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Naughty America.
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Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.
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Yeah, dude, none of these doors are
open. Not even the windows.
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At least you can leave the key under the
mat for me.
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Alright, turns out your mom's room is
open.
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I don't think anybody's home though.
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Alright, yeah, I'll just go to another
room and wait for you.
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Alright.
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Damn, he's gonna be gone for a while.
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I'm gonna order some pizza. I'm
starving.
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What could go wrong?
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He only missed the last two.
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I'm sure Nancy and marketing has nothing
to do with it, right?
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What do you mean you're not making
dinner?
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This is the second, what, no, third year
in a row that you haven't made our
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anniversary dinner.
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Jim, you know, we talked about this in
therapy.
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I can't believe you're prioritizing your
work once again over our relationship.
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You know, I'm starting to think you
don't want to be married at all.
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And to be honest with you, at this
point, that would be fine by me.
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Fucking asshole.
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Go fuck yourself.
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Hi,
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Juan.
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Hi.
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What are you doing in my room?
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Uh, well, I came for your son, but...
Good job. Get up.
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He was supposed to leave the key under
the mat, but it didn't turn out that
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All the other doors were locked but
yours.
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Wait, come here. I want to talk to you.
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What?
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Look, you're a sweet kid.
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And you're always welcome in our home
when my son is here or when I know ahead
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of time that you're coming, okay?
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You don't walk in through my master
bedroom door and hide under my clean
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laundry. Okay?
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Okay. I'm sorry, but I mean... What
could have convinced you that that was a
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good idea?
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You know, I could have shot you if I
didn't know who you were.
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Well, I mean, it was the only door that
was unlocked.
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I understand that.
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That's not very good logic, though. You
don't hide and then scare me, okay?
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Okay. Next time, you let me know that
you're here, okay?
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All right. Okay, not that hard. You
could have walked right in there.
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I don't know why you would have been in
here.
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How much of my conversation did you
hear?
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Well, I kind of heard all of it.
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Okay.
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Well, I need you to do something. You
cannot tell my father about this, okay?
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I will not, I promise. Okay, please,
because it would break his heart to know
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have done a pretty good job, I think, of
hiding our marital difficulties.
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You guys are adults now, I know that,
but, you know, so thank you. That's
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important to me, okay? Okay. All right,
thank you.
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Well, everything okay? Are you fine?
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I'm fine. It sounds like I am going to
be spending my wedding anniversary with
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you boys, probably playing video games
and eating pizza.
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That was your plan?
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Something like that, yeah. Yeah,
something like that.
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Well, I mean, if you ever need to talk,
just let me know. I'm here.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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Like I said, I heard the whole
conversation, and I don't know why he's
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ass. You're such a beautiful lady.
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You deserve better.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, it's... I, uh... Thank you. That's
so sweet of you.
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You know what? Maybe I'll take you up on
that at some point.
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I could use a kind listening ear
sometime.
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Thank you. You're welcome. You're so
sweet. I could just kiss you.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry, honey.
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I mean, it wasn't that bad.
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Oh, the kiss?
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Yeah. Really?
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Well.
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Wow.
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You're 18, right?
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Yeah, I'm well over 18.
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Okay.
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It's been a long time since I've had
some fun.
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Catch me drift.
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But it looks like you have a lot to have
fun with, so...
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Let's see what we're working with here.
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Wow.
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This is a very impressive penis walk.
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Thank you.
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I certainly did not expect this.
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Wow.
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But, uh, yeah.
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I'm going to assume consent.
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Oh, God.
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It's so big.
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hours.
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It's been a long time since I got to
practice doing that.
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Greg's dad isn't exactly well endowed.
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But you are.
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This is a lot of fun.
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Won't you like that?
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It feels pretty fucking good. Good.
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You should like that.
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You cannot tell me something about this.
I'm not telling you about this at all.
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It's a thing. You'd think my husband
would want to fuck me more.
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It's a thing. Life gets busy.
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The only person that goes is sex.
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What if I was at a higher sex drive than
my husband?
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That's why he likes that Percy
secretary.
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Unless I just want to get fucked, you
know?
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Oh, God.
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That was awful.
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Yeah.
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That's what I've always wanted to do.
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I feel good. It
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does? Do you like the way it looks?
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I just wanted to do this.
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I'm so fucking dead.
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I've had these tits for years.
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My husband isn't exactly big enough for
me to do this, if you know what I mean.
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I've always wanted to. God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, God.
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You don't mind do you? I don't mind at
all.
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Perfect.
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God, this feels so good.
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Oh my
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God. Fuck yeah.
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Oh my God. This feels so good.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh, I thought I really won.
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I thought I even won.
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I just want to fucking...
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You'd think an average man would be
happy to go home and fuck his wife once
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while.
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I'm not asking for much, am I?
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Not at all. Yeah.
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All I want is a cock that's hard
sometimes.
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Oh. I just want to stick it between my
tits.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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I would love to have a hard cock.
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Yeah, that's right. Grab my arm.
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Grab my arm. Yeah, just like that.
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Break it.
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Yeah. There you go.
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Oh.
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Like that big booty up and down.
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Oh, God.
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So good.
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Yeah, just like that.
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Just like that. Oh, grab it.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, that's a good boy.
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Yeah,
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I like that.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God. Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, yeah.
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Fuck yeah. It's so fucking good.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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yeah. You like that?
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, fuck.
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Yeah, fuck.
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It's so much good.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, my God.
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You're so good at that.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Fuck, yes.
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Oh, good.
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Yes. You know, my son's always telling
me stories about how well you do with
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girls. I don't understand why.
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Oh, God.
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I just may have done before.
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Yeah,
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you know.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh my god!
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Boyfriend Oh, yeah, just like yours
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Some other lifetime I want to go to
Pornstone instead.
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Fuck yes!
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So hard, too.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm going to have to do it like that,
baby.
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So fucking good.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Fuck, yes.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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God, yes.
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Whoa.
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Yeah, baby.
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Oh my god, oh my god, yeah
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Just like that.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Just like that. Oh.
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Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Yeah.
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Look. Yes.
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Yep.
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Yeah, oh my god
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That's just so good
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Oh, my God.
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Good. You've been eating your
vegetables, huh?
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Every day.
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That's a good boy.
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So I tell you what.
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Why don't you go out and play video
games? I'll order a pizza.
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And why don't you call your mom and tell
her that you're spending the night?
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Okay? Sounds like a plan.
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Good. All right. I'm going to wait so I
can clean up.
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Not a bad anniversary after all.
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Naughty America.
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Nobody. Nobody.
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Nobody. Does it better.
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