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DADDY?
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HMM?
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CAN YOU SIGN
MY SPELLING TEST?
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SURE. WHAT'D YOU GET?
A "B."
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KYLE, THIS LOOKS LIKE
YOU TURNED A "D" INTO A "B."
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IS THAT WHAT YOU DID?
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I LOVE YOU, DADDY.
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KYLE, COME ON.
IS THAT WHAT YOU DID?
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YOU'RE NOT JUST MY DAD.
YOU'RE MY PAL.
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KYLE, STOP IT.
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IN THIS FAMILY,
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YOU DON'T TAKE A "D"
AND TURN IT INTO A "B."
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YOU TURN IT INTO AN "A."
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AND REMEMBER WHAT
I'VE ALWAYS TOLD YOU.
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IT'S JUST AS EASY
TO PUT A PLUS THERE.
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THERE YOU GO.
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NOW GO SHOW YOUR MOM
WHAT A GOOD SPELLER YOU ARE.
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DAD, CAN YOU SIGN
MY MATH TEST?
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SURE. WHAT'D YOU GET?
A-PLUS.
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THAT'S MY GIRL.
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♪♪♪
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CHERYL, ARE YOU SURE
IT'S ALL RIGHT TO BE DOWN HERE?
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'CAUSE THE DOCTOR SAID
COMPLETE BED REST.
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NO, I KNOW, BUT I THINK
THE POINT IS THAT I REST.
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IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER
WHERE I DO IT. ALL RIGHT.
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AND IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE A CHANGE
OF SCENERY, YOU KNOW? YEAH.
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BUT, HONEY, YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY
DO HAVE SOMETHING SERIOUS
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THAT I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
GREAT. CHANGE THE SUBJECT, BY ALL MEANS.
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OKAY. I WAS
JUST WATCHING "OPRAH."
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YES.
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WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT
A LOT OF HUSBANDS
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HAVE FOUND A NEW WAY
TO HONOR THEIR WIVES
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AFTER GIVING BIRTH.
HMM.
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WELL,
APPARENTLY MODERN HUSBANDS
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ARE GETTING THEIR WIVES
PUSH PRESENTS.
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IT'S A WAY TO SAY THANK YOU
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FOR SUFFERING THROUGH
THE PREGNANCY AND LABOR.
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UH-HUH. I SEE.
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AND, UH, WHERE WILL YOU
BE SUFFERING TODAY,
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ON THE COUCH OR UP IN BED?
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JIM! I'M SERIOUS.
I WANT A PUSH PRESENT.
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CHERYL, I RECALL
THIS WHOLE THING STARTED
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BECAUSE I GAVE YOU A PRESENT.
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AND IF MY MEMORY
SERVES ME WELL,
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THERE WAS QUITE A BIT
OF PUSHING GOING ON.
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YOU KNOW,
CHARLIE UP THE STREET
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GAVE HIS WIFE
A DIAMOND BRACELET.
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YOU KNOW, I ACTUALLY
JUST LISTENED TO WHAT YOU SAID.
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CHARLIE UP THE STREET?
YES, CHARLIE UP THE STREET.
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HE'S A JERK!
NO!
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A DIAMOND BRACELET
FOR HAVING A BABY?
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YES.
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THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
NO.
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CHERYL, LOOK, LOOK,
YOU KNOW,
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I... I'M NOT ONE
TO SAY NO TO YOU, ALL RIGHT.
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AND YOU'RE NOT
GONNA SAY NO NOW!
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YOU'RE GONNA GET ME
A PRESENT
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THAT SHOWS HOW MUCH
YOU LOVE ME AND OUR BABIES
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AND THAT I CAN SHOW TO OPRAH
AND MY OTHER GIRLFRIENDS.
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I'M SORRY,
WHAT'S THAT, BABIES?
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WHAT'S THAT?
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OH, YOU THINK
IT'S A PRESENT ENOUGH
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TO HAVE A HOUSE TO
COME HOME TO? OH.
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THE ONE
YOUR DADDY PAYS FOR?
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WOW, CHERYL, I GUESS
YOU LOVE OPRAH
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MORE THAN YOU LOVE
THE BABIES.
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WHAT DADDY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
IS THAT OPRAH AND I
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HAVE BEEN THROUGH
A LOT TOGETHER.
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WAIT A SECOND. WHAT COLOR
IS THAT WALLPAPER?
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IS THAT PINK?
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WE DON'T WANT PINK.
PINK'S FOR KIDS.
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CAN YOU GET US LIME GREEN?
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NO, BUT I CAN POKE
A TINY HOLE IN THAT GAS LINE
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SO YOU SLOWLY SUFFOCATE.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU BEND OVER,
WE CAN SEE YOUR BUTT CRACK.
