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I AM SO HAPPY
WE'RE DOING THIS...
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FANCY RESTAURANT...
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MM-HMM.
SUIT AND TIE. OH.
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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
WE WENT OUT LIKE THIS?
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I'M THINKING, UH,
YOUR FATHER'S FUNERAL.
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RIGHT.
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BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS
TONIGHT I MIGHT GET SOME.
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OH. HEY,
I WANNA TRY HAMACHI.
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OH, THAT SOUNDS DIRTY.
DO I NEED TO STRETCH?
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OH, IT'S A KIND OF FISH.
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OH, DIRTY AND HEALTHY.
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(laughs) OH, HONEY,
THERE'S THE MAîTRE D'.
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WOULD YOU GO CHECK ON OUR TABLE?
(sighs) YOU KNOW, AT THE RED COWBOY,
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THEY GIVE YOU ONE
OF THOSE THINGS THAT BUZZ
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WHEN YOUR TABLE'S READY. I LIKE
TO PUT 'EM... PUT IT DOWN YOUR PANTS,
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AND THEN YOU GET DINNER
AND DESSERT AT THE SAME TIME.
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THAT NEVER GETS OLD,
HONEY. GO AHEAD.
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YOU KNOW ME, BABY.
YOU KNOW ME.
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HEY, PAL.
HOW'S THAT TABLE COMING?
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I MEAN, UH, I CAN GET BY
ON THESE MINTS,
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BUT THE WIFE'S
A BIT PECKISH.
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IT'S GOING TO BE
AT LEAST ANOTHER HOUR.
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WE MADE A RESERVATION.
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I'LL CALL YOU AS SOON
AS YOUR TABLE'S READY.
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YOU KNOW,
AT THE RED COWBOY,
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TO KILL TIME, THEY HAVE
A TABLETOP MS. PAC-MAN.
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I DON'T SEE
A SUGGESTION BOX,
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SO I'M GONNA TAKE THAT ONE
RIGHT TO THE TOP.
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THANK YOU.
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(sighs) CHERYL, STRUCK OUT.
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OH.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
WERE YOU SITTING THERE?
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HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE A SHOT AT IT?
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OH, I... WHAT AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO?
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OH, COME ON.
NO GUY CAN RESIST YOU.
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JUST SHOW A LITTLE SKIN,
SQUEEZE YOUR GIRL JUNK TOGETHER,
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AND IN TWO MINUTES,
WE'LL BE SITTING BY THE WINDOW
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GOING CRAZY ON BREADSTICKS.
OH.
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COME ON.
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DO YOU WANT
A TABLE OR A BOOTH?
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YOU WORK IT, BABY.
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AH.
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HI.
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HELLO. IT'S GOING TO BE
AT LEAST ANOTHER HOUR.
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YEAH, I-I KNOW
THAT'S WHAT YOU TOLD
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MY BROTHER OVER THERE,
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BUT I WAS JUST WONDERING
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IF THERE'S ANYTHING
YOU COULD DO,
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BECAUSE I AM SO HUNGRY.
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I'M SORRY, MA'AM,
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BUT WE DON'T HAVE
A TABLE FOR YOU.
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HOW ABOUT NOW?
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STILL NOTHING.
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SO AN HOUR, THEN?
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HI. IS THERE ANY WAY
WE CAN GET A TABLE FOR TWO?
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WE DON'T HAVE
A RESERVATION.
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YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE
SOMETHING JUST OPENED UP.
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WHY DON'T YOU FOLLOW ME RIGHT
THIS WAY? WAIT. HOLD ON A SECOND.
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YOU DON'T HAVE A TABLE FOR US,
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BUT YOU CAN SEAT THEM
RIGHT AWAY? PRECISELY.
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(scoffs)
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CHERYL, WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT, IT DIDN'T WORK?
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NO.
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DID YOU TAKE HIM
ON A TOUR OF THE CANYON?
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I DID. MAYBE WE SHOULD
JUST GO TO THE RED COWBOY.
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OH, I GOT IT ON SPEED DIAL.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IF WE SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY,
WE GET DESSERT FOR FREE.
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♪♪♪
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CHERYL, I USED
THE BATHROOM DOWNSTAIRS.
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THAT'S COURTESY.
