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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,533 --> 00:00:06,107 HOW THE HELL DO I IRON THESE? 2 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:19,090 HOW ABOUT THAT? MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS. 3 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:25,225 JIM, WHAT THE CRAP? WE GOT A HOCKEY GAME TO GO TO. 4 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,227 YOU HAVEN'T DONE YOUR MAKEUP? 5 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:28,728 I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP. 6 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:31,431 I WEAR WAR PAINT BECAUSE I'M A MAN. 7 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:34,564 OKAY, OKAY. WELL, LET'S GO. I CAN'T GO. 8 00:00:34,565 --> 00:00:37,337 I'VE GOTTA IRON BRAS AND GO TO THE GYNECOLOGIST. 9 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:40,310 WHY ARE YOU GOING TO A LADY DOCTOR? 10 00:00:40,311 --> 00:00:43,773 I GOTTA TAKE CHERYL. SUDDENLY, WE'RE PREGNANT. 11 00:00:43,774 --> 00:00:46,546 OH, MAN. BUT YOU SPRUNG FOR TICKETS. 12 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,047 YOU KNOW WHAT? HERE. 13 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,220 YOU TAKE 'EM. CALL A BUDDY. 14 00:00:50,221 --> 00:00:51,821 SURE... 15 00:00:51,822 --> 00:00:54,354 I'LL CALL, UH... 16 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:55,826 YEAH. 17 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:01,361 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE BOTH SEATS AND SPREAD OUT? 18 00:01:01,362 --> 00:01:03,433 YOU KNOW, YOU PUT YOUR POPCORN THERE. 19 00:01:03,434 --> 00:01:06,366 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S A... THAT'S A LOT BETTER. 20 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:08,067 THANKS. 21 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,101 HEY, WET T-SHIRT. 22 00:01:11,102 --> 00:01:14,105 ♪♪♪ 23 00:01:20,151 --> 00:01:22,352 SMELL IT, SMELL IT! 24 00:01:22,353 --> 00:01:24,384 YOU GOT TO PICK YESTERDAY. 25 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:27,086 WE'RE NOT WATCHING THE STUPID FOOD NETWORK 26 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,718 'CAUSE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON BOBBY FLAY! 27 00:01:28,719 --> 00:01:30,460 I LIKE HIS COOKING. 28 00:01:30,461 --> 00:01:34,324 YOU LIKE HIS BUTT. GIVE ME THE CHANNEL CHANGER! NO, I'M SICK OF... 29 00:01:34,325 --> 00:01:36,426 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. GET YOUR HANDS OFF... 30 00:01:36,427 --> 00:01:39,499 THAT'S ENOUGH, THAT'S ENOUGH, THAT'S ENOUGH. 31 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,402 SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN. WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 32 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:44,374 CROWD CONTROL. I AM SICK OF YOU GUYS 33 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:45,875 BICKERING OVER EVERYTHING. 34 00:01:45,876 --> 00:01:47,877 I DON'T CARE IF SHE STOLE YOUR SOCKS 35 00:01:47,878 --> 00:01:49,879 OR YOU'VE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM TOO LONG, 36 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:53,183 OR KYLE'S MAKING EVERYBODY GUESS WHAT HIS FINGER SMELLS LIKE. 37 00:01:53,184 --> 00:01:55,516 YOU'LL NEVER FIGURE IT OUT. 38 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:06,526 AND YOU STAY AWAY FROM THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT. 39 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:09,329 BUT MOM ALWAYS FIXES IT WHEN WE FIGHT. 40 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,361 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT YOUR MOM. 41 00:02:11,362 --> 00:02:13,363 I'M NOT. I DON'T "LISTEN." 42 00:02:13,364 --> 00:02:14,864 I DON'T "HUG." 43 00:02:14,865 --> 00:02:16,866 I DON'T "LOVE YOU ALL EQUALLY." 44 00:02:16,867 --> 00:02:18,908 LOOK, IF IT WAS UP TO ME, 45 00:02:18,909 --> 00:02:22,842 YOU GUYS CAN BEAT EACH OTHER UP TILL SOMEBODY WINS. 46 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:26,846 BUT MOMMY'S INVENTED "USING YOUR WORDS." 