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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,237 Heads up! Good defense! 2 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,799 Good defense! 3 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:01,075 We're going downtown. 4 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,956 Shut the hell up, you stupid mutt! 5 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,669 What do you want? 6 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:19,596 HDS, sir. How are you this afternoon? Alrighty. I have a package for you. 7 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:23,993 It sounds broken. 8 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:28,518 Most likely. I'll bet it was something nice. This is an insurance form. 9 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,399 If you'll just sign here, here, and here... 10 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:34,234 ...we'll get the rest of the forms to you soon. 11 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,792 That's a lovely dog. 12 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:43,510 - Do you mind if I pet him? - I don't give a rat's ass. 13 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,552 Oh, brother! 14 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,716 That's fine. I can finish the rest. 15 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:02,396 You just have yourself a good day. Take care now. Bye-bye. 16 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:16,271 Excuse me! HDS! 17 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:18,272 HDS! Coming through! 18 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:19,873 Got a package, people! 19 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,193 Get away from the door. 20 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,438 What's the matter with you? I said, get! 21 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,355 Son of a bitch! 22 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,429 That was a close one! 23 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:51,715 Unfortunately... 24 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,157 ...in every contest there must be a loser. 25 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:07,435 Hungry, fellow? 26 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,193 There you go. 27 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:20,677 No problem. It gets flooded. We'll just wait a few seconds. 28 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,792 Or we can try it now. 29 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,075 Putz! 30 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:26,315 Come on! 31 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,711 Get out! Get out! 32 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:34,272 Warning: Assholes are closer than they appear! 33 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,869 Give me a push while you're back there. 34 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:44,831 Alrighty, then! 35 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,273 It's alive! 36 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,158 It's alive! 37 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:37,556 My little baby, come here. You missed Mommy, didn't you? 38 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:42,032 Yes, you did. Did Daddy hurt you? I won't let him. No, I won't. 39 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:47,156 He can keep the big TV, but he's not gonna hurt my baby, no he's not. 40 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,636 Thank you, Mr. Ventura. 41 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,238 How can I ever repay you? 42 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,754 A reward would be good. 43 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,879 There is some damage to my car, and I had to fill it with premium. 44 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,158 Would you like for me to take your pants off instead? 45 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:13,040 Gee! Let me think. 46 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,554 Sure. 47 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,473 People are real friendly around here. 48 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,718 Ventura! 49 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,279 Yes, Satan? 50 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,153 I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else. 51 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:28,828 Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura. 52 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:32,679 You owe me rent. 53 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,872 Mr. Shickadance, I told you, you're my first priority. 54 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:39,510 I'm on a very big case right now. Check this out. 55 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,439 Look at that. That's a true albino pigeon. 56 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,877 Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a $25,000 reward. 57 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:47,997 As soon as I find this bird... 58 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:49,116 ...you're paid. 59 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,715 I heard animals in there. 60 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:54,633 I heard them again this morning, scratching around. 61 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,796 I never bring my work home with me. 62 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,274 Oh, yeah? 63 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,199 What's all this pet food for? 64 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:02,996 Fiber. 65 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,791 Wanna take a look inside? Come on! 66 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:08,669 Come on! 67 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,471 Go ahead. Snoop around! 68 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,149 Well? 69 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,038 Are you satisfied? 70 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:44,598 Just don't let me catch you with an animal in here. That's all. 71 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,034 All right. 72 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,475 Take care, now. Bye-bye, then. 73 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:51,588 Loser! 74 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,352 Come to me, jungle friends. 75 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:36,673 Roger, let me ask you one question. 76 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:39,480 How in hell do you lose a 500-pound fish? 77 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:41,956 What? 78 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,310 I'm sorry, I was just going to say... 79 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,239 ...that it's not a fish. It's a mammal. 80 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,510 Thank you, Miss Jacques Cousteau. 81 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,558 She didn't mean anything by that. 82 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:54,951 I don't give a good goddamn about that fish! 83 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,469 Fillet it and fast-food it if you want to! 84 00:10:57,680 --> 00:11:00,911 All I give a damn about is winning the Super Bowl! 85 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,635 My athletes have got to have their heads in the right place! 86 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:08,879 Shit, Roger! You've been in this business a long time. 87 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:11,993 You know how superstitious these players are. 88 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:16,519 I have a quarterback that's put his socks on backwards since high school. 89 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:20,673 I've got a linebacker that hasn't washed his jockey strap in two years... 90 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:23,514 ...because he thinks flies are lucky. 91 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:27,310 I want that fish on that field Super Bowl Sunday. 92 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:28,993 Find the fish... 93 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:30,832 ...or find new jobs! 94 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,833 Why did it happen now, two weeks before the Super Bowl? 95 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,873 I'll tell you, it's those animal-rights activists! 96 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:38,752 Always out with their signs: 97 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,798 "Animals were born free! Stop torturing Snowflake!" 98 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,991 That fish lives better than they do. 99 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:48,671 The police are checking into the animal- rights groups. Have they called back? 100 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:52,031 No, but I wanted to tell you, when I lost my Cuddles... 101 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:53,998 ...I hired a pet detective. 102 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:55,515 A what? 103 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,150 A pet detective. 104 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,353 Thanks, Martha, but we better leave this to professionals. 105 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,676 Well, actually, he was quite good. 106 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:09,357 Pet detection is a very involved, highly scientific process. 107 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,272 Like a glove! 108 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,116 Mr. Ventura here to see you. 109 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,109 Thanks, Martha. 110 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:18,833 Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson. 111 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,268 Pleasure to meet you. 112 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,313 Any trouble getting in? 113 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:26,599 No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle. 114 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,678 Security's tight Super Bowl week. 115 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:33,077 Why don't you have a seat? I'll get right to the point. 