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Futurama is brought to you
by Molten Boron.
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Nobody doesn 't like Molten Boron!
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The Problem with Popplers
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I hate the Moochers.
They offer you a drink. . .
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. . .but their wallet's always
in the other pants. . .
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. . .which they borrowed from me!
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Dinner ready?
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The Moochers cleaned out our pantry.
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All they left was baking soda
and capers. And here it is!
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Great. We're two days from Earth
with no food.
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Fight to the death. I'll cook the
loser. Work his gut. I like it tender.
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Maybe that planet has a drive-thru!
Burger Jerk, Fishy Joe's or Chiseler.
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No, we're a billion miles
from nowhere.
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It probably only has
a Howard Johnson's.
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A type-M planet, so it should at least
have Rodden berries.
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I'm good at foraging.
I found mushrooms on my bathmat.
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I found some rocks!
You eat rocks, right?
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Not even saut�ed in a little mud?
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Look! A ditch full of fried shrimp!
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Are you blind? Looks more
like a hole full of fried prawns.
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This thing on my wrist says
they're not poisonous.
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Well, how are they?
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They're great! They're like sex!
Except I'm having them!
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These would go great with rocks!
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Look! Here's more!
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-The planet's full of them!
-I'll take a few.
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-No! A whole Bender-ful!
-Only what we need. Stuff the ship!
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Planet Express ship,
you are cleared to land.
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Roger!
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Oh, man! I'm inhaling these things!
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You guys scored some primo stuff here!
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They're tastier than a penguin nest.
What do you call them?
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-No name yet.
-They're tasty. What about Tasty-cles?
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-Not that.
-Why not?
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It sounds like frozen
mountain oysters on a stick.
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You know, Test-cicles.
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The only names not yet trademarked
are. . .
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. . .Popplers and Zittzers.
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-We'll call them "Popplers" !
-Yeah. Why not?
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-You picked it.
-Swish!
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Call them what you want.
I call them a free meal.
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Slow down there, Sigmund!
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I can't stand poor people
getting free food.
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We gotta sell these things!
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-Good idea!
-Bender's a genius!
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-Business is great.
-Great's okay. Amazing would be great!
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Don't push!
There's hot dogs for everyone!
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Where do you want those rat droppings
you ordered?
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You're not the guy who delivers
the rat droppings!
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Popplers? Never heard of them!
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Eat it or beat it!
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These are great!
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Boys, this is your lucky day!
I'm Joe Gillman.
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-You're a guy who eats at Fishy Joe's?
-Hell, no! I am Fishy Joe!
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I've got a fast-food franchise
on every planet.
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Except McPluto.
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I wanted to write you about
the in-store kiddie parks.
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-The slides won't support a robot.
-Not interested. But these are great!
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-How much?
-$1 a dozen.
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You'll never make money.
Supply them to me. . .
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. . .and I'll sell them for $2 a dozen.
I'll even pay you $1 a dozen.
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I'll be rich! You too,
but that doesn't excite me.
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How do we sign?
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Pop a Poppler at Fishy Joe's
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It's a mystery
Where they're from no one knows
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Pick them, lick them, chew them,
Stick them, if you won 't sue
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Shove one up your nose
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I can't pay.
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That's the second billboard this week!
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Sorry. I was distracted
by those protesters outside.
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Unless this is a nude love-in,
get the hell off my property!
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You can't own property, man!
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I can, because I'm not
a penniless hippie!
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What do you want?
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We're with Mankind
for Ethical Animal Treatment!
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Popplers are living creatures.
Stop harvesting them for food!
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-Or what?
-Or we'll boycott Fishy Joe's!
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You're vegetarians. Who cares?
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Shut up!
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Animals eat animals. It's nature.
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No, it isn't.
We taught a lion to eat tofu.
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The point is, you shouldn't eat things
that feel pain--
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-Okay, we won't eat you!
-I'll go get some more bricks.
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I wish you'd throw out
these old Popplers.
