All language subtitles for Harry.og.kammertjeneren.1961.Denmark.Christensen.x264.DVDrip.Eng

Hello, Harry.
I'll pick you up after work.

Wouldn't you like to donate
to our Patagonian brothers?

The brothers are starving. When in need
friends are like feathers in a storm.

Even a measly penny
will do wonders.

- Hello, bishop, how's it going?
- It's not going at all.

- People are ever more godless.
- I didn't sell anything either.

Aren't they sweet?
It's macaroni.

Then you always have
a meal at hand.

- What do you think?
- Peculiar.

- "The sun sets in the North Sea."
- I beg your pardon?

That's its name.
Can't you see that?

Peculiar, absolutely.
...One moment.

10 kroner. I haven't had a drop
of food today either.

- What did you say?
- "The Society for Dogs in Distress."

- You're terrible.
- One has to live.

- Women can always get married.
- To whom?

- Prince Igor is interested.
- Yes, in anything with a skirt on.

He owes me five 10'ers.
He borrows a 10'er at a time.

He wants to buy a business.

- Well, have you decided?
- Yes... What did we agree upon?

- 30,000.
- 30,000... that's very reasonable.

- I'll have to confer with my bank.
- I'll need to know soon.

Look what Meyer gave me.

It needs a ship. I want to find
a nut. What do you think?

- Yes... beautiful.
- "The sun sets in the North Sea".

- Well. I have a couple of errands first.
- I'll go with you.

KRAUSE AUTOMOBILE SCRAPPING

- It's just Harry.

If you need anything,
just go ahead.

Watch it that Krause doesn't show up
...Well, the kids will warn you.

Fresh air... there.

- What is this!
- Good day, Mr. Krause.

You are not doing your job!

- Look what the kid stole!
- I only unscrewed it.

- You're fired!
- Won't you come inside?

- This is outrageous!
- This must be a misunderstanding.

Yes; I was foolish enough to have
you guard the place.

- Come inside.
- Beat it, kid. Get that light off!

Capitalist!

My stomach, I can't stand it.
I can't take this!

- Water!
- Yes... and a teaspoon.

Please be seated,
Mr. Krause.

Watch out!

Yes, I got to get that repaired.

He's early.

Adams! Sit down!

We need to talk about this.
It can't go on.

I let you live for free
in this shed... house.

You're not doing your job.
These children ruin me.

That blasted stomach!

- How is your health?
- Well... It's okay.

It's the stomach.
The doctor say it's acid.

Adams;
You're too old for this job.

Why don't you try to get into
some sort of home?

I'm so loathe to leave.
It won't happen again.

I can get 200,000 for the property.
Do you know why I'm not selling?

You're waiting for the value
to increase even further.

Yes! ...No, dammit!
For your sake.

What time is it?

I'd better get home.

Consider this a warning.
The last!

Thank you very much, Mr. Krause,
it won't happen again.

I'm so fond of it here.

This powder is a miracle...

Did the lump of lard leave yet?

She's married. Hands off.
Understood?

- Yes, Christ almighty.
- Did I show you this?

This was when I was on tour.
That's me... there.

Nice operetta.

I was the understudy for
the leading role.

But she had
a damn good health.

- Yes, very, very interesting.
- Well, that was then.

Now let me hear all about this
bright idea you've gotten.

The greatest trick.
Water tight, I tell you.

You find a rich mansion.
Tail the maid.

Arrange a meeting.
Charm her socks off.

Invite her out and... home.

"Borrow" her keys to the mansion
Press them against a wax plate.

The next day you make
a copy of the keys.

Wait a couple of months,
until the maid has been replaced

Then lock yourself into the
mansion. No one will suspect.

- Brilliant, isn't it?

- What's so funny?
- What an imagination, huh?

Without seed money
you'll get nowhere.

I know a system that's even more
certain to yield money.

- What's that?
- Work.

If only you would
take this seriously.

Little failed men with big
thoughts fill my establishment.

Don't become one of them.

- Stop that dreaming.
- What about you and your theater?

I live on it, not off it.
Find something to do.

Well, I got to go.
Can't you lend me a 10'er?

- Good evening, Harry.
- Evening, bishop.

- How is it going?
- Poorly.

There is no charity in people
any longer.

But as Goethe says:
"Happiness is like the Moon."

"It waxes or wanes."
Or was it Schiller?

Krause was here.
He threatened to throw me out.

"Life is like a card game.
Even the bad cards must be played."

- Goethe?
- Nah, that's one of my own.

