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- [Announcer] This
programme contains divas,

dogs and a night at the Sugar
hut.

Some of the tans you see might
be fake,

but these people are all real,

although some of what they do
has had a little nip and tuck

purely for your entertainment.

Previously on "The Only Way Is
Essex."

[scream]

- It would be brilliant

if I asked you to move in with
me.

- That is a 100% a yes.

- I [mumbles] time with you,

but then, we could have
good time as friends,

be friends with [mumbles].

- I'm not ready to be with you.

- If you walk out now, it'll
mean

that isn't forever [mumbles].

[door bangs]

- Where is Sam?

- I think she's got a date,
really.

- She's telling me, she's
still in love with me.

She can't be texting me, but
then be gone for days, will ya?

[intense upbeat music]

♪ The only way is you, baby

♪ You an me now

♪ I chased your love
around a figure wight ♪

♪ I need you more than I can
take ♪

♪ You promised forever and a day
♪

♪ And then you take it all away
♪

♪ And then you take it all away
♪

- Tea in bed, see.

I actually am the perfect
girlfriend!

- Ah yes, Sam.
- There you go.

- Amazing, this is exactly
what I want to be woken up to.

- I won't kick you out of bed

for farting, Ferne, don't worry
[laughs].

- Thanks for letting me stay
though.

- [Sam] That's all right.

- Literally, me and Charlie
are completely over.

I looked at him and he just
oozes ugliness

like everything about him,
his personality, his attitude,

I don't know why I'm going on
about him.

It's over, I just gotta
move on from it now.

- At least you've had that
closure,

I'm confused myself at the
minute.

- Oh, yeah with your two men.

Have you heard from Joey?

- Well, he text me saying
that he wanted to meet up

so I'm gonna meet up with him.

I'm actually dreading it.

- Are you?

I think everyone forgets
that it was his decision--

- Yes, to end the relationship.

- To end the relationship,
you was happily engaged,

okay, you had your ups and
downs but it was his decision

so you're still gonna
have them feelings there,

because you didn't want
that relationship to end.

- If he really didn't like
the situation with Elliott

and he really loves me and he
wants to give it one more try,

he's not even trying.

It's hard 'cause I want
to he honest with Elliott

but at the same time I
don't want him to feel

like I'm mugging him off 'cause
I'm not.

Do you go with your heart or
your head?

- You just gotta do what feels
right

and you just gotta ride it out.

["Best Song Ever" by One
Direction]

- [Arg] Whats' happening, boys?

- [Joey] Sound boys, sound.

- What's happening?

- Sandwich?

- Oh, this is gonna
stink the shop out, man.

- This is gonna warm me right
up.

- How come use's to dressed up
so smart?

- 'Cause we are gonna
a life drawing class,

we're gonna meet some girls.

- There's not gonna be
birds there, is there?

- Well I did ask--

- Woo, do you know what
life drawing class is?

- Yeah, you gotta stand there
naked.

- No [chuckles].

- You reckon, you're
gonna walk into a class

and there are gonna be loads
of naked women going like that!

- No, the painters ain't naked,

they sit there going, Whats
happening?

So are you gonna come with us or
not?

- Boys, you're going to be
disappointed.

I can't come.

- Oh shut up, mate.

- I gotta go meet Sam and
sort this all out, mate.

Sam can't keep texting
me if she like Elliott,

I gotta put a stop to it.

- Yeah you do, mate.

["Back Packing" by Eliza
Doolittle]

- [Lockie] Right where you want
'em?

- Oh just dump 'em.

- So many cushions, Bob, on the
bed.

- Oh I love it, its so homely,
Gem.

- You should help, I thought
it was gonna be a team effort.

- It's taking it out of me,
mate.

- Ah hello, look that is proper
affection,

he's only just met me.

- He loves you.

- Do you love me?

Ah he's right at home, Bobby,
and dogs can sense humans.