47 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:29,379 AND WHAT DOES DADDY CALL WORDS? 48 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:30,820 (giggles) THE DEVIL'S TOOLBOX. 49 00:02:30,821 --> 00:02:33,883 VERY GOOD, GRACIE. 50 00:02:33,884 --> 00:02:37,887 WHERE WERE YOU TWO ON THAT? HUH? HUH? WHERE WERE YOU? 51 00:02:37,888 --> 00:02:40,860 NOW... WHAT WE NEED HERE... 52 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:43,833 WE CAN'T FIGHT, SO WE GOTTA TALK. 53 00:02:43,834 --> 00:02:47,897 SO WE'RE GONNA CREATE A CHILDREN'S TRIBUNAL. 54 00:02:47,898 --> 00:02:50,540 ARE YOU GONNA SELL US? 55 00:02:50,541 --> 00:02:54,945 BELIEVE ME, THERE'S NO MARKET FOR IT. 56 00:02:56,507 --> 00:02:57,947 ALL RIGHT. 57 00:02:57,948 --> 00:03:00,210 "TRIBUNAL" COMES FROM LATIN. 58 00:03:00,211 --> 00:03:02,382 "TRI" MEANS "THREE," 59 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:05,885 AND "BUNAL" MEANS "LEAVE YOUR FATHER ALONE." 60 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:08,258 SO WHENEVER YOU HAVE A DISAGREEMENT, 61 00:03:08,259 --> 00:03:10,260 YOU'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT IT, 62 00:03:10,261 --> 00:03:12,622 AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA VOTE ON A SOLUTION. 63 00:03:12,623 --> 00:03:14,494 BUT WHAT IF WE DON'T AGREE? 64 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:16,195 WELL, MAJORITY RULES. 65 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:20,870 ONE OF YOU IS GONNA BE OUTVOTED BY THE OTHER TWO "BUNALS." 66 00:03:20,871 --> 00:03:23,202 HOW DOES THAT SOUND? 67 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:26,576 LIKE THE ONLY BOY IS GONNA GET HOSED. 68 00:03:26,577 --> 00:03:30,209 WELL, BUT YOU CAN HOSE SOMEONE ELSE A LITTLE LATER ON. 69 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:34,784 AND EVENTUALLY ALL THE HOSING EVENS OUT. 70 00:03:34,785 --> 00:03:37,917 AND THAT'S THE WAY AMERICA WORKS. 71 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:40,920 NOW GET ME A BEER. GET ME A BEER! GET ME A BEER! 72 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,624 SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT! 73 00:03:45,596 --> 00:03:49,499 OKAY, CHERYL, ANYTHING YOU NEED, JUST CALL. 74 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:52,001 I'M HERE TO TACKLE ANY EMERGENCY... 75 00:03:52,002 --> 00:03:54,864 (singsong voice) BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING A BABY. 76 00:03:54,865 --> 00:03:56,866 (normal voice) "WE." 77 00:03:56,867 --> 00:03:58,868 DAD, THERE'S ONLY TWO POPSICLES, 78 00:03:58,869 --> 00:04:00,940 AND THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE ONE. 79 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:02,672 WE CALLED IT. DID NOT! 80 00:04:02,673 --> 00:04:04,814 POPSICLES! TRIBUNAL. 81 00:04:04,815 --> 00:04:07,277 OH, HEY, YEAH. WE'LL SET IT UP IN OUR ROOM. 82 00:04:07,278 --> 00:04:08,848 THERE YOU GO. I'LL GET THE GAVEL. 83 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:11,851 POPSICLES! (Ruby) I'LL GET THE ROBES SO WE LOOK PROFESSIONAL. 84 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:13,853 I AM BEING SUCH A GREAT PARENT, 85 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:16,025 AND THERE'S NOBODY HERE TO SEE IT. 86 00:04:16,026 --> 00:04:18,328 (man) AND NOW IT'S TIME 87 00:04:18,329 --> 00:04:20,330 FOR OUR BLACKHAWKS FAN GIVEAWAY. 88 00:04:20,331 --> 00:04:22,332 OUR WINNER IS SITTING 89 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:28,738 IN SECTION 207, ROW 15, SEAT 4. 90 00:04:28,739 --> 00:04:30,940 THAT'S MY SEAT! 91 00:04:30,941 --> 00:04:34,704 THAT'S MY SEAT! 92 00:04:34,705 --> 00:04:36,706 CONGRATULATIONS. 93 00:04:36,707 --> 00:04:38,548 YOU'VE WON MILKSHAKES FOR A MONTH, 94 00:04:38,549 --> 00:04:40,380 COURTESY OF DIDI'S DAIRYLAND. 95 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:41,381 MILKSHAKES FOR A MONTH?! 