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YOU THINK
YOU'RE IN MY HEAD NOW.
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WELL, YOU'RE NOT!
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YOU ARE GOING DOWN.
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GET... IN... THERE,
YOU... STUPID... JUICE BAG.
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AAH!
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THAT'S SOME GOOD JUICE.
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AHH.
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WE'RE OUT OF BEER.
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♪♪♪
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OH, BABY!
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COME ON, GIRLS.
GREAT PASS.
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GOOD JOB.
LET'S GO, HUMMINGBIRDS.
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(buzzer)
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OH, AND THAT'S A
FINAL, PEOPLE. YEAH.
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THE TURTLES TROUNCE
THE HUMMINGBIRDS 25 TO 7.
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JIM, HOW DOES IT FEEL
THAT YOUR WIFE
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LED YOUR DAUGHTERS
TO A HUMILIATING DEFEAT?
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OH!
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REAL FUNNY, JIM.
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GIVE ME A HAND. I'M STUCK.
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SERIOUSLY, I'M STUCK!
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OKAY, TERRIFIC GAME
BY BOTH TEAMS.
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HOW DOES EVERYBODY FEEL?
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(all) GOOD!
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AND WE FEEL GOOD BECAUSE...
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(all) WE HAD FUN!
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AND?
(all) WE TRIED HARD!
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YOU DID TRY HARD.
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NOW LET'S EVERYBODY
GO OVER AND GET A SNACK,
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SOME REFRESHING JUICE
AND...
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YOUR... TROPHY!
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(all) YAY!
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I THINK SHE HAD A LITTLE
REFRESHING JUICE HERSELF.
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OH...
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OKAY. NOW I WANT
EVERYONE OVER HERE
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TO FORM A PRAISE CIRCLE.
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A WHAT CIRCLE?
PRAISE CIRCLE.
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I WANT EVERYONE TO SAY
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ONE POSITIVE THING
ABOUT A TEAMMATE.
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THIS IS GONNA BE QUICK.
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GRACIE, THAT WAS A REALLY
GOOD SHOT. THANK YOU.
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IN THE OPPONENT'S BASKET.
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WOULD YOU LIGHTEN UP?
NO.
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ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT THE GIRLS
ARE INTERESTED IN BASKETBALL?
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CHERYL, I DON'T SEE
BASKETBALL OUT THERE.
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I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I'M OLD-FASHIONED,
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BUT IN MY AMERICA,
WINNERS ARE WINNERS
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AND LOSERS HOLD GRUDGES,
NOT HANDS.
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NOW REMEMBER, WE'RE ALL...
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(all) NUMBER ONE!
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PUT THAT DOWN.
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GUESS WHAT?
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WE'RE GONNA BE
IN THE WNBA WHEN WE GROW UP.
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AND THEN
WE'RE GOING TO BE
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FAMOUS TENNIS PLAYERS
WHO DESIGN CLOTHES.
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OH, YEAH? MOMMY'S GONNA
HAVE A GLASS OF WINE.
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YOU KNOW, GIRLS,
THOSE ARE MIGHTY BIG DREAMS.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK
INCREDIBLY HARD TO ATTAIN THEM.
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WORKING HARD? PASS.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
COME HERE, GIRLS, COME HERE.
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LET ME TELL YOU
A LITTLE STORY
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ABOUT A GIRL ABOUT YOUR AGE,
AND HER FIRST TENNIS LESSON.
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SHE ANNOUNCED RIGHT AWAY
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THAT SHE WAS GONNA BE
THE BEST TENNIS PLAYER
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IN THE WHOLE WORLD,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
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SHE WORKED INCREDIBLY HARD
UNTIL SHE BECAME NUMBER ONE.
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AND THAT GIRL'S NAME?
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BILLIE JEAN KING.
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SHE GOT SO FAMOUS
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THAT MICHAEL JACKSON
EVEN WROTE A SONG ABOUT HER.
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DO YOU GUYS
SMELL SOMETHING BURNING?
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OUR CAKE!
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OH, OH, MAN.
DIDN'T YOU GUYS SET A TIMER?
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I GUESS WE FORGOT.
UGH.
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BUT WE HAD FUN
MAKING THE CAKE. AND?
