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- [Narrator] This programme
contains a pair of bangers,
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a bit of twerking, and
some sexy sparklers.
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Some of the tans you see might
be fake,
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but these people are all real,
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although some of what they do
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has been given a little
zhoosh for your entertainment.
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Previously on "The Only Way Is
Essex".
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[man roaring]
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- Oh, shit!
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- This is such a bad angle.
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- Yes. [laughing]
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- Do you find her attractive?
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- Yeah, she's a pretty girl.
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- What, better than me?
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- Do you care?
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- Not really.
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- I won't give my all to like
Tom
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because part of me held back,
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thinks that I should be on my
own.
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- If you don't be honest with
him,
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then I think he's gonna fall
madly in love with you, Lucy.
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- I don't want a boyfriend.
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I don't want a relationship.
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I'm telling you the truth.
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- And I'm glad you finally are,
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because for the past four weeks
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you probably haven't been
telling me the truth.
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- You got your friend back now.
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- You can call it friends with
feelings.
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- Do friends kiss?
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[upbeat music]
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♪ The only way is up
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♪ Baby
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♪ You and me now
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[upbeat music]
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♪ We light the sky
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♪ Come on and get it
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♪ A billion lights tonight
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- Two more.
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One.
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♪ Flashing in your eyes
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♪ Come on and get it
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♪ A billion lights tonight
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♪ Come on and get it
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- Are you looking forward
to Arg's bonfire party?
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- I can't wait, he loves putting
on
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his little shindigs doesn't he?
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- What are you using my words
for.
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- [Both] Shindigs.
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[laughing]
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- [Joey] I'm so glad to
have my best friend back.
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- Are you?
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[laughing]
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- Are you happy with
your best friend back?
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- What was that?
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- Are you happy to have
your best friend back?
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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- But you are still a little bit
silly.
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Kiss?
[laughing]
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Come on.
- Listen, listen.
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- Okay just kiss my hand.
- Can I say one thing?
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- What?
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- You know when you used
to say I was your soulmate,
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does that mean best friends, as
well?
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- It's everything isn't it?
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It's like when it's your
soulmate, it's like your lover,
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your partner, your best friend.
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- It's everything innit?
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- But at the minute,
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we're not quite there with the
soulmates.
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Do you fancy me?
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- Do you I fancy you?
- Yeah.
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♪ Long gone and fallen down
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♪ But I'm loving how
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- Right.
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Breakfast is served.
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- [Diags] Thank you.
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- [Arg] I've never ever had in
my life
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broccoli and carrots for
breakfast.
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- It's called the cave man diet.
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If it wasn't around 1000 years
ago
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you shouldn't eat it.
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- Do we cook this or do
we just eat this raw?
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- No you gotta eat it raw,
Diags.
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But that sucks up all the water.
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- You can't eat that, Lewis
mate,
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you can't fuckin' eat that.
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- That is disgusting.
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- What is this?
- What's wrong with it?
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- [Arg] That's ridiculous man.
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- The pineapple makes your
man juice taste sweeter.
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[laughing]
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Bit gutted about losing this
apple bobbing competition,
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let the side down, hadn't I?
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Have you ever heard of bubble
football?
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Right, five a side, yeah?
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But you've got like an
air bubble round you.
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So imagine being a bouncy
ball playing football.
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You hit the ground and--
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- That's what it's like for me
everyday.
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- Aww.
[laughing]
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- Why don't we get El right on
the phone,
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see if he's up for getting
dominated at bubble football.
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- [Diags] Don't mention
it's bubble football.
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- 'Cause he'll be right serious,
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he'll turn up limbering up,
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we'll be like, right El you
gotta get in that thing.
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He won't know what's hit him.
- Jump in your bubble mate.
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[phone dialling]
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[phone ringing]
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- Arg.
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Hello boy, what's happening?
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- Is that Mr. Chin?
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- Mr. Chin, why Mr. Chin?
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[laughing]
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- Listen, I'm with Diags and Lou
Bloor.
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Basically what we're thinking
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is a bit of banter with the
lads.
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A little five aside football
match later on, you up for it?
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- Who's in your side, you?
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- Myself, Lewis Bloor, Diags,
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- Lou, Diags.
- Tom P and Joey.
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- Young guns
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versus the oldies.
- The old dogs.
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- I'll see you there, you mug.
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- You mug.
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[laughing]
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- Yes, I can't wait to see his
face
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when he's just standing there
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when he's rolling around
in his bubble thing
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with his chin hanging out.
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[laughing]
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I love this.
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- I think this is gonna be
round two with you and Lou mate.
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I think it's his way of getting
you back.
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- What, getting some pride back?
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Well let's just try and crush
that pride
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even a little bit more.
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Was that a bit venomous?
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- A bit evil, but who gives a
fuck?
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[laughing]
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♪ I found my way with
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- Right, let's have a
competition.
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Who the dog loves more.
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- See he definitely loves you
Gem,
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I've picked up on this.
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- He does.
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- Bo Jangles, who do you love
most?
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- Here kitty kitty.
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- Bo Jangles.
- She loves me.
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- It's a boy.
- But Bobby,
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she came to me first.
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Here kitty kitty.
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She loves us both the same, Bob.
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- She does.
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It's a boy and I'm even
calling her a she now.
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After the 23rd time of
telling you it's a boy.
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Hello Ferne.
- Fernting.
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- Bo Jangles.
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- [Ferne] All right?
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- How are we?
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- All right.
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Well, hello darling.
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- We just a competition
who the dog loves more
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but it's like our baby,
it comes to us both.
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- You got your kit Gem?
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- [Gemma] For twerking?
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- [Ferne] You ready?
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- I'm gonna have the
biggest bum at twerking
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but I'm certainly going to give
it a go.
