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It's laundry day, sweetheart.
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What's wrong?
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I have the worst headache. I woke up and
took some pills for my headache, and it
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just got worse.
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Wait, which pills did you take?
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The ones marked headache pills.
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Oh, my God.
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You didn't take a headache pill,
sweetheart. You took firecrackers.
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Your dad started using it for me, and he
thought it was a really bad idea, but I
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thought it would be better to hide it
from you, so we switched the label.
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So I took Viagra? I'm sorry.
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Yes, I think you took Viagra.
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Oh, man, what you're wearing doesn't
really help. Oh, sweetheart, I'm so
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Come on, we'll fix this. Come on, come
with me.
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Oh, you poor thing. I'm so sorry.
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There's really only one way to kind of
help with that, though. You're going to
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have to shag your way.
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I would,
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but I don't have the strength. My head
hurts too much.
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Oh. Well, I mean, I could help you get
rid of it.
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That's fine.
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That would be weird. You're my mom.
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I'm your stepmom.
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Besides, I was the one who put the
labels on the bottle. I'm the one
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around in a sexy little outfit.
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It's kind of my fault. I can help you
get rid of it.
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Okay. You lie back and let me take care
of it.
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Let me just get it a nice and wet.
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Thank you.
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Does that feel gross to me, huh?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm just trying to check it away, huh?
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Thank you.
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It should be.
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Not at all?
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Not really, no.
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Maybe if I...
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That
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feels like it's helping.
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I think
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I'm
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feeling a little bit better now
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Well, why don't you go lie down in bed,
have a nap, and I'm sure it'll pass.
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Just give it a bit more time.
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Okay.
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Thank you. It's okay, sweetheart.
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What are you doing here?
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Sweetie, are you okay?
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No, I still have a boner.
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Well, I mean, I looked online at what we
can do about this boner, and there's
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really only one other thing that we can
try, and that's have sex.
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But the thing is that we can't do
vaginal sex because...
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Your dad and I are trying to have a
baby, and so there's not actually any
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contraception in the house. We don't
have any condoms or anything, and I'm
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on anything. Not on any pills.
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So what are we going to do?
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Well, there is another way.
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We could do anal sex.
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What? Really?
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Yeah, well, honey, if there was any
other option, I would tell you.
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But what about dad?
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Oh, honey, you can't tell your father.
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He can never know.
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Can you keep it a secret?
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Sure, yeah, I can keep it a secret.
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Good job, sweetie.
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Wow.
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What you're going to have to do,
sweetheart, is lubricate.
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Mommy's asshole a little bit. Can you do
that for her?
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Yeah. Yeah?
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That's it.
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You like Mommy's asshole?
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Wow,
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it's so tight
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I think it's for the...
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eat musk before 3am?
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No. No?
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Don't tell me you're not your first
time.
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Oh my god, you definitely took a lot of
Viagra's dick so hard.
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Let's try to fuck it out. Hey.
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You want to stick this in mommy's arms?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Say yes please, mommy. Yes please,
mommy.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you like it. Oh my God.
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Oh my God,
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yeah.
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I'm so tired.
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You like it?
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Yeah.
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How can you take charge just then?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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my God. Let me take care of you.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, sorry.
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Can you help me, sweetheart?
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You're getting close.
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Oh my God.
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I'm blocking my Twitter.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Oh,
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fuck. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Your mommy's asshole
clenching on your dick.
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gonna feel so much better yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yes
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oh my god it's huge oh oh
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my god oh i can feel it dripping down
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my arm
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I'd find this evidence.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Yummy.
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Feel better now?
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Yeah, much better.
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I want you to listen now.
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come to if you if you accidentally take
one okay it'll be our secret
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thank you you're welcome
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