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OH, CHERYL...
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OH!
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I LOVE SKIPPING DINNER
AND GOING RIGHT TO DESSERT.
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SARAH'S PASTRIES AND CHOCOLATE
FROM OAK STREET.
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"SHE'S NOT JUST A BAKER.
SHE'S A FRIEND."
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OH, COME ON, HONEY.
GIVE ME MY SURPRISE.
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SAY YOU LOVE ME.
(sighs) I LOVE YOU.
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SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT.
I LOVE YOU.
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SAY IT SEXY.
(whispers) I LOVE YOU.
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SAY IT LIKE SCOOBY.
RAH-RUV-ROO.
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SAY IT SEXY SCOOBY.
GIVE ME MY DESSERT!
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ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
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WHOO-HOO-HOO. FEISTY GIRL.
WELL, FOR MY YOUNG BRIDE,
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I GOT YOU YOUR FAVORITE...
CARROT CAKE.
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(gasps) HONEY, THAT IS SO SWEET.
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I LOVE THAT YOU GOT ME
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EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD
HAVE PICKED FOR MYSELF.
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I GOT CHERRY PIE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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NOT THE PRETTIEST GAL
AT THE DANCE,
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BUT SHE KNOWS
HOW TO PLEASE HER MAN.
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OH. (sighs)
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"OH"? I KNOW THAT "OH."
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SOMETHING WRONG?
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NO, IT'S JUST...
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I DON'T LIKE CHERRY PIE.
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I KNOW. THAT'S WHY
I GOT YOU CARROT CAKE.
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WELL, YEAH,
BUT I-I-I THOUGHT
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THE WHOLE POINT OF DESSERT
ON A ROMANTIC NIGHT
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WAS... SHARING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I KNOW YOU SO WELL,
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I THOUGHT
YOU'D THINK THAT.
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SO YOU GOT CHERRY PIE,
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EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW
I DON'T LIKE IT?
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YEAH, THAT WAY, I CAN
HAVE THE WHOLE PIECE.
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BUT I'M WILLING TO SHARE
MY CARROT CAKE WITH YOU.
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WELL, THANK YOU.
DON'T MIND IF I DO.
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MMM, CHERYL, LOOK.
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FROSTING CARROT,
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MY FAVORITE VEGETABLE.
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LOOK, I'M BUGS BUNNY.
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(makes gobbling sounds)
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I JUST...
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'D BE THAT SELFISH.
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CHERYL,
I'M NOT BEING SELFISH.
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WE ARE SHARING DESSERT.
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HERE, HAVE AS MUCH
OF MY CHERRY PIE AS YOU'D LIKE.
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(cackles)
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I THINK I WOULD
LIKE A BITE OF PIE.
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FINE.
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HELP YOURSELF.
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MMM.
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(chuckles)
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CHERYL,
WHY WOULD YOU WASTE PIE?!
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OH, HONEY,
I DIDN'T WASTE IT.
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THAT WAS
THE MOST SATISFYING BITE
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OF CHERRY PIE
I'VE EVER HAD.
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(cackles)
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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SINCE WE'RE SHARING,
I THINK I'D LIKE
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TO HAVE ANOTHER PIECE
OF CARROT CAKE.
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I THINK I'D LIKE
ANOTHER BITE OF PIE.
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(cackles)
THAT WENT DOWN EASY.
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MAMA WANTS TO PLAY!
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(gasps)
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3 POINTS!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU DID
IT FIRST. YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!
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ALWAYS DO WHAT?!
THINK ABOUT YOURSELF!
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OH, COME ON, CHERYL.
I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT MYSELF.
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WHEN I PAY THE MORTGAGE,
I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT MYSELF.
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BECAUSE I GAVE YOU
THREE CHILDREN,
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I'M THINKING ABOUT MYSELF.
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OH, MYSELF,
MORNING, NOON AND NIGHT!
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(stammers) WAIT!
JERK!
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NUTCASE!
AAH!
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CREEP!
OH, WOMAN!
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ALL RIGHT!
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THAT'S IT!
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DATE NIGHT IS OVER!
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OH! GREAT!
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BOOHOO.
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DATE NIGHT IS OVER.
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YOU WIN...
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UNLESS, OF COURSE
WE HAD SEX BEFORE DINNER.
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(cackles)
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OH!
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♪♪♪
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HEY, HEY, HEY,
HOW DID IT GO AT UNCLE ANDY'S?
