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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,068 --> 00:00:30,618 Valerie? 2 00:00:30,651 --> 00:00:32,201 Yeah. 3 00:00:32,234 --> 00:00:33,441 Hi, it's me. 4 00:00:33,473 --> 00:00:35,735 l didn't mean to scare you. 5 00:00:35,773 --> 00:00:37,500 l didn't know you were out here. 6 00:00:37,541 --> 00:00:39,598 Well, Brandon said that Brenda's notes from the poetry class 7 00:00:39,641 --> 00:00:42,199 she took last year might be in one of these old boxes. 8 00:00:42,241 --> 00:00:44,935 Oh, okay, well, just turn the light out when you're done. 9 00:00:44,975 --> 00:00:46,964 Will do. 10 00:01:00,281 --> 00:01:02,611 Oh, you should've told me dinner was ready. 11 00:01:02,648 --> 00:01:04,307 l would've helped you set the table. 12 00:01:04,348 --> 00:01:05,609 Please. lt's take-out. 13 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:06,876 l hope you like Mexican. 14 00:01:06,916 --> 00:01:08,506 Ooh, love it. 15 00:01:08,550 --> 00:01:09,948 Just be careful of the salsa. 16 00:01:10,017 --> 00:01:11,778 lt's pretty spicy. 17 00:01:11,817 --> 00:01:13,646 One bite and you become a native Californian. 18 00:01:13,684 --> 00:01:14,775 Pass it this way, then. 19 00:01:14,818 --> 00:01:16,283 All right, where's Brandon? 20 00:01:16,318 --> 00:01:17,477 Oh, on the campaign trail. 21 00:01:17,518 --> 00:01:18,779 Ah, that's my boy. 22 00:01:18,820 --> 00:01:21,651 Have you guys, uh, ever heard of a Jack McKay? 23 00:01:21,687 --> 00:01:23,482 Why do you ask? 24 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,748 Well, no reason really. 25 00:01:25,788 --> 00:01:27,947 A professor mentioned his name in a class 26 00:01:28,055 --> 00:01:30,180 on business and ethics l might be auditing. 27 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:33,747 Well, he was a textbook case, all right. 28 00:01:33,790 --> 00:01:34,778 Jim. 29 00:01:34,824 --> 00:01:35,949 Well, what do you want me to say? 30 00:01:35,990 --> 00:01:37,546 He made a fortune. 31 00:01:37,591 --> 00:01:39,352 Lost a fortune. 32 00:01:39,392 --> 00:01:41,688 Lost his life when one of his ''partners'' 33 00:01:41,725 --> 00:01:43,350 planted a bomb under his car. 34 00:01:44,526 --> 00:01:46,287 ln short, he was a crook. 35 00:01:46,327 --> 00:01:48,225 That's terrible. 36 00:01:48,261 --> 00:01:49,420 Was terrible. 37 00:01:49,462 --> 00:01:50,927 We got to know Jack at the end 38 00:01:50,962 --> 00:01:52,689 because Brenda used to go out with his son. 39 00:01:52,729 --> 00:01:57,685 Wait, you mean Dylan McKay's related to Jack McKay? 40 00:01:57,730 --> 00:01:58,696 You've met Dylan? 41 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:00,889 No. Not really. 42 00:02:00,932 --> 00:02:02,898 Good. Keep it that way. 43 00:02:02,932 --> 00:02:04,363 Jim. 44 00:02:04,399 --> 00:02:05,695 Well, l'm sorry, but that kid has 45 00:02:05,732 --> 00:02:07,664 given our family enough grief for a lifetime. 46 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:10,064 Sorry l brought it up. 47 00:02:10,101 --> 00:02:11,067 That's okay. 48 00:02:11,102 --> 00:02:12,897 Just don't mention him again. 49 00:02:12,968 --> 00:02:15,332 l won't, promise. 50 00:03:45,029 --> 00:03:47,257 With the special student body elections 51 00:03:47,296 --> 00:03:49,854 for president and vice-president only two days away. 52 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,691 Whoa, wait, Walter, hold on, hold on. 53 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:53,492 l forgot to plug the mic in. 54 00:03:58,700 --> 00:04:00,290 Okay. 55 00:04:00,334 --> 00:04:01,595 Okay, let 'er rip. 56 00:04:01,634 --> 00:04:03,793 With the special student body elections 57 00:04:03,834 --> 00:04:05,697 for president and vice-president 58 00:04:05,735 --> 00:04:07,928 only two days away, 59 00:04:07,969 --> 00:04:11,800 campaigning on the C.U. campus has reached a fever pitch. 60 00:04:11,837 --> 00:04:15,668 Emotions are running high for the 12 sets of candidates, 61 00:04:15,705 --> 00:04:17,295 Almost twice as many as in recent years, 62 00:04:17,339 --> 00:04:19,168 mostly due to the bitter infighting 63 00:04:19,205 --> 00:04:21,330 within the Progressive Party. 64 00:04:21,373 --> 00:04:23,669 Now, with each minority group on campus 65 00:04:23,707 --> 00:04:26,696 running its own slate, it's highly unlikely 66 00:04:26,741 --> 00:04:30,640 that any one candidate will be able to win a clear mandate, 67 00:04:30,675 --> 00:04:33,766 although we should have a better indication, 68 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:36,299 after tonight's Meet the Candidates debate at 8:00. 69 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:39,367 Perhaps the situation is best summed up, 70 00:04:39,411 --> 00:04:41,604 By saying that no matter what happens this evening... 71 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:47,746 Sorry. 72 00:04:49,615 --> 00:04:51,103 Hey, how you doing. 73 00:04:51,149 --> 00:04:52,705 Brandon Walsh, l'm running for vice-president with... 74 00:04:52,749 --> 00:04:54,476 Hi. How you doing,? Brandon Walsh. 75 00:04:54,517 --> 00:04:55,608 Damn glad to meet you. 76 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:58,775 Hi, Brandon Walsh and yes... 77 00:04:58,818 --> 00:05:02,148 You wouldn't happen to be Brandon Walsh, would you? 78 00:05:02,185 --> 00:05:03,707 l used to be. 79 00:05:03,752 --> 00:05:05,240 Now l'm Brandon Walsh, the candidate, 80 00:05:05,286 --> 00:05:06,479 an entirely different person. 81 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,281 Well, you both look pretty good to me. 82 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:10,149 ln fact, l'm thinking of voting for them. 83 00:05:10,188 --> 00:05:12,211 You would. 84 00:05:12,255 --> 00:05:14,687 So, do you have time for coffee? 85 00:05:14,722 --> 00:05:16,187 No, he doesn't. 86 00:05:16,222 --> 00:05:17,313 Where have you been? 87 00:05:17,356 --> 00:05:19,049 With the editorial board. We have to talk. 88 00:05:19,090 --> 00:05:20,680 -Sorry Kelly. -No you're not. 89 00:05:20,724 --> 00:05:22,587 No. You're right. l'm too pissed off to be sorry. 90 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:26,149 -Bye-bye. -Bye-bye. 91 00:05:26,192 --> 00:05:28,556 So l take it The Condor is not endorsing our candidacy. 92 00:05:28,593 --> 00:05:32,651 -They're backing Latinos Unidos. -Latinos Unidos? 93 00:05:32,694 --> 00:05:34,489 l figured they'd back the Progressives or stay neutral. 94 00:05:34,528 --> 00:05:36,460 Yeah, well, how do you think l feel, man? 95 00:05:36,495 --> 00:05:37,926 l've been the editor for two years. 96 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:39,587 Tough luck, Josh. 97 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:42,324 Congratulations, Diaz. 98 00:05:42,364 --> 00:05:44,592 So, listen: if you drop out of the race 99 00:05:44,631 --> 00:05:47,120 and back Ramon and Alicia, l'll see to it 100 00:05:47,165 --> 00:05:49,131 that they find a spot for you in their cabinet. 101 00:05:49,166 --> 00:05:50,154 No. 102 00:05:50,199 --> 00:05:51,426 Brandon and l are going down swinging. 103 00:05:51,466 --> 00:05:52,727 Going down fast, l might add. 104 00:05:52,766 --> 00:05:54,062 Well, that's what you get 105 00:05:54,101 --> 00:05:56,260 for running with the Chancellor's lackey. 106 00:05:56,301 --> 00:05:57,289 See ya. 107 00:05:58,701 --> 00:06:00,360 Just because l was on the Task Force. 108 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:01,459 Now l'm the Chancellor's lackey?! 109 00:06:01,502 --> 00:06:03,024 You should take it as a compliment. 110 00:06:03,069 --> 00:06:04,467 l don't know if l have the patience for this, Josh. 111 00:06:04,503 --> 00:06:05,594 Brandon... 