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a new girlfriend, and a war of
words.

Some of the tans you see might
be fake,

but these people are all real,

although some of what they do

has had a little nip and tuck
purely for your entertainment.

Previously on "The Only Way is
Essex."

[cheering]

- Should we do something really
mad with Lola and shock her?

- It looks like a teddy bear.

- It was our dog and she's dyed
it pink.

- You're pathetic Mario,

I can hear everything you're
saying.

- Maybe living together isn't
the right thing anymore.

I don't want you to have to go.

- When you love someone, you
love them,

there's none of this messing
around,

you follow your heart,
but with you, you don't.

It's over, isn't it?

[upbeat music]

- I just came here to talk to
you, really.

You do generally complete me,
Ferne.

I'm in love with you.

I wanna get back together.

[upbeat music]

- Bubby smooches.

[laughing]

- Give us a kiss then.

- I've got a snotty nose.

- I love the taste of snot.

[laughing]

- Just text Ferne back, she's
all happy.

- Gotta admit, he has
got some balls doing that

but I felt his shyness and
awkwardness,

I wanted to literally curl up
and die.

- I thought he was gonna cry

'cause his voice was a little
bit croaky.

- I thought he was gonna cry!

Especially when Ferne started
crying,

it probably hit home
how much he's hurt her

and how much this means to her.

Whatever happens from now, I
just hope

that he doesn't do it again

and he's learnt from his
mistake.

Feeling a bit cold, shall
I get us a hot drink?

- Yeah I'll have a tea please.

- Tea, yeah?

Thank you.

Oh it's freezing.

- Wuss.

- [Billie] Oh hello.

- Hello darling, are you all
right?

- [Billie] Looking nice and
smart.

- Thanks darling, cool?

- [Billie] Yeah good,
see you in a bit, bye.

- Hello.

- Hello, nice shop.

- Oh yeah, you've never
been before, have you?

- [Lewis] No, I'm impressed.

- [Sam] Good.

- [Lewis] You look nice.

- [Sam] Good to see you.

- How are you anyway?

- Actually it's been a bit shit.

- Yeah, well obviously it's
difficult times, innit?

Well look, take this as you
will, yeah.

But as friends, I think
I'd like to take you out

and cheer you up.

What do you reckon?

- Well I'm not very good
company at the minute.

But I do need cheering up, to be
fair.

- Cool, as friends.

[laughing]

- Shaking on it.

- See you later.

- [Sam] Bye.

[pop music]

- What are we doing?

- We're gonna go paddle yoga.

- Paddle yoga?

- Apparently you're like,
balancing on a surf board

in a swimming pool and you're
doing yoga

whilst you're balancing.

- Oh my God, I've never
ever heard of that.

You just wanna like, literally
push me

in the pool, don't you?

- Yeah.

- So I can fall in and laugh at
me.

- And see you in your bikini.

[laughing]

- [Jasmin] Obviously you
wanna see me in my bikini.

Aw

Is that Mario's new girl?

- To be fair, good luck to him.

He's had to watch Lucy lower her
standards

and he's upped his--

- Definitely upgraded,
definitely.

[pop music]

- Ricky, what are you
doing for God's sakes?

- All right, two seconds.

What?

- [Jess] What?

Oh my God.

- Do you like it?

- What the hell is that?

- It's my Movember.

- I will donate lots of money
but only on the condition

that you shave those little
dangly bits on each side--

- I like the look of a sheriff.

- 'Cause that is putting me
right off.

- How you doin' there boys?

- Who is this person?

[pop music]

- I'm a bit sad because since
Vegas we've been sharing

all these takeaways
together, movie nights.

Hello babe.

- It's freezing out
there, oh my God, yeah.

- What's happened?

- Lewis just walked in the shop.

- Shut up.

- Yeah, basically he
was like, so as friends,

can I take you out and
give you a good time?

And I was a bit like actually,
I'm not doing anything wrong.

- [Bobby] No.

- Lewis is quite an upbeat
lively person,

he's got loads of banter,

you know each other's sense of
humour,

this could be what you need at
the minute,

like a bit of fun, let your hair
down.

- You're sexy, you're single

and let's have it right,
you need a good time.

- [Billie] Yeah, exactly.

- I just hope that he doesn't
think

it's anything else than friends

and him just trying to cheer me
up

'cause J--, gosh called him
Joey.

- [Billie] Oh don't do that!

[laughing]

- Shit!