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They're getting big and scaly.
There's one left.
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Mama!
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Stop! Stop eating Popplers!
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-Why?
-My booze!
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Popplers are intelligent!
This one called me mama!
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Congratulations!
I assume Amy is the father?
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Popplers can't talk.
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She's hallucinating from lack
of Popplers. Eat some now!
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-No!
-I said eat! Come on, mangia !
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-Sorry, babies.
-Maybe you should lie down.
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Yes, listen to the father.
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I'm telling you it spoke to me.
Come on, little Poppler. Say mama?
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Hearing one talk
doesn't mean it's intelligent.
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-Parrots talk and we eat them, right?
-Maybe it learned as a parlor trick.
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-Like Fry.
-Like Fry! Like Fry!
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There's one way, and only one way, to
determine if an animal is intelligent.
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Dissect its brain.
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No! Mama! Stop Grandpa!
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Enough chitchat!
Restrain the specimen!
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-Good.
-Give me some of that special sauce.
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Stop eating Popplers! They can talk!
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Don't stop to talk! Eat Popplers!
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-Cut it out!
-Take a coupon! Cut it out!
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I won't let you enter! Popplers
are as intelligent as you or me!
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You, maybe.
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Hear me, hear me!
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Stop eating Popplers!
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Stop eating them with honey mustard
sauce, tangy sweet and sour sauce!
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Stop eating the fiesta Popplers salad!
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Stop taking advantage
of the cheaper 1 2-pack!
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Stop enjoying Popplers on the patio,
in the car or on the boat.
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Wherever good times are had--
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Tonight on Date Night.
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Popplers. Eating them.
Is it all right?
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With us, the CEO of Fishy Joe's,
Mr. "Fishy" Joseph Gillman.
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Noted anti-eating activist,
Free Waterfall, Junior.
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And the Popplers discoverer,
Captain Taronga Leela.
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-Taronga?
-That's her name, Philip.
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Is it wrong to eat
intelligent animals?
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Absolutely not.
No one's here to make that claim.
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-I am.
-Me too.
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We're talking about a snack
low in fat and high in profit.
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You're crazy, man. He is crazy.
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-There isn 't evidence of intelligence.
-Shut up, shut up.
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-Not true. This one talks. Say mama.
-Ca-ca.
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We'll bleep that.
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I'm not saying eating meat
is wrong.
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-No one's here to make that claim.
-I am!
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-Eating smart animals is different.
-Shut up, shut up.
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Don 't force your tired philosophy
on us.
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The reason we don 't eat people
is the lousy taste.
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You're nuts. Shut up. Let me talk.
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-You shut up.
-No, you shut up.
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Popplers are no smarter than any other
animal I've served, cats included.
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-Ca-ca head. Mean, old ca-ca head.
-Sir, I'm making a point.
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If these gutter-mouths are so smart,
why don 't they defend themselves?
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-Stop it!
-I call murder on that!
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I'm willing to grant it's murder.
The real issue is...
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... who 's gonna stop me?
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We seem to be experiencing
technical difficulties.
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And crap like I've never seen!
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People of Earth, I am Lure of the
planet Omicron Persei Eight.
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Turn down the TV, lndunda.
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Dear Lord, they're back!
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-We're doomed!
-Doomed!
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Doomed!
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The creatures you call Popplers come
from a nursery planet in our sector.
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You monsters have been eating
our babies!
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We demandjustice!
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As you ate our children,
so shall you be eaten by us!
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We'll begin with the firemen,
then the math teachers...
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...and so on in that fashion
until everyone is eaten.
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Transmission over!
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Well, that went okay.
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When you know you can 't scratch,
that's when you really have to.
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Oh, yeah! That feels a lot better--
What? It's still on?
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I speak for all of Earth. . .
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. . .when I mourn the loss
of the Omicronian young.
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We share your pain.
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If we could undo the damage. . . .
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It'd be great with quack-a-mole.
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Stop eating our young!
And it's guacamole!
