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- [Denise Van Outen]
This programme contains

some cheesy chat up
lines, souped up wheels,

and a new kid on the block.

Some of the tans you see might
be fake,

but these people are all real,

although some of what they do

has been given a little
zhoosh for your entertainment.

Previously on The Only Way is
Essex.

[Arg laughs]

- Why can't you just grow some
balls

and say I do love you?

- We both still love each other,
Sam,

but because you have so much
stress,

it causes me so much stress.

- Oh, this is just
going around in circles.

- Don't let her control you this
much

and let her bully you into
everything.

You're a man, mate.

- I said to him that I
still had feelings for him

and I still loved him.

- Let's just be friends,
I'm happy for that.

- Yeah, thank you. [smooches]

- I wanna really impress
my friends so let me think,

oh I'm gonna go and tell him
I slept with Gemma Collins.

- Well look how fuckin' rude
that is,

you're a prized dick, mate!

[upbeat music]

♪ The only way is up, baby

♪ For you and me now

[upbeat pop music]

♪ I see this life like a
swinging vine ♪

♪ Swing my heart across the line
♪

♪ In my face is flashing signs

♪ Seek it out and ye shall find
♪

- Oh my God, Elliott.

- Where is it?
- How powerful is this?

- You got an X6?
- Yes.

- What are you trying to say?

So where's mine?

- His and hers.

♪ I feel something so right
doing the wrong thing ♪

- Oi, do you like my JE?

- You got your initials on your
bed?

- Basically, I didn't think

it was gonna be delivered like
this

but when they delivered
it I was like oh my God,

that is actually exactly how I
wanted it.

- What, is this supposed to
be like glasses of champagne?

- They are glasses of champagne

and this is just like
trying to be a crown.

I wanted to be like a king.

Do me a favour though Arg,

please, please, please don't
tell anyone,

don't blab about that
I've got JE on my bed

'cause it's unique I don't
want anyone else having it.

- You gonna start getting your
stick out?

- Oh I get where you're coming
from.

- [Joey] Don't tell anyone.

- I'm a bit of a blabbermouth

and I shouldn't have told you's
two

about sleeping with Gemma in
Vegas.

She's adamant that it never
happened.

Girls don't wanna make
themselves look easy, I suppose.

- She must be so embarrassed,
mate.

- There's only one person

that 100% knows for sure it
happened

and that one person's Bobby.

- Do you know how Elliott's
feeling

after obviously Sam completely
longed him

really, didn't she?

- [Arg] I haven't spoke to him
at all.

- I think 'cause he was,
obviously he's meant to be a man

and he's not a man then.

He didn't wanna show her
that he actually cared,

so obviously he's gonna be,

I reckon it'll hurt him a little
bit.

- It was obvious, she
never really liked him.

It was obviously more of a
rebound.

But at the end of the day
obviously Elliott is a nice kid,

but he absolutely got pied!

So bad.
[group laughs]

♪ And it I left tonight would
someone be ♪

- Oh I really don't feel well.

- You sound really sexy with
that voice.

- Are you serious?

Is it the phlegm or the
bogies or the coughing?

- A bit of both.

- Is it turning you on?
[giggles]

- Yeah a little bit.

No, I like the hair
though, hair looks nice.

- Thank you darling.

I thought I'd go back to the old
me.

- I prefer it.
- Sophisticated.

- I thought you might wanna
come out with me and the boys.

It'll be fun.

- As long as they all don't
take the piss out of me

all night 'cause that's
usually what happens.

[upbeat music]

- Are you happy?
- This is powerful.

[Elliott laughs]
This is so me, Elliott.

- I'll tell you what, it's
got you written all over it.

I thought it suited me but I
think it's got you a bit more.

- Well me and Bobby are gonna
go to the Farmers Market

and get some cheese, do you
want me to pick you up some?

- Yeah.

- 'Cause Billie's having
the cheese and wine party.

- Yeah she's invited me over as
well.

- Are you gonna come?
- Yeah definitely!