- Oh no she didn't.

[gentle music]

- I'm still in shock.

It was just so much to take
in, I couldn't quite believe

that you was doing that.

- One of us needed to come to
the point

where we just said--

- And I'm glad it was you.

- [Charlie] Let's move on.

- That's all I've been wanting
you to do

is just to, I know I keep
saying it, but fight for me.

I don't care if people
think that I'm a mug

because I can get over
that you cheated on me

because I do believe
that it was a mistake.

- So just so we both know

we are official.

- Yeah, we're getting
back on to that track.

- Well what does that mean?

- Well I want you to
understand we are gonna have to

work at it, it's not just
gonna be all hunky dory

and we, oh yeah we're back
together.

It's gonna be difficult but then
at least

we gave it a try.

[laughing]

[pop music]

- Oh mate, I can't wait for this
lunch,

what'd you reckon?

- Double bacon and cheese
please!

I can't wait, mate.

- What, are we getting a burger?

- Yeah I'm gonna, are we
meeting--

- What's on there?

If you love to sing, don't
keep it to yourself, Popchoice.

Does that say choice?

- Sell it to me, Joe.

- Popchoir!

- What is Popchoir, what's it
mean?

- You change a pop song
into a choir song but like

Like that.

- No it'll be like

- I used to be in the school
choir.

When I was there, I was
literally like the only boy,

it was full of girls.

Oi that could be another
place that we could

like, meet some serious birds.

- Yes!

[laughing]

- I'm gonna fall in real soon.

- Yeah I know but it's
supposed to be making you fit

and like, your core muscles.

You're actually supposed to be
doing this

in an exotic place.

- We are, Greek port.

Look at the painting, says it
all.

- Didn't take long for Ferne
to forgive Charlie then.

They're back together.

- I know, I knew they would.

- I can't believe it
though, after everything.

He's proper mugged her off
and she's just taken him back.

- I know, we had lucky escapes.

- Yes!

- Apparently everyone's
saying that me and you

are more than friends.

- You wish!

- I wish!

I actually genuinely think
you're a really nice girl.

I enjoy hanging out with ya

and you are all right, I
suppose.

- In a way!

- Don't wanna give you
a big head or nothing.

[pop music]

- He's got two bits
dangling down the side,

he looks like a Mexican waiter.

[laughing]

It's terrible but bless him.

- How do you find that man
attractive, I don't know.

- Elliott!

- [Elliott] He's a lovable dope.

- [Jess] He is a lovable dope.

- Hello!

- All right?

- Yeah I have a bone to
pick with you, missus.

What the hell have you done to
my dog?

- [Jess] You gotta wash
it like 10-15 times--

- What!

- [Jess] It'll come out.

- [Lucy] Are you joking?

- Luce, I'm so sorry.

- 10 times?

- Is she friendly?

- No, she's a bit of a bitch.

Try but her paws will be muddy.

[laughing]

She doesn't like you, Elliott!

- [Elliott] There you go!

It's like a bunny rabbit.

- [Jess] Do you know what,
that really suits you.

- Oh she looks--

[dog growling]

[laughing]

Will you take a photo for me?

- I think people think she's a
teddy bear.

- [Jess] Bella, get down.

- [Elliott] I'll take it with
you, Luce.

[laughing]

- It looks like a bright
luminous pink thing

in the middle of like...

It's just hilarious!

So what did Mario say about
Lola?

- I don't know, he had
a few snidey comments

and was taking the piss and
stuff

but the end of the day, she's my
dog.

Oh look, she likes you.

She doesn't like many people,
Elliott.

It's quite surprising.

- See, that's a sign, do
you know what I mean, Luce?

If you ever need a dog sitter,

you know where to come, don't
you?

- [Lucy] OK.

- And when you realise
that Tom's just a rebound,

you can invite me round for
dinner.

- Right, on that note I'm going.

Give me the dog.

- [Jess] He's so naughty.

- You are naughty.

Right, see you later.

- [Jess] Are you sure?

- [Elliott] I know, she's a nice
girl.

- Yeah I know I bet she is.

[laughing]

[hip hop music]

- [Arg] Oh, Lou Bloor.

- Oh.

- [Diags] Ey, nice wheels.

Now that's a nice car, uh-oh.

- [Lewis] What is happening?

- All right, sir.

- [Lewis] How are ya?

What's going on Joe?

Good to see ya.

- All right, mate.