I think, oh no that's
his willy innit, ohh.

I hope we don't argue like,

I've got to know Bobby's ways
now,

I know, when he uses my
bathroom,

you light a match, don't
ya, to get rid of the smell,

I was thinking the house
was on fire the other day.

He's just had a number
two and stunk it out

and got rid of it with the
match.

- I don't stink anything out,
babe,

my pollutions are very
habitable.

- No, I thought it was
very polite of you, Bobby.

If we meet people then 'cause me
and you

sleep in the same bed,
it's gonna be awkward,

so we'll have to go to a hotel.

- Hold up, you both sleep in the
same bed?

- [Bobby] Yeah, always.

- Hows that gonna work?

- I sleep in boxers, Gemma
always sleeps in the nuddy,

which is fine but she's made a
pact,

she's gonna put some
knickers on from now on.

But if it comes to us meeting
blokes,

there is no way four
of us can fit in a bed.

- [Gemma] No, it's not gonna
happen.

- You never know, it depends
who the blokes are, don't it?

- We'll have to go hotel,
motel, Holiday Inn.

- [Bobby] Yeah, I'm up for that.

["Team" by Lorde]

- What does this remind you of?

- [Frankie] Penis?

- Your boobs [giggles].

- This is more like my boob
shape though.

- I'd say this is more
like your boob, Frankie.

- That's more like your
boob, 'cause it's round.

- Yeah but they're not as big as
that,

no way near, they're
probable more like that.

- Do you reckon?

Yours are more round.

- [Chloe] Look.

- Yeah.

So Frankie, did you know that me
and Chloe

are actually having our boobs
reduced?

- What, to this size?

- So like If I cut this in
half, that's what I want,

'cause I want them to jiggle
like and move

like a real pair of boobs,

I don't want this rock hard
thing, it's embarrassing.

- Yeah.

- So what do you think it's
gonna be like from now on

when you see Mario?

- I don't think we're gonna be

like instantly best buddies
again,

but I'll just go out of my way
to try and make it all right

like I don't want it to be
awkward.

- Kisses change everything,
don't they?

- Yeah, I feel like he
kind of made the speech,

like you know when you
break up with someone,

it was like that kind of speech,

it was a bit like almost like
borderline condescending,

like, "Oh, I think you're really
beautiful

"and I think your really funny."

You're like, Oh god, don't sit
and list all the nice things

'cause your about to put an end
to it.

Like we both knew it
wasn't going anywhere,

I didn't think we needed
to have that big speech.

And then he tries, "Oh we can be
friends,

"that sometimes have a drunken
kiss," and I think, nah!

- [Frankie] No.

["Radioactive" by Imagine
Dragons]

- So, where am I taken ya?

- Gemma's, 'cause Bobby
has now moved in with her.

- How funny would it be livin
there?

- Awww.

I know you and Sam kissed
again then on your date,

was it a nice end to the
evening, was it a good night?

- I like Sam a lot, you know.

Every time I see her,
I'm very in a good place,

I'm very happy, we laugh,
it just feels so natural.

- [Jess] That's good.

- I though towards the end of
the night

after a couple of
glasses of wine, why not?

["Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus]

[door knocks]

- [Sam] How are you?

- Yeah, good, you?

- Good.

- You going gym?

- [Sam] Ah yeah, going gym.

- Nice.

- I did actually want to speak
to you and see you obviously.

I have been probably as
much as you really confused

about everything and the whole
situation.

We've gone so far throughout the
summer

with not seeing each other

and just getting on with our
lives

and then as soon as we're in
Vegas all the feeling come back

and it's really hard to just
ignore it.

- I never got in contact with
you,

you was always the one
getting in contact with me,

you gotta remember that right.

So, when you got in
contact with me in Vegas,

it was just like, why is she
getting in contact with me?

And then it weren't
because of that reason,

because you was saying you
missed me.

