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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:36,165 --> 00:01:39,100 The sweetest thing that's ever 2 00:01:39,802 --> 00:01:41,998 Blown in with the breeze 3 00:01:42,204 --> 00:01:44,229 And if you see her 4 00:01:44,439 --> 00:01:45,668 I love you! 5 00:01:45,874 --> 00:01:48,571 Tell her that I'm in love with her 6 00:01:49,144 --> 00:01:50,678 She's the girl on the flying trapeze 7 00:01:50,679 --> 00:01:55,082 She's the girl on the flying trapeze 8 00:01:55,284 --> 00:02:01,656 Hey The girl on the flying trapeze 9 00:02:01,857 --> 00:02:03,325 Whoa 10 00:02:03,525 --> 00:02:05,152 When I close my eyes 11 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,124 I see her there 12 00:02:07,329 --> 00:02:09,957 Swinging through my dreams 13 00:02:10,165 --> 00:02:13,829 And I want so bad to tell her Yeah 14 00:02:14,469 --> 00:02:16,665 How I really feel 15 00:02:16,872 --> 00:02:18,931 She's the girl 16 00:02:20,275 --> 00:02:26,612 On the flying trapeze 17 00:02:33,322 --> 00:02:35,051 It's Abraham Lincoln! 18 00:02:35,257 --> 00:02:37,749 Can I have your autograph, Mr. Lincoln? 19 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:41,521 Oh, thank you so much. I'm such a big fan of yours, Abraham. 20 00:02:41,730 --> 00:02:43,789 Thank you. Thank you very much. 21 00:02:43,999 --> 00:02:45,933 It's Pee-wee! 22 00:03:21,703 --> 00:03:24,798 We'll be right back after this. 23 00:03:25,007 --> 00:03:27,305 - Would you buy a tractor from a pig? - No way. 24 00:03:27,509 --> 00:03:29,477 - Would you buy a plow from a cow? - No, ma'am. 25 00:03:29,678 --> 00:03:31,578 Well, then... 26 00:03:38,053 --> 00:03:40,112 You're back with Bob and me. 27 00:03:41,356 --> 00:03:42,721 Vance. 28 00:03:45,227 --> 00:03:47,924 Vance, wake up. You'll be late for school. 29 00:03:50,299 --> 00:03:51,926 Vance. 30 00:03:53,368 --> 00:03:54,858 Vance! 31 00:04:06,615 --> 00:04:08,014 Come on. 32 00:04:10,585 --> 00:04:12,019 Come on. 33 00:04:41,550 --> 00:04:44,110 Pee-wee Herman had a farm 34 00:04:44,319 --> 00:04:46,413 Ee-yi-ee-yi-oh 35 00:04:46,621 --> 00:04:49,090 With a... And a... 36 00:04:49,291 --> 00:04:52,090 Here a... There a... Everywhere a... 37 00:04:52,294 --> 00:04:55,059 Pee-wee Herman had a farm 38 00:04:55,263 --> 00:04:57,163 Ee-yi-ee-yi-oh 39 00:05:00,869 --> 00:05:02,928 Come on, everybody. Wake up. 40 00:05:03,138 --> 00:05:04,799 Rise and shine! 41 00:05:19,121 --> 00:05:21,647 Come on, Sparky, get out of bed. 42 00:05:21,857 --> 00:05:23,552 Sparky, come on. 43 00:05:23,759 --> 00:05:26,160 I feel the same way, but I got out of bed. 44 00:05:29,498 --> 00:05:31,728 Good morning, Clyde. Give me five. 45 00:05:43,779 --> 00:05:45,577 Make your beds. 46 00:06:08,804 --> 00:06:11,205 Haven't you been fed yet? 47 00:06:38,166 --> 00:06:40,032 Chocolaty. 48 00:06:59,254 --> 00:07:00,483 Yummy. 49 00:07:06,328 --> 00:07:08,262 Come and get it! 50 00:07:08,797 --> 00:07:10,526 Breakfast! 51 00:07:10,732 --> 00:07:12,996 Come and get it! 52 00:07:13,201 --> 00:07:15,226 Come and get it! 53 00:07:24,346 --> 00:07:26,212 Whoa. 54 00:07:27,249 --> 00:07:29,183 Good manners. 55 00:07:30,785 --> 00:07:32,480 Here you are, Vance. 56 00:07:33,321 --> 00:07:35,221 There you go. 57 00:07:38,326 --> 00:07:39,851 Here you are. 58 00:07:40,061 --> 00:07:41,358 Horace. 59 00:07:44,900 --> 00:07:46,698 Hey, use your own plate. 60 00:07:51,206 --> 00:07:53,937 Vance, how nice of you to share. 61 00:07:57,646 --> 00:08:00,172 All right, everyone may be excused. 62 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:13,822 Good morning, everybody. 63 00:08:14,896 --> 00:08:18,025 My, don't we look lush this morning! 64 00:08:22,571 --> 00:08:25,802 Look, Vance, the calla lilies are in bloom again. 65 00:08:46,561 --> 00:08:48,928 Let's see how this formula works. 66 00:08:49,130 --> 00:08:51,189 OK, Pee-wee. 67 00:09:13,555 --> 00:09:16,684 Splendid. I'm very satisfied with these results, Pee-wee. 68 00:09:16,891 --> 00:09:18,723 Me too. If we keep going at this rate, 69 00:09:18,927 --> 00:09:20,918 people will only have to buy one tomato a year. 70 00:09:21,162 --> 00:09:23,688 We do not want to end up with a low potassium level. 71 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:27,266 Vance, you'd think I never went to agricultural junior college. 72 00:09:27,469 --> 00:09:30,803 Sorry. Boy, I'm hungry. What are we doing for lunch? 73 00:09:31,473 --> 00:09:33,737 Let me check my datebook. 74 00:09:33,942 --> 00:09:35,569 I'm starving. 75 00:09:37,445 --> 00:09:39,573 Lunch with Winnie. 76 00:10:02,404 --> 00:10:03,929 Hello! 77 00:10:04,139 --> 00:10:05,573 Out of the way! 78 00:10:06,308 --> 00:10:08,003 Hey, Joe. What do you know? 79 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,114 What's the matter, Pee-wee? 80 00:10:13,315 --> 00:10:15,215 That Joe sure can talk your ear off. 81 00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:18,978 I love that story. Hey, Pee-wee, let's race. 82 00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:22,355 - On your mark, get set, - Hey! 83 00:10:22,857 --> 00:10:24,655 Go! 84 00:10:24,859 --> 00:10:26,520 Excuse me. 85 00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:37,768 I win. I win. 86 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:40,775 I let you win. Besides, you cheated. 87 00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:43,307 You have more legs than me. 88 00:10:49,784 --> 00:10:51,946 - Hello, Pee-wee. - Hello, Winnie. 89 00:10:52,153 --> 00:10:55,214 - Am I late? - Of course you're late, Pee-wee. 90 00:10:55,824 --> 00:10:58,122 But I forgive you. 91 00:11:01,396 --> 00:11:03,728 Oh, Winnie. 92 00:11:04,499 --> 00:11:07,696 Oh, the children! The children! 93 00:11:14,609 --> 00:11:17,135 Why don't you take a picture. It'll last longer. 94 00:11:19,214 --> 00:11:21,615 Paparazzi! 95 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:26,984 Oh, Pee-wee, really. 96 00:11:27,856 --> 00:11:29,688 Now, children. 97 00:11:30,892 --> 00:11:33,361 Mr. Herman and I would like to have a quiet lunch. 98 00:11:35,363 --> 00:11:36,853 Why don't you play with Vance. 99 00:11:37,065 --> 00:11:40,365 Yes, Miss Johnson. 100 00:11:45,373 --> 00:11:47,671 Alone at last. 101 00:11:50,145 --> 00:11:51,909 I made your favorite. 102 00:11:52,113 --> 00:11:53,877 Fried chicken. 103 00:11:54,082 --> 00:11:55,379 No. 104 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:56,948 Hamburgers? 105 00:11:57,152 --> 00:11:58,881 No, your favorite, Pee-wee. 106 00:11:59,087 --> 00:12:00,680 Cheese sandwich! 107 00:12:00,889 --> 00:12:02,357 No. 108 00:12:02,557 --> 00:12:05,288 - I know. Turkey à la king. - No. 109 00:12:05,493 --> 00:12:07,222 - Vegetarian plate? - No. 110 00:12:08,596 --> 00:12:10,428 - Shepherd's pie? - No. 111 00:12:10,632 --> 00:12:12,532 - Olive loaf. - No! 112 00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:14,862 I can't think of anything else. I give up. 113 00:12:18,139 --> 00:12:20,699 It's egg salad, darling. 114 00:12:20,909 --> 00:12:24,846 Egg salad. My favorite! 115 00:12:35,924 --> 00:12:38,120 Egg salady. 116 00:12:49,504 --> 00:12:51,097 That was delicious, Winnie. 117 00:12:51,306 --> 00:12:53,798 Oh, thank you, Pee-wee. Would you care for another? 118 00:12:54,008 --> 00:12:57,342 Oh, no, no. Thanks, I'm full. 119 00:13:06,955 --> 00:13:09,925 Boy, you sure do have beautiful hair, Winnie. 120 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:11,922 Thank you, Pee-wee. 121 00:13:14,295 --> 00:13:15,820 May I? 122 00:13:17,332 --> 00:13:19,699 Yes, you may, Pee-wee. 123 00:13:24,672 --> 00:13:26,663 Oh, that feels good. 124 00:13:46,561 --> 00:13:49,496 The clouds sure do look beautiful, don't they, Winnie? 125 00:14:15,957 --> 00:14:19,552 Look, that cloud looks like an Indian riding a buffalo. 126 00:14:19,761 --> 00:14:22,560 - Which one? - That one right there. 127 00:14:22,764 --> 00:14:26,496 That one right there looks like a train going into a tunnel. 128 00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:28,430 You can see that, can't you? 129 00:14:29,571 --> 00:14:31,039 No, not really. 130 00:14:35,777 --> 00:14:38,769 Now, how about some dessert? 