May I perform the rocket test
now?

- Yes, you may.
- Thanks.

That was too bad.
Come tomorrow and start over.

Sorry I'm late.
Business... Shall we?

- Good evening... Good evening Harry?
- Good evening Igor.

Well, let's get to it.

- Trine sends her regards.
- Thanks.

OUT OF ORDER!

3 Hearts.

- Pass.
- 4 Spades.

4 sans.

- Pass.
- 5 spades.

6 Hearts... small slam.

- Krause wasn't himself today.
- That's progress.

- He can get 200,000 for the place.
- That much money doesn't exist.

- There are other things than money.
- Yeah, diamonds and such.

- You have to declare, dammit, Harry!
- Igor!

It's time, Harry.

Well, so it is.
Thank you.

Don't be scared of Krause.
We're all in the same boat.

Yes... But there's a first
and second class.

I ran into Magdalena.
You owe her some money.

- She's a sweet girl, she is.
- She's the nicest girl on earth.

But I've tried everything.
It doesn't work on her.

Women are like shadows.
You can't escape them -

- and you can't catch them
Pass.

One never learns
to understand women.

No, but it's a lot of
fun while you're trying.

There's a jubilee performance
at the Royal Theater tonight.

- Want to come?
- Sorry.

- No, I have to sleep.
- Pity. The royals are coming.

- Good evening. Who was the lucky one?
- We only play for the honor.

There are other things than money.

- Igor, did you find work?
- I'm still searching.

You've done that for 4 years.

Find something regular, Igor. There's
talk about "cleaning up" around here.

There's a jubilee performance
tonight. Do you have time?

Sorry. I'm on duty.

- Well, guess we got to move on.
- Yes, good evening, gentlemen.

Goodbye all.
Thanks for tonight.

Goddess!

My dream. Your eyes are pearls.
I'm crazy about you.

- You owe me five 10'ers.
- What do have against me?

Apart from your being unbearable
I have nothing against you.

- With you I always do the wrong thing.
- Why not just be yourself?

I'll buy you a goodnight beer.
Feel like one?

Yes, if you'll spare me your
irresistible charm.

Then we'll have to go elsewhere.

Oh goddammit... I left without
my money. Do you have a 10'er?

We're broadcasting from the jubilee
performance at the Royal Theatre.

- Are you Harry Adams?
- Oh stop it! Morning Mink.

- I have a summons for you.
- I don't owe anyone anything.

This is serious!
Are you coming?

Listen Mink!
It's Harry.

Please come with me.

Since we couldn't trace you we had
to ask the police for assistance.

I, Caroline Amalie Adams,
of sound mind and body -

- hereby bequeath my estate and
fortune to be split

- between the Assn. for the exchange
of Nordic Aquarium Fishes -

- and my late cousin
Kamma's only son, -

- Harry Adams,
address unknown.

Do you acknowledge inheritance
and debt, Mr. Adams?

- I don't owe a penny.
- You inherited, Mr. Adams.

The amount due to be paid out
in two parts -

- is 50,000 kroner
with 25,000 kroner for each.

Since Mr. Adams' relation is
not in ascending line -

- The Treasury is due 10,000 kr.
The Inheritance Tax is 3,500 kr.

Salary for the lawyer is 6,500 kr.

Booking Fee and Confusion Allowance
make up 1,100 kr.

Stamp Duty and salary for the auction
leader makes up 593.76 kr.

The remainder, 3,306.24 kr. will be
paid out today -

- against receipt in duplicate. Will a
check be acceptable, Mr. Adams?

- How would you like the money?
- Yes please.

- You are being addressed.
- That's alright.

- Will a check be good enough?
- Yes please, but in small notes.

I've got to bring them home
or nobody is going to believe me.

- As you wish.
- You're welcome.

Ms. Holm, I need
3,306.24 kroner.

- Cash.
- Yes, it's ready.

Thank you.

- Here you are.
- Thank you, Ms. Holm.

Here you are.

Well, I guess I had better be
getting home.

It's for you.

I only know
what the green grocer said.

- But, dammit, that's got to be...
- Igor!

I could understand it better if it
was one of us Mink had napped.

- Where can we find out more?
- Call the police station.

What a damn horrible thought.

"One does not stick one's hand
into the mouth of a lion." Genesis.

- Run out and play!
- I'm not playing.

Harry's coming!

- Hi, Harry
- Hello, Harry.

Oh no...

- What happened, Harry?
- Did they mistreat you?

He's probably been
brainwashed.