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY
ABOUT SLEEPING IN A BASEMENT?
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WHEN THE BURGLARS
AND KILLERS BREAK IN,
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NO ONE
WILL HEAR YOU SCREAM.
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(all speaking gibberish)
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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HEY, GIRLS. HOW DO YOU
LIKE YOUR NEW BEDROOM?
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DADDY, CAN WE PUT IN
A DANCE BAR?
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UH, I DON'T THINK
I LIKE THE IDEA
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OF YOU TWO DRINKING DOWN HERE.
COME ON.
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IT'S FOR STRETCHING.
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LIKE WHAT UNCLE ANDY'S DOING
TO THE SEAT OF HIS PANTS.
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I THINK THE BAR'S
A GOOD IDEA, JIM.
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WE COULD HANG
THE RAT TRAPS FROM IT.
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NO RATS.
NO RATS DOWN HERE.
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(lowered voice)
NOT YET.
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I BROUGHT SOME PAINT SAMPLES
HOME FOR YOU.
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PICK OUT A COLOR FOR
YOUR NEW BATHROOM. OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
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ANDY. DON'T TELL THE GIRLS
THERE'S RATS DOWN HERE.
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WE ONLY FOUND TWO OF 'EM,
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AND THE SNAKE
PROBABLY SCARED 'EM AWAY.
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SORRY, JIM. THE GIRLS
WERE WORKING ME OVER GOOD.
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YEAH? WELL, I KNOW
WHERE THEY GET THAT FROM.
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GET THIS. CHERYL WANTS
A PUSH PRESENT.
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OH, LIKE ON "OPRAH"...
NEW BABIES, NEW TRADITIONS.
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I LOVE IT.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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YOU ACTUALLY THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA?
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OH, YEAH. AND IT'S NOT
JUST FOR LADIES.
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I-I GAVE MYSELF ONE
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WHEN I PASSED
THAT KIDNEY STONE.
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ARE THOSE CHARMS
FOR EACH STONE?
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NO, THESE ARE
THE ACTUAL STONES.
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OH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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AS DISTURBING AS THIS IS,
YOU GOT A POINT.
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WHAT ABOUT US?
WHERE'S OUR OPRAH?
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WHERE'S OUR PUSH PRESENT?
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I TELL YOU WHAT, JIM,
IF I WAS YOUR WIFE...
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ANDY, HOW MANY TIMES
DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU
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NOT TO START SENTENCES
OFF LIKE THAT? NO, NO, NO, NO.
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I GOT YOUR PUSH PRESENT
ALL PICKED OUT.
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WE TELL RUBY AND GRACIE
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THAT THE TWINS
ARE MOVING IN WITH THEM.
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THEN WE MOUNT A FLAT SCREEN
ON THAT WALL, AND SNAP...
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YOU GOTS YOURSELF
A FLY MEDIA ROOM.
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WHOA.
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UH-HUH.
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WALL MOUNT SOME SPEAKERS.
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A SUBWIZZY IN THE HIZZY.
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STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.
(coughs)
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UH, NAH. LISTEN, I ALREADY
PROMISED THE GIRLS
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WE'D TURN THIS
INTO THE BEDROOM.
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AND I PROMISED MYSELF
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I'D GIVE UP FOODS
LOADED IN NITRATES.
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JINGLE, JINGLE.
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ANDY, YOU KNOW,
IT IS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM.
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BUT I GOT A BLUE-EYED,
BLONDE ROADBLOCK
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UP THERE ON THE COUCH,
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SUFFERING THROUGH
HER VACATION.
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I'M SORRY.
I MEAN PREGNANCY.
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(laughs) AAH!
WHAT? WHAT?
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THE SNAKE! THE SNAKE!
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ANDY, THAT'S NOT A...
THAT'S NOT A SNAKE.
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OH.
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THAT'S JUST
A PIECE OF RUBBER.
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NO, IT IS A SNAKE!
AAH!
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ANDY!
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IT WAS A RUBBER SNAKE
LEFT DOWN THERE.
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IT WAS KYLE'S
FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD.
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HEY, WHAT WAS
ALL THAT SCREAMING ABOUT?
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OH, ANDY WAS UPSET
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WHEN HE HEARD YOU WATCHED
"OPRAH" WITHOUT HIM.
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OH, I THOUGHT MAYBE
YOU PASSED ANOTHER STONE.
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YOU KNOW, I AM GLAD YOU
BROUGHT UP OPRAH, THOUGH.
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THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO
TALK ABOUT. OH, GOD. WHAT NOW?
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WELL, APPARENTLY
A LOT OF MEN NOW
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ARE BUYING THEIR WIVES
PUSH PRESENTS.
