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Oh!

Thank you.

I'm going to explain everything, my dear.

And then you take me for a cunt! There's nothing to explain!

It's not your fault, it's a little bit of ours.

You see it's not my fault.

Calm down, please calm down. Oh, I provoked him, I swear.

Yes, but finally, he's not completely innocent either.

I didn't want to, at first I promised you. I don't want to know anything.

Anyway, you're a bunch of bastards.

And you, a post -it with a dick instead of a brain.

Poor asshole. After everything I did for him to notice me...

You want to?

I was just coming to tell you, you make a little too much noise with your heels.

Apparently, you only keep that.

You see, I'm a freemiac.

I need to recover.

Well, it's not too early. Well, how come?

Yes, I do it on purpose.

What on purpose?

Yes, since I've been living here, I've noticed you, but I didn't know how to

approach you. It's in the past for a situation like that. Indeed, you know

to take it to inspire respect.

And you could show yourself in another outfit than that.

I find you a little too pretentious.

And who says you like me?

Really?

C 'est pourtant l 'impression que je ne vous détenais pas.

Et voilà, c 'est comme ça que tout a commencé.

J 'avais pourtant essayé plusieurs fois de rentrer en contact avec lui, tout

simplement. Mais cela m 'avait provoqué chez lui qu 'un intérêt très mitigé.

No, excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom.

No, no, no problem.

No, nothing.

Do you want to come in for a drink? No, no, I really don't have time today.

Thank you. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

From the first day, I knew he was the man of my life.

Why?

I don't know.

But it was like that.

I was just finishing my nurse studies and he was just finishing his second

of my architecture studies and was preparing to set up his office.

Which he did shortly after our wedding.

Yes, we got married.

Because that night...

J 'ai vraiment mis le paquet pour qu 'il me fasse plus de taque dans le noir.

Two, three, four.

Okay.

But I was...

I've never told you the story of the girl we brought home to my friend's

parents.

No, but I bet it's still one of your most famous stories.

Yeah, but this one is not really ordinary and I'm not really proud of it.

Otherwise, they could have given me another medal for saving my friend's

Mais maman!

I'm going to call your father right now and you'll see.

You'll see.

That's not it, mom.

Oh, shit.

I feel bad.

Why? Do you think your father is going to do something to you?

Of course he is.

He's going to kick me out of here. And he's drunk. He's going to cut my hair.

He's going to piss me off. That's not the point.

No, stop kidding.

What are we going to do with the girls if I get kicked out of here? It's not

your parents' house that has 400 banks. We're going to go. Well, what am I going

to do now?

Am I going home or what?

No, don't worry, both of you.

You're going to stay together.

I'm going to try to sort things out with your mother. Okay.

What are you going to do?

Go to hell.

What are

you

doing? You can't do that.

But I'm going to go to bed, Tia.

But wait, a woman as nice as you, you can't afford to put your son alone on

street. Yet it's all that he deserves, you lazy.

Avec tout ce qu 'il nous avait subi pendant des années.

Allez, un peu d 'indulgence, il vous le rendra plus tard.

Et je voudrais bien savoir comment.

Une si jolie femme.

C 'est pas possible que vous soyez insensible.

Justement, ça fait trop longtemps qu 'il me prend pour une poire.

Mais non, c 'est sa façon à lui de vous aimer.

Eh bien, c 'est une drôle de façon.

Déjà qu 'avec son père, c 'est pas marrant tous les jours.

C 'est ça votre problème, vous rejetez la cause sur votre fille, alors que c

'est votre couple qui va mal.

Oui, mais c 'est quand même lui qui fait le con dans notre chambre pendant notre

absence. Mais c 'est pas grave, il entretient le matériel. Comment ça?

J 'ai l 'impression que Vaseline n 'a pas vu ça depuis longtemps.

Et alors?

Alors vous êtes en train de gâcher vos plus belles années de femme avec un mari

qui est incapable de vous satisfaire. C 'est ça qui vous rend aigri.

Oui, enfin, je ne suis pas sûre qu 'il y ait que ça.

Peut -être pas, mais ça doit y être pour beaucoup.

Je ne vais quand même pas divorcer après 30 ans de mariage.

Mais qui vous parle de divorce? Moi, je vous propose de saisir des opportunités

pour passer du bon temps.

Mais vous êtes fou. Mais fou de vous.

