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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,033 --> 00:00:05,476 (TV playing) 2 00:00:08,139 --> 00:00:10,141 OH! 3 00:00:12,113 --> 00:00:15,515 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE DEAL, DOC? 4 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:18,048 THIS IS MY THIRD BEER, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A SIP. 5 00:00:18,049 --> 00:00:20,620 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOTHING, JIM, REALLY. 6 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,522 IT'S JUST, WITH THE BABY COMING, I'M FEELING A LITTLE... 7 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,694 YOU KNOW... I'M TOTALLY FREAKING OUT, IS WHAT I'M... 8 00:00:24,695 --> 00:00:27,057 OKAY, OKAY. JUST RELAX, DOC. 9 00:00:27,058 --> 00:00:30,130 LOOK, ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS ONE THING... THE SWADDLE. 10 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:33,463 THE SWADDLE? YEAH, AS SOON AS THE BABY STARTS CRYING, 11 00:00:33,464 --> 00:00:36,366 YOU WRAP 'EM UP REAL TIGHT IN THEIR BLANKET, 12 00:00:36,367 --> 00:00:38,368 AND EVERYTHING'S FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT? 13 00:00:38,369 --> 00:00:42,041 I'D SHOW YOU IF I HAD A BABY AND SOMETHING TO WRAP HIM IN. 14 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:45,345 HEY, GUYS. GUESS WHO JUST GOT BACK FROM THE WHITE SALE? 15 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:49,080 WITH THESE SHEETS, I'M GONNA SLEEP LIKE A BABY. 16 00:00:52,123 --> 00:00:54,384 UGH! 17 00:00:54,385 --> 00:00:58,088 ALL RIGHT, THE KEY IS TO RESTRAIN THE LITTLE BUGGER... 18 00:00:58,089 --> 00:01:00,059 BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA FIGHT YOU. 19 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:04,234 OW. AAH, STOP IT! I HATE THIS. 20 00:01:04,235 --> 00:01:07,137 OH, I FEEL SO SAFE. 21 00:01:07,138 --> 00:01:10,340 THAT'S AMAZING. YEAH, AND IF THEY START CRYING, 22 00:01:10,341 --> 00:01:13,103 YOU JUST STICK A BOTTLE IN THEIR MOUTH. 23 00:01:13,104 --> 00:01:15,405 OKAY, HEY, MY FEET JUST FELL ASLEEP, HUH? 24 00:01:15,406 --> 00:01:19,149 YOU GOTTA GET ME OUTTA HERE, JIM, I... 25 00:01:19,150 --> 00:01:22,212 YOU'RE A NATURAL, DOC. 26 00:01:22,213 --> 00:01:25,216 ♪♪♪ 27 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:35,365 WHAT, CHILDREN? 28 00:01:35,366 --> 00:01:37,197 WE'RE BORED. 29 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:43,703 WELL, I AM VERY, VERY, VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW. 30 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:46,776 HEY, KIDS, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE AND I WOULD GET BORED, 31 00:01:46,777 --> 00:01:49,279 YOU KNOW WHAT I USED TO DO? 32 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:51,382 I'D MAKE MY OWN FRIENDS... 33 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:56,115 OUT OF FELT... 34 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,788 OR I'D TAKE A SOCK... YAWN. 35 00:01:58,789 --> 00:02:01,391 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 36 00:02:01,392 --> 00:02:03,853 WE'LL PLAY HIDE AND GO SEEK, ALL RIGHT? 37 00:02:03,854 --> 00:02:07,197 ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS GO HIDE, AND I'LL COUNT TO 20... 38 00:02:07,198 --> 00:02:09,629 THOUSAND. OH. 39 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:13,264 HEY, EVERYBODY, IT'S MR. PICKLES. 40 00:02:15,366 --> 00:02:18,808 HEY, MR. PICKLES, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK? 41 00:02:18,809 --> 00:02:22,712 (high-pitched voice) OH, PUT A SOCK IN IT! 42 00:02:22,713 --> 00:02:24,644 (normal voice) SOCK, GET IT? 43 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,248 MR. PICKLES, YOU'RE A SCAMP. 44 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:32,782 I'M NOT BEING SELFISH. I'M TRYING TO BE PROFESSIONAL. 45 00:02:32,783 --> 00:02:34,654 I'M DONE TALKING TO YOU ABOUT THIS. 46 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,656 HI. WE CAME HERE FOR AN IMPARTIAL OPINION. 47 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,728 CHERYL, TELL RYAN HE'S AN ASS. 48 00:02:38,729 --> 00:02:40,390 OH, RYAN, WHAT DID YOU DO? 49 00:02:40,391 --> 00:02:43,393 I AGREED TO DELIVER A BABY, JUST LIKE I DO EVERY DAY. 50 00:02:43,394 --> 00:02:45,635 IN AFRICA, WITH ME DAYS AWAY FROM HAVING HIS CHILD. 51 00:02:45,636 --> 00:02:48,568 YOU'RE NOT DUE FOR FIVE WEEKS. I'M GONNA BE BACK IN TWO. 52 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:51,571 WELL, RYAN, SHE IS YOUR WIFE, AND IT IS YOUR FIRST CHILD. 53 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:55,345 HE WOULDN'T EVEN BE CONSIDERING THIS IF IT WASN'T A CELEBRITY. 54 00:02:55,346 --> 00:02:57,247 A CELEBRITY? OH, MY GOD, WHO? 55 00:02:57,248 --> 00:03:01,851 IT'S ANINA HARPER. (gasps) ANINA HARPER. 56 00:03:01,852 --> 00:03:05,385 I LOVE HER. YOU KNOW, SHE SINGS, SHE DANCES, 57 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:08,388 AND SHE HAS A LINE OF GLUTEN-FREE PASTA. 