112 00:06:05,637 --> 00:06:07,125 All the mudslinging, the back room deals, forget it. 113 00:06:07,171 --> 00:06:09,899 Can we just go someplace where l can rehearse my speech? 114 00:06:15,340 --> 00:06:17,636 Donna. 115 00:06:17,674 --> 00:06:21,698 Kel, you're not gonna believe this. 116 00:06:21,808 --> 00:06:23,206 l have some great news. 117 00:06:23,242 --> 00:06:24,299 Great. 118 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,603 l found us a new roommate. 119 00:06:25,643 --> 00:06:27,506 -Already? -Yes. l met her this afternoon 120 00:06:27,544 --> 00:06:29,373 while l was handing out flyers for Brandon. 121 00:06:29,411 --> 00:06:30,399 She's terrific. 122 00:06:30,444 --> 00:06:32,137 See, she used to live in the dorms, 123 00:06:32,179 --> 00:06:33,406 but she had to move out 124 00:06:33,445 --> 00:06:34,910 because her roommate was such a pig. 125 00:06:34,946 --> 00:06:37,037 Actually l already showed her the apartment. She loves it. 126 00:06:37,079 --> 00:06:40,136 Oh well, do l get to meet her before she signs the lease? 127 00:06:40,181 --> 00:06:41,612 Yes, of course you do. 128 00:06:41,648 --> 00:06:43,012 She's right outside on the deck. 129 00:06:43,048 --> 00:06:45,173 Don't waste any time or anything. 130 00:06:45,216 --> 00:06:46,375 Oh, and, and she already knows Brandon. 131 00:06:46,416 --> 00:06:47,541 That's how we started talking. 132 00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:49,811 Were they in a class together or something? 133 00:06:49,850 --> 00:06:53,613 No, no, she uh, met him through the Task Force. 134 00:06:53,652 --> 00:06:55,709 Oh. 135 00:06:55,785 --> 00:06:58,115 By some strange chance, her name wouldn't happen to be...? 136 00:06:58,152 --> 00:07:01,482 Kelly! 137 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,918 Hello, Clare. 138 00:07:02,954 --> 00:07:04,852 What a great coincidence. 139 00:07:04,888 --> 00:07:06,252 You two already know each other? 140 00:07:06,289 --> 00:07:09,414 Yeah. We were roommates at this lame retreat 141 00:07:09,455 --> 00:07:10,648 my father dragged me to. 142 00:07:10,723 --> 00:07:12,313 Her father is the Chancellor. 143 00:07:12,356 --> 00:07:13,878 l know that, Donna. 144 00:07:13,924 --> 00:07:17,755 Wow, you have a great view from out here, Kel. 145 00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:20,623 Well, l wouldn't get that attached to it if l were you. 146 00:07:20,660 --> 00:07:21,956 Kelly! 147 00:07:21,993 --> 00:07:25,084 l'm sorry, Clare. 148 00:07:25,127 --> 00:07:26,786 l'm sure that you're gonna make somebody 149 00:07:26,827 --> 00:07:28,486 a great roommate someday, 150 00:07:28,528 --> 00:07:30,960 but Brandon and l are a real couple now and it would... 151 00:07:30,995 --> 00:07:33,587 Kelly, l'm not interested in Brandon anymore. 152 00:07:33,629 --> 00:07:35,618 Please. 153 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:36,630 No, l'm serious, okay. 154 00:07:36,664 --> 00:07:37,652 That's history. 155 00:07:39,098 --> 00:07:44,259 lf you want to know the truth, he was kind of lousy in bed. 156 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,596 How would you know, Clare? 157 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:46,894 You never slept with him. 158 00:07:46,934 --> 00:07:50,833 Exactly, that's what was so lousy about it. 159 00:07:53,569 --> 00:07:55,194 Come on, what do you say? 160 00:07:55,236 --> 00:07:56,361 l promise 161 00:07:56,403 --> 00:07:58,392 my father's checks will never bounce. 162 00:08:00,704 --> 00:08:02,294 What the hell. 163 00:08:03,672 --> 00:08:05,070 Come on in. 164 00:08:11,541 --> 00:08:14,439 Dude, you have got to be the worst driver on the planet. 165 00:08:14,475 --> 00:08:15,839 Will you give me a break? 166 00:08:15,876 --> 00:08:17,103 l grew up in New York. 167 00:08:17,143 --> 00:08:18,768 l didn't even start driving till l came here. 168 00:08:18,810 --> 00:08:20,003 That's no excuse. 169 00:08:20,044 --> 00:08:21,942 You almost killed that lady back on Rexford. 170 00:08:21,977 --> 00:08:23,034 Yeah, well, l'd like to see 171 00:08:23,078 --> 00:08:24,600 how you'd do on the BMT during rush hour. 172 00:08:24,711 --> 00:08:27,041 -What's the BMT? -My point exactly. 173 00:08:27,079 --> 00:08:28,806 Now, wait till you hear how l start my speech. 174 00:08:28,846 --> 00:08:30,210 Oh, l can't wait. 175 00:08:32,147 --> 00:08:35,511 Come on, Walsh. Voters like to be stroked. 176 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:36,514 But they are not dumb. 177 00:08:36,548 --> 00:08:37,741 lf we're going to lose, 178 00:08:37,782 --> 00:08:39,805 let's at least lose with a little integrity. 179 00:08:39,849 --> 00:08:41,872 lt's a campaign, man. 180 00:08:41,916 --> 00:08:44,144 lntegrity's got nothing to do with it. 181 00:08:44,184 --> 00:08:46,776 Hey, the guys in the poster! 182 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:47,943 Where'd you get that? 183 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:50,383 Sanders. You got a great campaign manager. 184 00:08:50,419 --> 00:08:52,214 Now all we need is a great campaign. 185 00:08:54,420 --> 00:08:56,852 Hey, if you want to give our campaign a boost, 186 00:08:56,888 --> 00:08:58,047 why don't you go on over there 187 00:08:58,088 --> 00:08:59,610 and get your buddy Hardell to endorse us. 188 00:08:59,722 --> 00:09:01,018 l can't say that to him. 189 00:09:01,056 --> 00:09:02,885 The worst thing he can do is say no. 190 00:09:02,922 --> 00:09:05,286 No, the worst thing he can do is call me an opportunistic weasel. 191 00:09:05,324 --> 00:09:07,654 But you'll do it anyway, right? 192 00:09:07,691 --> 00:09:10,055 All right. 193 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:13,717 -Hey, D'Shawn. -Hey, Brandon, what's up, bro? 194 00:09:13,759 --> 00:09:16,089 Well, not too much, you know l've just been wrapped up 195 00:09:16,126 --> 00:09:17,557 in this whole campus political thing. 196 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:19,922 l can use all the support l can get. 197 00:09:19,961 --> 00:09:22,154 Yeah, l know, and if l was going to vote, 198 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:23,751 hey, man, l'd vote for you, 199 00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:25,318 but publicly, l've got to stay neutral, 200 00:09:25,363 --> 00:09:27,352 -you understand? -l understand completely. 201 00:09:27,396 --> 00:09:28,952 But with all the heat l'm getting 202 00:09:28,997 --> 00:09:30,485 from the Brotherhood Coalition, that l'm staying neutral 203 00:09:30,531 --> 00:09:32,394 shows how much our friendship means to me, man. 204 00:09:32,432 --> 00:09:34,091 Yeah, me, too. 205 00:09:34,131 --> 00:09:35,097 Good luck, cuz. 206 00:09:35,132 --> 00:09:36,359 Thanks... 207 00:09:36,399 --> 00:09:37,524 we're gonna need it. 208 00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:40,999 Hey, good little girl, 209 00:09:41,034 --> 00:09:43,466 Oh, yes, here we go. 210 00:09:46,069 --> 00:09:49,558 -Hey. -Hey, what're you doing here? 211 00:09:49,604 --> 00:09:51,263 Uh, l live here, l think. 212 00:09:51,303 --> 00:09:53,292 But only part-time. 213 00:09:53,338 --> 00:09:54,826 Say hello to Daddy. 214 00:09:54,871 --> 00:09:56,700 Okay, say good-bye to Daddy. 215 00:09:56,739 --> 00:09:58,364 Wait a second, where are you going? 216 00:09:58,405 --> 00:10:01,337 l'm going to Meet the Candidates debate at school. 217 00:10:01,373 --> 00:10:02,963 You have to meet them on a night 218 00:10:03,007 --> 00:10:04,529 when l'm finally not working or studying? 219 00:10:04,574 --> 00:10:06,938 l'm going for Brandon. 220 00:10:06,975 --> 00:10:10,464 Come on, you've already met Brandon. 221 00:10:10,509 --> 00:10:11,702 Besides, he's going to be crazed. 