What did these publicans and
Pharisees want from you?

- Publicans? Is it cigarette paper?
- Unburden you heart, Harry.

I inherited.

I told you!
He's sick.

They're mine.

Did anybody see you?

Heisenberg, get 3 pilsners.
Now, go.

The miracle has happened.
He did inherit!

- You're kidding!
- I don't even know the lady.

Each straw gets its drop of dew...

- Think what we could make of them!
- "We"?

I've never owned that much money.

I can make us stinking rich!

I thought everyone
had forgotten me.

I can get the business for
3,000 in down payment.

Igor! We can't sit here
and spend Harry's money!

No, if you really wanted to
spend them sensibly -

- you should found a religious sect.
There's a room over on Clover Street.

- You have no idea how happy I am.
- Money heals many wounds.

No, it's just that somebody
thought of me.

- Well, we just want to advice you.
- I'll think about it.

I've many times dreamt
what I would do -

- if suddenly I came into money,
though I never figured...

I know what I want to use them for.

- You won't put them in the bank?
- Don't be foolish, Harry!

Yes, Viggo, this something the two of
us usually don't talk about.

And it doesn't actually matter
whether I'm alive or dead.

Perhaps Igor and the bishop
will be sad for a couple of days -

- but then it'll be forgotten.

"Oh, Harry, he was the guy we
played cards with every Wednesday."

I don't amount to much
in the eyes of others.

"Hello there, Harry."
That's all.

It's as if there never really
was a purpose to me.

I've never been able to give myself
a kick in the behind.

And therefore...
one day at a time.

But there's one thing
I've been missing.

And that's love.

I know that love can be
bought for money...

And that's what I'm going to do now.

- Christ almighty. He wants to marry.
- His soul has been damaged.

No, blimey, I'm not thinking
about ladies.

Nah, I've become too old and
too set in my ways.

I've had an idea.
I'm going to hire a butler.

My own personal servant, who's
just going to pamper me a little.

A valet? We need to get a doctor.

Well, it's his own money.

There must be something
he needs more than that!

Many elderly gentlemen spend
the autumn of their lives that way.

Yes, rich gentlemen.

Even if there's only enough for a
few months, I'll enjoy every minute.

A valet, you say?
What about Laurits down in The Drop?

- No, a real one.
- But you don't throw away 3,000 kr!

Yes, 'cause the only thing I miss
is someone to pamper me a little.

Then, by Jove, a butler
you shall have!

- Where do you get one of those?
- Advertisement?

- You must be able to make one of those.
- Do you have a pencil?

If Harry has been tortured,
he can complain to the ombudsman.

It's not called recommendations.
It's called references.

- Are you done soon?
- Yeah... Now listen.

Manservant sought for personal
attendance of older gentleman.

Without references from the best
houses it is needless to reflect.

Apply in person this first
Monday between 3 and 4 pm.

Harry Adams, Maple Street 248.

- I called once I saw the ad.
- And I called Fabricius.

- He is without work, like I am.
- Fabricius is waiting in the salon.

I'll be done here tomorrow. Her
grace had to take a part timer.

The upper class can no longer
afford us.

One can hardly tell the difference
between one of princely origins -

- and a bookkeeper.

I remember the prince of Schnurr
zum Birkenfeld.

He once found a hair in his soup
and had the cook walled in.

- Yes, those were the times!
- Only the nouveau-riche can afford us.

Last season I was worked for
a wholesaler in meats.

He put the red wine in the ice box.
Naturally I resigned.

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- Did you read the ad?
- Yes, probably a provision merchant.

- Oh no!
- Good thing one saved up a little.

We mustn't fail.
The other day I met Edmund.

He's now head waiter
on the Great Belt Ferry.

Our trade is threatened by degeneration
and dissolution. We are the last.

It is our duty to apply for
the position with Mr. Adams.

- But a provision merchant!
- Even a provision merchant.

- He'll make a fool of himself!
- It's his money!

He must've gone senile.

- Is he playing with a full deck?
- A butler!

Oh you guys are just jealous!

- Hello there, Al Capone!
- Dream girl... princess.

- It doesn't work on me.
- I'm relaxed.

I'm primitive and natural

- That's how you want me.
- I don't want you.

- Where are you going?
- I have an appointment.

- With whom?
- What business of yours is that?

- With a man?
- Perhaps.

- Anyone I know?
- Possibly.

Men will use any trick to
get in bed with a girl!

- How do you know?
- What? I see what's going on.

- I'm a big girl
- Is it serious?