116 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:38,196 Our mascot was stolen from his tank last night. Are you familiar with Snowflake? 117 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:39,555 Negative. 118 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,270 We got him from Miami. He's a rare bottle-nosed dolphin. 119 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:46,677 This is a new trick he was going to do for the halftime show. 120 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:47,830 Let's go. 121 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,991 Blue 42, blue 42! 122 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,355 Hut, hut! 123 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:55,836 All right! 124 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,472 Come on, let's go! 125 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,712 Good boy! 126 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,199 Would you like an ashtray? 127 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,034 I don't smoke. 128 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,271 It's a disgusting habit. 129 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,359 The police came today. 130 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,632 Apparently, the kidnappers came in through the back with a... 131 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,913 Four-wheel-drive van, loaded from the rear. 132 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,793 Roger, how you holding up? 133 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:43,875 If I'm walking funny it's because I got two dozen reporters up my ass. 134 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:47,038 They've been asking me about Snowflake all morning. 135 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,109 Who's he? 136 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,669 Roger Podacter, meet Ace Ventura. 137 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,678 He's our pet detective. 138 00:14:56,440 --> 00:15:00,558 Nice to meet you. You came very highly recommended by Martha Mertz. 139 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,119 Martha Mertz? 140 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,832 Oh, yeah, the bitch! 141 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:10,518 Pekingese, lost in Highland Park area. She was half-dead when I found her. 142 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,034 Is that the tank? 143 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:13,994 Excuse me. 144 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:25,909 - Cops drain it? - Yes, this morning. 145 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,796 If I'm not back in five minutes... 146 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,439 ...just wait longer. 147 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:51,670 Captain's log, stardate 23.9, rounded off to the nearest decimal point. 148 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:56,875 We've traveled back in time to save an ancient species from annihilation. 149 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,190 So far... 150 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:02,518 ...no signs of aquatic life, but I am going to find it. 151 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,837 If I have to tear another black hole, I'm going to find it! 152 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:09,476 I've got to, mister! 153 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,312 Oh, great! 154 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,439 I'll try to head them off. 155 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,557 Ace, get out of the tank. 156 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,352 I just can't do it, captain! 157 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,431 I don't have the power! 158 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,035 People! 159 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,510 I said, get out of the tank now! 160 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:40,235 For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pool man! 161 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,833 Where's Snowflake? 162 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,918 Snowflake is not available right now. 163 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:49,398 Roger, I've been waiting all day. I got to get a shot of his new trick! 164 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:51,073 What, is he sick? 165 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,433 People, people! 166 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:44,952 Lassie must be missing. 167 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,959 Make any good collars lately? 168 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,838 Or were they leashes? 169 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,752 Homicide, Ventura. 170 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,190 How are you gonna solve that one? 171 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,356 Good question, Aguado! 172 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:13,953 First, I'd establish a motive. 173 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:18,716 The killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous. 174 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:25,474 Then I'd lose 30 pounds porking his wife! 175 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:27,834 Come on! 176 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,633 Now, kiss and make up! 177 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:36,989 Excuse me. 178 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,629 I'd like to ass you a few questions. 179 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:41,598 This is not the time, Ace. 180 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:46,231 If Einhorn come down here and see me talking to you or your ass, I'm history. 181 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:51,396 I can keep him under control. You have to tell me who's on the Snowflake case. 182 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,916 I can't do nothing for you on that. My hands are tied. 183 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:58,357 All right, that's it! Now it's my turn! 184 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,909 Five minutes alone, that's all I need! 185 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,799 Better look alive. Einhorn's on her way down. 186 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:06,438 Come on, now. Ace, please. 187 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:10,639 What's that matter? Afraid I'll make a stink? Come on! 188 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,996 Aguado's working the case, all right? 189 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,389 Aguado! 190 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,754 Good call! 191 00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,996 We're just a little busy now... 192 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,909 ...with murderers and burglaries and drug dealers. Things like that. 193 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,993 A missing dolphin isn't exactly a high priority. 194 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,358 Now you've pissed him off. 195 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,592 - Would you give me a break? - I can't hold him much longer! 196 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:36,795 My boss is coming! 197 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,798 Okay, look. 198 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,634 We ran a check with local animal-rights groups. 199 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:46,839 We checked out the taxidermists and we already checked on van rentals. 200 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:50,152 So far, nothing, nathin', nada. All right? 201 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,553 Any unusual bets being made? 202 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,711 Of course! This is Super Bowl! 203 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,434 - What'd you find out about the tank? - Nothing. 204 00:19:57,640 --> 00:20:00,757 Tire tracks, an escape route. A guard didn't see anything. 205 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,393 - That's it? - I swear. 206 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:06,717 Now will you please get out of here before I get in trouble? 207 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,672 Thank you for your cooperation. 208 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,754 By the way, do you have a mint? 209 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,111 Perhaps some Binaca? 210 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,428 Assholomio 211 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,396 Osadomia 212 00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:40,711 Holy testicle Tuesday! 213 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,914 What the hell is he doing here? 214 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,673 I came to confess. 215 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:49,277 I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. 216 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:54,238 Spare me the routine. I know you're working the Snowflake case. 217 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:58,235 May I suggest you yield to the experts on this one? 218 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,590 We'll find the porpoise. 219 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,879 Now I feel better. 220 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:09,076 Of course, that might not do any good. 221 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,670 Nobody's missing a porpoise. It's a dolphin that's been taken. 222 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,480 The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout... 223 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:19,593 ...while the bottle-nosed dolphin, or Tursiops truncatus... 224 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:24,112 ...has an elongated beak, cone-shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. 225 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,954 But I'm sure you already knew that. 226 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,430 That's what turns me on about you. 227 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,193 Your attention to detail. 