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XENA: Behind you, Bert!
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BERT: Spooky in the bag!
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Famous capture.
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DEREK: Yo!
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Careful, Xene. We know this one
is quick.
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CHITTERING
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BILLIE: Are you sure that's a Spooky?
The Spooky detector does not lie.
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It looks like it escaped
from my cousin's doll house.
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SCREECHING
Nobody move!
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That was scary.
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Yeah, sure. Terrifying.
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I think it's kind of cute.
SCREECHING
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I don't think it likes being called
cute.
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Ah...Ah...Achoo!
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I accidentally ate your last organic
dark chocolate bar!
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Huh?
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You said Jane ate it.
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Hmm.
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Achoo!
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I still cuddle Mr Whiskers
when there's a thunderstorm!
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Interesting.
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An allergen that forces an
instantaneous interrogation effect.
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Straight version, Xene.
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It makes you sneeze out the truth.
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BOTH: A Truth Fairy!
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Guys, I take it back.
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This is the most dangerous Spooky
ever.
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Ooh! What are you hiding, Billie?
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Do I need to remind you of our huge
and giant secret
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in the basement at Bowl-A-Rama?
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Oh, yeah.
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Spookies, meet your new roommate.
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I'm sure you'll become fast friends.
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SCREECHING, SPOOKIES EXCLAIM
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Or maybe not.
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Now, play nice.
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The Truth Fairy can't cause
any trouble now.
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Safe and sound.
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Guys, I think we need better
security.
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Agreed. If anyone conquered this
rudimentary system,
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our growing collection
would be very hard to explain.
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At least the Johns never
come down here.
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And nobody else ever sets foot
inside Bowl-A-Rama.
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Hey, you lot!
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Bet you didn't expect to see me
here today.
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XENA: Ed, you are a master of
understatement.
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What are you doing here?
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My giant morning tea booking got
cancelled at the last minute.
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I thought I was going to have
to ditch everything I baked.
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But the Johns said...
New business idea, my small friends.
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All you can bowl, all you can eat.
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But all you CAN eat is pastries.
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JON: Yesterday's croissants at
tomorrow's prices...
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BOTH: ..today! Wha-pah!
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And we kick off this weekend.
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THIS weekend, this weekend? Like,
the weekend that's starting in...
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..tomorrow?
Correct-amundo, Master Bert.
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Now, you kids, you're all
on marketing.
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So I want you to get this place
ready for more visitors
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than San Diego Comic-Con.
Guys, it's one cancelled order.
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Ed, start small... BOTH: Think big.
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In the meantime, got to work out
where we're going to put
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all these bad boys.
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Oh, hey, Jon.
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What about that old storeroom
downstairs? Great idea, John.
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Oh, wait, isn't that where you two
put a science project, or something?
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Um, yeah, we did, but...
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It was locked. And we couldn't find
the key.
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OK. Well, we'll keep them up here
for now, but...
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..if there are any leftovers,
we'll find that key.
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And we'll put them down there
for next week.
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Au revoir, kiddos.
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Ed! Pastry for the plebs!
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This is bad. What if the Johns get
into the basement?
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Well, if we're here to help, we can
make sure that doesn't happen.
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I'll draw up some additional
security options.
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Nice one, Xene. Discuss at dinner?
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Uh, actually, it's a family affair
tonight.
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Hope that's OK? Of course, Ed.
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I have plenty of rations
in cold storage.
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Frozen meals from Yaya.
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What's going on?
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Nothing. Just a nice family dinner.
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Chook for the omnivores.
Baked tofu for Billie.
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And I've even cracked out
Nana's gravy boat.
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Good, I'm starving. OK, what
terrible thing has happened?
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It's nobody's birthday.
Christmas is months away,
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and the lottery results
get announced on Saturdays.
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So this spread can mean only
one thing.
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Bad news.
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Oh, sorry, Bill.
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We didn't mean to freak you out.
Everything's fine, kids.
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No imminent disasters.
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It's the opposite, actually.