- Between you and that joker.
- Perhaps.

Falling for that kind of guy!
Girls are too damn naive!

You're so sweet
when you're natural.

No, look at those!

THE DROP CAFE

They've come to bury me!
I'm not dead, I can prove it!

- I can't anymore!
- We must.

I give up!

Fabricius,
I'm an old man.

I won't do it!
You go. You're younger.

I'll wait for you.
Have courage!

No, look at that!

HONK TWICE

May I presume that you
are Mr. Adams?

- Is it the ad?
- I am a reflectant, quite right.

What are you? ... Oh, I see.
Please, come inside.

- Won't you sit down?
- Thank you.

- I've got to get that repaired.
- One can't do everything.

Allow me to introduce myself,
Walter Christian Fabricius.

I've brought
my references.

References... That's what
Heisenberg came up with.

Heisenberg?
Related to the physicist?

- Yeah. He makes rockets.
- Ah. I see.

If that isn't adequate -

- you can contact the
Duke of Kent.

No, I don't think that'll
be necessary.

- Excuse me for a moment.
- Certainly.

May I offer you
a little nip?

A nip?
I don't think...

Are you on the wagon?
Did you take the pledge?

Oh, do I have a pathological
propensity for alcoholic beverages?

No, that isn't in the
slightest way the case.

It was the best the grocer had.

I am not familiar with
this brand and vintage.

Unfortunate that I'm not
better oriented.

- Cheers.
- To your well-being.

No, this brand I've certainly
never tasted before.

Well...

- Yes, well... How much?
- How much?

- Yes, I mean per week...
- Oh, the weekly wages.

Shall I bring my own livery?

No, we have credit
with the grocer.

According to the tariff, the weekly
wages should be 286 kr. plus diet.

Excuse me for a moment.

Heisenberg!...
How do you do it?

The gravitational pull is negated
by Benny. He's holding my legs.

- What's 3,000 divided by 286?
- 11.294. How many decimals?

- Can you live at home?
- That would be convenient.

Then you're hired.

I shall do my best.

Shall I begin on the first?

- Can you start Monday?
- So soon?

I have a bridge party Wednesday. Then
the bishop and prince Igor come over.

Prince Igor? A relative of Grand
Prince Ivan Ivanovich Igoritsky?

No, I don't think so.
His dad lives over on Clover Street.

- How early shall I arrive?
- I need to be with the green...

- I start work at 9 am.
- Very well.

At 8 o'clock sharp I shall wake you
with the morning tray.

- Won't you...
- No thanks.

Goodbye.
And stay cheerful.

I shall do my best.
Thank you so much, Mr. Adams. Goodbye.

With your permission.

- How was it?
- Indescribable.

- So you said no?
- I said yes.

It's hard to understand, but
I long for something to do.

I guess I can last a couple of weeks.

- Was it that bad?
- Worse.

Good morning, Mr. Adams.
It is precisely 8 o'clock.

I hope the master had a quiet night.

- 15, 3 to 4, clear. 1070 rising.
- I'm sorry?

Temperature, wind speed and
barometric pressure.

- Is that good weather?
- Not for trout fishing.

Trout...
No, not quite today.

When does master leave?

Is it too presumptuous to inquire into
the master's occupation?

I help the green gro...
I'm employed in the food industry.

- I have to leave at a quarter to
- Then I'll get the bath ready.

That is so nice.

38 degrees ought to be suitable
this time of year.

The bath is ready.

Which one, Mr. Adams?

The Prince of Scorofentri always used
striped ones before noon.

- Will master have lunch at the club?
- The club?

- No, I'll be home at noon.
- Then lunch will be ready.

May I wish master good luck in today's
endeavors. Good morning.

- Isn't Harry home?
- Mr. Adams has just left.

Can I launch it now? He usually
doesn't mind.

That one didn't work either. It
goes up a meter and then down again.

Did you cause the explosion?

Oh, it's not quite dead yet.

Get that instrument out of this
house immediately!

- Why are you cleaning?
- That's my job.

- But you're a man!
- What's your name, my friend?

Poul. They call me Heisenberg.
I used to deliver newspapers.

- Are you married?
- No.

Then who decides on
what you have to do?

No one can serve two masters.
How old are you?

- 10.
- That young?!

- Weren't you at my age?
- No, that... What?!

I find your sense of logic appealing.

It's dangerous to play with rockets.
Does your mother know what you do?

She's in the hospital.
Nervous breakdown.

