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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:27,754 --> 00:02:29,483 I don't know what's wrong with it. 2 00:02:29,589 --> 00:02:32,114 You guys were supposed to service this thing! 3 00:02:32,225 --> 00:02:33,283 I don't know why he didn't service it. 4 00:02:33,393 --> 00:02:34,485 I don't know. 5 00:02:41,734 --> 00:02:44,635 Why don't you guys take a suck on that tailpipe? 6 00:02:46,839 --> 00:02:48,932 Son of a bitch! 7 00:02:51,110 --> 00:02:53,374 I don't know what the hell I'm going to do now. 8 00:03:00,653 --> 00:03:02,644 Hot. 9 00:03:02,755 --> 00:03:04,450 Blown engine, right? 10 00:03:04,557 --> 00:03:05,990 The engine's blown to hell. 11 00:03:06,092 --> 00:03:07,923 Want me to call you a tow truck? 12 00:03:08,027 --> 00:03:09,790 We got help coming. 13 00:03:09,896 --> 00:03:11,261 Really. 14 00:03:11,364 --> 00:03:13,594 Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto. 15 00:03:13,699 --> 00:03:16,463 Finest automobiles by the world's great carmakers. 16 00:03:16,569 --> 00:03:19,970 Great. Just what I need. A goddamn car salesman. 17 00:03:20,073 --> 00:03:21,870 You know, you're in a very dignified profession. 18 00:03:21,974 --> 00:03:23,703 People rely upon you for the last images... 19 00:03:23,810 --> 00:03:25,675 they have of their loved ones, and this ain't a pretty picture. 20 00:03:25,812 --> 00:03:28,940 Oh, please, I'm trying to bury a guy, not buy a hearse. 21 00:03:29,082 --> 00:03:32,074 I'm talking a deal. 500 bucks over invoice. 22 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:35,012 Dealer invoice? 23 00:03:36,322 --> 00:03:37,380 Come on by tomorrow. 24 00:03:37,490 --> 00:03:39,117 We're having a one-time-only sale... 25 00:03:39,225 --> 00:03:40,283 of all our luxury vehicles. 26 00:03:40,393 --> 00:03:41,655 I'll customize anything you want. 27 00:03:41,761 --> 00:03:44,059 I will personally walk you through every step of the deal. 28 00:03:44,163 --> 00:03:45,858 We'll have your business back on its feet by Monday... 29 00:03:45,965 --> 00:03:47,899 back from the dead, you might say. 30 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,399 - Excuse me. - Sorry. 31 00:03:49,502 --> 00:03:50,560 If I might interrupt... 32 00:03:50,670 --> 00:03:53,264 What are you doing about my husband? 33 00:03:53,372 --> 00:03:56,273 We've arranged for a pickup truck. 34 00:04:03,749 --> 00:04:05,273 I did not spend $10,000... 35 00:04:05,418 --> 00:04:08,148 to have my Ralph can'ted around in a pickup truck! 36 00:04:08,254 --> 00:04:10,279 I'll put you out of business. 37 00:04:10,389 --> 00:04:12,516 Or better still, I'll take you to court. 38 00:04:12,625 --> 00:04:14,092 I'll bury you for this! 39 00:04:14,193 --> 00:04:15,387 - Madam. - What is it? 40 00:04:15,495 --> 00:04:17,725 My deepest condolences. 41 00:04:17,830 --> 00:04:21,095 May I suggest that we move your husband along... 42 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,168 as quickly as possible to his last resting place? 43 00:04:23,269 --> 00:04:26,238 Because, as you can see, it's a very, very hot day... 44 00:04:26,339 --> 00:04:27,601 and there is no air conditioning... 45 00:04:27,707 --> 00:04:29,106 so I think we should get him out of the sun... 46 00:04:29,208 --> 00:04:32,837 as quickly as possible. Please. 47 00:04:32,979 --> 00:04:34,469 I'll gladly lend a hand. 48 00:04:34,614 --> 00:04:36,411 Please, gentlemen. 49 00:04:43,789 --> 00:04:45,552 Oh, be careful. 50 00:04:45,658 --> 00:04:47,649 This guy needs to go on a diet. 51 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:48,818 Please, that's the widow, man. 52 00:04:48,928 --> 00:04:50,395 What did she feed the guy? 53 00:04:50,496 --> 00:04:52,225 Life's crazy, isn't it? 54 00:04:52,331 --> 00:04:54,765 Here I am, driving along, minding my own business... 55 00:04:54,867 --> 00:04:56,664 when opportunity knocks. 56 00:04:56,769 --> 00:05:01,365 Be careful. 57 00:05:01,474 --> 00:05:03,533 All right, get the flowers. 58 00:05:03,643 --> 00:05:05,873 Jesus. 59 00:05:06,012 --> 00:05:07,377 He's in there. 60 00:05:09,448 --> 00:05:13,214 This must be very stressful for you. 61 00:05:13,319 --> 00:05:16,379 10 grand for a funeral. She's got to be well-off. 62 00:05:16,489 --> 00:05:19,322 He'll be all right. Don't you worry. 63 00:05:19,425 --> 00:05:21,290 This is a nice box. 64 00:05:21,394 --> 00:05:23,259 He must have carried a big life policy. 65 00:05:23,362 --> 00:05:26,058 Thanks a lot. This isn't even your funeral. 66 00:05:26,165 --> 00:05:28,725 I do for you, maybe one day you do for me. 67 00:05:28,834 --> 00:05:30,927 Maybe. 68 00:05:31,037 --> 00:05:33,096 She could use some cheering up at a time like this... 69 00:05:33,206 --> 00:05:35,572 and people get a lot of pleasure from a new car. 70 00:05:35,675 --> 00:05:37,643 She'll want to get on with her life. 71 00:05:37,743 --> 00:05:39,404 Can I? 72 00:05:39,545 --> 00:05:41,410 You can't do this. 73 00:05:41,514 --> 00:05:43,846 You can't sell a widow a car at her husband's funeral. 74 00:05:43,950 --> 00:05:47,317 People will think that's a little insensitive. 75 00:05:47,453 --> 00:05:50,183 But most people think that car salesmen... 76 00:05:50,289 --> 00:05:52,018 are the scum of the earth, anyway. 77 00:05:57,897 --> 00:06:00,627 May I help you back to your car? 78 00:06:00,733 --> 00:06:01,893 Thank you. 79 00:06:05,738 --> 00:06:08,969 Your husband must have been a fine man. 80 00:06:09,075 --> 00:06:11,236 He was a fine man. 81 00:06:12,478 --> 00:06:14,207 A man who took care of you all of his life. 82 00:06:14,347 --> 00:06:16,315 Never denied you anything. 83 00:06:16,449 --> 00:06:18,644 Nothing. Ralph denied me nothing. 84 00:06:18,751 --> 00:06:21,242 He was a good provider. 85 00:06:21,354 --> 00:06:24,812 Now that he's gone, I'm sure he wouldn't want you... 86 00:06:24,924 --> 00:06:29,691 to deny yourself in his absence. Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto. 87 00:06:34,934 --> 00:06:38,131 - What is this? - My business card. 88 00:06:38,237 --> 00:06:41,229 You're not trying to sell me a car, are you? 89 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:45,640 At my husband's funeral? Before he's even in the ground? 90 00:06:45,778 --> 00:06:47,177 Are you? 91 00:06:49,615 --> 00:06:55,383 You sleaze. You are the scum of the earth. 92 00:06:57,890 --> 00:07:01,724 Not every sale works out, but I've got to keep trying... 93 00:07:01,827 --> 00:07:04,295 because you know why? A lot of them do work out... 94 00:07:04,397 --> 00:07:07,059 and when they do, I feel great... 95 00:07:07,166 --> 00:07:08,997 because I'm making someone happy. 96 00:07:09,101 --> 00:07:10,466 It's like I'm making a friend... 97 00:07:10,569 --> 00:07:12,833 what I like to call a relationship for life. 98 00:07:12,938 --> 00:07:18,376 I love to sell. It's pathological, I guess. 99 00:07:18,511 --> 00:07:21,309 At that moment, that point of sale... 100 00:07:21,414 --> 00:07:24,178 I cannot get any closer to another human being... 101 00:07:24,283 --> 00:07:26,513 without protection. 102 00:07:27,053 --> 00:07:30,181 A little to the right. A little to the left. 103 00:07:30,256 --> 00:07:31,348 Good. 104 00:07:35,961 --> 00:07:38,122 ...you could drive the car of your dreams. 105 00:07:38,230 --> 00:07:39,697 Honey. 106 00:07:39,799 --> 00:07:42,199 I'm Big Jack Turgeon... 107 00:07:42,301 --> 00:07:43,359 That was quick! 108 00:07:43,469 --> 00:07:45,300 No, honey. It's your commercial. 109 00:07:45,404 --> 00:07:46,701 My commercial? 110 00:07:46,806 --> 00:07:49,206 Yeah, babe, look. 111 00:07:51,877 --> 00:07:53,811 There's Dave. There's Henry. 112 00:07:53,946 --> 00:07:55,038 He's talking, right? 113 00:07:55,181 --> 00:07:57,581 No. He speaks perfect English. 114 00:07:57,683 --> 00:08:00,345 - Who's she? - That's Molly. 115 00:08:00,453 --> 00:08:03,013 I'm Joey, and I'll put you... 116 00:08:04,790 --> 00:08:08,282 We're closing our doors after 35 years in one location. 117 00:08:08,394 --> 00:08:09,884 We have got to sell... 118 00:08:09,995 --> 00:08:12,156 It looks very professional. 119 00:08:12,264 --> 00:08:15,529 One day, Sunday! 120 00:08:29,048 --> 00:08:30,072 Frankie. 121 00:08:30,216 --> 00:08:33,652 Joe, come here. I want to show you something. 122 00:08:33,786 --> 00:08:36,619 What do you think of that bad boy? 123 00:08:36,722 --> 00:08:39,691 That's really tasteful. Skulls with death rocks. 124 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:41,953 Maybe some worms crawling out of them. 125 00:08:42,061 --> 00:08:43,722 That would really piss your dad off. 126 00:08:43,829 --> 00:08:45,797 Really? 127 00:08:45,898 --> 00:08:47,661 Good golly, Miss Molly. 128 00:08:47,767 --> 00:08:50,031 You've had the rest, now have the best. 129 00:08:50,136 --> 00:08:52,036 Joey, I'm with a customer. 130 00:08:52,138 --> 00:08:54,698 You do remember what a customer looks like? 131 00:08:57,443 --> 00:08:59,001 Jackie, I know I'm late... 132 00:08:59,111 --> 00:09:00,635 but I've been taking care of business, babe. 133 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:03,374 I know the kind of business you're taking care of. 134 00:09:03,516 --> 00:09:05,746 I hustled a new hearse at a funeral. 135 00:09:05,851 --> 00:09:07,409 Come on, Joey, don't bullshit me. 136 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:08,714 This is Jackie you're talking to. 137 00:09:08,821 --> 00:09:11,346 I'm not bullshitting. He's coming in tomorrow. 138 00:09:13,659 --> 00:09:16,992 The guy from downtown is on line one. 139 00:09:19,031 --> 00:09:20,396 Tell him I'll call him later. 140 00:09:24,403 --> 00:09:27,304 God, she just drives me crazy. 141 00:09:27,406 --> 00:09:29,704 Jackie, be a little more subtle. 142 00:09:29,809 --> 00:09:32,710 She's a married woman. You don't want to get caught. 143 00:09:32,845 --> 00:09:36,713 Come on. God forgive me. I just can't help myself. 144 00:09:36,816 --> 00:09:38,909 Hey, who can? 145 00:09:39,051 --> 00:09:41,952 We've got to talk about the sale tomorrow. 146 00:09:42,054 --> 00:09:43,612 Jackie, I'm ready. 147 00:09:43,722 --> 00:09:47,488 Remember those two guys... you werert here that day. 148 00:09:47,593 --> 00:09:49,185 Anyway, Dad had some outside experts... 149 00:09:49,295 --> 00:09:50,592 come by to check our operation. 150 00:09:50,696 --> 00:09:53,187 They recommended we reduce the sales force... 151 00:09:53,299 --> 00:09:55,028 when we move to the new location. 152 00:09:55,134 --> 00:09:57,034 How many you going to lose? 153 00:09:57,136 --> 00:09:59,798 Molly's gonna stay because she sells cars. 154 00:09:59,905 --> 00:10:04,171 Dad's got a big heart, so maybe one or two others. 155 00:10:04,276 --> 00:10:06,141 What are you talking about? 156 00:10:06,278 --> 00:10:08,178 We're the guys. We made this place. 157 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:12,546 Come on, Joey. Read the sign. Big Jack Turgeon made the place. 158 00:10:12,651 --> 00:10:15,347 He made you. He taught you how to sell and he made you rich. 159 00:10:15,454 --> 00:10:18,082 You'd still be rich if you didn't blow it on babes. 160 00:10:18,190 --> 00:10:22,024 I'm having a few problems, some of them personal. 161 00:10:22,127 --> 00:10:24,925 But I'm working them out. I'll be back better than ever. 162 00:10:25,030 --> 00:10:27,555 Well, get back by tomorrow because you've got to... 163 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:29,725 close a dozen units to make an impression on the old man. 164 00:10:29,835 --> 00:10:31,359 Otherwise, you're gone. 165 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:33,097 What are you talking about, twelve units by tomorrow? 166 00:10:33,205 --> 00:10:34,365 Yeah, today and tomorrow. 167 00:10:34,473 --> 00:10:36,168 Today's dead. No one's gonna come in today... 168 00:10:36,275 --> 00:10:38,436 if they know they can get it tomorrow on sale. 169 00:10:38,544 --> 00:10:40,369 Well, I know. Get on your horse, cowboy. 170 00:10:40,479 --> 00:10:42,447 Call all your old clients, I'll toss you a few leads. 171 00:10:42,548 --> 00:10:45,540 Do whatever you've got to do to get people in here. 172 00:10:45,684 --> 00:10:48,084 You've got to sell, sell, sell, Joey. 173 00:10:48,187 --> 00:10:51,486 It would be terrible if you werert here anymore. 174 00:10:53,792 --> 00:10:55,657 It'd be a total fucking disaster. 175 00:10:57,630 --> 00:11:00,064 Wake up over there. Wash my car, will you? 176 00:11:00,165 --> 00:11:02,099 Do a good job for once. 177 00:11:02,201 --> 00:11:03,566 I don't care who your old man is. 178 00:11:03,669 --> 00:11:05,330 Chopsticks. I'm buying. 179 00:11:05,437 --> 00:11:06,802 I'm not talking about this bullshit now. 180 00:11:06,906 --> 00:11:09,568 Humor him. We'll make it like the old days. 181 00:11:09,675 --> 00:11:11,905 Anything can happen. Look at Russia. 182 00:11:12,011 --> 00:11:13,171 If things don't work out here... 183 00:11:13,279 --> 00:11:15,110 I can sell Lincolns in Lithuania. 184 00:11:15,214 --> 00:11:17,409 That's a good idea. 185 00:11:17,516 --> 00:11:19,609 Brought that color right around, huh? 186 00:11:19,752 --> 00:11:22,880 You stop talking now. Time to eat. 187 00:11:23,022 --> 00:11:24,421 Helen. 188 00:11:24,523 --> 00:11:26,115 Shu mai pork. 189 00:11:26,225 --> 00:11:27,954 Give me some of those shrimp. 190 00:11:28,060 --> 00:11:31,359 Back off. That's not for you. That's for better table. 191 00:11:31,463 --> 00:11:34,523 This one's for you. Three, maybe, huh? 192 00:11:34,633 --> 00:11:35,895 Two. Ain't gonna buy out that easy. 193 00:11:36,001 --> 00:11:38,196 Three! You big man. You need to eat a lot. 194 00:11:38,304 --> 00:11:39,737 What, are you working on commission? 195 00:11:39,838 --> 00:11:41,237 I mean, you'd sell the soles off your feet. 196 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:43,240 You shut up. You no mess with me, OK? 197 00:11:45,911 --> 00:11:46,969 You have any cat today? 198 00:11:47,079 --> 00:11:50,048 No more. Finish, but this is special for you. 199 00:11:50,149 --> 00:11:52,117 This monkey brain. 200 00:11:52,251 --> 00:11:53,843 Helen, that's not the monkey's brain. 201 00:11:53,986 --> 00:11:55,544 Look at that. That's a different part of the monkey. 202 00:11:55,688 --> 00:11:57,212 Stop playing with it. Now, eat it. 203 00:11:57,356 --> 00:12:00,723 This... the bear's balls. 204 00:12:07,433 --> 00:12:09,025 You shut up. Eat. 205 00:12:17,109 --> 00:12:18,906 Honey. Do it again. 206 00:12:23,682 --> 00:12:27,675 And then he got a car. 207 00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:29,412 You boys talking dirty again? 208 00:12:31,023 --> 00:12:33,253 Mrs. Turgeon wants you to call her, now. 209 00:12:33,359 --> 00:12:35,520 Wife calls, crack the balls. 210 00:12:35,628 --> 00:12:37,994 Hey, that's my mother, Benny. 211 00:12:38,097 --> 00:12:40,190 You guys want me to keep treating lunch... 212 00:12:40,299 --> 00:12:42,028 just remember, you have to sell... 213 00:12:42,134 --> 00:12:45,535 every damn car on my lot tomorrow... 214 00:12:45,638 --> 00:12:48,004 because if I'm not making, you're not making. 215 00:12:48,107 --> 00:12:51,508 So let's hear the company motto. 216 00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:54,044 Nobody gets out alive! 217 00:12:54,146 --> 00:12:56,580 How the hell am I gonna sell twelve cars by tomorrow? 218 00:12:56,682 --> 00:12:59,310 Twelve cars in one day? That's impossible. 219 00:12:59,451 --> 00:13:02,352 I don't know. Maybe it can be done. 220 00:13:02,488 --> 00:13:06,117 Maybe I'm the guy to do it. What am I doing? 221 00:13:06,225 --> 00:13:08,557 Instead of selling, I'm going shopping with Joy. 222 00:13:08,661 --> 00:13:10,151 I'm a sick man. 223 00:13:10,262 --> 00:13:13,857 God, why? 'Cause I can't say no to a woman. 224 00:13:13,966 --> 00:13:16,628 I love 'em. I got to make them happy. 