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Yeah? Hey, Emma, I was just, uh, kind of
needed to talk to you for a minute.
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I'm busy.
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Uh, it's just, it's not gonna take too
long. Can you, can you put some, put
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pants on?
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No, I'm trying to take photos for
Instagram, for, um, Twitter.
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Didn't I tell you you shouldn't even
post stuff like that on Twitter?
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Yeah, but it gets me views.
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Yeah, but it's not that...
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Doesn't mean you should take pictures,
you know.
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Yeah, but I'm 18, remember? You guys
said I could do whatever I wanted.
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Yeah, but within, like, reason, you
know?
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Yeah, but what's wrong with it?
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Okay, we'll talk about the Twitter
pictures later.
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I know your mom, like, talked to you
about...
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You know, having people over.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, she's kind of rude.
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She was being a bitch to me about that.
I was like... Well, the way she said it
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was like you were being rude.
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No, uh -uh. She was just being
unreasonable.
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Yeah, but Emma, you had like three guys
over in the past week.
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Oh, my boyfriends?
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It's kind of like not okay.
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Well, yeah, but I'm 18.
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Yeah, I understand that, but I'm... It's
just not... You're supposed to...
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You're allowed to have friends over, not
boyfriends that you're having sex with.
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Yeah, but I'm 18. I can... You guys said
I could. I could have
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friends over.
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We didn't say you could have multiple...
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guys over and having sex with them every
other night.
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You really can't put some shorts on,
please?
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No, I'm in my room.
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Okay, just, I'm just trying to be, I
just try, you know, I try to be like a
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really, the best stepdad I can be.
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You are a really nice stepdad.
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Thank you. I try to be nice to you, I
just, it's,
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Like,
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you know, like, I just, I'm trying to,
your mom was upset how you talked to
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okay? And there's still some rules just
because you're 18. I mean, you live
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here, so you can't.
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I just, I'm trying to find some kind of
compromise, okay? Because you can't.
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Yeah, but you guys, you guys sleep with
each other every night. You guys have
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sex every night.
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So why can't I?
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Well, that's not, that's not true.
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Okay. Or whatever.
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What? That's not true.
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Listen, Emma, just... I'm your dad,
okay? Can you just answer some questions
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me? I can tell Mom.
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That make her feel better or something.
You're having safe sex, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay, so they're wearing... So they wear
condoms.
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Well, no. I don't like condoms.
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They feel weird.
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Not the same.
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Okay, well that's not safe sex then, is
it?
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Yeah.
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No, because you could... Emma, do you...
Do you not... Do you have sex with you
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and not wearing condoms?
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Yeah.
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The condoms make it feel weird. It's
just... It feels better.
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Okay, but just because it doesn't feel
as good doesn't mean that you can just
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it.
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Well, why not?
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Because you could catch something or get
pregnant.
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Where, when they, you know, like, these
guys, like, finish, like, do they, you
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know, when they, like, ejaculate, um,
they don't, they don't do that inside of
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you, right?
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Oh, you mean cream pie?
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Because, yeah, I like those.
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Emma, that's, you, you, what have you
got written in?
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Are you, are you, like, taking the pill?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I like those.
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Like a contraceptive.
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I don't know.
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Emma, I'm your dad now. You have my
responsibility. You have to start being
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responsible for yourself.
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Well, I am.
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No, getting creeped out by like multiple
different guys is not being
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responsible.
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Yeah, but back on to the other subject.
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You don't have sex every night?
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Sex is not that... That's crazy. That's
not normal.
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I've had sex... Mom's crazy. Okay,
before.
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Wait to see.
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So have you guys had sex?
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Yeah.
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Well, not... Look, I married your mom
like a year ago, right?
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And we have a really healthy
relationship. You know, we kiss and,
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you know, we cuddle sometimes. But we
don't, you know, we don't have sex.
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We haven't started having sex yet.
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What?
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That's not...
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She's crazy. I told you, Dad.
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Well, it's just because we were waiting
to... She wanted to take things slow in
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this relationship.
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Slow? The whole year?
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Well, we were going to do it on the
honeymoon, but then we got too busy with
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stuff, so we didn't get to go on a
honeymoon.
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You're probably losing your mind right
now.
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Well, it's not ideal, but she just isn't
ready yet, and I'm...
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That's okay. You know, I'm just trying
to be a good stepdad and take care of
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and you and I don't need to have sex
yet.
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You know, I'm sure we'll start having
sex sometime soon.
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That's a long time though.
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Oh my goodness.
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That's crazy.
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She's crazy.
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Mom's crazy. I told you that though.
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Your mom's... I mean, you know, I...
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I just, it's not that big of a deal. You
know, once a week, I take care of it in
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the shower, and it's fine.
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I don't have to be having sex every day.
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That's not normal.
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It's fine.
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Well, I mean, I see you, the emperor,
and now you're a little hard.
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Well,
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that just happens, okay? It's not a big
deal.
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What? It's not a big deal? How do you
take care of it?
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i told you i just i just took off like
in the shower once a week once a week
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though that's that's not enough it's
fine well it's not the best thing but
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fine i'm saying like you don't have to
you don't have to damn it damn that's
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good you can't just be having sex let me
see it
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it's so big
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Let's put that away, okay?
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No.
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Don't, Emma, don't touch me. You can't
leave me.
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Don't, okay.
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Can I look at it?
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No, you can't. It's too late.
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It's so nice.
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Mom's missing out.
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You think it's nice?
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Yeah.
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But just because we're horny doesn't
mean we have to... It's a good idea.
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is a really bad idea. Yeah, but maybe
you were looking for a compromise.
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So you're horny, so no boy come over
today.
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That actually kind of makes sense.
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So I can, you know, help you out.
Because you're horny all the time,
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Yeah.
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And then your mom isn't going to get mad
that you're having guys over.
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Mm -mm.
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And I want to get you up in the shower.
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That's actually a really smart idea.
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Actually.
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Okay, I'll be right back.
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I like it.
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Thanks.
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It doesn't make me look like a bad dad.
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It makes you a good dad.
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Are you sure?
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We don't need one.
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Yeah, I guess it's... It'll be fine,
right? It'll be fine. Mm -hmm.
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I don't like them anyways.
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I'll put it inside you if I come.
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She's crazy.
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come with me doggie okay
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oh
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oh oh
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oh
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baby you're putting this really nice
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Yeah, I think that's a good idea
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Holy shit.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, wow.
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Yeah, definitely don't tell my mom about
this.
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Okay.
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Okay, I can just... I can just help you
out from now on, right?
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