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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,180 --> 00:00:02,949 Football. 2 00:00:02,950 --> 00:00:04,959 It's been a touchy subject lately, 3 00:00:04,960 --> 00:00:08,349 but I'm pretty sure you all know who I'm with. 4 00:00:08,350 --> 00:00:10,749 Oh, I stand with you, Kaep. 5 00:00:10,750 --> 00:00:12,159 But this? 6 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,659 It's gonna take a full seven months for me to get there. 7 00:00:14,660 --> 00:00:16,099 Regardless of all that, 8 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:19,559 growing up, I loved playing football. 9 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:22,519 It was always my dream that one day, 10 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,269 I would have a son who would follow in my footsteps. 11 00:00:25,270 --> 00:00:28,987 And that dream came true when Jack came home and said this. 12 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:31,030 I made the football team! 13 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,073 Oh! 14 00:00:32,074 --> 00:00:33,739 - What?! You did?! - Wh... 15 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:34,849 Oh! 16 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:36,899 Ohh! 17 00:00:36,900 --> 00:00:39,020 I finally have a real son! 18 00:00:39,050 --> 00:00:41,949 I finally have a real son! 19 00:00:41,950 --> 00:00:44,099 Wow! That was unbelievable! 20 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:46,088 - Play that back. - Yeah, we gotta see that again. 21 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,279 He sees his man, 22 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,689 and look how fast he stops feeding that baby. 23 00:00:49,690 --> 00:00:51,619 Boy, he does not give a damn. 24 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:52,639 No, sir. 25 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,579 And can we just talk about this guy's footwork? 26 00:00:54,580 --> 00:00:56,249 The way he accelerates through the gap, 27 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:58,739 blowing right past whoever that other kid is. 28 00:00:58,740 --> 00:01:00,699 - He does not love him as much. - Mnh-mnh. 29 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:01,739 And check this out. 30 00:01:01,740 --> 00:01:04,109 There's not one, not two, 31 00:01:04,110 --> 00:01:06,560 but three points of contact with his son. 32 00:01:06,570 --> 00:01:08,309 I'll tell you what, that kid's gonna feel that tomorrow. 33 00:01:08,310 --> 00:01:10,111 - And maybe for the rest of his life. - Mm. 34 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:13,359 Real son, I'm gonna buy you a car. 35 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:18,300 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - ... www.addic7ed.com ... 36 00:01:18,329 --> 00:01:21,369 You're looking at Valley Glen Prep Middle School's 37 00:01:21,370 --> 00:01:24,959 newest punt returner, Jack "Tiny Dancer" Johnson. 38 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:26,294 Oh, we've got to celebrate! 39 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,463 Finally got an athlete in the family! 40 00:01:28,464 --> 00:01:29,964 - Hey! I play soccer. - Yeah. 41 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,842 And I was captain of the field hockey team. 42 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,839 Must you always bring that up? 43 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,509 Sweetheart, I had no idea 44 00:01:38,510 --> 00:01:41,142 that you were interested in football. 45 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:43,479 - I mean, I love sports and I love dancing. - Yeah. Hmm. 46 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,249 So a sport with dancing? 47 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:46,990 - Sign me up! - Mm-hmm. 48 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,750 - Also, I got you guys something. - Oh, let's see. 49 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:49,770 Oh, look! 50 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,403 "Proud Parent of a Valley Glen Prep Athlete." 51 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:54,159 I can't wait to put this on my car. 52 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,179 Wait, what happened to 53 00:01:55,180 --> 00:01:57,200 "My Benz is allergic to bumper stickers"? 54 00:01:57,201 --> 00:01:59,827 You never put one on when I was playing field hockey. 55 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:01,704 I wasn't a proud parent, okay? 56 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:04,499 Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to. 57 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:05,500 I knew the answer. 58 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:07,669 I just wanted to hear you say it with your face. 59 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:10,199 Look, Dad, you're making too big a deal of this. 60 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:12,799 Even Mason made the team, and he can't catch or run. 61 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,079 But they said to play left guard, 62 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,635 all you got to do is take up space. 63 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,679 - I played left guard. - Oh, boy. 64 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,149 And I took up space. 65 00:02:19,150 --> 00:02:20,719 Do I love Mason? 66 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,989 Maybe I should get two bumper stickers for my car. 67 00:02:22,990 --> 00:02:25,089 - Why not three, playboy? - Ha! 68 00:02:25,090 --> 00:02:27,719 Also, I need you to sign this permission slip so I can play. 69 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,100 - Alright, playboy. - Oh! 70 00:02:29,108 --> 00:02:30,189 Oh, intercepted! 71 00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:31,899 Ahh! 72 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:34,028 Do you mind, sweetheart, just giving your dad and I a second? 73 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,029 - Yeah. - Yeah. 74 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,579 - Go put that on my bumper. - Alright. 