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NERVOUS LAUGHTER
Um...
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Well...
HE SIGHS
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..the other day, um, Jane and I
had a big talk and...
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Well... We've decided to make our
instant family official.
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We're getting married!
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If...that's OK with you two.
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Sure. That makes sense.
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Well, we wouldn't have moved
here if things weren't serious
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between you two. It's actually
kind of obvious, you know?
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THEY CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY
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Bert? Are you kidding me?
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A wedding? So good!
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And Ed and Billie can finally meet
Dad.
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Um... But probably not at the
wedding, though.
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But you'll invite him, won't you?
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Well, I don't think he'll be able
to get here, Bertie.
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He's up north till next year
at least.
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But it's a wedding.
Who doesn't love a wedding?
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He'll come if you ask him to.
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OK. I'll invite him.
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Thanks, Mama Bear.
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I know you're busy having
adventures, Papa Bear,
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but when you come to the wedding,
you can tell me all about them.
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Come on, you lot.
Operation Deck The Halls is a go!
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It's not a hall, Jon. Alley.
You know! You know.
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OK, let's get this place ready
like jelly.
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How was the Xena-free
family dinner?
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Jane must have been happy
to save money on carrots.
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Mum and Ed are getting married.
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Marriage may be an outdated
institution,
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but the cake and dancing are most
excellent.
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And even excellent-er...
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..Dad's coming. Mum's inviting him.
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Well, given he hasn't been to visit
for four years,
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I'd say he's statistically unlikely
to fulfil his RSVP.
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It's brave of Jane to invite him.
Millions wouldn't.
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Do you think she's lying
about inviting him?
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Well, my parents are pretty honest.
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For example, I know watching TV
doesn't give you square eyes.
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And my grade two macaroni art
was middling at best.
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What did Jane think of your
macaroni art?
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She loved it. JOHN: Welcome. All you
can bowl, all you can eat. Hmm.
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Curious. Get amongst it.
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Pastry patrons are here.
Get Derek and Billie!
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Here's how we're going to do this.
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D-Train, make sure the Johns aren't
sniffing around for the storeroom.
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Yeah!
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Billie and Xena - hype team.
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Get those pastries into people's
faces.
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No leftovers! What's your gig?
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Doomsday prep.
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Hide all signs of anything Spooky.
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We're on it, Bert.
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Ed's pastries - easier to swallow
than a dad joke.
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Twice as nice and half the price.
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Are you partaking of the
pastry buffet?
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We've got to hide everything Spooky,
including you guys.
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If anyone comes down here,
we're totally busted.
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Stop it!
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I'm sorry, guys.
I'm just...feeling weird.
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Maybe Xene is right.
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What if Mum doesn't tell Dad
about the wedding?
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But Dad would want to come.
For sure!
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I mean, he hasn't seen me in ages.
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Oh! This whole situation is becoming
a bigger mess than my bedroom floor!
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If only Mum would tell the truth.
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CHITTERING
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Maybe you can help me.
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No!
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If we had a Spooky code...
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..letting you out would be
against it.
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But we don't have a Spooky code.
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So maybe...
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TRUTH FAIRY CHITTERS
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Do you promise to dust Mum
and then come straight back?
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ENTHUSIASTIC CHITTERING
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No. I'm bigger than this.
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I'll just talk to Mum...
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ANGRY CHITTERING
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No! Come back!
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Might I interest you in a croissant?
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Or four?
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These Danishes are stale.
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Au contraire.
They're actually a new trend.
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Bendy is out, flakey is in.
Have some more.
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Achoo! I licked a croissant.
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Then I put it back, and I can't
remember which one it was.
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All the more reason to eat several.
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Where is she?
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Jeepers!
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I don't get it, Jon.
We've only sold 17 tickets,
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but half the pastries are gone.
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Hmm. That is weird.
I wonder if it's...
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Achoo!
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I ate them all!
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Wow. That's low, Jon.
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You know, you are eating
our potential profits!
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Well, we can't have any
leftovers anyway.