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YOU MEAN, LIKE CHARLIE
DOWN THE STREET?
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YES! HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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BECAUSE WE HAD
THIS CONVERSATION
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20 MINUTES AGO.
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WE DID?
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YEAH, AND IT WAS
JUST AS STUPID THEN
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AS IT IS NOW.
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OH, GOD. YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS IS? HUH?
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PREGNANCY BRAIN.
OH.
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WHAT... WHAT'S THAT?
OH, IT'S A HORMONAL THING.
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UGH.
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YOU KNOW, ABOUT SIX MONTHS
INTO PREGNANCY,
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CHERYL CAN'T REMEMBER
A THING.
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YEAH, IT HAPPENED WITH RUBY,
GRACIE AND, UM, UM...
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THE LITTLE ONE. YES,
YES. WHAT'S HIS FACE.
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I KNOW WHO YOU MEAN. I KNOW
WHO YOU MEAN. UM, UH-HUH.
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KYLE.
YES, YES, RIGHT.
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KYLE. KYLE. RIGHT,
RIGHT, RIGHT. KYLE. KYLE.
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YEAH.
GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE
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WE ALREADY TALKED
ABOUT PUSH PRESENTS. YEAH.
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GET ME?
NO, NO, DON'T TELL ME.
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OR YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU COULD TELL ME
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'CAUSE I'LL JUST FORGET ANYWAY.
YOU KNOW, WE'RE GONNA HAVE
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THIS SAME CONVERSATION
IN ABOUT TWO HOURS,
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SO I'M GONNA GO GET MYSELF A BEER.
OH, GREAT. WOULD YOU GET ME ONE?
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YOU'RE PREGNANT.
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RIGHT.
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OH, MY GOD.
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I FORGOT HOW CRAZY SHE GETS IN
THE HOMESTRETCH. I-I DON'T GET IT.
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IT'S LIKE SHE BLACKS OUT.
IS THAT REALLY POSSIBLE?
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TOTALLY POSSIBLE.
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IT'S LIKE SAYING I LOVE YOU
BEFORE YOU DO IT WITH A CHICK,
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AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE DONE,
YOU DON'T REMEMBER SAYING IT.
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I GET THAT.
YEAH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE DOESN'T
REMEMBER WHAT SHE SAYS,
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SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER
WHAT SHE'S SUPPOSED TO DO.
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IT'S CRAZY.
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SHE PROBABLY
DOESN'T REMEMBER TELLING YOU
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SHE WANTS THE BASEMENT
TURNED INTO A NEW MEDIA ROOM.
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NAH,
SHE NEVER SAID THAT...
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HEY.
HOW DID I MISS THAT?
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YOU MUST HAVE
PREGNANCY BRAIN.
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(laughs)
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AND I'M JUST ABOUT
TO GET MYSELF
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MY OWN PUSH PRESENT.
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(laughs)
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AH, MY YOUNG BRIDE...
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HERE'S SOME TEA FOR YOU...
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CAROL.
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OH, I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN
MY OWN NAME, JIM.
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OH. WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
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DAMN IT.
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(laughs)
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ALL RIGHT, IF YOU'RE ALL
SET WITH THE TEA... YEAH.
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I'M GONNA GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS,
HELP ANDY FINISH THE MEDIA ROOM.
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IT IS ALMOST DONE. BABY, YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE IT. WAIT. NO, NO, NO. MEDIA ROOM?
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HONEY, YOU MEAN RUBY
AND GRACIE'S BEDROOM.
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(laughs) WE TALKED ABOUT THIS,
CHERYL MABEL.
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MABEL. HA!
MM-HMM.
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YOU SAID, "LET RUBY AND GRACIE
STAY COZY IN THEIR OWN ROOM."
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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TWINS?
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(laughs) YOU SILLY GOOSE.
YOU REALLY ARE OUT OF IT.
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WHAT? WE'RE TURNING THE
LINEN CLOSET INTO THE NURSERY
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SO WE ALL CAN BE
CLOSER TOGETHER.
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IT WAS THE BEST IDEA
YOU EVER HAD.
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ARE YOU SURE
THAT WAS MY IDEA?
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CHERYL, HOW WOULD I EVEN KNOW
THAT WE HAD A LINEN CLOSET?
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YEAH, BUT A MEDIA ROOM?
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COME ON.
223
00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:34,674
YOU HELPED PICK OUT THE COLOR
FOR THE LOUNGE CHAIRS.
224
00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:37,908
YOU ALSO SAID YOU WANTED
AN LCD SCREEN, NOT A PLASMA.
225
00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,080
OH, YEAH.
226
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,782
GOT IT?
227
00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,814
YEAH. ARE...
ARE THE CHAIRS TAUPE?