I wanna come over there,
obviously the whole Sam
situation,

I don't want her to feel awkward
at all,

so the quicker we get it out of
the way

and see each other again,
the better, you know?

- Yeah.

- 'Cause I do think she likes
me, but at the end of the day

she needs space and time,
I'm happy to give her that.

- Yeah, so are you on the
market, Elliott?

- I'm fully fledged on the
market, stick me right out
there.

- Right, well I'm gonna
get touting you out there.

Me and you, we're gonna
have a nice glass of wine--

- And get sloshed.
- A few different cheeses.

- I'll get you a bottle of wine.

I'm going there to meet
Arg to be honest with you.

So he's gonna come, I'm
gonna drag him there.

- What!

- I don't want you's to fall out
as much.

I know he needs to apologise,
and I'll make sure he does.

- It's been on my mind for days
and it has really upset me.

If I had have slept with him,

number one he should not open
his mouth,

and number two you don't ever
turn round

and say sleeping with me is
not something he'd be proud of.

- Nah, it's disgusting.

- I just don't feel that I
could be friends with him.

That is a very hurtful comment.

It's upset me Elliott.

[slow music]

♪ Staring at the bottom of the
glass ♪

♪ Hoping one day you'll
make a dream last ♪

♪ But dreams come slow
and they go so fast ♪

- Hello, all right?

- Not too bad, you?

- Yeah I'm good.

- How you feeling, you all
right?

- Yeah I'm good.
- Actually all right thought?

- No, I'm actually okay.

Sorry.
- Are you sure?

- Yeah, I'm just intrigued.

- You know I've been friends
with you

before I was friends with
Charlie.

- Yes.
- Way before.

I do care about you, so
I do care how you feel.

I'm not the person to
give relationship advice,

you know, I fucked up,
but at the same time,

I lost something that I proper
loved

because I was too stupid to act
on it.

I waited too long and
lost and I missed out.

You two just shouldn't make
the same mistake as me.

I think, and I've told Charlie
this,

with you is that when I'm with
him

you call him and text him a lot

because you love him so, so
much, true?

And you feel like you're losing
him

so you text him a lot, true?

- Yeah.
- And you think by doing that,

it's gonna make him want to come
back.

Whereas I think it does the
other thing,

'cause it smothers him
and it pushes him away.

- It's so difficult though.

- I'm giving you some
sort of man code here

but it's true, all right.

Stop calling him and texting him

and just let him miss you
and I think he needs that.

- I kind of feel like if I don't
text him

I actually feel like,

"Oh my god he's gonna forget
about me."

- There's nothing worse in life

than you thinking you've lost
something

and actually having to fight for
it.

- But he never has fought for
me.

- Yes, but that's because
he's not having to, Ferne.

- But I'm so exhausted by it
all.

I don't really know what to say

but then I say that probably
tonight I'll probably ring him.

- Exactly and I'll be with him.

And the thing is you cutting off
from him

will actually give him time to
realise

what it is that he wants.

He's not happy.

He loves you so much.

Don't make my mistakes.

- I kind of feel like this
is what every girl needs

when they break up from their
boyfriend,

they kind of wanna
speak to their best mate

and be like, "Oh my god so
what's he been saying about me,

and what what do you think's
gonna be the future?"

This is like the best thing
I could ever wish for.

How've you had to deal with
everything recently then?

I mean it must be pretty
hard seeing your ex and Tom.

- I look at her and don't feel
it anymore.

- I don't believe you.

- I'd say, if I still
had feelings for Lucy,

trust me I'd say.

- You're lying to me!
- I'm not lying Ferne.

- And you're lying to yourself
- I'm not lying.

- It does hurt.

- Have I once said it doesn't
hurt?

No it does hurt, but at the same
time,

that's fine because it makes her
happy.

[upbeat music]

♪ Let your heart swing
swing side to side ♪

♪ Swing swing

- Ooh, I'm stuck!

- [Sam] Ugh, it's so good
to be doing a workout.

- When doing sit ups,
it's all about the control

in the stomach.

- This is helping me release
my anger and stress with Joey.