96 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:44,514 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 97 00:04:44,515 --> 00:04:46,786 I WON! I WON! 98 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:50,059 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, ANDY. NO, I WON! 99 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:51,961 MILKSHAKES FOR ANDY! 100 00:04:51,962 --> 00:04:54,964 ♪ MILKSHAKES FOR ANDY ♪ 101 00:04:54,965 --> 00:04:55,866 NO MILKSHAKES FOR ANDY! 102 00:04:55,867 --> 00:04:58,398 MILKSHAKES FOR JIM! JIM! JIM! 103 00:04:58,399 --> 00:05:00,570 ME! 104 00:05:00,571 --> 00:05:02,973 MINE! 105 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:11,881 CAN'T BELIEVE IT. UNBELIEVABLE! 106 00:05:11,882 --> 00:05:15,445 FIRST, HE TAKES MY SEATS, AND NOW HE STEALS MY MILKSHAKES. 107 00:05:15,446 --> 00:05:18,418 IT'S LIKE... IT'S LIKE... 108 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:20,990 IT'S LIKE ME IF THE SITUATION WERE REVERSED. 109 00:05:20,991 --> 00:05:24,724 HEY, EVERYBODY, GUESS WHAT? 110 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:28,628 I MET A GIRL TONIGHT. HER NAME IS LADY LUCK. 111 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:30,530 MMM. 112 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:33,503 AND SHE'S DELICIOUS. 113 00:05:33,504 --> 00:05:36,866 VERY FUNNY, ANDY. NOW HAND ME MY MILKSHAKE. 114 00:05:36,867 --> 00:05:38,007 YOUR MILKSHAKE? 115 00:05:38,008 --> 00:05:40,710 YEAH. YOU WERE IN MY SEAT WHEN YOU WON. 116 00:05:40,711 --> 00:05:42,972 THAT MILKSHAKE IS FOR ME. 117 00:05:42,973 --> 00:05:44,674 OH, THAT'S WEIRD, 118 00:05:44,675 --> 00:05:47,016 BECAUSE HERE IT IS IN MY HAND, DOWN MY THROAT... 119 00:05:47,017 --> 00:05:49,078 AND IN ME BELLY. 120 00:05:49,079 --> 00:05:51,851 OH, SOON TO BE FOLLOWED 121 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:54,854 BY 75 OF ITS COUNTRYMEN. (laughs) 122 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:58,988 I BOUGHT THOSE SHEETS. THAT COUPON BOOK IS MINE. 123 00:05:58,989 --> 00:06:01,561 JIM, YOU HAD TO BE THERE TO WIN. 124 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:04,794 YOU WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THERE IF IT WASN'T FOR ME! YOU GAVE ME THE TICKETS! 125 00:06:04,795 --> 00:06:07,937 OH, COME ON! YOU WERE BEING PITIFUL! OH... (speaking indistinctly) 126 00:06:07,938 --> 00:06:09,769 TRIBUNAL! TRIBUNAL! 127 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,672 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! OH, OH, OH, OH! 128 00:06:13,003 --> 00:06:15,575 (gasps) 129 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:16,876 WHAT'S THAT ABOUT? 130 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,509 WHAT THE "H"?! 131 00:06:19,510 --> 00:06:22,011 DADDY SAID THE ONLY WAY TO SETTLE SOMETHING 132 00:06:22,012 --> 00:06:24,784 TWO PEOPLE CAN'T AGREE ON IS TO VOTE. I VOTE FOR ANDY. 133 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,157 I VOTE FOR JIM. I VOTE FOR POPSICLES. 134 00:06:31,422 --> 00:06:32,922 YOU TWO CAN'T VOTE. 135 00:06:32,923 --> 00:06:36,025 THE THREE OF US WILL COME UP WITH A SOLUTION. NO WAY! 136 00:06:36,026 --> 00:06:38,798 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 137 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:41,030 I THINK MY DARLING, TALENTED DAUGHTER HERE 138 00:06:41,031 --> 00:06:43,032 HAS A VERY GOOD IDEA. 139 00:06:43,033 --> 00:06:46,876 YEAH, OF COURSE YOU DO. YOU SPAWNED THESE RATS. 140 00:06:46,877 --> 00:06:49,609 NO, NO, NO, NO. THEY'RE JUST GONNA VOTE FOR YOU. 141 00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:51,681 NO, THE TRIBUNAL'S TOTALLY FAIR. 142 00:06:51,682 --> 00:06:53,683 ALL WE SEEK IS AMERICAN JUSTICE. 143 00:06:53,684 --> 00:06:56,986 UNLESS... YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN AMERICA. 144 00:06:56,987 --> 00:07:00,419 HOW DARE YOU. 145 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,892 I'M AS AMERICAN AS APPLE PIE. 146 00:07:02,893 --> 00:07:06,596 OOH, A MILKSHAKE FLAVOR I WILL HAVE ON THURSDAY. 147 00:07:06,597 --> 00:07:07,897 GIMME MY MILKSHAKE! GIMME... STOP! 148 00:07:07,898 --> 00:07:10,429 NO, HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! 149 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,632 ALL RIGHT, TRIBUNAL. TRIBUNAL. 150 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:16,005 KYLE, WOULD YOU MIND TAKING THE COUPONS FROM UNCLE ANDY? 151 00:07:16,006 --> 00:07:18,938 OH, I THINK I CAN HANG ON TO THE COUPONS. 