You started talking to me
telling me,

giving me mixed signals

and then you started seeing
someone else

and I was, all right, so
I backed off a little bit.

- No, I enjoy Elliott's
company, yeah that's fine,

but I can't seem to just
like get past that point

of like making it more serious.

- This moment in time, yeah,

you're officially dating
someone,

so you can't be talking to me.

If you wanna move on,
you gotta move on, Sam.

- The reason why I
haven't let myself move on

is because I still have feeling
for you,

and you can't just switch that
off,

I'm just being completely
honest about how I feel.

- Yeah, but I just get massively
missed signals from ya,

you much have feelings for him,

'cause you wouldn't be going on
dates--

- I've just gone with the flow,

'cause I was single in Vegas.

- Have you kissed him again?
- Yes.

- You kissed him again?

- Oh, for God sake, this
is not really at the moment

anything to do with Elliott,
it's to do with me and you.

- I know that, but what
I'm trying to say is

by texting me, it's
giving me mixed signals.

- I know that, but what I'm
saying to you is I don't know

if I can progress this
dating with Elliott,

because I still have feelings
for you,

can't you listen to me?

- You've only just told me this,
Sam,

you've only just told me.
- No I haven't,

I've told you that, you
told me you loved me

and missed me too, it's not just
me.

- You've never told me that.

Yeah, but it doesn't mean
anything, you're not saying--

- What do you mean it
doesn't mean anything?

That's the most important thing

about this whole conversation
that we love each other.

- [Joey] Because you're
going on dates with him

so I'm not going stand around,
Sam.

- Oh, this is going around in
circles.

I knew this would happen

- What do you want?

What do you actually want from
this?

- Why, can't you just grow some
balls

and say "I do love you," like--

- I've told you that.

I did wanna try make things
work.

- You haven't even tried.

- We both still love each other,
Sam,

but it causes you so much
stress,

it causes me so much stress,
we both get so stressed out,

and this summer, I know
you've been so happy

and I've been so happy,

and we wanna carry on being
happy, Sam,

and I think if we get back
together,

I just think going down
that whole road again

of just being unhappy,
getting upset, and all that,

it's just not gonna work.

Ever since we have been talking
again,

what have we been happy?

Really?

We ain't, Sam, we ain't been
happy.

- Okay, so what I'm saying--

- So okay that's what I mean,
fair enough,

then all right, we'll both move
on.

As far as the relationship
goes between me and you, Sam,

we're over then.

♪ Don't you ever say I just
walked away ♪

♪ I will always want you

["Completely" by Caro Emerald]

- Do you think we're spending
too much time together?

- Emm, well, we are spending
a lot of time together so,

so what is it you want, Luc?

- I don't know what I want.

- You sticking to the fact
you don't want a boyfriend?

- Well, you're sticking to the
fact

you don't want a girlfriend.

- I don't know, if we start
arguing

and it starts becoming too much

and like it starts getting
boring,

then yeah, we'll slow it down,

but at the minute I'm chilled.

Yeah?

[phone rings]

It's Joey.

Joey?

- [Joey] Tom?

- [Tom] How's it going,
mate, you all right?

- What you up to?

- Nothing, I'm just at mine with
Lucy.

- I've just been round Sam's
house.

- What did she say?

- I went round there right
and I went round there

just thinking it's gonna
be a easy conversation,

just whatever, and then she was
throwing

all these things at me
like, don't know saying,

that she still got feeling for
me,

I just can't see it
working me and her, Tom.

- She's obviously still
in love with you, mate,

by the sounds of things.

- I'm just gonna move on
now, I'm just gonna move on.

- [Tom] Ah mate, was she well
upset?

- We're both a bit down,

but that's the way it's gotta
be, innit?

- Well, to be honest with you,
mate,

I think you've done the right
thing but,

anyways I'll see you later
and we can talk about it then.

See you later.

- See you later, bye, Tom, bye,
mate.