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THANK YOU.
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HAD A TOUGH NIGHT,
HUH, HONEY?
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WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT ALWAYS HELPS ME
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WHEN I'M NOT FEELING SEXY?
SOME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SEX.
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CHERYL, SWEATS?
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COME ON, HONEY.
I'M DRESSED UP.
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WE WENT OUT TO DINNER.
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I-I WANNA SEE SOMETHIN'
TIGHT AND SEE-THROUGH...
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SOMETHING THAT YOU GOTTA
HIDE FROM THE KIDS
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WHEN YOU'RE DOING
THE LAUNDRY.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY,
JIM?
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WHY DON'T YOU SAY,
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"ALL RIGHT.
LET'S KNOCK ONE OUT"?
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
OH, CHERYL...
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THIS... THIS HAS NEVER
NOT WORKED FOR ME.
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FIVE YEARS AGO, I COULD HAVE
GOTTEN US IN TO THAT RESTAURANT.
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WELL,
MAYBE NOT US BUT ME.
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CHERYL, COME ON.
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YOU ARE THE HOTTEST WOMAN
IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY
EVERY DAY.
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OH, YOU'RE MY HUSBAND.
THAT'S NOT THE SAME.
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(scoffs)
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I KNOW IT MUST BE ROUGH.
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I MEAN,
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
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HOW I'LL FEEL
WHEN IT HAPPENS TO ME.
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LET'S JUST HOPE
THAT I'LL BE AS SENSITIVE
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AS YOU'RE BEING TONIGHT.
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YOU WILL BE, HONEY.
YOU WILL.
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YOU KNOW,
LET'S FACE IT.
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THAT RESTAURANT HAD
SOME PRETTY HIGH-END TALENT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE THE PROBLEM IS,
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IS YOU'RE PLAYING
OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.
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MY LEAGUE?
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YEAH,
I MEAN EVERYBODY KNOWS
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YOU'RE THE HOTTEST WOMAN
IN THE WHOLE P.T.A.
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I MEAN, SURE,
YOU'RE HEARING FOOTSTEPS.
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I MEAN, THAT BLONDE
THAT USED TO BE A DANCER...
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SHE'S PRETTY SHARP.
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BUT SHE JUST HAD
THAT SECOND KID.
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WHO KNOWS IF SHE'S GONNA
LOSE THE WEIGHT?
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WHY ARE YOU NOT MELTING?
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THIS IS GOOD STUFF.
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I GUESS I'M JUST NOT
FEELING VERY SEXY.
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WELL, THAT'S THE GREAT THING
ABOUT OUR MARRIAGE, HONEY.
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I'M FINE WITH THAT.
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DON'T.
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CRAP.
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AFTERNOON, PYGMIES.
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HOW'S LIFE BELOW 5 FEET?
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UNCLE ANDY,
CAN YOU DO A HEADSTAND?
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RUBY THINKS YOU CAN'T.
WE'VE GOT A NICKEL RIDING ON IT.
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A NICKEL?
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SHOULD'VE BET
A LOT MORE THAN THAT.
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STEP ASIDE, RUNTS.
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LET A MAN WORK.
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HA HA!
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GET YOUR NICKEL READY,
LOSER.
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AND... UPSY-DAISY.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, HUH?
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WHAT? HEY, WHAT THE HELL?
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COME ON. GET BACK HERE!
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HEY, GIRLS.
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HEY, ANDY.
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HEY, JIM, HOW ARE YA?
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I'M NOT DOING SO...
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GET ME DOWN!
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HEY,
I FEEL A LITTLE WEAK.
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THERE YOU GO.
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WHOA, YOU ALL RIGHT?
HUH? ANDY?
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NO.
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YOU ALL RIGHT?
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I SEE LITTLE, TINY STARS.
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OH.
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LISTEN TO ME.
LISTEN TO ME.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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LAST NIGHT, I-I TOOK CHERYL
TO THAT NEW RESTAURANT.
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OOH, DID YA GET
THE HAMACHI?
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TRIED, BUT SHE WASN'T
IN THE MOOD.
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ANYWAY, SOME STUFF HAPPENED,
AND... (sighs) I DON'T KNOW.
