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(both grunting)
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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(grunts)
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(both grunting)
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WHAT'S THIS SHOW ABOUT?
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CAVEMEN.
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WHERE DO THEY COME UP
WITH THIS STUFF?
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(mutters) I DON'T KNOW.
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(laughs)
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(both laughing and grunting)
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♪♪♪
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MOMMY, WE FINISHED OUR HOMEWORK.
CAN WE GO PLAY OUTSIDE?
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SURE.
JUST MAKE SURE YOU PUT ON
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YOUR SUNSCREEN, BUG SPRAY,
HELMETS IF YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE
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AND KNEE PADS IF
YOU SKATEBOARD. MOM.
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OH, OH, AND TAKE WATER.
YOU HAVE TO STAY HYDRATED.
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IF YOU'RE THIRSTY,
IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE.
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BUT, MOM...
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LOOK, I DON'T WANT
TO ALARM YOU GIRLS,
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BUT YOUR ORGANS WILL START
EATING THEMSELVES. (both) EW.
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I KNOW.
I SAW IT ON THE NEWS.
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LET'S JUST WATCH TV.
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OKAY,
DON'T SIT TOO CLOSE.
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CHERYL,
WHAT A GREAT MORNIN'.
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GREAT MORNIN'.
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(laughs)
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THE SUN IS SHINING,
MY BLOOD IS PUMPING,
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AND I HAD
JUST ENOUGH TOILET PAPER.
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AND THEN, OBVIOUSLY,
YOU REPLACED THE ROLL.
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NO, BUT I LEFT YOU
THE SPORTS SECTION.
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HEY, GUYS.
HEY.
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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH
CLOTHES ON? JIM, IT'S THE LAW.
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
WHERE'S YOUR RUNNING SHORTS?
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING
WITH ME RIGHT NOW.
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OH, YOU KNOW,
I COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT,
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AND AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING,
I FINALLY REALIZED
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WHAT I DON'T LIKE
ABOUT RUNNING WITH YOU.
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WHAT'S THAT?
YOU.
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YOU'RE JUST UPSET
BECAUSE THE LAST TIME
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I BEAT YOU
UP TROGGET HILL.
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YOU TRIPPED ME,
SCREAMED, "EAT MY DUST,"
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AND THEN YOU RIPPED ONE
AS YOU RAN AHEAD.
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OH, JIM, ON PURPOSE?
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CHERYL, WHEN YOU PUT
THE PEDAL TO THE METAL,
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THERE'S GONNA BE
A LITTLE EXHAUST.
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OH, HEY, HONEY, I GOT
SOMETHING FOR YOUR RUN. CATCH.
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WHAT IS IT?
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IT'S A U.V. PROTECTION SHIRT.
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WITH ALL THAT RUNNING,
YOU'RE GETTING WAY TOO MUCH SUN.
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NO WAY.
MY PITS HAVE GOTTA BREATHE.
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OH...
SO DO THE REST OF US.
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GOOD LORD, AND THAT'S
BEFORE YOU RUN. (scoffs)
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OH, HONEY, COME ON,
THAT'S GROSS. STOP IT.
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LISTEN, JIM, I SAW
A VERY SCARY NEWS STORY
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ABOUT THE HARMFUL EFFECTS
OF U.V. RAYS.
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PLEASE WEAR THE SHIRT. NO
WAY AM I WEARING THE SHIRT.
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OH. IF YOU THINK I'M
GONNA COVER UP THIS BODY
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OR THIS HILARIOUS JOKE...
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I'M OFF FOR MY RUN.
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AAH!
AAH!
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YEAH. HI. HI, OFFICER,
UM, I-I-I NEED TO REPORT
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THAT MY HUSBAND WENT RUNNING,
AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE IS.
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YOU'RE BEING TOO NICE.
TELL 'EM WE WANT CHOPPERS.
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I WANT THREE BIRDS
IN THE AIR!
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YES, YES.
HE'S WEARING SHORTS
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AND A TANK TOP THAT SAYS,
UM...
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JUST... JUST A TANK TOP.
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GIVE ME THAT PHONE.
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NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME,
AND YOU LISTEN TO ME GOOD.
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MY BEST FRIEND HAS BEEN
MISSING FOR OVER AN HOUR.
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(voice breaking)
AND HE'S OUT THERE,
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AND HE'S COLD AND ALONE...
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AND PROBABLY SCARED.
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SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP STUFFING
YOUR FACE WITH DOUGHNUTS
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AND GO EARN THE MONEY
THAT COMES FROM MY TAXES?!
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HELLO? HELLO?
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HEY, GUYS.