58 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:12,522 SHE ALSO GETS $10 MILLION A PICTURE TO TAKE OFF HER SHIRT. 59 00:03:12,523 --> 00:03:15,225 (high-pitched voice) HOTCHIE MOTCHIE! 60 00:03:15,226 --> 00:03:17,227 AND WITH ALL THAT MONEY, 61 00:03:17,228 --> 00:03:19,669 SHE DOES A LOT OF CHARITY WORK IN AFRICA. 62 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:22,502 THAT'S WHY SHE WANTS TO HAVE HER BABY IN DJIBOUTI. 63 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:26,736 UH, DOC, I THINK THAT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. 64 00:03:26,737 --> 00:03:29,739 OH. LOOK, JIM, DJIBOUTI IS A COUNTRY IN AFRICA. 65 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:33,613 YEAH, SURE IT IS. IT'S JUST NORTH OF DJI-LEGS. 66 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,615 I DON'T WANT HIM TO GO THERE. 67 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:38,248 DOC, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. 68 00:03:38,249 --> 00:03:41,220 WOMEN HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAD TOWARD DJIBOUTI. 69 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,253 YOU KNOW, THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU, RYAN. 70 00:03:43,254 --> 00:03:45,255 IT REALLY IS. YOU SHOULD PAY ATTENTION. 71 00:03:45,256 --> 00:03:47,597 I MEAN, DELIVERING A CELEBRITY'S BABY IS GONNA BE GREAT 72 00:03:47,598 --> 00:03:50,300 FOR YOUR PRACTICE. YEAH, BUT HE'S GONNA MISS THE BIRTH OF HIS CHILD. 73 00:03:50,301 --> 00:03:52,231 WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL, DANA? 74 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:55,265 I MEAN, I MISSED THE BIRTH OF MY TWO CHILDREN. THREE. 75 00:03:55,266 --> 00:03:58,268 THREE. LOOK, A JOB CAME UP. 76 00:03:58,269 --> 00:04:00,570 IT WAS VERY IMPORTANT FOR ME TO DO IT AND EARN A LIVING. 77 00:04:00,571 --> 00:04:03,513 THAT'S WHAT MEN DO FOR THEIR FAMILIES... THEY EARN A LIVING. 78 00:04:03,514 --> 00:04:06,546 SEE, BABE, LOOK. YOUR IMPARTIAL AUDIENCE IS AGREEING WITH ME. 79 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:08,618 RYAN, WHY DON'T YOU JUST ADMIT IT? 80 00:04:08,619 --> 00:04:10,950 YOUR JOB IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN I AM. THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING. 81 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,582 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE'S SAYING. 82 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:14,654 HIS JOB IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU ARE. 83 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:16,656 JIM, IF THIS WASN'T ABOUT A CELEBRITY, 84 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:19,389 I'D BE REALLY UPSET WITH YOU RIGHT NOW. 85 00:04:19,390 --> 00:04:21,391 RYAN'S WORK IS HIS HIGHER PURPOSE. 86 00:04:21,392 --> 00:04:23,393 A WOMAN SHOULD NEVER STAND 87 00:04:23,394 --> 00:04:26,366 BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS HIGHER PURPOSE. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, DANA? 88 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:28,798 IF YOU REALLY DON'T WANT ME TO GO, JUST GIVE ME THE WORD. 89 00:04:28,799 --> 00:04:30,940 YEAH, YEAH, JUST LET HIM WALK AWAY 90 00:04:30,941 --> 00:04:32,942 FROM THE BIGGEST CAREER OPPORTUNITY OF HIS LIFE. 91 00:04:32,943 --> 00:04:34,604 BECAUSE YOU KNOW, DANA, 92 00:04:34,605 --> 00:04:36,646 RESENTMENT IS THE VERY FOUNDATION 93 00:04:36,647 --> 00:04:38,648 OF A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP. 94 00:04:38,649 --> 00:04:40,279 ALL RIGHT, I'M... 95 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,282 IF YOU'RE SURE THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE BACK IN TIME. 96 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,316 I'LL BE BACK. I GUESS YOU... YOU CAN GO. 97 00:04:46,317 --> 00:04:48,919 MR. PICKLES, WHO'S IN CHARGE OF DJIBOUTI? 98 00:04:50,661 --> 00:04:53,323 (high-pitched voice) I THINK IT'S A SHAKE... 99 00:04:53,324 --> 00:04:54,795 SHAKE DJIBOUTI. 100 00:05:03,474 --> 00:05:06,476 THIS IS THE THIRD GIFT BASKET I'VE GOTTEN 101 00:05:06,477 --> 00:05:08,478 FROM ANINA IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS. 102 00:05:08,479 --> 00:05:10,840 OH. IT'S GETTING REALLY HARD TO HATE HER. 103 00:05:10,841 --> 00:05:14,685 "DEAR DANA..." SHE KNOWS YOUR NAME! 104 00:05:16,587 --> 00:05:19,489 "THANK YOU FOR ALLOWING YOUR HUSBAND TO JOIN ME IN AFRICA. 105 00:05:19,490 --> 00:05:21,351 "WILL CALL ATTENTION... BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 106 00:05:21,352 --> 00:05:23,353 "ORPHANS... BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 107 00:05:23,354 --> 00:05:25,355 "HUMAN SUFFERING"... 108 00:05:25,356 --> 00:05:28,327 (gasps) OH, MY GOD, SHE SENT PASTA! 109 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,400 HEY. HEY, WHERE ARE THE KIDS? 110 00:05:30,401 --> 00:05:33,363 OH, WE'RE PLAYING HIDE-AND-GO-SEEK AGAIN. 