75 00:02:36,580 --> 00:02:37,619 The back bumper. 76 00:02:37,620 --> 00:02:39,569 Pa... Pass the ball! 77 00:02:39,570 --> 00:02:41,569 That's so exciting, huh? 78 00:02:41,570 --> 00:02:43,539 Football, football, right? 79 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:45,939 Alright, sweetheart, yeah. 80 00:02:45,940 --> 00:02:47,699 I know you and Jack are really excited 81 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:48,877 - about this, huh? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 82 00:02:48,878 --> 00:02:50,460 There's no way he can play. 83 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,879 - What? - Dre, with everything that we know 84 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,299 about CTE and concussions? 85 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,990 This is all I ever dreamed about as a father, 86 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,420 so please don't take this away from me. 87 00:02:58,429 --> 00:02:59,429 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 88 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:00,439 Dre, this is about your dream? 89 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,181 Let me talk to you. 90 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:07,329 Football isn't just a game. 91 00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:08,529 Alright? 92 00:03:08,530 --> 00:03:11,524 It's a way to get through life. 93 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:14,099 And at one point in every man's life, 94 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:16,299 there comes a time when he gets knocked down. 95 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:21,239 So I'm asking you right here, right now... 96 00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:26,080 ... when our son gets knocked down... 97 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,749 what do you want him to do? 98 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:29,333 I want him to get back up! 99 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:30,752 I said, what do you want him to do?! 100 00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:32,588 I want him to get back up, sir! 101 00:03:32,589 --> 00:03:36,160 Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! 102 00:03:36,170 --> 00:03:38,301 Dre? Are you done? 103 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:39,529 Yeah, I'm done. 104 00:03:39,530 --> 00:03:43,199 Jack and Diane get all those life lessons 105 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,390 from soccer. 106 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,560 That is ridiculous, because soccer is stupid. 107 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,560 - Andre Johnson. - Yes. 108 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,649 He's not playing football. 109 00:03:54,660 --> 00:03:55,979 End of story. 110 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:57,340 Clean this [BLEEP] up. 111 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:04,285 Hey, Junior, I need a favor. 112 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:05,459 Can you take me and Jalen 113 00:04:05,460 --> 00:04:07,079 to the Cheesecake Machine on Saturday? 114 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,499 Are you asking me to chaperone 115 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:12,390 your very first date with your very first boyfriend? 116 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,119 And you think I'm not gonna cry? 117 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,713 Don't make me regret this. 118 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:18,090 Look, Mom or Dad would make it weird, 119 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,399 and I just want my first date to be special. 120 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:23,179 Is it too much to ask for a little magic in my life? 121 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:26,179 Ah! Well, if you're in the mood for magic... 122 00:04:26,180 --> 00:04:28,435 No one is ever in the mood for magic. 123 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:29,779 Hurtful. 124 00:04:29,780 --> 00:04:32,271 But I would be honored to be your chaperone. 125 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,419 Thank you. 126 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:35,691 Just... please give us space. 127 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,419 Okay. 128 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:38,987 Is this much enough? 129 00:04:39,790 --> 00:04:41,019 - How about this much? - Mnh-mnh. 130 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:42,180 I'm good. Thank you. 131 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:43,989 Yeah. 132 00:04:43,990 --> 00:04:45,618 Still got it. 133 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:48,359 - I made you a green one... - Guys, I need your help. 134 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,699 Alright. 135 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:52,799 Bow will not let Jack play football 136 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:54,699 because she says it's too dangerous. 137 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:55,719 - Ohh! Ohh! - My God. 138 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,422 What?! Football is too dangerous? Really? 139 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:01,319 What's next? She wants to take away our elephant guns, too? 140 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,590 Come on! 141 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,929 No matter what I say, she won't budge. 142 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,149 Okay, but if Jack doesn't play football, Dre, 143 00:05:07,150 --> 00:05:08,766 how else is he gonna become a man? 144 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:11,602 At least tell me that she's gonna get him a prostitute. 145 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,359 - What? - I'm starting to feel like 146 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:14,819 she's an unfit mother. 