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- Bit of Miley.
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- I mean, I'm packing a
little bit of junk in my trunk
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but dunno if I got the
twerking like action.
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- I'm more of a slut dropper.
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- Show us Bob.
- Ain't I?
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Hand goes up in the air
like an X Factor air grab.
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- Come Ferne, let's do it.
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- Go down,
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hit that floor and pop up.
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- Right, okay.
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- Gem.
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- I've got it.
- You got it.
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- You got it going on
- I got plenty of junk
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in my trunk.
- Miley eat your heart out.
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- [Gemma] How was your date with
Dan?
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- We had a really, really good
first date.
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We went rock climbing.
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- Oh.
- But it's actually--
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Right, don't knock it.
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- Do you know what, Dan's
a great looking guy.
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Got big muscles, he can
carry the rubbish out.
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- Love to spoon with him on a
Sunday.
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- He's got like really,
really beautiful strong arms
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and like when he hugs you, you
just feel like really safe.
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- But it ain't Charlie.
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- It ain't my Charl.
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♪ 'Cause I don't need the
sunlight ♪
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- Oh my God, Daniel Osbourne.
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- Danny Muggy?
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- What a mug.
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- I know.
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- What's he playing at?
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- I just don't know.
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Apparently on their date
when they went rock climbing,
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apparently they had a really
good time.
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Yeah whatever.
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He said to Ferne, "I'm glad
you won and it wasn't Jas."
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And I just think--
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- I know that's a bit--
- That is just so like muggy.
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I didn't expect him
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to be like that.
- So muggy.
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- And the thing is as well with
Ferne,
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she just wants the
competition with me, Ab.
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And I would have given her the
date.
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If she is so desperate,
well flipping hell, have it.
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- Obviously really desperate,
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really fancies him that
she had to pay for a date.
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- I know and she's still
sleeping with Charlie
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so Dan's just a mug as well.
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I think she needs to just remove
herself.
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Honestly.
[laughing]
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♪ Higher than the sun
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♪ And nothing's gonna change
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♪ The way I'm feeling now
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- Did you hear what Lucy
said and all that to Debbie?
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- Yeah I did.
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It's hard you know, I've been
on loads of dates and stuff
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but not one girl I've met,
they're all very beautiful,
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they're very nice but not one
of them's a patch on Lucy.
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But there's not really much I
can say
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'cause obviously she is with
Tom.
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So. and even though I
don't like seeing it,
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it's hard for me to see it.
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I have to put on a brave face
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and be like, "It's fine, it's
fine."
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Because I want her to be happy
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but at the same time it does
hurt
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'cause it's always in my face.
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- [Ricky] Go on, keep going!
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- You know, before Vegas I told
her
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that I wanted to be with
her, and she chose different.
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- But I feel like now you're
a totally different person,
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and I feel like that's why it
might be now
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the time that you have to--
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- But I'm a different person,
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I have grown up loads.
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I was an absolute idiot, I'll
hold my hands up all day long
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and say I was a complete twat
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and I lost someone that I love
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because I was selfish.
- But that's okay to feel
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like that, you know?
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You made a mistake, you made
some mistakes
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but I do, honest, every
time I mention you to her,
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Mario, she wells up.
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- Yeah.
- And that's emotion,
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and like if she didn't care
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then she wouldn't have
that much emotion in her.
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She sort of hinted to me as well
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that when Tom walks into a room
260
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she gets this feeling
261
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but when you walk in it's
different and it's more.
262
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- I'm not too proud to admit
263
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that I still love her
and I'll always love her.
264
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But she chose Tom.
265
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♪ Oh
266
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♪ You know that I've
been waiting for you ♪
267
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- [Billie] What about Ferne
and Dan at the Halloween party?
268
00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,040
- Oh my God.
269
00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,040
- Must have been so awkward for
her.
270
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I think Charlie walked in
271
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just as they was at the
point of hugging it out.
272
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- If you love Ferne, go fight
for her.
273
00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:54,080
At last Joey gave a big gesture
to Sam
274
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like I feel the boys around here
275
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they have feelings for someone
276
00:08:57,720 --> 00:08:59,920
but they don't do anything about
it.
277
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- I just feel like though
278
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this is a lot on Joey's
terms at the moment.
279
00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,000
Like if Joey said to Manth,
280
00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:08,040
let's really give things a
go, let's get back together
281
00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,280
she would a million percent
do it, she really would.
282
00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:13,720
I don't understand all this,
just friends,
283
00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:14,880
like they've been engaged,
284
00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,040
they've got a lot of history.
285
00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:17,880
Why don't they just
make it official again?
286
00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,160
- It's a little bit similar to
me and Tom
287
00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,040
because like something feels
right
288
00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,040
but something feels wrong as
well.
289
00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,160
I do feel like there is some
kind
290
00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,760
of unfinished business with
Mario,
291
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,520
whether or not that's
just me saying to him,
292
00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:30,680
right we need to sort this out,
293
00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:31,880
let's be civil with each other
294
00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,280
rather than daggers across the
room.
295
00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,240
- I think you should
have that chat with him.
296
00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:36,480
- [Lucy] I think I should.
297
00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,640
- You never know, it
might make you feel as if,
298
00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,560
you know, you and Tom
could maybe move forward.
299
00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:42,040
- [Lucy] Yeah.
300
00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,640
- He has been waiting for
this text message, trust me.
301
00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:48,720
- Oh God, this is gonna
open a can of worms.
302
00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:49,520
♪ Are you joking
303
00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:50,480
♪ Must be joking
304
00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:51,320
♪ You ain't laughing
305
00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,200
♪ I ain't smoking
306
00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:53,640
♪ Must be crazy if you think
307
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:54,840
♪ That we could start again
308
00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,960
- Boys listen, they've called
this on,
309
00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,560
'cause they right fancy
their-self, yeah?
