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How Hermes Requisitioned
His Groove Back
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Finally, the last form of the day.
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Welcome to stampy town,
population five.
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And now for the finishing touch.
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The cycle of bureaucracy.
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Sweet gorilla of Manila!
A letter from Central Bureaucracy!
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Attention: You are about to receive
a letter from Central Bureaucracy.
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It's from Central Bureaucracy!
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I'm playing poker with friends
from my old job.
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Interested?
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I only gamble with chumps.
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-I'll play.
-I'm in!
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Leela. Fry. Robot.
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No matter what, I'm available.
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We're playing poker.
But my friends are serious.
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Bah! Big shots. I say let the dice
do the talking.
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-Is someone fired?
-Better.
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Central Bureaucracy
is inspecting tomorrow.
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I'll finally be promoted to grade 35,
the 35th highest grade there is.
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Hermes, we're having a poker party.
Whip off some of your jerk dip.
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I spent all day cleaning my office.
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I got to relax the Jamaican way:
warm milk and a good night's sleep.
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Jamaican? I thought you were
an outer space potato man.
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That must be my old boss.
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-Hi, Leela. You're fired.
-I know.
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Sorry, but you're over a year
late for work.
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Let the games begin!
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So I said, "Your request for a date
is flattering, but I decline. "
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Office romances never work out.
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That's how I met my horrible wife.
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You never wore your ring.
I didn't know.
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She doesn't know I work.
I keep my personal life separate.
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Deal! You'll have time to talk
when you're poor.
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-What's with those?
-My lucky shades.
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I got them off a lucky guy while his
lucky seeing-eye dog was whizzing.
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Hey!
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I can't spell anything
with these cards.
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Finally, I have a good claw!
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Three females, a number and a king
giving himself brain surgery.
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It won't matter how many you got.
Bender's hot.
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Uh, what can I say?
Must be my lucky shades.
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Nothing. Nothing. Crap. Crap. Garbage.
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Read them and leak saltwater.
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-Oh, man.
-My baby's milk money!
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What will I tell my horrible wife?
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I'd be more worried about the tapeworm
going to town on your intestines.
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Let me see those glasses!
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Oh, my various gods! X-ray specs!
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I swear those are prescription.
I need them for reading stuff.
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-Behind other stuff.
-Cheater!
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Break his neck!
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No! Don't hurt him!
He's my best friend--
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Hey, you wouldn't hit a guy
with x-ray glasses, would ya?
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Easy on the arm. Oh! Oh, my ass!
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Great cow of Moscow!
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Uh, it was ghosts! Big ones!
And a tornado!
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I'll never pass inspection now!
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They'll bust me lower than a limbo
stick at carnival time!
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And that's as low as limbo sticks get.
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Don't worry. We'll watch you clean.
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It's too late. The inspector'll
be here in exactly one second.
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-Who are you?
-Morgan Proctor, grade 1 9.
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Hermes Conrad, grade 36.
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-Enough banter. Shall we begin?
-This way, please.
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Jeez, you seem awfully calm.
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Don't worry. I have a plan.
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I'm going to jump!
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-No!
-No!
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Do a flip!
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Don't do it!
You have so much to live for!
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Reverse psychology?
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Old friend, don't jump! Use a method
that won't damage your liver.
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Others need it, you know?
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Husband, no!
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Out of my way! I'm not cut out
to be a bureaucrat!
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I'm only anal 78.36% of the time.
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I'm not worthy to stamp a form,
so I'll stamp the cement with my body!
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If you complete your death transaction
without filing a suicide. . .
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. . .and/or falling permit,
you'll be demoted.
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Life. Death.
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Either way I'm demoted
to a tiny cubicle.
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Sweet something of-- Of someplace.
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I relieve you of duty.
Consider yourself on paid vacation.
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Oh! The ultimate penalty.
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I recommend the health cure on Spa 5,
the Sauna planet. Here, read.
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Spa 5? ls it good?
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Wonderful. I don't know
anything about it. . .
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. . .they give me krill
for everyone I send.
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I have to assign
a bureaucrat to fill in.
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I assign me. I accept. Welcome.
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It's settled. Hermes will relax
and Zoidberg will eat.