Before I move on with anything
or anyone

or even think about another
relationship

I just need to completely
get over and clear Joey

from my head and everything.

- I really, really like Joey

and I've always supported your
decision

if your gonna be with each other

but you know you don't need me
to tell you

that you're not right for each
other, at the moment anyway.

I think it's good as well 'cause
now you can just be single,

enjoy it and just get on with
it.

- And with Ferne single,
she obviously needs me

as her wing woman, she's got me
so.

- What about, are you
looking forward to tonight?

- Do you know what, I
don't think I've ever been

to a cheese and wine night.

- And what cheese will you
be bringing, Babybells?

- Babybells knowing me.

[girls laugh]

[ducks quack]

- So I'm thinking about putting
Bella into doggy modelling

'cause I just think she's so
beautiful.

- Oh my god I could so see her

on the front of dog food or
something.

She is gorgeous.

- How you getting on with
Bow round Gemma's house?

- I was expecting him to be
slashing

all over the leather sofa

but do you know what, touch
wood,

he's not done one thing wrong.

He's either petrified of her

or he's just turned into a good
boy.

- That was quite heated wasn't
it, with you Gemma and Arg?

- Really heated and I kind of,

I'm a little bit, not
nervous about seeing him

but it was a little bit
raucous between me and him

because I think he wanted me to
defend him

but every time I asked him a
question

he couldn't really answer it.

- Was it true?

- Well from my knowledge it's
not.

- 'Cause she denied it the first
time,

like you know when he said
"Oh we had sex in a bush,"

And then she denied that for
like 3 weeks

and was like, "Nah it never
happened"

and then came out with,
"Oh, it did happen."

Well obviously she's
quite a horny little madam

and she always goes on about
the size of Arg's piece

so I wouldn't be surprised
if she went there again.

- Ricky.
- Well it's true. [laughs]

[upbeat music]

- [Sam] Yeah, I've had
enough now, working out.

- [Lewis] I ain't seen
that bum in a little while.

- Oh dear!

What are you doing here?

You all right, [smooches] how
are you?

- Caught you mid bend.
- I haven't seen you for ages!

- You alright Bil?
- Good thank you!

- What's happening, how's
things?

- [Billie] Good, you look well!

- [Lewis] How's things with the
shop?

- Really good.
- Really good.

- [Billie] Really good, busy,
yeah.

- So what you doing tonight
then, girls, you out?

- Well I'm having a bit
of a cheese and wine night

at mine tonight.

- Wow I'm impressed, I'm
impressed.

- [Billie] What about
you, what are you up to?

- Gotta getting rid of
the spare tyre ain't I,

but listen I'm gonna crack on
girls

but I'll see you soon all right?

- Okay, we'll see you soon.
- Okay. [smooches]

- Enjoy the cheese and wine!

- [smooches] We will!
- See you later.

- What the fuck?

- Just as your dramas end,
another ex boyfriend appears.

- Oh my God.

- And then there was three.

- No! [laughs]
[Billie laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Backwards clock.
- Backwards clock,

that's actually perfect for me,
innit?

- Keep you on time for
everything.

- [Joey] What does it mean,
does that just goes backwards?

- No, what do you mean?

You don't know what's
wrong with that clock?

- No.

Oh [giggles] I've just clocked!

- What's happening boys?

- Oh look who it is!

[guys play fight]

Oh come on, take your suit off!

- Boys man, you gotta pay for
that.

[group laughs]

- Tom, where you been anyway?

- Where you been?

- [Diags] Who've you been
seeing recently a lot

and not your mates and no one
else?

- Where have you been? [laughs]

- Right listen, listen, listen,
listen.

- Go on, we're listening.

- The Meckleburger's
coming out with us tonight.

- Oh so you spend all your time
with her

and when we go out as mates,

you bring her along with us.

- [Joey] So your gonna
bring us out with her.

- Yes, yeah.
- Oh, mate!

- Why can't you just be good
friends

and just be nice to her?
- 'Cause you know what?

As it's me and Joe,

we're probably gonna
take the complete piss.

It's not really a good
idea bringing her really

if she's your girlfriend.