310
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,960
They've tried to mug us,
311
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,320
now's the day we're gonna find
out
312
00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,800
who's the men from the boys.
313
00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:07,120
End of the day we've all got
something against this crowd.
314
00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:08,440
You've got Tom P, he's come in
here
315
00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:10,400
and tried to nick your bird,
316
00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,760
and he's been pied, yeah?
317
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,280
But we've still got to
give payback for that.
318
00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:15,520
You've got Lewis Bloor.
319
00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,600
I can't lose to this kid.
320
00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,560
He ain't goinna beat me, right?
321
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:19,800
[laughing]
322
00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:20,800
Just put it together, all right?
323
00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,360
We're gonna smash this, yeah?
324
00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,240
Old dogs versus the scooter
crew.
325
00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,120
Who's gonna win?
326
00:10:25,160 --> 00:10:26,600
- [All] Old dogs.
327
00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,200
- Oh my God, have a word.
328
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,400
[cheering]
329
00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,520
- [Arg] Come on you mugs!
330
00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:36,360
Yes,
331
00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,720
you fucking mugs
332
00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:40,880
- Right lads, let me
introduce you to your team,
333
00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:43,040
myself Captain Lord Lou Bloor,
334
00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:46,200
we've got Jumping Joey,
Dangerous Diags,
335
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:49,440
Tactical Tom, and our
secret weapon, Planet Arg.
336
00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:52,000
[laughing]
337
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,400
- Is that hair cut like health
and safety
338
00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:54,840
for the balls or something?
339
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,040
[laughing]
340
00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,440
- I'm aerodynamic when
I'm taking you out son.
341
00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,880
Right, El, here's your ball,
342
00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,840
it's deflated so it
matches your personality.
343
00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:02,680
Right let's go!
344
00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:04,960
[cheering]
345
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,040
♪ Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
346
00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,560
- [Instructor] Circle, circle.
347
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,680
♪ Bubble butt
348
00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:13,840
♪ Bubble bubble bubble butt
349
00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,240
♪ Bubble butt
350
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,720
♪ Bubble bubble bubble butt
351
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:17,720
♪ Turn around, stick it out
352
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,480
- And twerk, snap it up,
353
00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,360
push it back.
354
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,360
♪ Bubble bubble bubble butt
355
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:22,480
♪ Bubble butt
356
00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,720
♪ Bubble bubble bubble butt
357
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,800
- [Billie] Gem, I'm loving
you've got heels on.
358
00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:28,320
- I've got the moves through
Bill, look.
359
00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:31,000
I can proper move my booty.
360
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,440
- [Billie] I feel like they
make you feel more sexy
361
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,720
when you've got heels on.
- I thought we was gonna have
362
00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:36,920
like a chair and like bending
over it.
363
00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,120
- Sexy, take it down.
364
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,560
♪ Bubble bubble bubble butt
365
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,640
♪ Bubble butt
366
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,120
♪ Bubble bubble bubble butt
367
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,000
- Ferne.
368
00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:46,120
♪ Bubble bubble bubble butt
369
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,600
- Nice.
370
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,680
- Ferne's gonna be twerking on
Dan later.
371
00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:52,040
- That is what it's all
about, isn't it like?
372
00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,800
- Twerking on your man.
373
00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,440
You twerked on Tom recently?
374
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,400
[laughing]
375
00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:02,000
♪ I don't care where we sleep
tonight ♪
376
00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:03,520
- Since the date with Joey,
377
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,640
I don't know I feel really
confused.
378
00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:06,840
Like things have been like,
379
00:12:06,880 --> 00:12:09,160
a little bit up in the air to be
honest.
380
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,400
He's trying to be in control
of the whole situation
381
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,160
and I'm sorry but it's not fair
on me.
382
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,200
I'm not gonna let it happen
anymore.
383
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,360
Like we're going to the bonfire
night.
384
00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,600
- Yeah.
- And I think this is
385
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,360
the perfect opportunity for him
386
00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:20,920
just to be open about how he
feels
387
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,480
and like, you know,
what has he got to hide?
388
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:25,520
- What do you think?
389
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,400
Boys are horrible she said.
390
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,360
[laughing]
391
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,720
- Peter Pan, can you fly?
392
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,760
'Cause you're gonna fly in
a minute, let me tell ya.
393
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,160
- [Arg] Let's do this, scooter
crew.
394
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,880
- [James] Shut up you mugs.
395
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,960
- I'm gonna bolt in Lewis.
396
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,080
- Shall we double team Mario
now?
397
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:42,480
Second from the left in the blue
shorts.
398
00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,800
- This is going to be
fucking naughty mate.
399
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:49,840
[whistle blowing]
[yelling]
400
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,240
- [Elliott] Bang in there,
one nil to the old dogs.
401
00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,880
- [Referee] One nil to Elliott's
team.
402
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:55,280
[whistle blowing]
403
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,800
[rock guitar music]
404
00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,520
- [Arg] Yes Lou, come on!
405
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,320
- [Lewis] I scored boys, yes!
406
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,760
- [Referee] Right that's one all
guys.
407
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,240
[whistle blowing]
408
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,600
- [Arg] You mug.
409
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,800
- [Referee] That's 2:1 to
Elliott's team.
410
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,200
- [Arg] This is bullshit.
411
00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:13,320
- [Lewis] I swear
they're all on me though.
412
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,760
- [Elliott] Mugs, see 32 and
I still scored two against ya.
413
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,000
- [Lewis] Right, oi, oi, listen.
414
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,520
I'm diving into El, I'm diving
into him.