111 00:05:33,364 --> 00:05:36,606 UGH. WANNA SEE IF THEY'RE HIDING AT THE CUBS GAME. 112 00:05:36,607 --> 00:05:39,369 QUICK, TURN ON THE NEWS. ANINA HARPER JUST HAD HER BABY. 113 00:05:39,370 --> 00:05:41,371 OH, MY GOD! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 114 00:05:41,372 --> 00:05:44,414 I GUESS THAT MAKES DJIBOUTI ABOUT 8 POUNDS HEAVIER. OH. 115 00:05:44,415 --> 00:05:46,616 OH, THERE'S RYAN. TURN IT UP, TURN IT UP. 116 00:05:46,617 --> 00:05:48,347 UH, I'M HAPPY TO REPORT 117 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,349 THAT EVERYTHING WENT ACCORDING TO PLAN, 118 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,522 AND MOTHER AND CHILD ARE DOING VERY WELL. (all cheer) 119 00:05:52,523 --> 00:05:55,485 BEFORE I GO, I'D LIKE TO THANK SOMEONE VERY SPECIAL 120 00:05:55,486 --> 00:05:58,628 FOR ALLOWING ME TO MAKE THIS TRIP. 121 00:05:58,629 --> 00:06:01,461 I LOVE YOU. I REALLY DO. 122 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:03,394 I LOVE YOU, TOO, MAN. 123 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:08,698 I THINK HE MEANT ME. 124 00:06:08,699 --> 00:06:11,401 OH, THE WOMAN THAT WANTED TO SQUASH HIS CAREER? 125 00:06:11,402 --> 00:06:12,772 I DON'T THINK SO. 126 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:15,775 I'M THE ONE WHO PUT MR. PICKLES IN HIS LUGGAGE 127 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,548 TO MAKE HIM SMILE. 128 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,782 HE MEANT ME. I'M HIS WIFE. 129 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:26,556 IT DOESN'T MATTER. THIS IS ALL HAPPENING BECAUSE OF ME. 130 00:06:26,557 --> 00:06:28,117 THE BOOMING BUSINESS... ME. 131 00:06:28,118 --> 00:06:30,420 THE INTERNATIONAL ATTENTION... ME. 132 00:06:30,421 --> 00:06:31,991 THE FREE PASTA... ME. 133 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,724 ALL ME. ME! 134 00:06:34,725 --> 00:06:37,567 (man) WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR BREAKING NEWS. 135 00:06:37,568 --> 00:06:40,501 CIVIL WAR HAS ERUPTED IN DJIBOUTI. 136 00:06:43,574 --> 00:06:47,437 WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME? 137 00:06:47,438 --> 00:06:48,738 OH, MY GOD. 138 00:06:48,739 --> 00:06:51,410 OH, DANA, HONEY, HE'S GONNA BE FINE. 139 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,913 HE'S WITH A CELEBRITY. 140 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,145 APPARENTLY, ACTRESS ANINA HARPER AND HER BABY 141 00:06:56,146 --> 00:06:58,718 WERE ABLE TO ESCAPE IN A PRIVATE PLANE 142 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,920 BEFORE THE FIGHTING STARTED... (all cheer) 143 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,793 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, NOT ALL OF MS. HARPER'S ENTOURAGE ESCAPED. 144 00:07:03,794 --> 00:07:05,154 (all) OH... 145 00:07:05,155 --> 00:07:07,927 HOWEVER, HER MEDICAL TEAM WAS ON THE PLANE... 146 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,099 (all cheer) (Jim) ALL RIGHT. 147 00:07:10,100 --> 00:07:12,932 BUT NOT HER OBSTETRICIAN, DR. RYAN GIBSON. 148 00:07:12,933 --> 00:07:13,933 OH. 149 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,104 HOLD ON. 150 00:07:15,105 --> 00:07:17,006 THERE'S ONE MORE PIECE OF NEWS... 151 00:07:17,007 --> 00:07:18,568 A SECOND SOURCE NOW CONFIRMS 152 00:07:18,569 --> 00:07:20,910 THAT DR. GIBSON WAS DEFINITELY NOT ON THE PLANE. 153 00:07:20,911 --> 00:07:24,013 HEY, HEY! 154 00:07:24,014 --> 00:07:28,118 SORRY, I LOST TRACK. 155 00:07:33,724 --> 00:07:35,925 HEY, YOU GUYS. 156 00:07:35,926 --> 00:07:37,957 WE GOT A VIDEO E-MAIL MESSAGE FROM RYAN. 157 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,560 OH. 158 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:43,663 HEY, I JUST WANNA LET YOU GUYS KNOW THAT EVERYTHING'S FINE. 159 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:46,496 WE'VE GOT MILITARY PROTECTION, PLENTY OF FOOD AND WATER, 160 00:07:46,497 --> 00:07:49,599 AND ON THURSDAYS THEY'VE GOT DUNG BEETLE RACES. 161 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,240 HE BETTER BE CAREFUL. 162 00:07:51,241 --> 00:07:53,543 THAT'S AN EASY WAY TO LOSE 10 GRAND. 163 00:07:53,544 --> 00:07:55,645 SO DON'T WORRY, SWEETIE. I'M DOING FINE. 164 00:07:55,646 --> 00:07:58,548 (man speaks African language) GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! 165 00:07:58,549 --> 00:08:01,611 I'M SORT OF IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING HERE. 166 00:08:01,612 --> 00:08:04,654 LOOK, I'LL BE AT HOME AS SOON AS I CAN, AND I LOVE YOU. 167 00:08:04,655 --> 00:08:07,116 OH, I LOVE YOU, TOO, MAN. 168 00:08:07,117 --> 00:08:09,789 HE WAS TALKING TO ME! 169 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,021 WELL, THE IMPORTANT THING IS HE'S FINE, 170 00:08:12,022 --> 00:08:14,023 AND EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 171 00:08:14,024 --> 00:08:16,225 NO, EVERYTHING IS NOT GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 172 00:08:16,226 --> 00:08:17,897 I AM EIGHT AND A HALF MONTHS PREGNANT, 173 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:20,199 AND MY HUSBAND IS TRAPPED IN A WAR ZONE! 174 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,672 DANA, DANA, I KNOW YOU'RE VERY UPSET... UGH! 175 00:08:22,673 --> 00:08:24,674 AND FRANKLY, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 176 00:08:24,675 --> 00:08:26,536 NO, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. WHAT, WHAT? 177 00:08:26,537 --> 00:08:29,178 I TOLD RYAN TO FOLLOW HIS HIGHER PURPOSE, 178 00:08:29,179 --> 00:08:31,140 AND THINGS GOT SCREWED UP, 179 00:08:31,141 --> 00:08:34,644 AND NOW IT'S MY TURN TO STEP UP AND FOLLOW MY HIGHER PURPOSE. 