- She ain't my girlfriend mate.

- At the end of the day,

you can bring your girlfriend,
it's fine,

we don't mind if you bring
your girlfriend along.

- You know, you love her, so
it's fine.

[group laughs]

- The fact that you's two
love each other this much,

I'm happy for you.
- Yeah I'm happy for you.

- Joey's happy for you,

we want you to bring her
along and we'll both--

- All we want you to do
is see you smile, come on.

- Thanks, I'm glad
you're there for me boys.

[group laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Shut up! [laughs]

Gemma I love it!
- Do you love it?

- This has got Gemma
Collins written all over it.

- Check out the leather,
check out the leather.

- Bit of beige leath, loving
life.

- [smooches] Love you.

Shall we go for a spin?

- Oh take me for a spin, babe.

- So Billie's having a
cheese and wine party.

- See I only really eat
Halloumi and Dairylea.

- Do ya?
- Yeah.

- Well listen, I'm like dreading
it a bit

'cause like Arg, do you know
what I mean,

he's such a knob.

- How are you gonna play that?

- Well I'm just not very
happy about it, Bobby.

The thing that's hurt me in all
of this,

and I have been hurt, I don't
like the way he turned round

and said sleeping with you is
not something I'd boast about.

- I really felt like part
of me curled up and died

when he said that because
there was no respect there.

Whatever you say, there should
always be

that nice friendship that
I thought you did have.

- That's in my head,

that could actually have
affected my sex life

for the rest of my life.

He thinks in his head he's
gonna get size 8 bird.

- Deluded, false.

And like you said it's no skin
of your minge what he does

but I feel like them
comments he made especially,

they really are gonna
effect even your friendship.

- The day he said that to me
Bobby, our friendship was over.

[upbeat music]
♪ Wish I could stop

♪ And I'm not joking

♪ Drinking too much,
I'm socially smoking ♪

♪ Wish I could stop

♪ Start to behave

♪ And then wake up in the
morning ♪

- What wine are we getting?
- I'm gonna get these ones.

- You're not a wine connoisseur
like you think you are.

[laughs]

- I don't know, I'm gonna
go for a couple of whites

and a couple of reds

'cause I don't know if
the girls drink red, so.

- Whatever yeah, do a bit of
both.

- I think I'm gonna go for these
ones to be honest with you.

- I mean I don't wanna wind you
up,

but there has been a little
bit of banter with the boys.

- All right, come on then.

- There's a little bit
of a rumour going round

that you had a bit of a custard
pie in the face. [laughs]

You gotta laugh at it
though ain't you, El?

- It don't bother me,
I ain't been pied so.

- You didn't actually get
pied at all, did you really?

- Not really it was a
bit of fun that's it.

Joey's got jealous over it
so he's caused a stink up

and we've calmed it down so.

- Oh, yeah.

- So what's happening with you
and Gemma?

Because listen, look she was
devastated.

What you said was a stinkin'
liberty.

- I know I was a bit harsh.
- You need to go and apologise

I'm being serious.

What you said was fucking wrong.

- I'm fuming at her!
- I don't care!

- I said something harsh
in the heat of the moment

but to be fair to me,
El, she was going at me.

- It's not the behaviour of a
gentleman.

- [Arg] All right, you're
right, you are right.

- You know, you gotta
grow up mate, 'cause--

- It's not like me either is it?

- No you're a nice boy but--

- You always seem to have a pop
at me.

- I don't know, I just
feel like I always have to,

every time I've seen you,
you're doing something wrong

and that's what I'm here for.

No one else might tell
you but I'll tell you,

every time you go wrong,
I'm gonna tell ya!

[happy music]

- If you really want to
impress your guests, right,

I suggest they try some chilli
cheese.

You either like it or you don't.

- Oh I'm not sure, I don't
know if I'm going to try that.

- You can't come have a cheese
party

and not try the cheese.

You know I only like cheddar.
- Oh, no, no, no sorry.

- [Sam] What's sheep cheese?

- What's sheep cheese?
- Does it come from sheep,

the sheep cheese?

