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Frank, yeah, I'm exhausted.

Leah wanted to see the whole of
Australia, and I said to her, I said,

termite hills of Litchfield National
Park might be on your bucket list, but

are not on mine.

I've had enough of creepy crawlies and
critters. Thank you very much. Thank you

very much.

It's strange to think, isn't it, just
two days ago I was watching the sunset

over Uluru.

Yeah, just get some sleep.

Me and Sebastian are going to try and
soldier on. Has it been busy?

Oh, yeah, up to our eyes.

Dolly Parton? No.

Debbie Harry?

No.

Boris Johnson?

Gosh. Is that Sebastian? What was that?

Oh, just bit -balling potential brand
ambassadors for the agency.

No, that's not.

Do that.

I'd give up.

Oh.

Um, I live here.

No, no, no, this is my cottage. I just
bought it.

Um... Oh.

Oh, that's very good, yeah.

Did Frank put you up to this?

That's hilarious, Frank. You actually
really got me.

What are you talking about?

You're one of Sebastian's acting
friends, I expect, are you?

No, I mean, certainly I'm not.

It's all right, you can stop now. You
can drop it.

Fine, I get it.

You're very good, though, actually, I
should say. You were just the right side

of affronted and po -fa.

It was good. You need to leave, or I'm
calling the police.

Chamomile for you.

Extra honey.

Thank you.

DS Keeler, I... George,

I'm just trying to find the... I

understand.

What did Keeler say?

The land registry has this Celia
Touchstone down as the legal owner of

house as of two days ago. That's
ridiculous.

What's he going to do about it?

Nothing. Not until he can prove it's an
actual crime.

How can you steal a house?

Identity theft.

Someone pretends to be you, you sell a
house, pocket the cash.

I could see what your mortgage provider
knows.

No. Oh, no, I've already paid the
mortgage off. I paid it off when Mum

They haven't just stolen from me.

They've stolen from my dead mother and
my kid.

Oh, no.

Have you called your sister yet?

Well, listen, don't worry. Me and
Sebastian will take care of everything,

we? Thou shalt have justice more than
thou desirest.

Do you hear what he said?

Do you mind if I... Look, I

do sympathise with your friend's
situation, Mr Hathaway, but I bought the

cottage in good faith.

From?

Freddie Duke. He's had United States.

Look, I hope I'm not being out of order
or anything, but do you think that you

maybe consider moving out until this
whole mess is cleared up? No.

It's out of the question. I've relocated
from London.

Yeah, but she's homeless.

And I'm very sorry, but I'm an innocent
victim too.

Hang on.

What's happened to all of Lou's stuff?

I believe a house clearance company came
and took everything and the cottage was

being repossessed.

Repossessed?

The cheeky cow.

That's it. You own that anger. We want
the can -do Lou.

Lou with the glass half full.

Although technically a glass that's been
nicked and half filled by somebody

else. I'm not helping.

No, Sebastian's right.

It's time for the fight back.

I am woman.

Hear me roar.

Are you caught in the bad as well now?

What? No, it's Helen Reddy.

It's my mum's favourite song.

Right, come on then.

Let's go and see what this estate agent
has got to say for himself.

I was just suggesting to Sebastian that
we go and call the local furniture place

for your stuff.

Hello. Hi, we're looking for Freddie
Duke.

That would be me.

Mr and Mrs... Hathaway. Yes,

we're actually private investigators.

Yes, and we would like to know why you
sold my cottage in Wilmcote to Celia

Touchstone.

Wilmcote?

Wilmcote? Oh, hang on, yes.

I know the one you mean.

Wasn't that owned by Mega Farf Moves?

No! No, it was owned by me, and I didn't
even know it had been sold until a

couple of hours ago.

Oh, that's terrible.

I'm so sorry.

Please, take a seat.

Look, I'd love to help.

But as far as I knew, the sale was all
above board.

And what can you tell us about Megafast
Moves?

Online property buying company.

Useful if you want to make a quick sale.
They do buy well under market value and

sell for a serious profit.

Have you sold property for them before?

A couple of times, yeah.

Pretty straightforward stuff.

Always very fast, obviously.

I've only dealt with them via email.

Didn't that strike you as a bit odd?

Not really.

I mean, everything's online nowadays.

There is one person that you should
speak to me. Oliver Silvius of Silvius

Solicitors. Yeah, he handles all the
conveyancing for Megafast Moves. In

I've got his card round here somewhere.

Yeah.

Here you go.

Hope you manage to work things out.

Thank you.

Yeah, sorry, I had a sausage and bean
party earlier.

They've gone through me like a steam
train.

So, what do you reckon?

They gave up that solicitor bloke pretty
quickly, didn't they?