228 00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,672 Listen, pet dick... 229 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,710 ...how would you like me to make your life a living hell? 230 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,876 Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois. 231 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,991 But thank you for asking. 232 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:50,271 Maybe I'll give you a call sometime. 233 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:51,799 Your number still 911? 234 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,792 Alrighty, then! 235 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,550 Excuse me. Is Greg here? 236 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,669 Thank you! 237 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,432 What's the password? 238 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,148 New England clam chowder. 239 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,200 Is that the red or the white? 240 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,232 I can never remember that! 241 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,315 White? 242 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:13,236 Hey, Woodstock! 243 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,590 Hey, Saint Francis, how's it going? 244 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:19,150 Super, thanks for asking. I hope you're having a lovely day. 245 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,355 Do you? 246 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,749 Don't I? 247 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,636 So what are you up to? 248 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,314 Just watching the fishies. 249 00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,592 You see those blips? That's a Norwegian whaling fleet. 250 00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:34,511 I'm sending them new directional coordinates. 251 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,871 They'll find Jimmy Hoffa... 252 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,832 ...before they find any whales. 253 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:43,471 Gravy! So can you still tap into the aquatic supply stores in the area? 254 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:44,994 Of course I can. Why? 255 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:47,310 I wanna trace the sale of equipment... 256 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,358 ...for transporting or housing a dolphin recently. 257 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,558 Come on, I thought you had a challenge for me. 258 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:58,356 All right, we got marine winch, sling, feeder fish, 20,000-gallon tank... 259 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,510 Wait a minute. Look here. 260 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:05,471 That's a lot of equipment for a civilian. 261 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,518 Ronald Camp? The billionaire? 262 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,069 Billionaire and rare-fish collector. 263 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:13,949 Really? 264 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,112 That is the face of the enemy. 265 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:19,951 Always trying to get his greedy hands on endangered species. 266 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:21,635 Hold on. 267 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,637 Camp is connected with the dolphins? 268 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:27,350 That subgenius gave them the land the stadium's built on. 269 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:32,549 And look, he's throwing another "I'm the richest man in the universe" party. 270 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,316 Looks like it's time for me to get myself a date. 271 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:48,515 I'm really going out on a limb here. His social events are strictly A-list. 272 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:53,555 The date started good, Chuck, but before we got to the party, she tensed up. 273 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,196 If you do anything to embarrass me... 274 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,237 What? Like this? 275 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,958 Hi, Captain Stubing. 276 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,713 How are Gopher and Doc? 277 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,311 Permission to come aboard, sir. 278 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,599 I'm sorry, ladies. 279 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,193 Glad you could make it. 280 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,879 Thank you. 281 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,389 You look wonderful. 282 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,198 And who is he, a friend? 283 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,200 No, this is... This is my date. 284 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,638 He's a lawyer. 285 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,872 Does he have a name, or should I call him "Lawyer"? 286 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,551 I'm sorry. This is Ace V... 287 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,393 Tom Ace. 288 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,713 Pleasure to meet you. 289 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,831 Congratulations on all your success. 290 00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,513 You smell terrific! 291 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:11,554 One of the first lessons we learned... 292 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:12,829 ...back at... 293 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:17,995 ...Stanford was the growth of food- poisoning claims against wealthy-people. 294 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,431 One could make quite a lucrative law practice... 295 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,834 ...with little else. 296 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,951 How is everybody feeling tonight? 297 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,631 Very, very well, thank you. 298 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,635 Look, honey... 299 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,552 ...there's the hors d'oeuvres. 300 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,990 Are you insane? There is no way that Camp stole Snowflake. 301 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,476 What are you trying to do? 302 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,917 Will you keep him occupied while I work my magic, please? 303 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,118 Smooshy, isn't it? 304 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,278 We got a few cases from my new dealer in Paris. 305 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,753 Excuse me, Ron... 306 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,911 ...I need to use the bathroom. 307 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,276 I think it's the pâté. 308 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,158 Sure, it's over there. 309 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,919 Stuff probably looks better on the way out. 310 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,475 He wasn't feeling well earlier today. 311 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,709 Gravy! 312 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,792 Don't worry, Snowflake. 313 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:18,678 Ace Ventura's here. 314 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,108 Yummy! 315 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,788 Snowflake! 316 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:45,833 Here, Snowflake. 317 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,031 I've got a snack for you. 318 00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,592 They're wonderful, aren't they? 319 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,191 Yes, they certainly are. 320 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,116 No matter what's going on in my life... 321 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,316 ...I can always watch them swim... 322 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,870 ...and be totally at peace. 323 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,513 It's not Snowflake! 324 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,878 It's not Snowflake! 325 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,880 It's not Snowflake! 326 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,911 Are you sure your date is all right? 327 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,957 It's been an awfully long time. 328 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,474 Who, Tom? 329 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,870 Well, I'm sure he's fine. 330 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,071 Do not go in there! 331 00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,909 I'm sorry. I'll have the plumbing checked immediately. 332 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:29,073 Do that! If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed. 333 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,356 I'm sorry again, Mr. Ace. 334 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,359 What're you doing? 335 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,033 I'm sorry, Ron. 336 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,554 What's he doing? 337 00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,119 Let's go! 338 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,799 Stop it! 339 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,872 I don't even wanna know why your pants are missing! 340 00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:53,838 You could've cost me my job! 341 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,956 So you found a pebble in Snowflake's tank. I'll call CNN. 342 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,270 I found it in the filter, thank you. 343 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,798 And it's not a pebble, it's a rare, triangular cut orange amber. 344 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,038 What're you talking about? 345 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,352 Tonight I saw the same stone in Camp's ring. 346 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,631 I thought you said Camp didn't do it. 347 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,189 No, his ring wasn't missing a stone. 