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WE TRIED REALLY HARD.
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CHERYL,
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
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YOU'RE KIDDING ME
WITH THIS ATTITUDE, RIGHT?
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THIS ATTITUDE
HAS GOTTA STOP, CHERYL.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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IF I BUILT A BUILDING AND MY
MISTAKE CAUSED IT TO BURN DOWN,
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WOULD ANYBODY HIGH-FIVE ME?
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I SEEM TO REMEMBER ANDY
HIGH-FIVING YOU
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WHEN THE YUGOLINI'S DECK
MYSTERIOUSLY BURNED DOWN
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AFTER THEIR CHECK BOUNCED.
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I'M NOT THE ONE
ON TRIAL HERE, CHERYL.
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WHAT THEY'RE LEARNING
AT BASKETBALL
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IS KILLING MY CHILDREN,
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY,
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KILLING THE SPORT.
IS THIS ABOUT THE CAKE?
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PARTIALLY,
BUT IT'S ALSO ABOUT
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THIS FEEL-GOOD SELF-ESTEEM
CRAP GOING ON, HONEY.
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THEY CAN'T HAVE
TOO MUCH SELF-ESTEEM.
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CHERYL, SELF-ESTEEM
IS ALL OVER THE PLACE.
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COME ON. THEY GET IT AT BALLET.
THEY GET IT AT SCHOOL.
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24 HOURS A DAY
FROM NOON TO NIGHT,
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THEY ARE TOLD
HOW WONDERFUL THEY ARE.
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THESE KIDS HAVE TO BE
TAKEN DOWN A PEG.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, JIM?
THAT'S A VERY GOOD POINT.
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TONIGHT,
INSTEAD OF A BEDTIME STORY,
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WE'LL READ THEM
A LIST OF THEIR FLAWS.
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THAT'S A START.
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I GOT IT. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I SHOULD COACH.
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NO, NO, NO!
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NO, I'M GONNA TAKE OVER RUBY
AND GRACIE'S BASKETBALL TEAM.
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NO, I CAN COACH 'EM.
IT'S FINE. THE GIRLS HAVE FUN.
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NO. CHERYL...
HMM?
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SPORTS AREN'T ABOUT FUN.
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THEY'RE ABOUT
OVERCOMING OBSTACLES,
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WORKING AS A TEAM
AND BEING ABLE
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TO SAY COOL THINGS LIKE,
"HOW DID THAT TASTE, LOSER?"
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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THAT'S IT.
I'M TAKING OVER THE TEAM.
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AND YOU... YOU...
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GET STARTED
ON ANOTHER CAKE.
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(speed-dials telephone)
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DANA, IT'S ME.
IT TOOK ME A WHOLE GAME...
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(singsong voice) BUT I GOT JIM
TO TAKE OVER AS COACH.
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(whistle blows)
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ALL RIGHT,
HUMMINGBIRDS, LISTEN UP.
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WE ARE NO LONGER GONNA
BE PLAYING SOFT, SQUISHY
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EVERYBODY-GETS-A-HUG
BASKETBALL.
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FROM NOW ON WE'RE GONNA BE
PLAYING OLD SCHOOL,
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HARD-NOSED
WINNING BASKETBALL.
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YOU'RE GONNA WORK HARDER
THAN YOU'VE EVER WORKED BEFORE.
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YES, JAMI?
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I WORKED LAST SUMMER
ON MY GRANDPA'S FARM.
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OKAY, THE FIVE OF YOU
ARE GONNA WORK REALLY HARD,
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AND, JAMI, YOU'RE GONNA WORK
AS HARD AS YOU DID LAST SUMMER.
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YES, JAMI.
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BUT I MOSTLY MADE COOKIES
WITH MY GRANDMA.
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JAMI...
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WE'RE GONNA NEED
A LITTLE LESS TALKING.
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ALL RIGHT.
AT YOUR LAST GAME,
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YOU DIDN'T MAKE
VERY MANY BASKETS, DID YOU?
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BUT WE GOT THE SAME TROPHY
AS THE TURTLES.
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YEAH, SO WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?
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I'LL TELL YOU THE DIFFERENCE...
TABITHA.
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YOU DIDN'T EARN IT.
THEY JUST GAVE IT TO YOU.