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All right. I'm putting them away.
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What is it you want?
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We demand. . .
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. . .to eat one human for each
Omicronian that was eaten!
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Fair enough. How many is that?
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It's 1 98 billion, sir.
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Very well. You will provide us
with 1 98 billion humans.
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-And small fries.
-Lure!
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All right. Cottage cheese.
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Sir?
There aren't that many human beings.
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A thought:
There aren't that many humans.
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We'll wait while you
shore up the numbers.
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Well, 1 98 billion babies
in a few weeks.
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We'll need super-virile men
scoring 'round the clock.
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I'll do my part.
Kif? Clear my schedule.
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Just wipe out humanity.
Get it over with.
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-It's the waiting I can't stand.
-That's stupid.
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Fellow earthlings,
we've reached an agreement.
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Using the twin guns
of grace and tact. . .
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. . .I blasted our worthless enemies
with a fair compromise.
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-They won't eat everyone.
-I filled up on nuts negotiating.
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Instead, they'll eat only
one human of their choice.
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We'll eat the first earthling
who ate our offspring.
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Here is the culprit, as photographed
by our nanny-cam satellite.
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She must be sacrificed,
but the rest of you shall be spared!
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Boo! Boo!
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Tonight, the world watches
in horror. . .
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. . .as an earthling is eaten alive
on network TV.
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This scene of unimaginable carnage
is brought to you by Fishy Joe's!
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Try our new Extreme Walrus Juice!
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One hundred percent fresh-squeezed
walrus! Ride the walrus!
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Ladies and gentlemen!
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The Omicronians!
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Greetings, Earth morsels!
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-You suck!
-Get a job!
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I'll miss you, Leela.
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You're just a carbon-based
life form. . .
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. . .but I'll always think of you
as a big pile of titanium.
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Bender means you're really brave,
smart, beautiful and a great friend.
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Just like titanium.
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What a load! I was the one trying
to save the Popplers!
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You ate them like the fat hog you are!
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And you were stepping on them
for fun!
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-You should be in here!
-Someone's acting awfully aluminum.
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My sweet, I've come to save you.
I have a devious plan.
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Great. Captain Moron has a plan.
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Tell it to Wingus and Dingus.
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Wingus? Dingus? We're going to give
the aliens the old switcheroo.
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I found a giant, hideous ape
that looks exactly like Leela.
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It doesn't look anything like me!
The hair's all wrong.
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Don't worry. Kif is an expert stylist
as you can plainly see.
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This might actually work. Omicronians
have trouble telling people apart.
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True. They thought Kif
was the statesman. . .
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. . .and l, a jabbering mental patient.
Right, Kif?
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Please, I'm creating!
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Voil� !
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-That's Leela!
-I'm seeing double!
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I grow hungry!
Bring on the one called Leela.
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-That comes with salad or soup.
-Salad.
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-Ranch or vinaigrette?
-Vinaigrette.
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Balsamic or raspberry?
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What's going on here?
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It's very strange.
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People of Earth. . . .
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-I get it.
-I understand.
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Yes, this is the one. Definitely.
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I recognize her slumping posture
and hairy knuckles.
234
00:16:51,213 --> 00:16:54,489
Would you like some human
with your salt?
235
00:16:57,253 --> 00:17:01,929
This is it. If the aliens fall for
Zapp's ploy, the Earth will be saved.
236
00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:05,205
Brought to you by Fishy Joe's.
Ride the walrus.
237
00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:14,003
Wait! Stop! It's a trick!
That's not Leela!
238
00:17:15,093 --> 00:17:16,924
What? I'm losing the crowd!
239
00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:22,486
It's an orangutan, one of Mother
Earth's most precious creatures.
240
00:17:27,693 --> 00:17:30,924
Why'd you open your bong hole,
you smelly hippie?
241
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,648
You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman
for an attractive monkey?
242
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,367
You must have smoked some bad granola.
243
00:17:37,573 --> 00:17:42,488
The one called Smelly Hippie is right!