348 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,278 But whoever was in that tank had a ring just like his. 349 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,277 Ring? What ring? 350 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,037 The 1984 Dolphin AFC championship ring. 351 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,514 I find the ring with a missing stone, I find Snowflake. 352 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,312 How you gonna do that? 353 00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,554 Simple. 354 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:46,436 Loser! 355 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,790 Why don't you learn how to drive, pal? 356 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,948 You wanna play? 357 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,708 Damn it! 358 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:22,271 That stone could've come from anywhere. 359 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,112 It could've come from... 360 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,193 ...a necklace or a pendant, an earring. 361 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:31,553 It came from an '84 AFC championship ring. 362 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:40,156 Einhorn thinks it may have been an animal-rights group. You know FAN? 363 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:45,351 Free Animals Now, started by Chelsea, daughter of industrialist Fisher Gamble? 364 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,516 Over half a million members worldwide? 365 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,551 No. Who are they? 366 00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,389 Did you know... 367 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:55,758 ...they sent letters to college teams demanding the release of their mascots? 368 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,439 What do you feed your dog? 369 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,076 Dog food. Why? 370 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,679 He is miserable! 371 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,553 What are you talking about? 372 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,594 He's very unhappy. I feel sorry for him. Bad diet, isolated environment. 373 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,831 It's amazing he's still alive. 374 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:16,832 You're just mad because your stupid pebble theory didn't work out. 375 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,393 You can't express anger. 376 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,111 Yeah? And you're ugly. 377 00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:25,798 I'm not even gonna talk to you. Would you please leave? 378 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,797 Why? So you can beat him? 379 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,029 Fatty! 380 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,159 You're unbelievable! 381 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,550 Hiring you was the biggest mistake I ever made. 382 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,513 Well, why don't you cry about it, saddlebags? 383 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:42,759 You like her, huh? 384 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,198 Yeah, she's all right. 385 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,351 Look, Melissa, I... 386 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:03,919 I'm here at the North Beach Towers condo complex in north Miami... 387 00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,675 ...where Roger Podacter, head of operations for the Miami Dolphins... 388 00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,911 ...has apparently committed suicide... 389 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,789 ...allegedly leaping to his death from his 20th-story balcony... 390 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:23,879 You okay? 391 00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,595 I told you. I was in my apartment... 392 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,949 ...across the hall. 393 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:30,238 I heard a scream... 394 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,357 ...so I called the manager. 395 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,111 The place was empty, except for the dog. 396 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,754 I opened the balcony door and looked out... 397 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,030 ...splat, bang, pancake time. 398 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,271 Okay, thank you very much. 399 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,679 Hi there, fella. 400 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,273 Have a bad night? 401 00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:02,835 So... 402 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,191 ...animals can sense evil. 403 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,192 Who let Dr. Doolittle in? 404 00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,829 Lieutenant, he came with Miss Robinson. 405 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:14,756 This is police business. We'll let you know if the coroner finds a tick. 406 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,350 Face it... 407 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,551 Forget it. She's right. 408 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:21,755 Besides... 409 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:26,312 ...I wouldn't want someone tracing my steps, pointing out my mistakes. 410 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,514 So... 411 00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:45,389 ...you don't think this is an obvious suicide, Mr. Pet Detective? 412 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:50,078 I wouldn't say that. There's plenty of evidence here to support your theory. 413 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,471 Except, of course, for that spot of blood on the railing. 414 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,310 May I tell you what I think happened? 415 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,879 Alrighty, then! 416 00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,595 Roger Podacter went out after work, had a few drinks, then came home. 417 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,469 He wasn't alone. Someone else was with him. There was a struggle... 418 00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,148 ...and he was thrown over that balcony. 419 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,749 Roger Podacter didn't commit suicide. 420 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,678 He was murdered. 421 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,555 That's a very entertaining story... 422 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:24,839 ...but real detectives have to worry about that little thing called... 423 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:26,553 ...evidence. 424 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,791 I think I heard a toilet flush. 425 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,235 Maybe somebody lost a turtle. 426 00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,159 Well, I... 427 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,990 I guess I'm out of my league here. 428 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:44,553 Good work. 429 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:55,349 There is just one more thing, lieutenant. 430 00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,953 This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor. 431 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,395 She said she heard a scream. Right? 432 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:04,478 And you had to open the balcony door when you came in? 433 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:08,076 - That's true. - You're sure you had to open this door? 434 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:09,275 I'm certain. 435 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,431 What's the point, Ventura? 436 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,951 Only this. 437 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,391 This is double-paned, soundproof glass. There is no way... 438 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:33,076 ...she could have heard Podacter scream on the way down. 439 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,550 The scream she heard came from inside... 440 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:40,476 ...before he was thrown off the balcony. The murderer closed the door upon going. 441 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,431 Can you feel that, buddy? 442 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:51,513 I have exorcized the demons! 443 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,034 This house is clear. 444 00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,958 - Losers. - Get him out of here! 445 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,557 - Losers! Losers! - Let's go, Ace. 446 00:41:03,240 --> 00:41:04,389 Losers. 447 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:07,835 Come on. 448 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,758 Back to the zoo. 449 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,313 What are you thinking? 450 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,275 This whole thing is connected, somehow. 451 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,269 I want to find that other ring. 452 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,190 Ace, you checked all the rings. 453 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,510 Receipts? What about receipts? 454 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,352 There's gotta be receipts. 455 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:40,311 That was pretty impressive, what you did at the apartment. 456 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,632 You don't have to tell me. 457 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,559 I was there. 458 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:50,269 Maybe you should've joined the police force, become a real detective. 459 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,351 I don't do humans. 460 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,118 You really love animals. 