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WITH ME,
YOU'RE GONNA EARN EVERYTHING.
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DAD?
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I MEAN, COACH?
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I THOUGHT WE WERE HERE
TO HAVE FUN
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AND TRY OUR BEST.
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WELL...
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MAYBE YOU CAN TRY YOUR BEST
AT RUNNING AROUND THE GYM!
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DO A LAP!
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GO! COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON.
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TRYING IS DYING.
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DOING IS EVERYTHING.
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MM-HMM. 'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW
NICE GIRLS FINISH...
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NICE?
NO.
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PRETTY!
NO.
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PONIES LIKE
ON MY GRANDPA'S FARM?
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THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE
ANY SENSE. I CAN'T DO THIS, JIM.
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EASY, COACH, EASY.
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CAN WE HAVE A TREAT NOW?
WHAT'S THAT?
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CAN WE HAVE A TREAT NOW?
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YOU KNOW WHAT, YUGOLINI?
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YOU BEEN GETTING ON MY NERVES
SINCE GIDDYAP.
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TAKE A LAP.
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AND TELL YOUR OLD MAN
TO PAY HIS DEBTS.
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(giggling)
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JAMI, WHAT ARE YOU
LAUGHING AT?
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YOU. YOU'RE FUNNY.
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I AM NOT FUNNY.
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I AM STERN AND INSPIRING.
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SAY, "YABBA-DABBA-DOO."
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YABBA-DABBA-DOO
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LET'S GO
TO THE FREE THROW LINE.
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COME ON. I WANNA SEE
SOME HUSTLE. HUSTLE!
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AND, GRACIE, WHY ARE YOU
NOT HUSTLING?
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COME ON, DAD.
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HERE?
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WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PRACTICE,
NOT THE GAME.
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WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PRACTICE.
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I MEAN, PRACTICE.
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NOT THE GAME
THAT I'D DIE FOR.
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I MEAN, WE'RE TALKING
ABOUT PRACTICE.
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NOW VISUALIZE
THE BALL GOING IN.
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GRACIE, BEND AT THE KNEES.
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FOLLOW THROUGH.
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KEEP YOUR WRIST
NICE AND LOOSE.
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YOU HAVE TO MAKE
FREE THROWS TO BE A WINNER.
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SHAQ DOESN'T MAKE FREE THROWS,
AND HE'S A WINNER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, JAMI?
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YOU'RE VERY CUTE.
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LET'S SEE HOW CUTE YOU ARE
AFTER FIVE LAPS!
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MOVE IT!
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GET HER, COACH, GET HER!
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COME ON, GRACIE.
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GRACIE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MY TEAM,
YOU GOTTA WORK HARD.
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RUBY.
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GOOD JOB.
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(whistle blows)
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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT
FOR PRACTICE. BALLS IN.
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LET'S GO.
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JERKS!
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
COME ON, COME ON.
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GET IN THE CENTER HERE.
LET'S GO. COME ON.
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COME ON.
NOW FORM A CIRCLE HERE.
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GOODY,
I LOVE PRAISE CIRCLE.
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WELL, I HATE IT.
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THIS IS GONNA BE CALLED
THE TRUTH CIRCLE.
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EACH ONE OF YOU ARE GONNA TELL
ONE OF YOUR TEAMMATES
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EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID WRONG.
RUBY, GO.
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GRACIE, YOU CAN'T MAKE
A FREE THROW TO SAVE YOUR LIFE.
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EXCELLENT.
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YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND.
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OKAY, LET'S KEEP THIS
ABOUT BASKETBALL.
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WHOA, NOT SO FAST.
LET'S HEAR THE DISH.
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(Jim) AH, GAME DAY.
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THAT IS A HUMMINGBIRD.
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YEAH, DECIDED TO SPRING
FOR NEW UNIFORMS.
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CAN WE GO NOW?
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I WANNA GET THERE EARLY
SO WE CAN PRACTICE FREE THROWS.
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OH!
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SHE WANTS TO PRACTICE
FREE THROWS.
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MM-HMM.
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DO YOU BELIEVE IT?
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I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
YOU SPRUNG FOR NEW UNIFORMS.
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GRACIE, COME ON! LET'S GO!