225 00:13:16,735 --> 00:13:19,329 If they're happy, I can be happy. 226 00:13:19,838 --> 00:13:21,999 It's not fair that my life should hang in the balance. 227 00:13:22,074 --> 00:13:25,043 I mean, I've gotta know. I am not divorcing Harry... 228 00:13:25,144 --> 00:13:27,305 until I know I'll be taken care of. 229 00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:29,711 I mean, am I wrong? If I'm wrong, tell me. 230 00:13:29,815 --> 00:13:31,112 - You're wrong. - Nice piece, isn't it? 231 00:13:31,216 --> 00:13:32,308 - Lovely. - Gorgeous. 232 00:13:32,451 --> 00:13:34,612 One of my favorites. Came in on an estate sale. 233 00:13:34,753 --> 00:13:37,916 French art glass, Gallé. Mid-19th century. 234 00:13:38,023 --> 00:13:39,217 Would you like me to price it? 235 00:13:39,324 --> 00:13:43,090 Would you, please? 236 00:13:43,195 --> 00:13:45,663 What's it going to be? 237 00:13:45,764 --> 00:13:46,992 Look what you're buying here. 238 00:13:47,099 --> 00:13:49,226 I'll never be able to do for you what Harry can. 239 00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:52,735 - I don't have his money. - What are you saying? 240 00:13:52,838 --> 00:13:53,896 Listen, I've got family responsibilities. 241 00:13:54,006 --> 00:13:56,474 My mother, a daughter going to college soon. 242 00:13:56,575 --> 00:13:58,372 You know, you insult me. 243 00:13:58,477 --> 00:14:01,969 I'm not talking about financial support, you putz! 244 00:14:02,081 --> 00:14:03,639 I'm talking emotional support! 245 00:14:03,749 --> 00:14:05,478 Emotional. Can you afford that? 246 00:14:09,888 --> 00:14:11,287 3,000 bucks. 247 00:14:12,357 --> 00:14:15,952 - You like this? - I like you. 248 00:14:16,061 --> 00:14:19,428 - Do you want it? - I want you! 249 00:14:19,531 --> 00:14:21,192 3,000 bucks, huh? 250 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,234 So you're saying someone died... 251 00:14:23,335 --> 00:14:24,927 and you got this baby real cheap. 252 00:14:26,772 --> 00:14:28,763 You mind showing us the invoice? 253 00:14:28,874 --> 00:14:30,273 I see a lot of art hanging around... 254 00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:31,740 with what we like to call dust on it. 255 00:14:31,844 --> 00:14:35,644 You don't make money if you don't move the inventory. 256 00:14:35,748 --> 00:14:37,113 May I have a moment with you? 257 00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:42,143 You're a salesman first and then everything else second. 258 00:14:42,287 --> 00:14:44,517 I've got to sell some cars. 259 00:14:44,623 --> 00:14:47,649 Honey, it's just very embarrassing. 260 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:51,821 Why is it necessary for you to try and sell the man a car? 261 00:14:51,930 --> 00:14:54,194 What are you pissed about? I saved you a grand. 262 00:14:54,299 --> 00:14:57,359 It's not that. What are you doing? 263 00:14:57,469 --> 00:15:00,370 I thought you quit smoking. Have a piece of gum instead. 264 00:15:00,472 --> 00:15:02,531 Why do you hate Harry so much for? 265 00:15:02,641 --> 00:15:03,630 You want to throw his money away? 266 00:15:03,742 --> 00:15:05,073 I don't hate Harry! 267 00:15:05,177 --> 00:15:07,873 Can I help it if he loves when I spend his money? 268 00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:09,072 Come on! 269 00:15:11,717 --> 00:15:13,412 I don't make that kind of money. 270 00:15:13,552 --> 00:15:17,113 I know you don't. I'm not asking you to marry me. 271 00:15:17,256 --> 00:15:20,089 I'm just saying... shut up! 272 00:15:20,192 --> 00:15:23,355 I will not share you with other women... 273 00:15:23,462 --> 00:15:25,896 and that includes Tina. 274 00:15:25,998 --> 00:15:27,761 It's green! 275 00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:29,060 What are you talking about, Tina? 276 00:15:29,168 --> 00:15:30,692 We're divorced. You know that. 277 00:15:30,803 --> 00:15:33,533 - You still sleep with her. - I do not sleep with her. 278 00:15:33,639 --> 00:15:36,199 I see her. I have a daughter with her. 279 00:15:36,308 --> 00:15:37,639 I have to see her to see my daughter. 280 00:15:37,743 --> 00:15:39,233 If I don't see her, some other schlub sees her... 281 00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:40,709 and I don't get to see my daughter at all. 282 00:15:43,615 --> 00:15:47,176 Joy, I hear what you're saying. I know what you want. 283 00:15:47,319 --> 00:15:51,187 Honey. So let's call Harry and we'll just get it over with. 284 00:15:51,323 --> 00:15:52,722 There's a pay phone... 285 00:15:52,825 --> 00:15:54,725 Jesus Christ. I gotta get to work. 286 00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:55,952 I'm gonna lose my goddamn job... 287 00:15:56,061 --> 00:15:58,256 if I don't... what's your problem?! 288 00:15:58,363 --> 00:16:01,628 Honey, honey! You get the dog excited. 289 00:16:01,733 --> 00:16:02,825 I didn't mean to. I'm sorry, darling. 290 00:16:02,935 --> 00:16:05,597 You didn't bond with him. 291 00:16:05,704 --> 00:16:06,830 I'll bond with him very soon. 292 00:16:06,939 --> 00:16:08,463 - Hey, sweetie. - Darling. 293 00:16:08,574 --> 00:16:10,769 - Baby. - Moments. 294 00:16:16,081 --> 00:16:17,742 Joey, what are you doing? 295 00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:20,284 It's OK, Mario. It's my car. 296 00:16:20,419 --> 00:16:23,081 Key. Sorry about that. 297 00:16:23,222 --> 00:16:25,053 Put the cigarette out. Tony's trying to quit. 298 00:16:25,157 --> 00:16:27,022 Yeah. These things will kill you. 299 00:16:33,165 --> 00:16:36,293 Oh, God, am I late. I hope Tony will still see me. 300 00:16:36,401 --> 00:16:38,631 Some people late to see Tony... 301 00:16:38,737 --> 00:16:40,466 end up late for their own funeral. 302 00:16:40,572 --> 00:16:43,097 Wait, Carmine will bail me out. 303 00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:46,666 Good old Carmine... Tony's number one man. 304 00:16:48,847 --> 00:16:49,939 Come in, Joey. 305 00:16:50,048 --> 00:16:53,381 - Where's Carmine? - Hunting accident. 306 00:16:53,518 --> 00:16:54,576 Wait here. 307 00:16:57,589 --> 00:16:59,716 I'll take those. 308 00:16:59,825 --> 00:17:02,885 - There you go, Joey. - Thanks, Tony. 309 00:17:02,995 --> 00:17:04,690 All right. Let's get down to business. 310 00:17:04,796 --> 00:17:06,024 What's on your mind? 311 00:17:06,131 --> 00:17:07,723 I was wondering if you or any of the boys... 312 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:08,959 are looking for a new car... 313 00:17:09,067 --> 00:17:12,559 because we're having a sale on Sunday, Ton. 314 00:17:12,671 --> 00:17:14,298 You're having a sale? 315 00:17:14,406 --> 00:17:16,135 Is that what you came here for, Joey? 316 00:17:17,743 --> 00:17:19,506 I'll tell you what, I'll pass the word along. 317 00:17:19,611 --> 00:17:21,044 That'd be nice. 318 00:17:21,146 --> 00:17:22,704 You didn't come here looking for money? 319 00:17:22,814 --> 00:17:24,873 Joey, please, no more money. 320 00:17:24,983 --> 00:17:26,416 Hey, Tony, I'm not asking. 321 00:17:26,551 --> 00:17:29,247 20 Gs, Joey. Listen, we go back... 322 00:17:29,388 --> 00:17:32,380 but I am not your personal banker. 323 00:17:32,524 --> 00:17:34,424 Tony, you've been great to me. 324 00:17:34,526 --> 00:17:35,754 Thank you. Really. God bless you. 325 00:17:35,861 --> 00:17:40,355 You know, other guys out 20 Gs... other guys I fix. 326 00:17:40,465 --> 00:17:43,298 Listen to me and listen carefully. 327 00:17:43,402 --> 00:17:46,667 Don't make me wait too long. 328 00:17:46,772 --> 00:17:48,706 I won't, no. 329 00:17:48,807 --> 00:17:50,570 Don't make me wait too long. 330 00:17:58,583 --> 00:18:00,608 Drink up. Come here. Salute. 331 00:18:04,356 --> 00:18:07,257 Take it from me, Joey. As much fun as women are... 332 00:18:07,392 --> 00:18:09,485 they are not won'th ruining your life over. 333 00:18:09,594 --> 00:18:12,154 Thanks for spreading the word about the sale. 334 00:18:12,264 --> 00:18:13,356 Not a problem. 335 00:18:13,465 --> 00:18:15,126 Thanks for getting my kid that weekend job. 336 00:18:15,233 --> 00:18:17,793 Frankie, that lazy shit. Did you see... 337 00:18:17,903 --> 00:18:19,632 that fucking tattoo he has on his arm? 338 00:18:19,738 --> 00:18:21,365 Thinks he's gonna be a rock 'r roll star. 339 00:18:21,473 --> 00:18:23,498 Sometimes I think he's gonna be a fruit. 340 00:18:23,608 --> 00:18:26,600 Hey, I'll see you. 341 00:18:26,712 --> 00:18:28,907 - We go back, Ton. - We go back, Joey. 342 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:45,953 OK, Joey, here are the rules. No wisecracks, no arguments... 343 00:18:46,064 --> 00:18:50,228 and definitely no fighting with the wife... ex-wife. 344 00:18:50,335 --> 00:18:53,270 Remember the alimony? 345 00:18:53,372 --> 00:18:56,705 Hey, my paint job's still holding up. 346 00:18:56,808 --> 00:19:00,904 I get in there, I get her back in that good mood... 347 00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:02,445 like I used to... 348 00:19:02,581 --> 00:19:05,015 then I take care of business... car business. 349 00:19:05,150 --> 00:19:07,914 Wait a minute. Maybe she's seeing somebody. 350 00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:10,079 Why not? She's a good-looking woman. 351 00:19:10,188 --> 00:19:12,053 Who wouldn't be attracted to her? 352 00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:23,395 Stayir 353 00:19:23,502 --> 00:19:25,129 Stayir alive 354 00:19:25,237 --> 00:19:26,295 Stayir alive 355 00:19:26,405 --> 00:19:29,203 Ah, ah, ah, ah... 356 00:19:29,307 --> 00:19:32,037 Staying alive 357 00:19:32,177 --> 00:19:37,240 Alive 358 00:19:39,985 --> 00:19:41,077 You're looking good, Tina. 359 00:19:43,622 --> 00:19:49,026 You don't do that, Joey, coming in here without calling... 360 00:19:49,127 --> 00:19:50,822 without even ringing the damn bell. 361 00:19:50,929 --> 00:19:52,590 You don't live here, you know. 362 00:19:52,697 --> 00:19:54,722 I just paid for it. 363 00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:56,300 That doesn't give you the right... 364 00:19:56,401 --> 00:19:59,393 to come in here, especially when I'm not home. 365 00:19:59,504 --> 00:20:01,062 I don't do that. 366 00:20:01,173 --> 00:20:03,266 Get off it. I know your smell. 367 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:08,813 We were married for 11 years. Get out of my mail. 368 00:20:08,947 --> 00:20:11,507 Excuse me. What's this, huh? 369 00:20:11,650 --> 00:20:13,447 It's food. It's vitamins. 370 00:20:13,552 --> 00:20:16,715 These are chemicals. Lisa needs real food to grow... 371 00:20:16,822 --> 00:20:18,722 - not plant fertilizer. - She's grown. 372 00:20:18,824 --> 00:20:21,691 Anyway, I cook for her, she's never here to eat it. 373 00:20:21,793 --> 00:20:22,851 Where the hell is she? 374 00:20:22,961 --> 00:20:24,428 She's 15, that's where she is. 375 00:20:24,529 --> 00:20:26,394 She thinks she's her own boss... 376 00:20:26,498 --> 00:20:28,591 thinks she doesn't have to go to school anymore. 377 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:31,294 What, she's ditching? You should tell me this stuff. 378 00:20:31,403 --> 00:20:33,667 It's her new friends. That's what I think. 379 00:20:33,772 --> 00:20:37,469 What kind of friends she got? Do you know from these friends? 380 00:20:37,576 --> 00:20:40,204 Yeah, some of them. 381 00:20:40,345 --> 00:20:42,779 What, she into drugs, something like that? 382 00:20:42,914 --> 00:20:45,280 - She needs a father! - She's got one. 383 00:20:45,383 --> 00:20:47,681 It wouldn't hurt if you set a little cash aside... 384 00:20:47,786 --> 00:20:50,186 for Lisa's college, like you keep saying you are. 385 00:20:50,288 --> 00:20:52,119 Tina, I've always taken care of you. 386 00:20:52,224 --> 00:20:55,159 But I'm living in 2 rooms as big as your garage, huh? 387 00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:56,386 I'm living like a fucking cabbage seller... 388 00:20:56,495 --> 00:20:58,360 like my old man. 389 00:20:58,463 --> 00:20:59,896 Because you spend your money on whores... 390 00:20:59,998 --> 00:21:01,590 instead of your daughter's education. 391 00:21:01,700 --> 00:21:03,463 My lady friends are not whores! 392 00:21:03,568 --> 00:21:05,832 - So marry one. - You couldn't afford me to. 393 00:21:05,937 --> 00:21:08,565 'Cause God forbid you might have to get a real job. 394 00:21:08,673 --> 00:21:12,336 I got a real job! Catering! Remember? 395 00:21:12,477 --> 00:21:14,035 Come on, Tina. Whipping up a few cheese logs... 396 00:21:14,179 --> 00:21:16,272 for your friends' parties ain't a real job. 397 00:21:16,414 --> 00:21:17,904 It was when I cooked for you. 398 00:21:18,049 --> 00:21:19,641 You know what the real job was? Eating it. 399 00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:21,446 I didn't see you getting any thinner. 400 00:21:21,553 --> 00:21:26,081 I'm lucky I didn't blow my ass off after eating your beans! 401 00:21:26,191 --> 00:21:28,591 Do you feel better? 402 00:21:32,030 --> 00:21:36,831 It's true. How about this, huh? 403 00:21:36,935 --> 00:21:39,335 $500 a month for a college fund for Lisa. 404 00:21:39,437 --> 00:21:42,702 Now do you feel better? 405 00:21:42,807 --> 00:21:44,798 - Terrific, if you do it. - I promise. 406 00:21:44,910 --> 00:21:50,439 Why'd you come all the way here? Just to talk to me about Lisa? 407 00:21:50,582 --> 00:21:51,981 I was just driving by. 408 00:21:56,354 --> 00:21:57,446 See you. 409 00:22:05,096 --> 00:22:07,826 Where the hell are you gonna get 500 bucks a month? 410 00:22:07,933 --> 00:22:10,367 Joey, did you forget why you came here? 411 00:22:10,468 --> 00:22:12,163 Come on, boy. 412 00:22:16,942 --> 00:22:19,877 Tina, I forgot. Could you call your brother... 413 00:22:19,978 --> 00:22:21,878 and tell him we're having a sale tomorrow? 414 00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:24,540 So that's why you came over. He's got a car. 415 00:22:24,683 --> 00:22:26,446 I'll cut him a rock-bottom price... 416 00:22:26,551 --> 00:22:29,281 straight to the floor. I'll make him a deal... 417 00:22:29,387 --> 00:22:31,514 even your tight-ass brother couldn't refuse. 418 00:22:31,623 --> 00:22:34,319 Why are you selling me? 419 00:22:34,426 --> 00:22:39,227 Come on, do me a favor. Get him to come down. Please? 420 00:22:43,101 --> 00:22:44,932 I'll talk to him. 421 00:22:45,036 --> 00:22:49,234 Thanks, Tina. Why'd I ever leave you? 422 00:22:49,341 --> 00:22:51,571 Well, you didn't leave me, Joey. 423 00:22:51,676 --> 00:22:55,134 I asked you to leave. Remember why? 424 00:22:59,384 --> 00:23:01,909 Divorce. 425 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:04,011 There's one woman in my life, though... 426 00:23:04,122 --> 00:23:05,783 who doesn't ask me for a thing. 427 00:23:05,890 --> 00:23:07,687 She lives for me. She really does. 428 00:23:07,792 --> 00:23:10,420 Every time I see her, I feel great. 429 00:23:10,528 --> 00:23:12,928 She really knows how to take care of me. 430 00:23:17,335 --> 00:23:18,427 You know why, Joey? 431 00:23:20,572 --> 00:23:22,506 That's the most important thing. 432 00:23:22,607 --> 00:23:27,067 Ma, basta on the fagioli, OK? No more beans. I got a date. 433 00:23:27,212 --> 00:23:29,339 It'll be here if you want some more. 434 00:23:35,553 --> 00:23:39,080 Joey, why are you so unappy? 435 00:23:39,190 --> 00:23:41,488 I'm not unappy. I'm just not hungry, OK? 436 00:23:41,593 --> 00:23:43,652 Come on. That's bullshit, and you know it. 437 00:23:43,762 --> 00:23:45,093 Don't bullshit your ma. 438 00:23:45,196 --> 00:23:48,632 Bullshit the girls, but don't bullshit your ma. 439 00:23:48,733 --> 00:23:52,863 OK, look. I'm eating, OK? 440 00:23:52,971 --> 00:23:54,131 I'm not jerking you around. 441 00:23:54,239 --> 00:23:57,675 Have you talked to your daughter lately? 