228
00:09:44,815 --> 00:09:47,116
OF COURSE. YOU THINK I'D PICK
A COLOR LIKE THAT?
229
00:09:47,117 --> 00:09:49,158
(chuckles) RIGHT.
IT IS A COLOR, RIGHT?
230
00:09:49,159 --> 00:09:51,160
YEAH. YEAH. OH, OKAY.
231
00:09:51,161 --> 00:09:54,093
I-I THINK I REMEMBER
TALKING ABOUT THAT.
232
00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,125
I KNEW IT.
233
00:09:56,126 --> 00:09:59,068
WOW. PREGNANCY BRAIN MUST BE
TWICE AS BAD WITH TWINS.
234
00:09:59,069 --> 00:10:01,931
(laughs)
235
00:10:01,932 --> 00:10:05,174
YOU SAID THAT
AN HOUR AGO.
236
00:10:05,175 --> 00:10:06,335
(chuckles)
237
00:10:06,336 --> 00:10:08,038
(laughs)
238
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,341
WE LOVE OUR NEW BEDROOM.
239
00:10:12,342 --> 00:10:15,344
THAT IS THE BIGGEST TV I HAVE
EVER SEEN. ACTUALLY, GIRLS...
240
00:10:15,345 --> 00:10:17,046
UH, JIM, PLEASE, MAY I?
241
00:10:17,047 --> 00:10:21,651
YEAH, HERE'S THE THING
ABOUT A 56-INCH, 1080i LCD
242
00:10:21,652 --> 00:10:23,653
WITH 7-CHANNEL
DIGITAL SOUND...
243
00:10:23,654 --> 00:10:24,954
IT'S NOT FOR YOU.
244
00:10:24,955 --> 00:10:27,126
THE PLAN NOW
IS TO HAVE YOU LOSERS
245
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,829
SLEEP IN THE SAME CRAPPY ROOM
YOU'VE ALWAYS SLEPT IN
246
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:32,061
WHILE THE BASEMENT BECOMES
A LAND OF FUN FOR US,
247
00:10:32,062 --> 00:10:33,763
THE GROWN-UPS.
248
00:10:33,764 --> 00:10:35,835
BUT WHERE ARE THE TWINS
GONNA SLEEP?
249
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,136
OH, RIGHT HERE.
250
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,309
LOOK... BUNK CRIBS.
251
00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:42,742
THIS SUCKS.
WE WANT OUR NEW ROOM.
252
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,043
SUCKS TO BE YOU.
253
00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,375
AND IF YOU'RE GONNA CRY,
TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
254
00:10:46,376 --> 00:10:49,048
SO MOM JUST SOLD US OUT?
SHE DID. SHE REALLY, REALLY DID.
255
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,349
YEAH, I MEAN,
256
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:53,052
YOU CAN TAKE IT UP WITH HER
IF YOU WANT,
257
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,054
BUT IF YOU ARGUE
TOO MUCH WITH HER,
258
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,827
I'M AFRAID YOU'LL BE SLEEPING IN
THIS LINEN CLOSET. WITH THE RATS.
259
00:10:57,828 --> 00:10:59,388
(Andy, Gracie and Ruby
speaking gibberish)
260
00:10:59,389 --> 00:11:01,391
SNAKE!
(Jim and Andy) AAH!
261
00:11:03,734 --> 00:11:05,735
MAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE
THIS PICTURE?
262
00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:08,437
IT'S LIKE WE'RE RIGHT
AT THE GAME. YEAH.
263
00:11:08,438 --> 00:11:11,440
(laughs) AAH! I GOT IT!
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
264
00:11:11,441 --> 00:11:14,273
(groans) DAMN IT.
SO CLOSE.
265
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:17,276
REMIND ME NOT TO WATCH PORN
ON THIS THING WITH YOU.
266
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,979
OH, THIS MEDIA ROOM
IS AWESOME, JIM.
267
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,280
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
268
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:24,083
EXCEPT... EXCEPT THERE'S
SOMETHING MISSING, RIGHT?
269
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:27,086
YEAH, I JUST KIND OF WISH WE HAD...
AN OLD-FASHIONED POPCORN MACHINE?
270
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,888
I WAS GONNA SAY MY DAD,
271
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,890
BUT A POPCORN MACHINE
ISN'T BAD.
272
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:32,191
YEAH.
FIRE UP THE INTERNET.
273
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,893
SEE IF YOU CAN GET
274
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,795
A POPCORN MACHINE
ON THE CHEAP.
