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- [Narrator] This programme
contains hot tub bubbles,

some game playing and
a group full of Honeys.

As always, the tans you see
might be fake

but the people are all real,

although some of what they do

has been set up purely
for your entertainment.

[upbeat music]

Previously on "The Only Way is
Essex."

- What we're gonna do is
start up a netball team.

- Shut up.

- Making love to you tonight
and all of that sort of stuff

is gonna be like, sort of like
cheating.

- He's trying to hit them
and he's grabbing my top.

- It just like, all kicked off.

- Billy and Cara will do it,

Jess might have the hump
about being on the same team.

- She won't wanna be on the
same team as him because of

all the arguing they've had.

- I don't want Charlie!

- It's gonna make you're eyes
fall out.

A little Kenny award!

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ The only way is up

♪ Baby

♪ For you and me now

[upbeat music]

- Hello.

What d'you wanna do?

- I wanna find love, like
proper like fall in love,

d'you know what I mean?

You know when you have that
feeling when you can't stop,

I love it when youse two, just
you and Sam are sitting here,

you can't stop touching each
other,

do you know what I mean?

Like the whole thing about
falling--

- Yeah, but not all couples are
like that,

but why do you like the way we
are?

- It's just 'cause you're the
only,

I dunno, 'cause you have
arguments

and I like it when you make up
and stuff.

How do we brake this?

- You like the fact we have
arguments, and then make up?

- No, the strongness of
it, do you know I mean?

- The power.

- Yeah, the power.

That's what I want.

I've had enough of just
messing round with girls,

d'you know what I mean?

- Yeah, I know what you mean.

- Right, what we doing,
the long one here, mate?

[laughter]

- Oh, well, that was wrong.

That was wrong, I can see it
though!

I can see the ball, sickly.

- That's 'cause it's in front of
us.

- Oh, my God.

- Let me try them on.

- They're pointless, right
listen, look

what sort of girl you like,
you said you like girls--

- Like Mila Kunis, like
naturally pretty girls

that just get out of bed and
you're like--

- Yeah, but naturally pretty
girls ain't got fake boobs.

- They don't have to have fake
boobs I'll put them in after.

- Look, wait, if you hit this

I think it's gonna be good luck,

I think you're gonna have some
good luck if you hit this.

- Hopefully, fingers crossed,
eh, mate.

- Yes, you hit it though, you
hit it!

- Well, we ain't gotta
drive far to get it have we.

Come on then.

- I don't get this right,

because you didn't wanna
go out with him anyway.

- Yeah, but not like, that's
what everyone's getting so.

- So how have you allowed a boy

that you didn't even wanna
go out with to dump you?

How has this happened?

- This is what I mean,
this is what I mean,

it's so confusing, because it's
not like

I didn't wanna go out with
him, I just didn't want

the whole girlfriend and
boyfriend thing like too serious

at first like have to get
in bed with each other

and do naughtiness, like
I didn't want all that

straight away I thought
he was a lot slower

like me and he's not, like.

- Maybe that's an act, to lure
you in.

- Yeah, and then it was like
he liked the boobs like,

he noticed them and I didn't
even think

he'd notice them at first.

- They're like right there.

- I know, but I was
just like, I don't know.

And now it's gone to the point
that like,

I got dumped basically, he says
he wants

one thing or the other and I
didn't think he was like that.

- Hi, Mick!

- Hello, Lauren, Dan you
alright?

- How are you?

- Hi Mick, how are you?

- Good thanks.

- What you got a funny hat on
for?

- Yeah, I need to go to the
bathroom so.

- You gonna cry over getting
dumped?

- Yeah.

- I might eat that food
before you get back,

I'm a bit peckish.

- Have a seat.

- I will do then.

- How've you been?

- Yeah, I've been alright
thanks,

how've you been, more's the
point?

- Alright.

- Locking horns with my
son, what's going on?

- Come on now, Mick.

- Come on now, Lauren.

- You know better than anyone.

- I know it all don't I?

It takes people to be apart,

to realise what they've
missed sometimes, doesn't it?