180 00:08:34,645 --> 00:08:37,216 JIM, THIS IS NO TIME TO GO BOWLING. 181 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,848 NO. 182 00:08:38,849 --> 00:08:42,722 MY HIGHER PURPOSE IS TAKING CARE OF THIS FAMILY, 183 00:08:42,723 --> 00:08:44,724 AND THAT INCLUDES YOU, TOO, DANA, 184 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,726 'CAUSE YOU'RE PRACTICALLY FAMILY. 185 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:49,629 FAMILY? PLEASE. I ONCE WAITED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD 186 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,901 FOR TWO HOURS FOR YOU, AND YOU NEVER CAME. 187 00:08:51,902 --> 00:08:54,734 BUT YOU LEARNED HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE. 188 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:57,607 I GAVE YOU A GIFT. UGH. 189 00:08:57,608 --> 00:08:59,609 YOU KNOW WHAT, JIM? THIS IS SERIOUS. 190 00:08:59,610 --> 00:09:02,311 DON'T PROMISE ANYTHING YOU'RE NOT GONNA FOLLOW THROUGH ON. 191 00:09:02,312 --> 00:09:04,313 HEY, LOOKIT. THIS IS CRUNCH TIME, 192 00:09:04,314 --> 00:09:06,916 AND WHEN IT'S CRUNCH TIME, I FOLLOW THROUGH. 193 00:09:06,917 --> 00:09:09,849 DANA, WHILE RYAN IS AWAY, 194 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,922 I WANT YOU TO MOVE IN HERE WITH US. 195 00:09:12,923 --> 00:09:15,685 WHAT'S THE CATCH? YOU GONNA SELL MY BABY? 196 00:09:15,686 --> 00:09:17,787 NO, NO CATCH. 197 00:09:17,788 --> 00:09:21,831 WOW. I'M IMPRESSED. I MEAN, THIS REALLY ISN'T LIKE YOU. 198 00:09:21,832 --> 00:09:26,767 CHERYL, HEROES AREN'T BORN. THEY'RE CORNERED. 199 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:33,042 THANK YOU, JIM. I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 200 00:09:33,043 --> 00:09:35,705 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING. 201 00:09:35,706 --> 00:09:37,707 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO HOME, 202 00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:40,279 PACK UP YOUR PRETTY LITTLE THINGS AND HAUL THEM OVER HERE. 203 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,281 AND MAYBE ON THE WAY OVER, 204 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,684 PICK UP SOME DINNER FOR THE REST OF US. 205 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:48,287 HEY, UH, STEVIE B's HAS FRIED CHICKEN NOW. THAT'S DOWNTOWN. 206 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,789 ALL RIGHT, WELL, THEN YOU BETTER HURRY UP, 207 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:52,763 'CAUSE IT GETS VERY DANGEROUS AFTER DARK. 208 00:09:55,325 --> 00:09:57,366 HEY, JIM? YEAH. 209 00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:59,799 DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE ALMOST 800,000 PEOPLE 210 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:03,032 LIVING IN DJIBOUTI? 211 00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:04,934 HEY, LOOK AT THIS. 212 00:10:04,935 --> 00:10:07,336 YOU KNOW WHAT DJIBOUTI'S LEADING EXPORT IS? 213 00:10:07,337 --> 00:10:09,840 NATURAL GAS. 214 00:10:13,343 --> 00:10:16,145 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. WE KNOW THIS IS TOUGH. 215 00:10:16,146 --> 00:10:18,648 WE'RE JUST TRYING TO LIGHTEN IT UP A LITTLE BIT. 216 00:10:18,649 --> 00:10:20,650 WELL, DON'T. IT'S NOT FUNNY. 217 00:10:20,651 --> 00:10:24,154 MY HUSBAND'S STUCK IN DJIBOUTI, AND HE CAN'T GET OUT. 218 00:10:25,696 --> 00:10:27,797 STOP IT! 219 00:10:27,798 --> 00:10:29,959 THERE IS A CIVIL WAR GOING ON. 220 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,702 DJIBOUTI COULD BE SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE. 221 00:10:32,703 --> 00:10:34,935 (both laughing) 222 00:10:40,210 --> 00:10:43,713 ALL RIGHT, THAT ONE... THAT ONE WAS A LITTLE FUNNY. 223 00:10:43,714 --> 00:10:46,816 HEY, JIM, ARE YOU READY TO GO TO THE BABY STORE? 224 00:10:46,817 --> 00:10:48,718 UH, NO, I'LL JUST STICK AROUND HERE 225 00:10:48,719 --> 00:10:50,179 AND BUILD THE CRIB FOR DANA. I'LL GO. 226 00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:52,782 WHY WOULD YOU WANNA GO TO THE BABY STORE? 227 00:10:52,783 --> 00:10:55,855 HELLO, PLUS-SIZED HOTTIES. 228 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,827 ANDY, THEY'RE ALL PREGNANT. 229 00:10:57,828 --> 00:10:59,829 HA, MY KIND OF LADIES. 230 00:10:59,830 --> 00:11:02,863 CAN'T GET KNOCKED UP 'CAUSE THEY ALREADY ARE. OH. 231 00:11:04,795 --> 00:11:07,396 HEY, THANKS FOR STICKING AROUND. 232 00:11:07,397 --> 00:11:09,298 MM, MM, NO PROBLEM. 