HEY. DID YOU FIND HIM?
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FIND WHO?
JIM!
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OH, YEAH,
THAT'S WHY I WENT OUT.
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WELL, HE WASN'T
AT THE COFFEE SHOP.
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DANA,
I AM REALLY WORRIED HERE.
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CHERYL,
HE'S JUST AN HOUR LATE.
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LOOK,
IF HE'S NOT BACK BY 6:00,
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I PROMISE I'LL GO LOOK FOR HIM
AT THAT NEW THAI PLACE DOWNTOWN.
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OH, GOD, WHY NOW, JUST WHEN
OUR NEW ROCKING CHAIRS ARE IN?
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WHAT?
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I ORDERED US
HIS AND HIS ROCKING CHAIRS
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FOR WHEN WE RETIRE TOGETHER.
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CUSTOM-MADE...
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I TOOK A BUTT IMPRESSION
OFF HIS CHAIR AT WORK.
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IT'S NOT WEIRD,
IT'S THOUGHTFUL.
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HEY, GUYS.
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OH, THANK GOD!
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!
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WHAT?
I RAN A COUPLE EXTRA MILES.
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OH, YOU HAD US SCARED
HALF TO DEATH! (gags)
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JIM, YOU'RE OUT THERE
WITH NO CELL PHONE, NO I.D.
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FOR ALL I KNOW,
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN LYING
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IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE.
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DITCH? COME ON.
I WAS ON OAK STREET.
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I SAW DANA AT THE
COFFEE SHOP. (scoffs)
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OH, WAS THAT YOU?
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BABY'S USELESS
BEFORE SHE GETS HER COFFEE.
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WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
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ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU'RE SO
WORRIED ALL THE TIME. I AM NOT.
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YES, YOU ARE.
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COME ON.
WERE YOU OR WERE YOU NOT
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CHECKING OUT MY SKIN LAST NIGHT
FOR UNUSUAL MOLES?
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I'M SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.
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NOT DURING SEX.
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JIM, I CAN DO
TWO THINGS AT ONCE.
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YOU WATCH THE GAME,
I CHECK FOR MOLES.
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OH, CHERYL,
YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS HERE.
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JIM, YOU HAVE
GOT TO CARRY I.D.
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FROM NOW ON, YOU'RE TAKING YOUR
WALLET WITH YOU WHEN YOU JOG.
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NO WAY!
YES.
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THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE
BULGE IN THESE SHORTS. OH.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M TELLING YOU,
YOUR OBSESSION WITH SAFETY
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HAS GOT TO END, CHERYL, GOT TO
END. THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE.
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NO, CHERYL, YOUR HEAD'S
A DANGEROUS PLACE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE NOT 25 ANYMORE.
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YOU TURNED 50 LAST YEAR.
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OH, GOD, SHE'S RIGHT, JIM.
YOU'RE IN THE DEATH ZONE.
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TELL ME THIS... WHAT IF
SOMETHING DOES HAPPEN TO YOU
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WHEN YOU'RE OUT RUNNING?
LIKE WHAT?
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UH, LIKE, UH, A STROKE,
OR... OR A HEART ATTACK?
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HIT BY A CAR, KILLER BEES,
TERRORISTS?
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I LIKE TO PICTURE YOU GETTING
HEAD-BUTTED BY A BUFFALO.
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DO YOU HEAR YOURSELVES?
A BUFFALO?
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IT HAPPENS, JIM.
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THEY ESCAPE FROM THESE
PETTING ZOOS AND JUST RUN WILD.
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I'VE HEARD THAT.
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THE KIDS RUN OUT
OF THOSE LITTLE PELLETS,
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THEN ALL HELL
BREAKS LOOSE.
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WHY ARE YOU TWO
FANNING THE FLAME
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OF THIS CRAZY WOMAN'S
BONFIRE?
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THAT REMINDS ME. WE'VE GOT
TO CHECK THE SMOKE ALARMS,
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AND THIS FAMILY NEEDS AN
EVACUATION PLAN. MM-HMM.
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IT CERTAINLY DOES.
EAT MY DUST.
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(passes gas)
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HEY, CHERYL.
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HEY, HEY. WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU, HONEY?
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NOTHING.
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I WAS GONNA GO BIKE RIDING,
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AND MY HELMET FELL OFF THE SHELF
AND IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD.
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I AM SO SORRY, BABY.
HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER.
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YOU KNOW, CHERYL,
I'M CURIOUS.
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DID A TERRORIST PUSH THAT
HELMET OFF THE SHELF? OH.
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DID A KILLER BEE COME DOWN
AND PICK IT UP
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AND DROP IT ON HER?