- You know what they say about
men

with flash motors, don't they?

You're trying to cover
up something else, mate.

[laughing]

- 'Course, 'course.

It's good I see you, Joe.

Can I have a word quickly?

- Yeah, 'course it is.

You all right?

- Yeah, cool mate.

- You seem nervous.

- I wanted to come and talk to
you.

I am a little bit nervous, to be
honest.

I mean, I thought it best that I
come

and obviously tell you face to
face.

You know, obviously, my
opinion with you and Sam.

I do think that it's good, I was
saying

that you guys should get back
together.

She's down and basically, I've
asked her

to go out as friends.

Is that cool?

- That's cool.

- Cool Joe, I appreciate it,
man.

- See you later.

Thanks for coming to speak to
me, anyway.

- No, no, it's all good.

Thanks Joe, mate.

Boys, I'll see you later on,
yeah?

- All right mate, see you later,
mate.

- We get out of here?

- Yeah, let's get out of here.

- Sweet.

- They look good, them things.

Are they really spicy?

Yeah lick it out.

Lick it out, go on.

[laughing]

- Joe, it's ridiculously hot.

[laughing]

- It's so hot, mate.

- Today yeah, we found
some leaflet on Joe's car

about a pop choir.

It's in Chigwell, so
it's like we go to it,

apparently there's gonna
be loads of birds there.

- Well I'd love to come.

- [Diags] But?

- But what?

- I've got plans to see Lucy
again.

- All right, oh OK.

- Yeah but at least he
knows what it's like

to wear the trousers for one
hour.

[laughing]

- Lewis Bloor swung by earlier.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, stopped over, didn't he?

He was like oh you know, Sam's a
bit sad.

I'm gonna take her out
as friends and that.

- What?

That's pretty quick, innit?

- I thought it was a bit soon.

- Yeah it is quick but me and
Sam

have gone our separate ways, so
it's like

he's not doing anything
wrong and nor is she.

- Mate, I really don't think

it's anything to worry about
anyway.

I mean if I thought it was,
I'd feel awkward about it

'cause obviously I'm friends
with the three of you

but I know it's nothing,
they're just friends

so it's fine.

[dance music]

- Right here, look.

Look this is the one, look.

Diesel, five doors, yeah?

- [Danielle] That's a
bit big though, isn't it?

[indistinct auction sounds]

[gavel banging]

[laughing]

- Well that was a bit
pointless, weren't it?

- Sorry mate, the car that I
wanted didn't come up, did it?

- No, the car you wanted did
come up.

It was meek as shit.

- Mate, you try to get on the
mic,

take over from the geezer.

[impression of auctioneer]

- He's the one with the mic,
look.

It's George Michael!

[laughing]

Let's clarify, this Movember
stuff.

- In the month of
November, hence Movember,

you grow a tache in order to
raise money for men's cancer.

- But at the start of
the month, so the first,

you've gotta--

- You've gotta have it
all off and then start.

- [Elliott] So did you start
that?

- No I couldn't because
I started four days late.

- Well that's cheating then.

- [Elliott] That's cheating.

- I know it's cheating but
at the end of the day--

- So you're wearing that for the
sake

of looking like George Michael.

- No at the end of the
day right, if I do 27 days

out of 31, I think that's
enough to make some money.

- I like the charity
idea but you're cheating.

- No it's a good cause but if
you done it,

I wouldn't like it.

- He's doing it anyway, look.

He does it for free.

- I've been doing it since
January,

how much do I get for that?

[laughing]

- So I bumped into Lucy in the
park

with her little pink dog.

And I said I'd wind

that little scooter crew
up something rotten.

I thought I'd have a
little family portrait.

- Oh you didn't.

- You're gonna have a
little war with Tom now.

- I thought I should tweet
it just to let him know,

'cause he obviously thinks

it was only a couple of hours
ago.

He'll probably sit there and
think that I'm out with Lucy.

- Yeah, 100%, do it.

- [Elliott] Yeah should we do
it?

- Nah, do it now, go on.

[laughing]

- How good's that, look.

Looks like we had a
little walk in the park.

Bosh.

Get a load of that, Tom.

At the end of the day, if I
did want to take Lucy out,

I'd ask to take her out.

I couldn't give a monkey's about
Tom.

She's made it clear to him

that she ain't in a relationship
with him

and she just wants to be free
and single.

So the end of the day,
the way I look at it--

- And ready to mingle with
Elliott.