I think it's something with my dad.
I have to go to school. Goodbye.

He looks like a penguin.

- Was that him?!
- Yes.

The valet of my delivery man!
Crazy times.

- I'm getting all nervous.
- That is in no way unusual.

The Duke of Fiori always took a
sedative before a party.

Fabricius... How does one do it?
Do you say your name or...

Just leave all that to me, Mr. Adams.

His Royal Highness Prince Igor.

- Hello.
- Hello.

His Reverence the bishop of...
of...

- Oh get outta here.
- With pleasure.

Please be seated.

Is he going to stay here all night?

Oh well, cheers and welcome to all of you.

Isn't he going home soon?

Isn't this cozy, huh?
Could anyone want more?

"There are only two tragedies
in this life."

"Not to get what you want,
and to get it."

Socrates.

The bon mot
in question is by Bernard Shaw.

Shaw.. oh right.
Right on the tip of my tongue. Thanks.

He does that too.
He does everything.

Harry, your turn to call.

Let me see...

I must ask for your indulgence.

I am not yet familiar with the tastes
of the guests. Is this your brand?

Erh, malaria, frequent fevers, my time
in the East. So my doctor...

Personal preference in beverage is
highly individual.

The Duke of Beaufort preferred
turpentine in his tea over lemon.

Each to his taste.

I do hope you'll make use of the
house bottle.

He's something out of the ordinary.

That's what I call class. "What does
Your Royal Highness think?"

Shut up...
"Your Reverence."

Is Your Reverence pleased with the
vintage?

Now! This is no joking matter.

- Time, bishop?
- It's too late!

- Just let it bump!

It's fastened with a clothes pin!

What's the matter?
Did you run into a fist?

Is it Magdalena?

- The business?
- It was sold this morning?

Oh, dear. At least you had the
pleasure of fantasizing about it.

Another one will probably come along.

- Nothing will happen.
- You won't know how high it goes.

And my kid brother!
I'm telling Fabricius.

Fabricius, come! Heisenberg is about
to launch little Tom in a rocket.

Little Tom goes into the barrel.
He's getting launched.

I'm just testing the size.
He volunteered, right?

Heisenberg, go to the house! You
promised you'd stop these tests.

This must be the famous Fabricius.

How do you do. I'm Magdalena.

Oh, I see. Very pleased indeed. Welcome.

- What's the matter?
- The old problem between generations.

Harry gave me permission to find
some materials.

She finds a bicycle, smashes it and
calls it "mother and child".

He's so cheeky!`

- Go inside. I'll be right along.
- Am I getting psycho analyzed?

You've made Harry happy.
He's a completely different person.

I am pleased.
I'm only doing my duty.

There is something I want to ask you about.

This is not some curious notion.
Tell me, Mr. Adams...

Your eyes are pearls.

- What's your name?
Else.

Did no one tell you that you
have lovely eyes?

- Perhaps.
- Who?

- He's out sailing.
- So you're left alone knitting?

- Yeah...
- I'm alone too.

I could come hold your yarn for you?

- Perhaps.
-Else, we have customers!

Oh, what's this!

I was just telling Else how I fried
eggs when I was sailing.

Turn the heat down to low or you'll
burn your fingers!

- I can't sell it.
- Hardly surprising.

You're doing it wrong.
You look as if you're insulted.

You have to sell yourself. I mean...
Let me try.

- How much for this stuff?
- 6 kroner a piece.

6 kroner! They're worth twice that.
We'll charge 12.

Naw, look at him go!

Just be glad you don't see all of
his little tricks.

- How much did you get?
- One moment...

Goodbye, ladies.
Thanks for stopping by.

- 4 necklaces, 48 kroner.
- You keep half.

I don't need to make more than 6 kr.
You've earned them honestly.

- What does it cost to make them?
- I don't know.

It's macaroni, straw and sunflower
seeds. 50 ore a piece.

50 ore! This could be a huge business.

- You'll make them, I'll sell them.
- The two of us?

- They are actually beautiful.
- You think so?

I’ve always wanted to become a businessman.

I love selling. It doesn't matter what
you sell.

I never thought it would be macaroni.

You look tired, your Reverence.

Too late to bed. These days you need
to work the night shift as well.

Unhappy with life?

They're taking down the phone wires
and putting cables in the ground.

What will the little birds sit on?

No, romance is going away.

Shouldn't your Reverence think
about your health?

You mean morals are a chemical
compound that dissolves in alcohol?

But that doesn't go for me. I have
no morals if I don't...