- Wait, did I hear that right?

- Yeah.

- Do you think Joey is being
honest?

'Cause I think he still loves
her.

- The whole situation's a bit
awkward,

because you're Sams best
mate, Joey's my best mate.

Anyway.
- I don't like

talking about them two with
us 'cause it's just weird.

- Don't talk about it 'cause
you'll just run back to Sam

saying I said shit.

- Ah you do the exact same,

you try get stuff out of me
about Joey.

- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do, you liar.

- If I wanted to know anything
about Sam,

I wouldn't have to go through
you.

- It's Arg.
- I went through Arg, right?

Arg is obviously super
grass, so I would find out.

- [Lucy] Okay.

[upbeat music]

- Are you any good at drawing
art?

I can't even draw a stickman.

- No.

- Who's you favourite artist?

- Monet.

[laughs]

Ah I can't get my charcoal out
the--

[footsteps]

- [Arg] Twins.

- [Diags] They love all that
stuff.

- She's a bit of you, ain't she?

- They all are.

Arg, when was the last time
you even pulled a bird?

- [Arg] What?

- When was the last time?

- I slept with someone in Vegas.

- Who was it?
- Who do you think!

- Gemma, oh my god, that
doesn't count, mate.

- No it was, it's not a big
thing, mate.

- You're ridicules.

- [Arg] It was on the
first night, I was drunk.

- There's no excuse.

[chuckles]

- Diags, the thing is we've
got to show, you know,

women that we can be quite
serious,

take ourselves seriously,
that we're mature 'cause--

- [Diags] Don't look at me,
mate.

- But being immature
is quite unattractive.

- [Teacher] Right, Bee, if you
would like

to go stand over there
and take your robe off.

You're gonna get yourself into
a nice comfortable position.

That's it, wonderful, okay
great.

So as I say, your first sketch

is gonna be a warm up exercise.

Have you all got charcoal on
your easels?

You should have large and
thin pieces of charcoal.

[oinks]

Now first of all,

take your large pieces of
charcoal.

- Sorry [laughs].

Sorry he's making me laugh.

- Arg, mate, we're meant to be
serious.

- Right, okay so if
you'd like to start off,

just take a look at Bee
and how she's standing.

- Sorry.

- Come on, Arg, I'm trying to
draw.

- Try not to draw what
you think you can see.

[laughs]

- Sorry, I'm not concentrating.

Let me just start again
[giggles]

No, let me start again.

Sorry, I've never done this
before.

["Popular Song" by MIKA and
Ariana Grande]

- Hello, you all right?

Going through here?

- Yeah come on through.

- Welcome, darling.

- All right Gem.

- All right, gourge,
these cakes are lovely

that you brought me, Bobby.

- Can't believe how nice it is
in here.

- Do you like 'em?

- [Gemma] Very girly, innit?

- Very girly.

What's been happening then,
guys?

- Well, I'm a little bit baffed
really.

- Why?

- Because Argent is saying

that me and him slept together
in Vegas.

- What?

- I spent 24/7 with you in
Vegas, so at what point of that

did you have a quickie with Arg?

I don't get it.
- Is he lying?

- He's gotta be.

- Well, he's deluded, I
mean at the end of the day,

if I slept with him, I
would come out and say it,

but it's boys banter but at the
same time

like everyone's gonna think
it was me and it wasn't.

- He can't get closure on the
Collins.

- I'm no ones fall back,
I'm the leading lady

and unless he's gonna step up
and say,

This is my girl, then fuck off.

["Express Yourself" by
Labirinth]

- Yours in good.

- Thanks, yours isn't very good.

- Aw, I'm not the best artist
in the world, I suppose.

- Why don't you put her
hands behind her back

- [Arg] I'll try that next time.

- Yeah, I think you should.

- [Arg] I'll bare that in mind.

- Or just don't come back again.

- I'll bare that in mind.