This is a monkey!
244
00:17:42,973 --> 00:17:45,328
Yes. Definitely.
245
00:17:45,573 --> 00:17:47,245
Where is the real female?
246
00:17:47,453 --> 00:17:49,921
-I'll never tell.
-Where is she?
247
00:17:50,173 --> 00:17:52,289
I'll get her for you.
248
00:17:52,853 --> 00:17:57,085
This may hurt our chances of
consummating our relationship again.
249
00:17:57,293 --> 00:18:01,081
-Go consummate yourself.
-Stop talking! You're getting cold!
250
00:18:02,053 --> 00:18:04,248
Please! I just paid off my car!
251
00:18:04,453 --> 00:18:06,887
-No!
-I can't look!
252
00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:21,931
People of Earth, I am Jurr of the
planet Omicron Persei Eight.
253
00:18:22,173 --> 00:18:24,482
Could you lower this thing for me?
254
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:28,368
Now then, if Leela gets eaten,
I get eaten.
255
00:18:29,773 --> 00:18:33,812
Little one, get out of there!
I'm going to count to Blorks!
256
00:18:34,053 --> 00:18:36,283
But elder one--
257
00:18:40,173 --> 00:18:43,688
Hear me out! There are many
good reasons to eat!
258
00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:48,205
Hunger, boredom, wanting to be
the world's fattest man!
259
00:18:48,413 --> 00:18:51,450
But not revenge.
Are we no better than they?
260
00:18:51,653 --> 00:18:53,723
Besides, Leela's my friend.
261
00:18:53,973 --> 00:18:57,204
-She's your friend?
-Yeah, I am!
262
00:18:57,453 --> 00:19:01,366
Leela's garbled words have opened
my eyes!
263
00:19:06,013 --> 00:19:09,130
Okay, that's a start.
It's very earth-friendly.
264
00:19:09,373 --> 00:19:12,683
Now everyone join hands.
Join hands, please.
265
00:19:12,893 --> 00:19:17,091
I'd like to lead you all in some
swaying. Pay attention.
266
00:19:17,453 --> 00:19:19,045
I said do it!
267
00:19:19,573 --> 00:19:22,292
-Is he your friend too?
-No.
268
00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:25,489
This is not happening.
269
00:19:28,813 --> 00:19:32,283
I think there was something funny
in that hippie.
270
00:19:32,493 --> 00:19:36,771
Thank you, Jurr. I hope you'll always
think of me as your mom.
271
00:19:36,973 --> 00:19:40,488
When my species grows up,
we eat our moms.
272
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:45,126
People of Earth--
That hippie's starting to kick in.
273
00:19:45,373 --> 00:19:50,527
We've all learned an important lesson
today. I realize now that--
274
00:19:50,773 --> 00:19:54,209
Dude, my hands are huge!
275
00:19:56,413 --> 00:19:59,883
They can touch anything
but themselves.
276
00:20:00,093 --> 00:20:02,482
-Oh, wait--
-Let's go.
277
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:21,284
Whoa, I feel like I'm flying.
278
00:20:26,053 --> 00:20:30,490
A toast to Leela. She showed us
it's wrong to eat certain things.
279
00:20:30,693 --> 00:20:32,331
-Here!
-Let's get drunk!
280
00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:36,048
-Thanks, guys. Pass the veal, please?
-Here you go.
281
00:20:36,253 --> 00:20:39,086
Let me get some of that suckling pig.
282
00:20:39,653 --> 00:20:41,291
Who wants dolphin?
283
00:20:41,653 --> 00:20:43,848
But dolphins are intelligent.
284
00:20:44,053 --> 00:20:47,329
No, this one blew his money
on lottery tickets.
285
00:20:47,733 --> 00:20:49,451
-Good.
-Pass the blowhole.
286
00:20:49,653 --> 00:20:52,611
-Fluke, please.
-Quit hogging the bottle-nose!
287
00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:56,084
Toss me the speech center
of the brain!
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