222 00:10:11,743 --> 00:10:14,868 He's not going to care whether you're there or not. 223 00:10:14,911 --> 00:10:16,207 l care, okay? 224 00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,037 Don't get upset. 225 00:10:19,079 --> 00:10:21,102 l'm not upset. 226 00:10:21,145 --> 00:10:23,805 She's wet. 227 00:10:24,747 --> 00:10:27,407 Okay, l'm upset. 228 00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:29,107 You want me to change her? 229 00:10:29,148 --> 00:10:31,512 No, no, l can change her. 230 00:10:31,549 --> 00:10:34,380 lt's just that at lunch l have been on the campaign trail 231 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,575 every day with Steve and Donna. 232 00:10:36,683 --> 00:10:38,546 And l know that Brandon appreciates it, 233 00:10:38,584 --> 00:10:40,015 don't get me wrong, but he... 234 00:10:40,051 --> 00:10:42,176 Jesse, he never asks for my opinion anymore, 235 00:10:42,219 --> 00:10:45,208 he never asks for my take on the issues. 236 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:47,412 l used to be the editor. 237 00:10:47,454 --> 00:10:50,046 Now what l am is a mom. 238 00:10:54,222 --> 00:10:56,450 Hey. 239 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:11,520 Hey, Brandon. 240 00:11:11,594 --> 00:11:15,083 You look so stunning, l, uh, feel guilty 241 00:11:15,128 --> 00:11:16,321 about asking you this, 242 00:11:16,362 --> 00:11:19,453 but would you be offended if l skipped the debate? 243 00:11:19,496 --> 00:11:22,462 Please. l'd bail if l could. 244 00:11:22,497 --> 00:11:23,793 You sure? 245 00:11:23,831 --> 00:11:27,059 Yeah, l'm not the one giving the speech, Josh is. 246 00:11:27,099 --> 00:11:28,621 l'm just there for window dressing. 247 00:11:28,666 --> 00:11:31,326 Steve on the other hand... 248 00:11:31,367 --> 00:11:33,162 Oh, God. 249 00:11:33,201 --> 00:11:35,724 Um, just tell him l needed to veg, okay? 250 00:11:35,768 --> 00:11:37,734 Sure. 251 00:11:37,768 --> 00:11:39,461 You all right? 252 00:11:39,502 --> 00:11:42,525 Yeah. 253 00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:43,797 lt's just, um... 254 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:49,294 Well, your Dad got very stern with me last night 255 00:11:49,338 --> 00:11:52,236 when l accidentally mentioned the name ''Dylan McKay''. 256 00:11:52,273 --> 00:11:55,501 Ah, Dylan's kind of a sore subject around here. 257 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,165 Dad used to be his financial adviser. 258 00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,037 Dylan is rich? 259 00:11:59,074 --> 00:12:00,335 Very rich. 260 00:12:00,375 --> 00:12:02,307 He owns some biotech company. 261 00:12:02,342 --> 00:12:04,001 Wow. 262 00:12:04,043 --> 00:12:06,236 He's in kind of a bad way these days. 263 00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:07,641 l mean, even Nat's tired of him. 264 00:12:07,677 --> 00:12:10,200 He says all he does is sleep all day and play pool all night. 265 00:12:10,244 --> 00:12:13,938 Pool... used to be my father's game. 266 00:12:13,979 --> 00:12:15,945 Yeah, l remember. 267 00:12:15,979 --> 00:12:18,445 Well, good luck, Brandon. 268 00:12:18,481 --> 00:12:20,504 Thanks. You, too. 269 00:12:58,725 --> 00:13:00,089 Hey. How are you doing? 270 00:13:00,126 --> 00:13:02,354 Just great considering they're ready to start 271 00:13:02,394 --> 00:13:03,360 and Josh isn't here. 272 00:13:03,394 --> 00:13:05,053 Where is he? 273 00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:06,390 Apparently, his car broke down. 274 00:13:06,428 --> 00:13:07,587 l don't even have a speech. 275 00:13:07,628 --> 00:13:09,685 You want me to help you write something? 276 00:13:09,729 --> 00:13:11,422 No, that's okay. Just do me a favor: 277 00:13:11,462 --> 00:13:13,428 if l ever want to run for office again, 278 00:13:13,463 --> 00:13:15,190 talk me out of it. 279 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,654 lf we could get started. 280 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,961 Could everyone please take a seat and quiet down? 281 00:13:22,999 --> 00:13:24,226 Thank you. 282 00:13:24,266 --> 00:13:26,596 l'd like to welcome you all to our forum, 283 00:13:26,634 --> 00:13:29,623 which will give each candidate the chance to discuss the issues 284 00:13:29,669 --> 00:13:32,067 in a calm and rational manner. 285 00:13:33,503 --> 00:13:34,730 Could we have some order please! 286 00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:37,259 Could we have some order, please, everyone? 287 00:13:37,304 --> 00:13:40,032 Please, everyone? Please sit down! 288 00:13:40,071 --> 00:13:42,935 We need to have some order on this floor! 289 00:13:42,972 --> 00:13:46,564 We are moving on! 290 00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:48,903 We are moving on. Thank you. 291 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:51,236 Next, running on the independent slate, 292 00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:54,468 Josh Richland and Brandon Walsh. 293 00:14:04,478 --> 00:14:07,342 l know that Josh would've wanted to be here, 294 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:12,142 but, uh, he's with his car. 295 00:14:12,181 --> 00:14:13,442 lt broke down... 296 00:14:15,114 --> 00:14:16,273 on the freeway... 297 00:14:18,049 --> 00:14:19,514 ...in rush-hour traffic. 298 00:14:22,084 --> 00:14:24,607 But he's the lucky one. 299 00:14:24,651 --> 00:14:27,015 He hasn't had to sit here for the last 45 minutes 300 00:14:27,052 --> 00:14:28,745 wasting his time like the rest of us 301 00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:33,981 listening to a lot of people, say nothing about nothing. 302 00:14:35,354 --> 00:14:36,944 Let's face it, guys, 303 00:14:36,988 --> 00:14:38,681 no one's talking about the issues here. 304 00:14:38,722 --> 00:14:41,120 No one's willing to stand up 305 00:14:41,156 --> 00:14:43,622 and say that no matter what our differences are, 306 00:14:43,656 --> 00:14:45,781 the one thing we all have in common 307 00:14:45,824 --> 00:14:48,017 is this incredible human laboratory 308 00:14:48,058 --> 00:14:49,648 called California University. 309 00:14:49,692 --> 00:14:54,387 And unless we make a commitment amongst ourselves 310 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,619 to listen to each other, 311 00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:58,091 to learn from each other, 312 00:14:58,127 --> 00:15:01,423 to put our own personal agendas aside, 313 00:15:01,462 --> 00:15:04,258 this school is not gonna survive. 314 00:15:06,496 --> 00:15:07,757 That's what l believe 315 00:15:07,797 --> 00:15:09,592 and that's what the lndependent party stands for. 316 00:15:09,631 --> 00:15:11,290 Thank you. 317 00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:38,628 So, you looking for a game? 318 00:15:38,673 --> 00:15:39,900 Why, you got one? 319 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,804 ls this anything like eight ball? 320 00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:44,602 Kind of. But they call it nine ball. 321 00:15:46,942 --> 00:15:48,601 Well, l think l could figure it out 322 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:52,337 if you give me a few pointers. 323 00:15:52,377 --> 00:15:54,809 l'll give you all the pointers you need, yeah. 324 00:15:54,844 --> 00:15:56,537 You want me to break for you? 325 00:15:56,578 --> 00:15:58,669 No. Let me try. 326 00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:19,182 l, uh, just sunk the nine ball. 327 00:16:19,218 --> 00:16:20,479 ls that bad? 328 00:16:20,518 --> 00:16:23,643 Well, the game's over, but you won. 329 00:16:23,686 --> 00:16:26,050 l won? 330 00:16:26,087 --> 00:16:29,212 Well, what did l win? 331 00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:30,277 What do you want? 332 00:16:30,321 --> 00:16:31,287 What do you got? 333 00:16:31,355 --> 00:16:34,186 What do you need? 334 00:16:34,222 --> 00:16:38,417 How about one of these and we'll work from there. 