147 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:18,526 Dre, if you decide to leave her, I won't hold it against you. 148 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:20,299 Let me know when you leave her. 149 00:05:20,300 --> 00:05:22,864 Just send me an e-mail or text or something, huh? 150 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:25,993 Look, she doesn't understand how important this is. 151 00:05:25,994 --> 00:05:29,379 Football was the best part of my childhood. 152 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:30,399 - Hey. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 153 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,699 - Yeah. - Me too. Oh, 154 00:05:31,700 --> 00:05:33,239 - the crisp autumn mornings... - Mm. 155 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,042 - Yeah. - ... the late-night practices... 156 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:38,439 the way Cindy Demito just lifted me to the top of the pyramid. 157 00:05:38,440 --> 00:05:41,579 Guys, look, I don't know how I'm gonna get Bow over her fear 158 00:05:41,580 --> 00:05:43,319 of Jack getting a concussion. 159 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,980 Eh, concussions get a bad rap. 160 00:05:44,990 --> 00:05:47,638 I got one skiing, and it's had zero effect on me. 161 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:48,806 - Really? - Yeah. 162 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:49,975 So concussions aren't that bad? 163 00:05:49,976 --> 00:05:52,039 Eh, concussions get a bad rap. 164 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,419 I got one skiing, and it has had zero effect on me. 165 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:55,890 There, there, little bear. You're in a loop. 166 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:57,329 Come on back. Come on back. 167 00:05:57,330 --> 00:05:58,639 There we go. 168 00:05:58,640 --> 00:05:59,859 - Listen, Dre. - Hmm? 169 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,819 Life is risky, huh? 170 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:02,830 I mean, what are you gonna do, 171 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,539 bubble-wrap Jack so he can never do the thing he loves? 172 00:06:05,540 --> 00:06:06,699 - Come on! - You know what? 173 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,279 I am not. 174 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:10,620 - Why should he give up something that I love... - There you go. 175 00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:11,949 - I mean, he loves? - Right, right, right. 176 00:06:11,950 --> 00:06:13,879 - Alright, because this is about him, not me. - Mm-hmm. 177 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,049 - Yes, sir. Yes, sir. - Right? 178 00:06:15,050 --> 00:06:16,419 - You know what, I got this. - There you go. 179 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:17,429 Tell her! 180 00:06:17,430 --> 00:06:19,299 Eh, concussions get a bad rap. 181 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:21,189 I got one skiing. It's had zero effect on me. 182 00:06:21,190 --> 00:06:22,199 Okay. Alright. 183 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,519 Yeah, you're done with that. 184 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,759 Here we go, pumpkin. 185 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,629 Stevens was right. Everything comes with a risk. 186 00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:29,499 So I did a little research. 187 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:30,799 - Hey, babe. - Hey! 188 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,559 - What's up? - Bad news. 189 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,599 What happened? 190 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:36,019 Diane can't play soccer anymore. 191 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,639 Did she kick another teacher? 192 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:38,879 Worse. 193 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:42,179 Girls' soccer has the highest proportion 194 00:06:42,180 --> 00:06:43,980 of traumatic brain injuries. 195 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,237 - Really? - Yes. 196 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,156 - Hmm. - So no more girls' soccer. 197 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,110 - Oh. Okay. - Buh-bye, girl power 198 00:06:49,120 --> 00:06:50,489 - and self-esteem. - Well... 199 00:06:50,490 --> 00:06:52,589 - What? - You know, I can't believe 200 00:06:52,590 --> 00:06:55,079 that shin guards were her only protection. 201 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,719 - Well, I mean, it's j... - In football, they wear shoulder pads... 202 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,359 - Uh-huh. Okay... - ... elbow pads, knee pads, 203 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,059 tailbone pads, rib pads, and a neck collar... 204 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:03,589 - Mm-hmm. - ... with a helmet 205 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,801 designed by the ladies in "Hidden Figures." 206 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,139 What? They did everything. 207 00:07:08,140 --> 00:07:09,637 They're just that good. 208 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:10,649 Okay. 209 00:07:10,650 --> 00:07:12,181 I see what you're doing here, Dre. 210 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,724 What am I doing? 211 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:15,601 You think you're smarter than me. 212 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,228 Well... 213 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:20,470 - So no soccer for Diane... - Nope. 214 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,020 ... and no football for Jack. 215 00:07:23,820 --> 00:07:25,189 Huh. 216 00:07:25,190 --> 00:07:26,839 Well, you're gonna have to be the one 217 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:28,360 to crush Jack's dream, Bow. 218 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,429 Jack! 219 00:07:29,430 --> 00:07:31,450 - We need to talk football! - Mm-hmm. 220 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,059 - Yeah, we do. - Oh, yeah, we do. 221 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:34,179 Coach said I need to start 222 00:07:34,180 --> 00:07:35,454 - eating better. - Okay. 223 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,329 More protein, fruits, veggies, 224 00:07:38,330 --> 00:07:40,289 less candy shaped like food. 225 00:07:40,290 --> 00:07:43,009 I mean, you've got to put premium in a Ferrari. 