415
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:22,400
[whistle blowing]
416
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,080
[whistle blowing]
417
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,440
Half time apparently.
418
00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:27,720
- [Arg] We're losing!
419
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,800
- [Lewis] Oh, top end.
420
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,640
- 2:1 to Elliot's side.
421
00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,080
You need to pull this
one back fellas, ready?
422
00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:34,920
[whistle blowing]
423
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,120
[yelling]
424
00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,160
- [Arg] Lewis, here!
425
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,160
[cheering]
426
00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,160
[whistle blowing]
427
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,720
- [Referee] 3:1 to Elliott's
side.
428
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:46,880
4:1, yeah?
429
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,320
- [Arg] Fuck's sake.
430
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:49,680
Boys, I'll be honest with
you, I think we've lost this.
431
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,400
I think now it's just
about being ruthless.
432
00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,440
- [Lewis] Right let's do this.
433
00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:54,240
- [Mario] Oi, who have we said?
434
00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:55,280
That one person.
435
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:56,680
Now's the time.
436
00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:00,840
[whistle blowing]
[yelling]
437
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:01,960
- [Elliott] We scored.
438
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,640
- [Referee] That's 5:1 to
Elliott's side.
439
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,680
[whistle blowing]
440
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,680
[cheering]
441
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:14,080
- Get in there, you silly
school fucking scooter mugs.
442
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,840
- [Arg] You long chin bastard.
443
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,120
- The old dogs.
444
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,720
- It's not even a proper sport.
445
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:23,920
♪ Oh it's not what you want
446
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:27,560
♪ Oh it's not what you want
447
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,880
♪ Oh it's not what you want
448
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:30,960
- Oh hello Dan.
449
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:31,840
- Hello.
- How you doing?
450
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:32,640
You all right?
- You all right?
451
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,120
- Yeah good, you?
452
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:35,080
Doing the shopping?
- Who are you buying
453
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,240
chocolates for?
454
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,000
- I've got my second
date with Ferne tonight.
455
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,000
- Are you excited?
456
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:39,840
- I am.
457
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,080
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it
458
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:42,280
but I don't know.
459
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,480
I've got something to talk to
her about.
460
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,720
At the Halloween party.
461
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:45,840
- Yeah.
462
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,680
Abi said to me that Charlie went
up to her
463
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,360
and said that he's been
sleeping with Ferne still,
464
00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,360
like all the time.
465
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:52,480
- Do you know what?
466
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:53,800
I think it's just one of them
things
467
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:54,640
that you have with exes.
468
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,960
Like I can't, like I love Ferne
469
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,120
and I'm happy that you're
going on a date with her
470
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,480
but I think there's like,
471
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,680
I don't know if it's
like unfinished business,
472
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:03,720
do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.
473
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,080
I'm not stirring anyone else's
porridge
474
00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:07,120
it just ain't gonna happen.
475
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,320
- Be straight with her.
476
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,240
Come on, out of all the
girls around in Essex
477
00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,640
she's gotta be the straightest
girl.
478
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:12,480
- Exactly yeah.
- And she would tell you
479
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,920
what's going on.
480
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:15,640
- But if she is though, she's
mugging herself right off.
481
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:16,960
- I just think if you're
gonna split up with someone
482
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,000
that's got to be it.
483
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,200
You split up, there's no going
back.
484
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,600
- Now I've seen you, I
thought you and James
485
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:21,600
could give the bonfire night a
miss
486
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,280
and come and join me and Ferne
out.
487
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,480
- Are you sure?
488
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,200
- I think I need some help.
489
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,040
Ferne's a handful.
490
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,280
[laughing]
491
00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,400
- Well done boys.
[clapping]
492
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,600
I'll tell you what,
493
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,720
the wheels come off the
scooter crew big time.
494
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:34,600
They were useless.
495
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,080
[laughing]
496
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,120
- What was the deal with Lewis's
barnet?
497
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,280
- I know, it's an absolute joke
innit?
498
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:41,640
- It looked like a fuckin'
pineapple.
499
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:43,120
[laughing]
500
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,200
- Lets all get in the shower,
Lockie you go first son.
501
00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,440
- Cool, boys.
- Turn around.
502
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,120
[cheering]
503
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,440
[laughing]
504
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,400
[soft music]
505
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:03,560
♪ Is this your first day
506
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,120
♪ How can you walk
507
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,880
- Well we got smashed.
508
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:08,200
- To be fair I was more
concentrating
509
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,240
on just smashing them rather
than playing football.
510
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,560
- It just seems weird that
someone like a 32 year-old man
511
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,680
would take playing bubble
football so seriously.
512
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,840
- El was talking it so
seriously, wasn't he?
513
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,040
[mimicking yelling]
514
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,640
Sprinting for that ball
like a fuckin' bull.
515
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,920
- Like Braveheart or
something like fuckin' weird.
516
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,760
So do you know if you're gonna
come to Arg's bonfire later?
517
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,040
- Yeah probably.
518
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,840
- Is Lucy gonna come?
519
00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,840
- I don't know mate.
520
00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,480
I haven't really spoken to her
about it.
521
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,320
After our chat at
Halloween the other night,
522
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,040
she went, "Look we should
go in our separate taxis,
523
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,440
"you go your way, I'll go my way
524
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,640
"and then we'll talk about it
tomorrow."
525
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,920
And then that night we went back
to hers
526
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,160
even the same night.
527
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,720
It shouldn't be this
complicated.
528
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,920
I just feel like in Lucy's head
529
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,520
she's over complicating
the whole situation,
530
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:49,440
so maybe I'm just gonna
uncomplicate it.