275
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,797
OH, ANDY,
THIS PREGNANCY BRAIN THING
276
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:40,069
IS THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
277
00:11:40,070 --> 00:11:42,071
HEY, YOU COULD GET
THAT MECHANICAL BULL
278
00:11:42,072 --> 00:11:43,733
YOU ALWAYS WANTED
279
00:11:43,734 --> 00:11:46,475
EVER SINCE YOU SAW "URBAN
COWBOY." OH, YEAH, LOOK IT UP.
280
00:11:46,476 --> 00:11:48,477
SEE WHAT KIND OF PRICE
WE CAN GET.
281
00:11:48,478 --> 00:11:50,940
WELL AHEAD OF YOU, CAPTAIN.
CHECK OUT THIS PRICE. (laughs)
282
00:11:50,941 --> 00:11:52,942
OH, MY GOD. IT'S SO LOW,
283
00:11:52,943 --> 00:11:56,045
IT WOULD BE IMMORAL NOT
TO BUY IT. (laughs) (laughs)
284
00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:59,118
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
285
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:00,990
ANDY! ANDY!
286
00:12:00,991 --> 00:12:03,123
ANDY, IT'S A TV!
287
00:12:11,261 --> 00:12:14,765
THIS IS A GOOD TV, MAN.
UH-HUH.
288
00:12:21,171 --> 00:12:22,872
YOU READY, CHAMP?
289
00:12:22,873 --> 00:12:24,113
(grunts)
290
00:12:24,114 --> 00:12:25,815
(metal rattles)
291
00:12:25,816 --> 00:12:27,316
OH, YEAH.
292
00:12:27,317 --> 00:12:29,318
OH, YEAH, I THINK
I GOT THIS THING...
293
00:12:29,319 --> 00:12:31,320
(Southern accent)
ALL FIGURED OUT THERE, ANDY.
294
00:12:31,321 --> 00:12:34,323
I'M GONNA HOLD ON REAL TIGHT
WITH MY LEFT HAND,
295
00:12:34,324 --> 00:12:38,757
AND I'M GONNA SQUEEZE MY LEGS
WITH MY LIFE.
296
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:39,829
(laughs)
297
00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:41,831
NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT BALANCE,
298
00:12:41,832 --> 00:12:44,033
NOT ABOUT STRENGTH.
299
00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:46,196
LIKE THAT.
300
00:12:47,898 --> 00:12:50,069
ALL RIGHT, HIT IT!
301
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,801
HERE WE GO.
302
00:12:51,802 --> 00:12:52,942
WHOO!
303
00:12:52,943 --> 00:12:54,103
WHOO-HOO!
304
00:12:54,104 --> 00:12:56,275
WHOO-HOO... AAH!
305
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,808
(laughs) YEAH!
THAT WAS A NEW RECORD.
306
00:12:58,809 --> 00:13:00,880
(normal voice) YEAH!
307
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,882
I GOT YOU BEAT.
I GOT YOU BEAT.
308
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:05,885
OKAY, YOUR TURN.
YOUR TURN, MAN. YOUR TURN.
309
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,957
ALL RIGHT.
310
00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:10,890
(Southern accent) NOW I KNOW
YOU CAN DO IT, ANDY.
311
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,561
ALL RIGHT.
312
00:13:12,562 --> 00:13:15,524
GIVE ME A MINUTE.
I JUST WANNA ADJUST THE BOYS.
313
00:13:15,525 --> 00:13:18,127
(Andy with high-pitched voice)
AAH!
314
00:13:18,128 --> 00:13:21,070
(normal voice)
THAT WAS YOUR BEST TIME!
315
00:13:21,071 --> 00:13:22,832
BEST TIME YET, MAN.
(laughs)
316
00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:25,274
I WON'T BE ABLE TO
HAVE KIDS NOW, BUT WHO CARES?
317
00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:27,276
THESE MEMORIES
WILL LAST LONGER. (laughs)
318
00:13:27,277 --> 00:13:28,978
YEAH! (laughs)
319
00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:30,279
OH, I'M S... I'M S...
320
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,511
(Cheryl) JIM?
JIM, ARE YOU OKAY?
321
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:35,244
DAMN IT.
IS ANDY PASSING ANOTHER STONE?
322
00:13:35,245 --> 00:13:38,117
CHERYL, DON'T COME DOWN
THESE STAIRS.
323
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,519
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON
BED REST. I KNOW, HONEY, I-I KNOW,
324
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,054
BUT I-I KEEP HEARING A THUMP
AND THEN A GIRLISH SCREAM.
325
00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:48,127
WHAT'S THAT?
326
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,099
THAT?
327
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,259
YEAH.
328
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,531
I-I WANTED IT
TO BE A SURPRISE,
329
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,034
BUT HAPPY PUSH PRESENT.
330
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:58,037
HOORAY! OKAY, ME AGAIN.
GIVE ME THE HAT.