Heisenberg, would you do me a favor
and do some shopping for me?

Yes.

- Are your hands cold?
- Nah.

- Then take them out of your pocket!
- Then I will be cold.

What does one do against this kind
of logical answers?!

The house needs a dustpan.
Will you buy one?

But we need to save, so get it as
cheaply as possible.

No, the cards have been dealt, Fabricius.
It's too late to change my ways.

I must go to the end of the line
and continue my collections.

That gives people an opportunity
to do a good deed.

- That's a positive after all.
- A surprising point of view.

AUTHORIZED ACCESS ONLY

Get out of here!

What the hell are you doing here, kid?

How do you do, Your Royal Highness.

Banded! Want one?

- Want one too?
- If I may wait.

Bought for money.
Earned in a decent manner.

I've started selling jewelry.

Macaroni?

- How did you know?
- I ate a couple of them yesterday.

That's not a laughing matter.
They're works of art.

Magdalena, I imagine?
Original and talented.

We're going to do business together.
A sort of chain store.

Very funny.

I will bring Your Highness a cup.

She really is a sweet girl.

Marriage is the only punishment not
shortened by good behavior.

Why do you say that?

Fabricius, what's wrong with me?

- Nothing, Your Highness.
- Then why doesn't she want me?

I've told you, you're using an all
wrong technique with that girl.

His Reverence is right.
Your approach is wrong.

What do you know about ladies?

I worked for 2 years at
a French ambassador's.

First you find out if the young lady
has any feeling of sympathy for you.

- What do I do?
- Nothing.

How do you do nothing?

Next time you meet Magdalena,
be cold and rejecting.

- Ignore her.
- Then what?

Good thing I don't have to deal
with that anymore!

What if she doesn't react?
If she doesn't care?

Then we must find out why.

But if she reacts positively,
then it's scientifically proven -

- that she will do her utmost to
make you interested in her.

Girls don't chase men. The mouse
trap doesn't run after the mouse.

You do not know the psyche of women.

No, that's one of the few ailments
I've been spared of.

Scientifically proven?
I'll be damned.

- Here you go.
- Where on earth did you buy this?

I got it for free, so I saved the money.

- You coming?
- Yes.

- Isn't that good enough?
- Yes, that's very nice.

- Are you coming tonight, Fabricius?
- Oh, I forgot, Fabricius!

You told Harry about a count
who would sometimes invite you out.

The Duke of Orleans took me to Maxim.

Tonight Harry will invite you to
The Drop Cafe.

- No compulsory champagne!
- But the best bouncer in town.

- Oh, an eccentric restaurant.
- Nah, it's a nice place.

The entertainment are select, exquisite
brawls.

If you get the hostess drunk you
can get her to sing.

Your arguments are so
compelling that I will join you.

There's the king of the junk yard and
his fancy pansy butler.

Mr. butler, hand me my dentures
I'm hungry.

James, will you iron my pajamas!

I only sleep in Chanel No. 5.

- Never mind that.
- Ignore them.

Interesting study of folklore, not
unlike the atmosphere of Montmartre.

Pleased to make your acquaintance,
colleague.

Colleague?
The pleasure is all mine.

- The usual?
- Or a snaps?

No, that's too strong.

You should be ashamed, stealing Harry's
money like that.

- Your tone is inappropriate.
- You getting cheeky?

- Go, Orla, you're drunk.
- Shut up, Loony-Harry!

- Your thinker is dented!
- Now beat it, Orla.

How is this here nursing home going
to kick me out?

Get going, Orla.

You have richly exceeded your competence.

No one puts a hand on Mr. Adams.

Since you seem to only speak brawl,
I will agree to -

- converse with you in that language.

I must request you to strike first.

Looking for a beating?

- He's an okay fella!
- Did you se that? What technique!

- They like him!
- Where did you learn that?

- The Earl of Brettshire was so...

If you need work, come to mama here.

- What happened?
- Fabricius said "hello" to Orla.

Mademoiselle.

What did Trine mean?

Fabricius ended a discussion with Orla
with quite a punch.

Is that a new blouse?
Sew it yourself?

- Yes.
- It shows.

...the black sailor
with flag yellow and red

It brings ill omen and
friends to be dead.

Do you have a cigarette?

- Are you talking to me?

You're so strange.
What's the matter?

Are you even listening to what I'm saying?

- Do you want a cigarette?
- No thanks.

I'd like to show you something.

It's an honor to get to
see Viggo's album.

Everybody likes him.
How about a toast to Fabricius?