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CHERYL DOESN'T FEEL THAT
SHE'S HOT LIKE SHE USED TO BE.
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OOH, THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.
YEAH.
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I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
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HOW I'LL FEEL
WHEN IT HAPPENS TO ME.
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KNOCK IT OFF.
QUIT JOKING AROUND HERE.
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I MEAN, I NEED YOU HERE, MAN.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
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JIM, JIM, JIM.
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IF THE QUEEN BEE AIN'T
GIVIN' YOU DA HONEY,
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YOU GOTS TO SHAKE UP
DA HIVE.
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TRY COMPLIMENTING HER.
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I COMPLIMENTED HER.
I DON'T KNOW, ANDY.
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MAYBE AFTER 15 YEARS
OF MARRIAGE,
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SHE NEEDS THAT STUFF
FROM A HANDSOME GUY
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THAT'S NOT ME.
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WELL, SHE'S MY SISTER,
BUT I CAN GIVE IT A SHOT.
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ANDY!
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(doorbell rings)
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LOOK, YOUR RUSSIAN MAIL ORDER
BRIDE WENT BACK TO RUSSIA.
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YOU THINK YOUR SISTER'S
GONNA GO OUT WITH YOU?
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NICE JUGS, BRAD.
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OH, THAT'S FUNNY
EVERY TIME, JIM.
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I'LL TAKE THESE
TO THE KITCHEN.
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ALL RIGHT.
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ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?
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WAY AHEAD OF YOU, BOSS.
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IF WE KILL BRAD,
WE GET ALL THE WATER.
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HELLO, BRAD.
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HEY. (chuckles nervously)
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I'M ALL DONE HERE.
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YOU'RE LEAVING?
WHAT'S THE HURRY?
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MY WIFE'S UPSTAIRS.
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OKAY.
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SHE'S LOOKIN' PRETTY HOT.
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UH, SO SHE WANTS WATER?
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OH, SHE'S THIRSTY.
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SHE'S REAL THIRSTY.
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CHERYL'S
A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN,
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DON'T YOU THINK, BRAD?
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SURE.
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IS THERE ANY REASON
YOU COULDN'T TELL HER THAT?
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YOU KNOW,
SHAKE UP THE HIVE?
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GETS THAT HONEY
TO FLOW.
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LOOK,
I-I KNOW EVERYONE THINKS
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THE WATER DELIVERY GUY'S LIFE'S
LIKE A PORNO MOVIE,
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BUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
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I'M A GOOD CHRISTIAN.
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MAYBE ASK THE PIZZA GUY.
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I HEAR HE LIKES
THIS KIND OF THING.
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ANDY...
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ARE YOU THINKIN'
WHAT I'M THINKIN'?
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WAY AHEAD OF YOU,
BOSS.
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WE SHOULD ORDER PIZZA
TONIGHT.
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ANDY, NO. NO.
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I'M GONNA HAVE BRAD
FLIRT WITH CHERYL
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WHETHER HE KNOWS IT
OR NOT.
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TAKE... TAKE A SEAT.
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HERE.
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HERE, WRITE THIS...
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DEAR CHERYL...
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I AM SO SORRY
I MISSED YOU.
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YOUR TIGHT, LITTLE BODY
IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY ROUTES.
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"TIGHT, LITTLE BODY"?
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THAT... THAT'S
A LITTLE CREEPY.
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P.S. I GO TO CHURCH.
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HOW ABOUT
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"I AM SO SORRY
I MISSED SEEING
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THE PRETTIEST LADY
ON MY WHOLE ROUTE"?
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ANDY, THAT'S GREAT.
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THANKS.
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W-WHAT ELSE
ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M DRAWING
A SQUIRREL SAYING...
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(high-pitched voice) "I'M
NUTS FOR YOU." (laughs)
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(normal voice) IT'S...
IT'S SWEET, BUT A LITTLE RACY.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "RACY"?
HE'S POINTING AT HIS UNIT.
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ANDY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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ALL RIGHT.
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STRAIGHTEN THAT OUT.
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FINE.
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I'LL JUST CHANGE IT
TO A BRANCH...
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AND CHANGE THESE
TO ACORNS.
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HEY.
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HEY, YOURSELF.
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00:11:14,104 --> 00:11:16,906
OOH, AM I SENSING
SOMETHING DIFFERENT HERE?