NO.
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NO. (chuckles) HOLD ON,
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HONEY.
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WHAT? OKAY, I KNOW
YOU THINK I'M CRAZY...
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AS A LOON. BUT I MADE YOU
AN I.D. CARD YOU CAN JOG WITH.
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JUDGE JIM ALREADY RULED ON THIS.
AND PRESIDENT CHERYL VETOED THAT.
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AND TWO-THIRDS OF THE JIM SENATE
OVERRODE IT. YOU'RE WEARING THE CARD!
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NOW LOOK,
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I'M JUST GONNA PIN IT
RIGHT HERE ON YOUR SHIRT...
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AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN GONNA
KNOW IT'S THERE. SEE?
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OKAY, YOU WIN.
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I'LL WEAR
YOUR DEATH CARD...
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AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T COVER UP
THIS HYSTERICAL JOKE.
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READY FOR OUR JOG?
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?
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YOU LOOK LIKE A CROSS
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BETWEEN A PARAMEDIC
AND A WEATHER BALLOON.
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I'M YOUR PERSONAL
HEALTH COMMANDO.
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YOU NEED WATER, ORANGE WEDGE?
ADRENALINE SHOT TO THE HEART?
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DID CHERYL
PUT YOU UP TO THIS?
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IS SHE TELLING YOU
TO BABYSIT ME?
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CHERYL? HECK, NO.
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JIM, SHE DOESN'T CARE
LIKE I DO.
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I HAVE A VISION FOR US
IN OUR GOLDEN YEARS, HUH?
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ROCKING ON THE PORCH,
EATING ANY KIND OF SOUP WE WANT.
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DO NOT KILL MY DREAM.
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YOU KNOW, ANDY,
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EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I REALIZE
HOW MUCH YOU CARE FOR ME...
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AND IT REALLY FREAKS ME OUT.
YOU KNOW WHAT FREAKS ME OUT?
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THE THOUGHT OF SINGING
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"DUST IN THE WIND"
AT YOUR FUNERAL.
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COME ON.
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BUT THAT WON'T HAPPEN,
'CAUSE I GOT THIS.
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AN ACCORDION?
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HMM, NO. IT'S THE V-FIB 2000
PORTABLE DEFIBRILLATOR.
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NOW IF YOU GO
INTO CARDIAC ARREST,
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I'M THERE FOR YOU, BABY.
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DO YOU EVEN KNOW
HOW THIS THING WORKS, ANDY?
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OF COURSE I DO.
HOLD THESE.
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JUST HIT THE "CHARGE"
BUTTON...
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(high-pitched whirring)
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AND AS SOON AS IT BEEPS,
YOU'RE READY TO GO.
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(beep)
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UH, YOU FORGOT
TO SAY "CLEAR."
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CLEAR.
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(thinking) DEATH ZONE.
CARDIAC ARREST.
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PORCH BUDDIES.
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IF THAT'S MY FUTURE,
I'D RATHER DIE NOW.
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NICE SHIRT. HILARIOUS.
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THANKS, MAN.
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I LIKE THAT GUY.
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HE GETS ME.
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WHEW.
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(animal panting)
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EASY, BUDDY.
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LOOK, TAKE IT EASY,
ALL RIGHT?
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THERE'S NO REASON
FOR ANYBODY
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TO GET THEIR HEAD
BUTTED TODAY.
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(growling)
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CRAP! COME ON!
STAY AWAY, STAY AWAY!
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(roars)
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(screams)
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(thud)
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(groans)
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WHERE AM I? WHAT HAPPENED?
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IT'S OKAY, HONEY.
YOU'RE FINE.
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LET ME TELL HIM, CHERYL.
CAN I TELL HIM?
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YOU GOT HEAD-BUTTED
BY A BUFFALO!
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I TOTALLY CALLED IT.
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AM I ALL RIGHT? YEAH.
YEAH, HONEY, YOU'RE FINE.
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THE DOCTOR SAID YOU HAVE
A MILD CONCUSSION,
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00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,860
AND YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE
A HEADACHE FOR A FEW DAYS.
224
00:10:30,861 --> 00:10:34,664
THANK GOD YOU WERE
CARRYING THAT I.D. CARD. OH, BOY.
225
00:10:34,665 --> 00:10:36,265
HONEY, THEY CALLED ME
RIGHT AWAY.
226
00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:38,267
I WAS ABLE TO TELL THEM
YOUR BLOOD TYPE
227
00:10:38,268 --> 00:10:40,409
AND ALL YOUR ALLERGIES.