Ah, if only we had known each other before, my dear!

Aww.

Why are you...

Oh.

Despite all these stories, I couldn't even want to tell him.

I have to admit that my friends and I have not always been examples of

Well done, huh?

You're a nice guy.

You seem to be a good jockey.

I'm not bad, it's okay.

But you know, it's not the main advantage of the job. What is it then?

Well, the women.

Because you think that you're a DJ and that you gave us a drink, you're going

throw us all away?

All of us, maybe not, but...

Two or three. You look confident.

I say he might be right.

Oh yeah, I agree with you.

I'm not surprised by you.

I'm not against it either, but you deserve it.

And what would you like to do?

We have to do a poker trick, and the first one to come and fuck you up, will

kiss you first.

Ah, so that's something I like.

Now, me and the girls, I'm ready.

You're slow!

You're a good man, aren't you? Yeah.

Because we're not here to play.

Well, play what you want, I don't care.

Me neither.

You always have to know the atmosphere.

It's true, you're not funny.

It's good, we don't stop you from playing.

On the other hand, we can isolate ourselves in another room while playing

stupid games.

It's true, we do what we want.

That's it, do what you want.

But you're boring, that's all. Wait, it's not that serious.

We're four, we can already have a lot of fun, right?

Ah yeah, you're right. Go play cards.

It was always like that with Ovidie.

She never agreed with us.

Hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, girls.

It's me who won.

Yes, don't worry.

We'll see how it goes. We'll see you later.

Interesting. I hope so.

Oh yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, my

God.

Yeah.

Mr Lambert, how are you?

Mmm, écoute -moi ça.

Qu 'est -ce que je fais?

Je me branle en grand pas à toi, là.

I'm like crazy.

Does it excite you?

Indeed, the situation seems delicate.

More than delicate, my love.

Well,

listen, I can offer you to come and study the dossier with you, but not

one o 'clock.

I can't wait until one o 'clock. It's impossible.

Mr. Lambert, it's impossible for me to do it faster.

Oh,

shit, I can't take it anymore.

Well, I'm doing my best, Mr. Lambert. Hurry up.

I'll take a shower in the meantime.

You're interested in Algeria. I'm going to excite you so much. All right, see

you soon, Mr. Lambert.

You're going to leave me alone again all afternoon?

Well, you know, I don't enjoy it either.

I'm fed up with your job, your job, your Mr. Lambert.

I know, but I can't do it otherwise.

Without me, he wouldn't get out.

Yes, but for now...

We'll have to leave you waiting for me.

I really want you to kiss me.

What, right now?

Yes, right now.

But you're completely crazy.

Kiss me or I'll come with you to the office to scold your Mr Lambert.

But stop your bullshit.

Decide yourself or I swear I'll do it. And you want to do that or not? It's not

possible.

The way you think.

Hello. Hello.

I'm waiting for my shadow.

Well, let's go again.

um oh

Oh, wow.

Bye.

Oh.

Thank you.

No,

I didn't say that.

Come on, shut up, come here!

Oh, shut the fuck up!

What's wrong with you today?

Come on, shut up and get out of here!

Thank you.

oh

Delphine. In fact, she didn't do anything more than the others.

The problem is that I should never have given them the habit of coming to spend

the weekends at home.

It's true that I had everything to be happy.

On Saturday, when Sébastien was caught by his work, it was not so unpleasant to

find ourselves between friends by the pool.

They ended up being nice to each other.

Is that why you are exclusively lesbians, you know?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

No, but anyway, I was so disgusted by the guys that today I don't even look at

them anymore. And you think you'll never change your mind?

No, I don't know, but maybe if I had the chance to meet a guy like Sébastien, I

would change my mind.

You said a guy like Sébastien. Not Sébastien, because otherwise... Right

she gets angry.

Aren't you a little jealous?

I'm not jealous.

I'm suspicious.

It's not the same thing.

Ah, because according to you, he never cheated on you?

Of course not.

He would have told me.

No, but you, since you're in love, you've really become naive.

And you never cheated?

Are you crazy or what?

Oh, love is beautiful.

And you see, if you cheat, you're going to stay lesbian, you know?

And then, where's the problem?

It's true, you've never lived with a guy.

I'm not even sure you know, but it's a good life.

You wouldn't want to lend him your gardener so that she remembers what's

Thank you, it's nice for me.