152 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:22,972 WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY. 153 00:07:22,973 --> 00:07:25,946 PLEASE, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA HIT FROM DOWN THERE? 154 00:07:34,985 --> 00:07:39,158 ...AND SO, IN CLOSING, YOUR HONORS, 155 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:42,692 I WENT TO THAT GAME. I SAT IN THAT SEAT. 156 00:07:42,693 --> 00:07:44,894 SO CLEARLY, I DESERVE THE MILKSHAKES LEGALLY. 157 00:07:44,895 --> 00:07:46,596 OBJECTION. 158 00:07:46,597 --> 00:07:48,137 ON WHAT GROUNDS? 159 00:07:48,138 --> 00:07:51,070 I DON'T WANT YOU TO WIN. 160 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,042 OVERRULED. 161 00:07:53,043 --> 00:07:56,976 HEARSAY! FIFTH COMMANDMENT! HIDEOUS PORPOISE! 162 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:59,078 PLEASE CONTINUE. 163 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:01,110 (Andy) THANK YOU. 164 00:08:01,111 --> 00:08:05,785 BUT DO I DESERVE SAID MILKSHAKES IN THE LEGAL SENSE? 165 00:08:05,786 --> 00:08:09,589 WELL, WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE IN MY EMPTY, EMPTY LIFE? 166 00:08:09,590 --> 00:08:10,890 A WIFE? NO. 167 00:08:10,891 --> 00:08:14,163 THREE BEAUTIFUL CHERUBS? NAY. 168 00:08:14,164 --> 00:08:16,165 ALL I HAVE ARE THOSE COUPONS 169 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:20,530 AND THE QUICKLY FADING MEMORY OF MY FATHER... 170 00:08:20,531 --> 00:08:23,573 (voice breaking) WHO USED TO TAKE ME OUT FOR MILKSHAKES 171 00:08:23,574 --> 00:08:25,575 WHEN I WAS SAD. 172 00:08:25,576 --> 00:08:27,076 (high-pitched voice) SURE COULD USE ONE 173 00:08:27,077 --> 00:08:30,079 WITH WHIPPED CREAM ON TOP NOW, POP. 174 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,612 (Jim) OH... 175 00:08:33,984 --> 00:08:35,284 OW! 176 00:08:35,285 --> 00:08:38,117 ORDER, ORDER, ORDER! 177 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:41,852 HONORED BUNALS... 178 00:08:43,754 --> 00:08:45,895 PICTURE A JUNGLE... 179 00:08:45,896 --> 00:08:50,930 AND A MIGHTY LION HAS JUST KILLED A GAZELLE. 180 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:54,133 AND IT WANTS TO DRINK ITS BLOOD. 181 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:57,036 AND HE DESERVES IT. 182 00:08:57,037 --> 00:09:02,071 BUT THEN A HYENA COMES AND STEALS THE GAZELLE. 183 00:09:02,072 --> 00:09:04,143 WHAT'S A GAZELLE? 184 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:08,017 MM, IT'S LIKE A... DEER, LIKE... LIKE BAMBI? 185 00:09:08,018 --> 00:09:10,880 THE LION DRINKS BAMBI'S BLOOD? THAT'S SO GROSS! 186 00:09:10,881 --> 00:09:12,882 (children shouting at once) 187 00:09:12,883 --> 00:09:14,924 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 188 00:09:14,925 --> 00:09:17,958 NEW STORY, NEW STORY, NEW STORY. 189 00:09:21,792 --> 00:09:23,763 I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU THIS, 190 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:26,236 BUT DADDY GOT A CALL FROM THE DOCTOR. 191 00:09:27,898 --> 00:09:30,800 AND THE NEWS IS NOT GOOD. 192 00:09:30,801 --> 00:09:32,902 WHAT IS IT? ARE YOU SICK? 193 00:09:32,903 --> 00:09:36,075 WELL, THEY DON'T KNOW FOR SURE. 194 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,907 BUT THEY DO KNOW ONE THING... 195 00:09:37,908 --> 00:09:40,611 THAT DADDY'S GONNA DIE VERY, VERY SOON. 196 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:45,655 BUT SCIENTISTS SAY 197 00:09:45,656 --> 00:09:47,857 THAT MILKSHAKES CAN CURE ANYTHING. 198 00:09:47,858 --> 00:09:51,360 OBJECTION! 199 00:09:51,361 --> 00:09:53,763 ON WHAT GROUNDS? 200 00:09:53,764 --> 00:09:55,895 THAT IT'S NOT TRUE! 201 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:59,328 ARE YOU A SCIENTIST? 202 00:09:59,329 --> 00:10:02,031 MAYBE YOUR UNCLE ANDY IS RIGHT... 203 00:10:02,032 --> 00:10:05,134 OR MAYBE HE'S NOT. 204 00:10:05,135 --> 00:10:08,738 BUT ARE YOU... WILLING... 205 00:10:08,739 --> 00:10:11,111 TO TAKE THAT CHANCE? 206 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:18,748 THANK YOU... 207 00:10:18,749 --> 00:10:20,249 AND MAYBE... 208 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,392 GOOD-BYE. 209 00:10:28,198 --> 00:10:30,860 WELL, ANDY, YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. 