- Well, when you're in love with
someone

there's always a part of you
that has something there.

- Yeah.

- Obviously when, because it
was so long I haven't seen him,

and then you suddenly
see them, obviously like

you start thinking about
them a lot more but, yeah,

I just think it'd be like,
it's too risky I think.

- Too risky for you.

- Yeah.

- 'Cause you did throw it all
in, didn't you, last time?

- That's another thing, when we
broke up

he was like, "I never loved
you."

- Yeah, he did, I know he did

because of the emotions
he went through with ya,

made me cry even, you even
missed that.

- Ah, Mick.

[jazzy music]

- Now I've got the feathers on
today d'ya know what I mean?

- I'm loving it, I feel
like I'm out with Big Bird

I've got my ostrich with me, I
love it.

- They always used to call
me Big Bird at school.

- I love it.

- We're having the best time
ever

and thing is with you and
Charlie

I just think like, get closure
on it

take my advice, I'm gone
with the wind darling

and at the end of the day
that's why I moved from Arg.

If Scarlet O'Hara can do
it so can I and so can you.

- Yeah.

- Have you seen the film
"Gone With the Wind?"

- No, I've heard about it.

- Watch it it's amazing.

- Is that where they drive
off the cliff together

and hold hands the two women?

- No.

- What's that?

- I am exactly taking your
advice

because I've got no more tears
to cry

and I'm like Cher I'm strong
enough.

- You've gotta think, what would
Cher do?

- What would Cher do?

- She's stick her glittery boots
on,

she's backcomb that hair
and she'd get out there.

- It's Bobby bitch he's back!
[laughs]

- You know obviously Chloe's
been really down lately.

- Yeah.

- I think we should try to think
like

some way to cheer her up.

Lookin' at how upset she's been.

Who cries in front of bras?

That is upset me that is proper
upset.

She's gotta find a new guy ain't
she?

- What do we do, take her out
somewhere?

- What does she like doing?

- I don't know, theme park?

- Theme park, no scared of
rides.

Bra shopping, no been done had a
mare.

There's, well the other day
we was talking about cats

I don't know whether she liked
cats

or she wanted to see any cats.

- Well take her to a cat farm.

- Do they have cat farms,

I could take her to a
cat home full of cats,

basically we can go there we
can have lunch at the cat farm

go look at some cats pick out
two kittens

call them Joey and Diags
then maybe not take 'em home

'cause I don't wanna have
to care for 'em for to long

'cause I'll have to start buying
cat food

and I can't even afford my
own food let alone cat food.

Maybe leave 'em in the cat farm.

- You're the person who makes
her laugh most at the moment.

Always used to be me but now
it's you.

- Jealous?

- I'm not jealous.

- Little bit.

- I'm not jello mate.

- Little bit jello.

- Don't be jel be reem.

♪ Raw dirty hot track

♪ Push it in and pull it back

♪ Am I glamourpussin' it

♪ See if you can top that

- Hello.

- You alright?

- I'm so nervous.

- Did you enjoy it?

- Cara Kilbey come here.

- Ah, I'm really glad you came
over.

Billi has said to me a few times
like,

I don't know why we're rowing
with Jess

and I'm like well neither do I.

- But where has all this come
from,

that's what hurt me the
most 'cause I thought

maybe I'm really annoying

and they think I'm just
an annoying person.

- No, it's not that at all.

- It's just that.

- The whole thing was about
Argent.

- It was.

- We're adults and we should
be just like rise above it.

- I just wanna like apologise
to you if we've offended you

any more and I hope that we
can put it all past us move on.

- I appreciate that.

and move past that.

- We've got too much going for
us

- Listen, girls should stick
together 'cause there's--

- Yeah, exactly.

- More of us than there is of--

- Pinky promise.

- You know when you're like in a
room

and there's like a wasp and
it's like really agitating you,

and all you want to do
is just get that zapper

and just slap it, that
is what Arg is like.

And I'm in this like perfect
room with this perfect life,

and he's just like some
annoying little wasp

that's always just there
like in the background,

and I just need to get him and
splat him.