Lou?

Oh, I've realised, you know, it's not
just my...

house that I've lost, is it?

It's all my beautiful things, Frank, and
my memory.

Why don't you get in the car, Lou, in
the drive?

Okay.

Good afternoon.

Shakespeare and Hathaway private
investigators. How may I help you? Yeah,

me. Listen, I need contact details on a
background check on a company called

Megafach News.

Megafach.

How's our waltzing Matilda getting on?

Yeah, not great.

So you haven't mentioned her exotic
aroma.

No.

Do it.

Are you OK?

Yes. Yes, I will be. As soon as I find
out who's done this to me. OK. Come on,

then.

I hope this won't take long. I have a
client waiting.

Well, tell us all about Megafast Moves
and we'll be on our way.

I've done a couple of local conveyancing
jobs for them. Why?

Because someone pretending to be me sold
my house to them when I was out of the

country.

And you're holding me responsible?

Well, if you aren't, who is?

Megafast Moves.

If they bought from someone pretending
to be... Sorry, what was your name

Luella Shakespeare.

Then it's up to them to check it's the
real Luella Shakespeare.

Selling the property.

Is that all you've got to say?

No.

If you manage to catch up with anyone
there, please ask them to reply to my e

-mails. They haven't paid my invoice
yet.

Well, you must know something else.

Oh, hi,

Spider. Renown, darling.

Nice holiday, Lou.

Oh, well... Yeah, until I got back.

You did hear what happened, right?

That's why I'm here.

This is all Sebastian could find on
Megafast Moves, so he's called in the

guns. Oh, great!

So what have you got so far?

Well, for start... Well, for starters,
it looks like they set up a couple of

years ago, but, I mean, this, like, is
faker than plastic tree.

Can you find out who's behind it? Yeah,
and who they bought my house from.

And where the money from the sale went.

Triple affirmative, that one. Might need
a bit of time.

Where have you been?

Apparently Spider can't function without
an unceasing supply of ultra -procept

food and free -flowing energy drink.

But... Otherwise, he's working pro bono.

Oh, thanks, Spider.

Anything to get your house back, Lou?

And if you need a place to keep, my sofa
bed has your name on it.

Just as long as you have a shower first.

Sorry?

Oh, no need to be embarrassed.

I'm going to get pretty right myself
when I've been on a gay defender.

Oh.

Oh.

That smell is me.

No wonder it's been following me about
all day. I thought it was you.

Oh, thanks very much.

The need's me trying not to kick you
when you're already down.

Oh, guys.

Guys, I'm so sorry.

I've just had 24 hours without any...

or a chance to wash or clean.

Like I said, more judgment.

And thanks, Spider, for the offer of
staying at yours, but I think actually

be more relaxed in a B &B.

Well, you'll be lucky to find anywhere.
There's another artisanal gin festival

on this week.

Really?

Oh.

Well, I suppose I could always sleep in
Lulu.

It's my mini.

I've got a spare room. You can have it
for as long as you need.

Please, Frank, I'm going to hug you. Oh,
please don't. No.

We'll have fun, won't we? We'll be
roomies.

We can get a takeaway from Boston Balty
for dinner. Ooh, lovely.

And that's parata with mine?

Yeah, I mean, just me and her.

What I'd love right now is a nice big
glass of wine and a big bubble bath.

Oh, wow, Frank. It's, um... cosy, isn't
it?

Yeah, I never got around to unpacking
when me and Maureen split.

You. Only you would go backpacking
without a backpack.

Go glam -packing.

Right.

Right,

I'll let...

I'll make some space while you go and
freshen up.

Sorry.

Where would I do that?

It's just in there, yeah.

Terrible stench.

What?

It was just there. It just came out of
nowhere. But it's all right, because I

think I can... Stop, stop!

Oh, come here, Jimmy lad.

Come here.

Did she scare you?

Don't worry, I won't let her hurt you.

Jimmy?

Yeah, you know, Jimmy Cagney. You dirty
rat.

Well, he's a pet.

Yeah, I'll let him have the run of the
bathroom while I'm out.

Oh, Frank.

Well, what about disease and
incontinence and... I know the Black

them a bad rep, but rats are actually
very intelligent and sociable creatures.

Yeah, hey, he'll laugh if you tickle
him. Oh, all right, no, I'll take your

for that. Right, well, I'll go and put
him in his cage while you, er... freshen

up a bit. OK.

He kept me up all night, snoring. I
could hear him through the walls.

No, you couldn't!

Where did Mr Cagney sleep?

In a cage in Frank's room.

He must have a teeny tiny pair of
earplugs.

Oh,

still no joy finding your furniture.

But I did have a bit of a breakthrough
yesterday.