- What does yours look like?

- [Amy] I can't turn it around,

you'll have to come have a look.

- What's your name by the way?

- [Amy] Amy.

- Amy, nice, I'm James.
- James.

- Nice to meet ya, I
think maybe you just need

to shade a little bit more in
down there.

- Oh, thanks.

- Okay, I'll leave you to carry
on.

- You, mate, make me so sick.

- Why?

- Who do you think you are,
Picasso?

- No, I'm just giving I'm just,
oh.

Oh thank, thank you.
- There you go.

- Just play it cool, play it
cool.

["Right Action" by Franz
Ferdinand]

- I tell you what you didn't
do bad there, boy did ya.

- Bosh, straight in there,
straight in the hole.

- You ain't exactly dressed
for the occasion, are ya?

- Nore are you mate, that's
a naughty turtle neck.

Come on then.

- Right, just relax
'cause you're all stiff.

- You're arse looks good from
here, mate.

- [Elliott] Straight down just
like that.

- Don't get me wrong, that looks
the nuts

like it goes up, a lot of the
tension.

- It went straight down the
middle.

- Yeah, but it ain't in the
hole,

look, it missed all the holes.

- So happening with your girl
then,

I ain't seen you, you seem a
bit--

- It's good, it's good, it's
going well.

I really like her, yeah.

- Are you smitten?

- Yeah, a little bit,
a little bit smitten.

You never know, we can go
on a little double date

with you and your holiday
romance Sam.

- We went for a drink the other
night

and everything was going great
and then bang, the phone goes

and she gets a text from
Joey and I was like--

- Yeah, but what's she saying
though?

- I can't be dealing with
this, do you know what I mean,

it's an awkward situation as it
is,

so I've just turned around
to her and said, look,

you either got to bury him or
bury me,

because I'm not getting
involved in all this carry on,

do you know what I mean?

It's like kids school ground
stuff.

I'm angry to a certain degree,

because she's been phoning Joey.

I'm just upset.

- Yeah, have a word with
Sam, obviously she saying,

that she not mugging you
off, and fair enough.

- I told her the other day,
listen, drop me out of it,

I'm not interested.
- Don't be funny,

you're a bit like like,
your to old now to be--

- Here, hold on now a
minute, leave it out--

- You're too old to be
playing games, ain't ya?

- You're winding me up, ain't
ya?

["Girls" by The 1975]

- What, are you like?

- There sort of like
trotters, aren't they, look,

like pig trotters, look at
them, there not very attractive

but I hope they, yeah they
tone the leg apparently so.

- Well, I can't wait to see the
result.

- So, are you looking
forward to Sugs tonight?

- Yeah I am, I desperately
need a night out

and i desperately need to see

if there is any new hotties down
there.

[door knocks]
- One sec.

Hello!
- Hey!

Hello, how are you?
- Samantha darling, good.

- [Billie] So tell us
what happened with Joey?

- Right, okay, so he came around
earlier

and I felt that he wasn't as
honest

as what he has been speaking on
the phone

and stuff like that, but I
didn't expect anything less

being in front of him and it
got a little bit not heated,

but anyway, what the conclusion
was is

we're not getting back
together and that's it.

- But if Joey [mumbles] and
said, "Sam, I really do love you

"and I would love to
give things another try"?

- Then I would, I almost
feel like for the sake of me

and what my heart was telling
me,

I'd have to see what
would happen if we did.

We have been together twice
before

and it would be the third
time and the last time.

Obviously, I gonna have to
speak to Elliott about all this,

this has like literally
nothing to do with him.

- So where does this like where

do you go with Elliott from
here?

- After today with everything
with Joey,

I do feel really confused about
everything

and I want to speak to Elliott
and see what he has to say,

so, don't know.

["Need to Know" by Wilkinson
feat. Iman]

- You fit in well with that
jacket.

- That's why I wore this
jacket, to blend in.