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YOU CAME UP WITH A
GREAT PLAN, DADDY. YEAH.
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WE MADE HIM PAY.
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HA HA HA. GREAT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
HE DESERVES IT.
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REALLY? HOW COME?
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"HOW COME?"
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WE... WE HAD A CHINESE MEAL
THE OTHER NIGHT, RIGHT?
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AND HE TOOK BOTH
OF THE FORTUNE COOKIES.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY DOES THAT?
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I WOULD PREFER NOT TO BE
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IN THE SAME ROOM
AS THESE ANIMALS.
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COME ON, ANDY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WHAT'S WITH THE SUNGLASSES?
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WELL, YOU KNOW, ANDY,
UH, IT'S NOT BAD.
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YOU KNOW, GLASSES MAKE YOU
LOOK MORE INTELLIGENT.
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OH, YEAH?
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HOW DOES THIS
MAKE ME LOOK?
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FIRST OF ALL,
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WHAT WERE YOU DOING
WITHOUT YOUR SHIRT ON?
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I DON'T KNOW, JIM.
THE WHOLE NIGHT'S A BLUR.
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I-I THINK THEY DRUGGED ME. COME
ON. LET ME GET YOU SOME COFFEE,
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MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
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I WOKE UP IN THE YARD,
AND IT WASN'T MY YARD.
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WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT. WOW.
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THEY REALLY GOT YOU GOOD, TOO.
THEY DYED YOUR HAIR, HUH?
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OH, NO, THAT'S SOMETHING I DID. DO
YOU LIKE IT? COME ON. GET SOME COFFEE.
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WHOA. WHAT THE HELL
WENT ON HERE?
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IS THAT PIE?
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CHERYL AND I HAD A FIGHT.
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PIE WAS THROWN.
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THAT'S TERRIBLE.
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LEAST I CAN DO
IS HELP YOU CLEAN UP.
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AW, THANKS, MAN. THE MOP
IS RIGHT BY THE WASHING MACHINE.
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NO NEED.
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OOH, GOLD MINE.
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ANDY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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MMM.
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SO YOU GUYS REALLY
HAD IT OUT, HUH?
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I WISH WE HAD IT OUT.
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WE THREW PIE
AND THEN WE WENT TO BED.
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AND SHE'S HAD ALL NIGHT
TO STEW ABOUT IT?
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WHEW! SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE
TALKING TODAY.
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IT'S GONNA BE WORSE.
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE
DISCUSSIONS.
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WE'RE GONNA
EXPLORE OUR FEELINGS.
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UGH.
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AND WE MAY EVEN HAVE
A CONVERSATION.
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I HATE THOSE.
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UGH, THAT'S WHY
I'M NOT MARRIED.
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THAT PLUS NO GIRL
MEASURES UP TO MOM.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT'S EVEN WORSE?
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AW, THAT THIS IS CHERRY?
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NO. I'M NOT EVEN MAD.
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THAT'S NOT GONNA STOP HER.
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SHE'S GONNA TALK
AND TALK AND TALK
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AND TALK AND...
HOW MANY WAS THAT?
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FOUR.
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AND TALK.
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(Cheryl) JIM?
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YES?
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CAN WE TALK?
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CRAP!
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(laughing)
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HEY!
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GET YOUR OWN MOP.
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OH.
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HEY.
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HEY.
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(clears throat)
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SLEEP WELL?
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YEAH. YEAH.
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KYLE'S RACECAR BED
IS PRETTY COMFORTABLE
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ONCE YOU TILT THE WHEEL.
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HOW ABOUT YOU?
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YOU KNOW, NOT BAD.
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I HAD
THE WHOLE BED TO MYSELF.
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KINDA MISSED THE SMELL
OF YOUR HAIR,
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SO I TOOK YOUR SHAMPOO AND PUT
IT ALL OVER YOUR PILLOW.
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DID WE REALLY THROW CAKE
AND PIE AT EACH OTHER?
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WELL,
I'D LIKE TO SAY NO,
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BUT THE WALLS
TELL A DIFFERENT STORY.
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(sighs)
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YOU KNOW, IT IS SO WEIRD.
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I CANNOT REMEMBER
WHAT I WAS UPSET ABOUT.
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I MEAN, IT'S...
IT'S SO SILLY.
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SO YOU'RE NOT MAD?
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NO.
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WELL, I'M NOT MAD, EITHER.