233 00:11:09,299 --> 00:11:11,400 NO PROBLEM AT ALL. HERE. 234 00:11:11,401 --> 00:11:13,402 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THIS. (bell jingles) 235 00:11:13,403 --> 00:11:16,405 OH! I WANT YOU TO RING THAT BELL WHEN YOU NEED SOMETHING, 236 00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:19,809 AND I'LL COME BACK IN, AND I'LL GIVE YOU WHATEVER YOU NEED. 237 00:11:19,810 --> 00:11:21,110 OH, THANK YOU. 238 00:11:21,111 --> 00:11:22,812 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 239 00:11:22,813 --> 00:11:25,715 (bell jingles) 240 00:11:25,716 --> 00:11:27,456 YES? 241 00:11:27,457 --> 00:11:30,760 OH, I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU COULD HEAR IT. 242 00:11:30,761 --> 00:11:33,823 I CAN HEAR IT. OKAY. 243 00:11:33,824 --> 00:11:35,966 BUILDING A CRIB. 244 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:42,071 (bell jingles) 245 00:11:42,072 --> 00:11:45,975 I CAN STILL HEAR IT. 246 00:11:45,976 --> 00:11:47,977 ACTUALLY, I WAS KIND OF THIRSTY. 247 00:11:47,978 --> 00:11:49,809 WOULD YOU MIND GETTING ME A SODA? 248 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,811 ABSOLUTELY. OH, THANK YOU. 249 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:55,714 I CAN DO THAT, YOUNG DANA, ABSOLUTELY. 250 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,486 HERE YOU GO. 251 00:11:57,487 --> 00:11:58,988 OH, THANK YOU. 252 00:11:58,989 --> 00:12:00,389 YOU'RE WELCOME. 253 00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:03,392 NOW IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU 254 00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:05,224 WHILE I'M STILL HERE? 255 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,126 NOPE, I'M GOOD. 256 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:09,129 OKAY. 257 00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:18,237 (bell jingles) 258 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:21,240 I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU ALREADY HAD IT! AAH! 259 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,812 WHAT? WHAT IS IT?! 260 00:12:22,813 --> 00:12:25,174 I'M LONELY... OH. 261 00:12:25,175 --> 00:12:27,817 AND SAD. 262 00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:29,819 WELL, YOU BETTER PICK ONE OF 'EM, 263 00:12:29,820 --> 00:12:32,251 'CAUSE I CAN ONLY DEAL WITH ONE AT A TIME. 264 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,752 OKAY, I'M SAD. 265 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:37,126 MY HUSBAND'S GONNA MISS THE BIRTH OF OUR CHILD. 266 00:12:37,127 --> 00:12:39,758 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW, WE DON'T KNOW THAT. 267 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,031 YOU STILL HAVE THREE WEEKS. 268 00:12:42,032 --> 00:12:45,765 ALL RIGHT. 269 00:12:48,839 --> 00:12:49,999 (bell jingles) 270 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,441 ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! 271 00:12:52,442 --> 00:12:54,173 THIS BETTER BE GOOD! WHAT IS IT? 272 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,145 MY WATER JUST BROKE. 273 00:12:56,146 --> 00:12:59,508 HEY, YOU ARE WRONG. MAYBE IT'S JUST A LITTLE MOMMY TINKLE. 274 00:12:59,509 --> 00:13:03,282 YOU'RE NOT HAVING THE BABY FOR THREE MORE WEEKS. 275 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,886 WELL, TELL THAT TO THE BABY, BECAUSE HE'S COMING... NOW. 276 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,057 (bell jingling) 277 00:13:08,058 --> 00:13:10,289 HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! 278 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,421 JIM! 279 00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:13,863 CALL CHERYL! 280 00:13:13,864 --> 00:13:15,064 (bell jingling) 281 00:13:15,065 --> 00:13:17,196 CHERYL! CHERYL! CHERYL! 282 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,928 ON HER CELL PHONE! 283 00:13:18,929 --> 00:13:20,870 HER CELL PHONE! HER CELL PHONE! 284 00:13:20,871 --> 00:13:23,802 I'LL CALL CHERYL ON HER CELL PHONE. 285 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:27,837 OW! WHOA! SO THAT'S WHAT A CONTRACTION FEELS LIKE. UGH! 286 00:13:27,838 --> 00:13:29,979 CHERYL, CHERYL, CHERYL. (cell phone rings) 287 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:31,981 GRAB THAT. THAT MIGHT BE HER. 288 00:13:31,982 --> 00:13:33,082 (ring) HELLO? 289 00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,884 OH, CHERYL, YOU GOTTA GET BACK HERE RIGHT AWAY. 290 00:13:34,885 --> 00:13:36,385 DANA'S HAVING A BABY! 291 00:13:36,386 --> 00:13:38,848 I KNOW. I'M DANA. 292 00:13:38,849 --> 00:13:41,991 (spluttering) SHE FORGOT HER CELL PHONE?! 293 00:13:41,992 --> 00:13:43,993 OKAY. OKAY. (bell jingles) 294 00:13:43,994 --> 00:13:46,825 OKAY, OKAY, THIS IS BAD. THIS IS BAD. 295 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,127 THIS IS REALLY BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD! 296 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:50,829 ALL RIGHT, JIM, JIM. I NEED YOU TO DRIVE ME TO THE HOSPITAL NOW. 297 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,602 I'M NOT GONNA DRIVE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL. 298 00:13:53,603 --> 00:13:55,865 YES, JIM. GET THE KEYS TO YOUR TRUCK. I'M NOT GONNA... 