442 00:24:01,346 --> 00:24:04,372 Tina calls, you know? But Lisa, never. 443 00:24:04,516 --> 00:24:07,781 - I'll talk to her. - Talk? Joey! 444 00:24:07,886 --> 00:24:09,513 Lisa needs a regular family. 445 00:24:09,621 --> 00:24:12,681 You know, like you had with Tina. 446 00:24:12,791 --> 00:24:14,816 Come on, Ma. You couldn't stand Tina. 447 00:24:14,926 --> 00:24:16,894 Now you want us back together? 448 00:24:16,995 --> 00:24:19,054 So I ain't perfect. 449 00:24:19,164 --> 00:24:22,964 - Who is, Ma? - You are, Joey. 450 00:24:23,068 --> 00:24:27,129 You are my perfect little boy. 451 00:24:32,243 --> 00:24:34,473 Joey's central. Cars are my life. 452 00:24:34,612 --> 00:24:36,011 How you doing? 453 00:24:36,147 --> 00:24:37,842 Great, Jackie. Doing great. 454 00:24:37,949 --> 00:24:40,144 I've got four potential sales in the bag. 455 00:24:40,251 --> 00:24:42,947 Listen, you seeing someone tonight? 456 00:24:43,054 --> 00:24:45,614 I guess I've earned a little R and R. 457 00:24:45,724 --> 00:24:47,453 Sure you did. We all did. 458 00:24:47,559 --> 00:24:50,756 So that means you won't be using your pad tonight, huh? 459 00:24:50,862 --> 00:24:53,126 Come on, it's Saturday night. 460 00:24:53,231 --> 00:24:55,597 What's Donna going to tell her old man? 461 00:24:55,700 --> 00:24:57,258 You're pushing your luck, cowboy. 462 00:24:57,369 --> 00:24:58,961 I know what I'm doing, babe. Believe me. 463 00:24:59,070 --> 00:25:02,301 - So is that OK? - Yeah, that's OK. 464 00:25:02,407 --> 00:25:04,739 Mi casa es su casa, amigo. 465 00:25:04,843 --> 00:25:08,279 Gracias, and keep selling cars, you hear? 466 00:25:08,413 --> 00:25:09,778 We need you at Turgeon. 467 00:25:09,881 --> 00:25:13,544 Don't you worry. The only thing on my mind is selling cars. 468 00:25:13,852 --> 00:25:15,547 - Joey, don't. - What? 469 00:25:15,653 --> 00:25:17,314 - You'll mess me up. - I can't mess you up. 470 00:25:17,422 --> 00:25:19,447 Let's go. 471 00:25:19,557 --> 00:25:20,751 How's your day? 472 00:25:20,859 --> 00:25:22,588 It's been a drag till I get to you. 473 00:25:22,694 --> 00:25:24,525 Come here. 474 00:25:24,629 --> 00:25:26,722 You want to know what a drag is, Joey? 475 00:25:26,831 --> 00:25:29,026 A drag is standing on your feet all day... 476 00:25:29,134 --> 00:25:30,192 That's it. 477 00:25:30,301 --> 00:25:32,531 Spraying goofy-smelling mousse on people. 478 00:25:32,637 --> 00:25:36,038 Trying to make these old ladies look like... they... 479 00:25:36,141 --> 00:25:39,474 trying to make 'em look like they walked off of "Cosmo"... 480 00:25:39,611 --> 00:25:41,545 when they look like they got hit by the lousy "A" train. 481 00:25:41,679 --> 00:25:43,613 Joey, I cannot find my pumps! 482 00:25:43,748 --> 00:25:44,772 Honey. 483 00:25:44,916 --> 00:25:46,315 Where are my pumps, Joey? 484 00:25:46,451 --> 00:25:48,351 Strawberry slides into home! 485 00:25:52,991 --> 00:25:56,825 Do me something good. Turn over. 486 00:25:56,928 --> 00:25:59,556 We're playing mandingo again, huh? 487 00:25:59,664 --> 00:26:01,564 We're going to do your do. 488 00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:02,758 - What? - Your do! 489 00:26:02,867 --> 00:26:03,959 There's gonna be celebs there tonight. 490 00:26:04,068 --> 00:26:06,400 There's gonna be paparazzi there. 491 00:26:06,504 --> 00:26:09,132 So you gotta look special. You gotta look good. 492 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,500 I got you some clothes. Special. 493 00:26:13,945 --> 00:26:15,242 Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto. 494 00:26:15,346 --> 00:26:17,837 The Allante should be a good car for you. 495 00:26:17,982 --> 00:26:20,075 It's computerized, does 140 miles an hour. 496 00:26:20,185 --> 00:26:21,550 Better than that Rabbit I saw you drive up in. 497 00:26:21,653 --> 00:26:23,382 140 miles per hour. Sure. 498 00:26:23,488 --> 00:26:25,251 You gotta be doir this all the time? Selling? 499 00:26:25,356 --> 00:26:27,381 Sorry. I can't help it. 500 00:26:27,492 --> 00:26:28,857 Tomorrow we're having a sale. 501 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,154 Tomorrow? I'll be there. 502 00:26:30,261 --> 00:26:33,196 We've got to get in. There are fashion people downstairs. 503 00:26:33,298 --> 00:26:35,163 They're always lookir for new talent. 504 00:26:35,266 --> 00:26:36,927 I'll try, Lila. 505 00:26:37,035 --> 00:26:40,129 Ricky, look in your book. 506 00:26:40,238 --> 00:26:43,765 Lila. L-i-I-a. I'm on your list. 507 00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,342 Under "L." 508 00:26:45,477 --> 00:26:49,413 Shoot here. Shoot this, huh? Shoot me, I'm Lila. 509 00:26:49,547 --> 00:26:51,913 I'm an up-and-coming designer. I designed this stuff myself. 510 00:26:52,016 --> 00:26:54,416 - Come on. - She's gorgeous, huh? 511 00:26:54,519 --> 00:26:55,952 Even a blind man can tell she's hot. 512 00:26:56,087 --> 00:26:58,055 She's a nobody. She's nothing. 513 00:26:58,156 --> 00:27:01,421 I take stars. I take famous people. 514 00:27:01,526 --> 00:27:03,960 This person is nowhere. I'm not taking her picture. 515 00:27:04,062 --> 00:27:06,530 I'm not wasting the film. It's nothing personal. 516 00:27:06,631 --> 00:27:09,930 Screw this joker. 517 00:27:10,034 --> 00:27:11,399 You didn't have to say that to her... 518 00:27:11,503 --> 00:27:12,561 Have a nice life. 519 00:27:12,670 --> 00:27:13,898 You know what you are? You're an asshalf. 520 00:27:14,005 --> 00:27:15,597 It takes two of you to make an asshole. 521 00:27:15,707 --> 00:27:18,369 Hey, does this get us in? You know Mr. Grant? 522 00:27:18,476 --> 00:27:19,534 - You know him? - All right. 523 00:27:19,677 --> 00:27:21,110 All right. Gorge! 524 00:27:21,246 --> 00:27:22,941 You wanna come in or what? 525 00:27:24,482 --> 00:27:25,506 Gorge, where are you going? We're in! 526 00:27:25,650 --> 00:27:27,208 I'm not going in there, Joey! 527 00:27:27,318 --> 00:27:29,377 - Will you wait up, Lisa? - Who's Lisa? 528 00:27:29,487 --> 00:27:32,081 I don't know, Liza. Come on, what are you saying here? 529 00:27:32,190 --> 00:27:34,124 - You doing a Lisa? - No, no! Wait! 530 00:27:34,225 --> 00:27:36,022 I know the difference between Lisa and Lila. 531 00:27:36,127 --> 00:27:38,254 - You said Lisa! - No, I did not, OK? 532 00:27:38,363 --> 00:27:40,331 I don't know a Lisa. I'm not doing a Lisa. 533 00:27:40,431 --> 00:27:42,228 The only lisa I know is the Mona Lisa. 534 00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:46,929 Gorge, come on. You're the only girl for me. 535 00:27:50,775 --> 00:27:52,174 Come on, Gorge. 536 00:27:52,310 --> 00:27:57,509 Your time's going to come. I know what I'm talking about. 537 00:27:57,615 --> 00:28:01,051 I don't want to be just some stupid bimbo, Joey. 538 00:28:01,185 --> 00:28:03,346 Bimbo? You know what a bimbo is? 539 00:28:03,454 --> 00:28:05,422 It's a little elephant with big ears. 540 00:28:05,523 --> 00:28:08,822 Hey, come on. Listen, your dos are gonna be... 541 00:28:08,927 --> 00:28:11,395 the hottest thing in this whole goddamn city. 542 00:28:11,496 --> 00:28:13,259 You really think so? 543 00:28:14,465 --> 00:28:15,727 Really? 544 00:28:15,833 --> 00:28:17,425 Am I a loser? 545 00:28:17,535 --> 00:28:20,834 Gorge, think I'm gonna waste my time with a loser? 546 00:28:20,939 --> 00:28:22,839 You know what a loser looks like? 547 00:28:22,941 --> 00:28:25,808 Loser looks like this. 548 00:28:25,944 --> 00:28:29,107 I'd like to see the Allante, please. 549 00:28:29,247 --> 00:28:31,408 Please show me the Allante. 550 00:28:33,284 --> 00:28:36,845 I love you, Joey. I really do. 551 00:28:52,203 --> 00:28:53,363 Benny. 552 00:29:01,579 --> 00:29:06,016 Legend, lover, salesman, right? Take no prisoners today, Ben. 553 00:29:06,150 --> 00:29:07,481 You got it. 554 00:29:10,822 --> 00:29:12,551 What I got to do this shit for? 555 00:29:12,657 --> 00:29:13,749 Money. 556 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,624 - After you. - No, apres vous. 557 00:29:17,729 --> 00:29:21,392 He speaks French. 558 00:29:23,334 --> 00:29:25,666 You and me, Moll. It's time we got something going. 559 00:29:25,770 --> 00:29:26,998 I'm free tonight. 560 00:29:27,105 --> 00:29:30,336 I'd like that, but I'd rather eat worms and die. 561 00:29:30,441 --> 00:29:31,931 My worm doesn't have a hook. 562 00:29:32,043 --> 00:29:35,740 You know what your problem is? You're a pig. 563 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,507 And you're a chauvinist, 564 00:29:37,649 --> 00:29:39,310 and you have no respect for women. 565 00:29:39,417 --> 00:29:41,647 I guess dinner and a blowjob out of the question. 566 00:29:41,753 --> 00:29:44,017 - I guess. - We'll forget dinner. 567 00:29:47,158 --> 00:29:49,023 Telephone call for Joey O'Brien. 568 00:29:49,127 --> 00:29:50,287 - Big day, Joey. - Almost. 569 00:29:50,395 --> 00:29:52,488 It was right there. It got away. 570 00:29:56,334 --> 00:29:58,700 - Oh, God. It's Tina. - Tina, what? 571 00:29:58,803 --> 00:30:02,204 Lisa stayed out all night. She didn't come home. 572 00:30:02,306 --> 00:30:05,036 - She didn't? All night? - I don't know where she is. 573 00:30:05,143 --> 00:30:07,611 - You called the police? - She called from a pay phone. 574 00:30:07,745 --> 00:30:10,373 She called? What did she say? 575 00:30:10,515 --> 00:30:13,882 She said she's with friends. 576 00:30:14,018 --> 00:30:15,383 She's with that prick Louie! 577 00:30:15,486 --> 00:30:18,580 - Joey, come home. - Listen, I can't. 578 00:30:18,690 --> 00:30:21,386 If I come home, I blow my job. She's OK. She... 579 00:30:21,492 --> 00:30:23,016 - But look, Joey... - She's gonna be all right. 580 00:30:23,127 --> 00:30:24,617 If she comes home, call me. 581 00:30:24,729 --> 00:30:28,165 - Joey, I need you... - OK, Tina? You got it. 582 00:30:28,266 --> 00:30:30,257 That little motherfucker's dead! 583 00:30:30,368 --> 00:30:33,496 How do you do, sir? Jackie Turgeon. How do you do? 584 00:30:33,604 --> 00:30:35,265 This survey is bullshit. 585 00:30:35,373 --> 00:30:37,432 Who are these experts? What do they know? 586 00:30:37,542 --> 00:30:38,600 They ever sell cars? 587 00:30:38,710 --> 00:30:39,836 Come on, Benny, we're the salesmen. 588 00:30:39,977 --> 00:30:41,239 We've got to do what we do best. 589 00:30:41,379 --> 00:30:43,745 Lie. Cheat. Steal. 590 00:30:48,052 --> 00:30:50,452 Cool it. That's Donna's old man. 591 00:30:52,123 --> 00:30:53,818 Excuse me. 592 00:30:53,925 --> 00:30:56,223 Donna, come here! I wanna talk to you! 593 00:30:56,327 --> 00:30:57,988 It's her husband. Where's Jackie? 594 00:30:58,096 --> 00:31:01,122 Over there doing some carpet inspection... 595 00:31:01,232 --> 00:31:03,564 on the Mercedes. Don't look. 596 00:31:03,634 --> 00:31:07,593 Donna! I want to talk to you! 597 00:31:07,705 --> 00:31:10,173 Larry, what the hell are you doing over here? 598 00:31:10,274 --> 00:31:13,300 So I'm thinking, it's Sunday. 599 00:31:13,444 --> 00:31:15,105 What you got to work on Sunday for? 600 00:31:15,246 --> 00:31:17,043 I told you. There's a big sale! 601 00:31:17,148 --> 00:31:19,412 You already worked half the night! 602 00:31:19,517 --> 00:31:21,212 How many cars you sell at 2:00 in the morning? 603 00:31:24,622 --> 00:31:27,216 Something's going on. I can feel it. 604 00:31:27,325 --> 00:31:30,055 Nothing's going on. You're going crazy. 605 00:31:30,161 --> 00:31:31,788 I ain't gonna be your fool, Donna. 606 00:31:31,896 --> 00:31:34,023 Go home, Larry! 607 00:31:34,132 --> 00:31:35,463 Don't tell me what to do! 608 00:31:35,566 --> 00:31:38,558 I'm going home. You go inside. 609 00:31:38,669 --> 00:31:41,137 I ain't gonna be your fool. 610 00:31:53,251 --> 00:31:55,116 Jackie, all clear. 611 00:31:59,857 --> 00:32:01,620 Go on, sell some cars, will you? 612 00:32:01,726 --> 00:32:03,250 That was a little close. 613 00:32:03,361 --> 00:32:07,821 Take no prisoners. Nobody gets out of here alive. 614 00:32:07,932 --> 00:32:10,366 No more, no more, no more, no more 615 00:32:10,468 --> 00:32:12,527 Hit the road, Little Jack 616 00:32:12,637 --> 00:32:15,162 And don't you come back no more 617 00:32:15,273 --> 00:32:16,535 What you say? 618 00:32:16,641 --> 00:32:18,472 I know about you people. You're all thieves. 619 00:32:18,576 --> 00:32:19,634 Every time you open your mouth... 620 00:32:19,777 --> 00:32:20,801 you're gonna cost me money. 621 00:32:20,945 --> 00:32:22,572 I'll do the talking, OK? 622 00:32:22,713 --> 00:32:25,238 What I want, and what I'm willing to pay. 623 00:32:25,383 --> 00:32:26,543 You think you can handle that, pal? 624 00:32:26,651 --> 00:32:29,381 Definitely. Hop in. 625 00:32:33,391 --> 00:32:34,790 Perfect fit, huh? 626 00:32:34,892 --> 00:32:36,792 How is that, dear? 627 00:32:36,894 --> 00:32:38,293 Feels good. 628 00:32:38,396 --> 00:32:40,296 It looks great, honey. 629 00:32:40,398 --> 00:32:42,730 Really packed in here. 630 00:32:42,834 --> 00:32:44,301 I don't know. 631 00:32:44,402 --> 00:32:46,336 What don't you know? 632 00:32:47,905 --> 00:32:49,770 I just don't know. 633 00:32:49,874 --> 00:32:51,865 This is a Bends, right? 634 00:32:51,976 --> 00:32:54,035 - Benz. - Benson? 635 00:32:54,178 --> 00:32:56,146 Not Benson. Benz. 636 00:32:57,548 --> 00:32:58,947 How long have you been selling cars? 637 00:32:59,050 --> 00:33:00,677 Just a little while. 15 ye... 638 00:33:00,785 --> 00:33:02,480 - You've got a lot to learn. - I do? 639 00:33:02,587 --> 00:33:03,884 Let me guess. 640 00:33:03,988 --> 00:33:06,388 You're thinking you can't afford this car. 641 00:33:06,490 --> 00:33:08,082 Well, $45,000. 642 00:33:08,192 --> 00:33:09,386 What? 643 00:33:09,493 --> 00:33:12,792 Didrt mean to frighten you. That's called sticker shock. 644 00:33:12,897 --> 00:33:13,989 You want me to get some oxygen? 645 00:33:14,098 --> 00:33:15,827 Sticker shock? I know what I can afford. 646 00:33:15,933 --> 00:33:18,401 I just don't know. 647 00:33:18,502 --> 00:33:20,629 I don't know. 648 00:33:24,775 --> 00:33:27,403 You're a hell of a driver, Mr. Klopstock. 649 00:33:27,545 --> 00:33:29,979 Are you ready to take this baby home? 650 00:33:30,114 --> 00:33:31,046 I don't know. 651 00:33:31,582 --> 00:33:35,678 We're doing pretty good. We moved 15 units... 652 00:33:35,786 --> 00:33:37,913 but we can do better, so I'm gonna allow $500... 653 00:33:38,022 --> 00:33:39,114 off the buy-back without prior approval. 654 00:33:39,223 --> 00:33:41,691 Good. Jackie, how many cars I do? 655 00:33:41,792 --> 00:33:45,353 - Two. Just two. - Christ, I'll lose my spot. 656 00:33:45,463 --> 00:33:48,523 Benny, day's not over. It's only 11:30. 657 00:33:48,633 --> 00:33:50,498 It don't matter if I'm gonna lose my spot. I want to know. 658 00:33:50,601 --> 00:33:52,694 You're not selling cars standing here. 659 00:33:52,803 --> 00:33:53,929 Hold on. 660 00:33:56,307 --> 00:33:57,365 Joey? Is he there? 661 00:33:57,475 --> 00:33:59,102 - He's here. - Sign this. 662 00:33:59,210 --> 00:34:01,371 - Doctor's on the phone. - I can't talk now. 663 00:34:01,512 --> 00:34:04,481 You rat. I'm sorry, Mr. O'Briers with a customer. 664 00:34:04,615 --> 00:34:06,344 - He's a very busy man. - We were talking, Jackie. 665 00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:07,348 I told you. 666 00:34:07,551 --> 00:34:08,381 I'm not selling anymore unless you get me... 667 00:34:08,486 --> 00:34:09,510 a spot at the new place. 668 00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:11,110 Joey, doctor says it's an emergency. 669 00:34:11,222 --> 00:34:12,280 What kind of emergency? 670 00:34:12,390 --> 00:34:15,382 What kind of emergency? Perhaps I can help... 671 00:34:15,493 --> 00:34:18,223 This is Joey. Lila, what? 672 00:34:18,362 --> 00:34:20,330 What kind of emergency? It's a busy day. 673 00:34:20,464 --> 00:34:21,761 - I need an agent. - An agent? 674 00:34:21,866 --> 00:34:23,697 What kind of agent? 