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WHY IS THAT?
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I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I LIKE IT.
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I LIKE IT A LOT.
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MAYBE WE'RE ON
TO SOMETHIN'.
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HEY, YOU KNOW, MAYBE...
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MAYBE WE JUST JUMPED A NOTCH
ON THE EVOLUTIONARY SCALE.
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OH.
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WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK
ABOUT OUR PROBLEMS. RIGHT.
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WE JUST SOLVE THEM...
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BY HUCKING PIE.
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I GUESS
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.
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SO YOU'RE GOOD?
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YEAH.
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AW.
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MMM.
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HEY, WANNA GO UPSTAIRS?
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YES.
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BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO WORK AROUND THE SHAMPOO...
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AND MASCARA.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I-I THINK HERE
IS GOOD. OH, YOU ARE THE COOLEST.
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(Ruby) MOM, TELL KYLE TO STOP LOOKING
AT ME! (Kyle) I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOU.
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YES, YOU ARE.
NO, I'M NOT.
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO GET ANDY TO TAKE THE
KIDS AWAY... YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME RIGHT NOW.
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NO, I'M NOT.
YES, YOU ARE.
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AND I'LL MEET YOU UPSTAIRS
IN FIVE MINUTES. OKAY.
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MOM!
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ANDY. ANDY.
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ANDY, COME ON. GET UP. GET UP.
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OH, WOW, I MUST
HAVE BLACKED OUT AGAIN.
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WHAT... WHAT DID
THOSE KIDS DO TO ME?
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ANDY. ANDY,
ABOUT THE KIDS, UH...
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YOU GOTTA TAKE THEM
BACK TO YOUR HOUSE.
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YOU GOT TO GET 'EM OUT OF HERE.
WHAT? NO WAY! THEY'RE MONSTERS.
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IS THERE A DART
IN MY NECK?
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ANDY.
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ANDY. ANDY, LOOK AT ME.
LOOK AT ME.
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YOU GOTTA TAKE
THESE KIDS OUTTA HERE.
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CHERYL AND I WANT TO BE ALONE. NO, NO, I
THOUGHT YOU AND CHERYL WERE FIGHTING.
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I THOUGHT SO, TOO,
BUT WE'RE NOT.
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SHE'S NOT MAD ANYMORE. THAT
WAS A QUICK CONVERSATION.
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BETTER YET,
THERE WAS NO CONVERSATION.
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WE JUST MADE UP.
SO... SO COME ON.
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TAKE THE KIDS BECAUSE I WANNA
MAKE LOVE ON YOUR SISTER.
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LET'S GO.
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HI, KIDS...
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BYE, KIDS!
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ALL RIGHT, YOU PUKES.
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LET'S GET SOMETHIN'
STRAIGHT RIGHT NOW.
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I DON'T LIKE YOU,
AND I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME.
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AGREED.
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IF I WAKE UP
FROM MY NAP AGAIN
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WITH BURNT TOAST
IN MY PANTS,
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THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.
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DADDY SAID THE TOAST
WOULD BE FUNNY.
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YOU MEAN WHEN
WE TOLD DADDY WE DID IT,
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HE THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
BECAUSE IT HAD ALREADY HAPPENED.
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WITHOUT HIS INVOLVEMENT.
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YEAH, WHAT SHE SAID.
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OH... WELL...
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I'M GLAD TO KNOW THAT
YOUR DAD WASN'T INVOLVED.
237
00:10:28,999 --> 00:10:32,001
NOW I DON'T HAVE TO SPEND
THE REST OF MY DAYS
238
00:10:32,002 --> 00:10:34,704
CRAFTING A DIABOLICAL SCHEME
TO GET REVENGE
239
00:10:34,705 --> 00:10:36,666
ON THAT FATHEADED JERK!
240
00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:39,009
I THINK HE BOUGHT IT.
241
00:10:51,321 --> 00:10:55,755
HEY, CHERYL,
ARE YOU OKAY?
242
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:58,327
YEAH.
WHY WOULDN'T I BE?
243
00:10:58,328 --> 00:11:02,261
I JUST HEARD THAT YOU AND JIM
HAD A GIGANTIC BLOWOUT.
244
00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:05,264
OH. WAS THAT BEFORE
OR AFTER YOU MADE A POOPIE?
245
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,096
HA HA!
246
00:11:07,097 --> 00:11:08,968
HILARIOUS.