- I think the hardest thing

is because we've gone over and
over it

with him so many times.

Like you've had countless
times where you've seen him,

you've said to him look, Arg,
this isn't working any more.

But just move on, and as you're
moving on.

- Yeah.

- But he just always seems
to be there like it's just

got to a point now where
I can't really do much.

I just think the best thing I
don't know,

you might not agree with me,
is if you go round and see him.

- What you been up to?

- I'm agged totally I'm so
upset.

- Really what's the matter?

- We were getting on really
really well

I get this letter out the blue,

the letter categorically states

I want to experience single
life, I wanna spread my wings

and I don't wanna rush
into a relationship.

So I've just sat there and
I've said to her, Danni

that's cool but that means I'm
gonna keep my options open.

She's now gone 'round
to Lydia and she's said

"Oh, basically 'cause I won't,

you know rush the whole
intimacy side of things

he's got rid of me,"

I feel like I'm a sex predator--

- So you've been portrayed as
the bad guy.

- That's how it looks like,
I'm obsessing about that.

Absolutely like a
detriment of my character

because I'm not a sex predator.

That is not what Charlie King is
about.

- No, it's not.

- You know that, you know
I was even gonna buy,

send Danni some flowers like I
felt so bad for upsetting her

and then actually seeing what
she said I'm like no way.

I'll be mutual with
the girl but I'm not...

- Do you know what, the irony of
it is

I'd find it funny now if you
sent it

'cause she'd probably
feel like a right dick.

[electronic music]

- Don't be nervous,

just get out what you wanna
get out if it, alright.

- Yes.

- I'm gonna be here
anyway, I'll be watching.

I'll always be here for you,
alright.

- OK, see you in a bit.

- I love you.

- I love you too.

[jazzy music]

- Oh, my God, Diags!

- Diags, Oh my God, where
you been all my life?

- You alright?

- Come and sit, come and sit.

- And we know you've
been really down recently

and getting really upset,

so I'm gonna take you to a cat
farm.

- What's that?

- She hates cats.

- What's a cat farm?

- A farm of cats, you know like.

- You're lying.

- I think you need to take a
seat.

- We don't have to go near the
cats,

do you know what I mean, we
can see them through the glass.

- No, I wanna go to the cat farm
with you,

you can tell me the stories
about stealing cats again

and that'll make me laugh.

- Exactly, that's what I
thought.

I just wanna make you
laugh and make you happy

'cause you've been a bit down
recently

and I wanted to make you happy.

- You're so lovely,

and I would have a laugh with
you anywhere

so I'm happy to come to the cat
farm.

- Yes, sweet.

- When we going?

- Good Luck.

- Whenever you're free,
cats are always about,

they never like, they're always
gonna be there so anytime.

I dunno when it's open, like 9
till 6.

- Right, I've gotta go.

I'll see you later.

- Thanks for coming, Diags.

- I'll see you at the
cat farm. See you later

- Bye, Oh my god how cute is he?

- I love Diags.

- Taking you to a cat
farm, do you feel special?

- Hello.

- You alright.

- I've just come to talk to you

because I feel like things
have got too much now

and I just feel like I
need to talk to you James,

because it's getting to a point
where

it's getting ridiculous.

I let go ten months ago
and I just feel like

I've let so many things go
James,

and Tom has let so many things
go,

and the reason I've always let
things go

is because I know what you're
like.

If you get a reaction, you
think that that's caring.

I don't know why you're
laughing at that Arg.

- 'Cause, I dunno, I'm
not, I'm not laughing.

- I am the happiest I've ever
been in my whole entire life,

OK, you might laugh at that.

- No, no, if you are
then I'm happy for you.

- I love Tom to bits, I want to
marry Tom,

I want to be with him for
the rest of my life, OK.

And there's no one that
is upsetting us whatsoever

because we are so happy.

But there's you, Arg that is
still there.

You text me when I was in the
car with Tom

saying I miss your bot
bot, it's not funny.

