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This car's ridiculous,
isn't it?

Like I'm trying too hard.

I don't know.
I'm not really into cars.

What do you drive?

A Yaris.

I bet it gets great mileage.

:
Pretty good.

That's what I need:

a car that gets good mileage.

Have a great day.

Good morning.

Good morning...
Walter.

Good morning, Ben.

That's a lot of tapes.

No more than usual.
Hmm.

You good?

Really good.
Thanks for asking.

Good morning.

Thank you.

It's black, medium roast.

For me?

I wasn't sure
if you took milk or sugar.

I've got some Sweet'N Low
packets in my pocket...

Black's fine.

Why'd you get me coffee?

I don't know.

No reason.

Well, thanks.

You want to put this mike on
before you do makeup?

No.

I'll put it on
when I get dressed.

You're very shiny today.

I am a little hot.

...and this cold front will move
down through central Canada

and into our area tomorrow,

dropping the temperatures
at least ten degrees,

bringing them down
to the low 50s.

What's that
And expect it to get

even colder
as the week goes on.

But that just gives us
an opportunity

to wear knit caps, right?

And who doesn't
love a knit cap?

It's the great fashion
equalizer.

If you adjust to get
that stain out of frame,
will we lose the map?

The good news
is that the wet

weather pattern
moving up the coast

might bring us some more rain,

which means
we can hide our knit caps

under an umbrella.

Okay.

I guess I didn't do
such a good job

patching up that raspberry
I got falling off my bike.

Sorry, folks.

But don't worry.

It's just a flesh wound.

It won't affect the weather.

And we're out.

You okay?

Ruined a good shirt.

We need to call a doctor.
No!

No, I just need
to change this bandage.

I'm sorry, everyone.

I hope I didn't scare you.

Or gross you out.

Thanks.

Hey.
Hey.

Heard we had a weatherman
go missing.

Yes, Ben Coleman,
on at 6:00 and 11:00.

He had a left
abdominal wound

that started bleeding
on last night's telecast.

He said it was a bike accident.

When his assistant
got in this morning,

she had this
on her cell phone.

BEN:
Help.

Nobody's seen him since.

Does the, uh, time stamp
match his phone?

Yeah, the call routed
through a cell tower

outside of Philadelphia,

but his cell went offline
at 3:00 this morning.

So he was out of town; any
chance he was covering a story?

He's a weatherman.

Wears a bow tie.

Oh. Good point.

Anybody else

get a good look at this wound?

No, but the blood pattern
on his shirt is consistent

with a cut, not an abrasion.

Knife?

Knife-ish.

Specific.

Unless his bike has

opposable thumbs, he lied
about what happened to him.

Well, maybe whoever cut him
came back to finish the job.

Just goes to show.

What's that?

You can't trust a guy
in a bow tie.

I've been Ben's producer

for three years
since he got here.

I'm not sure he'd know

how to do a story
without me.

What's your relationship
like with him?

Until recently,
I wouldn't say

Ben had much use
for any of us.

He's more of a
smile-and-keep-moving

kind of a guy.
Okay, what changed?

He's a top candidate
for the weather job in Anaheim.

One step
from a major market.

It's made him friendlier
in the last week or so.

But he did have some trouble
with one of our reporters.

(rain falling,
thunder crashing)

How's the background?
You're good.

Should we wait for more rain?

It's miserable out here.
I think people will get it.

Don't worry.

I'm not worried.
I just want the image

to tell the story.

What are they doing here?

Hey, Dale!

What's going on?

Storm's been given
a high wind advisory.

The station
wants a live

weather segment,
not just a damage report.

We're already set up.

Well, there are a bunch of
people waiting outside Best Buy

for that video game
to go on sale.

Why don't you go

grab some wet and windy
interviews?

Cooper'll throw it
into the 11:00 weather segment.

You're giving me assignments
now? No thanks!
Look, you can

be upset
because the station wants

the weatherman
to cover the weather,

or you can go
grab some color

and actually appear on TV.

Take this story.

Looks like this storm's
losing punch anyway.

Dale!

Dale!
Can you hear me?

Cooper, get
the first aid kit!

Call 911!

Go, man, go!