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Last Monday, why did it take
twice as long as scheduled?
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-Fry got his head stuck in a crater.
-I thought it'd fit.
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-During this, what were you doing?
-Drinking contest with the autopilot.
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-I'd have won but I ran out of olives.
-I can explain.
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You can explain how you left
without enough olives? I think not.
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-Is this high school?
-Locker check!
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Why isn't this alphabetical?
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-What?
-The zipper should be at the bottom.
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Uh, sometimes a guy gets lonely.
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Oh, l-- I've never seen
anything like this!
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-Why's there yogurt in this?
-I can explain.
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It used to be milk, and time
makes fools of us all.
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You're dismissed!
Fry, I'll speak to you alone.
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This is the other Fry's locker.
I'm "Phry. "
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Admit it, Fry. You're a slob.
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A dirty, filthy slob.
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Dirty boy! Dirty, dirty, dirty!
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What's going on?
I thought you were anti-dirty!
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I'm surrounded by neat all day.
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Nothing's kinkier than a slop-jock.
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Oh, stop.
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Listen, you pig. No one can know.
If anyone asks, I'll deny it.
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Like every girl I dated.
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And two, and three, and four.
Come on, work those arms!
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This is no spa, it's a labor camp.
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If I get out, Zoidberg will see
the business end of a shrimp fork!
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Give him one for me, mate.
Don't know why I go to him.
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I don't miss twice, campers.
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For those six reasons. . .
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-. . .I'm demoting Leela to copilot.
-Under who?
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-The autopilot.
-That drunk?
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Bender, you're in charge
of the professor's bodily functions.
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It's full-time.
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Fry, I'm promoting you
to executive delivery boy.
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You won't deliver.
You'll get an office next to me.
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All right!
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Would you high-five him so we can
continue this meeting?
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And on the rebound?
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Adjourned.
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I don't know why she's nice to you.
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She's a hateful monster.
She scolded and hit me.
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She's risking my friendship with her.
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What happened to you?
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I walked the professor.
We were in the park. . .
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. . .and a lady says I stole her purse.
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I threw the professor at her.
I had to hit her with a purse I found.
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It's Morgan's fault.
That pencil-pushing scaz-wag.
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If she were here, I'd. . . .
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-Uh-oh, is she behind me?
-No. I'm in front of you.
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Morgan? It's 3 a.m.
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A skunk knocked over my garbage,
and I could only think of you.
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My God, it's so. . .
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. . .repulsive.
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So, this is where you eat?
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Eat and sleep.
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Oh, Fry!
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Bender's my roommate.
He could be back.
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I ordered him to flush out
the professor's earwax.
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Hey, Fry? I made you
a candle with-- What the--?
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Oh, now I see. Now I get it.
Now the pieces are falling into place.
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The promotion, the dwarf in my
book club who steals my opinions.
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It's coming together!
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I must say this opens my eyes!
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Another case closed, my dear Watson.
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Come back! It's a loop!
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For I was blind, but now I see.
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The cat's out of the bag!
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About last night,
that was just a misunderstanding.
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You didn't understand? I'll explain.
You were having sex with you.
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No. A bureaucrat of my rank
can't fraternize.
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That's what makes it so juicy.
It's the forbidden fruit angle.
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"Guess who saw
Fry and Morgan doing it. "
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They'll say, "Who, Bender?"
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And I'll say,
"It was lovable old Bender. . . . "
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What'd you do?
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Downloaded his brain. Bender is here:
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His memories,
his in-your-face interface.
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I am Bender. Please insert girder.
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But-- But Bender need brain.
For smart making!
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Stop doing things!
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I sent it to be filed at Central.
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I had to. He was a bad robot.
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He was a bad friend.
I want him back!
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You should've filed a request
20 years ago.
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I'm sick of you and your bureaucracy!
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Dirty boy! Dirty boy. . . .
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You were having an affair?
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She loved me because I'm a slob.
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I loved her because I'm desperate.
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I am Bender. Please insert girder.
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Without his brain,
he's quiet and helpful.
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We have to go to Central
and get the disk!
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-Oh, yes. We must!
-Yeah!
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Why?
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Well, that aside, we're going.
187
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You can't waltz into Central.