- Right, first of all, when I
sent the text message in Ibiza

I found out that day that
Gemma had cheated on me

and that night I got
really, really pissed,

sent a silly text message
along the lines of

I still love you and I
remember waking up the next day

thinking oh my god I can't
believe I sent that text
message.

I was hoping that you'd
see it and just delete it

and wouldn't tell anyone but
from the way I got it was

you saw the text message
obviously

that must have given you
some sort of satisfaction,

you've gone and showed Tom.

- How is that giving me
satisfaction?

I was sitting with Tom.

Arg, I don't keep secrets.

- No, no, listen to me
'cause you showed Gemma.

- No, you listen to me!

I do not keep secrets from my
boyfriend

like what you did to me.

- Right, did you show Gemma?

Did you go up to Gemma and show
her.

- No, I did not, are you joking?

- She told me you did

- Right, you are causing
trouble, the cheek of it.

- Alright, fair enough

but you could have just
deleted the message

you could have just deleted it.

I've got trouble telling me
boyfriend.

- You're not gonna let me speak,
are you?

You're not letting me speak, are
you?

- You could in trouble for
sending me the message.

You are standing here still
trying to cause problems

between me and my boyfriend.

- No I'm not, no I'm not.

- 'cause you're not getting over
it

- What you talking about?

- And you're so deluded,

going "Oh I am over you, I am
over you,"

no you're fucking not 'cause
you're still calling my mum.

It's not your family anymore
OK, they all fucking hate you.

- Right, listen to me, listen
to me, why are you shouting?

- They do not want nothing
'cause you infuriate me Arg OK.

I hate you with a passion.

- Let me speak, so why
you at my house then?

That's fine, let me speak, let
me speak.

- You are no longer in my life,
OK.

So leave me, my boyfriend,
my family, everyone alone.

- Why you shouting, let
me speak, let me speak.

- Enough is enough Arg.

Stay out of my life, away from
my family.

- But Lydia, all I'm saying is,

but you're not letting me speak,
are ya?

- You make one more rude
remark to my boyfriend, Arg

and I will go mad, I've got
nothing else to say, OK.

- What? Tell me, tell me come
here.

Baby don't worry, come here,
come here.

- When you asked her and she
said yes,

why do you think she said yes?

Do you think it was like

she just wanted security in her
life,

or do think she genuinely
is in love, love with you,

and that was the reason

'cause something's gotta
have changed in her mind,

she must still love you
obviously.

- Yeah.

- So she must have had a reason.

- Maybe she got caught up in the
moment,

not being funny but when
you're on a million pound yacht

off the coast of Marbella
with the person you love,

down on one knee in front of you

with a massive rock in front of
you

d'you know what I mean, you're
gonna.

- You would say yeah, wouldn't
ya?

- You're not gonna think
rationally in your mind,

you'd sit there and think,
hallelujah.

- Hallelujah, Bastard!

- Reckon he's gonna get
his Kenny award back,

we help him out?

- I literally think he
cares about Kenny but--

- I think he really wants
it back though doesn't he.

- He's crying his out about it
isn't he?

- What's happening Kenny?

What's happening?

- Save Kenny!

- Nah, looks nice man.

- Boys, this is called
Operation Save Kenny.

- Basically, I've gotta get

my Kenneth Moore Theatre
award back from Gemma.

- It's a bullet point,
it's a bullet point.

- No, I'm saying the gist of
it, that's what I'm saying.

- Yeah, we don't need a summary
we know what we're here for.

- A bullet point.

- I think all four of us
should stick as a team,

I don't think one of us should
go single.

I think that's a very like bad
idea.

- Well, I've gotta go single
'cause--

- No, you can't.

- Nah, that's a bad idea,

don't mean you have to pick up
the stuff.

- I know exactly what to do,
you walk in, say you walk in,

you go "Gemma I wanna have a
chat,"

so you walk into the thing, you
leave the door on the latch,

us three, sitting outside.

- What about her Dad, say
her Dad's there again?

He'd chase us right out.

- Alright, someone's
gotta lure the dad away.