299 00:13:55,866 --> 00:13:57,506 NOW! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 300 00:13:57,507 --> 00:14:00,509 WE'LL TAKE MY TRUCK, BUT YOU GOTTA SIT IN THE BACK. WHAT? 301 00:14:00,510 --> 00:14:02,011 I GOT NEW FLOOR MATS. 302 00:14:02,012 --> 00:14:04,173 I DON'T WANT YOUR BABY GOO TO GET ALL OVER IT. 303 00:14:04,174 --> 00:14:06,176 JIM... ALL RIGHT, COME ON. ALL RIGHT. 304 00:14:19,329 --> 00:14:21,330 ALL RIGHT. WE'RE HERE. 305 00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:23,032 RECEPTION'S RIGHT DOWN THE HALL. 306 00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,164 PICK YOU UP, WHAT, TWO OR THREE HOURS? 307 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:29,939 LOOK, JIM, OBVIOUSLY, YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON IN THE WORLD 308 00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,941 I WANNA BE WITH RIGHT NOW. 309 00:14:31,942 --> 00:14:33,943 I'M THE LAST PERSON IN THE WORLD? YEAH. 310 00:14:33,944 --> 00:14:35,975 I WOULD THINK THE LAST PERSON IN THE WORLD 311 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,977 WOULD BE A BABY CANNIBAL. 312 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:40,279 YEAH, WOULD THAT BE A CANNIBAL THAT EATS BABIES, 313 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,181 OR A NEWBORN CANNIBAL? 314 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:44,883 DANA, IT DOESN'T MATTER. THEY'RE BOTH HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN ME. 315 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,956 AAH! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 316 00:14:46,957 --> 00:14:49,558 JIM, I AM IN LABOR. I SEE THAT. 317 00:14:49,559 --> 00:14:52,561 AND YOU SAID ANYTHING I NEEDED, YOU'D BE THERE FOR ME. 318 00:14:52,562 --> 00:14:55,564 WELL, GUESS WHAT? NO ONE ELSE IS HERE, AND I NEED YOU. 319 00:14:55,565 --> 00:14:57,466 (panting) PLEASE. 320 00:14:57,467 --> 00:15:01,030 OKAY, FINE. I'LL STAY. 321 00:15:01,031 --> 00:15:02,331 THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT. 322 00:15:02,332 --> 00:15:03,933 CAN YOU GET ME A WHEELCHAIR? 323 00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:05,574 WHEELCHAIR? YEAH. 324 00:15:05,575 --> 00:15:08,007 THEY CHARGE EXTRA FOR THAT. 325 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:11,010 OH, NO, NO. I GOT A DOLLY IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK. 326 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,943 GET OUT. COME ON. 327 00:15:16,186 --> 00:15:19,989 WHEW. OKAY, LET'S MOVE THIS THING ALONG. 328 00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:22,421 I GOT ABOUT AN HOUR ON THE METER. 329 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,453 WHAT DO I DO? 330 00:15:24,454 --> 00:15:27,196 ALL RIGHT, HOLD MY HAND, FEED ME ICE CHIPS 331 00:15:27,197 --> 00:15:30,029 AND STAY NORTH OF THE MASON-DIXON LINE. 332 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:35,004 TRUST ME, THE LAST THING I WANNA DO IS SEE THE LAND OF COTTON. 333 00:15:35,005 --> 00:15:36,435 AAH! 334 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,468 OW! OW, OW, OW, OW, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! 335 00:15:39,469 --> 00:15:41,640 MRS. GIBSON, I'M DR. PATEL. 336 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:43,942 EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE FINE. WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU. 337 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,944 CAN I JUST SAY WE'RE ALL VERY JEALOUS OF YOUR HUSBAND? 338 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,147 THIS TRIP'S GONNA DO AMAZING THINGS FOR HIS CAREER. 339 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,648 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 340 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:53,022 THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL HER THE WHOLE TIME! 341 00:15:53,023 --> 00:15:55,224 WELL, YOUR CERVIX IS FULLY DILATED, 342 00:15:55,225 --> 00:15:57,226 SO AS WE SAY IN THE MEDICAL PROFESSION, 343 00:15:57,227 --> 00:15:58,727 IT'S GO TIME. 344 00:15:58,728 --> 00:16:02,031 OKAY, GO TIME. SO, TIME FOR ME TO GO. 345 00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:04,133 WAIT, JIM, YOU CAN'T GO. 346 00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:05,594 (sighs) WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, DANA? 347 00:16:05,595 --> 00:16:08,367 I JUST REALIZED I GOT A BIG JOB I'M BIDDING ON TOMORROW, 348 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,369 AND I LEFT THE BLUEPRINTS AT THE OFFICE, 349 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,571 AND I GOTTA GO PICK 'EM UP, SO I GOTTA GO. 350 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,573 FOR GOD SAKES, JIM, I'M HAVING A BABY. I KNOW THAT, 351 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,575 BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN YAPPING ABOUT IT 352 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,577 FOR THE LAST NINE MONTHS. NOW, DANA, THIS IS 353 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:21,150 VERY IMPORTANT TO MY WORK, AND WORK IS MY HIGHER PURPOSE. 