233
00:11:16,907 --> 00:11:17,907
(laughs)
234
00:11:17,908 --> 00:11:19,408
NOT WEARING SWEATS?
235
00:11:19,409 --> 00:11:20,449
NO.
236
00:11:20,450 --> 00:11:22,813
GOT A SMILE
ON YOUR FACE...
237
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:28,457
AND WHAT... (sniffs)
IS THAT INTOXICATING ODOR?
238
00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:30,790
I GOT A ROAST
IN THE OVEN.
239
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,461
(gasps)
240
00:11:32,462 --> 00:11:34,724
I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
241
00:11:34,725 --> 00:11:36,225
(giggles)
242
00:11:36,226 --> 00:11:39,028
SO WHY SUCH A GOOD MOOD?
243
00:11:39,029 --> 00:11:41,030
(sighs)
IT IS SO SILLY,
244
00:11:41,031 --> 00:11:43,032
AND... AND...
AND TOTALLY INNOCENT, BUT...
245
00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:44,734
GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD.
246
00:11:44,735 --> 00:11:47,436
YOU KNOW BRAD,
THE WATER GUY?
247
00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:50,439
BRAD...
248
00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,442
WATER...
249
00:11:53,443 --> 00:11:55,785
GUY...
250
00:11:55,786 --> 00:11:58,788
WELL, HE LEFT ME
THE SWEETEST NOTE,
251
00:11:58,789 --> 00:12:01,290
AND IT JUST...
IT... IT GAVE ME A LIFT.
252
00:12:01,291 --> 00:12:03,292
HE EVEN DREW ME
A CUTE PICTURE
253
00:12:03,293 --> 00:12:05,896
OF A BEAVER HOLDING
A FLASHLIGHT.
254
00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:12,131
OH, OH, OH, HONEY,
HONEY, DON'T BE MAD.
255
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,503
IT REALLY MADE ME FEEL GOOD.
256
00:12:14,504 --> 00:12:17,467
OH, YOU'RE NOT JEALOUS,
ARE YOU?
257
00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:21,411
A LITTLE BIT.
258
00:12:23,313 --> 00:12:24,814
(sighs) WELL, CHERYL,
259
00:12:24,815 --> 00:12:28,147
I GUESS THAT'S
THE PRICE YOU PAY
260
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:33,282
WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED
TO A SMOKIN' HOT WIFE.
261
00:12:33,283 --> 00:12:38,788
(gasps) CHERYL MABEL, IS THAT
YOUR SATURDAY NIGHT UNDERWEAR?
262
00:12:38,789 --> 00:12:43,833
(gasps) OH, MY GOODNESS.
I THINK IT IS.
263
00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:46,966
AND ON A TUESDAY.
264
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,098
WELL, I'D BETTER
RUN UPSTAIRS
265
00:12:49,099 --> 00:12:51,241
AND TAKE THIS OFF
RIGHT NOW.
266
00:12:57,808 --> 00:13:00,409
IS THIS ROAST GONNA BE FINE?
267
00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:02,952
(Cheryl) GET MOVIN'.
268
00:13:02,953 --> 00:13:04,454
(exhales deeply)
THANKS, BRAD.
269
00:13:08,118 --> 00:13:10,290
(high-pitched voice)
YOU AND I, TOGETHER.
270
00:13:13,423 --> 00:13:16,125
HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND
ON WATER THIS WEEK?
271
00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:19,198
70 BUCKS.
272
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,200
NOW ASK ME
HOW MANY TIMES
273
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,133
I'VE SEEN
YOUR SISTER NAKED.
274
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,807
WELL, LOOKS LIKE
WE HAVE TO CALL MR. BUBBLY
275
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,480
AND RESTOCK OUR WATER.
276
00:13:31,481 --> 00:13:34,543
ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU, UH,
START WORKING ON A NEW NOTE?
277
00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:36,545
OKAY, BUT CAN THAT BE
THE LAST ONE?
278
00:13:36,546 --> 00:13:38,918
IT'S STARTING TO GET
A LITTLE WEIRD.