335 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,787 Okay. 336 00:16:58,996 --> 00:17:00,518 Whoa-whoa-whoa, what're you doing? 337 00:17:00,564 --> 00:17:02,029 You running out on me? 338 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,462 Come on. Don't you think we've had enough punishment 339 00:17:04,498 --> 00:17:05,486 for one night? 340 00:17:05,531 --> 00:17:07,588 You call this punishment? 341 00:17:07,632 --> 00:17:08,893 No, l'm just getting warmed up. 342 00:17:08,933 --> 00:17:10,229 Of course, if you'd rather split, 343 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,231 we could go someplace else and both get warmed up. 344 00:17:13,334 --> 00:17:14,493 On the first date? 345 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,397 What kind of girl do you think l am? 346 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:20,800 l don't know, the kind who likes a little company. 347 00:17:20,837 --> 00:17:23,803 So it's slam, bam, thank you, ma'am? 348 00:17:23,838 --> 00:17:26,464 You looking for something more lasting? 349 00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:30,835 l want... a man... 350 00:17:30,873 --> 00:17:34,169 to ache for me. 351 00:17:34,207 --> 00:17:36,867 Well, l'm aching. 352 00:17:36,907 --> 00:17:40,431 Not yet you're not. 353 00:18:17,986 --> 00:18:20,384 Oh! 354 00:18:22,354 --> 00:18:23,979 Can you believe this? 355 00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:27,613 No, l thought Mr. Pitts left his intercom on again. 356 00:18:29,957 --> 00:18:32,389 No wonder her ex-roommate kicked her out. 357 00:18:32,424 --> 00:18:33,912 So, what are we gonna do? 358 00:18:41,527 --> 00:18:43,356 You should have seen your son last night. 359 00:18:43,394 --> 00:18:46,020 lt was one of the most amazing things l've ever seen. 360 00:18:46,062 --> 00:18:48,187 What Josh is neglecting to tell you, Dad, 361 00:18:48,229 --> 00:18:51,457 is that his car broke down and he hardly saw any of it. 362 00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:52,690 l saw enough to know 363 00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:54,161 that we picked up hundreds of votes last night. 364 00:18:54,197 --> 00:18:56,891 l do believe this is what they call ''spin control''. 365 00:18:56,931 --> 00:18:58,897 What is this, captioning for the hard of hearing? 366 00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,295 l'm just trying to maintain 367 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:03,129 some little bit of credibility here, that's all. 368 00:19:03,199 --> 00:19:04,824 You know, this false modesty routine 369 00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:06,128 isn't fooling anyone, Walsh. 370 00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:08,258 You want to win this as much as l do. 371 00:19:08,301 --> 00:19:10,995 Wait a minute. Correct me if l'm wrong. 372 00:19:11,035 --> 00:19:15,025 You asked me to run with you, isn't that how it worked? 373 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:16,093 Yeah, 374 00:19:16,137 --> 00:19:17,762 and you could have said no. 375 00:19:17,804 --> 00:19:19,360 You see what l'm up against? 376 00:19:19,405 --> 00:19:21,132 As far as l can tell, you two definitely 377 00:19:21,205 --> 00:19:22,262 deserve each other. 378 00:19:22,305 --> 00:19:24,965 You're a bunch of clowns, both of you. 379 00:19:26,106 --> 00:19:29,766 Boom! Oh! 380 00:19:29,808 --> 00:19:31,967 Am l missing something? 381 00:19:32,008 --> 00:19:35,463 Just another male-bonding ritual. 382 00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:37,976 You were out pretty late last night. 383 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,976 Oh, yeah, sorry. 384 00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:42,068 After the debate, l drove down to the beach 385 00:19:42,111 --> 00:19:43,407 to kind of clear my head. 386 00:19:43,445 --> 00:19:45,434 You know, you do have to be careful. 387 00:19:45,479 --> 00:19:47,138 The beach can be very dangerous at night. 388 00:19:47,212 --> 00:19:50,235 That's why l stayed inside and locked the doors. 389 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:54,145 Have l told you how much l love having you here? 390 00:19:54,182 --> 00:19:56,876 Yeah, but you can always tell me again. 391 00:20:00,216 --> 00:20:01,147 Have fun. 392 00:20:01,217 --> 00:20:02,478 Bye, bye. 393 00:20:09,986 --> 00:20:11,350 Morning. 394 00:20:11,386 --> 00:20:13,978 ls it? 395 00:20:14,021 --> 00:20:15,452 Kelly. 396 00:20:15,488 --> 00:20:18,886 So, Clare, how'd you sleep last night? 397 00:20:18,922 --> 00:20:21,320 Oh! Unbelievable. 398 00:20:21,356 --> 00:20:24,084 l left the windows wide open so l heard the waves breaking, 399 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:27,453 kept breathing in all these good clean ions. 400 00:20:27,491 --> 00:20:29,684 l can't tell you how refreshed l feel. 401 00:20:29,726 --> 00:20:31,385 Glad one of us is. 402 00:20:31,426 --> 00:20:33,119 ls something wrong, Kel? 403 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,752 Yeah, Clare, something's wrong. 404 00:20:35,794 --> 00:20:39,955 But l'm sure it's nothing we can't take care of. 405 00:20:39,995 --> 00:20:43,086 Has anyone ever told you 406 00:20:43,129 --> 00:20:46,061 you might have a slight tendency towards, um.... 407 00:20:47,731 --> 00:20:49,560 -...snoring? -Yeah. 408 00:20:49,598 --> 00:20:52,496 Have you been talking to my old roommate? 409 00:20:52,532 --> 00:20:54,862 No, we've been listening to you. 410 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,559 Come on. How bad could it be? 411 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:58,964 Oh, you want to hear how bad it is? 412 00:21:09,004 --> 00:21:14,835 My God, l'm, l'm really sorry you guys, l had, l had no idea. 413 00:21:14,872 --> 00:21:18,896 Well, it, it sounds a lot worse on the tape. 414 00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:20,769 Look, l'll have my stuff out by tomorrow, okay? 415 00:21:20,808 --> 00:21:22,433 No. Come on. 416 00:21:22,474 --> 00:21:24,440 We've just gotta find a cure or something. 417 00:21:24,475 --> 00:21:27,373 Well, l wouldn't get my hopes up. 418 00:21:27,409 --> 00:21:29,398 l don't know, l've tried 419 00:21:29,443 --> 00:21:31,341 holistic herbal teas, 420 00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:34,071 subliminal mail-order tapes. 421 00:21:34,111 --> 00:21:37,236 lt's so weird. 422 00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:40,734 The only time l don't snore is when l'm with a guy. 423 00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:45,236 So if Brandon's not busy, maybe he could, um... 424 00:21:45,281 --> 00:21:47,213 Don't even think about it. 425 00:21:48,382 --> 00:21:50,211 l'm sure if we put our heads together, 426 00:21:50,249 --> 00:21:52,078 we can come up with something. 427 00:21:52,116 --> 00:21:55,207 Or someone. 428 00:21:57,485 --> 00:22:01,941 Wait a minute, we just put in a new air conditioner, Nat. 429 00:22:01,985 --> 00:22:04,577 Yeah. That was for the kitchen. 430 00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:07,143 -This is for the freezer. -So what are you telling me, 431 00:22:07,188 --> 00:22:09,245 Willy's cool, but the food is melting? 432 00:22:09,288 --> 00:22:12,379 What can l say? lt's a labor of love. 433 00:22:13,756 --> 00:22:16,222 Tell you what, we got to stop calling this place 434 00:22:16,256 --> 00:22:19,052 the Peach Pit, start calling it the Money Pit. 435 00:22:19,157 --> 00:22:21,988 That's what it is, a money pit. 436 00:22:23,959 --> 00:22:26,619 Whoa. ls it? Could it be? 437 00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:28,922 lt looks like that phantom, Dylan McKay. 