131 00:14:42,584 --> 00:14:44,518 Goodness, where does the time go? 132 00:14:44,719 --> 00:14:47,086 Children! Children! 133 00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:51,424 Come on, get her! Get her! 134 00:14:52,694 --> 00:14:54,753 - Get her! Get her! - Get her! Get her! 135 00:14:54,963 --> 00:14:56,362 Children! 136 00:14:56,564 --> 00:14:58,032 Children! 137 00:14:58,232 --> 00:15:00,792 Vance was just teaching us to mud wrestle. 138 00:15:01,002 --> 00:15:04,905 Well, thank you, Vance. Now I won't have to cover that topic this afternoon. 139 00:15:05,106 --> 00:15:07,404 Come on, let's get you cleaned up. 140 00:15:08,209 --> 00:15:09,574 Bye, Winnie. 141 00:15:09,777 --> 00:15:13,543 Oh, will I see you for lunch tomorrow, Pee-wee? 142 00:15:13,748 --> 00:15:15,739 Let me consult my datebook. 143 00:15:20,288 --> 00:15:22,382 Yes, you will. 144 00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:24,221 Till then. 145 00:15:27,195 --> 00:15:29,892 - Come on, Vance. - Now, give me that dirty hand. 146 00:15:30,164 --> 00:15:31,529 So how was lunch? 147 00:15:31,733 --> 00:15:33,633 Great. Let's get something to eat. 148 00:15:33,835 --> 00:15:37,499 - Yeah. - On your mark, get set, go! 149 00:15:44,445 --> 00:15:45,708 Thank you. 150 00:15:49,751 --> 00:15:52,482 Hey! If I told you once, I told you a hundred times. 151 00:15:52,687 --> 00:15:55,520 I don't want you running around my store, Pee-wee Herman. 152 00:15:55,723 --> 00:15:57,919 Sorry, Mr. Ryan. I'm just so hungry, 153 00:15:58,126 --> 00:16:00,026 and I guess I couldn't wait to sample 154 00:16:00,228 --> 00:16:02,822 one of those delicious cheese sandwiches of yours. 155 00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:04,521 Would you mind making me one? 156 00:16:04,732 --> 00:16:06,894 We were here first, weren't we, Mr. Ryan? 157 00:16:07,101 --> 00:16:08,899 I'm afraid you'll just have to wait. 158 00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:11,731 And I'm sure Mr. Ryan isn't going to serve you at all 159 00:16:11,939 --> 00:16:15,500 as long as you've got that pig in here. Isn't that right, Mr. Ryan? 160 00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:18,975 That's right, Nadine. No pigs allowed. 161 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:20,670 Good afternoon, Mrs. Dill. 162 00:16:20,882 --> 00:16:22,441 Good afternoon, Mrs. Haynes. 163 00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,049 I'm so awfully hungry. 164 00:16:24,252 --> 00:16:26,084 I'm sure you beautiful ladies wouldn't mind 165 00:16:26,287 --> 00:16:27,516 letting me go ahead of you. 166 00:16:27,722 --> 00:16:31,352 - Well, we certainly would mind. - I should say so. 167 00:16:31,559 --> 00:16:33,493 First come, first served. 168 00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:36,096 Isn't that the way you've always heard it, Mr. Ryan? 169 00:16:36,297 --> 00:16:38,664 Sure is. First come, first served. 170 00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:40,459 All right! All right! 171 00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,466 I'll wait. 172 00:16:51,913 --> 00:16:54,314 I hope you're planning to buy that magazine. 173 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:56,005 This ain't no library. 174 00:16:58,252 --> 00:17:00,346 Now, let me see. 175 00:17:01,022 --> 00:17:04,356 Have you got any of that lovely Korean lace? 176 00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:06,823 Just come in. 177 00:17:07,028 --> 00:17:11,295 Oh, this is pretty. 178 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:17,562 This would make a nice doily, don't you think, Mae? 179 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:22,706 Oh, what about this for the china cabinet? 180 00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:25,246 Maybe. 181 00:17:25,446 --> 00:17:28,279 All I wanted was a measly sandwich! 182 00:17:28,483 --> 00:17:30,850 I very nicely explained that I was starving. 183 00:17:31,052 --> 00:17:34,454 I'm starving! Please! 184 00:17:34,689 --> 00:17:37,283 I'm sorry, ladies. I guess you'll just have to wait. 185 00:17:37,492 --> 00:17:40,154 You remember, no one is as important in this community 186 00:17:40,361 --> 00:17:42,056 as Pee-wee Herman. 187 00:17:42,263 --> 00:17:45,824 All you other shoppers will just have to play second fiddle to Pee-wee. 188 00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:48,024 That's the way things are around here. 189 00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:50,830 My whole purpose in life is to serve Pee-wee Herman, 190 00:17:51,038 --> 00:17:52,733 and everything else comes second. 191 00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:56,173 There's your sandwich. 192 00:17:58,713 --> 00:18:01,410 Is there anything else I can do for you, Pee-wee? 193 00:18:03,551 --> 00:18:06,486 Well, I would like a pickle if it's not too much trouble. 194 00:18:06,687 --> 00:18:09,850 Oh! No trouble at all, Pee-wee. 195 00:18:10,057 --> 00:18:13,925 Sorry, Otis. Sorry, Deke. Game's over. 196 00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:16,722 Pee-wee Herman wants a pickle. 197 00:18:16,931 --> 00:18:19,832 Here. Here's your darn pickle. Are you happy now? 198 00:18:21,369 --> 00:18:23,633 - Listen up, everybody. - What's up, sheriff? 199 00:18:23,838 --> 00:18:26,808 I got a call from Porterville. There's a big storm heading this way. 200 00:18:27,008 --> 00:18:30,308 You better get on home. Smiley, you start boarding up the store. 201 00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:38,274 Otis, can you give us a ride? 202 00:18:38,486 --> 00:18:40,079 Ain't got no room. 203 00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:45,787 Deke! Deke, can you give me and Vance a ride? 204 00:18:45,993 --> 00:18:47,620 No. 205 00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:52,327 - Hurry, Vance! - I'm hurrying! 206 00:18:59,907 --> 00:19:01,671 - Vance! - Yeah. 207 00:19:01,876 --> 00:19:04,208 Get the animals into the storm shelter. 208 00:19:04,412 --> 00:19:07,643 - But what about you? - Don't worry about me, Vance. 209 00:19:07,849 --> 00:19:09,840 I'll be OK. 210 00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:18,321 Women and chickens first! 211 00:19:44,418 --> 00:19:46,853 Watch your step. Single file. 212 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,280 Come on, now, everybody. 213 00:20:15,483 --> 00:20:18,282 There's nothing to be scared of. 214 00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:22,117 It's only a storm. 215 00:20:22,323 --> 00:20:23,757 We're safe down here. 216 00:20:28,396 --> 00:20:31,263 Come on, Mary. Let's dance. 217 00:20:46,414 --> 00:20:48,974 - Listen. - Sounds like the storm's over. 218 00:21:00,962 --> 00:21:02,430 Sudan! 219 00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:04,462 Sudan. 220 00:21:05,933 --> 00:21:07,628 Sudan! 221 00:21:07,902 --> 00:21:09,996 Where are you, Sudan? 222 00:21:18,212 --> 00:21:19,441 Sudan. 223 00:21:19,647 --> 00:21:22,241 Hey! Don't just stand there. 224 00:21:23,451 --> 00:21:25,351 Help! Come on! 225 00:21:25,553 --> 00:21:27,180 Sudan! 226 00:21:29,023 --> 00:21:30,422 You OK, boss? 227 00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:33,252 Well my shins are banged up pretty bad. 228 00:21:33,461 --> 00:21:35,520 I think my ribs are broke. 229 00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:38,791 And it feels like I punctured a major organ, Andy. 230 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,026 But I'm circus. Come on, get me out of here. 231 00:21:42,236 --> 00:21:44,000 Right, boss. 232 00:21:49,143 --> 00:21:52,477 Otto, grab a couple of roustabouts and set these wagons straight. 233 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:53,909 Yeah, boss. 234 00:21:54,115 --> 00:21:55,605 - Andy! - Yes. 235 00:21:55,816 --> 00:21:58,649 Get to the cookhouse and see that everybody's all right. 236 00:21:58,853 --> 00:22:00,082 Right, boss. 237 00:22:00,287 --> 00:22:01,516 Is this your farm, kid? 238 00:22:01,722 --> 00:22:03,486 Yep. I'm Pee-wee Herman. 239 00:22:03,691 --> 00:22:06,160 Mace Montana, manager of the Cabrini Circus. 