461 00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:59,478 If it gets cold enough. 462 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,834 No, I have a kinship with them. 463 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,513 I understand them. 464 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,271 Wanna hear something spooky? 465 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,674 Sure. 466 00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:17,432 One time when I was about 12, I had a dream that I was being followed by... 467 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,398 ...a big dog with rabies. 468 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:21,471 He had these bloodshot eyes... 469 00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,432 ...and foam came out of his mouth. 470 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:28,550 No matter how fast I ran, he just kept gaining on me and gaining on me. 471 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:33,439 Then just before I got to my front door... 472 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,149 ...he jumped and sank his teeth in. 473 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,917 That's when I woke up... 474 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:43,118 ...and felt the back of my neck. Check that out. 475 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:47,514 Bastard! 476 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,360 I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. 477 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,832 Want to know why I do this? 478 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,712 I'm not sure anymore. 479 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:57,353 You better be sure... 480 00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:00,429 ...because once you get inside my head... 481 00:43:00,720 --> 00:43:02,312 ...there's no turning back. 482 00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:14,395 So... 483 00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:18,436 Are these all? There's only a dozen. 484 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,671 Maybe it's in another file, in the back. 485 00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,478 Who the hell is that? 486 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:24,074 What? 487 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:29,188 That. 488 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,671 Who the hell is that? 489 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,596 That's Ray Finkle, the kicker. Don't you know who he is? 490 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,992 Why isn't he in this picture? 491 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,910 This was taken earlier in the year. Ray Finkle wasn't added till mid-season. 492 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,516 He missed the final field goal in the Super Bowl that year. 493 00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,318 Cost the Dolphins the game. 494 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,870 But he got himself a ring, didn't he? 495 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:03,314 Definitely. 496 00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:06,273 "Replacement kicker having a great year." 497 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:09,114 "Ready for Super Bowl, all-star kicker boasts." 498 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,551 "Field goal sails wide, Dolphins lose Super Bowl." 499 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,514 "The kick heard round the world." 500 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,991 That was Finkle. The Dolphins lost by one point. 501 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,760 Poor guy. 502 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,155 Poor guy with a motive, baby. 503 00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,999 Where is he now? 504 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:30,312 I heard he went back to his hometown in Collier County. 505 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:34,630 Really? 506 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:38,790 You're gonna drop me off before you go? 507 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,274 No way. You shouldn't be left alone right now. 508 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:44,988 It might not be safe at your apartment. 509 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,432 What do you suggest? 510 00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:31,519 Oh, my God! 511 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,958 Oh, my God. 512 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,112 Three times? 513 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,274 I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before. 514 00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,712 I must be tired. 515 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,752 Okay, I'm ready again. 516 00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,591 I'm looking for Ray Finkle... 517 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,517 ...and a clean pair of shorts. 518 00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:45,518 What do you know about Ray Finkle? 519 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,512 Soccer-style kicker. Graduated from Collier High, 1976. 520 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:54,355 Stetson University honors graduate, 1980. Holds two NCAA records. 521 00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,113 Most points and distance. 522 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,073 Nickname, "The Mule." The only pro athlete from here. 523 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,033 And one hell of a model American. 524 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,239 Are you another one of them Hard Copy guys? 525 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:11,469 No, sir. 526 00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:13,113 I'm just a big Finkle fan. 527 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,950 This is my Graceland, sir. 528 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,751 Will you put that gun down? 529 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,232 The boy is a fan of our son. 530 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,072 So nice to meet you. 531 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,719 I'm Ray's mother... 532 00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:29,598 ...and this is Ray's father. 533 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:32,032 It's a real honor! 534 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,473 It's an honor to have you here. 535 00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:39,878 My Ray is so appreciative of his fans. 536 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,509 He'll be so pleased you stopped by. 537 00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,830 Are you expecting Ray anytime soon? 538 00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,594 Oh, yes. I expect him home any minute. 539 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:51,397 Would you like some cookies? I just baked them. 540 00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,238 Yummy! 541 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,350 Ray Finkle's house. 542 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:04,198 I can't wait to meet him. 543 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,870 Ray ain't coming home. 544 00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,596 But your wife expects him any minute. 545 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,360 She expects him home any minute. 546 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:19,989 See, the engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel. 547 00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,509 Eight years ago... 548 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:26,673 ...our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital. 549 00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:29,633 And they're still bugging us to pick up his stuff. 550 00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:33,350 It was all that Dan Marino's fault. Everyone knows that. 551 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,752 If he'd held the ball laces out, like he's supposed to... 552 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,275 ...Ray wouldn't have missed the kick. 553 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,639 Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. 554 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:45,791 Would you like a cookie, son? 555 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:49,833 What do you know? 556 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,157 They're little footballs. 557 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,679 Laces out. 558 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,879 When Ray gets back and starts kicking again... 559 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,350 ...he'll never even know he was gone. 560 00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,353 I've kept his room just the way he left it. 561 00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,234 Oh, boy! 562 00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,155 What a sports nut, huh? 563 00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:41,390 May I? 564 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,596 Oh, yes, by all means. 565 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,151 Five seconds to go here in Super Bowl 17. 566 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,118 Dolphins trailing the 49ers... 567 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:55,949 ... by one. This will win the game for Miami. 568 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,792 There's the snap. 569 00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:59,189 Marino holds. 570 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:00,555 The kick... 571 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,151 ... and it's high. No, it's... 572 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:04,236 ... no good. 573 00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:08,234 Ray Finkle blew a 26-yard field goal! 574 00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,277 I don't believe it! 575 00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,152 The Dolphins lose! 576 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:16,399 The Dolphins lose! The Dolphins lose the Super Bowl! 577 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,269 - Melissa, it's Ace! - Where are you? 578 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,956 I'm in psychoville, and Finkle's the mayor. Where's Marino? 