- Listen, I'm not saying
I am gonna ask her out

but I'm not saying I'm,
in any way shape or form

Tom's gonna put me off asking
her out.

[pop music]

[cork popping]

[laughing]

- I've sold this gaff.

- You've sold it?

- Yeah.

Even though this place has been
amazing,

I just think it's the next step,
isn't it?

- [Charlie] I can't
believe you've packed up

and all that already.

- I've actually met someone
else.

[gasping]

- Have you?

- Tell us all.

- Wow.

- Her name's Pascal.

- [Chloe] Nice.

- She's a model and a gymnast.

- [Chloe] Wow.

- Living.

[laughing]

- Oh my God, good combination.

- And she is really nice,
she's not just like,

really really beautiful but
she's also

a really nice person inside.

- Have you got a photo?

- [Mario] Are we doing that?

- Yes, I want to see!

- She's hot!

Oh she's really good looking.

- Wow.

She is so hot.

So will you, Ferne, Pascal,
all be going out together?

- Me and Ferne are
going out later actually

and I was thinking maybe you
wanna come, bring Pascal.

- What, a double date?

- Yeah, nice double date, me and
you.

- Do you reckon Ferne'll
be all right with that?

She's best friends with your ex

and now you want her to be best
friends

with your new girlfriend.

Good luck with that!

[laughing]

- Well cheers, guys.

- Cheers to that!

- Cheers to good luck.

[laughing]

[pop music]

- Hello, darling.

- Oh my God!

What have you done to the dog?

I can't believe it!

- I think I would've chosen
like, a more pale pink myself.

- Yeah, that's a bit vibrant.

Where are you going, to work?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, same.

What about Elliott's
picture that he tweeted?

I was looking at it earlier.

- I know.

- [Sam] He's definitely
trying to wind Tom up.

- I didn't realise,
you know what I'm like,

I'm like, oh I feel like
I'm in a family portrait,

me, you and the pink dog.

And then it was all fine

and then he just said a
couple of comments about Tom

and he said something
like, when you realise

Tom's your rebound, something
like you know where I am

or something and I was like,
what!

And I went right, I'm going.

- What is wrong with him?

- He's just, it's quite
disrespectful to Tom.

- It is.

- It's really disrespectful
but it's the same

as how he was when he
was talking about Joey.

- I think it's 'cause
he's older, he thinks

he can say what he wants and
nothing will come back on him.

- [Sam] Tom's gonna have to say
something.

- No he will, I know he will.

[hip hop music]

- Here you are, lads.

- Cheers mate.

- So Lou, tell Ollie what
you got yourself into.

- I went into Sam's shop
earlier.

- What happened?

- I've asked her out, Ol.

- What?

- Well the way I see it,
yeah, she's obviously having

a lot of agg and like, drama
with Joey.

You know, she's going through a
hard time

and I don't know, maybe me
taking her out

won't help the situation.

- Are you taking her out as
friends

or are you taking her out

to hopefully spark
something off, honestly.

- As friends.

- Friends?

- I don't wanna make Sam
uncomfortable in the sense that

she thinks I'm there trying
to crack on with her.

- If you're, in your head you're
actually

going as friends, that's fine.

But what you've gotta remember
is when you two get together,

if you have a couple of drinks.

- Global warming occurs
and you just start melting.

[laughing]

- [James] That's exactly it.

- I'm melting!

- [James] That's exactly it.

[pop music]

- Bob, it's like the end
of an era, you going.

- Do you know what?

I'm totes devo, Gem.

I'm like holding back the tears
a bit.

- Do you know what though, Bob,

like, we're best mates and
you know it makes sense really

and you can come here any time.

- Yeah do you know what and
completely,

I know you're not going out of
my life

but I feel like we're emigrating

and we're never gonna
see each other again.

- I know.

You can have your pink iron
back.

- [Bobby] Thank you.

- That's another thing, like
who's gonna do my ironing now?

- Who's gonna do everything for
you?

I'm worried, who's gonna run
your bath,

who's gonna cook for you,
who's gonna wake you up?

- Do you know what though, Bob,
like,

it's just one of them things.

I think as well like, if you are
friends,

you can get under each
other's feet sometimes.

- Is Sex and the City yours or
mine?

- You can have it.

- The thing is I am gonna miss
this gaff

because it really is like
a girl and a gay paradise.

- Bob, you're welling up, ain't
ya?