531
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,040
♪ Hold me
532
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,080
♪ When you hold me in your arms
♪
533
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:59,720
♪ So when you hold me
534
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:03,440
♪ Yeah I can feel your heart
beating ♪
535
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,200
- Hello little boy.
536
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,160
Oh Bentley.
537
00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,320
Hello.
538
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,200
Oh, you remember me then?
539
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,600
Oh it's been too long, see?
540
00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:14,920
Are you a bit confused?
541
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,200
- Yeah really confused.
542
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,640
I wasn't expecting to get a text
from you.
543
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,400
- Basically it was a bit weird
544
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,200
at the Halloween party the other
night.
545
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,680
You could have just said hello
to me.
546
00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,120
- I'm not gonna say hello to
you because you were with Tom.
547
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,040
- Yeah, but.
- It's just weird.
548
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,560
That's why I don't bother.
549
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,240
- If you just said hello, that's
what I want it to be like.
550
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,280
- Yeah that's what I want.
- I don't know about you.
551
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:34,680
- That's the way it was before
Vegas.
552
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,880
- The thing is before
Vegas, it wasn't like that.
553
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,200
I feel bad because I obviously
heard
554
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,080
that you think that I
sort of led you on a bit.
555
00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,360
- I did honestly think that
556
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,040
that was the way it was going
557
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,120
and it just felt that you did
choose Tom.
558
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,000
I go on dates and stuff
559
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,200
and the girls are very
beautiful, they're really nice,
560
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,680
but they're not a patch
on you, it's weird.
561
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,360
And you've set such a high bench
mark
562
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,520
that it is strange.
563
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,960
- Oh don't Mario.
564
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,280
- It's true.
565
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,240
I'm only telling you.
566
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,240
- Diags what's happening mate?
567
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,040
- Where are you mate?
568
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,240
- I got the marshmallows,
569
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,240
I got the sparklers,
I'll be there in a bit.
570
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,000
- Where are you?
571
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,760
- Oh shit.
572
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,040
- [Diags] What?
573
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,280
- Mario's having a drink with
Lucy.
574
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,880
This is ridiculous.
575
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,760
- [Diags] Ah mate, what
do you want to do mate?
576
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,200
Just forget about it, it
doesn't matter does it?
577
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,240
- All right mate.
578
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,240
- [Diags] All right, see you in
a bit.
579
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,920
- I can't believe you remember
Mummy.
580
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,200
- How are things with Tom?
581
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:43,320
- Fine but don't, let's
not talk about that.
582
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,720
- He's not you.
583
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,600
He's not.
584
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,800
- I don't know.
585
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:54,640
I don't know.
586
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:59,520
- I know that you said to
Debbie that you're worried
587
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:01,640
that you'll never find
someone that loves you
588
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,840
as much as I did.
589
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:04,720
- Oh God.
590
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:07,520
- Which,
591
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,960
I won't say that's
probably far from wrong.
592
00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,040
♪ Do you ever feel
593
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,320
♪ Like a plastic bag
594
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,120
♪ Drifting through the wind
595
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,920
♪ Wanting to start again
596
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,760
♪ Do you ever feel
597
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,000
♪ Feel so paper thin
598
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,880
- How's it going, big man?
599
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:36,520
♪ You just gotta ignite the
light ♪
600
00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:40,080
♪ And let it shine
601
00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:42,080
- I've got a Gemma Guy Fawkes.
602
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,360
[laughing]
603
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:48,440
- Arg, I'm gonna kill you.
604
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,240
♪ You're a firework
605
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,360
- I know yous won 5:1,
606
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,640
but your flies are undone so.
607
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,680
[cheering]
608
00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,880
♪ Boom boom boom
609
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,840
♪ Even brighter than the moon
610
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:01,720
- There she goes.
611
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,680
[cheering]
- Burn bitch burn.
612
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,240
- Burn bitch burn?
613
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,120
Oh my God.
614
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,280
♪ You
615
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,600
♪ Help me lose my mind
616
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,200
- Darling.
617
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,040
- How you doing, you all right?
618
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:19,920
- You look nice.
619
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,160
- You look lovely.
620
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,240
- Oh, are these for me?
621
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:24,120
- Yeah.
622
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:25,280
- Very nice, how are you?
623
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,480
- I'm good, how you doing, you
all right?
624
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:27,760
- Yeah I'm good.
625
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,400
How are you feeling about our
second date?
626
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,000
- Yeah, yeah it's good.
627
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,120
I've been looking forward to it.
628
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,000
It's been
629
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:37,480
a little bit...
630
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,600
You know Danielle, don't you?
- Yeah.
631
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,040
- When I saw her at the
supermarket
632
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,280
I thought it'd be nice
if them two come along.
633
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,040
I hope you don't mind.
634
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,440
- I'm going to have a drink.
635
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:50,920
Do you want to pour it for me
Dan?
636
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:51,800
- Course I will.
637
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,280
Cheers.
638
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,560
- To a good second date.
639
00:20:58,920 --> 00:20:59,720
- [Danielle] Hello.
640
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:00,520
- Here's Tarzan and Splash.
641
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,360
- Hello.
642
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,400
- How's it going, you all right?
643
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,000
- What do you mean Tarzan and
Splash?
644
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,600
- Oh he calls me Splash I call
him Tarzan.
645
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,840
You all right darling?
646
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:08,880
- Really?
647
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,480
- Yeah it's our pet names, innit
babe?
648
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,040
- It is indeed.
649
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,040
So I hope yous two don't mind
650
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,960
that we've gatecrashed your
date.
651
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,760
- Well I was a little
bit pissed off at first.
652
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,280
- Was you?
653
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,480
♪ Whoa oh oh oh oh oh
654
00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,120
- How do you like your
sausages then Bobby?