Take it easy.
We'll get some help.

The hero weatherman
was ratings gold.

He took off his jacket.

It's perception.
Ben was selfless.

Dale was...
Humiliated.

And a little angry.

Ben asked
the station manager

to stop running it,
but he wouldn't.

Okay, so before
the flying sign incident,

what was their
relationship like?

They used to be tight.

Dale helped Ben

a lot when he first got here.

TV-friendly phrasing,
when to smile,

how to seem like you care...

So where would
we find Dale now?

Walter?

Yeah.
You know where
Mr. Harmon is?

Uh, he called in sick yesterday.
I don't think he's back yet.

A lot of our vic's B-roll's
been archived to DVD,

but there's a bunch
of these dated,

but unlabelled
camcorder tapes.

Yeah, we're looking
for anyone in the background

who seems angry
or appears more than once.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, look,
I'm also going to throw in

a picture
of one of his colleagues.

See if he turns up anywhere.

All right, Luce.
You're the best.

Thanks. I'll get this
to you right away.

Hey, look.

So we found part
of whatever sliced Ben

in a garbage can
at his apartment.

Hmm, tip of a knife?

Looks like it, right?
Yeah.

Neighbors see anything?
Nothing.

But his fiancée's coming in.

There's no sign
that he reached out

to a doctor or the police.
Listen, if he was

doing something illegal,
he probably didn't want

that fancy new job of his
finding out about it, you know?

There is such a thing
as being overly ambitious.

Miss Collins? Hi.
I'm Special Agent Taylor.

Hi.
Thank you very much
for coming in.

Of course, anything
I can do to help.

Well, you know, if you
really wanted to help,

you should have
notified the FBI

that your fiancé
was missing.

I-I didn't know.

And... he's not my fiancé.

Well, someone at WNKW told us
that you were engaged.

"Were" being the operative word.

Things didn't work out.

If I pass out from hunger,

will you carry me
to the restaurant?

On my back.

I'll knock little
old ladies over

to get you sustenance.

I'm almost done.

Oh, I ran into the head
of the auction committee

as I was leaving school today,

and she said their emcee
dropped out.

She asked me if I could get

you to fill in?
It's in, uh,

three weeks from Saturday.

I can't.

Oh, well, at least
you thought about it.

Are we busy?

No, it's Anaheim.

Until I get the official offer,
I'm laying low.

You know, some guy
with a cell phone

catches me
telling an off-color joke,

puts in on YouTube,
things could fall apart.

So don't tell an off-color joke.

You know what I mean.
No.

No, I, I don't.

This new job is important to me.

Ben, the auction

pays for a lot of supplies
the school can't buy on its own.

Well, what do you want?

For me to say "yes," even if I

don't want to do it?
Yeah, yeah, I guess I do.

Well, I can't.

The time we've been together,

have I always been second
to your career

and I just didn't notice it?

I have to turn in my copy.

I'll be right back.

I walked out,

and we called things off
a few days later.

Who broke up with who?

I broke up with him.

But he didn't put up
much of a fight.

And that's the last time
you spoke to him?
He called me

a couple of days ago.

I didn't call him back.

Why not?

I loved Ben.

And I guess...

I guess I just felt stupid

that I didn't see him
more clearly from the beginning.

Look, I...
I hate to ask this,

but some of his co-workers
say that he's been...

in a good mood lately.

Do you think

there could have been
someone else?

You know, three weeks ago,
I would've said "no,"

but given the way
he's been acting,

it kind of makes sense.

Hey, Martin. What's up?

MARTIN:
Jack,

our missing person spent $300
on flowers last week.

What, on the ex

Nah, she says no.

How about you?

Anyone there shed light
on the other woman theory?

No, not yet.

But I did find out that
Dale Harmon was given notice

three days before
the flying sign incident.

Interesting.
Pissed off and humiliated--

that might be
a toxic combination.

We track him down yet?

Yup, PD found him loading stuff
into his U-Haul.

Well, that's good.

At least he's acting innocent.

MAN:
Missing?

Couldn't happen
to a nicer guy.

You know, normally,

we like a little more contrition
in our suspects.

Suspect?

Yeah.