675 00:34:23,801 --> 00:34:25,928 God damn it, Jackie! We were talking here. 676 00:34:26,037 --> 00:34:28,028 Stop listening to Joey on the phone and answer me! 677 00:34:28,139 --> 00:34:31,973 There are no guarantees, OK? There are no guarantees in life. 678 00:34:32,076 --> 00:34:33,941 What the fuck do you need a press agent for? 679 00:34:34,045 --> 00:34:35,774 I know. Listen... 680 00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,279 It's not like you don't have something to publicize. 681 00:34:37,381 --> 00:34:38,939 Babe, you've got a lot to publicize. 682 00:34:39,050 --> 00:34:43,316 Fuck you, Little, and fuck Big! Fuck 'em big and little! 683 00:34:43,421 --> 00:34:45,514 Little and Big fucking fucks! Know what I'm saying? 684 00:34:45,623 --> 00:34:47,750 I got the gist, man. 685 00:34:47,858 --> 00:34:50,292 You know what I'm saying, Joey? God damn it. 686 00:34:50,428 --> 00:34:52,293 No, honey, somebody learning English. 687 00:34:52,396 --> 00:34:53,420 Fuck you! 688 00:34:53,564 --> 00:34:56,158 Better lighten up on the caffeine. 689 00:34:57,501 --> 00:34:59,935 - Number seven. - Tell me the price. 690 00:35:00,071 --> 00:35:02,266 Five grand for three months? 691 00:35:02,373 --> 00:35:04,898 It's not the money, darling, it's just the fact... 692 00:35:05,009 --> 00:35:06,977 Wait a minute. You're won'th it. 693 00:35:07,078 --> 00:35:09,706 You're priceless, babe. You know that. 694 00:35:09,814 --> 00:35:11,714 Seven, Joe. Seven. 695 00:35:11,816 --> 00:35:15,718 Moll, ten. Ten. 696 00:35:15,820 --> 00:35:17,481 Centimeters. 697 00:35:17,588 --> 00:35:20,455 That's cruel. 698 00:35:22,159 --> 00:35:23,956 What? All right, listen. 699 00:35:24,095 --> 00:35:25,858 I've got to get back out there. 700 00:35:25,997 --> 00:35:28,488 Five grand I've got to make, and I gotta get it now. Get it? 701 00:35:31,902 --> 00:35:34,427 So many women, so little cash. 702 00:35:35,573 --> 00:35:36,870 Take no prisoners. 703 00:35:36,974 --> 00:35:39,738 Thirty-five years I've been selling cars. 704 00:35:39,844 --> 00:35:42,404 Now all of a sudden, I don't know what I'm selling. 705 00:35:42,513 --> 00:35:45,505 What does that say? "Salesman of the Year. " 706 00:35:45,616 --> 00:35:47,982 Excuse me. 707 00:35:48,085 --> 00:35:50,383 - Can I help you? - You gave me a card. 708 00:35:52,857 --> 00:35:56,054 Right. Something in black. The hearse, right? 709 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:58,253 Sorry. Have a seat. I'll be right with you. 710 00:36:00,564 --> 00:36:03,431 What am I supposed to do now? Grow legs like Molly? 711 00:36:03,534 --> 00:36:06,128 I don't know, Ben. I still wouldn't fuck you. 712 00:36:10,808 --> 00:36:11,968 Sorry to keep you waiting. 713 00:36:12,076 --> 00:36:14,044 You don't look so good. 714 00:36:14,145 --> 00:36:17,239 It's getting to be a long day. 715 00:36:17,348 --> 00:36:18,906 We own fleet of cabs. 716 00:36:19,016 --> 00:36:20,745 Seven years, we have nineteen taxis. 717 00:36:20,851 --> 00:36:22,478 Twenty. 718 00:36:22,586 --> 00:36:25,714 You're ready to step up to a prestige luxury car. 719 00:36:25,823 --> 00:36:27,916 We're gonna buy an American car. Only American. 720 00:36:28,025 --> 00:36:30,960 God bless you, sir. It's gonna be hard to buy a Russian one. 721 00:36:31,062 --> 00:36:32,654 Let me show you this American car. 722 00:36:32,797 --> 00:36:34,697 Lincoln Continental. Do you have any kids? 723 00:36:34,832 --> 00:36:36,697 I have... three kids. 724 00:36:36,801 --> 00:36:37,825 And children. 725 00:36:37,968 --> 00:36:41,836 Three his children and two our kids. 726 00:36:41,939 --> 00:36:44,305 Put the bad ones in the front and the good ones in the back. 727 00:36:44,408 --> 00:36:46,103 Real leather in the seat? 728 00:36:46,210 --> 00:36:48,235 Real leather. Nothing fake in America. 729 00:36:51,449 --> 00:36:53,383 Joey, it's me. 730 00:36:53,484 --> 00:36:54,576 Is she home? 731 00:36:54,685 --> 00:36:56,346 - No, not yet. - Not yet? 732 00:36:56,454 --> 00:36:57,751 Why don't you try calling this Louie? 733 00:36:57,855 --> 00:36:59,755 I don't know his last name. Do you know him? 734 00:36:59,857 --> 00:37:01,051 I don't know his name. We're not that close. 735 00:37:01,158 --> 00:37:02,625 But if I ever do get close to him... 736 00:37:02,726 --> 00:37:04,193 he's gonna be wearing his balls for earrings. 737 00:37:04,328 --> 00:37:07,764 He going to be back or no? 738 00:37:07,898 --> 00:37:12,733 I don't understand. He selling this car? 739 00:37:12,837 --> 00:37:15,931 I do sound a little tense. You wanna know why? 740 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,132 I know why. 741 00:37:17,241 --> 00:37:19,732 'Cause my day has been shit, total shit. 742 00:37:19,844 --> 00:37:23,678 My little girl's missing, doing God knows what the hell. 743 00:37:23,781 --> 00:37:26,181 I'm gonna lose my job. I'm up to my ass in hock. 744 00:37:26,283 --> 00:37:27,341 People are asking money from me. 745 00:37:27,451 --> 00:37:28,941 I've got to sell seven more cars... 746 00:37:29,053 --> 00:37:32,284 by the end of the day. Shit. Total shit. 747 00:37:32,389 --> 00:37:34,448 It could not get any worse. 748 00:37:36,927 --> 00:37:42,456 Joey? What? What is it? Is she there? 749 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:48,869 Tina, call me when Lila... Lisa gets home. 750 00:37:50,608 --> 00:37:52,303 Joy, don't do this to me. 751 00:37:52,409 --> 00:37:53,933 I have a previous relationship with these customers. 752 00:37:54,044 --> 00:37:55,807 - Mr. Salesman, please! - One moment! 753 00:37:55,913 --> 00:37:58,108 Hello, Mrs. Munchack. 754 00:38:01,285 --> 00:38:05,278 - He likes you. - I hope. Mr. Munchack. 755 00:38:05,389 --> 00:38:09,291 Joey O'Brien. I put you in that 560SL. 756 00:38:09,393 --> 00:38:11,953 My "relationship for life. " 757 00:38:12,096 --> 00:38:13,688 - Nice. - Has she run well for you? 758 00:38:13,831 --> 00:38:14,889 The car. 759 00:38:15,032 --> 00:38:16,795 She doesn't seem to have any complaints. 760 00:38:16,901 --> 00:38:18,368 Glad to hear that. 761 00:38:18,502 --> 00:38:21,596 No complaints. It's been like a dream. 762 00:38:21,705 --> 00:38:23,969 I don't think I've ever loved anyone... thing more. 763 00:38:24,074 --> 00:38:26,133 It's been a pleasure to service... 764 00:38:26,243 --> 00:38:29,337 - Mr. Salesman, please! - One moment, please! 765 00:38:29,446 --> 00:38:32,040 I'll be right with you. Place can't run without me. 766 00:38:32,149 --> 00:38:33,548 What can I do for you, Mr. Munshock? 767 00:38:33,651 --> 00:38:36,814 Munchack. I'd like to get a new car for my wife. 768 00:38:36,921 --> 00:38:40,379 That's what I'm here for. 769 00:38:40,491 --> 00:38:42,516 Let me show you around. 770 00:38:42,626 --> 00:38:44,093 What's it gonna be, Mr. O'Brien? 771 00:38:44,195 --> 00:38:46,959 Are you ready to continue our relationship for life? 772 00:38:48,199 --> 00:38:50,531 I'm still waiting, Mr. Salesman. 773 00:38:50,634 --> 00:38:52,795 One moment! Excuse me. 774 00:38:52,903 --> 00:38:54,131 I'm sick of your moment! 775 00:38:54,238 --> 00:38:55,466 Can't you see I've got two ups at once? 776 00:38:55,573 --> 00:38:57,507 Little's not gonna approve your deal. Go talk to him. 777 00:38:57,608 --> 00:38:58,870 Your sale's going to walk. 778 00:38:58,976 --> 00:39:00,910 Do anything. Keep him there. Show him some cleavage, OK? 779 00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,913 - Mr. Salesman! - I'll be right with you. 780 00:39:06,016 --> 00:39:08,746 My wife was thinking maybe an Allante con... 781 00:39:08,852 --> 00:39:09,910 Shut up! 782 00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:11,419 Black. 783 00:39:11,522 --> 00:39:12,921 Is that what you want, darling? 784 00:39:13,023 --> 00:39:15,321 Yes, honey. I saw one I really like. 785 00:39:15,426 --> 00:39:16,984 You must know what I'm talking about. 786 00:39:17,127 --> 00:39:18,822 Mr. O'Brien, can you help us? 787 00:39:18,963 --> 00:39:22,490 Mr. Salesman! This Washington Continental... 788 00:39:22,633 --> 00:39:24,260 what kind of deal we going to make? 789 00:39:24,368 --> 00:39:25,801 Cash is OK? 790 00:39:25,936 --> 00:39:28,268 - Mr. O'Brien, please. - One moment. 791 00:39:28,372 --> 00:39:29,669 - How much in cash? - American cash? 792 00:39:29,773 --> 00:39:32,469 You accept Chinese? 793 00:39:32,576 --> 00:39:34,476 Joey, get with that guy. 794 00:39:34,578 --> 00:39:37,877 Don't go! We've got a deal. 795 00:39:37,982 --> 00:39:39,973 We had a deal! He changed every number! 796 00:39:40,084 --> 00:39:41,483 Sit down. Take... 797 00:39:41,585 --> 00:39:45,043 I believe you were serving us. 798 00:39:45,155 --> 00:39:47,020 - Back off! - Please! 799 00:39:47,124 --> 00:39:50,457 - Mr. Salesman! - Fuck! 800 00:40:00,170 --> 00:40:04,197 You bastards are gonna die! You had your good time. 801 00:40:04,308 --> 00:40:05,707 Now you're gonna die! 802 00:40:18,022 --> 00:40:19,387 Get over there! 803 00:40:21,225 --> 00:40:22,351 Move it! 804 00:40:34,104 --> 00:40:37,767 My God! He's going to kill us! 805 00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:40,105 Everybody fucking against the wall... 806 00:40:40,210 --> 00:40:41,507 or we all fucking die! 807 00:40:47,418 --> 00:40:51,684 Get up! Get out of there! What are you hiding from? 808 00:40:54,825 --> 00:40:55,917 Are you one of them? 809 00:40:57,094 --> 00:40:58,152 Donna. 810 00:40:58,295 --> 00:40:59,319 Larry! 811 00:40:59,463 --> 00:41:00,487 Are you one of them? 812 00:41:00,631 --> 00:41:02,531 - One what? - You look like one of them! 813 00:41:04,468 --> 00:41:07,494 What the hell are you doing? You gone crazy, Larry? 814 00:41:07,604 --> 00:41:09,697 - I want to know, Donna. - Have you gone crazy? 815 00:41:09,807 --> 00:41:14,335 Tell me! Tell me who you fucked here. 816 00:41:14,445 --> 00:41:15,912 Why kill everyone? 817 00:41:16,013 --> 00:41:17,708 I gotta know! Tell me! 818 00:41:17,815 --> 00:41:19,544 What do you want to know? 819 00:41:19,650 --> 00:41:22,346 Everyone! 820 00:41:22,453 --> 00:41:25,115 I fucked them all! I fuck and fuck and fuck! 821 00:41:27,991 --> 00:41:31,154 Shit! Get up! 822 00:41:39,770 --> 00:41:42,261 Get in there! Move it! 823 00:41:45,309 --> 00:41:47,709 I'll fucking kill you. Move it! 824 00:41:47,811 --> 00:41:49,438 Don't shoot me. 825 00:41:55,652 --> 00:41:56,778 All right... 826 00:42:04,094 --> 00:42:05,561 Everybody over there! 827 00:42:08,332 --> 00:42:10,323 Wait! Everybody back. 828 00:42:14,037 --> 00:42:15,163 Everybody hands up! 829 00:42:15,272 --> 00:42:18,799 And make it look like nothing's happening. 830 00:42:20,411 --> 00:42:23,175 Shut the dog up! I don't like dogs! 831 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,475 He's just a puppy! 832 00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:31,851 All the women, over there! 833 00:42:32,923 --> 00:42:34,151 Please, I just came to buy... 834 00:42:34,258 --> 00:42:35,384 Shut up! 835 00:42:35,492 --> 00:42:38,154 - My wife! - Move it! 836 00:42:38,295 --> 00:42:39,557 You're going to get us all killed! 837 00:42:42,933 --> 00:42:44,833 Shut up! 838 00:42:44,935 --> 00:42:47,836 Get it away from me! 839 00:42:47,938 --> 00:42:49,599 Please don't hurt Chester. 840 00:42:49,706 --> 00:42:53,005 Get it away from me! Get the dog away from me! 841 00:43:07,324 --> 00:43:10,657 You! Little tough guy with the tattoo! 842 00:43:10,761 --> 00:43:15,198 You been doir Donna, ain't you? Answer me, you little shit! 843 00:43:15,299 --> 00:43:16,960 Stick your little toy dick in there! 844 00:43:17,067 --> 00:43:19,058 I didn't fuck your girlfriend! 845 00:43:19,169 --> 00:43:22,195 She's not my girlfriend! She's my wife! 846 00:43:22,306 --> 00:43:24,069 Jesus! Don't! He's just a kid. 847 00:43:24,174 --> 00:43:25,539 What's your problem? 848 00:43:27,144 --> 00:43:30,409 Please... don't shoot! 849 00:43:30,547 --> 00:43:32,515 Stay back! 850 00:43:32,649 --> 00:43:34,708 What is this, Joy? 851 00:43:34,852 --> 00:43:37,286 I'm sorry, Harry. I didn't mean to... 852 00:43:37,421 --> 00:43:39,480 Joy, you haven't been screwing the salesmen, have you? 853 00:43:39,590 --> 00:43:40,852 - Shut up! - Have you? 854 00:43:40,958 --> 00:43:42,050 A little. 855 00:43:44,428 --> 00:43:50,094 Everybody fuckir shut up! This is my thing, all right? 856 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,792 This is some joint here. 857 00:43:51,902 --> 00:43:55,030 Open season on everyone's wife, huh? 858 00:43:55,138 --> 00:43:57,629 So you had your little fun, didn't you? 859 00:43:57,741 --> 00:44:00,904 Please don't kill me! I don't want to die! 860 00:44:02,513 --> 00:44:04,743 It was me. 861 00:44:09,753 --> 00:44:12,085 You what? 862 00:44:13,857 --> 00:44:16,849 Me and Donna, we... 863 00:44:22,966 --> 00:44:25,764 What are you saying, Joey? How could you do this? 864 00:44:25,869 --> 00:44:28,770 I hope this guy does kill you! 865 00:44:28,872 --> 00:44:29,964 Shut up! 866 00:44:31,542 --> 00:44:33,237 You shut up even more! 867 00:44:33,343 --> 00:44:35,868 - I'm sorry, sir. - Thank you. 868 00:44:35,979 --> 00:44:40,313 - I'm doing the talking. - Right. 869 00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:43,409 So we got one. 870 00:44:45,055 --> 00:44:46,955 Who else did her? 871 00:44:48,525 --> 00:44:51,153 The kid? Who else? Come on! 872 00:44:51,261 --> 00:44:54,424 - Nobody else. It was just me. - Prove it. 873 00:44:54,531 --> 00:44:56,465 You think I'd bullshit you about this? 874 00:44:56,567 --> 00:44:57,795 What am I, a retard? 875 00:44:57,901 --> 00:45:00,426 You think I'd bullshit a guy with an automatic weapon... 876 00:45:00,537 --> 00:45:02,334 loaded and pointed at me? 877 00:45:02,439 --> 00:45:05,875 It's just me. Nobody else. 878 00:45:08,378 --> 00:45:11,609 Well, what about... 879 00:45:11,748 --> 00:45:14,114 you know, all that stuff she said? 880 00:45:14,217 --> 00:45:16,185 "I fuck and fuck and fuck. " 881 00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,584 She was trying to hurt you. 882 00:45:26,363 --> 00:45:29,127 - Am I dead? - Move it! 883 00:45:29,232 --> 00:45:31,962 If you hurt my son, I'll kill you! 884 00:45:32,069 --> 00:45:35,869 Larry, come on! We were talking! 885 00:45:35,973 --> 00:45:38,965 We were talking here, Lar. Remember me and Donna? 886 00:45:39,076 --> 00:45:41,340 Right. 887 00:45:41,445 --> 00:45:42,707 How many times did you do her, man? 888 00:45:42,813 --> 00:45:44,713 What's it matter? She's dyir over there. 889 00:45:44,815 --> 00:45:45,873 One time? Twenty times? 890 00:45:46,016 --> 00:45:48,883 - Less. - Ten? 891 00:45:48,986 --> 00:45:50,544 I don't know. 892 00:45:50,654 --> 00:45:52,884 More than ten? Less than ten? 893 00:45:52,990 --> 00:45:54,389 Look behind me. 894 00:45:54,491 --> 00:45:58,257 I can't talk in front of ladies. 895 00:45:58,362 --> 00:46:01,297 You let the ladies go, I'll tell you everything. 896 00:46:01,398 --> 00:46:02,456 What do you got against the ladies? 897 00:46:02,566 --> 00:46:03,828 They never did anything with Donna. 898 00:46:03,934 --> 00:46:05,265 I don't know they didn't. 899 00:46:05,369 --> 00:46:07,860 You let the ladies go, we'll talk all night. 900 00:46:07,971 --> 00:46:09,495 You tell me first! How many times? 901 00:46:09,606 --> 00:46:11,039 I swear I'll kill you! 902 00:46:11,141 --> 00:46:13,405 Go ahead, but you kill me... 903 00:46:13,510 --> 00:46:16,877 you never learn anything about me and Donna. 904 00:46:17,014 --> 00:46:21,383 Come on. Be a guy. Let the ladies go, OK? 905 00:46:21,518 --> 00:46:22,610 Come on. 906 00:46:27,224 --> 00:46:29,089 Larry, she's over there. 907 00:46:29,192 --> 00:46:31,820 She's alive. Look at that, Larry. 908 00:46:31,928 --> 00:46:33,919 - She ain't dead. - What happened? 909 00:46:34,031 --> 00:46:36,465 The shot just grazed her head. You ain't killed anybody yet. 910 00:46:36,566 --> 00:46:37,999 Get away from her! What are you doing? 