240 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:07,794 Nice to meet you, Mr. Montana. 241 00:22:07,995 --> 00:22:13,365 Mace! You gotta do something. I can't get to the first-aid supplies. 242 00:22:13,567 --> 00:22:15,228 People are hurt, animals are loose, 243 00:22:15,436 --> 00:22:18,337 - and the equipment... - Pull yourself together, Snowball. 244 00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:21,304 I've got a first-aid kit in my house, Mr. Montana. 245 00:22:21,509 --> 00:22:22,999 Get going, kid. 246 00:22:23,210 --> 00:22:24,735 Pull! Pull! 247 00:22:24,945 --> 00:22:26,709 Give me a hand. 248 00:22:31,819 --> 00:22:33,082 Excuse me. 249 00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,757 Hey, you got a hose around here? 250 00:22:46,967 --> 00:22:48,332 Over here. 251 00:22:48,536 --> 00:22:50,163 Somebody, help! Water! 252 00:22:50,371 --> 00:22:52,135 Hang on, Judy. 253 00:22:55,643 --> 00:22:57,702 Here you go, Judy. 254 00:23:17,498 --> 00:23:18,761 Hello, kitty. 255 00:23:22,336 --> 00:23:24,134 That's a nice kitty. 256 00:23:34,782 --> 00:23:36,841 Boss! We've rounded up all the animals, 257 00:23:37,051 --> 00:23:40,316 except for Sudan. Can't find him anywhere. 258 00:23:40,888 --> 00:23:42,720 Oh, my God. 259 00:23:47,394 --> 00:23:50,261 Yes, you are a pretty kitty. 260 00:23:50,464 --> 00:23:53,229 Who's that fluffy kitty? 261 00:23:54,468 --> 00:23:56,766 I'll take him from here. Sudan! 262 00:23:58,939 --> 00:24:00,964 Sudan, come on, kitty. 263 00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:10,012 Come on. Up you go. 264 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,747 You like me, don't you? 265 00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:18,724 Hey, you're all right, kid. 266 00:24:18,926 --> 00:24:20,690 You've got sawdust in your veins. 267 00:24:20,895 --> 00:24:22,329 I do? 268 00:24:23,464 --> 00:24:25,831 Hey, Mace! Where is Midge? 269 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,100 Isn't she in the wagon? 270 00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:29,633 I haven't seen her. 271 00:24:29,837 --> 00:24:31,566 Midge! 272 00:24:31,772 --> 00:24:33,433 Midge! 273 00:24:33,641 --> 00:24:36,542 - Has anybody seen my wife? - No, Mace. 274 00:24:36,744 --> 00:24:39,873 Oh, my God. Come on, fan out, everybody. 275 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,277 I want you to cover every inch of this farm until you find her. 276 00:24:43,484 --> 00:24:45,077 Get moving. 277 00:24:45,419 --> 00:24:47,046 Midge! 278 00:24:47,855 --> 00:24:49,550 Midge! 279 00:24:50,658 --> 00:24:54,424 Mace! Over here! I found her! 280 00:24:59,300 --> 00:25:01,166 Thank God you're all right, darling. 281 00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:05,202 Oh, I'm all right. What a blow! 282 00:25:05,406 --> 00:25:07,738 Hey, Pee-wee, come here. 283 00:25:08,576 --> 00:25:10,977 Pee-wee, this is my wife, Midge. 284 00:25:11,579 --> 00:25:13,980 Midge, this is Pee-wee Herman. 285 00:25:14,615 --> 00:25:17,607 He runs this place. He's been helping us out. 286 00:25:17,818 --> 00:25:19,684 No big deal. 287 00:25:19,887 --> 00:25:23,687 I mean... I used to know someone named Midge when I was little. 288 00:25:23,891 --> 00:25:25,689 Small world. 289 00:25:25,893 --> 00:25:29,352 It's all right, kid. Relax. It's nice to meet you. 290 00:25:29,830 --> 00:25:31,764 Likewise, Midge. 291 00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:38,270 There you go, baby. 292 00:25:39,573 --> 00:25:41,769 OK, everybody, listen up. 293 00:25:41,976 --> 00:25:43,466 We had a bad day. 294 00:25:43,677 --> 00:25:45,441 Lost a couple of wagons. 295 00:25:45,646 --> 00:25:48,343 Tent's banged up pretty bad, and so are some of us. 296 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:52,085 - But we've had bad days before, right? - Right. 297 00:25:52,086 --> 00:25:53,296 - But we've had bad days before, right? - Right. 298 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,879 We're gonna get through this one. 299 00:25:55,089 --> 00:25:58,957 Look, Mace, you can stay here if you need a couple of weeks to get ready. 300 00:25:59,159 --> 00:26:02,129 A couple of weeks, Pee-wee? Our show goes on tonight. 301 00:26:02,329 --> 00:26:04,559 Dell! Can you jerry-rig some of that rigging? 302 00:26:04,765 --> 00:26:06,062 I think so, Mace. 303 00:26:06,267 --> 00:26:08,429 Ellen, how's that leg? Can you go on? 304 00:26:08,636 --> 00:26:11,230 I'm OK, Mace, but I don't think Jimmy's up to it. 305 00:26:11,438 --> 00:26:13,600 I know the act, Mace. I'll go on for Jimmy. 306 00:26:13,807 --> 00:26:16,299 That's the spirit. Oscar, how are the animals? 307 00:26:16,510 --> 00:26:19,343 They will be all right once they settle down, boss. 308 00:26:19,546 --> 00:26:21,981 My truck's got a busted axle. 309 00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:25,080 You can use my tractor. 310 00:26:25,286 --> 00:26:26,549 Thank you. 311 00:26:26,754 --> 00:26:29,086 All right, everybody, what are we going to do? 312 00:26:29,290 --> 00:26:31,486 - We're gonna put on a show! - That's right. 313 00:26:31,692 --> 00:26:34,286 We're part of the greatest show-business tradition in the world. 314 00:26:34,495 --> 00:26:36,725 - And what's that? - The circus! 315 00:26:45,439 --> 00:26:48,136 All right, let's move it! 316 00:27:02,156 --> 00:27:04,250 The circus! 317 00:27:18,806 --> 00:27:21,275 What's all this racket? 318 00:27:37,524 --> 00:27:39,652 What do you people want around here? 319 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,889 We don't want anything, sir. 320 00:27:42,096 --> 00:27:44,531 Mace Montana, manager of the Cabrini Circus. 321 00:27:44,732 --> 00:27:46,632 Circus? Well, I never. 322 00:27:46,834 --> 00:27:49,599 We're here to give you the best darn show you ever seen. 323 00:27:49,803 --> 00:27:51,430 - We don't want it. - Right. 324 00:27:51,638 --> 00:27:53,402 Please. We've worked awful hard 325 00:27:53,607 --> 00:27:55,302 to get this show ready for you. 326 00:27:55,509 --> 00:27:57,477 Save your smooth talking, Mr. Wyoming. 327 00:27:57,678 --> 00:27:59,840 We told you, we don't want no circus here. 328 00:28:00,047 --> 00:28:02,778 And you show folk ain't welcome in this town. Are they? 329 00:28:02,983 --> 00:28:04,212 - No! - No! 330 00:28:04,418 --> 00:28:07,718 Townspeople! Listen to me. 331 00:28:08,055 --> 00:28:10,422 You are getting very sleepy. 332 00:28:11,925 --> 00:28:15,293 Your eyelids are getting very heavy. 333 00:28:16,096 --> 00:28:18,690 You will enjoy the circus. 334 00:28:19,466 --> 00:28:22,561 You will enjoy the circus. 335 00:28:25,606 --> 00:28:27,370 We don't want no trouble, mister. 336 00:28:27,574 --> 00:28:29,064 Come on, everybody. 337 00:28:29,276 --> 00:28:31,608 Let's get these wagons turned around. 338 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,184 I don't know what to make of it, kid. 339 00:28:42,389 --> 00:28:44,380 What do you mean, Mace? 340 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:50,092 Well, Pee-wee, when people don't want a circus, 341 00:28:51,031 --> 00:28:53,557 the world just doesn't make much sense. 342 00:28:54,034 --> 00:28:55,468 What do you mean, Mace? 343 00:28:56,270 --> 00:28:59,296 You know, I'm a guy who spent most of his life 344 00:28:59,506 --> 00:29:04,376 taking the world's frown and trying to turn it into a smile. 345 00:29:05,646 --> 00:29:07,410 What do you mean, Mace? 346 00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:11,413 It's funny. For the first time, I wonder if that's worth doing. 347 00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:15,214 What do you mean, Mace? 348 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:18,255 Hey, boss. Everybody wants to know where we're heading. 349 00:29:18,459 --> 00:29:20,257 Are we moving on tonight? 350 00:29:20,461 --> 00:29:23,795 - I don't know, Big John. - You gotta tell them something, Mace. 351 00:29:23,997 --> 00:29:27,661 Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you all stay on my farm for a little while. 352 00:29:27,868 --> 00:29:29,666 Sounds like you could use a vacation. 