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WOW, YOU LOOK GREAT.
YOU LOOK SO TOUGH.
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COME ON. I WANNA SEE THOSE ARMS.
LET ME SEE THOSE ARMS.
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THAT'S IT. BUT... WHAT...
WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
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MY UNIFORM.
THAT'S NOT YOUR UNIFORM.
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00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,825
YEAH, I'M PLAYING
FOR THE LAMBCHOPS NOW.
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(clears throat)
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UH, HONEY, WHY?
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00:12:13,003 --> 00:12:17,767
BECAUSE THEY JUST
PLAY FOR FUN. OH!
229
00:12:17,768 --> 00:12:20,910
RUBY, SWEETIE, WHY DON'T YOU
GO WAIT IN THE CAR?
230
00:12:20,911 --> 00:12:22,912
UM, GRACIE, MAYBE YOU WANT
231
00:12:22,913 --> 00:12:25,815
TO TALK TO YOUR DAD
ABOUT SWITCHING TEAMS.
232
00:12:25,816 --> 00:12:27,316
YOU KNOW WHAT, CHERYL?
233
00:12:27,317 --> 00:12:31,220
THAT'D BE OKAY
IF I TALK TO THE ENEMY,
234
00:12:31,221 --> 00:12:33,923
BUT PHIL JACKSON,
MIKE DITKA AND ME...
235
00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:35,855
WE DON'T DO THAT.
236
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,857
WHY DON'T YOU TELL GRACIE
237
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,859
SHE SHOULD HEAD
TO THE REC CENTER?
238
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,791
'CAUSE IT'S A LONG WALK.
239
00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:44,133
IS THERE A PROBLEM?
240
00:12:44,134 --> 00:12:46,135
PROBLEM?
NO, IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
241
00:12:46,136 --> 00:12:48,868
YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY
ON MY TEAM, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
242
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,499
GO FIND YOURSELF
ANOTHER TEAM.
243
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,372
YEAH, KINDA ALREADY DID.
244
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,777
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
245
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,810
COME ON!
246
00:13:00,811 --> 00:13:02,551
YOUR DAUGHTER
JUST QUIT YOUR TEAM.
247
00:13:02,552 --> 00:13:05,815
NO, CHERYL, MY DAUGHTER CARRIES
A BASKETBALL AROUND WITH HER
248
00:13:05,816 --> 00:13:08,057
AND WANTS TO PRACTICE
ALL THE TIME.
249
00:13:08,058 --> 00:13:10,789
YOUR DAUGHTER
JUST QUIT MY TEAM.
250
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,962
HONEY...
NO, CHERYL, SHE QUIT!
251
00:13:12,963 --> 00:13:15,264
COME ON.
YOU KNOW GRACIE ACTS TOUGH,
252
00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:17,266
BUT SHE'S REALLY SENSITIVE.
253
00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:19,298
MAYBE SHE JUST NEEDS
SOME ATTENTION.
254
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,870
ATTENTION?
YEAH.
255
00:13:20,871 --> 00:13:23,903
COME ON. I YELLED AT HER TWICE
AS MUCH AS THE REST OF THE TEAM.
256
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:27,977
MAYBE SHE NEEDS
A DIFFERENT KIND OF ATTENTION.
257
00:13:27,978 --> 00:13:30,980
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
258
00:13:30,981 --> 00:13:33,482
AND YOU CAN GIVE HER
THAT ATTENTION
259
00:13:33,483 --> 00:13:36,146
WHILE YOU BOTH WALK
TO THE REC CENTER.
260
00:13:45,495 --> 00:13:48,898
WE ARE LIVE FROM
BUKINIK MUNICIPAL REC CENTER
261
00:13:48,899 --> 00:13:50,900
FOR THIS TITANIC CLASH
262
00:13:50,901 --> 00:13:54,103
BETWEEN THE LAMBCHOPS
AND THE HUMMINGBIRDS.
263
00:13:54,104 --> 00:13:56,835
IT'S A FRENZIED CROWD
OF ABOUT...
264
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,108
15.
265
00:13:59,109 --> 00:14:02,841
THIS PRE-GAME SHOW IS
BROUGHT TO YOU BY KARMELKORN.