I MEAN, I KNOW THIS IS NOT
228
00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:43,813
THE TIME TO GLOAT, BUT THAT
CARD WORKED PERFECTLY. (chuckles)
229
00:10:43,814 --> 00:10:46,746
THIS IS THE HEADACHE
THE DOCTOR WAS TALKING ABOUT.
230
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,277
OH, HONEY.
OH, YOU'RE AWAKE.
231
00:10:48,278 --> 00:10:51,220
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DODGED
A BULLET WITH THAT BUFFALO.
232
00:10:51,221 --> 00:10:54,183
YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN. I KNOW, I
KNOW. YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS THOUGHT
233
00:10:54,184 --> 00:10:57,086
THAT BUFFALO ATTACKS WOULD
HAPPEN TO SOME OTHER GUY.
234
00:10:57,087 --> 00:11:00,359
NOT ME. I ALWAYS PICTURED
IT HAPPENING TO YOU.
235
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,092
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM,
I-I CAME IN WITH A TANK TOP?
236
00:11:03,093 --> 00:11:06,095
OH, SORRY. WE HAD TO CUT IT
OFF YOU WHEN YOU CAME IN.
237
00:11:06,096 --> 00:11:08,968
"THUNDER DOWN UNDER"?
HILARIOUS.
238
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,740
(chuckles)
239
00:11:10,741 --> 00:11:13,242
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW WHAT, CHERYL?
240
00:11:13,243 --> 00:11:15,905
THIS IS... THIS IS A REAL
EYE-OPENER, I GOTTA ADMIT.
241
00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:18,908
YEAH, WHO KNEW THERE WERE
OTHER PEOPLE OUT THERE
242
00:11:18,909 --> 00:11:20,910
WHO WOULD FIND THAT
T-SHIRT FUNNY? (sighs)
243
00:11:20,911 --> 00:11:22,752
I ALMOST DIED.
244
00:11:22,753 --> 00:11:24,353
THE WORLD IS DANGEROUS.
245
00:11:24,354 --> 00:11:26,355
I MEAN, I GOT AWAY
WITH THIS ONE,
246
00:11:26,356 --> 00:11:29,058
BUT MAYBE NEXT TIME
I WON'T BE THAT LUCKY.
247
00:11:29,059 --> 00:11:31,060
(Andy) OH, MY GOD.
WHERE IS HE?!
248
00:11:31,061 --> 00:11:35,825
OH, NO. DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, JIM,
NOT TODAY! ANDY, I AM JUST FINE.
249
00:11:35,826 --> 00:11:38,427
WHAT HAPPENED? DO YOU NEED AN
ORANGE WEDGE? NO, I DON'T NEED A...
250
00:11:38,428 --> 00:11:41,130
HERE, HERE. ANDY, I DON'T WANT
THAT. I DON'T WANT IT. I'M FINE.
251
00:11:41,131 --> 00:11:43,132
ANDY, STOP IT.
LISTEN TO ME.
252
00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:45,304
I-I GOT HEAD-BUTTED
BY A BUFFALO.
253
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:46,475
HE'S DELIRIOUS.
254
00:11:46,476 --> 00:11:48,477
NO, NO,
IT REALLY HAPPENED.
255
00:11:48,478 --> 00:11:50,910
I'M TELLING YOU, ANDY,
WHEN I SAW THAT SUCKER,
256
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,743
MY HEART ALMOST STOPPED. NO, NOT
THE HEART. EVERYBODY, STAND BACK.
257
00:11:53,744 --> 00:11:55,945
ANDY, ANDY, CALM DOWN. WHAT ARE
YOU DOING? JUST STOP IT.
258
00:11:55,946 --> 00:11:58,848
YEAH, DO YOU EVEN KNOW
HOW TO USE THOSE?
259
00:11:58,849 --> 00:12:00,850
OF COURSE I DO.
HOLD THESE.
260
00:12:00,851 --> 00:12:03,192
JUST SET IT ON "CHARGE."
(high-pitched whirring)
261
00:12:03,193 --> 00:12:05,825
YOU WAIT FOR IT TO BEEP,
AND THEN YOU'RE READY TO GO.
262
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:06,826
(beep)
263
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:08,127
(Jim) CLEAR.
264
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,128
OH, DEAR.
265
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:11,902
(screams)
266
00:12:27,978 --> 00:12:29,819
(both slurp)
267
00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:31,822
MMM.
MMM.
268
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,825
(both slurp)
269
00:12:35,826 --> 00:12:37,126
MMM.
MMM. OH.
270
00:12:37,127 --> 00:12:39,128
WAS I RIGHT?
WAS I RIGHT?
271
00:12:39,129 --> 00:12:41,130
OH, YES,
YOU WERE RIGHT.