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It's a tangled web of red tape
and regulations.
189
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I haven't been. A friend went mad
trying to find their washroom.
190
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Then we'll need a guide.
191
00:13:27,573 --> 00:13:30,485
Oh, I've been there! Lots of times.
192
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Carts go out full but come in empty.
193
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It's inefficient!
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Pulling empty carts
is the closest we get to sleep.
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They'd increase efficiency. . .
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. . .if empty carts
brought in machinery.
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Hey, I like the way you think.
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Oh, Lord.
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You know, you ought
to be a bureaucrat.
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-Will this take long?
-Getting my birth certificate.
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It doesn't look like I'll make
it inside. Good luck.
202
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,008
Just leave me where I drop.
203
00:14:22,293 --> 00:14:23,806
Someone had a baby.
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00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:26,408
Come on, I have a better idea.
205
00:14:26,693 --> 00:14:31,687
We're from the delivery company.
We're here to deliver a robot.
206
00:14:31,973 --> 00:14:35,204
I am Bender. Please insert girder.
207
00:14:35,453 --> 00:14:38,684
Looks like we've got
a new office cutup.
208
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:50,442
Ooh, ooh! Look out, look out!
209
00:14:50,733 --> 00:14:54,009
I'm gonna crash!
I swerved to avoid you.
210
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:57,569
Could you tell us where
the canisters go?
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Central filing.
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-Okay. Thank you.
-Wonderful.
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No!
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00:15:07,333 --> 00:15:10,325
Of course I know where it is.
I'm grade 20.
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-Where?
-I can't tell.
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-What do I look like, a grade 1 6?
-We're getting nowhere slowly.
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I'll address this to the filing room.
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We'll track it with my lojack-a-mater.
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Cold. Warmer.
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Hot, hot, hot, hot....
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Don't tell my boss I was asleep.
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This is it! We'll run in, grab
Bender's disk and run out. Got it?
223
00:16:07,973 --> 00:16:09,645
We'll never find it.
224
00:16:09,893 --> 00:16:13,044
I am Bender. Please insert girder.
225
00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:16,450
You're right!
Nothing's over if there's hope.
226
00:16:16,693 --> 00:16:21,562
Lost something?
I should have known you'd come here.
227
00:16:21,853 --> 00:16:24,287
And I did. That's why I came.
228
00:16:24,573 --> 00:16:29,010
We're through! You're evil.
I never want to see you again!
229
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Help us for old times' sake?
230
00:16:31,893 --> 00:16:34,885
He's lost in the master "in" pile.
231
00:16:35,173 --> 00:16:39,052
It would take an atomic-powered
sorter to find him.
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You rang?
233
00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:46,442
Damn it, jump already!
Stop hogging the healthy liver!
234
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I want to live!
235
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:52,604
Organizing the labor spa rekindled
my love of bureaucracy.
236
00:16:52,853 --> 00:16:57,802
My Hermes got that hellhole running
so that all the physical labor. . .
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. . .is done by a single
Australian man.
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00:17:01,093 --> 00:17:03,812
-How'd you find us?
-Dr. Zoidberg.
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00:17:04,013 --> 00:17:07,005
It was me! I'm the hero!
240
00:17:10,453 --> 00:17:13,809
Request for explanation
of incident meeting.
241
00:17:15,893 --> 00:17:17,531
Number 1 .0!
242
00:17:17,773 --> 00:17:21,925
Number 1 .0, I petition you
for an emergency sort. . .
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00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:24,442
. . .under regulation two--
244
00:17:24,693 --> 00:17:26,809
Don't quote me regulations!
245
00:17:27,053 --> 00:17:30,011
I was on a committee to review. . .
246
00:17:30,213 --> 00:17:33,250
. . .the color of the book
that regulation's in.
247
00:17:33,493 --> 00:17:35,085
We kept it gray.
248
00:17:35,373 --> 00:17:38,922
I must find the disk
with my friend's brain on it.
249
00:17:39,213 --> 00:17:43,604
Very well, but your license
will be revoked if you fail. . .
250
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,885
. . .to sort the master "in" pile
by closing.
251
00:17:47,173 --> 00:17:50,927
-1 p.m.
-That's only four minutes from now.