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OK? The storeroom is still locked.
So chill.
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Achoo! The key's in the shoe box
by the door.
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You told us you couldn't find it!
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Hey! You slow down, you subhuman
lie detector.
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The storeroom can wait. Right now,
I'd like to address the issue
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of somebody eating all of our
get-rich-quick pastries!
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Delicious pastries.
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Didn't expect to see you here.
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I work here, too.
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So, where's Derek? I don't know.
He's not up here.
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He might be in the shoe room.
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Anyway, I'm sure you've got better
things to do than
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hang around here by yourself.
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Well, actually, I cleared
my schedule.
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TINKLY CHIMING
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Achoo! I think Derek switched to a
new shampoo brand,
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because his hair smells amazing now.
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BILLIE EXCLAIMS
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I thought you were on HQ duty.
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I am. Then how come I just got
truth dusted?
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MAN: Achoo! I love beating my kids
at bowling!
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BOY: Oh, these shoes smell like
goanna!
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GIRL: Mum ate those chips and said it
was Dad!
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Seriously? Why?!
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And it sounds like I'm not
the only one.
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I've been making chitchat
with the punters.
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Everyone's dropped the small talk...
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Because they got whacked by the
Truth Fairy, Xena.
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How did it escape?
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Did I forget to lock the door
when I went to the dunny?
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I let it out. What?! Why?!
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It was an accident.
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I was going to dust Mum to get
the truth about Dad and the wedding.
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Then I decided not to,
but the Truth Fairy got out anyway.
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DEREK: Dudes... What are you doing?
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Truth Fairy protection.
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The Truth Fairy's escaped.
BILLIE AND XENA: We know!
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And Robina's here.
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I got dusted and told the Johns
where the key to Spooky HQ is.
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What?! Don't worry.
I already re-hid it.
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Look, the important thing is that we
get the Truth Fairy back.
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He's right. Derek, you stay on
Johns duty,
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and the rest of us will split up
to cover more ground.
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MAN: ..stop for an ice cream
on the way home?
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GIRL: Mum! I ate a lolly I found on
the ground and now my stomach hurts.
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WOMAN: Achoo! If that's how you
feel, stay home next time.
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Hey!
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I thought it might be fun
if we played some games together.
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Get the chance to know each other
a bit better.
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If you'll pardon my frankness,
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I didn't think you actually
liked us.
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Um, I can see how you'd...
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Derek's my only real friend
and now I feel really insecure,
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because I didn't know he was hanging
out with all of you and I'm like, "Do I even know him?"
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Alas, I know all about feeling
unsure of your place
248
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in the social order.
249
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,960
But I regret I cannot talk
about this right now.
250
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WOMAN: Achoo! Wait, you told me
you loved it.
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JOHN: What, you didn't think
I'd notice you eating 27
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cheese and chive Danishes on our
big day?
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Ed is a patisserie wizard.
I was powerless to resist!
254
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:00,880
Huh! John, wait!
255
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,120
Beans! Beans! When did you get here?
256
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,880
Whoa. Are you OK?
257
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,560
No. This place sucks.
258
00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:14,480
Heading home, Robina? What a shame.
259
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,640
Let's do this again soon.
260
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,120
BOY: I've been wearing the same
socks to school all week!
261
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,400
JOHN: I'm locking them up in that
storeroom downstairs.
262
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It's the only solution. John! John!
263
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,800
Wait. What about the punters?
264
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,200
They've all you can eaten...
She's getting away!
265
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,160
..I'm not letting you scoff what
little profit we might have left.
266
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Mm! Fine!
267
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,440
Thank you. Now move.
Now, let's go get that key.
268
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,720
Panic stations!
They're heading to Spooky HQ!
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Let's go!
270
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,360
Anything?
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00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,720
No keys in there, John.
272
00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:00,680
Oh! Oh, that is so much easier
in movies.
273
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,760
Oh, what a shame. Mm!
274
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:07,920
A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H-H-H-H-H!