353 00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:31,838 A vacation? 354 00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:36,640 Big John, 355 00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:40,011 tell everybody we're going on vacation. 356 00:30:13,914 --> 00:30:15,678 There's a line here. 357 00:30:30,764 --> 00:30:33,096 Come on, get out of there, Lucille. 358 00:30:44,411 --> 00:30:46,175 I love you, Daisy. 359 00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:49,441 You help Zelda with her beard. 360 00:30:50,584 --> 00:30:54,817 I love you. Good friend to Zelda. 361 00:30:59,393 --> 00:31:01,987 It's like a zoo in there. 362 00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:04,825 Heads up. 363 00:31:08,035 --> 00:31:09,264 Morning, Mace. 364 00:31:09,469 --> 00:31:10,834 Morning, Pee-wee. 365 00:31:11,038 --> 00:31:13,097 Quite a place you've got here. 366 00:31:13,307 --> 00:31:16,675 - I hope we're not putting you out. - Putting me out? 367 00:31:17,210 --> 00:31:19,645 Of course you're not putting me out. 368 00:31:24,851 --> 00:31:27,513 Come over here and give me a hand! 369 00:31:44,471 --> 00:31:47,270 Well, everybody's fed and watered except you. 370 00:31:47,474 --> 00:31:50,102 Midge made a little something for you. 371 00:31:56,316 --> 00:31:59,980 Boy, I guess I better not go swimming for an hour, huh? 372 00:32:03,490 --> 00:32:05,515 That's Daisy. 373 00:32:18,538 --> 00:32:20,768 These are the Piccolapupula Brothers. 374 00:32:21,174 --> 00:32:23,666 The greatest acrobats in the world. 375 00:32:23,877 --> 00:32:25,777 Hey, over here! 376 00:32:32,152 --> 00:32:33,916 You're a natural, Pee-wee. 377 00:32:34,121 --> 00:32:36,419 Thanks, Mace. 378 00:32:44,064 --> 00:32:45,657 Excuse me. 379 00:32:45,866 --> 00:32:48,665 Come on, Pee-wee. I want you to meet Gina. 380 00:32:48,869 --> 00:32:51,133 Our star attraction. 381 00:32:51,705 --> 00:32:53,833 Gina. 382 00:33:13,427 --> 00:33:17,261 Hey, Gina. Come on down here. I want you to meet somebody. 383 00:33:29,476 --> 00:33:32,673 Hey. Are you OK? 384 00:33:37,784 --> 00:33:39,081 Are you all right? 385 00:33:42,789 --> 00:33:44,052 You OK? 386 00:33:44,257 --> 00:33:45,554 We meet again, no? 387 00:33:45,759 --> 00:33:48,592 No. I mean, yes. I, I, I... 388 00:33:48,795 --> 00:33:51,321 - Well, hello. - Hello. 389 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:56,859 Gina, Pee-wee. Pee-wee, Gina. 390 00:33:57,671 --> 00:33:59,503 Nice to meet you. 391 00:34:02,309 --> 00:34:05,301 I like it very much around here. It's very beautiful. 392 00:34:05,512 --> 00:34:06,775 So are you. 393 00:34:06,980 --> 00:34:08,744 Thank you. You are so sweet. 394 00:34:08,949 --> 00:34:11,111 I know you are, but what am I? 395 00:34:11,318 --> 00:34:12,877 Pee-wee. 396 00:34:13,086 --> 00:34:15,180 Say it, don't spray it! 397 00:34:15,388 --> 00:34:16,617 Stop it. 398 00:34:17,023 --> 00:34:18,684 Make me. 399 00:34:20,327 --> 00:34:21,920 Stop it. 400 00:34:22,129 --> 00:34:25,155 - My face hurts. - It's killing me. 401 00:34:25,365 --> 00:34:26,594 Pee-wee. 402 00:34:27,367 --> 00:34:30,530 That's my name, Mace. Don't wear it out. 403 00:34:31,037 --> 00:34:32,766 Come on, Pee-wee. 404 00:34:32,973 --> 00:34:34,737 Ciao, bella. 405 00:34:34,941 --> 00:34:36,568 Oh, thank you. 406 00:34:43,316 --> 00:34:45,216 Pee-wee. 407 00:34:45,452 --> 00:34:48,319 Mamma mia. 408 00:34:49,055 --> 00:34:53,458 Hey, looks like Zsa Zsa took a shine to your pig, Pee-wee. 409 00:34:53,660 --> 00:34:56,527 Help! Help! 410 00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:02,466 Hey, Mace. 411 00:35:02,669 --> 00:35:04,137 Watch your back. 412 00:35:08,175 --> 00:35:10,166 Bombs away, Andy. 413 00:35:20,821 --> 00:35:22,687 That looks like a fun job. 414 00:35:22,889 --> 00:35:27,087 Being a human cannonball is more than a job, Pee-wee. It's a career. 415 00:35:27,294 --> 00:35:29,285 I'm on my way to a career in agriculture. 416 00:35:29,496 --> 00:35:31,794 I hope to be the next George Washington Carver. 417 00:35:31,998 --> 00:35:34,228 Do you know who George Washington Carver was? 418 00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:37,836 Yes, I do. The first president of the United States. 419 00:35:38,038 --> 00:35:40,029 No. He was a scientist. 420 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:43,904 His research as an agricultural chemist revolutionized farming. 421 00:35:44,110 --> 00:35:48,445 He was the father of the peanut. He discovered over 300 uses for it. 422 00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:52,915 Instant coffee, soap and ink, to name just a few. 423 00:35:53,119 --> 00:35:56,145 And don't forget he chopped down that cherry tree. 424 00:36:00,827 --> 00:36:04,195 Come on in, Mace. I want to show you something. 425 00:36:08,301 --> 00:36:09,860 Planty, huh, Mace? 426 00:36:10,070 --> 00:36:11,731 What is all this? 427 00:36:12,439 --> 00:36:14,339 The future. 428 00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:17,909 The experiments I'm doing here today will hopefully make 429 00:36:18,111 --> 00:36:20,603 the world of tomorrow a better place to live. 430 00:36:20,814 --> 00:36:23,442 A world where no one will go hungry. 431 00:36:23,650 --> 00:36:26,711 And people will live together in peace. 432 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,252 A world full of giant cantaloupes, huh? 433 00:36:31,024 --> 00:36:32,423 Amazing. 434 00:36:32,626 --> 00:36:36,790 I'd like to show you something else, Mace, but it's top-secret. 435 00:36:42,836 --> 00:36:46,170 You have to give me your word that this is just between you and me. 436 00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:47,602 All right. 437 00:36:47,807 --> 00:36:50,139 Then repeat after me. 438 00:36:50,343 --> 00:36:52,175 I, Mace Montana, 439 00:36:54,314 --> 00:36:56,043 I, Mace Montana, 440 00:36:56,249 --> 00:36:58,013 do solemnly swear 441 00:36:58,551 --> 00:36:59,950 do solemnly swear 442 00:37:00,153 --> 00:37:02,281 that I will never tell anyone 443 00:37:02,656 --> 00:37:04,454 that I'll never tell anyone 444 00:37:04,791 --> 00:37:06,953 what I'm about to see. 445 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:10,855 - What I'm about to see. - What I am about to see. 446 00:37:12,265 --> 00:37:14,529 What I'm about to see. 447 00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:22,602 I call this the hot-dog tree. 448 00:37:22,809 --> 00:37:26,302 Because, well, it's a hot-dog tree. 449 00:37:26,513 --> 00:37:28,607 See that space right there, Mace? 450 00:37:28,815 --> 00:37:31,307 That's where my Nobel Prize is gonna go. 451 00:37:32,786 --> 00:37:35,653 I've never seen anything like it. 452 00:37:38,158 --> 00:37:42,618 You've got ideas in here that nobody's ever had before, Pee-wee. 453 00:37:43,096 --> 00:37:45,531 Really big ideas. 454 00:37:45,732 --> 00:37:48,633 - I need one of those. - Help yourself, Mace. 455 00:37:48,835 --> 00:37:53,295 Not a hot dog. I need an idea. Something brand-new. 456 00:37:54,708 --> 00:37:57,905 An idea so big and so new... 457 00:37:58,611 --> 00:38:00,773 ...it'll knock people right off their feet. 458 00:38:00,981 --> 00:38:04,417 And bring a spark back to the Cabrini Circus. 459 00:38:05,819 --> 00:38:08,015 I've got some thinking to do. 460 00:38:09,222 --> 00:38:11,281 Thanks, Pee-wee. 461 00:38:23,036 --> 00:38:25,061 Lunch with Winnie. 462 00:38:32,946 --> 00:38:34,209 Gina! 463 00:38:46,026 --> 00:38:47,460 Hi. 464 00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:49,219 Thank you. 465 00:38:49,429 --> 00:38:51,193 Thank you. No. 466 00:38:51,464 --> 00:38:53,626 - Do you want to walk with us? - May I? 467 00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:56,564 Yes. Come on, Flora. 468 00:39:05,612 --> 00:39:07,376 Steady, Flora. 469 00:39:08,214 --> 00:39:10,012 Look, Pee-wee. 470 00:39:57,397 --> 00:39:59,957 Miss! Miss! 471 00:40:00,166 --> 00:40:03,158 - Miss! - What will it be? The usual? 472 00:40:03,369 --> 00:40:06,395 Miss, please, we're starving over here. 473 00:40:07,774 --> 00:40:10,744 Excuse me. We were here before them. 474 00:40:10,944 --> 00:40:13,242 What do we have to do to get served over here? 475 00:40:13,446 --> 00:40:17,246 I'm gonna take a bite out of her bazoo if she doesn't get over here now. 476 00:40:17,450 --> 00:40:20,215 Down, Duke. Don't work yourself into a lather. 