247
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:11,440
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
248
00:11:11,441 --> 00:11:13,272
I'M ON YOUR SIDE.
249
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,274
ANDY, THERE'S NO ONE
TO SIDE WITH.
250
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:17,206
JIM AND I
AREN'T FIGHTING.
251
00:11:17,207 --> 00:11:18,908
OH, REALLY?
YEAH.
252
00:11:18,909 --> 00:11:20,209
HOW'D YOU FIX IT?
253
00:11:20,210 --> 00:11:22,211
UH, COMMUNICATE,
EXPLORE YOUR EMOTIONS,
254
00:11:22,212 --> 00:11:26,055
MAYBE DO SOME ROLE-PLAYING WITH
THOSE REPRESENTATIONAL DOLLS?
255
00:11:26,056 --> 00:11:28,758
NO, NO, ACTUALLY, IT'S,
UM, IT'S KIND OF SILLY.
256
00:11:28,759 --> 00:11:30,760
WE THREW DESSERT
AT EACH OTHER.
257
00:11:30,761 --> 00:11:32,762
IT WAS REALLY CATHARTIC.
258
00:11:32,763 --> 00:11:34,063
HUH. I AGREE.
259
00:11:34,064 --> 00:11:36,365
IT IS KIND OF PATHETIC.
260
00:11:36,366 --> 00:11:38,928
NO, NO,
I SAID "CATHARTIC."
261
00:11:38,929 --> 00:11:42,031
MM, I'M PRETTY SURE
YOU SAID "PATHETIC."
262
00:11:42,032 --> 00:11:45,034
LOOK, LOOK. HEY.
I'M NOT HERE TO CAUSE TROUBLE.
263
00:11:45,035 --> 00:11:48,037
I'M SURE YOU GUYS FIGURED OUT
WHAT THE FIGHT WAS ABOUT,
264
00:11:48,038 --> 00:11:50,239
GOT TO THE ROOT
OF THE PROBLEM,
265
00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,941
HE MADE LOVE ON YOU.
IT'S FINE.
266
00:11:51,942 --> 00:11:54,243
LOOK, ANDY,
JIM AND I TALKED
267
00:11:54,244 --> 00:11:56,245
ABOUT NOT TALKING
ABOUT IT,
268
00:11:56,246 --> 00:11:59,348
AND WE'RE GOOD,
SO LET IT GO.
269
00:11:59,349 --> 00:12:01,050
"LET IT GO"?
270
00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:02,852
NO PROBLEM. I'LL...
271
00:12:02,853 --> 00:12:03,853
OKAY.
272
00:12:03,854 --> 00:12:05,154
I'LL LET IT GO.
273
00:12:05,155 --> 00:12:06,295
OKAY.
274
00:12:06,296 --> 00:12:10,129
IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT "IT" WAS.
275
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:14,103
OH, WAIT.
YOU DON'T KNOW, EITHER.
276
00:12:14,104 --> 00:12:17,436
WELL, YOU HAVE MY NUMBER
IF YOU NEED TO TALK.
277
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:20,811
OH, I FORGOT.
YOU DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
278
00:12:24,274 --> 00:12:27,277
(laughs quietly)
279
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,456
(humming)
280
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,458
♪ BOP, BOP ♪
281
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:43,762
WELL, HELLO, THE COOLEST CHICK
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
282
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,295
HEY.
283
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,471
WHAT'S WRONG?
284
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,004
I'VE BEEN THINKING...
285
00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:57,376
OH, NO.
286
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,108
ABOUT OUR FIGHT.
287
00:12:59,109 --> 00:13:02,181
UGH! CHERYL, COME ON!
WE THREW PIE AT EACH OTHER.
288
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,183
IT IS OVER. DONE.
FLAT. GONE.
289
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,886
NO, NO, HONEY,
I REALLY THINK WE NEED
290
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,889
TO TALK ABOUT OUR FIGHT
SO WE CAN LEARN FROM IT.
291
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,361
THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.
292
00:13:12,362 --> 00:13:15,064
COME ON. A GOOD MARRIAGE
IS BASED ON INTIMACY,
293
00:13:15,065 --> 00:13:17,997
AND THAT MEANS KNOWING
WHAT'S GOING ON BETWEEN US.
294
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,969
CHERYL, YOU'RE MISSING
THE BEAUTY OF THIS.
295
00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:22,832
WE DON'T HAVE TO KNOW.