272
00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:42,832
(laughs) SOME HOT SOUP,
273
00:12:42,833 --> 00:12:44,994
A LITTLE BLANKET ON THE LAP
ON A CHILLY DAY.
274
00:12:44,995 --> 00:12:46,996
(laughs) DOESN'T GET BETTER
THAN THIS, ANDY.
275
00:12:46,997 --> 00:12:49,098
IT REALLY DOESN'T. I WAS SO
RIGHT. MM, YOU WERE RIGHT.
276
00:12:49,099 --> 00:12:51,801
OH, AND THANKS FOR
UNDERSTANDING ABOUT THE PORCH.
277
00:12:51,802 --> 00:12:54,103
ARE YOU KIDDING? WITH THE SUN
AND THAT GLOBAL WARMING...
278
00:12:54,104 --> 00:12:56,946
I KNOW. IT'S A DEATH SENTENCE
OUT THERE.
279
00:12:56,947 --> 00:12:59,248
AND THAT BUFFALO
IS STILL ON THE LOOSE.
280
00:12:59,249 --> 00:13:01,951
ONCE THEY'VE FELT A HUMAN HEAD
AGAINST THEIR OWN,
281
00:13:01,952 --> 00:13:04,083
THEY CAN'T STOP CRAVING IT.
282
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,785
AND I DON'T WANNA GO
OUT THERE ANYWAY.
283
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,087
YOU KNOW WHAT?
284
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:11,060
IT'S LIKE MY BUTT
WAS MADE FOR THIS ROCKER.
285
00:13:11,061 --> 00:13:14,995
ACTUALLY, THAT ROCKER
WAS MADE FOR YOUR BUTT.
286
00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,528
THAT'S NOT WEIRD,
IS IT?
287
00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:22,031
NO. IT'S THOUGHTFUL.
288
00:13:22,032 --> 00:13:24,033
THANK YOU.
289
00:13:24,034 --> 00:13:26,435
HERE'S TO OUR GOLDEN YEARS,
ANDY.
290
00:13:26,436 --> 00:13:29,108
MOST GUYS ONLY GET
10 OR 15.
291
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,809
WE'RE GONNA GET 40.
292
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,181
(chuckles)
293
00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:34,984
HEY, JIM,
WANNA GO FOR A JOG?
294
00:13:34,985 --> 00:13:36,815
WHERE?
295
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,447
OUTSIDE?
296
00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:40,549
WHERE THE WILD ANIMALS ARE?
297
00:13:40,550 --> 00:13:43,552
WELL, I FIGURE NO GUY'S GONNA
GET ATTACKED BY A BUFFALO TWICE.
298
00:13:43,553 --> 00:13:46,255
YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE SAFEST
PERSON IN THE WORLD TO JOG WITH.
299
00:13:46,256 --> 00:13:48,257
I'M THE SAFEST PERSON
IN THE WORLD
300
00:13:48,258 --> 00:13:50,299
BECAUSE I'M SITTING
RIGHT HERE IN THIS HOUSE.
301
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,201
YEAH,
WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?
302
00:13:52,202 --> 00:13:54,203
ENJOYING AN EARLY RETIREMENT
303
00:13:54,204 --> 00:13:56,966
AND SOME VERY,
VERY NICE, HOT SOUP.
304
00:13:56,967 --> 00:13:57,967
(chuckles)
305
00:13:57,968 --> 00:14:00,139
OOH, LOOK,
A PIECE OF HAM.
306
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,611
MAKE SURE YOU CHEW THAT.
307
00:14:02,612 --> 00:14:05,614
YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T WANT
TO TAKE THE CHANCE.
308
00:14:05,615 --> 00:14:08,617
JUST SPIT IT OUT IN MY HAND.
I'LL CHEW IT FOR YA.
309
00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:10,550
UGH.
310
00:14:21,131 --> 00:14:22,962
THANK YOU, ANDY.
311
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,964
(as Katharine Hepburn
in "On Golden Pond")
312
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:28,197
YOU ARE MY KNIGHT
IN SHINING ARMOR.
313
00:14:28,198 --> 00:14:30,199
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, I'M OUTTA HERE.
314
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,372
EAT MY DUST.
315
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,447
DANG IT.
I WISH I WAS A MAN.
316
00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:40,349
(both slurp)
317
00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:43,482
(doorbell rings)
318
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:46,315
DANA WENT THAT WAY.
319
00:14:46,316 --> 00:14:48,387
(ring)
320
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,190
DO YOU THINK A BUFFALO
CAN RING THE DOORBELL?
321
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:54,995
IF IT'S DETERMINED ENOUGH.