275
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,760
It's open. Oh.
276
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,280
XENA: Oh, dear. They've got in.
277
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,160
Argh!
278
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SPOOKIES CHITTERING
279
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,280
OK. This place is full...
280
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,960
..of spiders.
281
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:40,720
This is not food safe.
All right, fine.
282
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,280
But we are never doing this again.
283
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:46,400
And what the heck is that?!
284
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,560
They know! Brain Fogger!
285
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:55,600
Huh. All my copies
of Dead Media Monthly.
286
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,600
They're a fire hazard.
That is just typical, John,
287
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,720
that you would take something
that is precious to me,
288
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,240
and you would put it down here.
289
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,920
How did you eat all of them?!
290
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,320
Have you no shame?
291
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,720
I don't even know what you're
talking about any more.
292
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:21,720
Well, kids, it looks like this
cursed spider lair is all yours.
293
00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,760
I'd love to give you the
grand tour, but...
294
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,320
..hmm...
295
00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:29,960
..no, thanks.
296
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,040
I hate spiders.
297
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,040
Can grown-ups not see Spookies?!
298
00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,000
Mm, mm?
299
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,080
XENA: It's the only explanation.
300
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,480
And the Truth Fairy's still
out there.
301
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,040
BOY: I scratched your new bike
and I didn't tell you!
302
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,080
OVERLAPPING VOICES TELLING THE TRUTH
303
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,600
Big day at the bowling alley?
304
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,640
You have no idea.
305
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:45,360
Mum, I need to know if you invited
Dad to the wedding or not.
306
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,520
OK, um...
307
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,920
Bert...
308
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,960
The thing is...
309
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,720
Achoo!
310
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,040
I did tell your dad about
the wedding,
311
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,760
and I said he was more than welcome
to come.
312
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,960
But...
313
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,840
..he isn't going to make it.
314
00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:14,760
Not this time.
315
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,320
It has nothing to do with you,
though.
316
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:20,280
I mean, your dad and I broke up
a million years ago, and...
317
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:22,680
SHE SIGHS
..my wedding just isn't
318
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,280
on the top of his list of fun things
to do.
319
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,120
And especially living so far away.
320
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:30,040
I mean, if it was your wedding,
he would be here in a flash.
321
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,160
Ugh.
322
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,000
And, Bert...
323
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,000
..this is the important bit.
324
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,080
Just because my relationship
with your dad is over,
325
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,280
that doesn't mean yours
has to be too.
326
00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:49,880
All of your parents love you,
and we always will.
327
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:52,120
I know. Mm.
328
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,880
And this one's from
The Big Crayfish.
329
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:15,600
And that's the colour I turned when
you busted out of Spooky HQ.
330
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,800
KNOCK AT DOOR
Come in.
331
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,120
Bedtime for you.
332
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,840
That fairy is full of surprises.
333
00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:30,040
Yeah. I don't know.
334
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,360
I kind of knew Mum was
telling the truth all along.
335
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,800
I just...didn't want to hear it.
336
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:40,640
It wasn't even about the wedding.
I just really miss Dad.
337
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:48,160
What about you? Are you really OK
about the wedding?
338
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:50,320
Yeah, I am.
339
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,880
I miss my mum, too, but I know
she's not coming back.
340
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:59,040
And it's nice, you know, for Dad
to have someone that makes him happy
341
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,320
when he's been so sad for so long.
342
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:07,080
Anyway, we have more urgent things
to sort out.
343
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,240
That was a close call today.
344
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,280
I don't know, Bill.
It's kind of cool.
345
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:15,600
Well, yeah. Until something shows up
that we can't catch in a washing bag.
346
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,280
I didn't think of that.
347
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:21,440
If grown-ups can't see Spookies,
we're really on our own.
348
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:25,200
We might be on our own, but I think
we're a pretty sweet team.
349
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,160
BOTH: Boom Shaka!
350
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TRUTH FAIRY SNEEZES
Bless you.
351
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,680
GROWLING
352
00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:51,280
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