279
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,390
WHAT IS SO WEIRD ABOUT
YOU WRITING LOVE LETTERS
280
00:13:41,391 --> 00:13:43,422
TO YOUR SISTER
FROM THE WATER GUY
281
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,855
SO SHE'LL SLEEP
WITH ME MORE?
282
00:13:45,856 --> 00:13:47,857
THAT'S NOT THE WEIRD PART.
283
00:13:47,858 --> 00:13:50,359
WHAT'S WEIRD IS CHERYL'S
GETTING HER HIVE SHAKEN,
284
00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:53,362
BUT IT'S ANOTHER DIRTY BEE
DOING THE BUZZIN'.
285
00:13:53,363 --> 00:13:57,536
YOU KNOW, WILL YOU JUST
STOP WITH THIS BEE STUFF?
286
00:13:57,537 --> 00:14:00,439
AND STOP WATCHING
THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.
287
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,941
I'M JUST SAYING, JIM.
288
00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,443
CHERYL'S THINKING ABOUT
ANOTHER GUY WHEN SHE'S WITH YOU,
289
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,376
AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT.
OH, BAH!
290
00:14:07,377 --> 00:14:08,878
I DON'T KNOW, JIM.
291
00:14:08,879 --> 00:14:12,021
I THINK IF YOU COULD GET
INSIDE THAT BLONDE HEAD,
292
00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:14,624
YOU'D SEE THERE'S WATER
ON THE BRAIN.
293
00:14:17,627 --> 00:14:19,329
BAH?
294
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,165
HEY, BIG BOY.
295
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,167
GUESS WHAT I'M WEARING?
296
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,440
NEW UNDERWEAR?
297
00:14:32,602 --> 00:14:34,303
NO UNDERWEAR.
298
00:14:34,304 --> 00:14:38,207
(gasps) SUDDENLY
I FEEL SO OVERDRESSED.
299
00:14:38,208 --> 00:14:40,449
HONEY, UM, BEFORE
WE START, WOULD YOU MIND?
300
00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:43,152
I'M KIND OF THIRSTY.
OH, YEAH, SURE.
301
00:14:43,153 --> 00:14:47,117
YOU WANT A SODA OR A GLASS
OF WINE? UH, JUST WATER, THANKS.
302
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,121
WATER?
303
00:14:52,122 --> 00:14:53,522
YEAH.
304
00:14:53,523 --> 00:14:56,595
THAT'S AN ODD REQUEST.
305
00:14:56,596 --> 00:15:00,099
NOT IF YOU'RE THIRSTY.
306
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,031
OKAY.
307
00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:04,503
I'LL GET YOU A GLASS
OUT OF THE BATHROOM.
308
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,275
OH.
309
00:15:06,276 --> 00:15:09,408
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
310
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:12,982
YEAH, THAT WATER
TASTES KIND OF RUSTY.
311
00:15:12,983 --> 00:15:15,986
I'D REALLY PREFER
A TALL GLASS OF MR. BUBBLY.
312
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,653
(lowers voice)
I BET YOU WOULD.
313
00:15:24,654 --> 00:15:26,695
ARE YOU OKAY?
314
00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:29,498
(normal voice)
NO, CHERYL.
315
00:15:29,499 --> 00:15:31,060
I'M NOT OKAY.
316
00:15:31,061 --> 00:15:34,663
NO, NO, NO, NO, HONEY,
NOT THE SWEATS.
317
00:15:34,664 --> 00:15:37,436
I'M JUST NOT FEELING SEXY.
318
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,938
(scoffs)
319
00:15:41,471 --> 00:15:43,173
DON'T.
320
00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:55,424
HOW'S YOUR TOAST?
321
00:15:55,425 --> 00:15:58,257
FINE.
322
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,259
DO YOU NEED MORE COFFEE?
323
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,533
NO. I'M GOOD.
324
00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:08,097
ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?
325
00:16:08,098 --> 00:16:10,500
YEAH. COULDN'T BE BETTER.
326
00:16:21,351 --> 00:16:23,482
IS THERE ANY CHANCE
YOU'RE UPSET
327
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,386
ABOUT THE NOTES
FROM THE WATER GUY?
328
00:16:27,717 --> 00:16:30,489
WATER...
329
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,261
GUY?
330
00:16:32,262 --> 00:16:34,563
JIM, I TOLD YOU THOSE NOTES
WERE TOTALLY INNOCENT.