911 00:46:38,101 --> 00:46:40,467 Nothing. She's hurt, Larry. 912 00:46:40,570 --> 00:46:42,367 She deserves it. 913 00:46:42,472 --> 00:46:44,804 Let me get her in a chair, OK, Larry? 914 00:46:47,778 --> 00:46:48,836 Put her in a chair. 915 00:46:48,945 --> 00:46:50,810 That's a good idea, Larry. 916 00:46:53,450 --> 00:46:55,941 Get your hands off her! 917 00:46:56,086 --> 00:46:58,816 What happened? 918 00:46:58,922 --> 00:47:01,584 No matter what you hear, shut up. 919 00:47:01,692 --> 00:47:03,660 - What? - Yeah, bitch. 920 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,853 Better listen to your boyfriend. 921 00:47:05,962 --> 00:47:07,020 What? 922 00:47:07,130 --> 00:47:09,564 Listen to what your boyfriend's saying. 923 00:47:11,535 --> 00:47:15,164 You think I'm fuckir Joey? Jerk! 924 00:47:17,741 --> 00:47:19,971 - You doing her or not? - Of course I'm doing her. 925 00:47:20,077 --> 00:47:22,375 I don't know who I'm doing and who I'm not doing. 926 00:47:22,479 --> 00:47:25,107 Donna, I told him. Just you and me. 927 00:47:25,248 --> 00:47:26,715 There's nobody else. 928 00:47:26,850 --> 00:47:28,784 Look at that. 929 00:47:28,919 --> 00:47:31,649 See, the bullet grazed her head. 930 00:47:31,755 --> 00:47:35,088 She doesn't know what's going on. 931 00:47:35,192 --> 00:47:37,160 - She's got amnesia. - I got what? 932 00:47:37,260 --> 00:47:38,454 She's got what? 933 00:47:38,562 --> 00:47:41,690 Don't go bullshitting him, Donna, OK? 934 00:47:41,798 --> 00:47:44,232 I told him everything. You see the gun? 935 00:47:44,334 --> 00:47:48,293 You lie to him, who knows what shit will go down. 936 00:47:48,405 --> 00:47:50,032 Trust me on this, Dee. 937 00:48:00,817 --> 00:48:04,378 It's just Joey. Nobody else. 938 00:48:21,605 --> 00:48:23,402 Oh, shit. 939 00:48:41,158 --> 00:48:42,887 Some crazy dude crashed right through the door! 940 00:48:42,993 --> 00:48:45,518 - He's got a gun! - I know. Get down. 941 00:48:45,629 --> 00:48:47,392 I'm gettir the fuck out of here! 942 00:48:49,199 --> 00:48:52,134 Cops. What am I gonna do? 943 00:48:53,670 --> 00:48:57,663 Larry, you know what you do? Give up. 944 00:49:00,644 --> 00:49:02,475 Call it a day. Let's put the gun down. 945 00:49:02,579 --> 00:49:03,671 We go out and tell the cops... 946 00:49:03,814 --> 00:49:06,044 - a little domestic dispute. - What you talking about? 947 00:49:06,183 --> 00:49:08,117 Maybe we just let the ladies go. How 'bout that? 948 00:49:08,251 --> 00:49:09,843 That'd look really good right now. 949 00:49:09,986 --> 00:49:11,317 That'd buy you a little time. 950 00:49:11,421 --> 00:49:13,719 The cops'd have to deal with the ladies. 951 00:49:13,824 --> 00:49:16,486 The ladies could tell the cops you're a no-shit guy. 952 00:49:16,593 --> 00:49:19,687 Shut up! I'm a no-shit guy! 953 00:49:19,796 --> 00:49:22,321 You ladies get out of here. 954 00:49:22,432 --> 00:49:24,798 You tell the cops I'm a no-shit guy! 955 00:49:24,901 --> 00:49:27,335 Not you! Sit down! 956 00:49:27,437 --> 00:49:29,098 All right! 957 00:49:29,206 --> 00:49:32,937 He's a no-shit guy! 958 00:49:33,043 --> 00:49:36,240 Hey, quit talking that French stuff! 959 00:49:39,015 --> 00:49:41,108 Joy, what are you doing? Get out of here. 960 00:49:41,251 --> 00:49:44,550 Joey, I just love you, that's all. 961 00:49:44,654 --> 00:49:46,884 Joy, there's nothing here for you. 962 00:49:46,990 --> 00:49:49,083 I'm sorry. Now go. 963 00:49:49,192 --> 00:49:51,057 It's over. Come on! Go! 964 00:49:51,161 --> 00:49:52,458 Get out! 965 00:49:57,567 --> 00:50:00,593 You don't deserve this. I'm sorry. Forgive me. 966 00:50:00,704 --> 00:50:01,966 Get out of here! 967 00:50:04,174 --> 00:50:07,905 Chester! Come here. 968 00:50:08,011 --> 00:50:09,342 Jeez. Where'd you find her? 969 00:50:14,050 --> 00:50:15,779 Sorry, man. 970 00:50:19,556 --> 00:50:20,853 All right! Everybody move it! 971 00:50:20,957 --> 00:50:25,018 Get it in gear! Go! Move it! 972 00:50:28,198 --> 00:50:29,961 What the hell are you doing here? 973 00:50:31,034 --> 00:50:32,092 We're just getting a shot here. 974 00:50:32,202 --> 00:50:35,433 You're in the line of fire! Move! 975 00:50:49,286 --> 00:50:51,186 You, inside. 976 00:50:51,321 --> 00:50:54,620 You are surrounded. You have no hope of escape. 977 00:50:54,724 --> 00:50:57,454 Surrender immediately. You're surrounded. 978 00:50:57,661 --> 00:50:58,992 You have no hope of escape. 979 00:51:01,531 --> 00:51:03,328 Stay back! 980 00:51:03,433 --> 00:51:05,924 Tell them to stay back or I'll blow this place... 981 00:51:06,036 --> 00:51:07,970 and half the fucking block to hell. 982 00:51:08,071 --> 00:51:09,595 He says stay back... 983 00:51:09,706 --> 00:51:13,107 or he'll blow this place and half the block to hell. 984 00:51:13,209 --> 00:51:15,200 Yeah? With what? 985 00:51:15,312 --> 00:51:19,305 That stuff on my bike. It's very explosive stuff. 986 00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:22,510 He's got stuff strapped to his bike. 987 00:51:22,619 --> 00:51:26,180 So what? So does my little kid. 988 00:51:26,289 --> 00:51:27,688 We want to know what it is. 989 00:51:27,791 --> 00:51:31,887 - M-2 plastic. - Plastic? 990 00:51:32,028 --> 00:51:34,326 Plastique? Oh, shit. 991 00:51:34,431 --> 00:51:37,161 M-2 plastique. 992 00:51:39,602 --> 00:51:42,730 You tell him we don't believe him. 993 00:51:42,839 --> 00:51:44,466 Where the hell did he get that? 994 00:51:47,077 --> 00:51:48,169 Jersey. 995 00:51:48,278 --> 00:51:50,769 What does he want? 996 00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:54,816 - What do you want, Lar? - I don't know. 997 00:51:59,622 --> 00:52:01,988 Come on. Talk to me. 998 00:52:06,596 --> 00:52:08,860 What do you want me to tell them, Larry? 999 00:52:08,965 --> 00:52:10,865 You don't want me to tell 'em the truth, do you? 1000 00:52:11,001 --> 00:52:13,299 'Cause if I tell them the truth, it's gonna get on the news... 1001 00:52:13,403 --> 00:52:15,667 and the whole city will hear your dirty laundry. 1002 00:52:15,772 --> 00:52:18,172 - Do you want that? - Yeah... I mean, no! 1003 00:52:18,274 --> 00:52:19,673 Then what do you want me to tell 'em? 1004 00:52:19,776 --> 00:52:23,473 Tell 'em... I don't know what I want to tell them. 1005 00:52:23,580 --> 00:52:27,414 But don't think I ain't gonna kill you... 1006 00:52:27,517 --> 00:52:29,451 and all these assholes! 1007 00:52:29,552 --> 00:52:31,611 I wasrt thinking anything like that. 1008 00:52:31,721 --> 00:52:34,189 We're still waiting to hear what he wants. 1009 00:52:34,290 --> 00:52:37,691 Come on. Let us know who we're talking to. 1010 00:52:37,827 --> 00:52:40,625 He wants to know who you are. 1011 00:52:40,730 --> 00:52:43,563 He's talking to the N.Y.P.D. 1012 00:52:43,666 --> 00:52:48,194 No shit. He wants to know your name. 1013 00:52:48,304 --> 00:52:50,932 Look at the tag on your chest. It'll make it easier. 1014 00:52:51,041 --> 00:52:52,338 The name is Walters. 1015 00:52:54,244 --> 00:52:57,873 Here's the deal. What's the plan, Larry? 1016 00:52:57,981 --> 00:53:00,950 - I told you, I don't know. - We need a plan. 1017 00:53:01,051 --> 00:53:02,279 Tell 'em I don't wanna talk to 'em. 1018 00:53:02,385 --> 00:53:03,613 He doesn't wanna talk to you. 1019 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:05,153 If I did, I wouldn't talk to 'em out there. 1020 00:53:05,255 --> 00:53:09,316 He won't talk to you out there... or in here. 1021 00:53:09,459 --> 00:53:10,585 Actually, I don't wanna talk at all. 1022 00:53:10,727 --> 00:53:12,422 - He doesn't wanna talk at all. - Tell them to go away. 1023 00:53:12,562 --> 00:53:15,463 - Go away. - What's his name? 1024 00:53:15,598 --> 00:53:17,361 Can't he talk for himself? 1025 00:53:17,467 --> 00:53:20,527 You don't have to push it through my back to kill me. 1026 00:53:20,637 --> 00:53:23,265 It's a gun. Bullets come out. 1027 00:53:23,373 --> 00:53:26,638 - What's his name? - You wanna give 'em your name? 1028 00:53:26,743 --> 00:53:29,678 If I tell them my name, they'll know who I am. 1029 00:53:29,779 --> 00:53:32,043 Good thinking. Why don't you make one up? 1030 00:53:32,148 --> 00:53:34,514 Like what? 1031 00:53:34,617 --> 00:53:36,107 Anything you want. You're in charge. 1032 00:53:36,219 --> 00:53:39,188 How about Smith? 1033 00:53:39,289 --> 00:53:42,588 Are you checking into a motel? Give me a first name. 1034 00:53:42,692 --> 00:53:45,286 Chip, like from Charles. 1035 00:53:45,428 --> 00:53:48,022 Chip? That's a squirrel's name. How about Charlie? 1036 00:53:48,164 --> 00:53:52,464 Charlie? That's a commie name! It sounds Chinese. 1037 00:53:52,569 --> 00:53:55,094 How about Chuck? That's an all-American name. 1038 00:53:58,074 --> 00:53:59,405 His name's Chuck. 1039 00:53:59,509 --> 00:54:01,602 - Tell them to go away. - Go away! 1040 00:54:01,711 --> 00:54:03,303 You're doing good. 1041 00:54:25,768 --> 00:54:27,759 Man. 1042 00:54:31,174 --> 00:54:34,371 This ain't workir out the way I thought it would. 1043 00:54:34,477 --> 00:54:36,172 You screwed up, like always. 1044 00:54:36,279 --> 00:54:40,443 Was I supposed to sit around while you screw this guy... 1045 00:54:40,550 --> 00:54:42,575 and everything else that moves? What kind of man would I be... 1046 00:54:42,685 --> 00:54:44,277 sitting around with my johnson in my hand? 1047 00:54:44,387 --> 00:54:46,480 That's the only place it's been. 1048 00:54:46,589 --> 00:54:48,079 You bitch! 1049 00:54:49,526 --> 00:54:51,619 Move in! 1050 00:54:51,761 --> 00:54:53,228 We're gonna rush this place! 1051 00:54:53,363 --> 00:54:54,728 You guys should get an apartment in Beirut. 1052 00:54:54,831 --> 00:54:57,664 - You'd be a lot happier. - They're coming! 1053 00:54:57,767 --> 00:55:00,133 Larry, come back! 1054 00:55:00,236 --> 00:55:01,260 Don't shoot! 1055 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,934 Did you see that? 1056 00:55:09,179 --> 00:55:11,340 Shit. I hit him! 1057 00:55:13,550 --> 00:55:15,245 It's my foot! 1058 00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:20,655 You see what I mean? He always screws things up! 1059 00:55:20,757 --> 00:55:23,692 Shut up, bitch! 1060 00:55:23,793 --> 00:55:25,021 Get away! 1061 00:55:25,161 --> 00:55:26,628 Get up! Come on! 1062 00:55:30,133 --> 00:55:31,828 Get down! 1063 00:55:31,935 --> 00:55:33,630 He shot a cop. 1064 00:55:33,736 --> 00:55:36,364 He hit one! 1065 00:55:36,472 --> 00:55:38,064 I hit him. 1066 00:55:38,174 --> 00:55:39,232 Larry, what did you do? 1067 00:55:39,342 --> 00:55:41,902 - He shot a cop! - You shot a cop? 1068 00:55:42,011 --> 00:55:44,741 He shot a cop in the foot! 1069 00:55:44,847 --> 00:55:46,542 Larry, calm down. 1070 00:55:49,419 --> 00:55:52,980 You didn't shoot a cop. You shot a foot, OK? 1071 00:55:53,089 --> 00:55:55,819 Just a foot. Maybe only a shoe. 1072 00:56:01,397 --> 00:56:02,421 Turgeon Auto. 1073 00:56:02,565 --> 00:56:05,329 I hear you're having a sale. 1074 00:56:05,435 --> 00:56:07,300 Did you still have that blue Allante? 1075 00:56:07,403 --> 00:56:08,529 I don't know if we have it. 1076 00:56:08,638 --> 00:56:10,629 We have two. 1077 00:56:10,740 --> 00:56:14,232 I know it says one day only, but maybe call back tomorrow. 1078 00:56:14,344 --> 00:56:19,907 I'm tied up right now. I've got to go. Thank you. 1079 00:56:20,016 --> 00:56:22,780 Joseph O'Brien is the most wonderful man. 1080 00:56:22,885 --> 00:56:25,445 Joe. Joey. J-o-e-y. 1081 00:56:25,555 --> 00:56:27,785 Please get your dog to shut up! 1082 00:56:27,890 --> 00:56:29,790 Shut up, you tight-ass! 1083 00:56:29,926 --> 00:56:33,794 I have been in a hostage situation all morning! 1084 00:56:33,930 --> 00:56:36,330 My husband's still in there. 1085 00:56:40,803 --> 00:56:41,895 Out of the way. 1086 00:56:42,005 --> 00:56:43,836 - Can you make a statement? - Not now. 1087 00:56:43,940 --> 00:56:46,534 Come on. Move it. 1088 00:56:46,643 --> 00:56:48,338 Sir, you're the owner, right? 1089 00:56:48,444 --> 00:56:50,674 You're aware of the situation across the street, the guns? 1090 00:56:50,780 --> 00:56:51,974 We're gonna take your place over... 1091 00:56:52,081 --> 00:56:53,378 for about a half hour tops. 1092 00:56:53,483 --> 00:56:55,576 We want to set up a direct line of communication... 1093 00:56:55,685 --> 00:56:58,518 telephone? Direct line to the dealership, OK? 1094 00:56:58,621 --> 00:57:00,521 Are you going to eat? 1095 00:57:00,623 --> 00:57:03,524 We'll eat plenty. Put my phone there. 1096 00:57:03,660 --> 00:57:05,252 Wasrt it scary? 1097 00:57:05,395 --> 00:57:07,295 It was the scariest thing. 1098 00:57:07,397 --> 00:57:09,297 I'm still shaking. 1099 00:57:09,399 --> 00:57:11,697 My knees. 1100 00:57:33,089 --> 00:57:34,147 Can I get it? 1101 00:57:34,257 --> 00:57:36,282 No way, man. It's the cops. 1102 00:57:36,426 --> 00:57:37,984 It may be a customer. It's a sale day. 1103 00:57:38,127 --> 00:57:41,995 I can tell it's the cops! It's ringing weird! 1104 00:57:42,131 --> 00:57:44,531 OK, it's ringing weird. What are you afraid of? 1105 00:57:44,634 --> 00:57:46,329 Cops can't see you on the phone. 1106 00:57:46,436 --> 00:57:47,733 They can't hurt you, they can't shoot you. 1107 00:57:47,837 --> 00:57:49,134 - Let me pick it up. - No way. 1108 00:57:49,238 --> 00:57:52,139 It may be the phone company. Can I get it? 1109 00:57:52,241 --> 00:57:53,708 It's making me nuts! Let me pick up the phone! 1110 00:57:53,810 --> 00:57:55,402 Get it! 1111 00:57:55,511 --> 00:57:56,739 Turgeon Auto. 1112 00:57:56,846 --> 00:58:00,077 - This is the police. - It's the cops. 1113 00:58:00,183 --> 00:58:01,514 We're talking to Walters before. Who's this? 1114 00:58:01,617 --> 00:58:02,914 Who are you? 1115 00:58:03,019 --> 00:58:04,145 I'm Elvis, that's who I am. 1116 00:58:04,253 --> 00:58:05,311 I'm back from the dead and I'm pissed. 1117 00:58:05,421 --> 00:58:08,549 I'm Joey O'Brien. Who are you? 1118 00:58:08,658 --> 00:58:11,456 My name is Mason, Captain Mason. 1119 00:58:11,594 --> 00:58:12,788 How you doing in there? 1120 00:58:12,929 --> 00:58:14,794 How am I doing? Well, I started off the day... 1121 00:58:14,897 --> 00:58:17,127 I was gonna lose my job. Now I may lose my life... 1122 00:58:17,233 --> 00:58:18,461 and I think I shit myself. 1123 00:58:18,568 --> 00:58:21,901 O'Brien, listen. I understand your position. 1124 00:58:22,004 --> 00:58:23,232 Three hon gau. 1125 00:58:23,339 --> 00:58:26,001 Do what you have to, but get this Chuck on the line. 1126 00:58:26,109 --> 00:58:27,906 You understand what I'm saying? 1127 00:58:28,010 --> 00:58:29,705 I know what you're saying. 1128 00:58:29,812 --> 00:58:31,575 We got a new guy here. 1129 00:58:31,681 --> 00:58:33,444 His name is Mason. You should talk to him. 1130 00:58:33,549 --> 00:58:35,483 The cop I hit, how's he doing? 1131 00:58:37,820 --> 00:58:39,981 - Larry, Chip, Charlie... - Chuck! 1132 00:58:40,089 --> 00:58:43,320 Chuck wants to know how the cop he hit is. 1133 00:58:43,459 --> 00:58:45,154 He's going to be all right. 1134 00:58:45,294 --> 00:58:48,127 - He says he'll be all right. - Thank God. 1135 00:58:48,231 --> 00:58:52,065 Now tell me, what does he want? 1136 00:58:52,168 --> 00:58:54,159 He wants to know what you want, Larry. 1137 00:58:56,105 --> 00:58:59,131 I told them already. I want them to go away. 1138 00:58:59,242 --> 00:59:01,107 He wants you to go away. 1139 00:59:01,177 --> 00:59:04,078 That's very funny. What does he want? 1140 00:59:04,180 --> 00:59:06,045 He says that's not on the program. 1141 00:59:06,149 --> 00:59:09,243 Well, what am I going to do? 1142 00:59:13,923 --> 00:59:15,982 He's a little up in the air. Can you give him a few minutes? 1143 00:59:16,125 --> 00:59:17,319 We'll give him one minute. 1144 00:59:17,460 --> 00:59:18,484 What are you talking, one minute? 1145 00:59:18,628 --> 00:59:20,118 We're not under enough pressure... 1146 00:59:20,263 --> 00:59:21,696 without you playing "Beat the Clock"? 