- You look like you have
a Hugh Hefner jacket on.

- You can talk you look
like a snooker player.

- All right, Gem, how you doing?

- I'm all right, how are you?

- [Elliott] Yeah good, you?

- Very good thank you.

- How's things?
- Do you know what its nice

to have you back in Essex,
Elliott.

- [Elliott] It's nice to be
here.

- You're a good bit of fun
to have back in the area.

I was gonna ask you, I
just bought a new car.

- Really?

- It's a proper G waggon.
- Nice.

- And I was just gonna see if
you wanted

to come pick it up with me.

- 100% love to.

- I though you could show me
how to like use all the buttons

and that and take me for a ride.

- I'll push all your buttons
for you, Gemma, don't worry.

- How's it going with Sam?

- I think Sam's lovely,
she's such a lovely girl.

I know there's an age difference
there,

but she's really mature with
it, and every time I'm with her

I do have a laugh but at the
same time

I don't want to be in a
triangle with someone,

so you know I feel like
I'm in a relationship

with one 22-year-old is enough.

Clearly, in Vegas I assumed
it was dead and buried,

she said she didn't speak
to him for six months,

you know what I mean?

I heard as well there's a few
little rumours going around,

what going on with that,
Gem, you've done it again.

A bit of Vegas love.

- Excuse me, the only loving I
was getting

was off Bobby when he was
rubbing my feet.

[chuckles]

["Jive" by Rizzle Kicks]

- Cheers ears.

- Cheers big ears.

- Cheers, son.

That first pint refreshment.

Love it, live it!

- Basically, we've been
seeing a lot of each other,

but what confused me at the
start was she was saying

she didn't want a boyfriend
but then she like asking me

to buy a toothbrush for
her to leave at my house,

she's leaving pyjamas, you
know, when like in the morning,

when they leave stuff round.

- Really, realistically she
actually

really likes you, ain't she?

That's jokes.
- Can you blame her?

- Have you ever been in love?

You ain't, have ya?

- I don't know, sometimes
like I thought I was, mate,

but when it didn't work
I got over it to quick.

I don't know, I don't know what
love is!

♪ I don't know what love is

♪ Maybe I'll find what love is!
♪

- By the way I have invited
Charlie down

and he's obviously come with
Mario, is that all right?

- You know, he's doing this
whole thing with Lauren Pope,

I think he's said they're
just gonna be friends now,

but that was obvious from the
start,

he was obviously just doing that

to try and get one level with
Lucy.

I don't think he actually
ever really liked Lauren.

- 'Cause obviously Mario is
100% still in love with Lucy.

["Alive" by Chase and
Status feat. Jacob Banks]

- You look nice and smart.

- Well, we've been to a
life drawing class today.

- Whats that?

- A natural beautiful
woman walked in naked

and we had to draw her.

- You know when you get the
giggles,

and you can't get out of it.

That's how bad it was like
mumely, tears in me eyes.

- Did she see it, did
she see you laughing?

- Do you want to see the
picture?

Be honest, who's was better?

- [Diags] That was mine.

I concentrated on the torso.

- [Billie] What's the?

- [Diags] That was meant to be a
leg.

- It looks like a hairy.

- [Diags] That's Arg's.

- What on earth made
you's two want to do that?

- Well, basically, Billie,
I'm gonna be honest with ya,

we thought go to life drawing
class,

meet sophisticated women--

- Oh right, okay.

- You might meet someone
artistic I like the theatre,

so I'm into you know the arts
and all that sort of stuff.

We did say to a couple of the
girls,

look come down the Sugar Hut
tonight.

- Anyway, I've been
hearing about you and Gem.

- [Arg] What do you mean?

- Vegas, maybe.

- [Billie] Yeah, what is
that, what happened like?

- [Arg] Ah I don't know,
what did Gemma say?

- Gemma's not said anything,
I've just heard a few rumours.

- What have you heard?