477 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,218 Back still bothering you, Herman? 478 00:40:22,422 --> 00:40:24,652 Well, long as I can still get around. 479 00:40:24,858 --> 00:40:28,055 - Hey! - He will not go to the doctor. 480 00:40:28,261 --> 00:40:31,253 Come on, everyone, let's get out of here. 481 00:40:40,874 --> 00:40:43,138 Hey, stop that. 482 00:40:44,444 --> 00:40:46,572 Well, pick them up, pick them up. 483 00:40:47,013 --> 00:40:50,347 - We need some supplies. - Oh, you do, do you? 484 00:40:52,585 --> 00:40:54,349 Twenty-five pounds of oatmeal. 485 00:40:54,888 --> 00:40:56,652 We don't have any oatmeal. 486 00:40:58,858 --> 00:41:02,089 - Forty yards of twine. - We're all out of twine. 487 00:41:02,295 --> 00:41:03,820 Thirty cans of tomato soup. 488 00:41:04,030 --> 00:41:05,498 We don't carry soup. 489 00:41:05,698 --> 00:41:06,995 What's all that? 490 00:41:08,568 --> 00:41:10,502 - Sorry, we're closed. - Closed? 491 00:41:10,703 --> 00:41:13,536 Come on. Get. Get. Don't you people speak English? 492 00:41:14,107 --> 00:41:16,474 Easy, Antonio. Come on. 493 00:41:17,810 --> 00:41:19,039 Come on, let's go. 494 00:41:21,214 --> 00:41:22,841 Well, how'd you make out? 495 00:41:23,049 --> 00:41:24,380 What's the matter with you? 496 00:41:24,651 --> 00:41:27,586 - Where's the stuff? What happened? - What? 497 00:41:27,787 --> 00:41:31,348 Looks like you boys got the Welcome Wagon treatment too. 498 00:41:33,726 --> 00:41:35,592 I don't believe this. 499 00:41:35,795 --> 00:41:37,320 Che bella. 500 00:41:37,530 --> 00:41:40,124 Don't bother, lady. They are closed. 501 00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:42,028 Closed at 3:15? 502 00:41:42,468 --> 00:41:44,129 Closed to us anyway. 503 00:41:47,307 --> 00:41:49,002 Are you folks with the circus? 504 00:41:49,209 --> 00:41:50,870 Lucky guess, cutie. 505 00:41:52,445 --> 00:41:55,904 Looks like we got a regular Einstein on our hands. 506 00:41:57,183 --> 00:42:00,175 You shouldn't be so hard to the beautiful lady, Midge. 507 00:42:00,386 --> 00:42:03,583 - Oh, I'm sorry - Si. Che bella. 508 00:42:03,790 --> 00:42:06,122 I guess I shouldn't take it out on you, honey. 509 00:42:06,326 --> 00:42:07,851 Oh, that's OK. 510 00:42:08,795 --> 00:42:12,356 Why don't you give me your shopping list, and I'll go in for you. 511 00:42:12,565 --> 00:42:14,761 Gee, that'd be swell. 512 00:42:15,435 --> 00:42:18,063 - Come on, let's get out of sight. - OK. All right. 513 00:42:18,271 --> 00:42:20,638 Let's go wait in the alley so they don't see us. 514 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,569 I'm so hungry. 515 00:42:26,012 --> 00:42:30,745 Well, that ought to do it for today. Thank you, Mr. Ryan. 516 00:42:32,819 --> 00:42:35,447 My, what an appetite on that girl. 517 00:42:35,655 --> 00:42:38,181 And such a bitsy figure. 518 00:42:42,328 --> 00:42:45,764 It's like they all got up on the wrong side of the bed. 519 00:42:45,965 --> 00:42:47,831 Here she comes. 520 00:42:48,034 --> 00:42:50,025 Oh, gee, thanks a million, honey. 521 00:42:53,573 --> 00:42:55,632 Say, what's your name anyway, cookie? 522 00:42:55,842 --> 00:42:57,469 Oh, Winnie. Winnie Johnson. 523 00:42:57,677 --> 00:43:01,136 Well, it's nice to meet you, Winnie. I'm Midge Montana. 524 00:43:01,347 --> 00:43:03,406 - And that's Zelda, - Hello. 525 00:43:03,616 --> 00:43:04,845 - Eddie, - Hi. 526 00:43:05,051 --> 00:43:06,280 Andy, 527 00:43:06,486 --> 00:43:11,253 - Snowball, Clownie, Duke - How do you do? 528 00:43:11,457 --> 00:43:13,152 And the Piccolapupula Brothers. 529 00:43:13,359 --> 00:43:16,192 - I'm Paolo. - I'm Giancarlo. 530 00:43:16,396 --> 00:43:19,388 - I'm Dino. - I'm Antonio. 531 00:43:19,599 --> 00:43:23,263 Well, it's very nice to meet all of you, I'm sure. 532 00:43:23,469 --> 00:43:25,335 Perhaps our paths will cross again. 533 00:43:25,538 --> 00:43:27,666 We are staying at Pee-wee Herman's farm. 534 00:43:27,874 --> 00:43:30,900 You are? Well, what a coincidence. 535 00:43:31,110 --> 00:43:33,169 I was just on my way over to Pee-wee's. 536 00:43:33,379 --> 00:43:34,608 He missed lunch today, 537 00:43:34,814 --> 00:43:37,408 and I wanted to bring him his egg-salad sandwich. 538 00:43:38,084 --> 00:43:39,745 Our favorite. 539 00:43:41,154 --> 00:43:46,024 Say, why don't you hop on board and hitch a ride with us, girly-girl. 540 00:43:46,225 --> 00:43:48,592 Oh, well, thank you very much. 541 00:43:48,795 --> 00:43:50,354 Si. 542 00:43:51,064 --> 00:43:52,293 Oh, my. 543 00:43:53,433 --> 00:43:54,923 Ally-up! 544 00:43:58,404 --> 00:44:01,772 - Ah, si. Good. - Goodness, there's so many of you. 545 00:44:01,974 --> 00:44:05,842 There's still one more Piccolapupula to meet. Our sister, Gina. 546 00:44:34,941 --> 00:44:36,602 Flora. 547 00:45:04,404 --> 00:45:06,202 Pee-wee, look at those clouds. 548 00:45:08,708 --> 00:45:12,941 Look. That one looks like a camel lounging under a palm tree. 549 00:45:13,146 --> 00:45:14,614 Can you see it? 550 00:45:14,814 --> 00:45:18,114 Yeah. Yeah! 551 00:45:18,584 --> 00:45:20,746 Let's see... 552 00:45:21,454 --> 00:45:22,888 That one looks like 553 00:45:23,423 --> 00:45:25,653 an automobile. Yeah? 554 00:45:25,858 --> 00:45:29,021 Yeah, look, it's pulling right into a gas station. 555 00:45:29,228 --> 00:45:30,787 Yes. 556 00:45:36,636 --> 00:45:38,900 What about that one? 557 00:45:39,839 --> 00:45:42,570 What does it look like to you? 558 00:45:44,043 --> 00:45:47,069 It looks like a man and a woman. 559 00:45:47,980 --> 00:45:49,539 Kissing. 560 00:47:39,559 --> 00:47:41,527 Pee-wee! 561 00:47:49,635 --> 00:47:52,332 Winnie! Wait! 562 00:47:52,538 --> 00:47:54,097 Who was that? 563 00:47:54,307 --> 00:47:56,674 Who? Her? Oh. 564 00:47:56,876 --> 00:47:58,503 She's my fiancée. 565 00:48:23,402 --> 00:48:25,734 That was good. 566 00:48:51,530 --> 00:48:52,929 Mind if I sit here? 567 00:48:53,232 --> 00:48:54,461 No, not at all. 568 00:49:02,475 --> 00:49:04,239 Gina, I have something to say. 569 00:49:04,844 --> 00:49:06,312 Oh, really? 570 00:49:06,812 --> 00:49:09,406 Hey, everybody. Listen. 571 00:49:09,615 --> 00:49:12,141 Pee-wee has something he'd like to say. 572 00:49:12,351 --> 00:49:13,580 Please. 573 00:49:17,923 --> 00:49:20,324 I'll tell everybody later. 574 00:49:30,336 --> 00:49:34,739 Oh, this must be the Piccolapupula table. 575 00:49:35,508 --> 00:49:37,306 My mistake. 576 00:49:41,981 --> 00:49:45,383 Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them. 577 00:49:45,851 --> 00:49:47,512 Tell me about it. 578 00:49:51,724 --> 00:49:53,351 All right, everybody, listen up. 579 00:49:53,559 --> 00:49:56,221 - I've got an announcement to make. - What's up, Mace? 580 00:49:56,429 --> 00:49:58,591 - Are we moving out? - Are we packing it in? 581 00:49:58,798 --> 00:50:01,062 You're not cutting the season short, are you? 582 00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:03,826 Quiet down, everybody. Let him talk. 583 00:50:05,738 --> 00:50:07,331 Go ahead, honeybunch. 584 00:50:08,774 --> 00:50:11,835 We've been putting this show on for a long time now. 585 00:50:12,211 --> 00:50:14,043 Well, that's all over. 586 00:50:15,881 --> 00:50:18,043 We're putting on a brand-new show! 587 00:50:20,186 --> 00:50:22,917 - What kind of show? - I'll tell you what kind of snow, 588 00:50:23,122 --> 00:50:25,090 Showball. Snowball. 589 00:50:25,291 --> 00:50:28,352 A show that'll stand the world on its ear. 590 00:50:28,561 --> 00:50:31,030 A show that'll make them all stand up and cheer. 591 00:50:31,230 --> 00:50:33,722 A show that will knock them all down on their rear! 592 00:50:33,933 --> 00:50:35,867 Quiet down, Snowball. Mace is sincere. 593 00:50:36,068 --> 00:50:38,594 That's right. What I've got is a brand-new idea. 594 00:50:38,804 --> 00:50:41,034 It came to me today like a bolt of lightning. 595 00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:44,437 We got Pee-wee Herman to thank for the whole thing. 596 00:50:47,279 --> 00:50:50,271 You're welcome, everybody. What's the idea, Mace? 597 00:50:50,483 --> 00:50:52,884 To put together a show with a theme. 