1147 00:59:21,831 --> 00:59:25,699 Get real here! This is a guy who shot a cop. 1148 00:59:25,802 --> 00:59:26,826 He only shot him in the foot. 1149 00:59:27,036 --> 00:59:29,027 That doesn't mean he's not dangerous! 1150 00:59:29,138 --> 00:59:30,196 You tell him! 1151 00:59:30,306 --> 00:59:31,830 Yeah, you start telling him what to do... 1152 00:59:31,941 --> 00:59:33,841 who knows what he'll do to us? 1153 00:59:33,943 --> 00:59:35,808 You tell 'em I don't know what the hell I'll do! 1154 00:59:35,912 --> 00:59:37,345 They got the idea, Larry. 1155 00:59:37,447 --> 00:59:39,142 We'll give him fifteen minutes. 1156 00:59:40,716 --> 00:59:42,684 Thanks, Mason, thank you very goddamned much! 1157 00:59:42,819 --> 00:59:44,446 What an asshole! 1158 00:59:46,622 --> 00:59:47,646 Asshole. 1159 00:59:47,790 --> 00:59:49,280 God damn it. 1160 00:59:50,893 --> 00:59:52,884 You want to drill a hole in my neck... 1161 00:59:52,995 --> 00:59:55,896 - with that fucking gun? - Sorry. 1162 01:00:04,106 --> 01:00:06,336 What's this look all about? 1163 01:00:06,442 --> 01:00:07,932 Me? Who? 1164 01:00:08,044 --> 01:00:09,102 You, pretty boy. 1165 01:00:09,212 --> 01:00:11,544 What? 1166 01:00:11,647 --> 01:00:13,808 I bet this guy's been doing Donna... 1167 01:00:13,950 --> 01:00:15,918 behind both our backs. 1168 01:00:16,052 --> 01:00:18,384 I really didn't... I never even... 1169 01:00:18,488 --> 01:00:19,750 I didn't touch her, really. 1170 01:00:19,856 --> 01:00:22,086 What was the look all about? 1171 01:00:22,191 --> 01:00:24,887 Just Joey, I swear to God. 1172 01:00:24,994 --> 01:00:27,360 Just... Joey. 1173 01:00:27,463 --> 01:00:30,591 Larry, it's time we had that private talk. 1174 01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:31,792 I'll tell you everything. 1175 01:00:33,135 --> 01:00:35,228 All right. 1176 01:00:35,338 --> 01:00:39,206 You and me. Let's talk. 1177 01:00:39,308 --> 01:00:40,673 Everybody up! 1178 01:00:42,845 --> 01:00:44,335 Hurry! 1179 01:00:58,094 --> 01:01:01,655 All right. Nobody try anything funny in here. 1180 01:01:08,704 --> 01:01:11,502 Look, I'm sorry I didn't... 1181 01:01:11,607 --> 01:01:13,097 Shut up! 1182 01:01:28,858 --> 01:01:32,624 Just cigarettes, Lar. You smoke? 1183 01:01:32,728 --> 01:01:35,219 No, I don't. It's a disgusting habit. 1184 01:01:35,331 --> 01:01:37,060 - Put it away. - I'm trying to quit. 1185 01:01:45,608 --> 01:01:47,974 By the looks of things... 1186 01:01:48,077 --> 01:01:49,601 it ain't been so good with you and Donna. 1187 01:01:49,712 --> 01:01:53,307 What's it to you, man? 1188 01:01:53,416 --> 01:01:55,441 If things were going good, you wouldn't be doing her. 1189 01:01:55,585 --> 01:01:57,212 You think doing her... 1190 01:01:57,353 --> 01:01:59,150 is more important than the happiness of two people? 1191 01:01:59,255 --> 01:02:00,483 If I thought there was happiness at stake... 1192 01:02:00,590 --> 01:02:02,057 I wouldn't be doing her. 1193 01:02:02,191 --> 01:02:03,954 Right. So why are you doing it, then? 1194 01:02:04,060 --> 01:02:05,755 Hey, didn't know it was such a big deal... 1195 01:02:05,861 --> 01:02:07,123 till you came through that door, Larry. 1196 01:02:07,229 --> 01:02:09,459 Maybe she's doing me because she wants to get back at you... 1197 01:02:09,565 --> 01:02:10,623 for doing somebody else. 1198 01:02:10,733 --> 01:02:11,791 Maybe you're doing everybody in town... 1199 01:02:11,901 --> 01:02:13,368 - I don't know that. - I'm not, man. 1200 01:02:13,469 --> 01:02:15,232 Well, you could be. I mean, you're good-looking. 1201 01:02:15,338 --> 01:02:17,602 - But I'm not. - Maybe you should. 1202 01:02:17,707 --> 01:02:19,868 Donna used to always say how sexy you were. 1203 01:02:19,976 --> 01:02:22,069 She said I was sexy? She didn't say that. 1204 01:02:22,178 --> 01:02:23,509 She didn't not say it. 1205 01:02:23,613 --> 01:02:25,911 She's a lying bitch whore. 1206 01:02:26,015 --> 01:02:27,312 What kind of foundation for a relationship... 1207 01:02:27,450 --> 01:02:29,145 is calling your wife a lying bitch whore? 1208 01:02:29,285 --> 01:02:30,877 She is a lying bitch whore. 1209 01:02:31,020 --> 01:02:32,544 She wasrt when you married her, was she? 1210 01:02:32,688 --> 01:02:33,712 I don't think you're the type of guy... 1211 01:02:33,856 --> 01:02:35,118 who'd marry a lying bitch whore. 1212 01:02:35,224 --> 01:02:37,954 I didn't know her too good when I married her. 1213 01:02:38,060 --> 01:02:39,391 That's not good marrying someone you don't know... 1214 01:02:39,495 --> 01:02:42,089 Well, tell me about it. 1215 01:02:42,198 --> 01:02:44,291 Love... sucks. 1216 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,801 Yeah, but sometimes it's pretty nice, too. 1217 01:02:54,310 --> 01:02:56,244 Shit, is it hot. 1218 01:02:58,481 --> 01:03:01,416 What do you do for a living, Larry? 1219 01:03:01,517 --> 01:03:02,745 I'm a mechanic. 1220 01:03:02,885 --> 01:03:04,910 I used to fix airplanes for Eastern... 1221 01:03:05,054 --> 01:03:06,078 over at LaGuardia. 1222 01:03:06,222 --> 01:03:08,247 That's a good job, Larry, that's a lot of respon... 1223 01:03:08,391 --> 01:03:11,758 I got laid off. I haven't worked in a year. 1224 01:03:11,861 --> 01:03:14,796 Why Donna had to get this job I don't know. 1225 01:03:18,034 --> 01:03:19,092 A mars got to work. 1226 01:03:19,201 --> 01:03:20,634 Ain't that the truth, boy. 1227 01:03:20,736 --> 01:03:21,964 I think you get everything from work. 1228 01:03:22,071 --> 01:03:26,565 You get money, power, sexual attraction. 1229 01:03:26,676 --> 01:03:28,735 You're saying that a man without a job... 1230 01:03:28,844 --> 01:03:31,335 is like a man without a dick. Thank you very fucking much. 1231 01:03:31,447 --> 01:03:34,041 I'm saying it's in your head. 1232 01:03:34,183 --> 01:03:35,207 In my head? 1233 01:03:35,351 --> 01:03:37,114 Well, not your head. It's everybody's head. 1234 01:03:37,253 --> 01:03:38,481 Fuck! 1235 01:03:40,756 --> 01:03:42,724 A fuckir headache. 1236 01:03:55,337 --> 01:03:59,501 Larry, stay calm. They'll go away. 1237 01:03:59,608 --> 01:04:01,405 How do you know? 1238 01:04:01,510 --> 01:04:02,772 I know. 1239 01:04:13,723 --> 01:04:14,985 See? 1240 01:04:18,227 --> 01:04:20,127 You know lots of things. 1241 01:04:20,229 --> 01:04:22,220 I know people. 1242 01:04:22,331 --> 01:04:23,559 When you sell stuff for a living... 1243 01:04:23,666 --> 01:04:25,190 you get to know people. 1244 01:04:26,702 --> 01:04:29,796 I don't know people so good. 1245 01:04:29,905 --> 01:04:32,203 Don't push me, God damn it! 1246 01:04:33,909 --> 01:04:36,776 There are cockroaches! I got them all over me! 1247 01:04:38,380 --> 01:04:40,712 Get down! 1248 01:04:43,119 --> 01:04:44,814 There's cockroaches up here! 1249 01:04:44,954 --> 01:04:47,422 Hey, you guys are really something! 1250 01:04:47,556 --> 01:04:49,217 I thought I could trust you! 1251 01:04:49,325 --> 01:04:50,553 Frankie, you bastard! 1252 01:04:50,659 --> 01:04:52,684 Get him down! 1253 01:04:52,795 --> 01:04:54,387 Move! 1254 01:04:54,497 --> 01:04:56,488 Excuse me! Joey! 1255 01:05:01,403 --> 01:05:03,564 My boyfriend's in there! He's a hostage! 1256 01:05:03,672 --> 01:05:05,606 Officer, you got to help me! 1257 01:05:05,708 --> 01:05:07,767 My boyfriend's in there! He's a hostage! 1258 01:05:07,877 --> 01:05:09,037 - You can go. - Thank you! 1259 01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:12,338 Miss? 1260 01:05:12,448 --> 01:05:14,609 See what he wants. 1261 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:16,183 I'll have another shrimp boat. 1262 01:05:16,318 --> 01:05:17,842 How many? Three? 1263 01:05:17,987 --> 01:05:19,386 - One. - Three. Thank you. 1264 01:05:19,522 --> 01:05:20,580 Ring through again. 1265 01:05:29,131 --> 01:05:30,496 You want to get that, Joey? 1266 01:05:30,599 --> 01:05:34,626 You got it, Lar. Chuck's hot line. 1267 01:05:34,737 --> 01:05:35,897 I'm ringing and ringing and ringing. 1268 01:05:36,005 --> 01:05:37,700 You gotta answer me when I'm ringing. 1269 01:05:37,807 --> 01:05:39,069 What's going on in there? 1270 01:05:39,175 --> 01:05:42,110 We're being very patient with this guy, O'Brien. 1271 01:05:42,211 --> 01:05:43,906 You got to get him to give us something. 1272 01:05:44,013 --> 01:05:45,742 My boyfriend is a hostage! 1273 01:05:45,848 --> 01:05:47,076 Look, lady, we're doir the best we can. 1274 01:05:47,216 --> 01:05:49,116 We got a phone hookup into the situation. 1275 01:05:49,218 --> 01:05:50,879 Yeah? Good. Thank you. 1276 01:05:56,992 --> 01:05:59,290 Joey, look, I... 1277 01:05:59,395 --> 01:06:00,589 Get that broad out! 1278 01:06:00,696 --> 01:06:02,687 - Shit. - What? 1279 01:06:02,798 --> 01:06:04,959 Get the broad out of here! 1280 01:06:05,067 --> 01:06:06,932 I could be of great help to you! 1281 01:06:07,036 --> 01:06:08,094 - I'm fucked. - What? 1282 01:06:08,204 --> 01:06:09,466 Attention... we're coming in. 1283 01:06:09,572 --> 01:06:11,665 Mason, stay where you are! We'll be OK, really. 1284 01:06:11,774 --> 01:06:13,264 That's it, we're coming in. 1285 01:06:13,375 --> 01:06:16,538 Don't come in yet. We'll work out something. 1286 01:06:16,645 --> 01:06:17,942 All right. 1287 01:06:18,047 --> 01:06:22,814 Larry, it's deal time, huh? You want to take charge? 1288 01:06:22,952 --> 01:06:24,943 Cut a couple guys loose. Give them something. 1289 01:06:25,087 --> 01:06:27,351 They all couldn't have popped Donna. 1290 01:06:27,456 --> 01:06:29,549 Some of them just came in to buy a car today. 1291 01:06:29,658 --> 01:06:32,821 Be a guy, Larry... a no-shit guy. 1292 01:06:33,963 --> 01:06:35,055 You. 1293 01:06:37,166 --> 01:06:39,031 Gentlemen, if you want to avail yourselves... 1294 01:06:39,134 --> 01:06:40,431 of my services, there's my card. 1295 01:06:40,536 --> 01:06:42,265 Pass them out among yourselves. 1296 01:06:42,371 --> 01:06:45,568 O'Brien, you got yourself a free coffin. 1297 01:06:45,674 --> 01:06:48,609 That's a hell of a thing to say to you, ain't it? 1298 01:06:48,711 --> 01:06:51,043 What about me? I'm only a customer... 1299 01:06:51,146 --> 01:06:53,842 just come to buy car. I demand right to go free. 1300 01:06:53,983 --> 01:06:55,211 Please, Mr. Larry. 1301 01:06:58,354 --> 01:07:00,686 Let me go, please. I'm just a customer. 1302 01:07:00,789 --> 01:07:02,381 Excuse me. I am also a customer. 1303 01:07:02,491 --> 01:07:04,391 It's true. They are. 1304 01:07:04,493 --> 01:07:05,585 So? 1305 01:07:05,794 --> 01:07:07,227 So cut him loose, Lar. 1306 01:07:09,899 --> 01:07:11,924 I don't think so. Not him. 1307 01:07:12,067 --> 01:07:12,999 Why not me? 1308 01:07:13,135 --> 01:07:15,535 He's doing your wife, too, right? 1309 01:07:15,638 --> 01:07:18,266 What difference does that make? 1310 01:07:18,374 --> 01:07:21,866 We're in this together. We're like brothers. 1311 01:07:21,977 --> 01:07:23,774 Larry, you can't hold him responsible... 1312 01:07:23,879 --> 01:07:25,608 'cause his wife's having an affair. 1313 01:07:25,714 --> 01:07:27,204 Well, how do you think I feel? 1314 01:07:27,316 --> 01:07:28,715 I can't walk out of here either, can I? 1315 01:07:28,817 --> 01:07:31,342 We don't have anything against each other. 1316 01:07:31,453 --> 01:07:34,684 I'll give you something to let me out. 1317 01:07:34,790 --> 01:07:37,623 Say $25,000. 1318 01:07:39,628 --> 01:07:41,357 25 Gs? 1319 01:07:41,497 --> 01:07:43,158 If that's not enough, tell me what you need. 1320 01:07:43,299 --> 01:07:44,596 I'll write you a check right now. 1321 01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:46,497 You think I'm some kind of idiot? 1322 01:07:46,602 --> 01:07:48,934 I wouldn't cancel it! I swear. 1323 01:07:49,038 --> 01:07:50,369 Look at the witnesses we have! 1324 01:07:50,472 --> 01:07:52,906 You don't understand. If I took your money... 1325 01:07:53,008 --> 01:07:55,408 you know what that would be? Extortion. 1326 01:07:55,511 --> 01:07:57,843 I know what that is. I ain't no extortionist. 1327 01:07:57,947 --> 01:08:00,415 What difference? You're already a kidnapper! 1328 01:08:00,516 --> 01:08:02,643 Thank you, Judge Wapner. Why don't you also describe... 1329 01:08:02,751 --> 01:08:03,877 sodomy in prison while you're at it? 1330 01:08:03,986 --> 01:08:06,853 Get him out. He's an asshole. 1331 01:08:06,956 --> 01:08:09,356 The asshole stays. 1332 01:08:09,458 --> 01:08:10,516 You two guys. 1333 01:08:10,626 --> 01:08:12,059 Thanks, Mr. Larry! 1334 01:08:17,866 --> 01:08:20,266 Please shoot don't me! 1335 01:08:22,304 --> 01:08:25,467 Watch out! He may have a bomb or something. 1336 01:08:29,778 --> 01:08:31,405 I am American citizen! 1337 01:08:31,513 --> 01:08:32,571 None of that Russian babble. 1338 01:08:32,681 --> 01:08:34,740 Search him. 1339 01:08:39,688 --> 01:08:41,815 What's going on? 1340 01:08:43,392 --> 01:08:44,484 Stop her! 1341 01:08:45,894 --> 01:08:47,122 I couldn't have been doing your wife. 1342 01:08:47,229 --> 01:08:49,424 I just got out of the hospital. I had prostate surgery. 1343 01:08:49,565 --> 01:08:50,964 That's right. He's got... show 'em your scar... 1344 01:08:54,336 --> 01:08:55,826 - It's a cop! - It's not a cop! 1345 01:08:57,072 --> 01:08:59,370 I'm not a cop! I'm Joey's girl! 1346 01:08:59,475 --> 01:09:00,464 She's your girl? 1347 01:09:01,944 --> 01:09:03,673 What are you doing here? Get out of here! 1348 01:09:03,779 --> 01:09:05,076 I love you, Joey. 1349 01:09:05,180 --> 01:09:07,080 I saw all this crazy shit on TV. 1350 01:09:07,182 --> 01:09:08,274 I had to come down to see you. 1351 01:09:08,384 --> 01:09:10,682 You're screwing her, my wife, and his wife? 1352 01:09:10,786 --> 01:09:12,720 How the hell you got time to make a living? 1353 01:09:12,821 --> 01:09:14,516 Joey, what's he talking here? Joey, is this true? 1354 01:09:14,623 --> 01:09:16,215 Come on, Lisa. 1355 01:09:16,325 --> 01:09:18,293 Lisa? I knew you was doir a Lisa. 1356 01:09:19,795 --> 01:09:21,387 That's four. How many girls you got? 1357 01:09:21,530 --> 01:09:23,657 - Lisa's my daughter. - You got a daughter? 1358 01:09:23,799 --> 01:09:25,699 You probably got a wife, too! 1359 01:09:25,834 --> 01:09:28,598 No wife! Ex! Ex-wife! 1360 01:09:28,704 --> 01:09:31,730 He's a busy boy, your Joey. A very busy boy. 1361 01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:34,604 Donna... Tina... Chuck... Lola... 1362 01:09:34,710 --> 01:09:37,770 Lila! L-i-I-a! Lila! 1363 01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:39,643 There's an explanation for all of this. 1364 01:09:39,748 --> 01:09:43,479 I got an explanation for you, Joey. 1365 01:09:43,585 --> 01:09:47,544 You're a total shit! I hate you! 1366 01:09:48,757 --> 01:09:50,452 I risked my life for you, Joey! 1367 01:09:50,559 --> 01:09:53,585 Get out of here! Go! 1368 01:09:54,763 --> 01:09:57,789 You didn't have to say that. 1369 01:09:57,933 --> 01:09:59,457 He didn't. 1370 01:09:59,601 --> 01:10:01,865 No, man. You didn't need to do that. 1371 01:10:01,970 --> 01:10:05,428 That was mean. That was really mean. 1372 01:10:05,541 --> 01:10:07,532 You all right? 1373 01:10:07,643 --> 01:10:10,168 You got a lot of girls. 1374 01:10:10,279 --> 01:10:12,713 It's easy for you? 1375 01:10:12,815 --> 01:10:17,980 It ain't easy. It's never easy. 1376 01:10:18,087 --> 01:10:19,384 What's your name? 1377 01:10:22,124 --> 01:10:25,685 Lila! I'm a designer. I do 'dos. I do clothes. 1378 01:10:25,794 --> 01:10:26,852 I did all these things myself. 1379 01:10:26,962 --> 01:10:29,931 I got an entire clothes line called A La Lila. 1380 01:10:32,034 --> 01:10:34,696 My ex-boyfriend is in there. 1381 01:10:34,803 --> 01:10:37,431 Are you Joey O'Briers wife? 1382 01:10:37,539 --> 01:10:41,669 I'm his ex-wife. What's going on? 1383 01:10:41,777 --> 01:10:44,541 Get out of the way, man! Move out of the way! 1384 01:10:48,917 --> 01:10:52,182 Get out of the way! Move out of the way! 1385 01:10:56,525 --> 01:10:57,583 All right. Stop the car. 1386 01:10:57,693 --> 01:10:59,354 It's Mr. Dipino. His sors a hostage. 