- No, we're going to
her flat, not her house,

my Kenny award is in her flat.

- K, what if Rami's there?

- Oh.

- Why don't you lure out Gemma

say I really wanna speak
to you around the corner

walk 'round the corner
we'll knock on the door

and Rami will be there he won't
even know what's going on.

We'll be like we left our award
here,

Gemma said we can come and pick
it up.

- A little bit of a liberty on
Gemma.

- No we'll just confuse the shit
of her.

- We'll take our shoes off
won't stain the carpet.

- Ain't it a bit of a
liberty me just using...

no 'cause I wanna get my Kenny
award back.

- Yeah.

- Lydia come 'round last
night she knocks on the door.

- Why?

- Want a chat and that.

- Well she come round and
obviously I opened the door

and it was just like the
most awkward moment ever

it was just like this weird
feeling.

It was almost like she'd been at
home

and rehearsed everything she was
gonna say

with Tom or whatever,
and then just it was like

she was trying to get her words
out

she just started going off on
one.

- Arg, what you gotta
do is go cold turkey.

- Yeah, I'll have to cut
all ties then won't I?

It's gonna be hard but I gotta
do it.

♪ Push me and then just touch me
♪

♪ Till I can get my satisfaction
♪

- Alright mate.

- Thanks for coming.

- Thanks for inviting me.

This what you do with your time
off?

- Well not time off man we're
working

this is what I'm doing.

- Great innit?

- Let's have a chat over here.

- How you been anyway?

- Good mate, busy with The
Honey's.

- I can tell, I wouldn't
mind being that sort of busy.

- It's all good though mate.

- As soon as you said
Mario come down Sugar Hut

I was like you reckon The
Honey's will be there?

- So many people talking about
The Honey's

it's unbelievable.

- Yeah I know seems you like it
as well.

- Our search for some more
Honey's

we're gonna take a few more
and so I was just wondering

if you wanna come down and give
me a hand

in the the judging
and...[laughs]

Yeah just if you wanna
come give us a hand?

- I was just thinking

I'd be getting in so
much trouble with Lucy.

- This can't get you in trouble

you're not doing anything wrong
are you?

- How is she is she alright?

- She's cool man she's cool.

- Yeah, good.

- What about you and Kirk you
good?

- Yeah we've sort of patched
up where we went wrong

a little bit, with Kirk he
can be hot headed at times

I think that's just an age thing

as he's growing up he's
realising

that you can't be like that all
the time

but he seems to be growing
out of that now thankfully.

- Well if it doesn't work
out with Kirk helping you out

then you know I'm always
here to help you anyway.

- Well you're always about
and that's nice thank you

but we'll make it work it's
a family thing you know.

- Exactly.

- It's gotta work innit.

- It's gotta work.

- Top man thanks for your help
now mate.

- I just hope we don't
cause you to much trouble.

- It's worth it.

- This is so shit.

- That's disgusting, let's
go talk to the llamas.

See how good is this!

- I know, but my heels
keep sinking in the mud.

- It's not cats is it,
these are bigger than cats,

if anything they're more
impressive.

Right, your turn.

- Say goodbye to Steve and that.

- See ya

- See ya, Steve.

Steve catch ya later, man

- I hate seeing you upset,

well I hate seeing anyone
upset, but especially you.

You weren't even having banter
any more, you were like,

you was sitting in the corner
all like down and that.

I hated seeing you like
that, it was horrible.

You're gonna find someone,

you're gonna find someone proper
special

'cause you are an amazing
person,

like it's gonna be hard
now to get over it,

but it's not gonna be
as hard as you think.

- I've tried getting over him,

I've tried for a year and seven
months.

I had a relationship with
somebody else,

he turned out to be a
goat, like them over there.

- There's loads of goats out
there,

there's a field of goats,
you will find one llama.

- Alright mate.

- Hello mate, how you doing you
alright?

- I'm very good, how are you?

- No too bad.

- Looking lovely as always.

- You know me.

- You know Arg.

- Yeah.

- He's had to, he's been like,

Gemma's nicked his Kenny award
from him.