"You can toast so much to the health of others-"

"- that you lose your own."
Richard Wagner.

- Won't you toast with me?
- What?

I'm toasting with you. If you don't
start acting normally, I'm leaving.

Let me know if you need a cab.

- Here you go.
- Thanks.
601

POLICE ALBUM

There are over 200 cops with full
description of their person.

It's supposed to be like when others
make a criminal album.

But nobody wanted to buy it.
It's a good idea, though, isn't it?

Very praiseworthy initiative.

You can borrow it if you want.

No, thank you very much.
It's most kind of you.

- Trine, sing for us.
- I'm busy.

Positive.

Here you go.

- Harry, would you...
- This is theater director Kjeldsen.

And which theater does the
gentlemen direct?

He's no more a theater director than
my behind is!

He used to send theater tickets
to lonely couples and write: -

"Guess who sent the tickets?"
The couple went to the theater.

When they came back home,
he'd taken anything of value.

He'd leave a letter: "Now you
know who sent the tickets."

What imagination!

Now he's a florist.

- Hello, Harry.
- Hi there, Kaj... Here you go.

Can you make Trine sing of those, you know?

I'll try.

I feel sorry for Magdalena.
Shouldn't I...

Not at all.
Patience.

Trine is singing a song.

If anybody complains, they get kicked
out! Now listen.

The one, you know.

The day dies
and people go home

it's closing time
it's five o'clock

the rush of the day
has come to a halt

and the city gets into
it's evening clothes

shrouds itself
in street light

everything's possible
and temptingly close

humming buzz
of distant traffic

interspersed with
some luring dance music

you stand somewhere
looking around

and glimpse
a perspective

for just now
those things could happen

you hope for the most
those little droplets

of unexpected happiness
perhaps just some fun

when the rush of work
has come to a halt

and the city is wearing
its evening clothes

the evening gave you
a free ticket

you're a spectator
in the first row

now it's crowded
in every cafe

3,000 beers
and one cup of tea

you have the gift
of the gab

aw, what you say
on an evening like this

for a second
the thought assumes a shape

tomorrow
must be taken by storm

you are somewhere
you look around

and glimpse
a perspective

for just now
those things could happen

you hope for the most
those little droplets

of unexpected happiness
you settle for some fun

when the rush of work
has come to a halt

and the city is wearing
its evening clothes

tra-la-la-la-la
tra-la-la-la-la...

Isn't this wonderful?

Krause is coming!

Who the hell are you?!

If you'd like to converse with me,
you'll have to change your tone.

- May I ask for your card?
- Yes... but it's me!

That identification doesn't seem
convincingly logical.

- Where's Adams?
- In the club, I presume.

- You mean the youth club?
- That is beyond my knowledge.

- Who the hell are you?
- We're back where we started.

- Who the devil are you, man?
- You're getting monotonous.

I am Mr. Adams' butler.

Butler?
I'm not well...

My master would appreciate if,
in the future, you'd make an appointment.

I got to get home, I've gone mad.
Help.

Thank you for your visit. Goodbye.

No!

I'm Krause. This is my house.
Who are you? Where's Adams?

I own it all. Do you understand?
You're fired. What are you doing here?

- Is your stomach often troubling you?
- Can you tell?

- Nerves, undoubtedly.
- Doctor says it's acid.

Oh, I see.
Wouldn't you like to sit down a little?

No thanks.
You can really tell?

My uncle was ulcerous. He was about
your age when he died.

I'm spending 100 kr. a month on medications!

It's the soul that needs healing.

- The soul? What about antacids?
- There is a way... yoga.

- Is that pills or powder?
- Meditation and metaphysics.

What does it cost?

I'll be happy to teach you
a couple of exercises.

- Yes please.
- Remove your frock, jacket and shoes.

Ha-ha! Those dukes are funny
characters!

I like hearing you talk about
all the places you've been.

No more! I've gained 5 pounds
since you came.

Towers... I've never eaten
with silverware before.

I don't think the food
tastes any different.

But it was nice of you to bring it here.

I use it so rarely.

Fabricius... there's something
we need to talk about.

Very well.

Please, sit down.
I don't like you standing up.

I'm sorry, but this is your last
weekly salary.

Does this mean I have to leave you?
... I'm sorry.

You know that I inherited some money
and came up with the idea of you.

- And now the inheritance is spent?
- Yes.

I'm going to miss you.

Thanks, Fabricius. No one has ever
said that to me before.

Mr. Adams, I've been fortunate enough
to have a little bit set aside.