598 00:50:54,086 --> 00:50:56,350 There it was, right under my nose. 599 00:50:56,555 --> 00:50:59,456 First thing tomorrow, we start working on it. 600 00:50:59,658 --> 00:51:02,787 The Cabrini Circus presents... 601 00:51:04,697 --> 00:51:07,257 ..."The American Farm"! 602 00:51:20,212 --> 00:51:21,680 What do you think, boss? 603 00:51:21,881 --> 00:51:25,317 Great, Nikko. Looking good, Birdie. 604 00:51:26,552 --> 00:51:28,020 Could I try that, Mace? 605 00:51:28,220 --> 00:51:31,246 It's not as easy as it looks, Pee-wee. Let me think about it. 606 00:51:31,457 --> 00:51:35,394 Hey, Mace, what do you think? It's a little bit circus and a little bit farm. 607 00:51:35,594 --> 00:51:38,188 Great, Ruby. Don't be afraid to use gingham. 608 00:51:38,397 --> 00:51:39,626 Leave it to me, Mace. 609 00:51:39,832 --> 00:51:44,793 Mace! Mace, I'd look great in a costume like this. Can you picture it? 610 00:51:46,372 --> 00:51:48,136 No. 611 00:51:48,774 --> 00:51:50,264 Hey, Mace. 612 00:51:50,476 --> 00:51:52,911 I'm teaching them how to square-dance. 613 00:51:54,313 --> 00:51:56,111 That's the idea, Oscar. 614 00:51:56,315 --> 00:51:57,646 Watch this, Mace. 615 00:51:57,850 --> 00:52:01,343 Dosey-do and around and around Dosey-do and around and around 616 00:52:01,554 --> 00:52:04,751 - That's great, Pee-wee. - Dosey-do and around and... 617 00:52:06,559 --> 00:52:07,993 Mace. 618 00:52:08,194 --> 00:52:09,423 Morning, Gina. 619 00:52:09,628 --> 00:52:12,359 I had the most wonderful idea about the new farm theme. 620 00:52:12,565 --> 00:52:13,794 Hi, Gina. 621 00:52:13,999 --> 00:52:17,867 But suddenly, I feel so sick to my stomach that I can't even talk. 622 00:52:21,473 --> 00:52:23,771 Can I talk to you for a minute, Mace? 623 00:52:23,976 --> 00:52:25,876 Sure thing, kid. 624 00:52:28,347 --> 00:52:30,281 I... 625 00:52:30,482 --> 00:52:32,450 ...have this friend... 626 00:52:32,651 --> 00:52:35,677 ...who has a bit of a problem. 627 00:52:36,121 --> 00:52:38,522 It wouldn't be a romantic problem, would it? 628 00:52:38,724 --> 00:52:40,715 As a matter of fact, Mace, it would. 629 00:52:41,393 --> 00:52:46,354 You see, my friend was engaged to this girl he thought he was in love with. 630 00:52:46,565 --> 00:52:50,661 But then he met this other girl who, it turned out, he really was in love with. 631 00:52:51,270 --> 00:52:54,638 Look, Pee-wee, love's a crazy thing. 632 00:52:56,041 --> 00:52:57,975 But when it hits you, you know it. 633 00:52:58,777 --> 00:53:03,180 When I met Midge, I knew she was the girl I wanted right away. 634 00:53:03,382 --> 00:53:05,942 But everybody said it wouldn't work. 635 00:53:06,518 --> 00:53:08,452 We knew it would 636 00:53:08,654 --> 00:53:11,715 because we were following our hearts. 637 00:53:12,358 --> 00:53:15,851 I guess I'd tell this friend of yours to do the same thing. 638 00:53:16,328 --> 00:53:17,989 Follow his heart. 639 00:53:20,099 --> 00:53:23,160 - Ain't that right, baby? - You said it, honey pie. 640 00:53:42,821 --> 00:53:44,846 Hello, Winnie. 641 00:53:46,458 --> 00:53:48,586 I wasn't expecting you for lunch today. 642 00:53:48,794 --> 00:53:50,421 Yeah, I know, 643 00:53:50,629 --> 00:53:52,996 but I wanted to talk to you about yesterday. 644 00:53:53,198 --> 00:53:55,132 I'm really sorry, Winnie. 645 00:53:57,102 --> 00:54:01,300 Well, I must admit, I was a little stunned. 646 00:54:02,374 --> 00:54:04,274 But it had to happen sooner or later. 647 00:54:04,476 --> 00:54:06,444 You're a man. 648 00:54:06,845 --> 00:54:08,279 She's Italian. 649 00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:12,041 You're taking this great. I thought you'd never speak to me again. 650 00:54:12,251 --> 00:54:15,221 Of course I'll speak to you, but our engagement is off. 651 00:54:15,788 --> 00:54:18,951 - Gee, Winnie. - Of course, you're free to see 652 00:54:19,158 --> 00:54:20,751 whoever you want. 653 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,260 Really? Well, if you think that's best. 654 00:54:24,463 --> 00:54:25,760 I do, Pee-wee. 655 00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,506 - Buongiorno, Winnie. - Ciao. 656 00:54:37,343 --> 00:54:39,038 Well, hello there, boys! 657 00:54:40,346 --> 00:54:42,474 Oh, you'll have to excuse me. 658 00:54:42,681 --> 00:54:44,775 My lunch dates have arrived. 659 00:55:04,803 --> 00:55:06,965 Five egg-salad sandwiches, please. 660 00:55:10,042 --> 00:55:12,670 How stupid can one person be? 661 00:55:19,651 --> 00:55:22,552 Winnie certainly seemed broken up about the whole thing. 662 00:55:22,755 --> 00:55:27,056 "Excuse me, Pee-wee. My lunch dates have arrived." 663 00:55:28,093 --> 00:55:30,187 Well, it took four guys to replace you. 664 00:55:32,464 --> 00:55:36,401 And what am I supposed to do about Gina? She won't even talk to me. 665 00:55:37,002 --> 00:55:40,028 You're lucky. Zsa Zsa won't leave me alone. 666 00:55:40,973 --> 00:55:44,238 You know, it's kind of ironic, Pee-wee. 667 00:55:44,443 --> 00:55:46,912 A couple of good-looking bachelors like you and me 668 00:55:47,112 --> 00:55:48,739 having so much girl trouble. 669 00:55:52,418 --> 00:55:55,683 Gotta be some way I can tell Gina how I feel. 670 00:55:55,888 --> 00:55:58,380 You know what babes can't resist? 671 00:55:59,758 --> 00:56:02,659 The romantic approach. 672 00:56:04,129 --> 00:56:07,155 Here we go again. 673 00:56:08,067 --> 00:56:10,126 Later, Pee-wee! 674 00:56:14,406 --> 00:56:16,374 The romantic approach. 675 00:56:40,232 --> 00:56:42,132 I can't believe this! 676 00:56:44,503 --> 00:56:47,666 You have to go! Shut up! Shut up! 677 00:56:54,279 --> 00:56:56,509 You have to shut up. You understand English? 678 00:56:56,715 --> 00:56:59,377 Shut up! Shut up! 679 00:56:59,585 --> 00:57:02,213 Just shut up and get out of here! 680 00:57:08,727 --> 00:57:11,059 Stupid song. 681 00:57:23,942 --> 00:57:26,536 Please, Gina, I'm too young to die. 682 00:57:26,745 --> 00:57:29,077 - You know what you are? - I know how you feel. 683 00:57:29,281 --> 00:57:32,717 I'll tell you what you are. You're the lowest of the low. Even lower. 684 00:57:32,918 --> 00:57:34,386 I know I deserve this, OK? 685 00:57:34,586 --> 00:57:36,850 I'll tell you what you deserve, Mr. Lover-Boy. 686 00:57:37,055 --> 00:57:41,356 OK, look, Gina. I can't blame you if you never speak to me again, OK? 687 00:57:45,464 --> 00:57:47,558 You? Blame me? 688 00:57:51,870 --> 00:57:54,305 It's so funny I forgot to laugh. 689 00:57:54,506 --> 00:57:56,031 I should've told you about her, 690 00:57:56,241 --> 00:57:59,370 but when I was with you, I never even thought about her. 691 00:57:59,645 --> 00:58:02,080 Oh, yeah? And what about today? 692 00:58:02,281 --> 00:58:05,012 When you were with her, you were thinking of me? 693 00:58:06,084 --> 00:58:10,453 Yes, I was, Gina. I went to see Winnie to break off our engagement. I... 694 00:58:11,990 --> 00:58:13,321 What? 695 00:58:16,662 --> 00:58:18,096 I lo... 696 00:58:19,364 --> 00:58:20,889 What? 697 00:58:25,537 --> 00:58:26,800 What are you saying? 698 00:58:28,473 --> 00:58:30,271 I love you. 699 00:59:03,175 --> 00:59:05,200 What's going on, Gina? 700 00:59:05,410 --> 00:59:07,742 I promised Pee-wee I'd help him find an act. 701 00:59:08,013 --> 00:59:11,313 He wants to be in the circus so badly, Mace. 702 00:59:13,385 --> 00:59:15,513 Doesn't look like he's found his niche yet. 703 00:59:15,721 --> 00:59:17,052 No. 704 00:59:26,965 --> 00:59:30,833 - Hey, you're falling for this kid. - He makes me laugh. 705 00:59:31,036 --> 00:59:34,097 If laughs were all you wanted, you'd have fallen for Snowball. 706 00:59:34,306 --> 00:59:37,970 Snowball is a clown, Mace. Clowns aren't funny. 707 00:59:38,343 --> 00:59:40,311 Pee-wee's not like anyone I ever met. 708 01:00:07,205 --> 01:00:10,505 Oh, my good Lord. Look, Nadine. 709 01:00:13,178 --> 01:00:17,775 It's Pee-wee Herman, and he's covered with monkeys. 710 01:00:19,351 --> 01:00:22,946 - Oh, Mr. Ryan! You naughty boy. - What? 711 01:00:23,288 --> 01:00:25,552 Oh, my gosh. Don't look now, Mae, 712 01:00:25,757 --> 01:00:30,092 but the biggest pig I've ever seen is making friends with your bloomers. 