I didn't do anything
to that jackass.

Well, we've seen
the flying sign promo,

and we know
that you were given notice,

and that you blamed Ben,

so maybe you tracked him down
for some payback?

I didn't track him anywhere.

It's more like
the guy wouldn't leave me alone.

Dale?

Dale, didn't you hear me?

Thought perhaps my continuing
to walk away from you

would indicate my lack
of interest in talking.

What do you want?

I've got a story for you.

WOMAN :
You murdered my husband,
you son of a bitch.

You killed him.

I thought you could follow up,
you know? Do what you do.

You know what I do?

I'm the guy who gets
whacked by the sign.

No. You are a great reporter.
You just...

Stop blowing
smoke, Ben.

I'm not gonna do it.

Listen, I promised a guy
I'd look into this.

Yeah, well, the world doesn't
revolve around you.

I don't have
to care about someone

just because you made a promise.

God, you are such
a selfish jerk.

I know.

You know, you stand in
front of a green screen,

acting like you are
God's gift to this station

because you're young,
and you have good demos.

Just because you wear
a bow tie doesn't mean

you know anything
about the weather.

I know.

Look, I'm really sorry
about the promo.

Listen, kid,

I'm done with the news.

I'm moving back to Davenport

where I'm gonna spend
the next several weeks

reflecting on the
glory that was,

but at least I have
some glory to reflect on.

Grow some balls.

Catch a bad guy.

I'm the weatherman.

For now.

Eventually, you'll be the guy

that somebody younger,
less talented replaces.

Until then, try not to suck.

Maybe not
the snappiest comeback...

but I felt better.

Who was the woman
on the tape?
No idea.

Nope.
Well, did he tell you
where he got it?

Did you hear anything
in the background of the tape

that might help us
track it down?

Look, ladies, I'd had a little
bit to drink, and I'll admit,

in retrospect,
that the advice I gave him

might not have been the best.

Which was?

That the best way
to get the story

is to go directly
at the perpetrator.

Let me get this straight.

You sent him
to confront a murder suspect?

Yeah.

It's probably not
my finest moment.

Tell me you found the woman
who was talking about murder.

No, but close.

I found a videotape in
that box you brought down

where he's talking
about her.

To who?

That's your department.

BEN:
I know how you're emptying
that building so fast.

Who the hell are you?

Ben Coleman. WNKW.

Wait. You're the weatherman.

You did that...
You did that piece.

BEN:
I want you to admit
what you did.

Did?

I've got a tape.

You killed a tenant

so you could convert
his apartment to condos.

Get the hell out of here
with that camera.

Get out!

Are you denying
someone died?

Because deaths are a matter
of public record.

Look, if you don't get the hell
out of my face,

somebody's gonna be asking

what the hell happened to you,
you understand?

Uh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

Back... back it up right there.

Right... right there,
that sign.

Enhance that, okay?

Helton Development.

All right, I'm gonna need
an address on that, okay?

Okay.
All right,
thanks, Liz.

No problem.

I don't know where
Ben Coleman is,

and I really don't know

why he thought I
murdered someone.

But you are the manager
of Helton Development, correct?

Yes.

The owner's UK-based.

They're converting rentals
to condos.

I'm their man on the ground.

Hmm... so, as their man
on the ground,

you'd be familiar
with Agnes Richards, right?

75 years old.

Uh, came back
from two weeks of rehab

from a hip replacement.

Elevator was broken--
she had to walk up

eight flights of stairs.

There was a problem

with the electrical
mechanism in the doors.

For my money,
she was foolish

to come back
from rehab so soon.

Hmm... thank you

for your diagnosis, Doctor.

Then, we have
Marjorie Bournestein.

Uh, a breaker went out
in her kitchen.

Uh...

two weeks, couldn't do anything.

Things wear out.

I offered her
fast food vouchers.

That is incredibly generous
of you.

You know
what I think?

I think you get paid
if that building's empty,

and you'll do whatever it takes
to keep it that way.

I think also

that Ben was about
to expose you,

so you, um, removed him.

Look, I don't even
know the guy.

I saw him at a Civil War
reenactment

a month ago.

A Civil War reenactment?

He did the weather

from one of our events.