655
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,800
Big, small, fat, skinny?
656
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,160
- I like them quite fat,
657
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,960
like I do like a girthy sausage.
658
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,400
- Yeah I bet you do.
659
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:33,920
- So like these little ones
aint gonna touch the sides.
660
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:37,760
- No.
661
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:40,560
[energetic music]
662
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,240
♪ Stop, Nikki didn't say
663
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,440
- Where's Ferne?
664
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:46,960
- Ferne is on her second
date with Dan I think.
665
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,160
- Really?
- Yeah.
666
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,720
- Okay.
667
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,760
- He thinks he's well and
truly on a second date
668
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,400
when really she's been staying
at mine
669
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,120
for the last three nights, so.
670
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,800
- Are you still sleeping
together?
671
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,200
- Um, yes.
672
00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,800
- And she's still going about
doing
673
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,200
and acting how she is?
674
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:02,120
- Yeah.
675
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,000
- Oh my God.
676
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,720
- You a little bit jel, Jas?
677
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,200
- I spend a lot of time with him
Charlie,
678
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,040
like even in Vegas.
- Yeah but what does
679
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:10,200
that mean as friends or?
680
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,680
- We kind of did go
out on a date in Vegas.
681
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,080
- Right.
682
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:15,880
- He did stay round mine twice
as well.
683
00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,080
- What in Vegas?
684
00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:17,960
- Yeah.
685
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,920
- Oh my God, you are a player.
686
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,240
[laughing]
687
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,640
♪ I'm a rockstar for life
688
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,720
♪ I'm just being honest
689
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,000
♪ Got a check on me right now
690
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,240
♪ I'm just being honest
691
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,760
- Get a few cocktails please?
692
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,160
Right the girls want a
daiquiri and a pornstar,
693
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:34,400
I'll have a sham sham, what you
want?
694
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,360
- I'll have a sex on the beach,
please.
695
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,160
- So how are things
going with you and Ferne?
696
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,320
Are you gonna make a move
tonight then?
697
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,400
- Oh I don't know.
698
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,480
I've got this, just something on
my mind.
699
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,240
I'm glad yous are here.
[laughing]
700
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,320
Without you two it'd be like,
701
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,920
we'd just be silent eating
chocolates.
702
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,200
[laughing]
703
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,040
- What do you think of him
anyway?
704
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,760
- I don't know, Dan.
705
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,920
He's like, well he's
good looking obviously.
706
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,200
- Yeah.
- He's got a great body.
707
00:22:58,240 --> 00:22:59,760
- Yeah.
708
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:00,640
- But
709
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,680
the chat.
710
00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,760
- Nothing there?
711
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:05,720
[laughing]
712
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,480
- It is so awkward.
713
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:08,680
- Is it just like--
714
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,880
- Not until you got here
I was a little bit like.
715
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:11,800
- Really?
716
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,200
- I don't know, I don't know
717
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:14,680
if I would have been able to
have sat
718
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:15,880
though the second date.
- Oh don't Ferne
719
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,560
- I know, it's really
out of order isn't it?
720
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:24,280
♪ No matter where we go
721
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:25,600
- It's so nice.
722
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,440
- Mulled wine, it's not even
Christmas.
723
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,920
- I did see Mario today.
724
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,960
He said something that I almost
cried at,
725
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,640
but I was just like--
- He still loves you.
726
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,640
- He said, "I really,
really want a girlfriend
727
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,680
"but no one comes close to you."
728
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,680
- He said that to me as well.
729
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,400
And he was like I know
I'll never love anyone
730
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,400
like I loved Lucy.
- But Jess its really hard
731
00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:45,000
because like I do really like
Tom
732
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,840
and I don't think people realise
that.
733
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,400
And I feel like maybe
it is because of Mario
734
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,080
that I can't move forward with
him.
735
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:54,560
The reason I one day got
up and I packed my suitcase
736
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,320
and left that flat is for a
reason.
737
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:59,240
It was to make myself
happier and I am happier.
738
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:01,040
- I think I just want the love
story
739
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,200
and to see you and Mario
740
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:02,960
happily ever after.
- That's what you want.
741
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,120
- You love playing cupid.
742
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,760
- I know I can't help it.
743
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:06,640
♪ You come here
744
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:07,600
♪ You don't need an occasion
745
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:08,720
♪ Just an ill advised itchin'
746
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,120
♪ For the conversation
747
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,800
- We want, you know, what's best
for both,
748
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,360
we want yous both to be happy.
749
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,280
I think, I mean we're confused
750
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:17,760
God knows what you're thinking.
751
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,080
- I'm really confused.
752
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,360
I'm sorry but there's no such
thing
753
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,320
as friends with feelings.
754
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,360
I could say that about you.
755
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:24,520
- Yeah.
756
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:25,920
- It doesn't really make that
much sense.
757
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,520
- It doesn't make no sense.
758
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,640
He's just trying to prove a
point
759
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,720
because I kissed Elliott
which is pathetic.
760
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,120
Like get over it.
761
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,400
I'm so confused because
behind closed doors
762
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,520
he's like all over me.
763
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,920
Says he loves me, talks about
marriage,
764
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,320
talks about like getting a house
together,
765
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,240
and kids and stuff like that.
766
00:24:40,280 --> 00:24:41,520
So it's really hard for me
767
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,880
because he's sort of,
768
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,640
he's being like two different
people at the minute.
769
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,280
It just feels like it's a bit of
a game.
770
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,840
- Listen we can give you all the
advice
771
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:49,440
and say all of our opinions in
the world.
772
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,960
You need to speak to Joey and
lay your cards on the table.
773
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,720
♪ We had it all
774
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,520
- So girls, you having a good
night?
775
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,120
- [Danielle] Yeah really good
night.