331
00:16:34,564 --> 00:16:37,266
I-I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
TO ENCOURAGE HIM.
332
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:39,568
JUST... THEY MADE ME
FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF.
333
00:16:39,569 --> 00:16:42,201
(doorbell rings)
334
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,204
(Brad) MR. BUBBLY!
335
00:16:47,177 --> 00:16:48,477
YOU KNOW WHAT?
336
00:16:48,478 --> 00:16:50,479
I'M GONNA TAKE CARE
OF THIS RIGHT NOW.
337
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:54,543
YEAH, YOU DO THAT, CHERYL.
YOU TELL THAT LITTLE PRETTY BOY
338
00:16:54,544 --> 00:16:58,047
YOU DON'T WANT ANY MORE
OF HIS LOVE NOTES.
339
00:16:58,048 --> 00:17:00,249
OH, CRAP! CHER-CHERYL,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
340
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,251
THIS IS A MAN'S JOB,
ON SECOND THOUGHT.
341
00:17:02,252 --> 00:17:04,653
LET ME HANDLE THIS. LET ME
TALK TO HIM. NO, NO, NO. JIM, JIM.
342
00:17:04,654 --> 00:17:06,024
MORNING, CHERYL.
343
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,497
YOU PEOPLE SURE
ARE THIRSTY LATELY.
344
00:17:08,498 --> 00:17:11,630
YEAH, BRAD, WE REALLY NEED
TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NOTES. NO.
345
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,532
WHAT NOTES?
346
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,065
OH. (scoffs)
YOU KNOW WHAT NOTES.
347
00:17:16,066 --> 00:17:18,067
I'VE GOT THEM
RIGHT OVER HERE.
348
00:17:18,068 --> 00:17:21,070
(coughs) YOU HEARD THE
WOMAN. GET OUT OF HERE. WHOA!
349
00:17:21,071 --> 00:17:22,511
YOU KNOW WHAT, CHERYL?
350
00:17:22,512 --> 00:17:24,643
I THINK I'LL TAKE
THAT CUP OF COFFEE NOW.
351
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:26,645
(Brad) I DIDN'T WRITE ANY NOTES!
352
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,648
AND I THINK I'M HURT.
353
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:32,551
JIM...
354
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,553
DID YOU WRITE THOSE NOTES?
355
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:38,827
CHERYL, HONESTLY,
356
00:17:38,828 --> 00:17:41,760
I CAN SAY I DID NOT
WRITE THOSE NOTES.
357
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:46,095
DID ANDY
WRITE THOSE NOTES?
358
00:17:46,096 --> 00:17:48,597
I DON'T KNOW.
359
00:17:48,598 --> 00:17:53,842
DID... ANDY... WRITE...
THOSE... NOTES?
360
00:17:53,843 --> 00:18:00,179
OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION FIRST?
361
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,181
WAS THERE EVEN
A SLIGHT POSSIBILITY
362
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,552
OF SEX TONIGHT?
363
00:18:03,553 --> 00:18:06,585
WHAT THE HELL
WERE YOU DOING?
364
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,257
OH, CHERYL, COME ON.
365
00:18:08,258 --> 00:18:10,589
I WAS TRYING TO GET
YOUR GROOVE BACK.
366
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,561
I WAS TRYING
TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
367
00:18:12,562 --> 00:18:15,624
SO I'D SLEEP
WITH YOU MORE?
368
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:18,627
WELL, IF IT TURNS OUT
THAT WAY, FINE, I GUESS...
369
00:18:18,628 --> 00:18:21,570
A HAPPY ACCIDENT. I MEAN,
IT WAS LIKE PENICILLIN.
370
00:18:21,571 --> 00:18:24,574
IT WAS DISCOVERED BY LEAVING
COOKIES OUT IN THE SUN.
371
00:18:26,176 --> 00:18:29,308
OH, GOD,
I AM SO EMBARRASSED.
372
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,281
OH, COME ON. DON'T GO THERE.
OH, NO.
373
00:18:32,282 --> 00:18:34,613
HERE I THOUGHT SOMEBODY
THOUGHT I WAS HOT AGAIN,
374
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,886
AND IT WAS YOU. CHERYL,
EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE HOT!