And for reasons

that are not clear,

he decided to launch
an investigation into you,

and he even found somebody
willing to accuse you of murder?

I don't know
what to tell you.

Maybe a bolt of lightning
shook a screw loose.

I have nothing to hide.

Good, then you won't mind

if I look through your files
and your phone logs.

If it will get you
out of my hair,

I'll get you
anything you need.

Hey.

This is Leah...

and this is Kirby.

Nice to meet you,
Leah and Kirby.

Now, she was
the recipient

of the flowers that Ben Coleman
charged last week.

He sent them
to Joe's Restaurant in SoHo.

Okay... and Kirby?

Well, he was eating with her
when the flowers arrived.

Apparently, he left abruptly.

Ah.

Do we have last names?

No.

She paid with cash.

Maybe it's a love triangle.

Hey, you know that piece
of metal from Ben's wound?

It was made
using the Bessemer process

from the 19th century.

You know, our developer
said he met Coleman

at a Civil War reenactment.

Well, let's look it up.

Civil War reenactment.

Ah, now, there's an event

that started last weekend
in Hanover, Pennsylvania.

Ben made his last
cell phone call from that area.

Well, the big battle is today.

Yeah, I
remember him.

The weather guy.
Mm-hmm.

He wanted to go
with wool socks.

I convinced him
that cotton hand-knit

were more authentic.

Did you ever see him
with this man?

Officer Weaver?

Excellent soldier,
but, uh, no,

I didn't see him
with your guy.

You ever see my guy
with anybody else?

He had a run-in with
a smallish fella a few days ago.

What was his name?

Uh, Kirby.

Pegged him for a farb.

Okay, well,
you're all set.

Thanks. It's great.

Now, you're sure it
will fit a Springfield?

Yeah, the lug you bought
will hook it right up.

Hey.

Hey... look what I got you.

It's totally hardcore.
Is it always this easy
for you to lie to people?

What's up?
What's up is that I'm an idiot.

I can't believe I trusted you.

I mean, "Get the gear,
get the girl"?

Was this whole Civil War thing

just so I could get out
of the way

so you could go for her?

No, I just thought
if you spent some time

doing something
Leah liked...

You sent her flowers.

I called
the florist.

They said you sent them.

For you.

Wasn't your name on the card?

You are such a liar.

Easy, guys.

I poured my heart out to you,
but you just wanted

to snake my girl.

Hey, don't make me call
someone from the garrison.

I didn't see
the weatherman again,

but that Kirby fella
came back later,

picked up a
full uniform.

Have to admit,
it spruced him up.

Is this him?

Yeah, that's him.

Did you sell him a bayonet made
with the Bessemer process?

It's the only kind I sell.

Do you remember
Kirby's last name?

Uh... it would be
on the receipt.

Wait, quick question.

These bayonets...

they break sometimes,
don't they?
Yeah.

That's how it
was back then.

You had to stop
in the middle

of the battlefield
and reload your musket.

Bayonets,
swords broke.

It wasn't so easy to kill a man.

Check this out.

Kirby Morris wasn't
at his apartment,

but look what
we found there.

Tip is broken off, and the lab
says the piece we found

at Ben's place
is a perfect match.

So, Kirby spears him
with that thing,

Ben goes back to work,

and Kirby goes
after him again?

If at first you don't succeed...

I still like Kevin Weaver
for this.

He's a shady operator

with ties to the
reenactment.

Listen, sorry to say,

but it doesn't look
like Weaver has motive.

Were you able to ID the woman
from the recording?

Lucy Graham.

Her husband died
of a heart attack.

Now, she blamed Weaver,
saying that the husband died

because he was stressing out
over being evicted.

So, she contacts
a local weatherman?

No, Kirby Morris did.

And not only that,
Kirby works for Weaver.

Well, why would Kirby set up Ben

to do a phony exposé
on his boss?

For stealing his girlfriend.

He was hoping Ben
would get his ass kicked.

And that wasn't enough,
so he stabs him

and then maybe abducts him,

all for this woman?

Maybe she's really hot.

Kirby Morris?

Yeah, he and Ben went
to high school together.

Have you seen
him recently?