438 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,585 How you doing, Steve? 439 00:22:30,627 --> 00:22:32,593 All right man, l'm busy. How about you? 440 00:22:32,628 --> 00:22:34,958 -Getting by. -Oh, yeah? 441 00:22:34,995 --> 00:22:36,154 Well, how about our boy? 442 00:22:36,196 --> 00:22:37,457 You should've seen Brandon last night. 443 00:22:37,496 --> 00:22:39,587 He got up in front of the entire student body, 444 00:22:39,630 --> 00:22:40,891 -and there was silence... -Steve... 445 00:22:40,931 --> 00:22:42,954 if l was interested in campus politics, 446 00:22:42,998 --> 00:22:44,987 l'd still be on campus-- sit down. 447 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,657 Oh. Forgive me. l thought you may 448 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:49,824 have some interest in what our buddy Brandon's doing, 449 00:22:49,867 --> 00:22:52,527 but l guess not. 450 00:22:52,568 --> 00:22:55,534 What's the matter with you? Are you okay? 451 00:22:59,303 --> 00:23:00,599 Yeah, Steve, l'm fine-- 452 00:23:00,636 --> 00:23:02,602 l'm just, you know, drinking coffee. 453 00:23:03,904 --> 00:23:06,530 l kind of know what you're going through, man. 454 00:23:06,572 --> 00:23:08,401 Don't forget, Kelly dumped me, too. 455 00:23:08,439 --> 00:23:10,905 Steve... 456 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:13,532 first of all, Kelly did not dump me. 457 00:23:13,574 --> 00:23:16,665 Second of all, it don't matter, l'm on the chase again already. 458 00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:19,197 Dude! Who's this? 459 00:23:19,242 --> 00:23:21,105 Some chick l met last night. 460 00:23:21,143 --> 00:23:22,370 Oh, yeah? 461 00:23:22,410 --> 00:23:24,535 Well, l met someone, too-- her name is Valerie. 462 00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:27,408 Very pretty, and get this-- she lives at the Walshes. 463 00:23:27,444 --> 00:23:30,002 At the Walshes? 464 00:23:30,111 --> 00:23:31,542 You got a problem with that? 465 00:23:31,579 --> 00:23:33,238 No. 466 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:34,609 Good. 467 00:23:34,646 --> 00:23:36,202 Keep it that way. 468 00:23:46,016 --> 00:23:48,278 Look, if you hate Professor Rosin so much, 469 00:23:48,318 --> 00:23:49,908 why don't you just drop out? 470 00:23:49,951 --> 00:23:51,746 l would, but it's a requirement. 471 00:23:51,785 --> 00:23:53,478 -Hey, group. -Hey, Josh. 472 00:23:53,519 --> 00:23:55,747 Walter Chen thinks l should step aside 473 00:23:55,786 --> 00:23:57,752 and turn the presidency over to you. 474 00:23:57,787 --> 00:23:59,946 Oh, that's what l've been saying all along. 475 00:23:59,987 --> 00:24:01,509 Thanks, but no, thanks, guys. 476 00:24:01,554 --> 00:24:03,952 Well, momentum is definitely swinging our way. 477 00:24:03,989 --> 00:24:05,148 And half of the Alpha House, they're voting 478 00:24:05,189 --> 00:24:06,519 for you guys instead of the Greeks. 479 00:24:06,556 --> 00:24:07,522 Cool. 480 00:24:07,556 --> 00:24:08,579 What do you want? 481 00:24:08,623 --> 00:24:10,213 l'll just have some of whatever you get. 482 00:24:10,257 --> 00:24:11,245 What about me? 483 00:24:11,290 --> 00:24:12,483 What about you, Josh? 484 00:24:12,525 --> 00:24:14,187 Double espresso, no sugar. 485 00:24:14,228 --> 00:24:17,394 Josh is a little tired today. 486 00:24:17,435 --> 00:24:19,234 Hey, Andrea. What are you doing over here? 487 00:24:19,272 --> 00:24:21,538 We're sitting over there-- why don't you come join us? 488 00:24:21,577 --> 00:24:24,572 l wouldn't want to interrupt their strategy session. 489 00:24:24,617 --> 00:24:26,416 What are you talking about? 490 00:24:26,454 --> 00:24:28,013 Nothing. 491 00:24:29,293 --> 00:24:33,256 Last night, Brandon was so busy being Mr. Candidate 492 00:24:33,302 --> 00:24:36,638 that he didn't even take a second to ask how l was doing. 493 00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:38,668 And then when l tried to talk to him 494 00:24:38,713 --> 00:24:40,683 about some of the things that he could do 495 00:24:40,717 --> 00:24:43,883 to get out the vote, he just walked away. 496 00:24:43,924 --> 00:24:46,019 You know what l think? 497 00:24:46,129 --> 00:24:47,996 l think you should stop being so neurotic 498 00:24:48,033 --> 00:24:49,866 and just go over and talk to him. 499 00:24:49,903 --> 00:24:51,269 l don't think so. 500 00:24:51,307 --> 00:24:52,570 l'm telling you-- 501 00:24:52,609 --> 00:24:54,670 try it, go. 502 00:24:54,713 --> 00:24:55,942 Okay. 503 00:24:59,557 --> 00:25:00,786 Hi, guys. 504 00:25:00,826 --> 00:25:03,456 -Hey, Zuckerman. Sit down. -Hey. -Hi. 505 00:25:03,498 --> 00:25:06,800 Oh, man, look who's on his way over here. 506 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,307 Who's that? 507 00:25:08,343 --> 00:25:09,811 Alex Diaz. 508 00:25:09,845 --> 00:25:12,111 He's on the student senate and the ''Condor,'' 509 00:25:12,150 --> 00:25:14,347 and he's running Alicia Kaboda's campaign. 510 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:15,720 Oh. She's nice. 511 00:25:15,758 --> 00:25:16,783 Well, he's a creep. 512 00:25:16,827 --> 00:25:18,489 Mm. You want something? 513 00:25:18,530 --> 00:25:20,089 No, thank you. 514 00:25:22,338 --> 00:25:25,037 Hey, what do you got there, Alex, concession speech? 515 00:25:25,111 --> 00:25:27,206 Actually, Josh, it's something you wrote. 516 00:25:27,249 --> 00:25:30,882 l thought you and Walsh ought to take a look at it. 517 00:25:30,923 --> 00:25:33,622 -Would you like one, too? -What is it? 518 00:25:35,433 --> 00:25:38,405 What, are you crazy, Alex? 519 00:25:38,439 --> 00:25:41,377 l never took a test for D'Shawn Hardell. 520 00:25:41,412 --> 00:25:44,076 Well, l only know what l read in the newspaper. 521 00:25:44,151 --> 00:25:45,847 No, you didn't read it in the paper, because it was 522 00:25:45,888 --> 00:25:47,550 -never printed. -And why is that, Josh? 523 00:25:47,591 --> 00:25:48,718 Because it wasn't true. 524 00:25:48,761 --> 00:25:49,990 Wasn't true, 525 00:25:50,030 --> 00:25:52,432 or wasn't in your best interest to publish? 526 00:25:52,469 --> 00:25:53,960 l mean, after all, why stir things up 527 00:25:54,005 --> 00:25:56,738 when you can cut a deal with the chancellor's fair-haired boy? 528 00:25:56,778 --> 00:25:59,773 And what deal would you be talking about, Alex? 529 00:25:59,818 --> 00:26:01,116 Where did you get this? 530 00:26:01,153 --> 00:26:03,146 A little birdie gave it to me. 531 00:26:03,192 --> 00:26:04,626 What do you want from me, Alex? 532 00:26:04,661 --> 00:26:08,065 There is a student senate meeting tonight, 533 00:26:08,102 --> 00:26:11,701 and this is going to be the first item under new business 534 00:26:11,743 --> 00:26:14,373 unless you drop out of the race. 535 00:26:14,415 --> 00:26:16,908 No. We're not taking our names off the ballot. 536 00:26:16,954 --> 00:26:18,582 Well, then my hunch is, 537 00:26:18,624 --> 00:26:20,890 you are going to end up being disqualified. 538 00:26:21,965 --> 00:26:25,096 And you are gonna end up being thrown out of school. 539 00:26:26,406 --> 00:26:28,205 -Look... -No, you look. 540 00:26:28,245 --> 00:26:30,579 The senate convenes in four hours. 541 00:26:30,616 --> 00:26:34,077 l strongly suggest you think it over. 542 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:37,456 Creep. 543 00:26:46,817 --> 00:26:48,149 You guys, after rereading this article, 544 00:26:48,187 --> 00:26:49,155 it's not as bad as l thought. 545 00:26:49,255 --> 00:26:50,689 l mean, it's all just hearsay and conjecture. 