- I'm emosh.

- Let it out, don't be sad in
life Bob

'cause I'm gonna give you
something to take away with you

and it's gonna get you
through in life without me.

- Really?

- I'm giving you this and
you know I love this sign.

Love conquers all, Bob

and you're gonna find it.

- Oh babe, cuddle me.

- With or without me.

Love you.

[pop music]

- [Diags] Lucy's like
get off Tom, get off.

- [Arg] Get off Tom, Tom's like
no!

- Oh my battery's died.

Spider down.

Not so funny now is it?

- Boys, look what this moron's
tweeted.

- Oh!

- [Arg] What's he doing?

- He's obviously met up with
Lucy somehow,

walking her dog and asked for a
picture

and tweeted it.

- Oh my God, look at that.

[laughing]

- Yeah but look what he's
tweeted, look.

Look what he wrote about it.

- These two brightened up my
morning.

But he's just a bit desperate,
isn't he?

- [Tom] He's obviously, yeah.

- But he means brighten up my
morning

'cause the dog's so bright.

- His new nickname's desperate
Dan.

- [Arg] It's proper got to you,
innit?

- No it ain't, he's just a
bit of a try-hard I think.

If he wants to go out
with Sam, he should go

and ask her out, she'll say no,

if he wants to go out with
Lucy, go ask Lucy out,

she'll say no.

Then he can just get in a little
dinghy

and fuck off back to Spain.

- Tom it don't matter, Tom,
mate he's trying his hardest.

He's just come back from
Spain, he's trying hard.

- You know him better
than all of us, right?

You know what the geezer's like.

He would've definitely said
something or tried something

or said a snidey comment,
you know what he's like.

The geezer's a bell end
mate, absolute bell end.

[upbeat music]

- [Sam] Hello!

- Hey friend.

- Hello friend.

- How are you?

- Good, you?

- Yeah, good, good.

- Where are you taking me?

- We are going to All Star
Lanes.

- Oh wow, another trip
down memory lane for me.

- Yeah, not been there in a
while.

[dance music]

- Cheers baby, to a good night,
yeah.

- [Lucy] Cheers.

- You look pretty tonight.

- Thank you.

- Do I?

- You look really pretty.

You always wear a leather
jacket,

I wouldn't expect anything else.

- That's a good thing, right?

- You look like an extra from
Grease.

Whole like, Danny Zuko thing
going on.

- So where's Lola tonight?

Is Elliott dog sitting?

- Do you know what, he
actually offered today.

He said that in the park, he
said

if you ever need a dog sitter.

- What do you reckon he's
planning with that tweet?

He's a doughnut, he made me
laugh so much.

I was sitting there with
the boys, I was like.

- To be fair I kind of,
you know what I'm like,

I'm a little bit gullible.

I didn't realise what he
wanted the picture for.

He sort of said to me, when
you realise Tom's your rebound,

you know where I am.

- [Tom] Yeah, what did you say?

- I just walked off.

I'm with you.

- Everyone's in purple.

I've completely come wrong
colour.

- I'd feel confident
if Diags wasn't wearing

his orange coat.

- No mate.

- It's called pea...

No listen, Arg, it's called
peacocking.

The more lairy you are, the
more the birds notice you.

- Take it off, trust me, man.

- Do you reckon?

- Is that actually what it is?

- Take it off, take it
off now, take it off.

- No, no.

They'll notice, they'll notice.

- Just look around now, is there
anyone

that tickles your fancy?

- Those fitties over there,
there's fitties over there.

- Oh, oh.

You all right?

Oh!

[laughing]

- Tonight I don't want
any drama, no arguing.

- No!

- No showing ourselves up.

We're the power couple again.

- What, the power couple's back
on track?

- It's back on track.

Oh hi.

- Hello.

- How are you?

- [Ferne] How are you?

You all right?

- Come here, you look lovely.

You all right?

- You look smart.

- Hello, nice to meet you.

- Nice to finally meet you.

- You all right?

- [Pascal] Yeah, you?

- [Ferne] Yes I'm good.

Oh I forgot the French.

I was meant to say

ça va?

- I wouldn't know how to respond
back.

- [Charlie] She's not French.

- It's just my name, it's all an
illusion.

- Oh, that's embarrassing.

- You guys can pretend she's
French.

[laughing]

- What do you do, Pascal?

- I'm a commercial model

and I'm training to be a stunt
woman.

- Wow.