- What is a Kenny award by the
way?

- I don't actually know what it
is,

but I know it means something to
Arg.

- What, do you have to do to get
it?

- I think you have to go,

I think you have to do like a
drama,

mini musical theatre thing
or something like that.

- Well, it's not like a BAFTA is
it?

- It's not, well, it
pretty much is a BAFTA.

It's like an Oscar.

I've been nominated,
basically to go round,

I've gotta go round Gemma's
house

and ask for the Kenny Award
back.

This Kenny Award means
everything to Arg

you can tell by his face
he wants it back so bad

but to Gemma it's like a heart

like she's holding it 'cause she
knows.

- Ah, she knows, yeah.

- That's what I'm saying, she
knows yeah,

that if she has that he
has to keep asking for it

and going back to her and
ringing her and asking.

- That's not fair though.

- She's holding it against him.

- She's got him now, hasn't she,

she's got him by the short and
curlies.

- She's literally got him there,

literally grabbing him like
that.

- I've got it, I've got it
and you're not having it back.

- This is the plan, this is
what I'm thinking anyway,

it should work if Sam
goes round Gemma's house

for a girls' night in, whatever
they do, order a takeaway,

watch a few films, whatever, so
on the sly

I'm basically gonna go crash the
party.

- On your own?

- No, that's what I'm saying.

That's why I'm going to
ask you to come with me.

- Basically, you and Arg
are gonna stay outside.

- Oh is Arg going,
that'd cause agg though,

you know what I mean?

- No, 'cause you have to hide,

and then I'm gonna throw the
Kenny Award out the window.

- How you gonna find it?

You're gonna be rummaging
round her knicker drawer.

- I'll find it mate, I'll
find it, trust me, yeah.

- Will you time me how
long I can hold my breath?

Ready? Steady.

- I know you're lying, you lied.

- Lying what?

- You come up, man.

- How did I come up?

- You definitely did.

- I was under water.

- Was you, really?

- Was you not watching?

- Nah.

- Thanks mate, what if I'd have
died?

- Lucy and this whole engagement
thing,

really winding me up because
all she keeps doing is

telling everyone that she's
not ready to get married

sort of thing, that she's too
young

and all that sort of stuff.

It just keeps playing on my
mind.

That's why I'm here to
talk to you about that.

- Stressing about that.

- But there's still no
excitement.

There's no trying to pick
a dress, there's not,

no getting excited about
any, none of it, none of it.

Even like locations.

I'm like "Shall we get married
in Italy,"

she doesn't want to know.

- Yeah.

- It's just weird.

And as well, obviously, she's
now changed her hair colour.

It's sort of like--

- Blonde bombshell.

- Yeah, like all of a sudden
she's just changed it,

all of a sudden she's gone
blonde

doesn't really care about
the wedding, doesn't...

It's like you know when
someone sort of does something

not because they're
intentionally doing it,

that you have a dramatic change

because you're not happy or not
you know,

the circumstances with the
way everything's going in your

life, you're going to deter
away from it, sort of thing.

- Yeah, it's like putting
up a front, isn't it?

- So no one's actually talking
about

the fact that we're getting
married.

It's like she's done it,
do you know what I mean?

- Yeah, yeah.

- Because she always says the
same thing,

oh, there's so much pressure
for us to get married,

sort of like she's changed her
hair

to sort of give someone else,

so that people have something
else to talk to her about.

- You know the only way to
really resolve it is you know,

for you to just grow some
balls and talk to her.

You know what I mean?

- It feels like she's told
everyone else but me though,

but it's almost like I'm scared
to ask her

because I'm scared of
hearing the one thing

I don't want to hear, which is
her saying no, I'm not ready.

- Diags listen, even though
it has been a very good day

and you have cheered me up

it did really make me laugh
when you chased the llamas,

but dating rules always
remember in your future dates

that you've gotta pick the girl
up

doesn't matter if you can't
drive

can't use that as an excuse
you do taxi can't you

- Depends how far.

- And then, probably find out
a little bit about your date

before you decide what
you're gonna do on your date.