I wouldn't mind...
if you can accept it...

Spit it out.
What is you're want to say?

I wouldn't mind continuing for a while longer -

- for a symbolic payment.

You mean without wages?

It's nice of you, but...

- I've never been more comfortable.
- We can't do that, Fabricius.

Fabricius, we need clear lines between
the two of us, don't you see?

Next Monday...
So that's the last day.

- There is no other way?
- Nope.

Very well.

Fabricius...
Are you going home now?

Not if there's anything I can do for you.

Nah, it's...
It just gets so empty.

Well, I'm going over to see
the Tolstoy Ballet.

The Bolshoi Ballet?

- Do you like ballet?
- I often visited Covent Garden.

- Don't you want to come?
- It's not too much of a bother?

No, it'll be fun! I've reserved
2 orchestral seats.

They're over there, under the table.

- Would you like to see the program?
- Yes please.

- Here you go.
- Thank you.

I'm looking forward to this.

We are now transferring
to our transmission van.

Krause is coming!

Hi.

Hello, my boy.

How do you do.

A little something for Mr. Adams.

Thank you very much... and welcome.

- How are things?
- Splendid.

I bought books on the subject.
It's the best medicine I've had.

You didn't get any medicine at all.

You've only been forced to make a stop.

I might as well have taught you embroidery.

- Ha-ha! Such nonsense.

The train...
Now watch!

No more nerves.

- I'll be damned.
- It stays in place.

Well! ...There's something I'd like
you to help me with.

Do you think I could learn this?

- Give Fabricius my best!
- Thanks, I will.

But that's Krause!

- Welcome Mr. Krause.
- Mr. Krause is in a trance.

- But that's crazy.
- He can be used for a hat rack.

Look what Meyer gave me

It's probably best that I wake
Mr. Krause.

Oh... oh... comfy.

- Mr. Krause?
- Thanks.

- How do you do, Adams.
- How do you do, Mr. Krause.

- This is my friend the bishop.
- Krause.

Automobile purchases, sales and scrapping.

- It finally happened.
- What happened?

- The police?
- No...

- Go on, tell us!
- I'm getting married.

- Congratulations!
- Magdalena?

Yes. I don't know how it happened.
Suddenly... It happened!

- Congratulations, my son.
- Thank you.

I don't believe the gentlemen have met.

Krause. Automobile purchases,
sales and scrapping.

Igor. Jewelry, import, export.
Pleased to meet you.

Listen, we got to celebrate.
Fabricius, get the port wine.

- Please sit down.
- Thanks.

Please, be seated, Mr. Krause.

We'll open a business. Magdalena
makes the necklaces -

- and I sell them.
I'll be a law abiding citizen.

Harry, is it true that Fabricius is leaving?

What day is it today?

Monday.

Yes, then it's the last day
Fabricius is here.

But he can't!

Is all the money gone?

- I've suggested...
- It's out of the question.

What did Fabricius suggest?

You can become my waiter!
... No, that was a bad idea.

You're going to stay. Aren't you?

We've got to come up with something!

We all knew that it would end one day.

I didn't give it a thought.
I've gotten so used to him.

I can hardly remember how it was before.

- May I make a proposal?
- Not if it's about money.

You're usually never shy of ideas.

I've got lots of ideas.

But I was going to become a law abiding citizen.

- Let's taste the... Cheers.
- Cheers.

Allow me to speak.

But I think I've come up with the solution.

The problem is of as great importance to me as it is to you.

I will never find a master like you.

You've taught me to respect human
value rather than form.

But for the first time I feel
that I can cause joy with my work.

Yes... But the solution?

Mr. Adams...

Dare I suggest, that I hire you?

- You want me as you waiter?
- Quite the opposite.

I will employ you as my
personal master.

I can offer you 286 kr. weekly.

- I don't understand...
- You re-hire me.

I will of course require my usual salary.

You give me 286 kr.

And then you get 286 kr. from me.

- But...
- Harry, you fool!

That should create clear lines
between us, shouldn't it?

You give me 286 kr.

And then you get 286 kr. from me.

And what are we going to live from?

You will continue with Mr. Meyer.

An I may attempt to do some
language teaching.

So you find those terms acceptable?

Would you like me to start on the first?

You couldn't start on Monday?

- So soon?
- Wednesday is our bridge night.

Then the bishop and Prince Igor come over.

I've been so lucky.

"The apple that ripens late, lasts long."

- Shakespeare?
- No, green grocer Meyer.

THE END