375
00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:39,588
ALL THOSE NOTES.
376
00:18:39,589 --> 00:18:43,892
(gasps) AND THE FLOWERS
FROM THE MAILMAN.
377
00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:45,895
CHERYL, WHY CAN'T YOU
JUST THINK...
378
00:18:49,199 --> 00:18:50,729
FLOWERS? WHAT FLOWERS?
379
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,602
OH, WOULD YOU STOP IT?
I KNOW IT WAS YOU.
380
00:18:53,603 --> 00:18:55,304
CHERYL, THINK ABOUT IT.
381
00:18:55,305 --> 00:18:57,366
WOULD I SPEND
THE MONEY ON FLOWERS
382
00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,368
WHEN I CAN GET
YOUR BROTHER
383
00:18:59,369 --> 00:19:02,272
TO WRITE YOU
LOVE LETTERS FOR FREE?
384
00:19:03,573 --> 00:19:07,546
SO... THE MAILMAN'S
REALLY HITTING ON ME?
385
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,249
OF COURSE HE IS, HONEY.
386
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,722
BECAUSE YOU STILL GOT IT.
387
00:19:13,723 --> 00:19:16,825
THOSE NOTES THAT I SENT YOU
FROM BRAD MADE YOU FEEL BETTER,
388
00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:19,558
AND YOU STARTED
PUTTING IT OUT THERE AGAIN.
389
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,360
YOU THINK?
390
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,662
I KNOW, CHERYL.
391
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,195
YOU LOST YOUR MOJO,
392
00:19:26,196 --> 00:19:30,369
AND I GOT IT BACK FOR YOU.
393
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:33,502
YOU'RE WELCOME.
394
00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:37,846
YOU KNOW, IT REALLY DID
FEEL GOOD BEING HOT AGAIN.
395
00:19:37,847 --> 00:19:40,909
CHERYL, LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
396
00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:44,613
YOU NEVER STOPPED
BEING HOT.
397
00:19:44,614 --> 00:19:45,884
AW.
398
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,217
AND YOU NEVER WILL
STOP BEING HOT.
399
00:19:48,218 --> 00:19:50,219
HEY, CAN I ASK YOU
SOMETHIN'?
400
00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:53,662
IF YOU WROTE THOSE NOTES,
WHY WERE YOU JEALOUS OF THEM?
401
00:19:53,663 --> 00:19:55,364
I DON'T KNOW.
402
00:19:55,365 --> 00:19:57,366
I THOUGHT THAT
WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER,
403
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:59,628
YOU MIGHT BE THINKING
ABOUT THE WATER GUY.
404
00:19:59,629 --> 00:20:01,500
OH, ARE YOU CRAZY?
405
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:04,503
YES. YOU KNOW THAT.
406
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,536
OH, HONEY.
407
00:20:07,537 --> 00:20:10,839
YOU KNOW YOU'RE
THE ONLY MAN FOR ME.
408
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,841
AND YOU KNOW,
409
00:20:12,842 --> 00:20:15,544
WHEN WE'RE
INSIDE THAT BEDROOM,
410
00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:18,588
WE ARE BOTH ONLY
THINKING ABOUT YOU.
411
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,854
YEAH.
412
00:20:25,855 --> 00:20:28,557
AND YOU NEED TO KNOW
THAT I THINK
413
00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:30,859
YOU'RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL,
SMOKIN' HOT WIFE EVER.
414
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:33,702
AW, THANK YOU. MMM.
415
00:20:33,703 --> 00:20:36,535
MAYBE WE SHOULD GO
CLEAN UP THAT WATER, HUH?
416
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,537
YOU KNOW,
WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT,
417
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:41,510
AND I JUST WANT TO TAKE CARE
OF SOMETHING REAL QUICK? OKAY.
418
00:20:41,511 --> 00:20:43,442
OKAY.
419
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,744
SMOKIN' HOT WIFE.
420
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:53,353
OH, GOD.
HE'S GOT A BAT.
421
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,946
OH, BOB THE MAILMAN.
422
00:21:17,947 --> 00:21:19,949
YOU KNOW HE'S GAY, RIGHT?
423
00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:26,356
THOSE FLOWERS WERE FOR YOU.
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