226 00:07:44,180 --> 00:07:45,339 Do you have a concussion already? 227 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,349 What is happening to you? 228 00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:48,759 I'm just keeping my body right and my mind tight. 229 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,979 Now, can you quiz me on European history? 230 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:54,056 I need a 2.0 GPA if I'm going to play in the game coming up. 231 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,119 Okay. 232 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,059 So, you're making a lot of changes 233 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,519 'cause you want to play football. 234 00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,959 Well, I'm not doing it 235 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:02,390 because I love myself or I want to learn stuff. 236 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:03,399 Uh-huh. 237 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,610 So, isn't there something... 238 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:10,656 you want to... tell Jack? 239 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,069 Y-Yes. 240 00:08:12,070 --> 00:08:14,493 I would like to tell... 241 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:17,509 you, Jack, that I am... 242 00:08:17,510 --> 00:08:20,279 so happy for you, sweetheart. 243 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,399 And you can... try football. 244 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,409 - Great! - Yes! 245 00:08:23,410 --> 00:08:24,419 For a couple of weeks. 246 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:25,619 Great! 247 00:08:25,620 --> 00:08:28,007 Because I've already forged your signature on the slip 248 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:29,091 and turned it in last Thursday. 249 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,319 Okay, that's great. 250 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,678 Ahh! Look at my football-playing son. 251 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:34,847 Uh-huh! Working on his end zone dance! 252 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,682 Gooooaaaaal! 253 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:38,039 Wrong sport, son, but that's okay. 254 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:39,780 We'll... We'll work on that. 255 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:42,890 Ladies and gentlemen... Jack Johnson! 256 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:43,959 Okay. 257 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:46,659 Number 81 in the program, but number 1 in your hearts. 258 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:47,699 Oh! 259 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:49,069 - That's an 18, buddy. - Yes, it is. 260 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,237 Oh. I was in the mirror. 261 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:51,659 That's a bad one even for Jack. 262 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:52,919 - Did you get hit in practice? - Mnh-mnh. 263 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,179 Follow my finger, please. 264 00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:55,201 Very good. 265 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,739 Alphabet backwards. 266 00:08:57,740 --> 00:08:58,779 Um... 267 00:08:58,780 --> 00:09:00,539 A, B, C... 268 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,549 - Boom! - Oh, my God. 269 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:02,559 - Still Jack. - Mm-hmm. 270 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:04,579 - Yep. - Alright, no need for concussion protocol. 271 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:05,620 The boy didn't get hit! 272 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:07,588 - Because I'm so quick. - So quick. 273 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:10,049 - Ha ha! - Yeah! Low center of gravity. 274 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,843 Oh! High escapability and good hands, like hooves! 275 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:13,849 - Oh! - Oh, my... 276 00:09:13,850 --> 00:09:15,419 Like his Pops, not like you, Dre. 277 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:16,550 Wow, Pops. 278 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,259 I've never seen you take an interest 279 00:09:18,260 --> 00:09:20,220 in any of the kids' sports. 280 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,229 It's football. 281 00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:22,279 Oh... Wo... Okay. 282 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,687 - Ahh! - He's right. 283 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:25,039 - Babe. - Yes? 284 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:28,409 Today was the single greatest day of my life. 285 00:09:28,410 --> 00:09:29,599 - Really? - Yeah. 286 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:32,219 Watching Jack on the football field was incredible. 287 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:33,309 Aww. 288 00:09:33,310 --> 00:09:35,009 And that wasn't even the best part. 289 00:09:35,010 --> 00:09:36,449 Hey, look out, look out! 290 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,819 Oh! That's it! Move it, son! There you go! 291 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:40,246 That's my boy! 292 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,249 Look out, look out, look out, look out! 293 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,389 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Oh, yeah! 294 00:09:43,390 --> 00:09:45,319 You know what? Jack being good at football 295 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,459 makes me like you more. 296 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,969 Thank you, football. 