354 00:16:21,151 --> 00:16:24,983 I THOUGHT YOUR HIGHER PURPOSE WAS TAKING CARE OF YOUR FAMILY. 355 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,356 I HAVE SEVERAL HIGHER PURPOSES, DANA. I GOTTA GO! 356 00:16:27,357 --> 00:16:28,357 HEY! 357 00:16:28,358 --> 00:16:29,688 (grunts) 358 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,691 MY GOD, YOU'RE SCARED. 359 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:37,596 I AM... I AM SO NOT SCARED. 360 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,198 YOU'RE SHAKING WORSE THAN I AM. 361 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,669 I AM NOT! 362 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:43,132 SIR, YOU ARE SHAKING. 363 00:16:43,133 --> 00:16:47,036 YOU KEEP YOUR MIND ON HER HOO-HA. 364 00:16:47,037 --> 00:16:48,637 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 365 00:16:48,638 --> 00:16:51,610 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WORK WHEN CHERYL WAS IN LABOR. 366 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,512 YOU WERE JUST TOO SCARED TO BE THERE. 367 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:57,716 (splutters) I-I REALLY WAS REALLY SCARED. 368 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,718 YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I WAS SCARED. 369 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,051 I MEAN, THIS WHOLE THING FREAKS ME OUT. 370 00:17:02,052 --> 00:17:04,193 I MEAN, THERE'S A PERSON SHOOTING OUTTA YOU, 371 00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:06,055 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! 372 00:17:06,056 --> 00:17:07,196 I GOTTA GO, I GOTTA GO... JIM... 373 00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:09,198 I GOTTA GO, I GOTTA GO, I GOTTA GO! 374 00:17:09,199 --> 00:17:10,799 I GOTTA GO, I GOTTA GO, I GOTTA GO! 375 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:13,102 B.P.'s FALLING. OH... 376 00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:15,104 WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO THE O.R. 377 00:17:15,105 --> 00:17:18,137 OH, UH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANNA GET IN THE WAY HERE, 378 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,410 SO I'LL JUST SCOOCH BY HERE FOR A SECOND... OKAY, LET ME GET THIS OFF. HOLD HIM DOWN. 379 00:17:21,411 --> 00:17:24,073 (screams) WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO OPEN HIM RIGHT HERE. 380 00:17:24,074 --> 00:17:26,245 YOU'RE GONNA OPEN HIM?! YOU'RE GONNA OPEN HIM? 381 00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:30,549 I GOTTA GO. I GOTTA GO, I GOTTA GO! 382 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:34,123 OH, MY GOD. YOU CAME BACK. 383 00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:39,088 YES. YES, I DID. 384 00:17:39,089 --> 00:17:43,562 WOW. AT CRUNCH TIME, YOU REALLY DO PULL THROUGH. 385 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,663 WELL, LIKE I SAID, 386 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:49,098 HEROES AREN'T BORN. THEY'RE CORNERED. 387 00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:52,571 OKAY. SO YOU'RE GONNA STAY HERE AS LONG AS I NEED YOU, RIGHT? 388 00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:57,146 WELL... 389 00:17:57,147 --> 00:17:58,647 I'M NEVER LEAVING THIS ROOM, 390 00:17:58,648 --> 00:18:00,849 EVEN IF I HAVE TO SLEEP HERE TONIGHT. 391 00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:03,182 HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER! 392 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,254 DOES THIS BABY HAVE ANTLERS? 393 00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:07,656 OH, MY GOD, IS THAT POSSIBLE? HEY! 394 00:18:07,657 --> 00:18:10,159 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. JUST BREATHE. (groans) 395 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,121 BREATHE. I AM BREATHING. 396 00:18:12,122 --> 00:18:14,323 I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 397 00:18:14,324 --> 00:18:18,427 OKAY, LOOK, JIM, IF CHERYL DID THIS THREE TIMES BY HERSELF, 398 00:18:18,428 --> 00:18:21,131 YOU AND I CAN DO THIS ONCE TOGETHER. 399 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,536 THANK YOU, DANA. THAT REALLY HELPS. 400 00:18:27,537 --> 00:18:29,538 OKAY, WHAT DO YOU NEED, HONEY? 401 00:18:29,539 --> 00:18:31,540 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? OKAY, I NEED, UM... 402 00:18:31,541 --> 00:18:33,111 OH, I WANT MY MUSIC. 403 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:36,385 I MADE... I MADE A CD OF SOOTHING BIRTH SONGS. 