322
00:14:56,126 --> 00:14:58,297
LET'S JUST IGNORE IT.
323
00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,628
(ring)
324
00:14:59,629 --> 00:15:01,030
DAMN IT.
325
00:15:01,031 --> 00:15:03,332
I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T
KNOW. I GOTTA GO.
326
00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:06,575
NO, I... I GOTTA DO IT. I
GOTTA OPEN UP THE DOOR.
327
00:15:06,576 --> 00:15:08,507
OKAY, JIM, JIM, JIM,
BE CAREFUL.
328
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:12,181
COULD BE A HOME INVASION.
USE THE WINDOW. YOU LOOK.
329
00:15:12,182 --> 00:15:15,615
(gasps)
LOOKS LIKE A CANADIAN.
330
00:15:18,148 --> 00:15:19,448
CAN I HELP YOU?
331
00:15:19,449 --> 00:15:22,151
UH, YES, UH,
I'M FROM ANIMAL CONTROL.
332
00:15:22,152 --> 00:15:24,453
I'M FOLLOWING UP
ON A BUFFALO ATTACK.
333
00:15:24,454 --> 00:15:27,156
HOW DO I KNOW
THIS IS FOR REAL?
334
00:15:27,157 --> 00:15:29,298
WELL, WHAT ARE
THE ODDS I GUESSED
335
00:15:29,299 --> 00:15:31,260
YOU HAD
A BUFFALO ATTACK?
336
00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:32,431
YOU'RE RIGHT.
337
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,563
COME ON IN.
338
00:15:34,564 --> 00:15:35,564
HELLO, OFFICER.
339
00:15:35,565 --> 00:15:37,566
(Andy)
HELLO, OFFICER.
340
00:15:37,567 --> 00:15:40,069
UH, YOU CARE FOR A BLANKET
OR SOME HOT SOUP?
341
00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:42,071
I'D OFFER
THE ROCKING CHAIR,
342
00:15:42,072 --> 00:15:44,243
BUT THAT'S FOR ME
AND MY PAL HERE.
343
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,076
ANDY, THIS MAN IS VERY BUSY.
HE'S HERE ON OFFICIAL BUSINESS.
344
00:15:47,077 --> 00:15:50,019
WELL, ACTUALLY,
IF THAT'S NAVY BEAN,
345
00:15:50,020 --> 00:15:51,680
I HAVEN'T HAD LUNCH.
346
00:15:51,681 --> 00:15:53,722
(Jim)
GET THE MAN SOME SOUP!
347
00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:55,724
SO, OFFICER, UH, WHAT CAN I
TELL YOU ABOUT THIS ATTACK?
348
00:15:55,725 --> 00:15:57,987
WELL,
WE NEED TO DETERMINE
349
00:15:57,988 --> 00:16:00,129
IF THE, UH, ANIMAL
IS A CONTINUING MENACE.
350
00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:03,092
CAN YOU COME UP WITH A REASON
WHY THE BUFFALO ATTACKED?
351
00:16:03,093 --> 00:16:05,594
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN PROVE IT,
352
00:16:05,595 --> 00:16:09,168
BUT I THINK MY SISTER-IN-LAW
MIGHT HAVE PUT HIM UP TO IT.
353
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,170
UNLIKELY.
354
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,642
BUT A BUFFALO DOESN'T
ATTACK WITHOUT A REASON.
355
00:16:13,643 --> 00:16:16,445
ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T
PROVOKE HIM IN ANY WAY?
356
00:16:16,446 --> 00:16:19,978
WELL, NOT UNLESS HE'S OFFENDED
BY MY CLEVER T-SHIRTS.
357
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,651
ANY, UH, SUDDEN MOVEMENTS?
LOUD NOISES?
358
00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:25,314
ANYTHING SHINY
THAT COULD HAVE STARTLED HIM?
359
00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:27,586
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S ALL KINDA HAZY.
360
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,588
I WAS RUNNING UP
TROGGET HILL,
361
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,591
AND I GOT UP TO THE TOP
TO TAKE A BREATH,
362
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:35,624
AND I LOOKED UP
AND THERE HE WAS.
363
00:16:35,625 --> 00:16:37,126
(panting)
364
00:16:37,127 --> 00:16:38,598
OKAY, BUDDY.
365
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,337
(growls)
366
00:16:48,338 --> 00:16:49,538
CRAP!
367
00:16:49,539 --> 00:16:52,111
GO ON! STAY AWAY!
STAY AWAY! STAY AWAY FROM ME!
368
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,112
(roars)
369
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,013
AAH!
370
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,015
(thud)
371
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,488
WAIT A MINUTE.