210 00:10:30,861 --> 00:10:32,762 YOU A LITTLE NERVOUS? 211 00:10:32,763 --> 00:10:36,065 I'M NOT NERVOUS. I KNOW THAT I'M RIGHT. 212 00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:39,368 OH. YOU WANT TO CUT A DEAL? OH, GOD, YES. PLEASE, PLEASE, GIVE ME ANYTHING. 213 00:10:39,369 --> 00:10:43,112 I'LL TAKE STRAW SQUEEZINGS. LET ME LICK THE LID, HUH? 214 00:10:43,113 --> 00:10:45,314 HEY, HEY, DRINK IT, AND I'LL SMELL YOUR BREATH. 215 00:10:45,315 --> 00:10:47,777 ANYTHING. ANDY, ANDY... 216 00:10:47,778 --> 00:10:49,018 ALL RISE! 217 00:10:49,019 --> 00:10:51,851 HEY! 218 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,953 THE TRIBUNAL HAS REACHED ITS DECISION. 219 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,956 (sighs) 220 00:10:57,988 --> 00:11:01,230 GET UP, GET UP, GET UP. 221 00:11:01,231 --> 00:11:03,893 FOR PETE SAKES. 222 00:11:03,894 --> 00:11:06,095 WE BELIEVE THE CASE OF ANDY vs. DADDY 223 00:11:06,096 --> 00:11:07,797 IS ULTIMATELY DETERMINED 224 00:11:07,798 --> 00:11:12,101 BY THE LAW OF "FINDERS KEEPERS, LOSERS WEEPERS." 225 00:11:12,102 --> 00:11:15,845 WE THEREFORE RULE IN FAVOR OF UNCLE ANDY. 226 00:11:15,846 --> 00:11:17,106 WHAT?! 227 00:11:17,107 --> 00:11:19,108 AH! YOU HEAR THAT, POP? 228 00:11:19,109 --> 00:11:21,350 YOUR LITTLE ANDY FINALLY WON ONE. 229 00:11:21,351 --> 00:11:24,053 WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF TRIBUNAL 230 00:11:24,054 --> 00:11:26,185 ARE YOU MONKEYS RUNNING HERE? 231 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,919 THE TRIBUNAL HAS SPOKEN! 232 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,021 WELL, THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! 233 00:11:32,022 --> 00:11:34,994 OH, SORRY, JIM, BUT A VERDICT'S BEEN REACHED. 234 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,996 CERTAINLY NO ONE WOULD CHALLENGE 235 00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:39,298 THE WISDOM OF THESE DELIGHTFUL YOUNGSTERS. 236 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:42,171 I DEMAND AN APPEAL! 237 00:11:42,172 --> 00:11:44,173 A WHAT? 238 00:11:44,174 --> 00:11:46,205 AN APPEAL! A DO-OVER. 239 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,707 YOU SEE, THAT'S HOW GROWN-UP LAW WORKS. 240 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:52,141 YOU GET ONE MORE CHANCE TO CHANGE PEOPLE'S MINDS. REALLY? 241 00:11:52,142 --> 00:11:54,143 YEAH, YOU KNOW, REMEMBER THE TIME 242 00:11:54,144 --> 00:11:57,286 DADDY PUNCHED OUT THAT LLAMA AT THE PETTING ZOO, 243 00:11:57,287 --> 00:12:00,820 AND WE ALL THOUGHT THAT DADDY WAS GONNA GO 244 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,852 FOR A 30-DAY SLEEPOVER? 245 00:12:02,853 --> 00:12:05,855 BUT HE GOT A CHANCE TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS, 246 00:12:05,856 --> 00:12:09,358 AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS PICK UP GARBAGE ALONG THE HIGHWAY. 247 00:12:09,359 --> 00:12:12,301 FINE. WE WILL ALLOW YOUR APPEAL THINGY TOMORROW. 248 00:12:12,302 --> 00:12:15,765 YES! NO! I APPEAL HIS APPEAL. 249 00:12:15,766 --> 00:12:17,937 IS THAT ALLOWED? WELL, IT WOULD BE, 250 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,209 BUT WE'RE GOING OUT FOR PIZZA AND BOWLING. COME ON. 251 00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:22,812 (children shouting at once) HANG ON A SECOND. 252 00:12:22,813 --> 00:12:24,273 NO, THAT'S NOT FAIR! (high-pitched voice) NOT FAIR. 253 00:12:24,274 --> 00:12:26,115 I ALREADY WON! YOU ALREADY WON! 254 00:12:26,116 --> 00:12:28,818 CAN WE STOP BY THE PETTING ZOO ON THE WAY BACK? 255 00:12:28,819 --> 00:12:30,820 (normal voice) UH, YOU CAN, BUT, UH, 256 00:12:30,821 --> 00:12:33,823 BY LAW, DADDY'S GOT TO HANG BACK 100 FEET. 257 00:12:33,824 --> 00:12:35,255 (door shuts) 258 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:44,363 ALL RIGHT, MY LITTLE DARLINGS, HERE YOU GO... 259 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,536 ORANGE JUICE, SCRAMBLED EGGS, PANCAKES... 260 00:12:47,537 --> 00:12:49,769 JUST HOW YOU LIKE 'EM. 261 00:12:52,803 --> 00:12:55,845 THERE'S $20 BETWEEN MY PANCAKES. 262 00:12:55,846 --> 00:12:58,047 MINE, TOO. REALLY? 