["Reload" by Sebastian
Ingrosso and Tommy Trash]

- I'm so glad you're out, Ferne.

- I know, it's well.

- I've been so worried about you

'cause I haven't seen you
now in a little while.

- Why have you been worried?

- Obviously, 'cause of
all the crap going on,

I haven't really seen you,

but I've texted to see your all
right.

- I know but that's is so nice.

Now you're all married off--

- We're not all married off

- You're married off.

- Right I'll still come out just
as much.

- My single friends are
dropping like friggen flies.

["5 Am" by Katy B]

- That's the girls from the
life drawing class, mate,

they must be on it.

- Where?

- They've come here to see us.

- Act cool, act cool, act cool,
wait.

- Get off me, you mug.

You all right?

- [Twins] Hi guys!

- [Diags] Nice to see youse
again.

[talk over each other]

- Youse following us?

[talk over each other]

- So what did you think
of the life drawing class,

are you impressed with our
skills?

- Emm no.

[laughs]

- You two were to busy
looking at each other.

- [Girls] Yeah.

- Amy, Diags wants to know if
you've got a boyfriend or not?

- No, I don't.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Are you single?

- Yes, I am.

- Diags!

- I've been single forever.

- Do you two do like?

- What, are you gonna
say the twin question?

[talk over each other]

- To be fair, I didn't know you
girls

were gonna be here tonight.
- No, not at all.

- Surprise, have we made you
night, boys?

- [Arg] Definitely.

["Reload" by Wiley feat. Chip]

- Through out the summer I've
been here a couple of times.

- [Billie] Hello, guys.

- [All] Hello.

Little Bill.

- How are we?

Nice to be back in Sug.

- It's nice to see you, girls.

- I know.

Oh I've just been
talking to Arg and Diags,

you know what I'm gonna say.

- If I had a Bible here
I'd swear on it, right!

Bobby, I swear on my mother's
life

I did not sleep with Arg in
Vegas,

Arg is like feeling embarrassed
that no girl fancied him

in the whole of the USA,
Nevada didn't want him

and now he's saying
that I'm his fall back.

It just shows how childish he
is,

I ain't happy with him
and he has to be careful,

I'm telling you that now.

- But talking of boys and
then talking about men,

I've just seen Elliott in
the toilet, what a sort!

- [Gemma] Bobby loves him.

- All these feelings for Joey in
Vegas

have just stuck around and
it's been really hard for me

just to move forward
with the whole situation,

it's nothing to do with
Elliott, it's just me.

["What Doesn't Kill You" by Jake
Bugg]

- Three, two, one.

[exhales]

- I didn't even down it.

- [Mario] Hey ya guys.

- [Joey] Yes, Charl.

What's going on?

- You all right?
- Right.

- Hi Mario, mazza.
- How you going?

- How are ya, you good?
- This is very nice.

- So, boys, do you want to get
another?

- Yeah, we're geezers, ain't we?

We walked in here I went.

- [Barman] Same again?

- Yeah, three of them please,

do you want another one
or are you all right?

- Oh, I'm feeling manly, I
come for a white wine sprizer.

- Go on geezer, I'll
have another pint, go on.

- A packet of pork
starching there as well.

- Tom's just text!

"Ha ha in the pub with Joey,
guess who's walked in?"

- Who?
- Mario.

- Does that not make you feel
a little bit like anxious

that they're both in the same
pub?

- How's thinks with Popie, mate?

- They're not, they're fine.

- [Tom] Listen, it's
awkward really, isn't?

- It's not awkward, mate,
seriously,

like I said, to you as
long as you make her happy

I don't care, seriously.

I'm happy for you both.

- Yeah?

- [Mario] Yeah, I actually
mean that as well.

- Okay.

- [Joey] Do you still love her
or not?

- [Mario] No.

- You don't love her still?