- Yes, we make we make the
sheep's cheese on the farm.

- What with sheep milk or--?

- Sheep's milk, yes.

- Girlies!
- Hello darlings!

- Hello!
- Hello! [smooches]

How are you?

- Whoa.

- Do you not like cheese Bob?

- Nah, Halloumi and Dairylea
triangles, that's about it.

- Well we know what
you'll be bringing then,

I wont be getting the
Dairylea's.

- We've gotta get some
of that it's amazing.

- I'm too queasy for all this.

- Right I wanna buy a stinking
cheese

and stick it in Arg's shoes.

- Yes!
- 'Cause I've heard,

I know you girls have invited
him 'cause we're all friends

- Yeah.
- But I'm just gonna pretend

he's not even there.

- Oh god you won't even
believe this earlier.

Me and Manth was in the gym this
morning,

guess who walks in?

One of Samantha's ex
boyfriends, Lewis Bloor.

- Get out!
- No way!

- I haven't seen him in years.

We broke up 3 years ago
for whatever reasons

and he is a really lovely
charming guy

but it was just so random to see
him,

I was like oh my god you
are joking and then--

- You was quite shocked.

- Is he coming to the
cheese and wine party?

- Well this is it, I feel really
bad

'cause I didn't invite him
but I might give him a call.

Do you mind if I invite him?

- No obviously I think
it'll be a bit weird

but if you wanna invite him,
invite him.

- Sam you're on a roll
with the men at the minute

let me touch you and
get some of your luck.

- Yes, let's rub for luck!

[upbeat music]

[phone rings]

- Hello?

- Hello it's me Billie.

- Billie, how are you darling,
all right?

- Yeah, good thank you, you?

- Yeah, yeah, good thanks.

I'm literally just getting
in from work, what's up?

- [Billie] You know I'm having

this cheese and wine party
tonight.

- Yeah, yeah, you mentioned it.

- Yeah just wondering if you'd
wanna come?

- [Lewis] Sam's gonna be there,
yeah?

- Yeah, Samantha's gonna be
there, yeah it'll be good.

- Well you know how to
twist my arm don't you Bil?

- Yeah [giggles]
[Lewis chuckles]

Make sure you bring your
favourite cheese.

- Right listen I gotta shoot,
I'm literally just getting in

but I'll see you later on, all
right?

- Okay then, see you later.

Bye!
- See you later darling, bye.

[upbeat music]

- I got a text message from
Mario.

- From Mario?
- Yeah.

- Text you?

- He was like, "Can I meet up
with you

"for a chat and a coffee?"

- What happened?

- Basically, Mario decided he
wanted

to give me a bit of love advice.

- Wait wait wait wait, is he the
expert?

- It was kinda sweet actually.

He said that he'd lost something
that he'd really loved,

he just didn't want to see
the same with me and Charlie.

He knows Charlie really well

and he knows how much
that we love each other

and it would be a shame.

I've tried to shut myself off
from him

but that is so difficult to do.

- But do you actually want that?

- His advice to me was to
kind of back off a little bit

not text Charlie, not ring him.

- I would take what he
says with a pinch of salt.

I agree with him,

the fact that I think you
should stop communication

with Charlie but obviously
it's really hard.

I know that as well but
don't stop communication

to think, what he's saying, oh
Charlie's gonna come running,

that's what he's basically
saying to you.

You don't want that, you need
to stop communication for you.

- You know what, I'm
trying to get the gossip.

I was asking him a bit
about how he felt about you

and the whole thing with
you and Tom and everything.

He was like "I don't, I
just want her to be happy,

"I just want her to be happy."

And then he said that it does
hurt

seeing you and Tom together
and I can imagine it does,

but it just makes me laugh
that he can never openly admit

that he's still heartbroken.

What he did say was, "The
Lucy that I used to love,

"is like, she doesn't exist
anymore, she's changed."

- What?

I've not changed at all,
what does that even mean?

I'm not gonna lie I'll
always have feelings for him

but too much has happened,

I don't think it'd ever be the
same.