297 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,049 Are you... 298 00:09:57,050 --> 00:09:58,640 Are you crying? 299 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:01,509 This game... 300 00:10:01,510 --> 00:10:04,271 has given me everything I've ever wanted. 301 00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:05,919 I feel the same way! 302 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,398 - You know what I just realized? - Hmm? 303 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:10,019 All those college football games I've been watching, 304 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:12,361 those kids are in college. 305 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,529 I... 306 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,114 I want to go to college. 307 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:18,534 W-What? 308 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,119 Mom, are you... are... are you crying? 309 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:22,829 Touch it. 310 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,429 - Yes, I am. - Touch it. 311 00:10:24,430 --> 00:10:25,819 I'm crying, sweetheart. 312 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,529 Oh, God. 313 00:10:28,530 --> 00:10:30,639 Thank you, football. 314 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,569 Thank you. 315 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:35,809 Eagles! 316 00:10:35,810 --> 00:10:37,169 Eagles! 317 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,460 Alright, that's my son right there! 318 00:10:38,470 --> 00:10:39,889 That's my grandson! 319 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,557 - Hi, sweetheart. - Go, Jack! 320 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:46,854 Eagles, let's go! 321 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:49,139 Looking good, Jack! 322 00:10:49,140 --> 00:10:50,619 Okay, you know what? I-I can't. 323 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:51,629 I thought I could do this. 324 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:52,639 - I can't. I can't. - What? 325 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,559 They are tiny, tiny little boys! 326 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:55,946 My womb is aching. 327 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,229 - Okay. - That's a sign. I got to go get a snack. 328 00:10:57,230 --> 00:10:59,159 - Alright. Alright. - Excuse me. Getting a snack. Sorry. 329 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:00,469 Excuse me. 330 00:11:00,470 --> 00:11:02,199 Hey, you're Jack's father. 331 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:03,209 Yeah. 332 00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:05,289 Yeah. Heard some great things about your son. 333 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,800 Ah. Well, you know, I couldn't be prouder. 334 00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:09,519 Hey, if you're a shady college recruiter, 335 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,750 Jack will go anywhere as long as you buy his grandad a Cadillac. 336 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:12,759 I got it. Yeah. 337 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,109 He's not lying. 338 00:11:14,110 --> 00:11:15,841 Hey, which one's your kid? 339 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,219 Oh, my son's right here. 340 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,990 Oh. Well, why isn't he playing, man? 341 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,299 He... He's a tank. 342 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,240 Oh, naw, I'll never let him play. 343 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:24,659 Yeah, me neither. 344 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:26,729 What? Your kid's got weak legs? 345 00:11:26,730 --> 00:11:28,539 They weren't born with the gift, like mine. 346 00:11:28,540 --> 00:11:30,299 Nah, football's just way too dangerous. 347 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,529 You got a future to think about, don't you, bud? 348 00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:36,859 Let's go, Eagles! Let's go! 349 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:39,419 - Let's go, Eagles! - Hey, Pops, 350 00:11:39,420 --> 00:11:40,939 there's a lot of parents out here 351 00:11:40,940 --> 00:11:42,509 who aren't letting their kids play 352 00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:45,537 but enjoy the hell out of watching other parents' kids play. 353 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,199 Seems like the only thing you enjoy is talking. 354 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,660 Why don't you be quiet so I can watch the game? 355 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:49,879 Okay. Alright. I'll watch the game. 356 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,370 Where's the girl with the beer at, anyway? 357 00:11:53,550 --> 00:11:55,499 Alright! 358 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,819 You two have fun. 359 00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:59,800 I will stay out of your hair but close if you need my help. 360 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:02,059 That is the chaperone's code! 361 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,299 Wow! The Cheesecake Machine is popping. 362 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,620 Good job getting a reservation. 363 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,560 Wait. We need a reservation? 364 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,399 You didn't make a reservation? 365 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:14,609 Hey, it's... it's fine. 366 00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:16,939 No. Let your chaperone handle this. 367 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:18,237 Alright? 