Actually,
I never met him.

Ben just mentioned him.
That's all.

And what did Ben
say about him?

Ben might be self-centered,
but he's not a bad person.

Which doesn't really answer
my question.

We were talking
about all the worst things

we ever did in high school,
and he told me about a prank

that he and his friends
played on Kirby.

WOMAN:
Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Thank you,
Principal Peters.

Each year, the History Guild
honors one research paper

for its distinction
and academic excellence.

This year's honoree

is once again a student
at Kirk High School.

That's right. Go, Muskrats!

This student is a fine scholar

and a friend very near

and dear to my heart.

His outstanding paper
on lead poisoning

and its role in the fall
of the Roman Empire

has earned him
the History Guild Award.

It is my pleasure to introduce
to you Kirby Morris.

Here's this year's winner,
Kirby Morris.

Kirby, come on out.

He did it on a dare,

but he feels really bad
about it.

Apparently,
because of the prank,

Kirby got a nickname
that followed him

all throughout high school.

And what was that?

Fruit of the Loom.

Okay. Did Kirby know
that Ben was in on it?

No.

You think
he's involved in this?

We don't really know yet.

Um. To go back,

the, uh... the girl
who introduced him,

you said her name was Leah?

Yeah. That's right.
Leah Russell.

Okay.

Hey.
Hey.

So, Ben humiliates
this guy,

then tries to take his girl.

You know, if Kirby had any more
motive, his head would explode.

Still no sign of him
or Leah Russell.

I've got some of our agents
at her house.

What's that?

Um, Kirby's school transcripts.

You can see here that his grades
took a turn for the worse.

You know, he got into college,
but he changed majors,

like, four times.
I don't get it.

I mean, all this because he got
pantsed in front of his school?

And in front of the girl
that he had a crush on.

Okay, does something like this

really ruin your whole,
entire life?

It might, if you were Kirby.

But you were probably
more of a Ben, so...

Yeah. And you?

I had a Kirby phase.

Really?
Awkward.

Bad skin. Bad hair.

I find that hard to believe.

It's true.

Delgado.

Oh. Yeah, tell me.

Excellent. That's good news.
Okay.

Thank you.

So, the flag
we put on Kirby paid off.

NYPD just caught him
at a teller window

taking money out of his account.

What-What's this
all about?

Why don't you tell us,
Mr. Morris?

I-I-I don't know.

That's why I'm asking.

What were you doing at the bank
taking cash out?

You on your way
out of town?

I lost my ATM card.

Oh.

What'd you do
to Ben Coleman?

What do you mean?

He's missing.

He's missing?

Where did he go?

Well, if we knew that,

he wouldn't be missing,
would he?

Look, we know
you had a grudge against him,

and that you set him up
to go after your boss.

I can explain that.

I'm sure you can.

Uh, please... go ahead.

Uh... well, I tracked him down

about a week ago.

He was the only one
I could turn to.

Ben

Hi. It's me.

Kirby Morris?

You know, from
high school?

Yeah, I remember.

Uh, what are you
doing here, Kirby?

Uh, you remember Leah Russell?

She was the same year as me.

Not really.
Oh.

Well, um... I've always sort of
had a thing for her,

you know?
And, um,

up till now,
we've just been friends,

but lately, I'm trying

to lay the groundwork
for something deeper.

That's fascinating.
Listen, I got to get to work.

Wait. Wait a second.
Wait a second.

See, the thing is, just as
I was about to make my move,

my boss-- he meets her
at the company picnic.

And now, he's all over her.

I don't think I can help you.

Yeah, you can.

You got to do a story
on this guy.

Just listen
to this message.

It-It's from his voicemail.

WOMAN:
You murdered my husband,
you son of a bitch.

You killed him.

This isn't just about
me wanting to be with Leah.

He's a bad guy,

and I'm kind of worried
about her.

Look, I'm not even a reporter.

I can't do...

I wouldn't be here if I didn't
really need this, Ben.

I don't know
what else to do.

You got to help me.

He looked into it.

But it turns out
the woman on the tape

was kind of exaggerating.

So...

it kind of turned out
to be nothing.

Not exactly.