546 00:26:50,725 --> 00:26:51,920 That's why l never ran it. 547 00:26:51,961 --> 00:26:53,589 You shouldn't have written it in the first place. 548 00:26:53,631 --> 00:26:55,931 Should've, would've, could've. What do you want me to say? 549 00:26:55,969 --> 00:26:57,665 There were a ton of rumors floating around school 550 00:26:57,706 --> 00:26:59,505 about how the jocks were getting all kinds of perks-- 551 00:26:59,543 --> 00:27:00,511 l went after the story. 552 00:27:00,545 --> 00:27:02,104 Well, once you found out the story wasn't true, 553 00:27:02,216 --> 00:27:04,015 couldn't you have hit the delete button on your computer? 554 00:27:04,053 --> 00:27:06,250 Should've, would've, could've. 555 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,725 You know, Josh, the day l agreed 556 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,887 to be your running mate's 557 00:27:08,930 --> 00:27:10,660 the day l should've had my head examined. 558 00:27:10,701 --> 00:27:12,898 Should've, would've, could've! 559 00:27:12,938 --> 00:27:15,374 Will you guys keep your voices down? 560 00:27:15,410 --> 00:27:17,380 You have a profile on this campus now. 561 00:27:17,414 --> 00:27:18,382 People are watching you. 562 00:27:18,416 --> 00:27:20,909 So, what are you gonna do? 563 00:27:20,955 --> 00:27:22,048 Doesn't matter what we do-- 564 00:27:22,091 --> 00:27:23,719 the campaign will be dead in the water. 565 00:27:23,761 --> 00:27:25,093 -Why? -Because 566 00:27:25,131 --> 00:27:26,793 by the time the polls open, they'll have reprints 567 00:27:26,835 --> 00:27:28,428 of this thing plastered all over the place. 568 00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:29,940 But none of it's true, Josh. 569 00:27:29,974 --> 00:27:31,169 Yeah, well, the votes'll be counted 570 00:27:31,211 --> 00:27:32,839 by the time we set the record straight. 571 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:34,348 Not necessarily. 572 00:27:34,384 --> 00:27:37,322 What if we put out a flyer of our own 573 00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:39,690 refuting the article, point by point? 574 00:27:39,728 --> 00:27:41,196 lt'll be their word against ours. 575 00:27:41,232 --> 00:27:43,202 You're missing the point, Josh. 576 00:27:43,269 --> 00:27:45,205 What we say on the flyer is that 577 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,403 this is just another example of the slimy politics 578 00:27:47,445 --> 00:27:48,879 that goes on here every election. 579 00:27:48,914 --> 00:27:51,681 And that's exactly why California University needs 580 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,090 a new crop of independent student leaders 581 00:27:55,127 --> 00:27:58,429 who won't tolerate politics as usual anymore. 582 00:28:00,238 --> 00:28:02,800 You know, that might just work. 583 00:28:02,844 --> 00:28:04,312 Forget it, it'll never fly. 584 00:28:04,347 --> 00:28:06,442 -How do you know? -How do l know? 585 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,478 Because we're dropping out of the race, that's how l know. 586 00:28:08,522 --> 00:28:09,615 Brandon, how can you 587 00:28:09,658 --> 00:28:10,921 just cave in like that? 588 00:28:10,961 --> 00:28:12,429 Especially when none of it's true. 589 00:28:12,464 --> 00:28:14,661 How do we know if it's true or not? 590 00:28:14,702 --> 00:28:17,070 All l did was tutor D'Shawn 591 00:28:17,108 --> 00:28:18,804 in one class, where l was encouraged 592 00:28:18,845 --> 00:28:20,211 to take his test for him. 593 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,648 What if we find some user-friendly professor 594 00:28:22,686 --> 00:28:24,485 who did change a grade for D'Shawn. 595 00:28:24,523 --> 00:28:26,014 Where's that gonna leave him? 596 00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:27,790 l'll tell you where it's gonna leave him-- 597 00:28:27,830 --> 00:28:29,355 it's gonna leave him without a scholarship, 598 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,199 never being able to play college basketball again, 599 00:28:31,237 --> 00:28:33,434 and it's gonna land him at home before Christmas. 600 00:28:34,611 --> 00:28:36,102 Okay, why don't we just ask D'Shawn 601 00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:37,207 what the real story is. 602 00:28:37,250 --> 00:28:38,080 Forget it. 603 00:28:38,118 --> 00:28:39,951 Come on, Brandon. 604 00:28:39,989 --> 00:28:42,357 Everything'll be off the record. 605 00:28:42,394 --> 00:28:46,232 And l promise you, if he's not clean... 606 00:28:46,269 --> 00:28:49,241 we'll drop out, no questions asked, okay? 607 00:28:49,275 --> 00:28:50,766 That sounds reasonable. 608 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:53,009 l can't do it. 609 00:28:53,050 --> 00:28:53,880 Why? 610 00:28:53,919 --> 00:28:55,114 Why? Because it's a conversation 611 00:28:55,154 --> 00:28:56,816 l'm not prepared to have, that's why. 612 00:28:58,094 --> 00:29:01,157 Well, l can talk to him if you want me to. 613 00:29:04,107 --> 00:29:06,100 lt's not a problem. 614 00:29:12,624 --> 00:29:14,924 Hey, is your friend here? 615 00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:17,195 No, not yet. 616 00:29:17,235 --> 00:29:18,703 l'll wait. 617 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,186 Kelly, what are you doing down here? 618 00:29:44,225 --> 00:29:45,955 Oh, don't ask. 619 00:29:45,995 --> 00:29:47,224 The meeting has already started, 620 00:29:47,264 --> 00:29:48,630 nobody can find Donna or D'Shawn, 621 00:29:48,668 --> 00:29:51,264 and Brandon is a nervous wreck and he won't go inside. 622 00:29:51,306 --> 00:29:52,672 Well, where's Josh? 623 00:29:52,709 --> 00:29:54,234 He's in the meeting. 624 00:29:54,279 --> 00:29:56,579 l'm gonna go back to the gym and look for Donna. 625 00:29:56,617 --> 00:29:58,519 Will you do me a favor and go upstairs 626 00:29:58,555 --> 00:30:00,457 and see if you can't say something to him? 627 00:30:00,492 --> 00:30:02,894 -l'll see what l can do. -Thanks. 628 00:30:12,317 --> 00:30:14,617 l don't have the stomach for this. 629 00:30:14,655 --> 00:30:17,217 Take two Pepto Bismols and call me in the morning. 630 00:30:17,261 --> 00:30:19,128 Shouldn't you be in day care or something? 631 00:30:19,164 --> 00:30:21,760 Yes, l should, but instead, l have to come up here 632 00:30:21,803 --> 00:30:23,203 and baby-sit Josh Richland's running mate. 633 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,770 Oh, how l let that guy talk me into this is beyond me. 634 00:30:26,814 --> 00:30:29,341 Brandon, l love you, but shut up, okay? 635 00:30:29,387 --> 00:30:31,584 Nobody put a gun to your head. 636 00:30:31,624 --> 00:30:33,115 lnstead of playing the poor, innocent victim, 637 00:30:33,161 --> 00:30:35,290 can't you accept the fact that you're a born leader 638 00:30:35,332 --> 00:30:37,234 with a brain and intellect to make a difference 639 00:30:37,270 --> 00:30:38,533 in this world? 640 00:30:38,572 --> 00:30:40,302 -Right. -l was there, 641 00:30:40,343 --> 00:30:42,438 standing right next to you, when you put everything 642 00:30:42,514 --> 00:30:44,244 on the line to shut down West Beverly 643 00:30:44,284 --> 00:30:46,983 so that Donna could graduate with the rest of our class. 644 00:30:47,023 --> 00:30:48,286 Andrea, that was high school. 645 00:30:48,327 --> 00:30:50,820 lt was the exact same thing. 646 00:30:50,865 --> 00:30:51,992 Don't you see? 647 00:30:52,034 --> 00:30:54,334 A friend was in trouble, and you were there. 648 00:30:54,373 --> 00:30:56,309 No matter what goes on in there, 649 00:30:56,344 --> 00:30:58,405 no matter what they say about you, 650 00:30:58,448 --> 00:31:01,044 you have nothing to be ashamed of. 651 00:31:08,670 --> 00:31:10,640 So, you want to go in? 652 00:31:12,378 --> 00:31:14,507 l thought you'd never ask. 653 00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:23,723 Brandon Walsh is part of a plan 654 00:31:23,768 --> 00:31:27,207 to process D'Shawn Hardell through a system 655 00:31:27,242 --> 00:31:30,305 of academic apartheid. 