- I think if my date doesn't
like animals and doesn't like--

- Is not very outdoorsy.

- Yeah, doesn't like outdoors

then going to an outdoor
animal farm would probably be--

- A shit date.

- Yeah, a shit date.

- Some dating tips.

- I think you've done really
well,

the fact that you hate
animals and farms and outdoors

and we went to an animal farm
outdoors

I think you handled that really
well

'cause you came into the goats

and you stepped in poo
and stuff like that.

- Yep, got the proof on my
boots.

- Fantastic, and you're
allowing me to get drunk--

- Kinda selfish.

- Selfish but good for me

so I'll take ten out of ten
for me thank you, cheers.

I've had such a good day but I
can't drive

and I need to go home and the
farm

I had to pay for the food
like for the goats and that.

And I don't want to get
a taxi and you do drive

and you haven't been drinking
'cause I made sure you didn't.

So if you could drop me at home?

- No, Diags that's really
rude don't push you're luck.

- If you could?

- Then I'll start giving you a
lift

then you'll start wanting to
stay over

and shit like my flats really
cold I don't wanna go home.

- To mine.

- I'm still gonna drop you home

I'm not gonna leave you stranded
drunk

I'm not a weirdo a little
weird diag it's all diagonal.

- Will you take me home?

- Yes.

- Oh, cool.

- Not "home" home, to your home.

- Yeah, my home.

- Come then, let's go.

- I'm going.

- Ready.

- See you later.

- See ya later.

- I'm coming.

- If you really wanna come you
can come,

but there's nothing for you
to do, it's a girls night out.

- I might as well come for a
laugh, innit.

- No, no you're not invited!

- I'm coming.

- Joe!

- Yes!

- Get out, you're not invited,
go.

- Alright I'll see you later.

- Give me a kiss.

- You don't want me to go, do
ya?

- Bye.

- I'll come, I'll come.

- No!

- I will I'll come anyway,
I might as well come.

- Joey, you're not invited.

- I'll come for a laugh, come
on.

I'll come because I know
you want me to really.

- Right, as much as I'd love you
to come

Gemma's not invited you.

- So Joey, how come you've
invaded our little girls' night?

- I dunno y'know, I was
just sitting at home

and I dunno where the boys
are so I thought I'd just,

I'd just come with you, yeah.

- Have they pied you all
tonight?

- Nah, I dunno where they are,
I ain't really spoke to em,

but I just thought I'd come
round.

- You look tense.

- I am a bit tense, I'm a bit
nervous

it's quite a big thing for me,
you know.

- Why, explain the whole thing.

- What you wanna know
about the Kenny Award?

- Yeah, everything.

- Basically, I got given, in
2002 when I was I think 15

the Young Performer of the Year
Award

at the Kenneth Moore Theatre

and so basically it means so
much to me,

it's like sentimental value
and I wanna get it back.

- Do you ever, ever imagine

you'll see yourself with Kirk
again?

- I don't think so.

You can't deny that
he's a good looking boy.

- Yeah.

- But I haven't seen him
for so long so I don't know.

- Oh, we've got a text.

- He's probably hiding
in a tree texting ya.

- Operation Kenny PlayStation
turnout is in place.

- Oh, nice, naughty.

- I went and saw Tom yesterday,

brother-in-law Tom and we were
talking

I went to talk to him to get
some advice

because all it ever seems is
like

every time that you have
to talk about the wedding

or anything with the girls you
always say you're too young

and it always seems that
you're more negative about

the wedding than you are
positive.

It's not like you've said
it once, you've said it

quite a few times and
you've said that you know

all the girls have told me
you're not excited about it

you're not ready to do this,
you're not ready to do that,

so it makes me question

the fact of whether you
actually wanna marry me or not.

- Well, you know my opinions
Bub,

like I loved when you
proposed to me, I loved it

and we were so happy, but
as soon as someone asks me

about the wedding I change the
subject and that's a bad...

it's not 'cause I don't love
you.

- OK then, in that case baby

I don't wanna be engaged any
more.