368 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,072 - Heeeeeey! - Hi. 369 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,479 So, I've got some crazy kids over there on their first date, 370 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:23,949 trying to create some magic. 371 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:25,599 They need a table ASAP. 372 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,579 A nice one, with a view of the Sephora. 373 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,541 It's gonna be 90 minutes. 374 00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:32,209 Alright. 375 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,128 She said it's gonna be 90 minutes. 376 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:36,922 Luckily, I know a little hack 377 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,059 to get this buzzer to go off, alright? 378 00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:40,069 Jalen, spot me. 379 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:45,679 So, all you need to do is pry the right spot and... 380 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:46,719 And we're getting it... 381 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:47,729 Ohh! 382 00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:49,227 Nice job, chap'. 383 00:12:49,980 --> 00:12:52,179 Okay, guys. You know... You know what? 384 00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:55,170 I know another hack, and that is called confidence. 385 00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:56,600 I'm gonna get you seated. 386 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,699 - Hey. - Hi. 387 00:12:58,700 --> 00:12:59,730 It's me again. 388 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,071 I remember you. 389 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,619 Is there really nothing you can do for these kids? 390 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:05,619 I mean, they gave you their hearts, 391 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,411 and you gave them this broken buzzer. 392 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:10,414 Sir, did you tamper with this? 393 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,832 Oh. Uh, no. 394 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,499 These buzzers are custom-made 395 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:14,830 at our Cheesecake Machine factory. 396 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:17,254 I'm sorry. Your whole party has to go. 397 00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:20,219 Or... just hear me out. 398 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:23,469 You kick out this bozo and you let us sit down, right? 399 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,409 You think I want to kick three black kids out of here? 400 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:27,014 I'm gonna be on Instagram for this. 401 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,449 They're gonna call me Cheesecake Cathy. 402 00:13:29,450 --> 00:13:31,310 Hey, you can go viral. 403 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:32,749 No, not the good kind. 404 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,499 Not the good kind. You know that. 405 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:37,159 So, Jack is eating better... 406 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,089 - and his grades are up. - Mm. Oh, good. 407 00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:41,179 I mean, and now when he signs his name, 408 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:43,155 the "K" is facing in the right direction. 409 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,450 But football... honestly, I'm just gonna say this. 410 00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:47,699 I, um... 411 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:51,110 I thought I could get on board for watching this, 412 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,410 but I can't... I can't do it. 413 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,739 You want me to be your eyes and ears for you? 414 00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:55,279 - Do it for me, Janine. - You got it. 415 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,219 - I'm asking that of you. Please do it. - You got it. Alright. Alright. Alright. 416 00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:58,739 - They got the football, and they're running. - Okay. 417 00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:00,049 They're running. Oh! 418 00:14:00,050 --> 00:14:01,709 - Oh, no! What happened?! - That kid got hit really hard. 419 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,419 - No! - Oh, my God. A helmet fell off. 420 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:04,879 - No! - No, it's the way it fell off. 421 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:05,889 - It's funny. - Who? Is it mine? Which one? 422 00:14:05,890 --> 00:14:06,899 - Whose? - I can't tell who it is. 423 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,450 It's a kid with a teeny, tiny, little body. 424 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:09,790 My kid has a teeny, tiny body. 425 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,589 Oh! That is not the way a leg goes. 426 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,799 - My kid has a leg! - That is bad. 427 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,108 - My kid has a leg! - N... No, 428 00:14:15,109 --> 00:14:16,819 Jack's on the bench drinking water! 429 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:18,940 I should've led with that. Your kid's fine! 430 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,239 - Oh! - Ohh! 431 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,939 Nice hit! 432 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:26,439 Glad that's not my kid. 433 00:14:27,441 --> 00:14:29,309 Uh-oh. What's happening? 434 00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:31,499 Well, it appears Dad's starting to see football 435 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,538 in a whole new light. 