263 00:12:58,048 --> 00:13:00,050 (mouth full) I DIDN'T GET ONE. 264 00:13:06,516 --> 00:13:10,259 I THOUGHT THAT WAS BACON. 265 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:12,261 ARE YOU TRYING TO BRIBE US? 266 00:13:12,262 --> 00:13:14,493 BR... BRIBE? 267 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,226 WELL... LISTEN. 268 00:13:17,227 --> 00:13:19,929 I KNOW WHEN IT COMES TO THIS CASE, 269 00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:22,231 YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN TO YOUR HEARTS 270 00:13:22,232 --> 00:13:25,374 AND... THESE NEW HANNAH MONTANA CDs. 271 00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:27,937 HANNAH MONTANA? I LOVE HER. 272 00:13:27,938 --> 00:13:30,079 YEAH, THAT'S GOOD, ISN'T IT? 273 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,981 HUH! INTERESTING. 274 00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:35,114 IT'S NOT DECEMBER, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SANTA PAID A VISIT. 275 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:38,487 HO HO HO. WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN? 276 00:13:38,488 --> 00:13:41,951 BRIBING YOUR CHILDREN? DEPLORABLE. 277 00:13:41,952 --> 00:13:43,923 OH, THE PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE 278 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,195 THIS MUST HAVE CAUSED YOU, ANGELS. 279 00:13:46,196 --> 00:13:49,598 MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, THE PAIN WILL BE EASED 280 00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:52,061 BY THE NEW BIKES I GOT YA! 281 00:13:52,062 --> 00:13:54,064 NEW BIKES? COOL! WHERE? 282 00:13:56,506 --> 00:13:58,167 SO IT'S ON? 283 00:13:58,168 --> 00:14:00,440 OH, IT'S ON. 284 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,947 ♪♪♪ 285 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,560 NO WAY. I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT DRAGON. 286 00:14:51,561 --> 00:14:53,492 KYLE. KYLE! 287 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,164 A CAMEL? 288 00:14:55,165 --> 00:14:57,526 YOU'RE OFFERING CAMEL RIDES NOW? 289 00:14:57,527 --> 00:15:00,099 YOU ARE LOWER THAN LOW. 290 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,372 HUH. THANKS FOR THE NEW CELL PHONE, UNCLE ANDY. 291 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,536 OH, AND, DADDY, THANKS FOR EXTENDING MY CURFEW. 292 00:15:07,537 --> 00:15:09,038 HEY, COME ON. 293 00:15:09,039 --> 00:15:10,539 WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE 294 00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:13,542 CAN A 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL GET INTO AT 4:00 A.M.? 295 00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:16,085 LISTEN, GET YOUR REST, THOUGH, 296 00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:18,087 BECAUSE IT'S A BIG DAY TOMORROW. 297 00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:19,388 WHY? 298 00:15:19,389 --> 00:15:21,420 WELL, MY GOOD FRIENDS ZACK AND CODY ARE COMING BY. 299 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,922 ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU KIDDING? ARE YOU KIDDING? 300 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,525 NO, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. YOU DON'T KNOW THEM. 301 00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,527 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. I HAVE OTHER FRIENDS. REALLY? 302 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:32,261 YES. YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH THE SPROUSE TWINS FROM TV? 303 00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:35,464 ABSOLUTELY. CAN I MEET THEM, THEN? 304 00:15:35,465 --> 00:15:37,106 I THINK HE'S HUNGRY. 305 00:15:37,107 --> 00:15:41,340 NAH, I JUST FED HIM. WHAT DOES A THING LIKE THAT EAT, ANYWAY? 306 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,043 PUPPIES. 307 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:46,175 (gasps) 308 00:15:46,176 --> 00:15:48,418 PUPPIES! 309 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:59,128 HOW'S YOUR CAMEL? 