266
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,543
IF YOU CAN FIND
A BETTER-TASTING
267
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,877
CANDY-COATED VEGETABLE,
EAT IT.
268
00:14:09,479 --> 00:14:12,151
NOW GRACIE IS PLAYING
FOR THE LAMBCHOPS,
269
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:14,853
SO I NEED TO FIND A WAY
TO ROOT FOR BOTH TEAMS AT ONCE.
270
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,356
THERE AREN'T
15 PEOPLE HERE.
271
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,558
DID HE COUNT ME TWICE
BECAUSE I'M FAT?
272
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,160
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
273
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:23,192
PLEASE WELCOME THE LAMBCHOPS...
274
00:14:23,193 --> 00:14:25,895
(cheering)
275
00:14:25,896 --> 00:14:28,898
AND THE HUMMINGBIRDS.
276
00:14:28,899 --> 00:14:33,903
(ominous music playing)
277
00:14:33,904 --> 00:14:38,607
GO... BOTH TEAMS EQUALLY!
278
00:14:38,608 --> 00:14:41,880
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP NOW.
279
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,014
NOW THERE'S TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE
OUT IN THE WORLD...
280
00:14:45,015 --> 00:14:47,016
WINNERS AND LOSERS...
281
00:14:47,017 --> 00:14:48,257
AND WHAT ARE WE?
282
00:14:48,258 --> 00:14:50,519
(girls) HUMMINGBIRDS!
283
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:55,224
I WAS LOOKING FOR "WINNERS,"
BUT THAT'LL DO.
284
00:14:55,225 --> 00:14:57,927
NOW I WANT YOU
TO GET OUT THERE,
285
00:14:57,928 --> 00:15:00,669
AND I WANT YOU
TO KICK... SOME... BUTTS!
286
00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:02,201
GO!
287
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,033
BUTT, BUTT,
KICK SOME BUTT.
288
00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:05,634
BUTT, BUTT,
KICK SOME BUTT.
289
00:15:05,635 --> 00:15:07,176
(Andy)
HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO!
290
00:15:07,177 --> 00:15:09,608
THE TEAMS HEAD OUT
FOR THE OPENING TIP-OFF.
291
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:12,011
HAVE A GOOD GAME, GRACIE.
292
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,612
THANKS.
293
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:15,214
(Andy) HO, HO, HO!
294
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:18,017
FOR THOSE OF YOU
WHO DON'T SPEAK SUBTEXT,
295
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,049
COACH JIM
JUST CALLED GRACIE OUT.
296
00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:21,951
HER RESPONSE?
"IT'S GO TIME, OLD MAN."
297
00:15:21,952 --> 00:15:24,954
(Jim) COME ON, COME ON,
LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
298
00:15:24,955 --> 00:15:28,097
PASS THAT BALL,
PASS THAT BALL.
299
00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:31,330
(shouting and cheering)
300
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,003
WAY TO GO, WAY TO GO,
WAY TO GO!
301
00:15:34,004 --> 00:15:36,465
NO, NO, NO! JAMI, WRONG BASKET,
WRONG BASKET!
302
00:15:36,466 --> 00:15:38,207
TURN AROUND, JAMI,
TURN AROUND!
303
00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,139
COME ON! COME ON, GIRL!
COME ON!
304
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,711
COME ON, GIRL!
305
00:15:43,573 --> 00:15:45,074
TABITHA, TABITHA!
306
00:15:45,075 --> 00:15:48,077
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH
THE LIP GLOSS? THE LIP GLOSS!
307
00:15:48,078 --> 00:15:51,080
OKAY, NOW IT LOOKS JUST WEIRD.
308
00:15:51,081 --> 00:15:54,683
COME ON. EVEN IT OUT.
NOW THE BOTTOM LIP.
309
00:15:54,684 --> 00:15:57,127
THE BOTTOM LIP!
310
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:04,393
TAKE THE BALL DOWN, JAMI!
GRAB THE BALL! GO!
311
00:16:04,394 --> 00:16:06,265
ATTACK THE BALL!
312
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,667
BUT BE POLITE!
313
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,968
(whistle blows)
(referee) FOUL ONE.
314
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,002
OH, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THAT WAS OUR BALL!