- That's I think what he
was trying to get across

that you two really did
love each other at one point

and you both kinda say that
you're never gonna be able

to get back to that, and
he just wanted to say,

"I don't want that to
happen to you and Charlie."

[pop music]
♪ Ain't nobody

♪ Loves me better than you

[upbeat music]

- Cheers everyone!
- Cheers.

- Cheers!

- To fine wine and cheese.

[upbeat music]

- I can smell a rotten cheese

over to the right hand side of
me.

[group laughs]

- [Arg] Oh he's showing off now.

- Cheers guys.

[upbeat music]

- Look who I found at the door!

- Hello, you okay?
- Hello people!

How you doing, all right?

- Good. [smooches]

- Oh he's lovely.

- Yeah he's not bad on the eye
is he?

- I've actually brought
round a nice bottle of wine.

This is Château Neuf de Pap.

All right, so do you wanna take
that?

- So that's Sam's ex fella.

Do you reckon there's any
unfinished business there?

- [Billie] What do you
want to drink Lewis?

- Your the host Bil, surprise
me.

[upbeat music]

- Hello!
- Hey!

- What's happening!

- Mr. and Mrs. P.
[group laughs]

- Mr. and Mrs. Pierce.

- Be nice, I told her you'd be
nice.

- We are gonna be nice.

- We've got you some drinks.

- You didn't get me a beer did
you?

- No, we didn't get you--
- You don't like beer.

Why do you's two look really
nervous?

- Nah, she thinks your gonna
take the piss out of her.

- Ah, of course we're not going
to take the piss out of you!

Why would we do such a thing?

- [Group] Eskimo, eskimo,
eskimo, eskimo, eskimo, eskimo!

Yeah!

- Stop it now, that's enough.

[happy music]

- Right boys what we gonna
have a little bit of Spanish?

- Mate, you are boring me
already with your wine.

- Wine and cheese, you gotta be,

what do we want?

A bit of Spanish or a bit of
French?

- Whatever you think.
- Gentleman, gentleman.

- How you doing?
- Bloor!

- You look like you need a hand!

Pass this one at the end,
Elliott.

Château Neuf de Pap
2011 beautiful vintage.

Most people say that wines

sort of get better with age
right?

But once you get past 25 years
old, the wine, it doesn't rot

but it looses it's flavour.

How old are you again El?

[Elliott groans]

- Right let's crack this then
gents, yeah?

Oh, come on Muscles, give it a
go.

Yes!

- [Elliot] Here you go mate.

- Do you want me to show
you how to taste wine?

- Let's go.
- Right so.

- Come on then, son.

[Lewis sips]

[group laughs]

[pop music]

- So are you's two actually
together now,

or is this official?
- They are, yeah.

- Yep I've heard.
- No.

- What I've heard is--
- It's not official is it?

- What Tom told us was that you
two are basically going out.

- No basically what it is,

Lucy wants me to be her
boyfriend

but she's too scared to ask me.

- What?

- Why don't you just ask Luce?

- We are literally being
serious,

we are actually really happy
you're out with us tonight.

- We're winding you
up, Luce, I promise ya!

[guys laugh]

[pop music]

- Billie I'm sorry, what the
hell?

- The reason why I'm upset

is because she's made me seem
like a liar.

- What you've done isn't very
nice.

You've knocked her confidence.

- I said a few harsh things,
yeah.

- You said really harsh
things, Arg and you know what?

- And I'll apologise for that.

- When you sleep with a woman
and if you sleep with a woman

the last thing you should
really do is go around

and tell your mates about it.

- I know this is awkward for
you, Bobby

but you know the truth and
you know what is right.

Surely you must feel guilty.

No but listen Bobby, you must
surely,

knowing we're in circumstances,
we're all together

are people are talking,

and you know what I'm saying is
the truth.

- My best friend has told me

that she categorically hasn't
slept with you in Vegas,

so why would she lie to me?
- Can you look me in the eyes?

- I'm looking you in the eye.

- Can you look me in the eyes
now

and say to me you don't think
I slept with Gemma in Vegas.

Can you do that Bobby?