1387 01:10:59,461 --> 01:11:00,553 Over there. 1388 01:11:03,432 --> 01:11:04,831 Look! 1389 01:11:04,933 --> 01:11:07,299 Out of the way! 1390 01:11:07,402 --> 01:11:09,802 That's my kid in there. 1391 01:11:12,441 --> 01:11:14,568 - What's going on? - You eat? 1392 01:11:14,676 --> 01:11:15,734 I'm not here to eat, lady. 1393 01:11:15,844 --> 01:11:18,404 Let him in. He's OK. 1394 01:11:18,514 --> 01:11:21,108 Hey, back off! You no work here! 1395 01:11:21,216 --> 01:11:23,013 This the restaurant. He wait outside. 1396 01:11:23,118 --> 01:11:25,177 You wait outside like everybody else. 1397 01:11:25,287 --> 01:11:26,948 No eat, no seat. 1398 01:11:33,462 --> 01:11:37,193 I'll get it. Sit down. 1399 01:11:37,332 --> 01:11:38,390 Heartbreak Hotel. 1400 01:11:38,534 --> 01:11:40,468 - Don't push it. - It's a joke. 1401 01:11:40,602 --> 01:11:43,662 Ask Chuck if he wants anything. Food, cigarettes, whatever. 1402 01:11:43,772 --> 01:11:44,966 What? 1403 01:11:45,073 --> 01:11:46,563 N.Y.P.D. Take-out. 1404 01:11:46,675 --> 01:11:48,609 You want anything? Food, cigarettes? 1405 01:11:48,710 --> 01:11:51,941 Not right now, thanks. 1406 01:11:53,582 --> 01:11:56,278 Your wife wants to speak to you. 1407 01:11:56,385 --> 01:11:57,977 Tina, you're here? 1408 01:11:58,086 --> 01:12:00,247 - Who's Tina? - My ex-wife. 1409 01:12:00,355 --> 01:12:02,118 What's she calling here for? 1410 01:12:02,224 --> 01:12:04,351 I'm all right. You? 1411 01:12:04,459 --> 01:12:05,448 What do you have to do with this? 1412 01:12:05,561 --> 01:12:06,585 Why is he holding you? 1413 01:12:06,695 --> 01:12:09,664 I'm in the middle of a domestic dispute. 1414 01:12:09,798 --> 01:12:11,288 Domestic dispute? What? 1415 01:12:11,433 --> 01:12:13,298 A man-woman thing, you know? 1416 01:12:13,402 --> 01:12:16,166 Does he have a wife? 1417 01:12:16,271 --> 01:12:17,533 You were fucking his wife! 1418 01:12:19,074 --> 01:12:21,372 I swear to God, Joey! 1419 01:12:21,476 --> 01:12:24,775 I almost think you deserve this! 1420 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:30,216 Maybe I do deserve this. What about these other guys? 1421 01:12:30,319 --> 01:12:32,787 I'll talk to him. Put him on the phone. 1422 01:12:32,888 --> 01:12:35,584 - What? - I wanna talk to him now. 1423 01:12:35,691 --> 01:12:36,783 She wants to talk to you. 1424 01:12:44,866 --> 01:12:47,892 What's your name? 1425 01:12:48,036 --> 01:12:49,936 Chuck. 1426 01:12:50,038 --> 01:12:51,369 Listen, I don't know if you have a family... 1427 01:12:51,473 --> 01:12:52,804 but Joey's got a daughter. 1428 01:12:52,908 --> 01:12:54,876 If you ever stop thinking about yourself long enough... 1429 01:12:54,977 --> 01:12:57,377 you think about that. You think about us. 1430 01:12:57,479 --> 01:12:59,276 You think about his family. 1431 01:12:59,381 --> 01:13:01,941 She's been out all night. She might be in trouble. 1432 01:13:02,050 --> 01:13:03,142 What's she saying, Larry? 1433 01:13:04,953 --> 01:13:06,716 Your daughter, she might be in trouble. 1434 01:13:06,822 --> 01:13:08,790 Louie. 1435 01:13:08,890 --> 01:13:09,982 I think you're a prick and a selfish asshole... 1436 01:13:10,092 --> 01:13:11,150 for keeping him in there... 1437 01:13:11,260 --> 01:13:12,318 when he ought to be out here looking for his... 1438 01:13:12,427 --> 01:13:13,860 I'm a an asshole and a selfish prick... 1439 01:13:13,962 --> 01:13:15,190 Welcome the club. 1440 01:13:15,330 --> 01:13:17,992 For holding you when you ought to be out looking for her. 1441 01:13:18,133 --> 01:13:20,033 I'm sorry. I didn't know. 1442 01:13:20,135 --> 01:13:21,659 You didn't know. It's OK. 1443 01:13:25,641 --> 01:13:31,170 Listen, Chuck, Joey's got a mom and she's real upset. 1444 01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:34,340 - Really? - What's she saying? 1445 01:13:34,449 --> 01:13:38,476 Your mom's really upset. She's watching it on television. 1446 01:13:38,587 --> 01:13:41,351 Could you ask Joey to go give her a buzz? 1447 01:13:41,456 --> 01:13:44,948 She wants you to call your mom. 1448 01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:48,996 Tell Joey that I said he should tell her... 1449 01:13:49,131 --> 01:13:50,598 everything's gonna be all right. 1450 01:13:50,732 --> 01:13:53,792 Tell your mom everything's gonna be all right. 1451 01:13:53,935 --> 01:13:56,426 - How old's your mom? - She's an old broad. 1452 01:13:56,571 --> 01:13:57,970 Jesus, Joey! 1453 01:13:58,073 --> 01:14:00,268 Calling your mother an old broad? 1454 01:14:00,375 --> 01:14:02,400 You call your wife a bitch whore. 1455 01:14:02,511 --> 01:14:06,174 But she's my wife. A mother is a mother. 1456 01:14:06,281 --> 01:14:08,943 Why should I call my mother? What am I going to say to her? 1457 01:14:09,051 --> 01:14:11,451 "This guy's going to kill me, but I got a deal on a coffin. " 1458 01:14:11,553 --> 01:14:13,544 - Get back. - Call your mother. 1459 01:14:17,059 --> 01:14:18,390 Listen, Tina? 1460 01:14:18,493 --> 01:14:19,551 I gotta get off the phone. I gotta call Ma. 1461 01:14:19,661 --> 01:14:21,356 Joey, wait. 1462 01:14:21,463 --> 01:14:24,591 - I miss you. - I miss you, too. 1463 01:14:24,733 --> 01:14:26,257 - I really do. - Bye. 1464 01:14:29,705 --> 01:14:33,072 I'm warning you, this ain't a good idea. 1465 01:14:33,208 --> 01:14:36,609 I mean, this and Dad in one year... 1466 01:14:36,712 --> 01:14:38,839 Hello. This is Joey... 1467 01:14:38,947 --> 01:14:42,405 Ma? The machine's on. Probably watching us on TV. 1468 01:14:42,517 --> 01:14:43,575 ...after the beep. 1469 01:14:43,685 --> 01:14:45,346 Ma, pick up! 1470 01:14:45,454 --> 01:14:48,014 - Joey, are you all right? - I'm all right. 1471 01:14:48,123 --> 01:14:49,818 You're bullshitting. 1472 01:14:49,925 --> 01:14:52,689 Let me talk to the man holding you. 1473 01:14:52,794 --> 01:14:53,852 What? 1474 01:14:53,962 --> 01:14:55,520 Put him on! Put him on now. 1475 01:14:55,664 --> 01:14:57,393 She wants to talk to you. 1476 01:14:57,532 --> 01:15:00,729 Talk loud. She's a little deaf. 1477 01:15:00,836 --> 01:15:04,431 You asked for this. 1478 01:15:04,539 --> 01:15:06,939 Can you hear me? 1479 01:15:08,210 --> 01:15:09,871 This is a terrible thing you've done... 1480 01:15:09,978 --> 01:15:10,672 scaring all those people! Are you listening? 1481 01:15:10,746 --> 01:15:12,509 Scaring all those people! Are you listening? 1482 01:15:12,614 --> 01:15:14,707 Well, you listen to me and you listen good. 1483 01:15:14,816 --> 01:15:17,046 I'm an old woman. He's all I have. 1484 01:15:17,185 --> 01:15:19,085 Don't hurt him, you hear me? 1485 01:15:19,221 --> 01:15:20,347 All right. 1486 01:15:20,489 --> 01:15:24,448 Don't you bullshit an old lady. Don't you hurt my Joey! 1487 01:15:24,593 --> 01:15:25,992 I won't. 1488 01:15:26,094 --> 01:15:27,891 Promise me you won't hurt him. 1489 01:15:27,996 --> 01:15:29,827 If you don't promise, you're bullshitting me. 1490 01:15:29,931 --> 01:15:33,196 - So you better promise! - I promise! 1491 01:15:33,301 --> 01:15:37,135 Prove to me you're a nice boy. Promise once more. 1492 01:15:37,239 --> 01:15:38,797 I promise. 1493 01:15:38,907 --> 01:15:40,898 Let me talk to Joey. 1494 01:15:41,009 --> 01:15:44,069 It looks like I'm not gonna kill you. 1495 01:15:44,179 --> 01:15:45,237 Thanks, Ma. 1496 01:15:45,347 --> 01:15:47,975 Everything is OK. I'll see you tomorrow. 1497 01:15:48,083 --> 01:15:50,643 That'll be nice. We'll go find that new place tomorrow. 1498 01:15:50,786 --> 01:15:52,344 Maybe we'll have dinner tomorrow night... 1499 01:15:52,487 --> 01:15:54,751 a little pasta fagioli. That would be great, OK? 1500 01:15:54,856 --> 01:15:55,880 Sure. Whatever you want, Joey. 1501 01:15:56,024 --> 01:15:58,049 Ma, I gotta go. Ciao. 1502 01:16:00,195 --> 01:16:01,526 What are you doing? 1503 01:16:03,331 --> 01:16:05,925 You a Catholic? 1504 01:16:06,034 --> 01:16:07,729 I'm tired. 1505 01:16:07,836 --> 01:16:09,360 You a Catholic, Larry? 1506 01:16:09,471 --> 01:16:10,733 What? 1507 01:16:10,839 --> 01:16:12,932 If you do that, you don't get to go to heaven. 1508 01:16:13,041 --> 01:16:14,133 You go straight to hell. 1509 01:16:14,242 --> 01:16:17,507 Larry, what are you doing? You're scaring me! Oogie! 1510 01:16:17,612 --> 01:16:19,807 Don't call me Oogie! 1511 01:16:23,452 --> 01:16:24,680 This is not gonna get you out of this. 1512 01:16:24,820 --> 01:16:26,287 I can get you out of this. 1513 01:16:26,421 --> 01:16:28,582 Let me talk to Mason, let me make a deal. 1514 01:16:28,723 --> 01:16:31,317 Let me try something, see if it sticks. 1515 01:16:31,426 --> 01:16:33,621 Let me talk to Mason. Just give me a second. 1516 01:16:33,728 --> 01:16:34,820 That's all I need. 1517 01:16:37,232 --> 01:16:39,564 - Get Mason! - Hang on. 1518 01:16:39,668 --> 01:16:41,636 Mason here. That you, O'Brien? 1519 01:16:41,736 --> 01:16:47,231 Listen, if Chuck comes out of here voluntarily... 1520 01:16:47,342 --> 01:16:49,071 doesn't he get a little special treatment? 1521 01:16:49,177 --> 01:16:51,236 We'll give him a limo. Take him to "The Dating Game. " 1522 01:16:51,346 --> 01:16:53,041 Really? 1523 01:16:53,148 --> 01:16:54,240 He deserves it, doesn't he? 1524 01:17:00,789 --> 01:17:02,780 Don't do that, Larry! 1525 01:17:04,526 --> 01:17:05,584 What? 1526 01:17:05,694 --> 01:17:10,393 I got it! It was right there. 1527 01:17:12,067 --> 01:17:13,864 A plan. 1528 01:17:16,705 --> 01:17:21,074 Not just a plan, Larry. The plan! 1529 01:17:21,176 --> 01:17:22,837 The plan that's going to get you out of here. 1530 01:17:22,944 --> 01:17:24,241 And not just you, you and me. 1531 01:17:24,346 --> 01:17:25,836 Because you and me, we're in this together... 1532 01:17:25,947 --> 01:17:27,005 you know what I'm saying? 1533 01:17:27,115 --> 01:17:28,412 If you don't get out, I don't get out. 1534 01:17:28,517 --> 01:17:30,041 What kind of plan? It's a complex plan... 1535 01:17:30,151 --> 01:17:31,209 but it's also real simple. 1536 01:17:31,353 --> 01:17:32,479 So stay with me, OK, Larry? 1537 01:17:32,621 --> 01:17:34,714 Stay with me, 'cause it's got a lot of different parts. 1538 01:17:34,856 --> 01:17:36,881 If you lose one part, the whole plan can fall apart... 1539 01:17:37,025 --> 01:17:39,084 you know what I'm saying? 1540 01:17:39,194 --> 01:17:42,322 The first part is... you let everyone go. 1541 01:17:42,430 --> 01:17:43,488 That's good. 1542 01:17:43,598 --> 01:17:46,533 - Isn't it? - What? 1543 01:17:46,635 --> 01:17:49,866 Except me. You and me are in this together. 1544 01:17:49,971 --> 01:17:52,098 You let everybody go. It's the first installment. 1545 01:17:52,207 --> 01:17:53,299 Makes 'em think about it. 1546 01:17:53,408 --> 01:17:54,932 Come on, Larry, it gets everything moving. 1547 01:17:55,043 --> 01:17:56,340 If you don't like that, change the plan. 1548 01:17:56,444 --> 01:17:57,638 It's our plan. Make a new plan. 1549 01:17:57,746 --> 01:17:59,373 Work with me, Larry. 1550 01:17:59,481 --> 01:18:02,177 Not everyone. Not him and not her. 1551 01:18:02,284 --> 01:18:04,980 That's a better plan! Isn't it? 1552 01:18:05,120 --> 01:18:07,714 OK, you guys, get out of here. 1553 01:18:09,824 --> 01:18:11,724 Come on! This way! 1554 01:18:11,826 --> 01:18:13,225 Come on! Run! 1555 01:18:13,328 --> 01:18:15,228 Do it! Let's go! 1556 01:18:15,330 --> 01:18:17,730 Get that guy out of there! 1557 01:18:17,832 --> 01:18:18,924 Run! 1558 01:18:19,034 --> 01:18:21,093 Good plan. You made a good decision. 1559 01:18:21,202 --> 01:18:22,999 You ready for the second part of the plan? 1560 01:18:23,104 --> 01:18:24,662 Here it comes, second part. 1561 01:18:24,773 --> 01:18:26,206 This is where we give 'em a little incentive. 1562 01:18:26,308 --> 01:18:29,277 We're gonna wind Mason up like a cheap watch. Ready? 1563 01:18:29,377 --> 01:18:31,072 You cut Donna loose. 1564 01:18:31,179 --> 01:18:32,407 Come on, Larry, you gotta... 1565 01:18:32,514 --> 01:18:36,075 No! I let everyone go. I'm gonna let her go now? 1566 01:18:36,184 --> 01:18:37,651 Come on, Larry, it's part of the plan. 1567 01:18:37,786 --> 01:18:39,686 Listen, what are you gonna do this for? 1568 01:18:39,788 --> 01:18:42,621 Why hurt her anymore, right? You've done enough for one day. 1569 01:18:42,724 --> 01:18:45,625 Look, you did that, Larry. 1570 01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:47,455 You almost blew her goddamn head off. 1571 01:18:47,562 --> 01:18:50,656 You tried to kill her, OK? What did she do to you? 1572 01:18:50,765 --> 01:18:53,666 Did she try and kill you? No, she didn't. 1573 01:18:53,768 --> 01:18:58,205 She ran around a little on you. Come on, Larry. Look at her. 1574 01:18:58,306 --> 01:18:59,830 What are you keeping her around here for? 1575 01:18:59,941 --> 01:19:01,704 You gotta get it in proportion, Lar. 1576 01:19:01,810 --> 01:19:03,778 Tell you something else, Larry. 1577 01:19:03,878 --> 01:19:06,073 She ain't the only woman in the world. 1578 01:19:06,181 --> 01:19:07,648 I know what I'm talking about. 1579 01:19:07,749 --> 01:19:10,377 Larry, I don't wanna go. 1580 01:19:12,053 --> 01:19:15,614 Now you don't wanna go? You wanna stay here? 1581 01:19:15,757 --> 01:19:17,782 You wanna stay here and torture the fuck out of me? 1582 01:19:17,926 --> 01:19:19,894 Get out of here! Go! 1583 01:19:22,030 --> 01:19:23,156 Fuck you! 1584 01:19:23,264 --> 01:19:26,529 I love you, Larry, you jerk! 1585 01:19:28,403 --> 01:19:29,495 Get her out of there! 1586 01:19:30,639 --> 01:19:31,867 Come on. 1587 01:19:31,973 --> 01:19:33,873 Shit. 1588 01:19:33,975 --> 01:19:35,272 Grab her. Come on! 1589 01:19:35,377 --> 01:19:37,572 Let go of me! What are you doing? 1590 01:19:37,679 --> 01:19:40,705 You and Donna have a special kind of love. 1591 01:19:40,815 --> 01:19:43,113 You got a good woman. 1592 01:19:43,218 --> 01:19:45,277 Harry, come over here, huh? 1593 01:19:45,420 --> 01:19:51,120 Look. Harry, Joe, and Larry, the pep boys of love. 1594 01:19:51,226 --> 01:19:52,284 What's going to happen to me? 1595 01:19:52,394 --> 01:19:55,124 I'll tell you what's going to happen. 1596 01:19:55,230 --> 01:19:56,697 You'll need a lot of help to get you out of this. 1597 01:19:56,798 --> 01:19:58,698 No shit, 'cause you're in pretty deep. 1598 01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:00,131 Here's where that help comes from. 1599 01:20:00,235 --> 01:20:02,226 You know what kind of help I'm talking about, Lar? 1600 01:20:02,337 --> 01:20:04,771 Money. Harry's got lots of it. 1601 01:20:04,873 --> 01:20:07,273 You ready to give Larry that kind of help? 1602 01:20:07,375 --> 01:20:10,139 I get out of here in one piece, you've got whatever you want. 1603 01:20:10,245 --> 01:20:11,872 - Anything you want. - I got your word? 1604 01:20:11,980 --> 01:20:13,743 Because if you lie to me and go back on him... 1605 01:20:13,848 --> 01:20:15,645 you'll be doing some East River snorkeling... 1606 01:20:15,750 --> 01:20:17,877 - you know what I'm saying? - You got my word. 1607 01:20:18,019 --> 01:20:19,543 How does that sound? 1608 01:20:22,390 --> 01:20:24,255 They're gonna come in if you don't. 1609 01:20:25,694 --> 01:20:27,594 Is that a yes? You with me? 1610 01:20:29,097 --> 01:20:32,260 Thanks. Shake his hand. 1611 01:20:32,367 --> 01:20:34,460 You have my word. 1612 01:20:34,569 --> 01:20:37,595 I won't abandon you. I will not abandon you. 1613 01:20:37,706 --> 01:20:40,231 - I will never abandon you. - Testify to that! 1614 01:20:41,810 --> 01:20:45,268 Trust me, Larry. I won't abandon you. 1615 01:20:45,380 --> 01:20:46,472 I will not abandon you! 1616 01:20:49,484 --> 01:20:50,542 Get out of here! 1617 01:20:50,652 --> 01:20:52,620 I will not abandon you. 1618 01:20:57,158 --> 01:20:58,489 Hold your fire. 1619 01:20:58,593 --> 01:21:00,686 I don't think he's going to abandon you. 1620 01:21:00,795 --> 01:21:02,820 You did it. We work well together. 