Don't you need a little gardener?

Why not? He's so cute. Don't you mind?

It's what you want, Stanley.

That day...

But still, it's very strong.

Philippe, Philippe, help me, quickly!

Come on, quickly, hurry up! We're going to drown.

Hurry up!

You saved my life.

I don't know how to thank you.

I didn't do anything extraordinary, but how did you do it?

I think I did my best as an agent.

We were all asleep when I realized that after she was buried in the water, you

would be nice to bring her home so that she could rest her mind a little. Yes,

of course.

What do you think?

Well, she has everything she needs to regain her taste for heterosexual

pleasure. Yeah, well, it's not sure she wants it.

Oh, in my opinion, she's going to thank them as much as she should.

It's true, he still saved her life. It's the least of things.

But anyway, that's not saying thank you. Well, I'll do it for her.

You have to be correct in life, don't you?

Yeah, well, it's okay. We got it.

I still had great moments with these assholes.

Oh, my God.

I could have guessed this morning.

The worst thing is that I don't even know what happened so that she can do

to me. Are you asleep?

Yes. Come on, let's go make love.

Let's go.

Oh, don't worry.

If I work on a Sunday, it's really not for a quarter of the time. Well, I hope

so. Goodbye, Miss.

Goodbye, Miss.

You know, for my patients, there's no Sunday.

Well, you'll make a visit to your patients from our side, where we'll go

a good time.

Oh, you're right.

Tell the girls, couldn't you give me a service?

Of course, whatever you want.

Well, if you could watch the new secretary of Seb.

Why? I don't know.

I don't like her too serious look.

I'm afraid of this kind of girl.

So, you don't trust her little husband anymore? Of course I do, but I'm afraid

anyway. You know, he's just a man.

Tu peux partir tranquille, il compte pour nous. Si on la voit lui tourner

autour, on la jette dans la piscine avec les pieds dans un bloc de ciment.

Merci.

Allez, à ce soir.

Ciao. Ciao.

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh my...

oh oh

um um

It's strange for everyone.

Come and

see.

Seb is slapping his secretary.

I don't believe it.

I swear, come and see. No, stupid, and the guys are all mad at me.

No.

Oh, God.

Is there really a question?

Wait, girls, I'm going to explain to you. Explain what? That you're a bastard

like all the guys?

But no, that's not what you think.

We don't do anything in contact.

Well, I think I'm going to leave you.

Yes, I think you've actually fulfilled your mission.

But I swear, it's the first time it's happened to me since I've been with

Tiffany. That's it, we believe you. Of course you have to believe me.

Come on, girls, be nice. Don't say anything to Tiffany.

It's impossible not to tell her. She's our girlfriend.

Shit, what? Make an effort.

I would be super nice with you.

Oh yeah? Super nice?

And how?

I don't know. You can come and enjoy the little girl whenever you want. That's

nice, but that's enough.

And I think we should introduce you.

We want more, don't we?

Yeah, and I think I have an idea.

What kind of idea?

And you can fuck us all one by one to buy his client.

You're crazy.

I thought you didn't like guys, you know.

Yeah, but today with Seb, it wasn't the same thing.

And then you pretend to be Tiffany's best friends? Oh, hey, don't be shy. I

think this idea is excellent. Me too, and it can be fun.

I'm not against it, but Tiffany runs earlier.

Well, we'll have to see who forced us.

But are you really all assholes?

Yeah, maybe, but hurry up, or we'll tell you about Tiffany.

And who says she's going to believe you?

Oh, it'll just be the words of her four best friends against her husband's. Do

you want to try to see?

Oui, ça va. Je crois que je n 'ai pas le choix.

Ah, tu n 'as pas le choix.

Je pense que la tension va peut -être être plus pénible quand même.

Mais oui, tu vas voir. On est gentils aussi, nous. On n 'est pas les meilleurs

copines de ta femme par hasard.

Vraiment pas bien, c 'est pour ça qu 'on regarde sa famille. Non, non, non. Et

tout à l 'heure avec la secrétaire, hein?

Oui, bon, d 'accord.

I'm sorry.

Oh.

oh oh

As soon as I can, I'll come back to see you, okay?

No,

they have no doubt.

Anyway,

my girlfriends are here to make them spend time if they ever get bored.

See you soon, my love.

Kisses, kisses, kisses.