713 01:00:37,269 --> 01:00:38,964 Pee-wee? 714 01:00:39,705 --> 01:00:41,400 Pee-wee? 715 01:00:43,241 --> 01:00:45,539 Pee-wee, where are you? 716 01:00:46,578 --> 01:00:48,637 Hootla, Daisy, hootla! 717 01:00:50,415 --> 01:00:51,905 Hootla. 718 01:00:52,718 --> 01:00:54,345 Good girl. 719 01:00:55,754 --> 01:00:59,156 Pee-wee, I leave you alone for a second, and look at you. 720 01:00:59,891 --> 01:01:03,452 Pretty good, though, huh, Gina? I taught Daisy how to sit. 721 01:01:04,763 --> 01:01:06,492 OK, Pee-wee, do what I do. 722 01:01:06,698 --> 01:01:09,929 I think I can manage just spinning a rope. 723 01:01:12,971 --> 01:01:15,770 It's all in the hips, Pee-wee. It's all in the hips. 724 01:01:15,974 --> 01:01:18,841 - Whoa, Pee-wee. Stay in one place. - Che fai? 725 01:01:19,044 --> 01:01:20,443 OK. 726 01:01:25,650 --> 01:01:28,085 Stop it, Pee-wee. Stop that. 727 01:01:32,657 --> 01:01:36,525 One, two, three. Go, Pee-wee. 728 01:01:39,531 --> 01:01:42,967 - Now what? - Pee-wee, you're supposed to let go. 729 01:02:03,054 --> 01:02:04,522 Sorry, Gina. 730 01:02:04,723 --> 01:02:07,488 That's OK, Pee-wee. We'll try something else. OK? 731 01:02:07,692 --> 01:02:09,160 Yeah. 732 01:02:10,962 --> 01:02:13,192 Ready when you are, Pee-wee. 733 01:02:14,599 --> 01:02:17,762 - Wish me luck. - Good luck. 734 01:02:22,841 --> 01:02:24,707 Be careful. 735 01:02:25,544 --> 01:02:28,639 - Go get them, champ. - Ready! 736 01:02:48,033 --> 01:02:51,196 - What's this all about, Andy? - Watch. 737 01:02:51,403 --> 01:02:54,600 Human oddities from around the world. 738 01:02:54,806 --> 01:03:00,006 Zelda the Bearded Lady, a tragic victim of her own "hairmones". 739 01:03:00,212 --> 01:03:02,874 Feast your eyes on the magnificent Eddie. 740 01:03:03,081 --> 01:03:05,209 She's big. She's beautiful. 741 01:03:05,417 --> 01:03:09,354 But don't get too close, she's hungry. 742 01:03:09,554 --> 01:03:12,455 Ruth and Dot, the Siamese twins. 743 01:03:12,657 --> 01:03:16,457 Never alone, chained for life, they share everything. 744 01:03:16,661 --> 01:03:21,155 Their pain, their pleasure, their pelvis. 745 01:03:21,366 --> 01:03:24,358 What you see before you now is a hermaphrodite. 746 01:03:24,569 --> 01:03:28,528 Half man, half woman. Say hello to Shim. 747 01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:33,541 The only creature on earth who can legally marry "shimself". 748 01:03:33,745 --> 01:03:36,442 Get out your magnifying glasses to view Midge, 749 01:03:36,648 --> 01:03:38,412 the tiniest woman in the world. 750 01:03:38,617 --> 01:03:41,518 But please don't touch the "midgendise". 751 01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:44,451 That don't go for you, doll. 752 01:03:44,656 --> 01:03:46,681 Don't I know that, baby. 753 01:03:46,892 --> 01:03:48,621 Duke the Dog-Faced Boy. 754 01:03:48,827 --> 01:03:51,489 Will he put his slippers on or chew them up? 755 01:03:51,696 --> 01:03:56,998 Trisha the Human Pretzel, so fine, so flexible. 756 01:03:57,202 --> 01:03:58,533 Thanks, Trish. 757 01:03:58,737 --> 01:04:03,004 Judy the Mermaid. Half beautiful woman, half flounder. 758 01:04:03,208 --> 01:04:07,441 And finally, a being which defies description. 759 01:04:24,062 --> 01:04:25,996 That's really it, Gina. 760 01:04:26,197 --> 01:04:28,461 I give up trying to be in the circus. 761 01:04:28,667 --> 01:04:31,102 Don't try to talk me out of it. 762 01:04:40,078 --> 01:04:41,739 Come in. 763 01:04:51,022 --> 01:04:52,888 Sit down. 764 01:04:58,163 --> 01:05:00,154 - What's this? - Open it. 765 01:05:10,308 --> 01:05:12,936 It belonged to a great man, Pee-wee. 766 01:05:13,178 --> 01:05:14,737 Papa Piccolapupula. 767 01:05:21,219 --> 01:05:24,917 He was the greatest aerialist that ever lived. 768 01:05:25,190 --> 01:05:28,558 Until one day he performed the spiral of death. 769 01:05:29,861 --> 01:05:31,522 And... 770 01:05:32,130 --> 01:05:35,828 Well, now he's the greatest aerialist that ever died. 771 01:05:36,101 --> 01:05:38,195 I'm sorry, Gina. 772 01:05:38,837 --> 01:05:42,000 Buy why give this costume to me? I don't deserve it. 773 01:05:42,207 --> 01:05:45,006 No, when he gave me this, 774 01:05:45,210 --> 01:05:49,147 he whispered in my ear, and he said, 775 01:05:49,347 --> 01:05:53,215 "One day, my pretty little Piccolapupula, 776 01:05:54,252 --> 01:05:59,088 "you're gonna give this to the man that you love." 777 01:06:10,368 --> 01:06:12,928 What's gonna happen to us, Pee-wee? 778 01:06:14,105 --> 01:06:16,767 Nothing's going to happen to us. What do you mean? 779 01:06:16,975 --> 01:06:21,105 I mean, I will be moving on. That's what circuses do. 780 01:06:21,312 --> 01:06:24,805 And when the circus will go, I'll go with it. 781 01:06:25,583 --> 01:06:27,381 I thought I'd be going with you. 782 01:06:27,585 --> 01:06:29,553 Pee-wee, I couldn't let you do that. 783 01:06:29,754 --> 01:06:32,985 You have a wonderful life here. You have your work. 784 01:06:33,224 --> 01:06:34,885 What could you have in the circus? 785 01:06:35,093 --> 01:06:36,959 You. 786 01:06:39,130 --> 01:06:41,861 You're all I care about, Gina. 787 01:06:43,101 --> 01:06:46,594 No, it wouldn't work. I know. 788 01:06:47,038 --> 01:06:50,975 You'd come to resent me for taking you away from all this. 789 01:06:51,176 --> 01:06:53,201 No, I wouldn't. 790 01:07:00,051 --> 01:07:01,382 Hold me. 791 01:07:38,857 --> 01:07:41,121 Good morning, Vance. 792 01:07:41,326 --> 01:07:42,953 Morning, Pee-wee. 793 01:07:44,529 --> 01:07:46,088 Beautiful day, huh? 794 01:07:47,565 --> 01:07:49,090 It's okay. 795 01:08:06,417 --> 01:08:09,079 My, we are certainly in a good mood this morning. 796 01:08:09,287 --> 01:08:13,554 That, my dear Vance, is the understatement of the year. 797 01:08:13,858 --> 01:08:16,953 Everything seems completely different to me today. 798 01:08:17,162 --> 01:08:19,062 The air smells so fresh. 799 01:08:19,264 --> 01:08:22,063 The sky seems a brand-new shade of blue. 800 01:08:22,267 --> 01:08:25,567 I don't think I've ever noticed the beauty of this leaf. 801 01:08:25,770 --> 01:08:29,104 And, Vance, have you always been so handsome? 802 01:08:29,307 --> 01:08:31,173 What the...? 803 01:08:31,376 --> 01:08:35,609 Who's my handsome little baby? 804 01:08:35,814 --> 01:08:39,114 Who's my handsome little baby? 805 01:08:41,486 --> 01:08:43,614 How are you today? 806 01:08:45,089 --> 01:08:47,057 Hungry, eh? 807 01:08:58,369 --> 01:09:00,133 Vance, come here! 808 01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:04,275 - What happened? - I don't know. 809 01:09:04,475 --> 01:09:06,967 I must have made some slight miscalculation. 810 01:09:07,178 --> 01:09:09,044 Guess so. Interesting. 811 01:09:10,582 --> 01:09:14,246 Well, now we have cocktail wieners. 812 01:09:23,161 --> 01:09:25,653 Wow, what a great act! 813 01:09:33,037 --> 01:09:35,165 Aren't you going to congratulate Winnie? 814 01:09:35,373 --> 01:09:37,341 She probably wouldn't wanna talk to me. 815 01:09:38,977 --> 01:09:40,843 Congratulations. 816 01:09:45,817 --> 01:09:48,684 - Hi, Pee-wee. - Boy, that was really spectacular. 817 01:09:48,887 --> 01:09:51,879 Oh, thanks, Pee-wee. That means a lot to me. 818 01:09:52,090 --> 01:09:54,889 Really? I'm glad you feel that way. 819 01:09:55,093 --> 01:09:57,255 Well, I'm glad you feel that way. 820 01:09:58,329 --> 01:10:01,094 Guess we both still really like each other, huh? 821 01:10:01,299 --> 01:10:03,233 I still like you, Pee-wee. 822 01:10:03,601 --> 01:10:05,763 I still like you too. 823 01:10:06,804 --> 01:10:09,000 Boy, what a day, huh? 824 01:10:09,207 --> 01:10:11,835 Things sure worked out great for both of us, huh? 825 01:10:12,110 --> 01:10:16,172 Breaking up with you is the best thing that's ever happened to me. 826 01:10:16,381 --> 01:10:19,214 I never felt so alive since we broke up. 827 01:10:19,417 --> 01:10:23,513 I've never felt so free, so beautiful, so sure of myself. 828 01:10:23,988 --> 01:10:26,582 OK, Winnie, I get your point. 829 01:10:29,794 --> 01:10:31,455 Friends? 830 01:10:31,963 --> 01:10:33,192 Friends. 831 01:10:43,374 --> 01:10:46,776 All right, everybody. Listen up. 832 01:10:46,978 --> 01:10:50,676 The brand-new Cabrini Circus opens tonight. 833 01:11:21,579 --> 01:11:23,513 Sheriff? Sheriff. 