315
00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:15,104
COME ON. THEY'RE 10 YEARS OLD!
LET 'EM PLAY.
316
00:16:15,105 --> 00:16:17,246
LET 'EM PLAY! AH, COME ON!
317
00:16:17,247 --> 00:16:20,109
COME ON! WHAT ARE...
(muttering)
318
00:16:20,110 --> 00:16:21,410
THAT'S RIDIC...
319
00:16:21,411 --> 00:16:23,413
UHH!
320
00:16:26,156 --> 00:16:28,087
COME ON, COME ON.
321
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,619
HEY, HEY, HEY!
DID SOMEBODY DROP SOMETHING?
322
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:34,193
OH, A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET.
RUBY, GO. TAKE THAT BALL DOWN.
323
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:38,367
BUT THAT MIGHT BE MY BRACELET.
IT'S A LIFESAVER ON A RUBBER BAND. GO!
324
00:16:38,368 --> 00:16:40,270
COME ON, COME ON.
325
00:16:44,034 --> 00:16:47,037
YES! YES! THAT'S WINNING
BASKETBALL! (whistle blows)
326
00:16:52,042 --> 00:16:55,314
AND WITH TIME RUNNING OUT,
THE SCORE REMAINS TIED.
327
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:58,047
GRACIE BRINGS THE BALL
UP THE COURT.
328
00:16:58,048 --> 00:17:00,049
SHE DRIVES TO THE HOOP...
329
00:17:00,050 --> 00:17:01,450
(whistle blows, buzzer)
330
00:17:01,451 --> 00:17:04,022
OH! SHE DRAWS A FOUL
WITH NO TIME LEFT.
331
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,324
RUBY FOULS HER SISTER,
332
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:09,358
SENDING HER TO THE LINE
WITH A CHANCE TO WIN IT.
333
00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:11,200
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
334
00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:13,702
IF THEY MAKE A FREE THROW,
THEY WIN THE GAME.
335
00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:15,704
I DID IT ON PURPOSE.
WHY?
336
00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:18,207
GRACIE STINKS
AT FREE THROWS.
337
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,239
WE'RE ALL THINKING IT.
I'LL SAY IT.
338
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,272
THAT'S POOR COACHING.
339
00:17:23,273 --> 00:17:25,043
FOR... FOR THE LAMBCHOPS,
OF COURSE.
340
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,317
WHO CALLED TIME-OUT?
341
00:17:28,318 --> 00:17:31,049
THIS RECAP BROUGHT TO YOU
BY POTATO CHIPS.
342
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,321
EVEN THE LITTLE DUST
343
00:17:32,322 --> 00:17:34,283
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG
TASTES GOOD.
344
00:17:34,284 --> 00:17:35,824
HEY, COACH?
YEAH.
345
00:17:35,825 --> 00:17:37,426
I JUST WANTED TO POINT OUT
THAT THE TEAM
346
00:17:37,427 --> 00:17:39,728
THAT WORKS HARD AND HAS
DISCIPLINE HAS 18 POINTS,
347
00:17:39,729 --> 00:17:43,262
AND THE TEAM THAT HAS FUN
HAS 18 POINTS.
348
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:48,097
THE GAME'S NOT OVER,
BLONDIE.
349
00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:49,198
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
350
00:17:49,199 --> 00:17:53,102
DISCIPLINE ALWAYS PAYS OFF
AT CRUNCH TIME.
351
00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:55,605
DOES CRUNCH TIME MEAN
WE GET PEANUT BRITTLE?
352
00:17:58,748 --> 00:18:01,251
TAKE A LAP?
353
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,085
DON'T WORRY, DAD. THIS IS
GRACIE'S WORST NIGHTMARE.
354
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,088
SHE SAID SHE'D NEVER, EVER
WANT TO SHOOT FREE THROWS
355
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,691
WITH THE GAME ON THE LINE
AND YOU WATCHING.
356
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:15,594
OF COURSE NOT. SHE JUST...
357
00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,095
WITH ME WATCHING?
358
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,228
(whistle blows)
359
00:18:19,229 --> 00:18:21,600
SOUNDS LIKE
GRACIE'S WORST NIGHTMARE
360
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,102
IS DISAPPOINTING HER FATHER.