331
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,609
WHAT? COME ON.
GIMME, GIMME, GIMME.
332
00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:02,912
TAKE IT.
(laughs)
333
00:14:02,913 --> 00:14:05,915
YOU GOT ME A MECHANICAL BULL
AS A PUSH PRESENT?
334
00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:07,277
MM-HMM.
335
00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:14,253
(high-pitched voice) AAH!
336
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:17,186
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
337
00:14:17,187 --> 00:14:19,889
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
ARE YOU FLIPPIN' SERIOUS?
338
00:14:19,890 --> 00:14:22,531
YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART,
CHERYL.
339
00:14:22,532 --> 00:14:24,633
ARE... ARE YOU TRYING
TO TELL ME
340
00:14:24,634 --> 00:14:27,296
THAT I FORGOT
THAT I WANTED THAT?
341
00:14:27,297 --> 00:14:29,338
OKAY, JIM,
WATCH ME THIS TIME.
342
00:14:29,339 --> 00:14:31,340
I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHING NEW.
343
00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:34,043
CHERYL... I KEPT TALKING
TO YOU ABOUT JEWELRY,
344
00:14:34,044 --> 00:14:37,046
AND YOU SAID, "NO, I WANT
TO GET IN SHAPE
345
00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:39,048
AFTER THE BABIES ARE BORN."
346
00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:41,450
HIT ME!
347
00:14:41,451 --> 00:14:44,153
(high-pitched voice)
AAH! AAH!
348
00:14:44,154 --> 00:14:47,156
BUT I ALWAYS GET IN SHAPE
AFTER THE BABY.
349
00:14:47,157 --> 00:14:50,159
I KNOW. THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I TOLD YOU MYSELF.
350
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:52,661
THEN YOU SAID,
"NO, I SAW IT ON 'OPRAH, '
351
00:14:52,662 --> 00:14:55,965
AND I THINK IT'S A FUN WAY
TO GET BACK IN SHAPE."
352
00:14:55,966 --> 00:14:58,667
(Cheryl) WOW.
353
00:14:58,668 --> 00:15:02,031
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE I KEEP
FORGETTING ALL THIS STUFF.
354
00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:03,532
CHERYL...
355
00:15:03,533 --> 00:15:07,206
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MYSELF.
356
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:10,940
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, IT'S...
IT'S KINDA HURTFUL.
357
00:15:10,941 --> 00:15:12,982
(Andy groans)
358
00:15:12,983 --> 00:15:14,985
IT MAKES ME, YOU KNOW...
359
00:15:21,351 --> 00:15:23,422
(grunts)
360
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:26,595
IT MAKES ME NOT WANT TO DO
NICE THINGS FOR YOU ANYMORE.
361
00:15:26,596 --> 00:15:29,659
OH, OH, HONEY,
I... I'M... I'M SORRY.
362
00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:35,164
I LOVE MY MECHANICAL BULL.
363
00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:36,665
THANK YOU.
364
00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:39,938
(Southern accent)
YOU'RE WELCOME, MA'AM.
365
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,041
NOW HIT ME.
366
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:45,075
(grunts)
367
00:15:48,378 --> 00:15:52,081
HEY, THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.
CAN I TRY?
368
00:15:52,082 --> 00:15:54,353
CHERYL, YOU'RE PREGNANT.
369
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,055
OH, RIGHT, RIGHT.
370
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,427
(Andy groans)
371
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,535
OH.
372
00:16:06,536 --> 00:16:08,537
I WANTED IT
WITH THE CRUST CUT OFF.
373
00:16:08,538 --> 00:16:11,600
WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT
WITH THE CRUST CUT OFF?
374
00:16:11,601 --> 00:16:14,143
YOU SEE HOW ANNOYING
THAT IS, GIRLS?
375
00:16:14,144 --> 00:16:16,505
THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES.
376
00:16:16,506 --> 00:16:18,477
WE'RE GONNA ASK YOU
A QUESTION,
377
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,979
AND I WANT YOU TO BE
HONEST WITH ME. OKAY.
378
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,481
WE LOVE YOU EITHER WAY,
379
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,285
BUT WE JUST WANT TO KNOW
THE TRUTH.
380
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,757
ARE YOU ON DRUGS?
381
00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,419
WHAT?
382
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:32,421
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
THAT RIDICULOUS BULL.
383
00:16:32,422 --> 00:16:34,763
(Andy with high-pitched voice)
AAH!
384
00:16:34,764 --> 00:16:35,764
(thud)
385
00:16:35,765 --> 00:16:38,467
IN WHAT UNIVERSE
DID YOU WANT THAT?
386
00:16:38,468 --> 00:16:41,470
I KNOW, I KNOW. YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT... IT'S PREGNANCY BRAIN.