579 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,315 Why? 580 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,557 He's about to join Snowflake. I've gotta know where he is! 581 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,833 He has a commercial shoot at the Bogart Sound Stage. 582 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,998 Call the police. Get extra security over there. Now! 583 00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,117 Ace, what's going on? 584 00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,155 Thought I left? 585 00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,838 I'm really gonna go this time. 586 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,230 Here we go, folks. Very quiet. 587 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,310 Action! 588 00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:01,439 I'm Dan Marino, and if anyone knows the value of protection, it's me. 589 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,352 So I take care of the hands that take care of me... 590 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,228 ...with Isotoner gloves! 591 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,311 Cut! Again from the top. 592 00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:15,555 I said, cut! 593 00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,028 Guys, it's a cut! 594 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,515 What the hell are they doing? 595 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:21,318 That's a cut! 596 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:28,634 - What is this, a rewrite? - Shut up! 597 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,279 - Where'd they go? - Over there! 598 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:35,475 Let's go! 599 00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:43,793 Excuse me, gentlemen! 600 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:45,109 Pet detective! 601 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:54,395 Come on! 602 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:55,828 What's wrong? 603 00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:57,473 Can't you hit me? 604 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,677 Have there been ransom demands? 605 00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:28,275 There's no communication with the kidnappers. 606 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,357 Will the Super Bowl be postponed? 607 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,033 The game is on as scheduled. 608 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:34,111 Why weren't we told about the kidnapping? 609 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:37,232 Secrecy was essential. We couldn't risk any interference. 610 00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:41,274 - Are the crimes related? - I'm sorry, I can't comment further. 611 00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,351 Now, if you'll excuse me... 612 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,430 Get me the autopsy on Podacter! 613 00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:50,399 Aguado, send out a memo: No one talks to the press! 614 00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,108 And somebody get me some coffee! 615 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:57,069 Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss a coffee! 616 00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:02,308 When I get out of that bathroom, you'd better be gone! 617 00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,876 Is it number one or number two? 618 00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,276 I just wanna know how much time I have. 619 00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:12,118 By the way, I went ahead and solved that... 620 00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,193 ...pesky Snowflake-Podacter- Marino thing. 621 00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,395 You ever heard of a former Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle? 622 00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:27,678 All right, Ventura... 623 00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,029 ...make it quick. 624 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,392 I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. 625 00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,200 It belongs to a Dolphin '84 AFC championship ring. 626 00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:39,432 It would've been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray missed the kick. 627 00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,551 Blames the whole thing on Marino. 628 00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:46,237 We're talking paranoid, delusional psychosis. I saw the guy's room. 629 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,590 Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter. 630 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,635 So how does Roger Podacter fit in? 631 00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:56,631 My guess is, Finkle was snooping around. Podacter recognized him. End of story. 632 00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:01,311 As for Snowflake, they gave him Finkle's number, taught him how to kick a goal. 633 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,272 Finkle took it personally. 634 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,238 So where is Finkle now? 635 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:11,718 Busted out of a mental institute. He's been plotting his revenge for years. 636 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,520 Waiting for the perfect time to get back at them. 637 00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:16,517 The time when it'd hurt them most: 638 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:18,790 Super Bowl time. 639 00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,315 Man, I'm tired of being right! 640 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,078 Congratulations. 641 00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:30,959 You've done some fine detective work... 642 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,909 ...Ace. 643 00:54:35,520 --> 00:54:38,034 I'm sorry, could you speak into my good ear? 644 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,316 I thought I heard you call me Ace. 645 00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:45,277 Maybe I was wrong about you. Maybe you are more than just a pet dick. 646 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:55,674 Your gun is digging into my hip. 647 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,319 What's wrong? 648 00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,915 Want me to read you your rights? 649 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,398 Maybe later. 650 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:06,509 What is it? 651 00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:08,273 That bony little bitch... 652 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:10,158 ...Melissa Robinson? 653 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,831 You just don't do anything for me. 654 00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:15,434 Down, boy! 655 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:20,034 Everything okay in here? I heard some commotion. 656 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:21,993 Fine, sergeant. 657 00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:24,032 You want me to throw him out? 658 00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,229 Why don't you throw yourself out? 659 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:30,388 Yes, ma'am. 660 00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:36,273 Ace, I want you to leave everything to us. 661 00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,637 I can't do that, lieutenant. I was hired to find Snowflake. 662 00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:41,472 When we find Marino... 663 00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:43,676 ...we'll deliver Snowflake. 664 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,911 When I find Snowflake... 665 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:48,998 ...I'll deliver Marino. 666 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,789 Melissa, it's Ace! 667 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,793 What are you doing here? It's the middle of the night. 668 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,431 You have to commit me. 669 00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:11,870 Finkle escaped from Shady Acres. They still have his stuff. 670 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,270 They aren't gonna let us look around. 671 00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:15,555 I know. 672 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:18,519 It's a good thing I'm a master of disguise. 673 00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:19,749 Mrs. Robinson... 674 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,036 ...I'm Dr. Handly. 675 00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,589 Now who is it you want us to look at? 676 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,034 My brother... 677 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,789 ...Larry. 678 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,234 I'm ready to go in. Just give me a chance! 679 00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,273 I know there's a lot riding on it, but it's all psychological. 680 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,198 Just gotta stay positive. 681 00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:44,317 I'm gonna execute a buttonhook pattern, super slow-mo. 682 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:12,428 Let's see that... 683 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,238 ...in an instant replay. 684 00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:32,111 Your brother won't be the first football pro we've treated. 685 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,954 - Is that right? - Yes, we're very sensitive... 686 00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,555 ...to the stress athletes have to endure. 687 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:39,677 I'm open! I'm open! 688 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,118 I'm open! 689 00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:45,309 We'll do some preliminary evaluations... 