WE'VE EARNED THE RIGHT
296
00:13:22,833 --> 00:13:25,104
TO BE IGNORANT.
LET'S SAVOR IT!
297
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:28,107
JIM,
YOU THROWING PIE AT ME
298
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:31,380
IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE
FOR COMMUNICATION.
299
00:13:31,381 --> 00:13:34,984
YOU'RE RIGHT...
300
00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:38,988
EXCEPT YOU THREW A PIE
BACK AT ME,
301
00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:42,552
WHICH MAKES IT...
COMMUNICATION.
302
00:13:44,995 --> 00:13:46,996
IT'S LIKE
THE CHINESE SAY...
303
00:13:46,997 --> 00:13:48,998
THERE'S TWO SIDES
TO EVERYTHING.
304
00:13:48,999 --> 00:13:51,131
THERE'S THE CHEECH
AND THE CHONG.
305
00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:55,965
I CHEECHED. YOU CHONGED.
306
00:13:55,966 --> 00:13:58,537
WELL, I'M STILL UPSET,
307
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:01,140
AND I WANNA TALK.
308
00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:04,144
(sighs deeply)
309
00:14:05,876 --> 00:14:09,449
(sighs deeply)
310
00:14:12,983 --> 00:14:14,924
(sighs deeply)
311
00:14:14,925 --> 00:14:16,926
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
312
00:14:16,927 --> 00:14:19,058
YOU CAN DO THAT
AS LONG AS YOU WANT,
313
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,430
BUT I'M NOT MOVING
TILL WORDS START COMING OUT.
314
00:14:21,431 --> 00:14:23,432
(inhales sharply)
315
00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:25,135
IS "CRAP" A WORD?
316
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,998
(sighs)
317
00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:30,499
FINE.
318
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,472
FINE, FINE, FINE.
319
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,474
I CAN DO IT.
320
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,506
YOU WANNA TALK?
321
00:14:37,507 --> 00:14:39,448
LET'S TALK.
322
00:14:39,449 --> 00:14:41,650
OKAY. I GOT MAD
BECAUSE IT SEEMED
323
00:14:41,651 --> 00:14:44,013
LIKE YOU WENT
OUT OF YOUR WAY
324
00:14:44,014 --> 00:14:46,015
TO NOT SHARE WITH ME.
325
00:14:46,016 --> 00:14:48,487
CHERYL...
326
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,921
I DO THAT ALL THE TIME,
327
00:14:51,922 --> 00:14:53,923
BUT IT DOESN'T END UP
328
00:14:53,924 --> 00:14:56,225
WITH US THROWING PIES
AT EACH OTHER.
329
00:14:56,226 --> 00:14:58,497
THAT'S TRUE.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
330
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,669
MAYBE IT STARTED
A FEW DAYS AGO
331
00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:02,131
WHEN YOU FORGOT
TO PUT GAS IN THE CAR.
332
00:15:02,132 --> 00:15:04,473
BUT I DIDN'T WANT
THE GARAGE REORGANIZED.
333
00:15:04,474 --> 00:15:06,475
NOW I CAN'T
FIND ANYTHING.
334
00:15:06,476 --> 00:15:08,637
AND IF YOU EAT
WITH A SPOON
335
00:15:08,638 --> 00:15:11,010
AND PUT THE SPOON
BACK IN THE JAR,
336
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,982
THEN PUT THE JAR
IN THE FRIDGE,
337
00:15:12,983 --> 00:15:15,144
THEN BACTERIA GROWS
INTO A MONSTER
338
00:15:15,145 --> 00:15:17,646
AND KILLS OUR FAMILY
IN THE NIGHT.
339
00:15:17,647 --> 00:15:20,319
THAT'S WHY WE NEED
A GUN IN THE HOUSE.
340
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,022
AND WHEN WE WERE LITTLE,
DANA HAD A 5-SPEED,
341
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:26,155
AND I ONLY GOT A 3-SPEED.
342
00:15:26,156 --> 00:15:28,657
(play chord)
343
00:15:28,658 --> 00:15:30,029
(plays minor chord)
344
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,031
WHAT MOST PEOPLE
DON'T REALIZE IS,
345
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,332
THE TET OFFENSIVE
346
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:37,666
WAS ACTUALLY A DEFEAT
FOR THE NORTH VIETNAMESE.