1621 01:21:02,931 --> 01:21:04,922 I'm glad to be on your side, Larry. 1622 01:21:05,033 --> 01:21:06,330 God, am I glad to be on your side. 1623 01:21:06,434 --> 01:21:09,995 OK, you ready for the final part of the plan? 1624 01:21:11,172 --> 01:21:13,402 The final part. What's it? 1625 01:21:13,508 --> 01:21:15,772 - You give up. - What? 1626 01:21:15,877 --> 01:21:18,846 That's the final part of the plan? I give up? 1627 01:21:18,947 --> 01:21:21,745 What kind of plan is that? 1628 01:21:21,850 --> 01:21:23,784 Christ, I just let everyone go! 1629 01:21:23,885 --> 01:21:29,152 It builds to that, Larry. I'm trying to help. 1630 01:21:29,257 --> 01:21:32,249 Turn yourself in. Does that sound better? 1631 01:21:32,393 --> 01:21:39,162 - That's crazy! - No, you're crazy. 1632 01:21:39,267 --> 01:21:41,064 That's what ties the whole plan together. 1633 01:21:41,169 --> 01:21:42,261 You see, Larry? 1634 01:21:42,370 --> 01:21:45,237 That ties it together. You're crazy, Larry. 1635 01:21:45,340 --> 01:21:47,604 You were crazy the moment you passed through that door. 1636 01:21:47,709 --> 01:21:49,768 You left sanity on the other side. 1637 01:21:49,878 --> 01:21:51,846 You came into the twilight zone then... 1638 01:21:51,946 --> 01:21:54,380 because you came in here nuts, crazy, 1639 01:21:54,482 --> 01:21:56,814 Loco en cabeza, you know what I'm saying? 1640 01:21:56,918 --> 01:21:59,352 And you know why? 'Cause Donna. 1641 01:21:59,454 --> 01:22:03,322 The I-love-you-fuck-you-jerk Donna makes you nuts. 1642 01:22:03,458 --> 01:22:04,550 She makes you crazy. 1643 01:22:04,692 --> 01:22:06,523 And it's not just Donna that makes you crazy. 1644 01:22:06,628 --> 01:22:09,654 It's love that makes you crazy, Larry. 1645 01:22:09,764 --> 01:22:11,391 And you know what? Harry will get you... 1646 01:22:11,499 --> 01:22:12,761 one of those motherfucker lawyers... 1647 01:22:12,867 --> 01:22:14,357 one of those lawyers who got Oliver North off. 1648 01:22:14,469 --> 01:22:16,061 One of those guys who can get off Bernard Goetz... 1649 01:22:16,171 --> 01:22:18,765 Hinckley, they'll tell him that you were crazy. 1650 01:22:18,873 --> 01:22:21,205 And Donna didn't just make you crazy... 1651 01:22:21,309 --> 01:22:24,972 love made you crazy, Larry. Love got you nuts. 1652 01:22:25,079 --> 01:22:26,137 He'll tell that to the jury... 1653 01:22:26,247 --> 01:22:29,410 he'll go, "Larry was made nuts by love. " 1654 01:22:29,517 --> 01:22:30,575 And what member of the jury... 1655 01:22:30,718 --> 01:22:31,810 whether it's a guy or it's a woman... 1656 01:22:31,953 --> 01:22:34,922 who will not say, "Hey, love does make you crazy. " 1657 01:22:35,056 --> 01:22:38,457 Love makes you crazy. They're going to let you walk. 1658 01:22:38,593 --> 01:22:40,493 And I'll tell you something else, Larry. 1659 01:22:40,628 --> 01:22:44,120 I'm gonna be by you every step of the way. 1660 01:22:44,232 --> 01:22:47,599 It's going to be you and Joey O'Brien. 1661 01:22:47,702 --> 01:22:51,138 'Cause I'll get the lawyer, make sure Harry pays... 1662 01:22:51,239 --> 01:22:52,763 and get you out of this... 1663 01:22:52,874 --> 01:22:55,468 because your problem is my problem. 1664 01:22:55,577 --> 01:22:57,477 You know what I'm saying? 1665 01:22:57,579 --> 01:23:00,446 What do you say, Larry? Deal? 1666 01:23:01,716 --> 01:23:04,150 Come on. I haven't steered you wrong yet, have I? 1667 01:23:07,488 --> 01:23:11,652 Be a guy, Larry. Time to be a guy. 1668 01:23:11,759 --> 01:23:14,853 A no-shit guy. 1669 01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:27,504 Mason here. 1670 01:23:27,642 --> 01:23:30,440 We're coming out of our own free will. 1671 01:23:30,545 --> 01:23:31,773 All right. We'll play it straight. 1672 01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:32,904 Pay, sir. You pay. 1673 01:23:33,047 --> 01:23:36,141 He'll pay. Don't worry. They're coming out. 1674 01:23:36,251 --> 01:23:37,912 Walters, they're coming out. 1675 01:23:38,019 --> 01:23:39,748 Let me know when they're at the door. 1676 01:23:39,854 --> 01:23:41,685 Stay ready! They're coming out! 1677 01:23:41,789 --> 01:23:43,279 Stay on them! Stay awake! 1678 01:23:43,391 --> 01:23:44,858 Prizzi, Tony! 1679 01:23:44,959 --> 01:23:47,086 Watch that opening. They're coming out! 1680 01:23:47,195 --> 01:23:49,129 It's gonna be all right, gonna be OK. 1681 01:23:49,230 --> 01:23:52,631 Lar, why don't you put the gun down now? 1682 01:23:52,734 --> 01:23:55,294 No. Everybody's out there watching. 1683 01:23:55,403 --> 01:23:57,633 If I come out without a gun, they'll think I'm a wimp. 1684 01:23:57,739 --> 01:23:58,865 I don't want to be a wimp. 1685 01:23:58,973 --> 01:24:00,531 Larry, no way you're going to be a wimp. 1686 01:24:00,675 --> 01:24:01,642 Lose the gun, huh? 1687 01:24:01,776 --> 01:24:03,243 They won't respect me without a gun. 1688 01:24:03,378 --> 01:24:04,572 - They're cops. - Larry, they're cops. 1689 01:24:04,712 --> 01:24:05,838 They're gonna be real nervous if you come out with... 1690 01:24:05,980 --> 01:24:07,470 Well, they got guns. Makes me nervous. 1691 01:24:07,615 --> 01:24:09,446 Larry, come on. Look, hey... 1692 01:24:09,550 --> 01:24:11,677 I don't have a gun, it's gonna make me nervous. 1693 01:24:11,786 --> 01:24:13,413 Now come on, lose the gun. 1694 01:24:15,723 --> 01:24:17,884 Larry, please. For me, please. 1695 01:24:21,229 --> 01:24:23,629 I tell you what I'll do. I'll take the bullets out. 1696 01:24:23,731 --> 01:24:26,131 That's a very nice gesture. Thanks. 1697 01:24:26,234 --> 01:24:28,794 I don't want you to get hurt. You're like... a friend. 1698 01:24:28,903 --> 01:24:29,995 Thanks for thinking about me. 1699 01:24:30,104 --> 01:24:31,503 But if you really don't want me to get hurt... 1700 01:24:31,606 --> 01:24:34,131 - you'd lose the gun. - I'm not losing the gun. 1701 01:24:34,242 --> 01:24:35,834 - Can I have the bullets? - Why? 1702 01:24:35,977 --> 01:24:37,706 Souvenir. A little memento. 1703 01:24:45,787 --> 01:24:47,516 It's empty. 1704 01:24:56,998 --> 01:24:58,761 Forty-eight hun gao I had? 1705 01:24:58,866 --> 01:25:00,026 Forty-eight! 1706 01:25:00,134 --> 01:25:01,726 I had a shrimp boat. He had a shrimp boat. 1707 01:25:01,836 --> 01:25:03,963 He had a shrimp boat. I didn't see no hun gao. 1708 01:25:04,072 --> 01:25:06,131 I think you trickster maybe! 1709 01:25:06,240 --> 01:25:08,401 He had a shrimp boat! 1710 01:25:08,543 --> 01:25:10,135 I'm gonna call the police. 1711 01:25:10,278 --> 01:25:12,769 You're going to call the police? 1712 01:25:12,914 --> 01:25:13,972 Give me a divorce! 1713 01:25:14,115 --> 01:25:17,676 You'll get it! At least if you're with somebody... 1714 01:25:17,785 --> 01:25:21,721 have a man with his own business. 1715 01:25:21,823 --> 01:25:25,759 Do you want a divorce? Tell me, what do you want? 1716 01:25:25,860 --> 01:25:29,296 I want to go to Florida. All right. Let's go. 1717 01:25:29,497 --> 01:25:33,365 Joey, thanks for talking to me. 1718 01:25:35,436 --> 01:25:37,404 Thanks for simplifying my love life. 1719 01:25:42,343 --> 01:25:43,742 Let's go, huh? 1720 01:25:43,845 --> 01:25:47,110 They got TV cameras out there. We gotta dress up a little. 1721 01:25:47,215 --> 01:25:49,183 We can't come out looking like this. 1722 01:25:49,317 --> 01:25:51,114 "Live at five," you know? 1723 01:25:51,219 --> 01:25:53,449 Jacket. 1724 01:25:53,554 --> 01:25:55,351 It's a sale day. 1725 01:25:55,456 --> 01:25:57,515 I ain't walking out looking like this. 1726 01:25:57,625 --> 01:25:59,718 Let us get through to take care of her. 1727 01:25:59,827 --> 01:26:01,795 I think we should get you to the hospital. 1728 01:26:01,896 --> 01:26:03,887 I'm not leaving as long as my husband's in there. 1729 01:26:03,998 --> 01:26:05,522 - Just keep calm. - Hey, get out! 1730 01:26:05,633 --> 01:26:07,396 This is not hun gao. That doesn't say hun gao. 1731 01:26:07,502 --> 01:26:08,969 You don't know how to read Chinese! 1732 01:26:09,070 --> 01:26:10,537 Well, that doesn't say hun gao! 1733 01:26:10,638 --> 01:26:11,866 Hold on. 1734 01:26:11,973 --> 01:26:13,304 This doesn't look like a no-shit guy. 1735 01:26:13,408 --> 01:26:14,500 How am I doing here? 1736 01:26:17,178 --> 01:26:19,146 There you go. That's it. 1737 01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:21,077 All right. Here goes nothing. 1738 01:26:21,182 --> 01:26:23,582 Right, especially in that gun. 1739 01:26:23,718 --> 01:26:26,278 I better keep this to your head. 1740 01:26:26,387 --> 01:26:27,786 That looks crazy. 1741 01:26:37,465 --> 01:26:39,262 They're stopped at the door. 1742 01:26:39,367 --> 01:26:40,857 They're coming out! Let's go. 1743 01:26:42,503 --> 01:26:44,334 Where you going? Come back here! 1744 01:26:51,913 --> 01:26:53,744 Wait. 1745 01:26:59,854 --> 01:27:03,187 You've got an empty gun there. This is crazy. 1746 01:27:03,291 --> 01:27:05,316 Right. That's the plan. I'm crazy. 1747 01:27:05,426 --> 01:27:08,589 Right. When we get out there... 1748 01:27:08,696 --> 01:27:12,632 I want you to drop the gun when I tell you, OK? 1749 01:27:12,733 --> 01:27:14,724 - Keep the gun pointed at me. - Why? 1750 01:27:14,836 --> 01:27:18,602 Better me than at the cops. 1751 01:27:18,706 --> 01:27:19,798 You ready, Lar? 1752 01:27:21,409 --> 01:27:24,310 We're coming out! Don't shoot! 1753 01:27:27,582 --> 01:27:29,345 That stuff you've got strapped to your bike... 1754 01:27:29,450 --> 01:27:30,849 it's safe? 1755 01:27:30,952 --> 01:27:32,351 It's OK. 1756 01:27:32,453 --> 01:27:34,250 If a cop gets blown up trying to defuse it... 1757 01:27:34,355 --> 01:27:36,482 our plars down the toilet. 1758 01:27:36,591 --> 01:27:37,990 It's OK. It ain't real. 1759 01:27:38,092 --> 01:27:40,856 What? You're saying all that stuff... 1760 01:27:40,962 --> 01:27:44,227 about buying plastique in Jersey, that's bullshit? 1761 01:27:46,467 --> 01:27:49,664 This is just my TV remote control. 1762 01:27:52,473 --> 01:27:54,532 That's pretty funny, Larry. 1763 01:27:54,642 --> 01:27:56,872 Let's go, Larry. You are crazy. 1764 01:27:57,011 --> 01:27:59,036 What am I talking about? 1765 01:27:59,180 --> 01:28:00,977 Get back! 1766 01:28:01,082 --> 01:28:02,811 Stay with me, Larry. 1767 01:28:02,917 --> 01:28:04,316 Come on, Larry. You're doing good. 1768 01:28:04,452 --> 01:28:06,977 Stay with me. Come on. You're doing good. 1769 01:28:07,088 --> 01:28:08,919 Get back! 1770 01:28:09,023 --> 01:28:11,457 Oh, shit. 1771 01:28:15,463 --> 01:28:18,159 I'm ordering you... release your captive! 1772 01:28:18,266 --> 01:28:20,097 Keep up with me, Larry. 1773 01:28:20,201 --> 01:28:22,066 Drop the gun, Larry! 1774 01:28:25,106 --> 01:28:28,837 No! Don't shoot! It ain't loaded! 1775 01:28:28,976 --> 01:28:31,877 I got the bullets! It's just a TV channel changer! 1776 01:28:31,979 --> 01:28:34,345 There's no bomb! Stay down! 1777 01:28:34,448 --> 01:28:36,712 - What happened? - Shut up! 1778 01:28:36,817 --> 01:28:40,184 I got the bullets! What are you, nuts? 1779 01:28:40,288 --> 01:28:43,155 Let him go! I'm Captain Mason. 1780 01:28:43,257 --> 01:28:44,918 You're Mason? You lying sack of shit! 1781 01:28:45,026 --> 01:28:47,051 - What? - You lying motherfucker! 1782 01:28:50,631 --> 01:28:52,758 Get back! 1783 01:28:54,902 --> 01:28:56,369 I talked him down and hid the bullets! 1784 01:28:56,470 --> 01:28:58,267 - You have Stockholm Syndrome! - What are you talking about? 1785 01:28:58,372 --> 01:29:00,966 It's when you start feeling sorry for your captor! 1786 01:29:01,108 --> 01:29:03,008 The guy had a gun and a bomb! 1787 01:29:03,110 --> 01:29:06,443 - It was a TV channel changer! - He could have hurt you! 1788 01:29:06,547 --> 01:29:07,912 Move it! 1789 01:29:08,015 --> 01:29:09,414 Get the stretcher. 1790 01:29:09,517 --> 01:29:10,916 Come on, let's go! 1791 01:29:12,887 --> 01:29:14,514 Give these guys some room! 1792 01:29:16,457 --> 01:29:18,084 We'll take it from here. 1793 01:29:20,995 --> 01:29:22,053 Thank you, Joey. Thank you for everything. 1794 01:29:22,163 --> 01:29:23,221 I'm never gonna forget you for this. 1795 01:29:23,331 --> 01:29:24,923 I want you to know, you got a job for life. 1796 01:29:25,032 --> 01:29:27,626 Not just me, OK? Benny, Henry, the whole gang. 1797 01:29:27,735 --> 01:29:29,896 - We'll take Henry, but... - I'm through negotiating! 1798 01:29:30,004 --> 01:29:31,335 You got it! 1799 01:29:31,439 --> 01:29:34,670 Thanks for taking care of my kid. 1800 01:29:34,809 --> 01:29:36,834 - He told me what you did. - It was nothing, Tony. 1801 01:29:36,978 --> 01:29:40,414 Well, that's what you owe me, Joey. Nothing! 1802 01:29:40,548 --> 01:29:42,778 - Let's go! - Move! 1803 01:29:42,883 --> 01:29:45,181 What happened? 1804 01:29:48,956 --> 01:29:50,355 You're gonna be OK! 1805 01:29:50,458 --> 01:29:53,018 I'll see you through every goddamn step. 1806 01:29:53,127 --> 01:29:54,788 You hear me, Larry? 1807 01:29:54,895 --> 01:29:55,987 Joey, you OK? 1808 01:29:56,097 --> 01:29:58,122 I'm OK. 1809 01:29:58,232 --> 01:29:59,563 You're crazy, Larry. 1810 01:29:59,667 --> 01:30:02,431 He's crazy! Get him out of here. 1811 01:30:02,536 --> 01:30:04,265 I never did Donna. 1812 01:30:04,372 --> 01:30:06,567 What? 1813 01:30:06,674 --> 01:30:07,834 Let her through. It's his wife. 1814 01:30:07,975 --> 01:30:10,000 Come on, get out of my way! 1815 01:30:15,449 --> 01:30:17,815 - Go! - Let's go! 1816 01:30:21,188 --> 01:30:23,656 You got it. Just let me find her, OK? 1817 01:30:23,758 --> 01:30:24,884 You got it. 1818 01:30:45,246 --> 01:30:47,976 Let's get out of here. Where's Lisa? 1819 01:30:48,082 --> 01:30:49,811 I don't know. 1820 01:30:49,917 --> 01:30:52,613 - Where the hell's your daughter? - Now she's my daughter. 1821 01:30:52,720 --> 01:30:54,017 According to the court order she is! 1822 01:30:54,121 --> 01:30:55,986 What are you yelling at me for? 1823 01:30:56,090 --> 01:30:57,421 I don't know. 1824 01:30:59,427 --> 01:31:00,689 Come here, you. 1825 01:31:03,631 --> 01:31:05,963 Looks like we missed all the fun. 1826 01:31:06,067 --> 01:31:07,466 What are we gonna tell them? 1827 01:31:07,568 --> 01:31:09,593 We? I ain't talking to them. 1828 01:31:09,704 --> 01:31:11,831 I'm gonna be in big trouble. You better leave. 1829 01:31:11,939 --> 01:31:13,668 No problem. I'm going. 1830 01:31:28,723 --> 01:31:30,850 The underwear goes on the inside. 1831 01:31:30,958 --> 01:31:33,085 Come here, Lisa. 1832 01:31:37,965 --> 01:31:39,899 I miss this. 1833 01:31:41,369 --> 01:31:44,930 You sure you don't want me to drive you home? 1834 01:31:45,039 --> 01:31:47,633 You don't get back in the driver's seat that easy. 1835 01:31:50,878 --> 01:31:52,140 You feel like giving... 1836 01:31:52,246 --> 01:31:55,079 an old car salesman a second chance? 1837 01:32:03,524 --> 01:32:05,424 I'll tell you what. 1838 01:32:05,526 --> 01:32:07,426 Come over to the house for supper tomorrow. 1839 01:32:07,528 --> 01:32:10,429 We'll cook up some of that old baloney of yours... 1840 01:32:10,531 --> 01:32:11,896 and see how it goes down. 1841 01:32:14,769 --> 01:32:16,100 - Bye-bye. - See you, Dad. 1842 01:32:22,643 --> 01:32:27,808 Joey, no more hanky-panky. You go straight home. 1843 01:32:32,086 --> 01:32:33,986 Benny, I'm out of here. 1844 01:32:34,088 --> 01:32:36,852 Thanks, man. Thanks for coming through for us. 1845 01:32:36,957 --> 01:32:39,983 That's our new motto... everybody gets out alive. 1846 01:32:41,629 --> 01:32:43,426 Monday, huh? 1847 01:32:47,168 --> 01:32:49,568 Hi-ho, Silver! 1848 01:32:52,206 --> 01:32:54,037 You want a deal, you give me a call. 1849 01:32:54,175 --> 01:32:55,574 I think you know the number, right? 1850 01:32:55,676 --> 01:32:58,042 Thanks, O'Brien. You got it. 1851 01:32:58,145 --> 01:33:00,613 God, I love to sell. 126948