656 00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:32,683 And make no mistake about it... 657 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,749 it's a very profitable system. 658 00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:39,393 But how profitable is it going to be for D'Shawn 659 00:31:39,435 --> 00:31:44,400 when he leaves C.U. without a real education? 660 00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:48,647 And why is it that these disposable athletes 661 00:31:48,687 --> 00:31:50,680 are always young men of color, 662 00:31:50,724 --> 00:31:55,962 while their tutors are always white boys 663 00:31:56,002 --> 00:31:58,199 who just happen to be appointed by the Chancellor 664 00:31:58,241 --> 00:31:59,903 to the National Task Force on Education? 665 00:31:59,945 --> 00:32:01,744 Wait a minute, l don't understand what me being on... 666 00:32:01,782 --> 00:32:02,750 You're out of order! 667 00:32:02,784 --> 00:32:04,150 And you're out of line. 668 00:32:09,464 --> 00:32:11,160 Sorry for interrupting, everybody. 669 00:32:11,201 --> 00:32:13,968 But my name is D'Shawn Hardell, 670 00:32:14,007 --> 00:32:15,977 and everything you're accusing Brandon of 671 00:32:16,011 --> 00:32:17,377 might have been true 672 00:32:17,414 --> 00:32:19,441 if Brandon was a different kind of person. 673 00:32:22,959 --> 00:32:26,763 But, fortunately for me, he is who he is. 674 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,433 So l had no choice but to crack open the books. 675 00:32:30,476 --> 00:32:34,712 And for that, l'll always be grateful. 676 00:32:34,751 --> 00:32:37,951 Because l've been able to maintain my academic eligibility 677 00:32:37,991 --> 00:32:42,329 without any help from anyone but myself. 678 00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:46,201 And for those of you who don't think 679 00:32:46,242 --> 00:32:47,938 l have the God- given intelligence 680 00:32:47,979 --> 00:32:51,349 to go to school here... 681 00:32:51,386 --> 00:32:54,256 l just have to say, no matter what you think 682 00:32:54,292 --> 00:32:57,753 your political agenda is... 683 00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:00,738 you're nothing but a racist. 684 00:33:11,997 --> 00:33:17,805 ls that a cue stick, or are you just happy to see me? 685 00:33:17,842 --> 00:33:21,714 Well, the last time l saw you, you were running away, so... 686 00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:24,244 A big emergency came up. 687 00:33:24,288 --> 00:33:26,451 l had to rotate my tires. 688 00:33:26,494 --> 00:33:28,930 You know, you don't look like much of a mechanic. 689 00:33:28,966 --> 00:33:31,904 Why? You need a lube job? 690 00:33:31,938 --> 00:33:35,138 Who are you? 691 00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:36,477 l told you last night. 692 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:39,919 l'm Minnesota Fats' long-lost daughter. 693 00:33:39,955 --> 00:33:41,948 Right. And you and Paul Newman 694 00:33:41,993 --> 00:33:44,395 traveled the country looking for games. 695 00:33:44,432 --> 00:33:45,730 Who are you? 696 00:33:45,767 --> 00:33:47,828 lt's the truth. 697 00:33:47,872 --> 00:33:51,072 lt's what l did right after l quit the circus. 698 00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:52,603 Hey, McKay, you're up. 699 00:33:52,649 --> 00:33:54,516 Thanks, man. 700 00:33:54,553 --> 00:33:56,921 You know, l'm really not in the mood 701 00:33:56,958 --> 00:33:59,987 to shoot pool tonight. Hmm? 702 00:34:00,031 --> 00:34:02,901 What else could you have in mind? 703 00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:07,544 Vote Richland-Walsh. Thanks. Take one. 704 00:34:07,581 --> 00:34:10,143 Hey, vote Richland-Walsh. 705 00:34:10,186 --> 00:34:11,711 Yo, bud! 706 00:34:13,693 --> 00:34:15,822 Hey, Steve, what's going on? 707 00:34:15,865 --> 00:34:17,561 Well, the rules committee had a little meeting. 708 00:34:17,602 --> 00:34:20,095 Kelly and l are now official vote counters, huh? 709 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:21,632 Whoo-hoo! 710 00:34:21,676 --> 00:34:23,269 Just don't do anything to get me disqualified, all right? 711 00:34:23,313 --> 00:34:25,647 Moi? Come on. 712 00:34:25,685 --> 00:34:27,153 Hey, what's going on over there? 713 00:34:27,188 --> 00:34:28,315 ls that some kind of rally? 714 00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:29,417 Yeah. After the Senate let out, 715 00:34:29,460 --> 00:34:31,224 -it just sort of happened. -Cool. 716 00:34:31,264 --> 00:34:32,630 l heard D'Shawn was outrageous, 717 00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:33,657 and Alicia fired Diaz 718 00:34:33,702 --> 00:34:35,398 as her campaign manager. 719 00:34:35,439 --> 00:34:37,841 Yeah, Latino Unidos is in total disarray, 720 00:34:37,877 --> 00:34:39,140 but the Greeks are coming on strong, 721 00:34:39,181 --> 00:34:40,980 and the Progressives are still the party to beat. 722 00:34:41,018 --> 00:34:42,316 No. You are coming on strong, 723 00:34:42,353 --> 00:34:43,343 and you are the party to beat. 724 00:34:43,389 --> 00:34:44,652 lt's in the bag, bro. 725 00:34:47,698 --> 00:34:50,191 -Oh, my God. -What? 726 00:34:50,237 --> 00:34:51,603 Look who's with Donna. 727 00:34:54,078 --> 00:34:58,713 Yeah. Uh... That's Donna's new roommate. 728 00:35:00,158 --> 00:35:04,930 Clare moved into the beach house? 729 00:35:04,968 --> 00:35:07,530 Have you guys seen Valerie anywhere? 730 00:35:14,923 --> 00:35:16,482 What are you smiling at? 731 00:35:21,102 --> 00:35:23,835 Where did you learn that trick? 732 00:35:23,875 --> 00:35:25,708 l told you. 733 00:35:25,812 --> 00:35:28,511 l ran away and joined the big top. 734 00:35:28,551 --> 00:35:31,387 Oh, you're one of those acrobats, right? 735 00:35:31,424 --> 00:35:33,154 No, wait. A contortionist. 736 00:35:33,194 --> 00:35:36,929 And a lion tamer. 737 00:35:39,207 --> 00:35:41,302 Well, you must be pretty good with a whip. 738 00:35:41,345 --> 00:35:43,679 Had those big cats right where l wanted them. 739 00:35:43,717 --> 00:35:46,017 Oh, yeah? 740 00:35:46,055 --> 00:35:50,827 Up on their hind legs, and loving every minute of it. 741 00:35:55,408 --> 00:35:57,708 Who are you? 742 00:36:21,162 --> 00:36:23,029 Are you sure this is legal? 743 00:36:23,066 --> 00:36:24,694 Yes. l got it at an auto parts store. 744 00:36:24,736 --> 00:36:26,432 An auto parts store? 745 00:36:26,473 --> 00:36:28,169 lt's for women who don't want to look 746 00:36:28,210 --> 00:36:29,439 like they're driving home alone at night, 747 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:30,948 so they stick him on the front seat next to them. 748 00:36:30,983 --> 00:36:33,579 l don't know about this. 749 00:36:33,622 --> 00:36:34,885 lt's going to work great. 750 00:36:34,925 --> 00:36:36,393 You said the only time you don't snore 751 00:36:36,428 --> 00:36:37,760 is when you're in bed with a guy. 752 00:36:37,798 --> 00:36:39,460 So... 753 00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:43,566 meet Mr. Man. 754 00:36:43,609 --> 00:36:46,102 Hey, sailor. New in town? Hmm. 755 00:36:46,148 --> 00:36:49,678 Well, he is kind of cute in an inflatable kind of way. 756 00:36:49,722 --> 00:36:50,951 Yeah. And l bet 757 00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:53,553 he doesn't leave his dirty dishes in the sink. 758 00:36:53,597 --> 00:36:55,396 Better yet, he probably doesn't leave the toilet seat up. 759 00:36:55,434 --> 00:36:57,461 Or make you feel guilty for being in a bad mood. 760 00:36:57,506 --> 00:37:01,571 ln other words, he's perfect, and l want him. 761 00:37:13,305 --> 00:37:15,400 What's wrong? 