There was-- if you'll excuse
the terminology--

a love connection

between Ben and Leah.

No. That-That didn't happen.

Well, we have a witness
that says

that they saw the two of you
fighting over her.

No. That was just
a misunderstanding, okay?

We-We got it all sorted out.

Look, there's no reason
that I would want to hurt Ben.

Then what's this, hmm?

That's a replica
of a Springfield bayonet.

Hey, where'd you get this?

In your house

with the tip missing,
which was in Ben.

I can explain that, too.

Fantastic.

All right.

I stabbed him.

There you go, see?

Great. Okay. That was so easy.

Now, you tell us where he is,

we can go home,
and you go to jail.

I don't know where he is.

It's not
what you think.

Ben was just...

trying to help me.

You look great.
Very 1865.

Now, go talk to her.

This is stupid.

It's not stupid.

This is what Leah's into, right?

It's a way
to share in her passion.

Well, look,
now he's sharing her passion.

Look at them.

I can't compete with him.

You got to get in there, man.

I'm not gonna win her over
by playing dress-up.

What do you think he's doing?

You know, my whole life,
I wanted to be with Leah.

And then,

we go on a few dates,
and suddenly,

General Johnny Depp
over there swoops in.

Kirby,

you have to fight for her.

Why are you doing this?

I mean,

you and I aren't friends.

We never have been.

I want to help you.

I'm moved by your plight.

Look, the truth is, my fiancée--

ex-fiancée--

left me because I was a jerk.

And she was right.

Do you remember
the History Guild Awards?

Doesn't everybody?

Well, I was one of the Clintons.

It was

a terrible thing to do,
and I'm sorry.

You're sorry?

You son of a bitch!

I know I'm a son of a bitch.

I get it. I'm trying
to get better.

Do you have any idea
what I went through

because of that?

To be honest, no,
but when you came

to see me
about investigating Weaver,

I realized how much
you were affected.

I want to make up
for what I did.

Whoa! Hey,
is Leah watching this?

'Cause this is great.

It'll give her a whole new
perspective on you.

No.

She's gone. With him.

I can't believe...

Oh!

Damn!

I'm sorry.

I-I didn't mean
to do that.

It was an accident.

I swear to God.

Hmm.

Why don't you take a seat?

MARTIN:
Okay, now.

This cut

Not that bad.

I mean, he told me
it was just a flesh wound.

JACK:
When was the last time

you saw him?
That was it.

But then, he did call me
the next day

saying he'd dug up some dirt
on Kevin.

Concerning what,
uh, real estate deal, or...?

I don't know.

He said he thought
he had evidence

that Kevin was scamming Leah.

He was gonna get proof,
but he never got back to me.

Hey. So I just ran

Leah Russell's
financials.

Her family owns
a textile business,

and when she turned 25,

she inherited a trust
worth $50 million.

$50 million?
Hmm.

What would he do to get
his hands on that kind of cash?

People kill for much less.

Leah,

where were you headed

when the state police
pulled you over?

I was going to our family home
in the Catskills.

And when was the last time
you saw Kevin Weaver?

Not since yesterday.

What is this about?

We think he's involved in the
disappearance of Ben Coleman.

Ben's missing?

Kevin wouldn't have anything
to do with that.

Were you aware that Kevin

ran a credit check on you
two months ago?

This was right after Kevin
and I first met.

Well, we have reason to believe

that Ben found out
about it, too.

Maybe that's why he called me.

It was totally out of the blue.

Ben called you?

Last night. He was upset.

Said that we needed to talk.

Hello?
Leah,

it's Ben Coleman. You know,

from Kirk High?

Storm

Ben Coleman who used to cheat
off my calculus test?

Yeah, that's me.

Are you okay? You sound awful.

I'm hanging in there.

Leah, I have to talk to you.

Listen, I-I'd love to catch up,
but I'm actually

not supposed to have
my cell phone here.

Just hear me out
Can I call you later?

for a second, please.
It's about Kevin.

How do you know about...?

What

He's not the right guy for you,
Leah. Kevin is trouble.

I haven't heard from you
in ten years

and now you're calling me
out of nowhere

to criticize my love life?

Leah, you have to listen to me.