387
00:16:41,471 --> 00:16:44,473
YOU SAY CRAZY THINGS,
AND THEN YOU DON'T REMEMBER.
388
00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:45,774
BUT... YOU GOTTA ADMIT,
389
00:16:45,775 --> 00:16:49,038
I MEAN, THAT... THAT BULL
LOOKS LIKE FUN, RIGHT?
390
00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:51,610
MORE FUN
THAN A DIAMOND BRACELET?
391
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:55,214
(sighs) THAT DOES SOUND GOOD.
392
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:58,417
MOM.
MOM, SNAP OUT OF IT.
393
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,419
COME BACK TO US. YOU
DIDN'T WANT THAT MEDIA ROOM.
394
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,551
OR A MECHANICAL BULL.
395
00:17:02,552 --> 00:17:04,423
I DIDN'T WANT
ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
396
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,125
BUT WHO DID?
397
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:09,027
HINT... RHYMES WITH "BAD."
398
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,660
(gasps)
399
00:17:11,661 --> 00:17:13,662
WHAT'S MORE LIKELY,
YOU FORGOT ABOUT
400
00:17:13,663 --> 00:17:17,436
ALL OF THOSE CONVERSATIONS
YOU SUPPOSEDLY HAD...
401
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:21,441
OR I FORGOT WHO I MARRIED.
402
00:17:24,074 --> 00:17:27,316
THERE'S THE MOTHER
OF MY CHILDREN.
403
00:17:27,317 --> 00:17:29,618
I BEEN MISSING
YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE ALL DAY.
404
00:17:29,619 --> 00:17:31,320
OH. MWAH.
405
00:17:31,321 --> 00:17:33,682
I'M GONNA HIT THE BULL.
LATER.
406
00:17:33,683 --> 00:17:36,385
UM, JIM...
YOU KNOW WHAT?
407
00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:38,687
TELL THE KIDS I'M GONNA HAVE
MY DINNER DOWNSTAIRS.
408
00:17:38,688 --> 00:17:41,360
(Southern accent) MAYBE
A POT OF BLACK COFFEE,
409
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,762
SOME CAMPFIRE BEANS,
AND ANYTHING IN A SKILLET, BABY.
410
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,434
JIM...
411
00:17:45,435 --> 00:17:47,696
CHERYL! CHERYL!
412
00:17:47,697 --> 00:17:49,498
MY BULL IS GONE.
413
00:17:49,499 --> 00:17:52,141
RUSTLERS GOT MY BULL.
414
00:17:52,142 --> 00:17:54,143
I MEAN YOUR BULL.
415
00:17:54,144 --> 00:17:58,507
WELL, WHATEVER ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, JAMES ORENTHAL?
416
00:17:58,508 --> 00:18:00,679
YOU DECIDED
THAT A MECHANICAL BULL
417
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,681
WAS NOT AN APPROPRIATE
PUSH PRESENT.
418
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,683
YOU INSISTED THAT I SELL IT
419
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:09,088
AND BUY MYSELF THIS BEAUTIFUL
DIAMOND BRACELET.
420
00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:12,691
I DID?
421
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,864
OH... YOU SILLY GOOSE.
422
00:18:15,865 --> 00:18:19,398
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?
YOU SAID...
423
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,400
(Southern accent)
"I DON'T CARE
424
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,372
"IF IT COSTS
A LITTLE BIT MORE,
425
00:18:23,373 --> 00:18:27,136
I WANT MY BABY'S MAMA
COVERED IN ICE."
426
00:18:27,137 --> 00:18:31,380
(Southern accent) NOW, CHERYL,
YOU KNOW I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
427
00:18:31,381 --> 00:18:35,444
(normal voice) SOUNDS LIKE
YOU HAVE PREGNANCY BRAIN.
428
00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:39,418
ONLY IT'S WORSE.
IT'S BIG FAT JERK BRAIN!
429
00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:41,119
(normal voice) CHERYL!
430
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,751
PUSH PRESENTS
ARE JUST RIDICULOUS.
431
00:18:42,752 --> 00:18:45,394
WHAT?
COME ON.
432
00:18:45,395 --> 00:18:47,696
GIVING A WOMAN A GIFT
FOR HAVING A BABY?
433
00:18:47,697 --> 00:18:51,129
THERE'S NOTHING
MORE RIDICULOUS THAN THAT.
434
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,131
HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF
IN A COWBOY HAT?
435
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,604
CHERYL, I HAVE
BEEN DOING NOTHING
436
00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:57,606
BUT HELPING YOU
AND THIS FAMILY FOR MONTHS.