776
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,840
- Rather be here than at the
bonfire with all the others?
777
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,400
- Who's actually at Arg's
bonfire?
778
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,880
- Well I know Bill and Manth are
there.
779
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,560
Obviously Argent, I know
Charlie's there.
780
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,920
- Would you rather be
there with him than here?
781
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,040
- No.
782
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,200
- You sure?
783
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,240
- Well if I'd rather
be there, I'd be there.
784
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:23,000
- I've heard different that's
all.
785
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:23,880
- From who?
786
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:28,160
- I've been told that you've
still been sleeping with him.
787
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,800
- I have slept with him recently
788
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,160
and I've held my hands
up and admitted to that.
789
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,000
- I don't wanna mug myself
off and be dating someone
790
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,200
who's sleeping with their
ex-boyfriend.
791
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,440
- I don't feel like I
have to justify myself
792
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,640
on the second date.
793
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,280
But like I'm here
794
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,440
and that's it really.
795
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,360
Who did you heard from though,
796
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,320
I would love to know, elaborate.
797
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,760
- I don't wanna name drop but
it's not--
798
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,600
- Oh I know.
799
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:52,680
- But they're not-
- Who?
800
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,280
- [Lockie] Listen, don't you
name drop.
801
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,400
- It was Abi.
802
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:56,560
- What a grass.
803
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:57,680
- I'm cool.
804
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,880
- You just wanted to know where
you stand,
805
00:25:58,920 --> 00:25:59,760
you don't want to get
in some love triangle.
806
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,520
- Wait why did Abi feel the need
807
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,160
to like say that to you
though, I don't get it.
808
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,640
- I don't know, she just said
809
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,880
that Charlie come up to her
and told her so she just wanted
810
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,440
to let me know.
- I reckon Jasmin paid her.
811
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:09,600
She was like go on,
get in there, you know?
812
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,960
You know that Jasmin likes you.
813
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,880
- No.
- Oh, are you joking?
814
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:14,760
- We're friends.
815
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:15,640
- Friends with benefits?
816
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:16,600
No, I'm joking.
817
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,840
- Oh look who the grass is now.
818
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,160
- No really, I'm messing
about, it's a joke.
819
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,120
Fucking hell.
820
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,040
- Stop swearing.
821
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,480
Hate it when you swear.
822
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:25,800
- I hate it when you grass
people up.
823
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,920
- James, all I said, I think
Ferne deserves to know.
824
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,680
I'd wanna know if I was in your
position.
825
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,080
- I'm sorry if that was like
826
00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,600
sort of disrespectful to ask
out.
827
00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,840
- I'm glad you could get that
off your chest and everything
828
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,680
but I'm actually going to make a
move.
829
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,680
So um,
830
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:38,520
take care.
831
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,360
- [James] Take care.
832
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,200
- Thanks for a nice evening.
833
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:41,640
- All right darling.
834
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,480
See you later
835
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,480
- Thanks for a nice second date.
836
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:45,960
- See you.
- And I'll see you soon.
837
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:46,800
- See you later on.
838
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,200
- [Ferne] Bye.
839
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,240
- So by the looks of things
840
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,520
I think date three is off the
cards.
841
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,840
♪ Someone starts
842
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,080
♪ Starts the spark
843
00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:59,480
♪ In our bonfire hearts
844
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,160
- Hello.
845
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,320
- Hello you.
846
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,960
All right?
847
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,120
Kiss on the cheek?
848
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,560
- Huh?
- Kiss on the cheek?
849
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,760
- Listen I know where you was
earlier.
850
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:11,920
I know you was with Mario
earlier.
851
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:12,800
- I would have told you.
852
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,600
It was an innocent conversation.
853
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,440
We were just, I wanted to
sort things out with him.
854
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,280
I just want basically to say
like,
855
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,720
we can say hello to each
other when were out,
856
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,520
let's be adult about it
and it wasn't anything.
857
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,200
- Regardless, like I
still think there is stuff
858
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,200
that we need to talk about
859
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,520
whether you went to see him or
not.
860
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:29,720
- Okay.
861
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,120
- I feel like it's pretty
obvious
862
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:34,120
that you don't really know
what you want at the minute.
863
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,600
Yeah?
864
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:40,080
And I feel like everyone's just
over complicating everything
865
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,160
like all that pressure about if
we were
866
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,640
boyfriend and girlfriend or not
867
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,720
and whether we were seeing each
other or what was going on.
868
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,280
To me it didn't mean anything
869
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,040
and the best thing for me to do,
I feel,
870
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,840
to simplify that for you is to
just
871
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,360
like remove myself from the
equation
872
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,640
and let you be on your own.
873
00:27:57,680 --> 00:27:58,880
And the hardest thing
about the whole situation
874
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,520
is that I feel like I
could make you happy.
875
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,480
- I don't know what to say.
876
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,400
It's hard Tom, because you know
how much I like you as well,
877
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,080
it's just I don't know,
878
00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,080
maybe I'm letting what other
people say
879
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,320
effect me more than I should.
880
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:14,880
I don't know.
881
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,640
But like when I spoke to Debbie
882
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,040
it hit a nerve and like it's
been playing on my mind.
883
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:20,920
- Look.
884
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,520
Enjoy the rest of your night I
suppose.
885
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,720
- Tom don't leave me like that.
886
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,000
- I'm not leaving you like
anything babe.
887
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,680
But enjoy the rest of
your night, all right?
888
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,640
- Shit.
889
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,280
♪ I've got thick skin
890
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,440
♪ And an elastic heart
891
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:44,280
♪ But your blade
892
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,680
♪ It might be too sharp
893
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,800
♪ I'm like a rubber band
894
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:52,000
♪ Until you pull too hard
895
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,120
- Hi.