- I was an international
gymnast, that's why

the stunt stuff comes into it.

- Wow, gymnast Mario.

- Indeed, Ferne.

- How does that go down?

[laughing]

What are you thinking?

[laughing]

[pop music]

- [Instructor] Just
gonna do some stretches.

So heels of the hands to the
ceilings.

Relax your shoulders a bit.

Shake yourselves out, that's
good.

We're gonna do some warm up
exercises.

So we're gonna sing like this.

OK?

Good.

Have a seat very quickly.

- Thank you.

That was good, you did well.

Thank you.

- [Instructor] The new people
are doing

a fantastic job tonight.

- Do you come pop choir a lot
then, or?

- No we've never been before.

- You gonna come back next week?

- I don't know, are you?

- Probably, yeah.

I think it's quite cool.

[fart]

- Phwoar man, what are you
doing?

That's bad.

- Have you?

Don't look at me mate.

[pop music]

- [Lewis] You look like
you're enjoying yourself, Sam.

- I am, you know what, this is
good.

This is a good shout.

How many times did we come here
before?

- I don't know, it wasn't
many but it was sort of

just like a mid-week thing,
do you know what I mean?

A bit of bowling, few strikes
and stuff

and yeah, getting on with it.

- I'm glad you chose to
do something like this

than just sitting at boring
dinner.

- I know obviously, it's a very
delicate,

difficult situation that we're
in.

You are the first girl that I
ever liked,

I will always have feelings for
you

but this ain't about
this, this is just about

you letting your hair down
and just chilling out,

do you know what I mean?

- Having fun.

- Can I get a little kiss
on the ball for good luck?

- No!

- Dirty ball!

- Disgusting!

No!

- Well we went for pizza
on one of our first dates

and he picked up a knife and
fork

and I was getting ready to
like...

- [Charlie] Tear into it.

- Fully go in!

- And then I thought oh, better
not.

- Good for you!

Absolutely love a woman
that loves their food

and you should never be shy
about it.

- No.

But he used a knife and fork
so I thought I'd better.

- I'm so glad Mr Falcone is

is in a relationship.

Who would've thought it?

- Just waiting for the right
girl.

- [Ferne] There you go.

Special lady.

- I'm a special lady.

- I'm happy for you.

- Thank you.

- I'm just gonna go to the
bathroom.

- Going toilet?

OK.

- Quick, let's eat her dinner.

[laughing]

- [Mario] So what do you think?

- Lovely.

- Amazing.

- I'm very lucky to have Pascal,
so I don't wanna lose her

and do the same stuff I did
before.

- [Charlie] You really suit.

- Oh my God, not only is
she a fucking stunt woman,

she's a gymnast.

- I think she's perfect.

I honestly think she was made
for me.

She's just awesome.

- She's really cool.

- I want her to meet my
family and meet my mum

and all that sort of stuff
and I haven't met anyone

like that for ages.

- Since...

- Luce.

[pop music]

- [Lucy] What are the boys doing
tonight?

- They're going pop choir.

You know Diags and Arg are
on this quest to meet birds?

I mean I was gonna go
with them and then...

I come to meet you didn't I.

- And I'd be fuming.

- Hello.

- Elliott, James.

- [Elliott] How are you
going, you all right?

- [James] What's happening
son, you all right?

- How are you?

- Elliott.

Good.

- Sweet man, you?

- Yeah cool.

Man date is it?

- Yeah always mate.

- Nice one.

- How's things with you, all
right?

- Yeah, perfect mate.

Brilliant, yeah.

- Can I have a drink please,
mate?

- Didn't see that one coming.

- You going to buy Lucy a drink?

You not going to buy Lucy a
drink?

- Yeah don't mind, do
you want a glass of wine?

- [Lucy] I'm all right, thanks
Elliott.

- What about me as well?

- Do you want one?

- Yeah sweet, vodka, lime
and soda please, mate.

Cheers buddy.

What was it you were saying in
the park?

- [Elliott] What's that?

- What you said to Lucy.

Something about me being a
rebound.

- Well yeah, I was just saying
to Lucy

when she's finished with
you, I'll take her out

if she wants.

- Well ask her out now
and see what she says.

- Well when I'm ready to ask
her out, I'll ask her out.

What's your problem anyway?

- Do you just wanna go?

- My problem is you making
snidey comments to her

when you know she's with me.

- Oh is she, is she, is she with
you?