404 00:18:36,386 --> 00:18:38,287 I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THE CARPENTERS RIGHT NOW. 405 00:18:38,288 --> 00:18:39,189 CARPENTERS? 406 00:18:39,190 --> 00:18:40,849 YEAH. 407 00:18:40,850 --> 00:18:43,121 OH... OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I LEFT IT IN THE TRUCK. 408 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,593 TRUCK? YEAH. 409 00:18:44,594 --> 00:18:48,357 OKAY. 410 00:18:48,358 --> 00:18:54,803 ♪ WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY APPEAR ♪ 411 00:18:54,804 --> 00:18:56,865 ♪ EVERY TIME ♪ 412 00:18:56,866 --> 00:18:59,868 ♪ YOU ARE NEAR? ♪ 413 00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:01,471 ♪ JUST LIKE ME... ♪ 414 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,545 TANNER, AS SOON AS YOUR DADDY GETS BACK FROM AFRICA, 415 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,318 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GOOD LAUGH ABOUT THIS... 416 00:19:09,319 --> 00:19:12,150 BUT NOT FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 417 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,324 OH, HE IS SO SWEET. CAN I HOLD HIM AGAIN? YEAH. 418 00:19:15,325 --> 00:19:20,659 OH, OH, TA... OH, TANNER. 419 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,333 I KNOW. LOOK AT YOU. YOU ARE JUST THE CUTEST BOY. 420 00:19:24,334 --> 00:19:29,238 (laughs) I'LL TELL YOU, I LOVE HIM ALREADY. 421 00:19:29,239 --> 00:19:32,301 CHERYL, "EXTRA" IS SHOWING PICTURES OF ANINA HARPER'S BABY. 422 00:19:32,302 --> 00:19:36,905 OH, MY GOD. TAKE THIS THING. TAKE HIM, TAKE HIM, TAKE HIM. OH... 423 00:19:36,906 --> 00:19:39,278 HEY, SIS. I KNOW IT'S GOTTA BE ROUGH 424 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,280 WITH RYAN BEING AWAY AND ALL, 425 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,652 AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU NEED... 426 00:19:43,653 --> 00:19:45,354 ANYTHING AT ALL... 427 00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:47,587 (Cheryl) ANINA'S BREAST-FEEDING! 428 00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:52,322 (bell jingles) 429 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,594 YES? 430 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,527 I'M KIND OF IN THE MOOD FOR A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH... 431 00:19:58,528 --> 00:20:01,500 AND "TIME IN A BOTTLE" BY JIM CROCE. 432 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:03,772 HOW LONG IS THIS NONSENSE GONNA LAST? 433 00:20:03,773 --> 00:20:06,835 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. LET'S TELL CHERYL THE REAL REASON 434 00:20:06,836 --> 00:20:08,837 YOU MISSED THE BIRTH OF YOUR KIDS. 435 00:20:08,838 --> 00:20:10,509 SWISS OR CHEDDAR? 436 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:13,682 CHEDDAR. OH, BUT FIRST, TANNER NEEDS TO BE CHANGED. 437 00:20:13,683 --> 00:20:16,615 GLAD TO DO IT. TANNER, YOUR NEW NAME IS JACK. 438 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,718 JIM, HE NEEDS A NEW DIAPER. 439 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,949 AGAIN? YES. 440 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:23,522 I JUST CHANGED HIM YESTERDAY. 441 00:20:23,523 --> 00:20:25,454 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 442 00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:29,858 COME HERE, YOUNG LAD. LOOK AT YOU... SO STRONG. 443 00:20:29,859 --> 00:20:32,561 (laughs) OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? 444 00:20:32,562 --> 00:20:34,563 I'M GONNA CHANGE YOU, 445 00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:38,667 WHICH GIVES US SOME TIME FOR SOME MAN TALK, HUH? 446 00:20:38,668 --> 00:20:40,540 YEAH... JACK. 447 00:20:42,272 --> 00:20:45,013 ALL RIGHT, FIRST LESSON IS UNCLE JIM IS ALWAYS RIGHT. 448 00:20:45,014 --> 00:20:48,317 SECOND LESSON IS, THERE ARE NO OTHER LESSONS. JIM. 449 00:20:48,318 --> 00:20:51,380 AND WHEN YOU HEAR THAT VOICE, IGNORE IT. 450 00:20:51,381 --> 00:20:53,782 THAT'S WHAT YOUR UNCLE JIM DOES. 451 00:20:53,783 --> 00:20:55,324 NOW SPORTS. 452 00:20:55,325 --> 00:20:58,587 THE CUBS, THE BEARS, THE BULLS, THE BLACKHAWKS. 453 00:20:58,588 --> 00:21:01,330 EVERY EIGHT YEARS, THE WHITE SOX. 454 00:21:01,331 --> 00:21:04,963 OH, AND SKATING. THE ONLY SKATING YOU WATCH IS HOCKEY. 455 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,965 MUSIC... THE BLUES. 456 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,468 THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FLUTE. 457 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:13,001 DON'T YAWN. THIS STUFF'S IMPORTANT. 458 00:21:13,002 --> 00:21:14,943 MY BEAUTIFUL YOUNG BOY, JACK. 459 00:21:14,944 --> 00:21:17,746 I'M GONNA WALK YOU OUTSIDE, 460 00:21:17,747 --> 00:21:20,449 AND WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOUR DIAPER OFF... 461 00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:23,312 IN THE YARD... 462 00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:25,315 'CAUSE IT REALLY STINKS. 32655

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