I'm being serious.

I'm not asking you to
turn your back on Gemma,

I'm not asking you to turn
against her.

- Good 'cause I never
will, she's my best friend.

- I know you never will, I
understand that

and I don't want to put
you in that situation.

Just give me this this last
thing that's all I'm asking.

Did me and Gemma leave you
in the room by yourself

and go up into my room?

Yes or no.

- You're having the conversation
with the wrong person Arg.

- Bobby did that happen?

- Now it's for you to talk to
Gemma.

- Bobby did it happen?

- As I said to you throughout
this whole conversation--

- You're not saying we had sex
together.

You're not saying we slept
together.

Did me and Gemma leave you
in the room by yourself

and leave the room and go
elsewhere?

That's all I'm asking.

- No.

[pop music]
♪ I can't change

♪ Even if I tried

♪ Even if I wanted to

- So how've you been
anyway, you all right?

- Good, you?

- Yeah really good.

Real surprised to be here
though.

- Does it feel weird for you to
be here?

- Yeah, big time.
- Why?

- Not seeing you in 3 years

and then coming to a
cheese and wine party?

Of course it does, but then it
feels like,

it feels more strange to
have spent so much time away.

- To me you have not even
changed.

Okay you have lost
weight and you look great

but like you are to me
exactly the same as you were.

- Cool I'll take that as a
compliment.

Well look one thing I'd say
this evening, Sam, I mean look,

if anything it would just be
nice

to see you having fun a bit more
often.

- Agreed, what do you
mean a bit more often?

I always have fun.

- It's true, maybe a bit
more fun around me then.

[pop music]

- Did you ask Mario to
go and speak to Ferne

or did he just do it 'cause he
wanted to?

- No, I think he just
done it off his own back.

- What fucking cupid
relationship advice Mario?

- He wanted to give advice

from mistakes he's made or
something.

- I think everyone

would want to see me
and Ferne back together

but at the end of the day

we're not getting back
together at the moment.

- For me I just think it
was giving Ferne false hope

and I don't know why he said
what he said.

The only thing I agreed with
what he said

is that she should stop
texting and calling you

'cause I think that's wrong,

but he said it in a way that if
you stop

then he'll come running in the
future back

and I just don't think

that he should be saying
things like that to her.

- What happens between Charlie
and Ferne

is Charlie and Ferne's business

not Mario's business, not your
business, not my business.

- I know I agree.

- It's bullshit mate,

he's trying to get involved
when he ain't needed.

- Apparently he was saying
things like

he didn't want to see what
happened between me and him

happen to you's two

'cause he thinks you should
be together basically.

I think that's what he wants.

- Oh my god all he's doing is
trying to get in your head,

do you not get that?

'Cause he knows Ferne's gonna
come and tell you this shit.

I'm gonna get a drink.

- [sighs] Oh God.

He's pissed off.

- Mario's going to Ferne,

"I don't want to see what
happened between me and Lucy

"happen to you and Charlie."

- Why?

- That's what I mean,
why's he saying that?

What's it got to do with Mario?

I don't get it.

- Are they comparing notes
on how they got dumped?

- I don't fucking know.

All he's trying to do is
get in Lucy's head, mate.

[pop music]

- I have never, that's the game
right?

- I have never been
paralytic drunk in Sugar Hut.

- Blatantly.
- So you drink if you have,

basically, yeah?

- You drink if you have.
- Come on we've all been there

- Yeah, we've all been there of
course.

- I have never slept
with anyone in Las Vegas.

- You had better sip your
drink darling. [laughs]

- [Lewis] Right.

- I'm gonna throw it out there,

I think Arg deserves to
give Gemma an apology

for the way he spoke to her.

- Here fucking here.

You absolutely discriminating
downright rude idiot.

- Thank you Ferne.
- Be a man Arg.

- You know what I'm apologising.

I apologise for,

right let me think what
I'm apologising for.

I will apologise for the way

that I said something
that was a bit harsh.

I'm not apologising for saying
the fact

that we slept together in Vegas

because, you know, we
both know it did happen.