- You're 32 years old, you
should know better mate.

- Really?

- Yes.

- Is she with you?

As far as I was concerned,
I thought she said to you

listen, I'm not really
ready for a relationship.

So she's open game, mate.

- Why don't you mind
your own business, mate?

Stay away from me, stay away
from her.

- Don't ask me to stay away from
her,

I'll do what I fucking like.

- Well go on, go ask her out.

- [Elliott] This is good, innit.

Shall we pull a chair up?

- Don't please, that's enough.

Elliott, Elliott, that's enough.

- Stop being silly, come on.

- Elliott that enough.

- Shall I sit here?

Is that all right?

Are you comfortable with that?

- Come on, that's enough now.

- I've come in here, I've
walked in and had a drink.

- You've been fucking
saying stuff to my bird

when I'm not there.

- It was a joke, it was a joke.

- It's not fucking funny is it?

- Come on, enough, right James,
please.

James, James.

- Buy me a fucking vodka and
then fuck off

on a dinghy back to Spain, you
mug.

- I'll go back to Spain when
I'm ready to go back to Spain.

- Elliott, come on.

You'd be pissed off if someone
said that

to a girl you were seeing.

- Don't fucking kiss her.

- For you, I'm leaving.

- You're a prick, mate.

Go away, just go away mate.

- What are you gonna do?

- Just go away, mate.

- Seriously, nothing.

Fucking melt.

- All right, sweet and you're an
ugly mug.

- Do you want your drink?

- I'm gonna when you buy it for
me.

- I will, won't I?

- Come on, let's go, eh?

- I'll see you later.

- See you later, James.

- Luce, good night darling, take
care.

- Oh my God.

If someone did that to a girl
he's seeing,

he'd do exactly the same.

- Fuck me, mate.

That was bit lively, weren't it?

- Yeah listen, I never
started that, he did.

- Don't think you're
on his Christmas list.

[laughing]

- I don't get it, why
would you even do that

in front of your girlfriend?

Do you know what I mean?

He's walked in there and
created a scene over nothing.

- [James] It was funny
though, it was funny.

- I don't get it though, he's
walked in,

he's shouting his mouth off

in front of her, mugged himself,
made her feel so awkward.

I feel sorry for her in a way.

If a gentleman walked
in there and said to me

what are you doing mate,
you know I'm seeing her,

that's not really, if he'd
pulled me to one side,

that's what a fucking gentleman
would do.

But the way you behaved in
there,

it's a fucking disgrace.

[gentle music]

- Have you enjoyed your
first ever mate date?

- I have.

- Good.

One of the main reasons that
I wanted to bring you out

and see you alone is
'cause there's something

I've wanted to say for a long,
long time,

for, we're talking three years
now.

- What are you gonna say?

- Just that I'm sorry
for how things ended.

- Oh you don't have to say sorry
now,

that was ages ago.

- No but it's, it's still,
as much as it might be

a long time ago, Sam,
to lose someone who is

such an important person in your
life

and in such a bad way,
I feel like I've always

owed you an apology.

- That was so long ago and
I don't blame it on anything

apart from age.

- All I want of you is to
see me as the person as I am.

That's all I can ask for from
you.

- The man you've grown into.

- Exactly and not the person
that I was three years ago

and that's the only, well
that's the main reason

that I wanted to bring
you out, to say sorry

and you know, if you're
comfortable doing it,

just draw line under it
and wipe the slate clean

and just start fresh.

- 'Course I am.

- Do you remember when we broke
up?

- [Sam] Yeah.

- I think one of the last
things that I ever said to you

is that I'd never ever
find a girl like you.

I didn't think that I would.

I tell you now, three years down
the line

I know that's still true and
it probably always will be.

- Aw.

But you've had girlfriends.

- That's the point.

- See you later, guys.

- See you later, guys.

- See you later.

- Take care.

Enjoy your early night.

You're like damn, why couldn't
I be with someone like her?

And I'm like damn, why couldn't
I be her?

But no, it's cute.

Have you enjoyed yourself?

- You know what

it's been really nice, just
to be with you as well.

- I know.

Sometimes I can't quite believe

how a lovely little
relationship kind of went

[blowing raspberry]

but I do love you and only you.

- Thank you.

- You had a good night?

- [Pascal] Lovely, thank
you for bringing me here.

- [Mario] You look very
beautiful.

- Thank you.

- I'm lucky to have found you.

Let's go.