310 00:15:59,129 --> 00:16:01,590 NOT SO GOOD. 311 00:16:01,591 --> 00:16:04,033 HE GOT INTO THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN. 312 00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:07,137 I WOULDN'T GO INTO THE GARAGE IF I WERE YOU. 313 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:11,340 (Kyle) ALL RISE! 314 00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:13,102 (both sigh) 315 00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:14,543 HAVE YOU REACHED YOUR DECISION? 316 00:16:14,544 --> 00:16:18,477 YEAH. WE'VE DECIDED TRIBUNALS ARE STUPID. 317 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,979 NO, NO, TRIBUNALS ARE GREAT. THEY WORK. 318 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,651 NO, ALL WE DO IS ARGUE. 319 00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:26,315 I'VE BECOME DISENCHANTED BY THE WHOLE PROCESS. 320 00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:30,289 UM, EXCUSE US. ANDY, SIDECAR. 321 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,461 ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO HERE? 322 00:16:32,462 --> 00:16:35,324 I DON'T KNOW. I FEEL TERRIBLE. I KNOW. WE JUST TAUGHT 'EM 323 00:16:35,325 --> 00:16:38,327 A SYSTEM OF HOW TO SOLVE THEIR OWN PROBLEMS. I KNOW, I KNOW. 324 00:16:38,328 --> 00:16:40,629 BUT YOU HAD TO RUIN IT WITH YOUR BRIBES. ME?! 325 00:16:40,630 --> 00:16:43,472 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, MAYBE I PLAYED A SMALL PART IN IT. 326 00:16:43,473 --> 00:16:45,434 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME WAY TO MAKE THIS RIGHT. 327 00:16:45,435 --> 00:16:48,437 I KNOW. WE'VE GOT TO TEACH THEM THAT JUSTICE WORKS. 328 00:16:48,438 --> 00:16:50,279 CLEARLY, THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION. AGREED. 329 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,010 WE SHOULD SHARE THE MILKSHAKES. WHAT? 330 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,143 IT'S A FAIR COMPROMISE. WHAT KIND OF COMPROMISE IS THAT? 331 00:16:54,144 --> 00:16:56,145 I'M NOT GONNA GET WHAT I WANT. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 332 00:16:56,146 --> 00:16:58,016 I WANT ALL THE MILKSHAKES! 333 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,349 HEY, HEY, HEY! HEY, HEY, ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT! 334 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:02,651 ENOUGH! IF YOU TWO CAN'T SETTLE THIS LIKE GROWN-UPS, 335 00:17:02,652 --> 00:17:05,424 YOU'RE GONNA SETTLE IT LIKE KIDS. WELL, ALL RESPECT, 336 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,727 ISN'T THAT KIND OF WHAT WE'RE DOING NOW? 337 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,202 WHOEVER DRINKS THE MILKSHAKES THE FASTEST 338 00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:14,463 WINS THE MILKSHAKES FOR A MONTH. 339 00:17:14,464 --> 00:17:17,566 THE PRIZE WILL GO TO WHOEVER WANTS IT THE MOST. 340 00:17:17,567 --> 00:17:19,668 ONE CONDITION... 341 00:17:19,669 --> 00:17:23,512 THE LOSER CLEANS THE GARAGE. 342 00:17:23,513 --> 00:17:25,814 I THINK THIS IS THE APPROPRIATE TIME TO TELL YOU 343 00:17:25,815 --> 00:17:28,217 THAT I WAS MILKSHAKE DRINKING CHAMPION 344 00:17:28,218 --> 00:17:30,679 AT CAMP MURPHENSCHWABBA THREE YEARS RUNNING. 345 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,422 YEAH, I'VE SEEN PICTURES OF YOU AT THAT CAMP. 346 00:17:33,423 --> 00:17:35,324 YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING RUNNING. 347 00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:38,727 ON YOUR MARK, GET SET... 348 00:17:38,728 --> 00:17:39,789 SUCK! 349 00:17:42,832 --> 00:17:44,333 (both grunt) 350 00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:46,435 AHH! (both) BRAIN FREEZE! 351 00:17:46,436 --> 00:17:48,437 (groaning) 352 00:17:48,438 --> 00:17:51,441 ♪♪♪ 353 00:18:24,634 --> 00:18:26,104 (groans) 354 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,536 (groans) 355 00:18:27,537 --> 00:18:31,210 UGH. FINISHED. 356 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,781 I'M FINISHED! 357 00:18:32,782 --> 00:18:35,684 WE HAVE A WINNER! 358 00:18:35,685 --> 00:18:37,387 (groans) I WON! 359 00:18:39,449 --> 00:18:41,450 I WON. 360 00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:45,824 I... WANNA LAY DOWN. 361 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,856 HERE'S YOUR COUPON BOOK, DADDY. 