372
00:16:59,489 --> 00:17:01,690
YOU KNOW WHAT?
373
00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:03,692
I WAS WEARING
THIS I.D. CARD.
374
00:17:03,693 --> 00:17:06,525
YOU THINK THIS HAS
ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT?
375
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,527
WELL, I DON'T
REALLY THINK THAT...
376
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,029
OH, MOTHER OF GOD!
STOP IT! STOP.
377
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,702
DON'T YOU KNOW
THAT CAN ENRAGE A BUFFALO?
378
00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:15,704
REALLY?
OF COURSE.
379
00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:19,508
A BUFFALO'S EYES ARE 50 TIMES
MORE SENSITIVE THAN A HUMAN'S.
380
00:17:19,509 --> 00:17:23,272
THAT'S HOW THEY SEE
AT NIGHT.
381
00:17:23,273 --> 00:17:26,345
ISN'T THAT OWLS?
382
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,047
I'M SORRY,
BUT WHICH ONE OF US
383
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,681
APPEARED ON JAY LENO
WITH A MARMOSET?
384
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,224
YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
385
00:17:35,225 --> 00:17:37,226
SO THEORETICALLY THEN,
386
00:17:37,227 --> 00:17:39,358
IF SOMEONE WASN'T
WEARING THIS,
387
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,360
THEY'D BE SAFER.
388
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:44,062
YOU KNOW, IF I DIDN'T
KNOW ANY BETTER,
389
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,065
I'D SAY THAT THE PERSON
WHO GAVE YOU THAT CARD
390
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,099
WAS TRYING TO KILL YOU.
391
00:17:52,342 --> 00:17:54,343
JIM, WOULD YOU STOP THAT?
392
00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:57,106
STOP WHAT, CHERYL?
FLASHING ME WITH THAT CARD.
393
00:17:57,107 --> 00:18:00,109
WHY?
DOES IT ENRAGE YOU?
394
00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:02,151
DOES IT MAKE YOU WANT
TO HEAD-BUTT ME
395
00:18:02,152 --> 00:18:04,653
AND GIVE ME A CONCUSSION?
A LITTLE.
396
00:18:04,654 --> 00:18:07,486
WELL, THAT'S HOW
A BUFFALO FEELS!
397
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,818
FINE. IT'S MY FAULT
THE BUFFALO ATTACKED YOU.
398
00:18:09,819 --> 00:18:12,621
OKAY. I KNOW
THIS IS NO TIME TO GLOAT.
399
00:18:12,622 --> 00:18:14,763
WAIT A MINUTE.
IT IS TIME TO GLOAT.
400
00:18:14,764 --> 00:18:16,625
GLOAT, GLOAT, GLOAT,
GLOAT, GLOAT, GLOAT.
401
00:18:16,626 --> 00:18:19,768
WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF? CHERYL,
THIS DEATH CARD ALMOST KILLED ME.
402
00:18:19,769 --> 00:18:21,230
YOU GOTTA REALIZE THAT...
403
00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,402
THAT CRAZIER THINGS
HAPPEN IN OUR LIFE,
404
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,574
AND NO AMOUNT
OF SUNSCREEN OR HELMETS
405
00:18:25,575 --> 00:18:27,876
OR SPRAY OR I.D.s
IS GONNA CHANGE IT.
406
00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:30,679
JIM, YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT
THE WORST CASE SCENARIO.
407
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,582
I'M LIVING
THE WORST CASE SCENARIO.
408
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:37,186
YOU'VE GOT ME SO SUCKED UP
INTO YOUR SAFETY BUBBLE,
409
00:18:37,187 --> 00:18:39,348
THAT I'M AFRAID
OF EVERYTHING.
410
00:18:39,349 --> 00:18:40,589
FINE, FINE.
411
00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:43,592
I ADMIT, I MAY HAVE GONE
A LITTLE OVERBOARD LATELY.
412
00:18:43,593 --> 00:18:45,594
"A LITTLE OVERBOARD,"
CHERYL? A LITTLE.
413
00:18:45,595 --> 00:18:48,327
COME ON, YOU WENT
WAY OVERBOARD. WELL...
414
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,599
JUST TELL ME, TELL ME,
TELL ME, TELL ME,
415
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,602
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS
GOING ON WITH YOU? NOTHING.
416
00:18:53,603 --> 00:18:56,165
THAT'S NOT TRUE, CHERYL,
BECAUSE, I MEAN,
417
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,667
USUALLY, YOU'RE JUST
NORMAL CRAZY LADY.
418
00:18:58,668 --> 00:19:02,511
BUT LATELY YOU'VE BEEN, LIKE,
ON "THE VIEW" CRAZY LADY.