436 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,539 Come on, Eagles. 437 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,208 - Yeah! - Oooooh! 438 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,709 He got jacked up! 439 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,919 Is he okay? 440 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,049 Oh, I doubt it. 441 00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:42,089 Way to go, Eagles! 442 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,819 Um, I do not think that this is okay. 443 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:47,510 - This is not okay. - No, no. No, no, no, no. It's okay. 444 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,829 - It's okay. It's okay. It's... - Oh, God! 445 00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:50,039 It's okay, right, Pops? 446 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,932 Yeah, it's alright. It's football, ain't it? 447 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:54,309 - Uh-huh. - Phew! That was close. 448 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,259 For a second there, I thought these two lifelong fans 449 00:14:57,260 --> 00:15:00,449 were having doubts about this very complicated sport. 450 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:03,499 Here we go. Here's your son's big moment. 451 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,362 - What? - You must be excited, huh? 452 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:06,759 - Oh, uh... - Okay. 453 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,199 Yeah, that's one word for it. 454 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,209 Uh-oh. 455 00:15:09,210 --> 00:15:10,799 Now that his son has taken the field, 456 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,239 - it's getting personal. - Yeah. 457 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,149 Ooh, Dad does not seem psyched. 458 00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:16,290 Yeah, even Granddad knows this isn't cool, 459 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,199 and he bets on horse fights. 460 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,419 Their small son is set to receive. 461 00:15:21,463 --> 00:15:24,329 And, boy, it is hitting them now. 462 00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:26,301 Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. 463 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,369 Kick is up. 464 00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:30,879 It is high and deep. 465 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:32,219 That's gonna give these defenders 466 00:15:32,220 --> 00:15:34,539 plenty of time to get down there and hit that little guy. 467 00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,727 Mm. 468 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:38,521 He's got it! He's off! 469 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,039 Jack! Jack! 470 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,579 What the [BLEEP]?! 471 00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:45,579 I can't... I can't lose my only good son! 472 00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:49,689 Wow. I've never seen that before. 473 00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,992 Yeah, this is crazy! 474 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:53,819 We'll sort all this out after these ads 475 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:56,500 for jeans that make your [BLEEP] look big. Oh. 476 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,769 You carried that boy off the field 477 00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:02,769 like Whitney in "The Bodyguard." 478 00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:04,320 - Your thigh okay? - Yeah. 479 00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:05,620 - Is it chafing? - Uh, just a little bit. 480 00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:06,819 Okay. 481 00:16:06,820 --> 00:16:07,840 - Here. - Okay. 482 00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:09,799 - I need some ice, too. - Ohh. There you go. 483 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,520 I didn't even complete my first play! 484 00:16:11,540 --> 00:16:14,559 So, when did you suddenly change your mind about football? 485 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,900 It's just... son... 486 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:20,749 I love football. Alright? It's a great game. 487 00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,959 But I just couldn't sit there and watch people beat you up 488 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,099 for other people's entertainment. It felt wrong. 489 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,820 Can I not play anymore? 490 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:29,939 I'm sorry, son. 491 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:32,179 But I'm finally great at something! 492 00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:33,909 Everyone was yelling my name! 493 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,911 Dad, you were so proud of me. 494 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,454 I'm always proud of you. 495 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:38,789 Not football proud. 496 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:39,909 It... 497 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,320 You put my face on a sweatshirt. 498 00:16:41,330 --> 00:16:42,340 Yes. 499 00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:44,019 Do I even have to bring up the bumper stickers? 500 00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:46,085 Yeah, you'll never sell that car now. 501 00:16:46,086 --> 00:16:48,999 Jack, I'm proud of you for so many other reasons. 502 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,560 You are an incredible kid. 503 00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,879 And maybe I haven't been loud about it in the past, 504 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,800 but I promise you this... 505 00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:57,900 I will be football proud of you 506 00:16:57,940 --> 00:16:59,360 in whatever it is that you do. 507 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,560 This is so unfair. 