252
00:17:51,453 --> 00:17:53,250
Requisition me a beat.
253
00:18:02,693 --> 00:18:07,608
I was born, there was a hurricane
We had a foot and a half of water
254
00:18:07,813 --> 00:18:12,409
I cried all night
Blew my alphabet blocks out of order
255
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:17,812
This boy's born to be a bureaucrat
Born to be obsessive and snotty
256
00:18:18,133 --> 00:18:23,332
I made my relations file applications
To get into my birthday party
257
00:18:23,653 --> 00:18:28,408
-Something changed when he turned pro
-Sorting but wasn 't smiling
258
00:18:28,613 --> 00:18:33,812
-He forgot it's not about rank
-It's about the filing, people
259
00:18:34,173 --> 00:18:38,644
We didn 't choose to be bureaucrats
That's what almighty Jah made us
260
00:18:38,893 --> 00:18:43,808
Treat people like swine, make them
Stand in line, even if nobody paid us
261
00:18:44,013 --> 00:18:48,803
The world looks down on bureaucrats
We're anal, compulsive and weird
262
00:18:49,053 --> 00:18:53,808
Push comes to shove, do what you love
Even if it's not a good idea
263
00:18:54,093 --> 00:18:58,928
-Said I shouldn 't be a surgeon
-Poo-pooed my electric frankfurter
264
00:18:59,173 --> 00:19:01,846
Said I shouldn 't fly with one eye
265
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:06,126
I am Bender please insert girder
266
00:19:06,453 --> 00:19:08,728
Everybody sing Jamaica
267
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,645
Just the bureaucrats
268
00:19:10,893 --> 00:19:12,804
Just the grade 19s
269
00:19:13,053 --> 00:19:14,771
-Jamaica
-Sing me home
270
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:20,207
Push comes to shove, do what you love
Even if it's not a good idea
271
00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:25,082
I'm Bender, baby!
Please insert liquor!
272
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,648
-Yeah!
-Congratulations!
273
00:19:27,893 --> 00:19:32,091
You finished with two seconds
to spare, so I'm demoting you.
274
00:19:32,373 --> 00:19:35,012
Good bureaucrats never finish early.
275
00:19:35,253 --> 00:19:37,813
That's okay. At least you're back.
276
00:19:38,013 --> 00:19:41,403
Not yet. I'm acting bureaucrat
of Planet Express.
277
00:19:41,653 --> 00:19:45,202
I have some changes to make.
Fry, you're fired.
278
00:19:45,453 --> 00:19:46,806
-Second--
-Hold on!
279
00:19:47,013 --> 00:19:51,643
While I was sorting, I found a
document filed by Morgan Proctor.
280
00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:55,767
Form B. Notification
of Romantic Entanglement.
281
00:19:56,053 --> 00:19:57,532
She fraternized me!
282
00:19:57,773 --> 00:20:01,402
It's not about you.
It refers to my prom date.
283
00:20:01,653 --> 00:20:04,725
A date that ended in disappointment.
284
00:20:05,013 --> 00:20:08,608
Yes. But you only stamped
it four times!
285
00:20:09,933 --> 00:20:12,766
No! No! I was young and reckless!
286
00:20:13,053 --> 00:20:17,444
You are technically correct.
The best kind of correct.
287
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:21,487
I hereby promote you
to grade 37.
288
00:20:21,773 --> 00:20:23,843
And as for you? Guards!
289
00:20:24,693 --> 00:20:28,845
Bring me the forms I need to sign
to have her taken away.
290
00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:33,643
It looks like I need
my heroic bureaucrat back.
291
00:20:33,893 --> 00:20:36,612
At severely reduced pay, of course.
292
00:20:36,813 --> 00:20:38,883
-Yeah!
-Better than nothing.
293
00:20:39,173 --> 00:20:41,323
Can I get reduced pay too?
294
00:20:41,613 --> 00:20:45,731
You got it! ln fact, severely
reduced pay all around.
295
00:20:49,173 --> 00:20:52,085
Come on, wife! Let's blow this joint!
296
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:55,648
Now it's time for my song!
297
00:20:56,093 --> 00:21:00,291
When I was 2
There was a tidal wave in-- Aw....
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