419
00:19:02,512 --> 00:19:03,672
REALLY.
420
00:19:03,673 --> 00:19:04,843
JIM.
421
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,845
YOU'VE BEEN NUTS.
YOU'VE BEEN PARANOID.
422
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,548
YOU'VE BEEN ON ME...
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
423
00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,550
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
424
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,881
WHAT?
425
00:19:12,882 --> 00:19:14,883
(sighs) IT'S JUST...
426
00:19:14,884 --> 00:19:18,357
MY LIFE IS SO PERFECT
RIGHT NOW.
427
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,859
I MEAN, I-I GOT A HUSBAND
WHO LOVES ME.
428
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,362
I'VE GOT THREE GREAT KIDS.
429
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,365
AND SOMETIMES I WAKE UP
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
430
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,866
AND I JUST THINK,
431
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,369
"THIS CAN'T LAST."
432
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,673
IT'S LIKE,
THE OTHER SHOE IS GONNA DROP.
433
00:19:35,245 --> 00:19:37,246
OH, BABY.
434
00:19:37,247 --> 00:19:39,248
I KNOW
WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS.
435
00:19:39,249 --> 00:19:40,249
WHAT?
436
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,752
I'VE GIVEN YOU
TOO GOOD OF A LIFE.
437
00:19:44,354 --> 00:19:46,855
I'M GONNA HAVE
TO PULL BACK IN A LITTLE.
438
00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:48,517
(laughing) OH, STOP IT.
439
00:19:48,518 --> 00:19:51,520
NO, I KNOW, WE DO. WE
HAVE A PERFECT LIFE. I KNOW.
440
00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:53,522
AND I REALLY THINK
IT'S SWEET
441
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,724
THAT YOU AND YOUR BROTHER
WANT TO GROW OLD.
442
00:19:55,725 --> 00:19:57,226
(laughs)
443
00:19:57,227 --> 00:19:59,728
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU KNOW, I-I GOTTA ADMIT,
444
00:19:59,729 --> 00:20:01,730
I THINK THE SAME THINGS.
445
00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:04,233
NOT AS MUCH AS YOU DO,
BUT I THINK ABOUT...
446
00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:06,735
I DON'T KNOW,
WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED
447
00:20:06,736 --> 00:20:09,207
TO OUR PRECIOUS
LITTLE FAMILY?
448
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,910
EXACTLY. EXACTLY.
HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH IT?
449
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,912
WELL, EASY.
I-I EXERCISE,
450
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,545
I YELL AT THE TV A LOT,
451
00:20:16,546 --> 00:20:18,547
AND I HIT YOUR BROTHER.
452
00:20:18,548 --> 00:20:21,990
I REALLY GOT TO GIVE
THAT A TRY.
453
00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:23,992
I JUST DON'T DWELL ON IT.
454
00:20:23,993 --> 00:20:26,495
I MEAN, THE MORE TIME
YOU SPEND WORRYING,
455
00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:30,259
THE LESS TIME WE HAVE
TO LIVE OUR LIFE.
456
00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:33,862
YOU'RE RIGHT.
457
00:20:33,863 --> 00:20:35,834
I PROMISE I'LL BACK OFF.
458
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,836
OH, CHERYL.
459
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:41,540
THAT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
460
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,542
SO THIS IS WHAT I DID.
WHAT?
461
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,844
I WENT DOWN
TO MY T-SHIRT GUY,
462
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:49,449
AND I MADE
SOMETHING FOR YOU.
463
00:20:52,622 --> 00:20:55,253
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, JIM.
I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
464
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,326
RIGHT? RIGHT. HOLD ON.
465
00:20:57,327 --> 00:20:58,557
CHECK THIS OUT.
466
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,560
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
467
00:21:02,932 --> 00:21:05,334
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
468
00:21:05,335 --> 00:21:07,736
I THINK I LOVE YOU.
469
00:21:07,737 --> 00:21:09,037
YOU DO, DO YOU?
470
00:21:09,038 --> 00:21:10,038
I DO.
471
00:21:10,039 --> 00:21:12,341
WELL, THEN,
WHAT DO YOU SAY
472
00:21:12,342 --> 00:21:14,803
YOU AND I SMOOCH
ON THE COUCH HERE A LITTLE BIT?
473
00:21:14,804 --> 00:21:16,875
JIM, THE KIDS ARE PLAYING
RIGHT IN THE BACKYARD.
474
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:20,409
I KNOW, BUT FROM NOW ON,
WE'RE GONNA LIVE DANGEROUSLY.
475
00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:22,412
(laughs)
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