690 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:47,630 ...but I think he'll fit in nicely here. 691 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,393 Over here! 692 00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,158 351! 693 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,318 351! 694 00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,437 Rover, sit! Hut, hut! 695 00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:03,393 He seems to have some difficulty letting go of the game. 696 00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,871 Has he had a history of mental illness? 697 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:08,998 As long as I've known him. 698 00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:13,354 This is one of our therapy rooms. 699 00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:17,476 And we do arts and crafts out here in the courtyard. 700 00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:21,474 And this is the storage room. Down the hallway we have another... 701 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:23,153 Halftime! 702 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:40,314 He'll be fine there by himself for the next 20 minutes. 703 00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:44,070 I'll show you the dormitories, then. 704 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,558 Isotoners. 705 01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:15,390 Obsess much? 706 01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:18,518 Where are you going? 707 01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:21,638 - To clean the storage room. - No, clean the cafeteria. 708 01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,831 I don't tell you how to do your job. 709 01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:25,638 The schedule says... 710 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:28,189 ...clean the cafeteria. - I know what I'm doing. 711 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:29,634 You should've done it earlier. 712 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:32,997 Man, come on. Cafeteria, my ass! I'm cleaning in here! 713 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,191 You take breaks too long. You smoke... 714 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:37,590 Man, you're a pain in the ass! 715 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:01,829 "Search called off for missing hiker." 716 01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,869 "A search ended today when rescue workers... 717 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,556 ...were unable to find the body of Lois Einhorn." 718 01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:12,190 A hiker missing since Friday? 719 01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:13,953 Lois Einhorn? 720 01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,794 Holy shitballs! 721 01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:33,679 What're you doing out here? Get back to work! 722 01:02:01,640 --> 01:02:02,868 "Love, Roger"? 723 01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:12,274 Ace, it's E. 724 01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:15,472 You think the article you found was something? 725 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:18,109 I got a note from Roger to Einhorn... 726 01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,590 ... thanking her for a wonderful evening. 727 01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:23,308 Something ain't stirring the Kool-Aid, man. 728 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,357 Wiggles, rewind. 729 01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:32,591 What the hell does Lois Einhorn have to do with Ray Finkle? 730 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:35,833 Come on, think! 731 01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:39,077 Finkle and Einhorn, in it together. How? Why? 732 01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:47,399 All right! Here we go. 733 01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:50,712 Answer's right there! Just gotta get blood to the brain! 734 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:53,840 Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn! 735 01:02:54,040 --> 01:02:56,315 Finkle and Einhorn! Finkle and Einhorn! 736 01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:11,154 Quitter! 737 01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:15,071 What do you want? 738 01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:18,994 I don't have any food for you. 739 01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:22,000 I have to have money to buy food. 740 01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:25,471 I have to have a dolphin to get money. Do you see a dolphin here? 741 01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:34,794 Let's face it... 742 01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:36,996 ...your master is a loser. 743 01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:55,277 What the? 744 01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,991 That's it. 745 01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:02,559 That's it! 746 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,229 Einhorn is Finkle. 747 01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:07,755 Finkle is Einhorn! 748 01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,315 Einhorn is a man! 749 01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,671 Oh, my God! 750 01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:16,548 Einhorn is a man! 751 01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:13,115 "Your gun is digging into my hip." 752 01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,359 God! 753 01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:21,271 And the big story in this Super Bowl game is the abduction... 754 01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:24,438 ... of Miami's starting quarterback, Dan Marino. 755 01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:27,672 It's gotta be a strain on this Miami team, Bob... 756 01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:07,796 What's the matter, Dan? Aren't you having fun? 757 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:11,675 I just love Super Bowl Sunday. Don't you, Dan? 758 01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:14,115 A magical afternoon... 759 01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:16,630 ...where dreams are made... 760 01:06:17,680 --> 01:06:19,113 ...and crushed. 761 01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:22,796 Look, if you want tickets, you're going about it the wrong way. 762 01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:27,716 Do I look familiar to you? Does it seem as if we've... 763 01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:29,990 ...met someplace before? 764 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:32,868 I don't know. I get hit in the head a lot. 765 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,430 Now the coin toss. 766 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:37,354 Kickoff time. 767 01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:39,878 My favorite thing. 768 01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:47,759 Laces out! 769 01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:09,596 I made some refreshments, Dan. 770 01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:13,229 Would you like some refreshments, Dan? 771 01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:16,311 I'll be right back, Dan. 772 01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:49,233 I don't know how much psycho-woman's paying you, but I'll double it. 773 01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:52,552 Sorry. "Psycho-woman" keeps us out of prison. 774 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,397 Snowflake, here you go. Come on. 775 01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,238 Check it out, Marino. 776 01:07:57,440 --> 01:07:59,670 I'm throwing passes to a dolphin. 777 01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:10,476 Damn! 778 01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:12,398 Go get some more fish! 779 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:14,199 I'm gonna kill that dolphin. 780 01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:16,998 Lovely party. 781 01:08:17,240 --> 01:08:18,912 Pity I wasn't invited. 782 01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,911 Where the hell's the smelt? 783 01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:43,431 Unconscious. Exactly as I planned. 784 01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:52,239 What the hell was that? 785 01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:03,955 Shit! 786 01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:12,358 What happened? What's going on? 787 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:13,510 You okay? 788 01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:15,029 Guess what? 789 01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:16,429 It's naptime! 790 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,399 What a hit! 791 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:24,474 Heads up! 792 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:31,629 Who are you? 793 01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:36,116 Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I've been sent with a special play: 794 01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:37,918 The quarterback sneak. 795 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:39,756 Penalty! 796 01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:42,999 Too many men on the field. 797 01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:45,511 I warned you, Ventura. 798 01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:47,673 Whatever happened to "Ace"? 799 01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:49,598 Good question. 800 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:54,472 Be careful with that phone. In time, you could develop a tumor. 801 01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:57,310 Aguado, it's Lieutenant Einhorn. 802 01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:01,155 Send some men over to the Hallandale yacht basin. 803 01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:03,709 I've got the kidnapper trapped in the warehouse. 804 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:06,708 It's Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. 805 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:13,277 Code 11 in progress, 343 Victorville Road... 806 01:10:13,520 --> 01:10:15,033 ... at the Palmdale basin. 807 01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:18,391 Officer needs backup. Suspect's name: Ace Ventura... 