- It's like I said, the Lucy
that I loved

isn't the Lucy that she is
anymore, she's someone else now,

so we've both moved
on, we've both grown up

and gone different ways.

- All right.

- I think it's really really
cool

how use two can just be friends.

- Exactly.

- You know what, fair play man.

["We Don't Play Around" by
Dizzee Rascal feat. Jessie J]

- Don't you think it's been a
good night?

Mate, we've had success.

We'll get more ladies when
there's less boys getting, oh--

- [Arg] Gem, you look beautiful.

- Hi, Gem!

- Doesn't she?

- Yeah you look beautiful,

I'm gonna, ah, I'm gonna go.

- You look like a young Diana
Doors,

you do you look really stunning.

- James, I don't want to
have a go at you, yeah.

- Okay, so don't.
- 'Cause I can see

you're crapping yourself.

- I'm not crapping myself
[chuckles].

- Your absolutely crapping
yourself.

- [Arg] No I'm not.

- And I don't want to
put you through this,

but you know we did not
sleep together in Vegas,

this is silly, James, don't be
upset

that no one slept wit you in
Vegas.

- Oh my god!

- And because the boy's have
bantered you,

you've gone, Well I
did sleep with someone,

I slept with Gemma, but it's not
true.

- Out of interested I
don't want to be horrible,

what good does it come
out of me telling anyone

that I've slept with
you, what good come out?

- And what good has it done for
me?

Fuck all 'cause it ain't true.

- Ah do you know what, I'm
gonna really impress my friends,

so let me think, oh I'm gonna go
tell them

I slept with Gemma Collins
that will well impress them.

- Well look how fucking rude
that is,

you're a prized dick, mate.

You've got some dark obsession
with me.

- Oh my god!

- And you need to move on,
love, 'cause let's be fair,

since me you've not
slept with anyone else.

- Are you joking?
- You told me you hadn't.

- Yeah that's only to just get
you in bed.

- Yeah but it didn't get me in
bed, James.

Bobby?
- I'm summing it up.

- Don't let her bully you.
- I'm not being bullied.

- Don't let her control you this
much,

let her bully you into
everything you're a man, mate.

At the end of the day you
know I know the truth,

and you know Gemma knows the
truth so let's forget about it.

- Right, listen hear, dick
brain, and listen good,

you have come out with a fucking
lie,

he was with me the whole
time as for turning round

saying, Arg--
- I'm disappointed.

- You'd be embarrassed to
admit you slept with me, mate?

- I didn't say that.

- Let me tell you now, you
dot even move properly in bed.

["Watercolour" by Pendulum]

- [Elliott] Hello, babe, you all
right?

- Yeah, good, you?

- [Elliott] You look lovely,
darling.

- Thank you.

You're having a good night?

- Yeah good, you?
- Good.

I've been looking to find you
actually.

- Yeah?

- Yep, so I saw Joey today,
didn't I?

- Yeah, of course.

- We had a chat about everything
and it's really awkward.

I'm gonna be completely honest
with you,

I said to him that I
still had feeling for him

and I still loved him.

- Okay.

- To be honest, throughout the
summer

I didn't have that apart from
when I see him again in Vegas,

it's left me in this situation
where my head is so messed

with everything.
- Babe, don't feel stressed.

- Like I have not had
as much fun with a guy

this whole summer than I have
with you,

but I feel like I'm putting
myself under so much stress

for no reason, you know what I
mean?

- That's the last thing I want.

- But where that's still
there, I don't know,

in my head I need my own
head space where everything--

- You not dealing with a kid
now, you know what I mean?

Listen, babe, don't worry about
it,

you look amazing tonight.

Honestly, I think the world of
you.

- Thank you.

- Let's be friends, I'm happy
with that.

- Yeah.

["Watercolour" by Pendulum]

♪ The only way is you, baby

♪ You and me now

♪ The only way is you, baby

♪ You and me now

♪ The only way is you, baby

♪ You and me now