362 00:18:47,857 --> 00:18:50,459 THERE ARE 75 MILKSHAKES LEFT. 363 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:54,464 (gags) UGH. I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER MILKSHAKE AGAIN. 364 00:18:57,237 --> 00:19:01,170 WELL, I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU GET THE MILKSHAKES, UNCLE ANDY. 365 00:19:01,171 --> 00:19:02,571 (gags) KEEP IT. 366 00:19:02,572 --> 00:19:04,543 AND DON'T EVER SAY THE WORD "MILKSHAKE" 367 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,145 AROUND ME EVER AGAIN. MILKSHAKE. 368 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,777 (gags) MILKSHAKE. 369 00:19:08,778 --> 00:19:10,479 MILKSHAKE. (gags) 370 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,381 MILKSHAKE. (screams) 371 00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:14,823 (all laugh) 372 00:19:14,824 --> 00:19:17,556 WANNA TAKE OUR NEW BIKES OUT FOR SOME FREE MILKSHAKES? 373 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,928 I'LL CALL AHEAD ON MY NEW CELL PHONE. 374 00:19:19,929 --> 00:19:23,432 DON'T WAIT UP. WE'LL BE HOME BY 4:00. 375 00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:26,436 (speaking indistinctly) 376 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,240 (groans) 377 00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:32,841 (clears throat) 378 00:19:32,842 --> 00:19:34,873 MILKSHAKE LOOKS THE SAME GOING OUT 379 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,506 AS IT DOES COMING IN. 380 00:19:37,507 --> 00:19:40,750 AT LEAST YOU MADE IT TO THE BATHROOM. 381 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:47,416 OH, MAN, JIM, WE WENT THROUGH ALL THIS, 382 00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:49,818 AND NEITHER OF US GOT THE MILKSHAKES. 383 00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:53,392 WELL, AT LEAST THE KIDS LEARNED HOW GROWN-UPS DO THINGS. 384 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,694 (doorbell rings) 385 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,696 WHY DO WE DO THIS TO EACH OTHER, JIM? 386 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,469 WHY DO WE GET SO COMPETITIVE? 387 00:20:00,470 --> 00:20:04,533 I DON'T KNOW, ANDY. I JUST THINK WE'RE NOT GOOD PEOPLE. 388 00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:05,534 GOOD POINT. 389 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,479 HEY! 390 00:20:11,541 --> 00:20:15,213 OH, MY GOD! ZACK AND CODY! 391 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,815 HEY, JIM, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YA. 392 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,687 YEAH, NICE SEEING YOU. 393 00:20:18,688 --> 00:20:21,420 LOOKING GOOD. IS THAT THE SHIRT I GOT YA? 394 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,992 YES, YES. I WEAR IT ALL THE TIME. 395 00:20:23,993 --> 00:20:26,455 I LOVE IT. MY FAVORITE. THANKS. AHEM! 396 00:20:26,456 --> 00:20:30,629 OH, UH, THIS IS MY BROTHER-IN-LAW ANDY. 'SUP, DUDES. 397 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,931 IS THIS THE GUY, JIM? 398 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:36,805 IS THIS THE GUY THAT STOLE ALL YOUR MILKSHAKES? YEAH. 399 00:20:36,806 --> 00:20:40,409 UNCOOL, BRO. YOU'RE RIGHT, JIM. THIS GUY IS LAME-O FLAME-O. 400 00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:42,441 YEAH. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 401 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,413 WE WORKED OUT THAT MILKSHAKE THING. 402 00:20:44,414 --> 00:20:46,745 IT'S ALL SETTLED. SO THANKS FOR COVERING MY BACK. 403 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,748 OH, NO PROBLEM. SO DO WE STILL GET THE CAMEL RIDE? 404 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,250 YOU KNOW WHAT? 405 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,284 IF YOU CLEAN UP AFTER HIM, YOU CAN RIDE HIM ALL NIGHT. 406 00:20:55,285 --> 00:20:56,926 SWEET. 407 00:20:59,429 --> 00:21:02,692 WAIT UP, FELLAS! ALL THREE OF US CAN FIT ON THAT CAMEL! 27344

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