I don't wanna be engaged any
more.

- I don't, I don't...

- I don't wanna be engaged any
more then

if that's how you feel when
people ask you about our wedding

I don't wanna be engaged any
more.

- No, because I'm not
ready to plan a wedding.

It doesn't mean I don't wanna be
engaged

it means I'm not ready to plan a
wedding.

I'm 21 years old Mario.

- It's fine, we will not get
married,

if that's what you want,
we will not get married.

- Can you get me a glass of
wine, please.

- Well what do you want me to
do?

- Well just go and get one
please.

- Wheres the toilet, Gem,
toilet, I wanna go toilet.

- Don't go rummaging
around Gemma's drawers.

- I'm holding it in.

- Alright, Joey, Joey.

- Listen Arg.

- Joe, Joe, how are you getting
on?

- It's well awkward, Lauren
Pope's here as well, man.

- Have you seen the Kenny Award?

- What do I have to do,

shall I go through her
bedroom or something?

- Mate, just go through the
whole flat.

- [Kirk] And get some knickers!

- Yeah, and Kirk,
because Kirk's driving us

and I feel guilty I've
sort of promised him

that you'll grab him a
pair of Gemma's knickers.

- Alright, so one pair
of Gemma's knickers.

- One pair of Gemma's knickers.

- I've gotta try and find
the...mean

I know what a PlayStation looks
like

I just dunno what the
Kenny Award looks like

what colour is it, is it silver,
black?

- No right, the Kenny Award,

it's like, it's like a
little silver, silver star.

- Mate, honestly I'm standing
in the toilet now, mate,

and there's these bras next
to me and they're so big man.

- Joe!

- Joey, what are you doing?

- Have you still got Arg's
PlayStation?

Do you reckon he's looking for
it?

- That's why he's come!

- No!

- He better not!

- Alright, well, mate, trust
me these bras are so big.

- He actually said he was very
booby.

- What have you been doing?

- Right, what was you doing in
my toilet

'cause you weren't going to
number two.

- I was

- I think you're snooping around

for James Arg Argent's finery

- You so are!

- Tell the truth.

- Can I see the Kenny Award,

I'll take a picture of
it and say it's safe.

- You are gonna snatch it
though out my hands, oh,

do you know what take the Kenny
Award

take the Kenny Award
just take it back to him.

It's ridiculous.

- I just want to see it.

- Do you still have feelings
towards Lauren Pope or?

- You know what, this
is gonna sound a bit bad

I did have sort of feelings for
her

not in a boyfriend girlfriend
sort of way

in a loving sort of way until
I went to the restaurant.

I dunno if you heard, I went
to a restaurant she was in

in the area, and I had my dog

and she ain't seen the dog in
ages

so I thought I'll take the dog
to see her

and she blatantly just told me
to go away.

- Really?

- In front of my face, in
front of a whole restaurant,

she said go away, and she
made me feel about that big.

- Right.

- Oh my God.

- If you want this, you can have
it.

- I can't believe that's it.

- Joey, the award!

- I'll talk to youse later.

- What about me?

- I'm going out to meet
Kirk, I'll be five minutes.

- What for, are you
alright, Kirk's downstairs.

- He's got it, mate how do you
unlock it?

Get in, where is it, where is
it?

- I've got it mate, here it is.

- Let me have a look.

- It's my Kenny Award, I love
you mate!

- OK, well you want the truth,
the reason I'm not ready yet

age is one, what people say is
two

because I care about
that and you know I care,

three, I don't 100%
trust you at the moment,

and I dunno, it just doesn't
feel right,

my gut instinct doesn't feel
right and they're my reasons.

- I'm done.

- Yeah, I knew you'd do that.

You text loads of girls again
and then you put it on me.

Fucking idiot.

♪ Never thought things could
get so hard to handle ♪

♪ Now I'm not a little girl

♪ I'm here in your crazy world

♪ Nothing you do can be
anticipated ♪

♪ You don't have to live like
this ♪

♪ I could free you with a kiss

♪ All you have to do is let me
love you ♪