834 01:11:32,824 --> 01:11:35,293 This is a great night for the Cabrini Circus. 835 01:11:35,493 --> 01:11:39,896 I want to thank every one of you for working so hard to make it happen. 836 01:11:48,773 --> 01:11:53,040 - Mace, Mace, Mace! - People coming, Mace. 837 01:11:56,214 --> 01:11:57,841 Looks like we got some customers. 838 01:11:59,450 --> 01:12:02,147 Pee-wee Herman, you're under arrest. 839 01:12:02,353 --> 01:12:03,718 What? 840 01:12:04,022 --> 01:12:05,854 I hope you can love a convict, Gina. 841 01:12:06,057 --> 01:12:09,186 Just a minute here. What are the charges, sheriff? 842 01:12:09,394 --> 01:12:10,691 Defacing public property. 843 01:12:12,063 --> 01:12:16,398 Permitting and/or propagating mingling of wild and domesticated animals. 844 01:12:16,601 --> 01:12:18,569 Getting groceries under false pretenses. 845 01:12:18,770 --> 01:12:21,296 - And attempted murder. - Murder? 846 01:12:21,506 --> 01:12:24,066 I know you sent that hippo out to kill me. 847 01:12:25,109 --> 01:12:27,134 Look, sheriff, Pee-wee's not to blame. 848 01:12:27,345 --> 01:12:30,872 Perhaps if we all just sit down and talk about it for a moment, 849 01:12:31,082 --> 01:12:34,052 - there's something we can do. - There is something. 850 01:12:34,252 --> 01:12:38,485 You can pack up this flea circus and get out of town. Right now. And then, 851 01:12:38,689 --> 01:12:41,920 well, maybe I can see my way clear to dropping the charges. 852 01:12:45,730 --> 01:12:48,256 - All right, we'll go. - No! 853 01:12:48,966 --> 01:12:51,367 - Good for you. - All right, you heard the man. 854 01:12:51,569 --> 01:12:53,298 Let's start packing. 855 01:12:53,504 --> 01:12:56,838 Mace, you can't leave. We didn't even get to put on the show. 856 01:12:57,041 --> 01:12:59,305 We'll do the show somewhere else, Pee-wee. 857 01:12:59,510 --> 01:13:02,070 We can't let you end up in jail. That's that. 858 01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:05,113 I'll get them to change their minds, Mace. 859 01:13:09,287 --> 01:13:11,221 Somehow. 860 01:13:14,459 --> 01:13:16,757 - Here's to Mr. Ryan and the sheriff. - Yes. 861 01:13:16,961 --> 01:13:19,430 For getting rid of those circus people. 862 01:13:19,897 --> 01:13:21,797 - Hip-hip-hooray! - Hip-hip-hooray! 863 01:13:21,999 --> 01:13:24,058 - Hip-hip-hooray! - Hip-hip-hooray! 864 01:13:24,469 --> 01:13:26,096 Wish me luck. 865 01:13:31,509 --> 01:13:34,274 - Hello, everyone. - What are you doing here? 866 01:13:34,545 --> 01:13:38,413 I just came to join the party. You were right all along. 867 01:13:38,616 --> 01:13:42,075 From now on, I'm going to be just like you. 868 01:13:49,393 --> 01:13:51,521 Swell party. 869 01:13:52,163 --> 01:13:55,224 Anyone care for some hors d'oeuvres? 870 01:13:55,433 --> 01:13:57,299 What you got there? 871 01:13:58,703 --> 01:14:00,797 Cocktail wieners. Don't mind if I do. 872 01:14:01,005 --> 01:14:02,905 I'll have one too. 873 01:14:07,645 --> 01:14:09,977 Help yourselves, everyone. 874 01:14:17,088 --> 01:14:20,490 Those are the best wieners I've ever tasted. 875 01:14:43,614 --> 01:14:45,605 - Congratulations, Pee-wee. - Thanks. 876 01:14:45,816 --> 01:14:49,844 Congratulations to you too. Come on, we better get out to the circus. 877 01:14:50,054 --> 01:14:52,648 Circus? Did you say circus? 878 01:14:52,857 --> 01:14:54,120 Why, yes, I did. 879 01:14:54,325 --> 01:14:57,056 I don't suppose any of you'd like to come, would you? 880 01:14:57,261 --> 01:15:00,322 - Me! - Come on! 881 01:15:07,071 --> 01:15:10,097 Join with us and march along 882 01:15:10,308 --> 01:15:13,573 Sing our Big Top Barnyard Song 883 01:15:13,844 --> 01:15:17,075 We're the Barnyard Circus And we're down on the farm 884 01:15:17,481 --> 01:15:20,849 We'll stay forever You don't have to twist our arm 885 01:15:21,052 --> 01:15:24,078 Join with us and march along 886 01:15:24,288 --> 01:15:27,314 Sing our Big Top Barnyard Song 887 01:15:27,525 --> 01:15:30,790 Everyone come on And you can each take a bow 888 01:15:30,995 --> 01:15:34,431 - And join the Barnyard Circus now - Hey! 889 01:15:34,632 --> 01:15:37,829 We all begin as kernels Dropped into fertile ground 890 01:15:38,035 --> 01:15:41,232 Add sun and rain, and we become The best taste treat around 891 01:15:41,439 --> 01:15:44,739 There's nothing like a circus For when you're feeling down 892 01:15:44,942 --> 01:15:48,572 Put on a wig, a funny nose And turn into a clown 893 01:15:49,113 --> 01:15:52,344 Peanuts! Popcorn! Hot dogs! 894 01:15:54,185 --> 01:15:57,382 Everybody's learning how 895 01:15:57,588 --> 01:16:01,047 From the zebra to the cow 896 01:16:01,259 --> 01:16:04,695 And now the elephant's Perfected a "moo" 897 01:16:04,895 --> 01:16:07,728 Each time the band strikes up "Cock-a-doodle-doo" 898 01:16:07,932 --> 01:16:11,027 Join with us and march along 899 01:16:11,235 --> 01:16:14,569 Sing our Big Top Barnyard Song 900 01:16:14,772 --> 01:16:17,764 Everyone come on And you can each take a bow 901 01:16:17,975 --> 01:16:21,741 - And join the Barnyard Circus now - Hey! 902 01:16:21,946 --> 01:16:25,075 Our lives are never boring We're each of us unique 903 01:16:25,283 --> 01:16:28,617 We're always meeting people Who consider us quite chic 904 01:16:28,819 --> 01:16:31,948 I sow the seeds and harvest And that's the farmer's life 905 01:16:32,156 --> 01:16:35,592 I cook and sew and clean and bake 'Cause I'm the farmer's wife 906 01:16:35,793 --> 01:16:38,956 Don't be afraid That you're too small 907 01:16:39,163 --> 01:16:42,292 Here's where everybody's Ten feet tall 908 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:45,936 Our strength is that We all have heart 909 01:16:46,137 --> 01:16:49,300 We're all so close We'll never be apart 910 01:16:51,842 --> 01:16:55,244 A needle in a haystack Is very hard to find 911 01:16:55,446 --> 01:16:58,438 And I'm so glad he took the time 'Cause he's so big and kind 912 01:16:58,649 --> 01:17:01,880 I met this little woman We had an awkward date 913 01:17:02,086 --> 01:17:05,181 But when he got to know me Well, he chose me for his mate 914 01:17:05,389 --> 01:17:08,484 In this place we're singing of 915 01:17:08,693 --> 01:17:12,254 Anyone can fall in love 916 01:17:12,463 --> 01:17:15,831 When I first met this hippo I was really quite rude 917 01:17:16,033 --> 01:17:18,900 Now that we're together I'm so glad I was pursued 918 01:17:19,103 --> 01:17:22,368 Join with us and march along 919 01:17:22,573 --> 01:17:26,009 Sing our Big Top Barnyard Song 920 01:17:26,210 --> 01:17:29,339 They're a crazy combination That we all know 921 01:17:29,547 --> 01:17:32,983 But we're a Barnyard Circus Show 922 01:17:33,184 --> 01:17:36,279 Each of us is lovestruck It's plain as it can be 923 01:17:36,487 --> 01:17:39,650 We all flipped over Winnie's Egg-salad recipe 924 01:17:39,857 --> 01:17:43,088 Each said he was the best one Such choices I abhor 925 01:17:43,294 --> 01:17:46,662 But when I made my mind up I decided on all four 926 01:17:50,801 --> 01:17:54,567 And if at times Love gets too hard 927 01:17:54,772 --> 01:17:58,834 Then start a circus In your own back yard 928 01:17:59,043 --> 01:18:02,638 With you, I want to harmonize 929 01:18:02,847 --> 01:18:07,284 I feel the same And now my big surprise 930 01:18:10,054 --> 01:18:15,117 Ladies and gentlemen, the Cabrini Circus proudly presents, 931 01:18:15,326 --> 01:18:17,988 for the first time anywhere, 932 01:18:18,195 --> 01:18:19,560 Pee-wee Herman! 933 01:25:19,850 --> 01:25:24,378 Here's the way we quench our thirst Quench our thirst, quench our thirst 934 01:25:24,655 --> 01:25:26,646 Here's the way we quench our thirst 935 01:25:27,958 --> 01:25:30,222 At the refreshment counter 936 01:25:30,494 --> 01:25:34,863 Now's the time to yum, yum, yum Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum 937 01:25:35,165 --> 01:25:37,259 Now's the time to yum, yum, yum 938 01:25:38,635 --> 01:25:40,660 At the refreshment counter 939 01:25:40,938 --> 01:25:45,432 Popcorn, drinks and candy too Candy too, candy too 940 01:25:45,709 --> 01:25:47,734 Popcorn, drinks and candy too 941 01:25:51,448 --> 01:25:53,644 At the refreshment counter 942 01:25:53,951 --> 01:25:56,045 At the refreshment counter 68813

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