- Hi Jas.
896
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,120
- You all right?
897
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,560
- How are you?
- Good.
898
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:56,440
- [Ferne] You having a good
night?
899
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:57,600
- Yeah, how was your date?
900
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,920
- Oh I left
901
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,640
because I just wasn't feeling it
really.
902
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,080
- Yeah.
903
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,760
- But I kind of hoped that
we can settle our differences
904
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,920
because I'm quite sick and tired
of you
905
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,240
constantly digging me out if I'm
honest.
906
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,760
- Really, why am I digging you
out?
907
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:17,800
- I mean the whole saying, "Am
I more attractive than her?"
908
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,840
I would never ever say
that about another woman.
909
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:21,880
- Okay.
910
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,880
- I don't understand your
jealously,
911
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,760
you're so jealous of me.
912
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,360
It's actually quite funny
now, you need to get over it.
913
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:29,560
Do you know what,
914
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,960
for you to say--
- Can I stop you right there?
915
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:31,960
- No, for you to say--
916
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,160
- You've mugged yourself off
already.
917
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,520
- I couldn't give a flying fuck.
918
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,360
For you to say that you're
more attractive than me--
919
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,560
- Why you shouting?
920
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:39,880
- Because I'm pissed off.
921
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,520
One thing to say, my sex life,
whatever-
922
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,880
- Wait, no, no, no.
923
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,640
- One thing to say to you.
Can you let me talk?
924
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,120
- No.
925
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:47,560
I will always be more attractive
than you because you've got
926
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,360
a vile, ugly personality.
- You're embarrassing yourself
927
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,720
- Boys loan you off.
928
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:54,200
- No they don't.
929
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,040
You're a mug, all you do is
chase after your ex-boyfriend.
930
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,120
- Yeah because I'm bang in love
with him
931
00:29:58,160 --> 00:29:59,440
and we are in love with each
other and--
932
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,440
- But you're going on other
dates.
933
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,480
You're going on dates with other
boys
934
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,080
and sleeping with your
ex-boyfriend.
935
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,160
- Bye bye you've got an ugly
personality.
936
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,520
- Get some self respect darling.
937
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:07,520
Oh my God.
938
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,520
[fireworks exploding]
939
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,320
♪ You should know what you
falling for ♪
940
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:17,080
♪ Baby do you dare to do this
941
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:21,720
♪ 'Cause I'm coming at
you like a dark horse ♪
942
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,680
[cheering]
943
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:25,520
- [Sam] All right?
944
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:27,920
- [Joey] You all right?
945
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,680
- I'm really, really confused.
946
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,440
It's like I can't really explain
it.
947
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,240
Obviously like we're getting
along
948
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,320
and you're saying friends with
feelings
949
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,360
but when I think about it
950
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,400
like what is friends with
feelings?
951
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:39,840
- I'm not saying I don't
want to be in a relationship,
952
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,520
I do but I'm just scared Sam.
953
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,320
I'm scared about making that
move
954
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,000
and if do that and say I get
myself stuck
955
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,280
in the same situation again.
956
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,560
- I know that, obviously,
but where we're at now,
957
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,560
it's like you're obviously
taking
958
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,880
a lot of control and everything
959
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,040
and I just feel like a bit,
everyone's saying to me,
960
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,120
oh he's stringing you along,
961
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:57,840
he's doing this, he's doing
that.
962
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,280
- I'm not stringing you along,
Sam.
963
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,000
- No but obviously they don't
know
964
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,240
what we talk about and what we
like--
965
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,520
- I know, yeah, fair enough.
966
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,120
- People don't know that
so it's really hard for me
967
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,640
because obviously I'm being
really open and honest
968
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:09,600
and you're very closed when
you're with everyone else
969
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,600
and your friends.
970
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,960
- I can't understand what you
want
971
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,160
because what I want is
I want us to be happy
972
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,360
and right at this moment in
time I'm quite happy, Sam.
973
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,760
This is what I wanted.
974
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,400
I don't think you are.
975
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:25,360
- Well no, well obviously not
because it's just weird like.
976
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,680
- But I'm not saying, Sam
listen.
977
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,480
- Like not kissing me is like--
978
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:30,480
- Yeah but I'm not saying
I'm gonna go date other girls
979
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:31,480
'cause I'm not.
980
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,440
I'm not gonna date no one else.
981
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,960
- But that's even more
confusing.
982
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,160
- Yeah because I'm not because
I'm not that sort of boy.
983
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,280
I've not been playing games
984
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,320
because we could have easily got
together.
985
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,320
- You don't want the
relationship status
986
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,720
fair enough, fine.
987
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,960
But then everything that's
going off between me and you
988
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,760
behind closed doors it's like
989
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,440
we're a couple, realistically.
990
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,080
And I'm sort of like smiling
along with it
991
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,040
but I think actually that's not
fair on me
992
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,000
because you're getting
the best of both worlds
993
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,240
and it's playing with my
feelings,
994
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,720
pulling at my heart strings.
995
00:31:58,760 --> 00:31:59,920
- And that's the last thing I
want and I've told you that.
996
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,840
- Okay, so do you want
to make a go of things,
997
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,600
or are we just gonna go our
separate ways?
998
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,680
♪ I need to be strong
999
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:13,720
♪ I think I'm losing my mind
1000
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,080
♪ The only way is up
1001
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,040
♪ Baby
1002
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,040
♪ For you and me now
1003
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,800
♪ The only way is up
1004
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,720
♪ Baby
1005
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,560
♪ For you and me now
1006
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,560
♪ The only way is up
1007
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:35,520
♪ Baby
1008
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:38,720
♪ For you and me now
71271
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