437
00:18:57,607 --> 00:18:59,608
I MEAN, FIRST
YOU'RE DOWN IN FLORIDA,
438
00:18:59,609 --> 00:19:01,310
NOW YOU'RE ON BED REST.
439
00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:03,312
I MEAN,
A STATE-OF-THE-ART MEDIA ROOM
440
00:19:03,313 --> 00:19:06,475
WITH A MECHANICAL BULL,
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
441
00:19:06,476 --> 00:19:08,547
YOU DIDN'T ASK. YOU LIED.
442
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,321
BECAUSE IT WAS EASIER,
HONEY.
443
00:19:13,383 --> 00:19:15,454
COME ON, CHERYL.
444
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,755
I JUST FELT THAT...
445
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,458
I NEEDED
A LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL.
446
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:21,590
YOU KNOW, A LOT OF MEN
FEEL NEGLECTED
447
00:19:21,591 --> 00:19:23,862
DURING
A DIFFICULT PREGNANCY.
448
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,535
WHO SAYS?
OPRAH DID.
449
00:19:26,536 --> 00:19:27,666
OH. (scoffs)
450
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,370
NO, YOU MADE ME SIT DOWN
AND WATCH IT WITH YOU.
451
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,671
REALLY.
452
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,704
OH, GOD. I THINK
I ACTUALLY DO REMEMBER THAT.
453
00:19:35,705 --> 00:19:37,246
SEE?
454
00:19:37,247 --> 00:19:41,179
SO OKAY,
YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT NOW.
455
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,582
NOW WE'VE RETURNED
THE MECHANICAL BULL.
456
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,184
NOW LET'S RETURN
THIS DIAMOND BRACELET.
457
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,186
OH, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO.
458
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,490
I THINK KEEPING THIS BRACELET
WILL REMIND YOU OF MY POINT.
459
00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:54,192
I THINK KEEPING THE BULL
WOULD REMIND ME, TOO,
460
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,695
AND FOR A LOT LESS MONEY.
COME ON.
461
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,528
I SOLD THE BULL TO ANDY.
SHH.
462
00:19:59,529 --> 00:20:01,530
(Andy with high-pitched voice)
AAH!
463
00:20:01,531 --> 00:20:03,372
(thud)
464
00:20:03,373 --> 00:20:06,435
(laughs) ALL RIGHT.
465
00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:09,378
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
466
00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:12,381
THIS WEEKEND, ANDY AND I
WILL FINISH THE BEDROOM
467
00:20:12,382 --> 00:20:14,383
DOWNSTAIRS IN THE BASEMENT
FOR THE GIRLS.
468
00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:16,785
AND WE'LL FINISH
THE NURSERY, TOO.
469
00:20:16,786 --> 00:20:18,487
OH, HONEY.
470
00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:20,489
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
HAVE BEEN AMAZING
471
00:20:20,490 --> 00:20:23,752
THROUGH THIS PREGNANCY.
WELL, THANK YOU.
472
00:20:23,753 --> 00:20:25,754
AND IF YOU STILL FEEL LIKE
473
00:20:25,755 --> 00:20:27,726
YOU NEED A SPECIAL PLACE
OF YOUR OWN
474
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,659
ONCE THERE ARE FIVE KIDS
IN THE HOUSE,
475
00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:32,661
I THINK WE CAN
WORK SOMETHING OUT.
476
00:20:32,662 --> 00:20:33,832
YEAH?
477
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,535
YEAH.
478
00:20:41,311 --> 00:20:43,312
NOTHING LIKE
A DAY AT THE BALLPARK.
479
00:20:43,313 --> 00:20:44,443
YEAH.
480
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:47,446
(grunts) I THINK I'M GETTING
A SUNBURN FROM THE SCREEN.
481
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:51,380
YEAH. LET'S TAKE
OUR SHIRTS OFF.
482
00:20:51,381 --> 00:20:53,323
OW.
483
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,027
OUCH.
484
00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:05,494
(knock on door)
485
00:21:05,495 --> 00:21:06,995
PRIVACY.
486
00:21:06,996 --> 00:21:08,497
HELLO.
487
00:21:08,498 --> 00:21:10,469
I NEED A TOWEL.
488
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:11,970
THERE YOU GO, SON.
489
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:12,971
DADDY.
490
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,373
HMM?
491
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:17,846
WHEN ARE YOU AND UNCLE ANDY
COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET?
492
00:21:17,847 --> 00:21:20,450
YOU KNOW,
WITH ANY LUCK, NEVER.
493
00:21:22,412 --> 00:21:25,584
AHH.
494
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,586
OH! OH!
OH, I GOT IT!
495
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,588
NO, YOU DON'T.
IT'S A TV. (grunts)
496
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:33,292
ANDY, IT'S A TV! GET UP!
GET UP! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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