347
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:41,170
SO IT LOOKED LIKE
WE WERE UPSET ABOUT DESSERT,
348
00:15:41,171 --> 00:15:43,172
BUT I WAS REALLY STRESSED
349
00:15:43,173 --> 00:15:45,144
ABOUT GRACIE'S PROBLEMS
WITH HER TEACHER,
350
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,546
AND YOU SNAPPED BECAUSE...
351
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,349
THE BEARS
LOST THE SUPER BOWL.
352
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,481
WOW!
353
00:15:52,482 --> 00:15:57,026
I MEAN, WE WEREN'T
EVEN MAD AT EACH OTHER.
354
00:15:57,027 --> 00:15:59,428
I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
355
00:15:59,429 --> 00:16:01,130
WELL, I DON'T.
356
00:16:01,131 --> 00:16:03,132
I-I WAS MUCH BETTER OFF
357
00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:05,134
YESTERDAY AFTER
WE THREW THE PIES.
358
00:16:05,135 --> 00:16:07,136
AND NOW
WE GOTTA SIT HERE
359
00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:09,138
AND TALK FOR TWO HOURS,
360
00:16:09,139 --> 00:16:12,641
AND TO BE HONEST WITH YOU,
I-I'M STILL KINDA MAD ABOUT IT!
361
00:16:12,642 --> 00:16:15,144
AND THE BEARS LOST
THE SUPER BOWL!
362
00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:18,447
JIM, WAIT!
363
00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:20,580
DO YOU WANNA
TALK ABOUT IT?
364
00:16:24,354 --> 00:16:26,015
AND TO THINK...
365
00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:28,488
I MADE LOVE ON YOU.
366
00:16:43,673 --> 00:16:44,673
HEY.
367
00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:46,105
HEY.
368
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,337
WHAT... WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
W-WHAT'S WITH ALL THE PIE?
369
00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:51,040
WELL, I-I KNOW YOU'RE
UPSET ABOUT EARLIER,
370
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:54,183
AND I KNOW YOU LIKE TO SOLVE
OUR PROBLEMS WITH ACTIONS,
371
00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:57,787
SO THROW AS MUCH PIE
AT ME AS YOU WANT.
372
00:17:03,353 --> 00:17:04,393
SERIOUSLY?
373
00:17:04,394 --> 00:17:06,755
YEP.
LET THE HEALING BEGIN.
374
00:17:06,756 --> 00:17:08,758
REALLY?
375
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,660
OH, CHERYL.
376
00:17:11,661 --> 00:17:13,702
I DON'T KNOW
WHETHER TO KISS YOU
377
00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:16,705
OR TO BOUNCE THIS KEY LIME PIE
OFF YOUR HEAD.
378
00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:18,807
YEAH, Y-YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW,
I-I WAS KINDA HOPING
379
00:17:18,808 --> 00:17:20,809
Y-YOU'D SEE IT
AS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE.
380
00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:23,612
I REALLY DON'T.
BECAUSE... BECAUSE...
381
00:17:23,613 --> 00:17:26,076
BECAUSE I THINK
YOU'RE RIGHT.
382
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,682
WE'RE LISTENING.
383
00:17:33,683 --> 00:17:36,054
OKAY. AFTER 15 YEARS
OF MARRIAGE,
384
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,056
I THINK
IT'S FAIR TO ADMIT
385
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,359
THAT MANY OF
OUR FIGHTS HAVE BEEN
386
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,060
ABOUT
SILLY, STUPID STUFF
387
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,832
THAT REALLY
ISN'T WORTH REHASHING.
388
00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:45,534
EXACTLY.
YEAH.
389
00:17:45,535 --> 00:17:47,136
I MEAN, COME ON.
390
00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:49,238
I MEAN, WHO CARES IF I DROP
THE TOWEL ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR,
391
00:17:49,239 --> 00:17:52,601
OR... OR I DON'T PUT THE TOP
OF THE TOOTHPASTE BACK ON...
392
00:17:52,602 --> 00:17:54,103
I DON'T KNOW.
393
00:17:54,104 --> 00:17:56,176
OR I LEAVE KYLE
IN MILWAUKEE?
394
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,609
YOU DID WHAT?
395
00:18:00,610 --> 00:18:03,152
SOUNDING A LOT
LIKE CONVERSATION.
396
00:18:03,153 --> 00:18:05,154
WHOA, WHOA, OKAY.
OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.