I-I spoke to Caroline.

She's Kevin's ex...
He's a...

only after...
whatever you do....

You're-you're breaking up.
I can't hear you.

...trust him.

He....
Uh, hello?

Ben, I-I can't hear you.

I'll find him
and take care of him.

I-I-I can't hear you.

Hello?

Hello...?

I waited for him to call back,

but when he didn't,
I called Kevin.

Well, did you tell him
what Ben said?

Kevin said that he had no idea
what Ben was talking about,

but that I should
leave, and he...

he was really upset.

It kind of scared me.

Ben mentioned a Caroline.
Who is that?

I have no idea.

What do you think
Ben was trying to tell me?

That he was on his way
to confront your boyfriend.

What are you doing?

You need the proper dress
to go out on the field.

Hey, war's over.

You guys won. Again.

I'm looking for General Lee.

We got three today.

You need to be more specific.

That one.

If they're following the script,

he and his regiment
should be up on the ridge,

soon to be undone

by the tactical genius
of Ulysses S. Grant.

Ooh, I can't wait to see that.

My men, remember:

hold your fire

until you see the whites
of their eyes.

And have some courage out there.

Come on!

Sir!
You know.

What?

We're not supposed
to retreat yet, General!

Come on.

Where's Ben Coleman?

I have no idea.

We just found his car
in the parking lot.
Yeah,

well, I haven't seen him.
Yeah, well,

I had a little conversation
with your ex-girlfriend,

Caroline Winkler.

She tells me that you

ran up her credit cards
to the tune of $30,000

and wiped out most
of her life savings.

You're a con man.

Hey, Kevin.
Take a look.

There's 200 other reenactors

that obviously have nothing
better to do with their time

than help us look
for Ben's body.

JACK:
You want to save yourself
some jail time?

Look,
Just tell us where he is now.

I didn't do anything to him,
all right?

He just walked up to me
in the woods

while I was doing
some reconnaissance.

Who goes there?

Ugh.

You look like death
warmed over.

Didn't I tell you to stay
the hell away from me?

Not until you promise
to leave Kirby and Leah alone.

Kirby?

That little pissant
from accounting?

Those two are supposed
to be together.
Yeah, well,

I guess he wasn't man enough
to close the deal, was he?

What the hell do you care?

You just want her money!
All right.

There's nothing else to talk
about, weather boy.

Okay?

Leah and I are going
to take a nice

little vacation after this whole
stupid thing is over with.

I mean, God!

The things guys gotta do
to get the girl, huh?

I mean, this thing
itches like hell.

If you don't leave her alone,

I'm going to tell Leah
about Caroline.

And anything else you're hiding.

You... you stupid
son of a bitch.

This is none
of your business!

I'm giving you a chance
to be a man and walk away.

I don't think so.

Then I'll have to tell her
myself....

I don't...

feel so good.

I didn't even touch the guy.

If he dies
because you're stalling,

I'm gonna push for the death
penalty. You hear me?

Where is he, Mr. Weaver?

He's alive.

There's our hero!

We're live
with Ben Coleman.

Ben, anything to say
to all your fans out there?

I quit.

What are you talking about?

Emma,

I'm so sorry about
what a jerk I've been.

I completely understand
if you hate me.

But I really hope
you'll give me a second chance.

And even
if you don't,

I'd still like to host
the Third Street School auction.

Please, come out

and get your raffle tickets.

It's for a really great cause.

Yours truly is the emcee.

:
Nick, cut.

Hey.

There he is.

You don't look so hot.

Guess I should have
had a doctor

take a look
at my battle wound.

I'm sorry about that.

Let's call it even.

You got some company.

:
Hi.

Go get her, soldier.

Thanks, Ben.

This was an odd one, huh?

Oh, man.

Like being
in a Salvador Dali painting.

No. No.
What?

I-I know what
you're thinking.
What?

You don't know
what I'm thinking.

I know exactly
what you're thinking.

You have no idea
what I'm thinking.

Jack.
Come on.

Jack. Please, Jack.

Just one. Come on.
I just want...
I want to go home.

I'm just gonna try it.

Whoo!

Hey, Danny, what's the range
on these things?

Oh, shoot!