[Gemma sighs]
Anyway.

Is there anything you want to
say Gemma?

- Nothing.

You've upset me.

- I know I've upset you and I
apologise

for saying the fact that
I wouldn't boast or--

- You did boast!

- Can I just say--
- No, no, no.

Let me say one thing.

- Can I just say, do you feel
whether it happened or not,

do you feel that you putting it
out there

and you telling everyone
is worth having Gemma

basically not wanna talk to you
again?

- Everyone knows, it's not, you
know--

- Why don't you look at Gemma
when you're talking, mate?

- There's good things
and bad things about me,

everyone knows that.

I can be a bit of a gossip,
I have got a big mouth

and I'm terrible at keeping
secrets.

I let you down and I opened my
mouth.

If you wanna deny it out of
reasons,

maybe you're embarrassed
because you feel easy

even though you shouldn't,
then that's up to you but--

- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- All I'm saying, a true gent
never tells

so even if you did, you would
never tell.

- Gemma you can deny it all you
want,

it doesn't matter 'cause
it doesn't bother me

so what so what I wanna do is
apologise

for opening my mouth,
for telling everyone.

I should never have opened my
mouth,

I should've kept it a secret
and I'm sorry for that

and now if you are, I'm more
than willing to drop it.

- I'm sure you are, but I'm not.

- I think it's pathetic
and I don't really wanna be

in the company of two people
that can look at me in the face

both knowing exactly what's
happened and you know denying It

and making me seem like a liar

so I think I've had enough.

See you's all later.

[intense music]

[upbeat music]

- So have you calmed down
now after your little strop?

- What little strop?

- You did! [laughs]

- No I didn't, I just
don't wanna sit there

talking about your ex boyfriend
talking a load of shit,

trying to play cupid when it
ain't needed.

- And then you stropped off.

- I didn't strop off.

- It's okay, baby.

- Well I don't know, it's just,

I just think the whole
situation is pretty pathetic,

to be fair.

- To be honest with you,

the whole thing's confused
me a little bit as well

but whatever, let him get on
with it.

- It's not the same, mate is it?

- No.

- I think he's just doing it

'cause he knows she's
gonna feed it back to you

and it's gonna get in your head,

so I can't be arsed to sit
there and listen to that shit.

- I know, just forget about it.

[pop music]

- How's things, all right?

- What's happened to your voice?

- I know, I feel a bit sore.
- Is it the cheese?

- It might have been yeah.
- Are you drunk?

- A little bit, yeah.

- Yeah, I think--
- Are you?

- [Sam] Mmm, tipsy.

- That's good.

- It's not all good is it,
'cause I don't feel like it is.

- I don't feel too awkward at
all, do you?

- No.

Cheers.
- Cheers.

So how's the situation with
Joey?

- Fine.

- Define fine.

- Are you actually
asking me this question?

- Yeah.

- The whole situation is
just so confusing like just--

- It's only confusing if
you want it to be confusing.

I don't feel like he's being
honest with his feelings.

I just feel like he's being a
bit juvenile

with his approach.

- He's definitely not being
honest

and I know that for a fact.

- I don't want to see him hold
you back

if you wanna move on again,

and I think that you need
to understand how you feel,

and concentrate on how you
actually feel about things

'cause I think at the moment in
time,

you only care about how he feels

and you're maybe lying about
that.

So you're never gonna be able to
move on

and at the same time he's
sitting behind you laughing

and maybe enjoying himself

thinking that he's got you
wrapped round his little finger.

At the end of the day if
that's the kind of guy

that you wanna be with, if
you like to get in a scooter,

a bit of cherry aid and a bit of
Twister,

that's your kind of guy, that's
fine.

I'm a bit more mature,

I wanna go out for a
meal and a glass of wine,

that's the type of guy I am.

The games he's playing with you,

he's messing your head
about and it's not fair.

- It's not.
- It's not fair on you.

I don't wanna see you upset over
it all.

- What you're saying in
hindsight about Joe is true,

it is I'm not going to disagree
with you.

- Then why don't you tell him
that?

[upbeat music]