762 00:37:15,444 --> 00:37:18,006 Can you drive me home? 763 00:37:18,049 --> 00:37:19,813 Stay awhile. 764 00:37:19,853 --> 00:37:21,412 l can't. 765 00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:23,585 l have a curfew. 766 00:37:24,830 --> 00:37:26,766 You have a what? 767 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,270 Just take me home. 768 00:37:42,434 --> 00:37:44,768 Turn right at the corner. 769 00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:47,139 l still can't believe you live in Beverly Hills. 770 00:37:47,177 --> 00:37:50,274 Why? You don't think l fit in? 771 00:37:50,317 --> 00:37:54,018 Why would you want to? 772 00:37:54,059 --> 00:37:56,997 That's it over there. 773 00:38:02,376 --> 00:38:03,844 Something wrong? 774 00:38:03,946 --> 00:38:05,471 You're Valerie? 775 00:38:05,515 --> 00:38:07,644 Oh. Good news travels fast. 776 00:38:07,687 --> 00:38:10,625 Why do l get the feeling l'm being set up or something here? 777 00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:12,857 Beats me. 778 00:38:12,898 --> 00:38:14,389 You knew exactly who l was 779 00:38:14,434 --> 00:38:16,233 when you walked into that pool hall. 780 00:38:18,075 --> 00:38:20,011 Sweet dreams, Dylan. 781 00:38:56,657 --> 00:38:58,250 Ready when you are. 782 00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:04,340 After a tumultuous campaign 783 00:39:04,374 --> 00:39:07,835 which saw more than its share of charges and countercharges, 784 00:39:07,881 --> 00:39:10,876 C.U. students are finally going to the polls today 785 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:14,917 to elect their new student body officers. 786 00:39:14,996 --> 00:39:16,932 lf this campaign has proven anything, 787 00:39:17,033 --> 00:39:18,935 it's that anything can happen. 788 00:39:19,037 --> 00:39:21,030 Oh, God! 789 00:39:21,075 --> 00:39:22,475 Now what did you do? 790 00:39:22,512 --> 00:39:23,912 Nothing. 791 00:39:23,948 --> 00:39:26,510 Gotcha! 792 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:38,207 You think, if we slipped out the back door, 793 00:39:38,245 --> 00:39:39,577 anyone would notice? 794 00:39:39,614 --> 00:39:40,912 l think it's worth a shot. 795 00:39:40,951 --> 00:39:44,652 Hey, my father wanted you to know that any friend 796 00:39:44,692 --> 00:39:46,889 of his lackey is a good friend of his. 797 00:39:46,930 --> 00:39:48,159 Give him my best. 798 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,168 l will. 799 00:39:49,202 --> 00:39:51,638 -Hey, Clare. -Hi. 800 00:39:51,674 --> 00:39:53,267 Any word yet? 801 00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:54,972 Dad, correct me if l'm wrong. 802 00:39:55,013 --> 00:39:56,675 Didn't you come over here 20 minutes ago 803 00:39:56,717 --> 00:39:58,310 and ask me that exact same question? 804 00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:00,551 And didn't l, at that time, explain to you 805 00:40:00,592 --> 00:40:02,585 that Kelly and Steve said it would be hours 806 00:40:02,630 --> 00:40:03,723 before all the ballots were counted. 807 00:40:03,765 --> 00:40:05,826 Just let me know if they call. 808 00:40:05,870 --> 00:40:07,463 He will, honey. He will. 809 00:40:07,507 --> 00:40:09,773 l will. Bye-bye. 810 00:40:09,812 --> 00:40:12,248 Your parents and my parents are so alike, it's scary. 811 00:40:12,283 --> 00:40:13,808 Hey! 812 00:40:13,853 --> 00:40:15,287 Look who's here. 813 00:40:15,323 --> 00:40:16,882 We had to come pay our respects. 814 00:40:16,927 --> 00:40:18,020 Hi, cutie pie. 815 00:40:18,062 --> 00:40:19,223 Josh, campaign's over. 816 00:40:19,265 --> 00:40:20,324 You don't have to kiss any more babies. 817 00:40:20,367 --> 00:40:21,596 Will you give me a break? 818 00:40:21,637 --> 00:40:23,003 -Well, maybe, if we get elected. -Oh, come on. 819 00:40:23,039 --> 00:40:24,872 ls there any doubt you guys are going to win in a walk? 820 00:40:24,911 --> 00:40:26,345 -Yes. -Yes. 821 00:40:26,380 --> 00:40:28,714 lt looks like it's getting down to the wire, you guys. 822 00:40:28,752 --> 00:40:31,690 lf it isn't my favorite Minister of Propaganda. 823 00:40:31,724 --> 00:40:34,092 l think l deserve a better title than that. Don't you, Josh? 824 00:40:34,130 --> 00:40:35,325 How about Friend of the Court? 825 00:40:35,365 --> 00:40:36,333 How about Best Friend 826 00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:37,562 of the Court? 827 00:40:37,604 --> 00:40:39,004 What am l? Chopped Liver? 828 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,303 No. You're the tall guy 829 00:40:40,343 --> 00:40:41,971 who towers above the rest of us mere mortals. 830 00:40:42,013 --> 00:40:44,313 And who goes out on a limb for his friends. 831 00:40:44,351 --> 00:40:46,821 And who dragged the entire varsity basketball team 832 00:40:46,856 --> 00:40:49,019 to the polls to vote for the lndependent slate. 833 00:40:49,061 --> 00:40:50,997 -Thanks, man. -lt was the least l could do. 834 00:40:51,032 --> 00:40:52,125 Hey, everybody! 835 00:40:52,234 --> 00:40:54,101 Hot pies out of the oven. Who's hungry? 836 00:40:54,138 --> 00:40:55,606 -Me. -Me. 837 00:40:55,642 --> 00:40:58,135 Go get 'em, guys. 838 00:40:58,181 --> 00:40:59,649 l'm too nervous to eat. 839 00:40:59,683 --> 00:41:01,915 So that's why you're so scrawny. 840 00:41:01,955 --> 00:41:04,084 You must spend a lot of time nervous. 841 00:41:04,193 --> 00:41:07,097 Guys, Walter Chen wants to do a ''Day ln The Life'' cinema... 842 00:41:07,166 --> 00:41:08,862 -verite... -verite... 843 00:41:08,902 --> 00:41:10,370 thing, right, with you two. 844 00:41:10,406 --> 00:41:12,706 l think we should probably wait till we're elected 845 00:41:12,745 --> 00:41:14,509 before we commit to something like that, David. 846 00:41:14,548 --> 00:41:17,952 That's a good idea. 847 00:41:17,989 --> 00:41:20,927 -l gotta get out of here. -Yeah. 848 00:41:22,499 --> 00:41:24,127 Hey, good luck, you guys. 849 00:41:24,236 --> 00:41:26,103 Thanks. 850 00:41:26,140 --> 00:41:28,133 So, win or lose, what are the chances 851 00:41:28,177 --> 00:41:30,773 of you, me, Kelly and Valerie going out together? 852 00:41:30,816 --> 00:41:33,378 Look at you, already trying to make backroom deals. 853 00:41:33,422 --> 00:41:34,856 l've got a reputation to uphold. 854 00:41:34,891 --> 00:41:36,382 Let's not talk about your reputation. 855 00:41:36,428 --> 00:41:37,760 Didn't Kelly call yet? 856 00:41:37,798 --> 00:41:39,426 Get out of here. 857 00:41:39,467 --> 00:41:40,594 Okay. Just wondering. 858 00:41:40,637 --> 00:41:42,196 Go on, go on. Get out of here. 859 00:41:50,090 --> 00:41:52,185 Oh, man, l didn't think 860 00:41:52,295 --> 00:41:53,593 we were going to get out of there alive. 861 00:41:53,630 --> 00:41:54,689 No kidding. 862 00:41:54,733 --> 00:41:55,962 You want to, uh... 863 00:41:56,002 --> 00:41:57,402 you want to take a ride or something? 864 00:41:57,438 --> 00:41:58,906 Kill some time till Kelly and Steve call? 865 00:41:58,942 --> 00:42:00,638 ln your car? 866 00:42:00,679 --> 00:42:02,409 l'm a man of the people. 867 00:42:02,449 --> 00:42:04,248 Well, say hi to the people for me. 868 00:42:04,286 --> 00:42:08,158 l'll be back in 20 minutes. 869 00:42:08,194 --> 00:42:10,255 -Hey, Josh. -What? 870 00:42:12,203 --> 00:42:15,938 What are we going to do if we actually win this thing? 871 00:42:15,978 --> 00:42:20,009 What every politician does-- we'll make it up as we go along. 872 00:42:20,053 --> 00:42:23,321 -See ya. -See ya. 873 00:43:29,733 --> 00:43:31,326 Are you okay? 874 00:43:38,185 --> 00:43:40,781 We finished counting the votes. 875 00:43:40,824 --> 00:43:42,417 You won. 59023

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