808 01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:21,108 ... should be considered armed and dangerous. 809 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:24,360 It's Ace. We gotta break out of here. 810 01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:28,154 Is he in trouble? 811 01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,709 Don't worry, if there's one thing I know... 812 01:10:30,960 --> 01:10:33,076 ...there's nothing Ace can't handle. 813 01:10:33,680 --> 01:10:35,875 Don't kill me! 814 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,038 Please! 815 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:41,675 I'll never tell anyone, I swear. 816 01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:44,150 - He's who you want! Kill him! - Kill him! 817 01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:47,039 Kill him! He held the ball, remember? 818 01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:48,793 Come on, look at him! 819 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:50,234 - Crybaby! - Jock! 820 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:51,356 - Wimp. - Musclehead. 821 01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:53,033 Shut up! 822 01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:57,478 I think I'll kill the dolphin first. I wouldn't want you to miss that. 823 01:10:58,040 --> 01:10:59,758 And there's the snap. 824 01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:00,836 The kick! 825 01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:03,036 And it's good! 826 01:11:03,240 --> 01:11:06,038 Good to see somebody who doesn't buckle under the pressure! 827 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:15,032 What would you know about pressure? 828 01:11:15,320 --> 01:11:17,754 Well, I have kissed a man. 829 01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:22,872 Of course, there's never been a more crucial kick in a Super Bowl... 830 01:11:23,160 --> 01:11:25,310 ... than the "kick heard around the world." 831 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:30,669 I mean, it's clear to me that it was a good hold. Finkle just booted it. 832 01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:33,153 The laces were in! 833 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,158 They were in! 834 01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:56,158 You like that? 835 01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:57,515 You like that? 836 01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:04,597 And that! And that! 837 01:12:14,720 --> 01:12:16,995 Having a little trouble with the lady? 838 01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:18,799 You don't understand... 839 01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:20,189 ...she's a... 840 01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:24,911 Get him, Lois! Get him! 841 01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:30,033 Get him! 842 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:37,429 Shoot him! 843 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:41,356 - Shoot him! - Hold your fire! 844 01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:44,195 Don't shoot! 845 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,550 Put your guns down, or this cop gets it! 846 01:12:47,320 --> 01:12:48,719 I mean it! 847 01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:51,276 She's not joking! 848 01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:52,959 He kidnapped Snowflake! 849 01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:57,591 He killed Roger Podacter and was about to kill Marino and me! 850 01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,749 Fiction can be fun! 851 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:05,798 But I find the reference section much more enlightening. 852 01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:07,359 For instance... 853 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:08,794 ...if you look up... 854 01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:13,318 ...professional football's all-time bonehead plays... 855 01:13:13,840 --> 01:13:17,116 ...you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle... 856 01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:21,797 ...who missed a 26-yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl 17. 857 01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:28,235 You wouldn't read that Finkle was committed to a mental hospital... 858 01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:31,631 ...only to escape and join the police... 859 01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:34,952 ...in a scheme to get even with Marino... 860 01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:37,236 ...whom he blamed for the entire thing! 861 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,312 What are you talking about? 862 01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:44,513 She's not Lois Einhorn! She's Ray Finkle! She's a man! 863 01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:45,755 He's lying! 864 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,228 Shoot him! 865 01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:53,238 Let's just see who's lying, shall we? 866 01:13:53,480 --> 01:13:57,314 Would a real woman have to wear one of these? 867 01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:05,071 Boy, that's really on there! 868 01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:07,238 But tell me this: 869 01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:08,953 Would a real woman... 870 01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:11,316 ...be missing these? 871 01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:19,313 That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend. 872 01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:21,592 But I doubt very much... 873 01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:25,669 ...if he could find the time during his busy schedule... 874 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,194 ...to get rid of... 875 01:14:27,440 --> 01:14:28,429 ...big old... 876 01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:30,198 ...Mr. Knish! 877 01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:39,153 Oh, boy! 878 01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:43,235 Come here. 879 01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:46,759 Would you excuse me for just one second? 880 01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:56,358 Ladies and gentlemen... 881 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,719 ...my esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino... 882 01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:02,551 ...brought new evidence to my attention. 883 01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:03,755 Now... 884 01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:07,829 ...history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive... 885 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:10,799 ...criminal investigator can be wrong. 886 01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:12,996 But if I am mistaken... 887 01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:16,198 ...if the lieutenant is indeed a woman... 888 01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:18,635 ...as she claims to be... 889 01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:19,995 ...then, my friend... 890 01:15:20,240 --> 01:15:24,631 ...she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have ever seen! 891 01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:28,315 That's why Roger Podacter is dead! 892 01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:30,875 He found Captain Winkie! 893 01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:40,795 Good night! 894 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:44,390 You've been a wonderful audience. Be sure to tip your waitress. 895 01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:51,151 Die, animal boy! 896 01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:53,194 Quick decision. 897 01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:15,799 Loser! 898 01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:23,834 You have any more gum? 899 01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:28,198 That's none of your damn business. Stay out of my personal affairs. 900 01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:31,474 You're a weird guy, Ace. A weird guy. 901 01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:35,235 Ladies and gentlemen... 902 01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:37,192 ... the Miami Dolphins are proud... 903 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:40,119 ... to welcome back to Joe Robbie Stadium... 904 01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:41,912 ... our beloved mascot... 905 01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:44,839 ... and the star of our halftime show: 906 01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:46,712 Snowflake! 907 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,958 And now... 908 01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:58,675 ... returning for the second half, the Dolphins' most valuable player... 909 01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:01,436 ... Dan Marino! 910 01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:46,356 Idiot! 911 01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:52,110 Do you know what you've done? You just cost me 25 grand, Polly. 912 01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:54,231 Yeah? Blow me! 913 01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:57,154 Really? 914 01:18:11,920 --> 01:18:13,433 The National Football League... 915 01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:18,191 ... would like to offer a special thank- you to the man who rescued Dan Marino... 916 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:19,799 ... and our beloved Snowflake. 917 01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:21,918 A great humanitarian... 918 01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:24,151 ... and a lover of all animals: 919 01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:27,398 Mr. Ace Ventura! 920 01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:30,753 Get off me! 921 01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:33,598 Get off me! 922 01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:42,595 Tone, put that big-ass size 13 on and kick it for the homies. 923 01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:09,589 English Subtitles by GELULA & CO., INC. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.moviesubtitles.org 63491

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