397
00:18:05,155 --> 00:18:08,257
SOMETIMES, W-WE WILL NEED
TO TALK THROUGH OUR FEELINGS,
398
00:18:08,258 --> 00:18:10,119
BUT... BUT...
399
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:12,521
MOST OF THE TIME,
400
00:18:12,522 --> 00:18:14,523
MAYBE WE DO
JUST NEED TO FIND
401
00:18:14,524 --> 00:18:16,825
A-A UNIQUE WAY
TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEMS,
402
00:18:16,826 --> 00:18:19,097
LIKE THROWING PIE
403
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,200
OR...
404
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,502
THAT TIME
WE HAD CRAZY MAKEUP SEX
405
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,205
AT THE CAR WASH.
406
00:18:29,379 --> 00:18:31,310
I REMEMBER THAT.
407
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:34,243
THAT WAS HOT.
408
00:18:34,244 --> 00:18:37,316
AND I HAD A COUPON,
SO IT WAS LIKE SCORING TWICE.
409
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,817
RIGHT.
410
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,819
YOU KNOW, HONEY,
THE TRUTH IS
411
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,821
WE MAKE UP AFTER A FIGHT
412
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,324
'CAUSE WE REMEMBER HOW MUCH
WE LOVE EACH OTHER,
413
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,327
AND... AND THAT'S WHAT THESE PIES
ARE SUPPOSED TO REMIND YOU OF,
414
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,701
WHETHER YOU THROW THEM
OR NOT.
415
00:18:58,168 --> 00:18:59,669
I DO LOVE YOU.
416
00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:05,214
AND YOUR MINIVAN
DOES NEED A WASHING.
417
00:19:05,215 --> 00:19:07,846
OR, YOU KNOW...
418
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,418
HERE'S GOOD.
419
00:19:09,419 --> 00:19:11,880
YOU ARE
THE COOLEST CHICK EVER.
420
00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:14,383
(laughing)
421
00:19:14,384 --> 00:19:18,527
OH,
IS THIS A BAD TIME?
422
00:19:18,528 --> 00:19:20,359
HAVING A CONVERSATION?
423
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,860
YOU KNOW WHAT?
424
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,363
I'LL JUST HELP MYSELF
TO SOME POT ROAST.
425
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,395
YOU TWO DIG IN AND EXPLORE.
426
00:19:26,396 --> 00:19:28,897
NO, THAT'S OKAY, ANDY.
WE'RE DONE TALKING,
427
00:19:28,898 --> 00:19:31,500
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU WERE WRONG.
428
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:34,674
WE DID NOT NEED TO TALK
OR GET TO THE ROOT OF OUR FIGHT.
429
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,352
WHAT'S THIS?
430
00:19:43,353 --> 00:19:46,184
UH, CHERYL...
(laughs nervously)
431
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,187
YOU'RE MAKING IT SOUND AS THOUGH
WE HAD A PRIOR CONVERSATION,
432
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,190
WHICH I KNOW WE DIDN'T.
433
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,963
SO I'M JUST, UH,
GONNA GO AND MAKE
434
00:19:54,964 --> 00:19:57,766
ME AND MY PAL JIM
A TASTY SNACK.
435
00:19:57,767 --> 00:19:58,768
HEY!
436
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,777
ANDY.
437
00:20:08,778 --> 00:20:12,211
JIM.
438
00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:19,918
I HAD A FEELING
WE MIGHT DANCE TODAY.
439
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,851
WE'RE GONNA DANCE.
440
00:20:22,852 --> 00:20:26,525
OH, WE'RE GONNA DANCE.
441
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,627
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?
442
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,630
NAH.
I WANT A PIECE OF PIE.
443
00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,702
OHH! OHH!
444
00:20:33,703 --> 00:20:36,405
AAH!
445
00:20:36,406 --> 00:20:39,609
JIM, WAIT, WAIT.
LEAVE THE PECAN.
446
00:20:48,378 --> 00:20:49,979
(door creaks)
447
00:21:02,432 --> 00:21:05,764
(laughs)
448
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,767
AAH!
449
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,900
OH!
450
00:21:11,901 --> 00:21:14,904
(laughs)
451
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,378
OOH. OH!
452
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,379
AAH!
453
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:24,012
JIM, JIM, JIM,
WAIT, WAIT!
454
00:21:24,013 --> 00:21:26,555
(panting)
455
00:21:26,556 --> 00:21:29,058
I THINK I MADE A POOPIE.
456
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:36,966
(both grunting)
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