508 00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:06,309 Is he gonna hate me forever? 509 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:07,940 - Probably. - Yeah. 510 00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:11,139 But all parents have to do what's best for their kids, 511 00:17:11,140 --> 00:17:12,779 and you're doing what's best, son. 512 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:14,859 - This is what's best. - Hold on. 513 00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:16,460 Yeah? 514 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,119 You're proud of me, Pops? 515 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,599 Yeah. 516 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,740 - Not football proud. - Ohh. 517 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:25,419 I mean, seriously? 518 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:30,519 Heeeeeeey! 519 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,699 I've got a surprise for you! 520 00:17:34,090 --> 00:17:35,540 Is it a new big brother? 521 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:40,229 I-I deserve that. I'm sorry. 522 00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:41,329 Mm-hmm. 523 00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:42,679 I was just trying to look out for you 524 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,140 because you're my little sister. 525 00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:47,080 But I went about it in the wrong way. 526 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,009 Now, let me try and make it up to you. 527 00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:51,236 Come on. 528 00:18:00,890 --> 00:18:02,159 Hey. 529 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,999 I found a place with no wait. 530 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,667 Hey, Jalen. 531 00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,729 This is... 532 00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:09,229 magical. 533 00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:11,029 How'd you do all this? 534 00:18:11,030 --> 00:18:12,980 Let's just say I've got the hook-up. 535 00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:17,540 Is it Target? 536 00:18:17,550 --> 00:18:18,839 It's Target. 537 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,379 Unlike a certain restaurant, 538 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,460 their app hasn't banished me forever, 539 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:25,909 so I ordered a bunch of stuff and picked it up that day. 540 00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:27,449 I'll be back to check on you. 541 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:28,732 But not too often. 542 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,150 Thanks. 543 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,239 This is so nice. 544 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,919 Yeah. Worth the wait. 545 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,489 Finally a moment alone. 546 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,120 Hands to yourself, buster! 547 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,859 I'm sorry. 548 00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:54,257 H-He's a narc. 549 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,509 So, after my talk with Jack, 550 00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:57,940 I realized I was wrong. 551 00:18:58,850 --> 00:19:01,891 There was another way he could enjoy football. 552 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,279 See? Flag football. 553 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:05,819 It's just as exciting. It's just as fun. 554 00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:07,389 - Goooooooal! - Mnh! 555 00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:08,399 Owwwwww! 556 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,830 This is like vegan cheese, son. 557 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,259 I don't see the point. 558 00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:16,799 I mean, I thought we had something there for a minute. 559 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,729 I don't love you anymore. 560 00:19:18,730 --> 00:19:20,299 Well... 561 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,269 it was fun while it lasted. 562 00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:28,799 Andre Johnson. Dad. 563 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,459 H.U.! 564 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,019 Dr. Rainbow Johnson. 565 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,029 Doctor. 566 00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:34,359 Brown undergrad, 567 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,229 USC Medical School. 568 00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:37,359 Doctor. 569 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,829 I am a doctor. 570 00:19:38,830 --> 00:19:40,599 Andre Johnson Jr. 571 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,839 Howard... briefly. 572 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,099 Jack Johnson. 573 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,469 Kick returner. 574 00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:47,160 Clown College applicant. 575 00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:49,299 Earl Johnson. 576 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:51,979 University of None of Your Damn Business! 577 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,110 Somebody better come and get this thing off me. 578 00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:56,600 I am not doing this. 579 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:05,060 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - ... www.addic7ed.com ... 40536

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