361
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:28,277
(Andy) GRACIE, ALL ALONE...
362
00:18:28,278 --> 00:18:32,142
WITH TWO SHOTS AND A CHANCE
TO WIN IT FOR THE LAMBCHOPS.
363
00:18:37,587 --> 00:18:40,150
COME ON, BABY.
364
00:18:43,853 --> 00:18:45,554
♪ AIR BALL ♪
EVERYBODY!
365
00:18:45,555 --> 00:18:47,756
♪ AIR BALL... ♪
366
00:18:47,757 --> 00:18:51,260
JERK!
367
00:18:51,261 --> 00:18:52,902
NO... GIVE IT BACK.
368
00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:55,835
OH.
369
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,446
TIME-OUT! (blows whistle)
370
00:19:08,618 --> 00:19:10,319
GRACIE, COME HERE.
371
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,252
WHAT?
372
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,155
NOW LISTEN, GRACIE.
373
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,788
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
AS YOUR DADDY,
374
00:19:19,789 --> 00:19:22,561
NOT AS A BASKETBALL COACH.
375
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:25,234
DOESN'T MATTER TO ME
376
00:19:25,235 --> 00:19:28,337
IF YOU MAKE THIS SHOT
OR MISS IT.
377
00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:30,839
OKAY?
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
378
00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,901
THAT YOU'RE A GREAT KID,
379
00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:35,704
THIS IS
JUST A BASKETBALL GAME
380
00:19:35,705 --> 00:19:39,278
AND THAT I LOVE YOU
VERY MUCH.
381
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:43,352
SO JUST HAVE FUN...
382
00:19:43,353 --> 00:19:44,954
AND TRY HARD.
383
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,195
(basketball bouncing)
384
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:00,229
(Andy) GRACIE GETS SET
FOR HER SECOND SHOT.
385
00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:04,374
SHE COULD PROBABLY USE
SOME SILENCE RIGHT NOW.
386
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,382
(cheering)
387
00:20:13,383 --> 00:20:17,287
LAMBCHOPS WIN! HOLY COW!
388
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:25,394
HOW'S THAT TASTE, LOSER?
389
00:20:25,395 --> 00:20:27,457
NEVER BEEN PROUDER.
390
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,701
GO ON. ENJOY YOUR WIN.
391
00:20:32,702 --> 00:20:34,403
(sighs) ALL RIGHT.
392
00:20:34,404 --> 00:20:37,266
YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS A LESSON TO ALL OF US.
393
00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:40,269
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT LESSON IS?
I'VE BEEN TOO EASY ON YA.
394
00:20:40,270 --> 00:20:42,271
COME ON, LAPS!
FIVE LAPS, LET'S GO.
395
00:20:42,272 --> 00:20:46,275
SHAKE THAT THING. SHAKE IT,
SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT!
396
00:20:46,276 --> 00:20:51,580
AND, REF, YOU TAKE A LAP, TOO.
YOU SUCKED TODAY.
397
00:20:51,581 --> 00:20:54,983
SORRY YOU DIDN'T WIN,
COACH.
398
00:20:54,984 --> 00:20:57,986
DON'T WORRY.
399
00:20:57,987 --> 00:21:00,360
I WON.
400
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,264
COME ON.
YOU RUN A LAP, TOO.
401
00:21:06,636 --> 00:21:08,637
HEY. NICE JOB
ON THE PLAY-BY-PLAY.
402
00:21:08,638 --> 00:21:11,770
OH, THANKS. YOU DIDN'T MIND
ALL THE FOOD REFERENCES?
403
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,942
'CAUSE SEE,
THAT WAS MY WAY OF SAYING
404
00:21:13,943 --> 00:21:15,003
HOW GIGANTIC YOU'VE GOTTEN.
405
00:21:15,004 --> 00:21:18,307
AH. NO, I THOUGHT
IT WAS FUNNY.
406
00:21:18,308 --> 00:21:21,049
YEAH. (laughs)
407
00:21:21,050 --> 00:21:22,951
JOIN US
FOR OUR POSTGAME SHOW,
408
00:21:22,952 --> 00:21:25,915
BROUGHT TO YOU
BY MY FAT-ASS SISTER.
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