I tracked down a few other victims of
megafast moves, and one of them is due

second... Now.

Oh.

Audrey Martex?

Yes. Meet Lou Shakespeare.

Hi.

Having a power nap.

So you were away visiting your daughter
when it happened?

Yes, we just had our first grandchild,
little Noah, and me and Bill.

Went to help out for a couple of months.

And when you came back, someone else was
living in your house? Yes.

It was such a shock. Apparently they had
to move really quickly because the

husband was starting a new job. But they
were a lovely couple.

I don't blame them.

And they bought your place from Freddie
Duke, who was selling for Megafast

Moves? Yes.

And we also spoke to that Mr Silvius who
was doing the conveyancing.

He was no good.

And do you know what?

He charged us for that appointment.

And he blamed it on the other company
and told us to get in touch with Land

Registry for some compensation.

Yeah, sounds familiar.

And the worst of it was that after that
meeting, Bill had a massive heart attack

and he'd been in Arden Hospital ever
since.

Audrey, I'm so sorry. I'm not upset. I'm
just flaming furious.

I could kill whoever's responsible for
doing this.

Hmm. What about the police?

Um, yeah, I filed a complaint.

I felt like I was wasting their time.
And I had even offered a reward to

can get us our home back.

That's very generous.

Not that we're interested.

No.

You know, when I spoke to the other
victims, they also said that their

needed a quick sale and they paid in
cash.

Do you think Megafast Moves have been
stealing houses to order?

It's worth checking out.

Yeah, it's got some silence.

Yeah, no, don't tell them that.

No.

Oh, I'll call you back.

Freddie Duke.

As you like it, Estates Manager.

We're in Kirwan.

How can I help?

I'm looking to buy a wee place over here
so I can grow my export business.

Oh. What line are you in?

Oysters.

We already supply a lot of top
restaurants, so I really need somewhere

now. Any idea on budget?

Couch is no object.

Really? Right.

Well, let's take some details down.

It's official.

Oliver Silvius has got zero online
presence.

Five hours!

Five hours he's not even left the place
or had a single visitor.

He's lying low because he knows we're on
to him.

Maybe.

Did you always want to be in the police
force?

No. Up until I was about ten, I wanted
to be a lion, Sam. Oh, yes, right. Oh,

yeah. Yeah, I could see that. Good
choice.

I always wanted to be a brain surgeon
and a mermaid.

What, at the same time?

Yeah.

I'm a woman. I can multitask.

Might be tricky to keep the operating
theatre clean, though, you know, with

that seaweed floating about.

Is that the best you can do?

No, I'm just saying it sounded a bit
fishy.

I didn't want to carp on about it.

I didn't want to see you flounder.

All right, all right.

Oh, come on, Ariel.

What? Follow that crab, er, crab.

Likes a younger woman, then.

So cynical.

Maybe his daughter.

Oh, better not be a daughter.

Shame.

You know, I thought you'd love that one.

Oh, it's class.

So it is, but...

I've not seen anything I like so much as
my doughty wee house in County Down.

Places round here, they're just not as
coastal.

Well, we are miles from the coast.

Got the Avon, though?

I'm sure I can find you some riverside
properties you'd absolutely adore.

Annie, I can see no.

Nothing at the moment, no. But I'll give
you a call as soon as something comes

in.

Do you mind if I take you? No bother.

What have I told you about calling me at
work?

Again? You went out with the girls on
Saturday.

I suppose I can't say no, then.

You'd better not be late, though, Fee.

Women, eh?

Aye, my other half, Francine.

She's never off my back.

She must have the bladder of an
elephant. I can never drink that much

and not go for a wee.

Stop it.

I'm beginning to regret that last
coffee.

You know, I became a bit of an expert at
wild weeds when we were in the outback.

I knew exactly how to avoid the lizards
and the snakes. Oh, very crocodile

dandy. Yes.

You know, it's not just the crocodiles
you've got to look out for, actually,

because koalas can be really vicious.

Yeah, Leah tried to cuddle one once, and
it bit her right on the nipple. Oh, no,

I won't.

I'll be back in a minute.

Frank,

Frank, something's happening.

Something's happening. There's movement.

Frank?

Frank, pee faster. We're on the move.

I'm going as fast as I can.

Miss, then they must have got in a taxi.

You don't know that.

Let's drive around a bit. We might spot
them.

We'll have to do a hill start now.

Clear? Yes, yes.

Oh, I cannot believe they got away from
us because of your weak bladder.

I said I'm sorry, all right?

What are you doing?

Hmm?

Just... Tidying up the bed.

I have a system.

Oh, and I like the toilet paper to hang
underneath and not over the top. All

right?

All right.

Now, listen, you heat up that leftover
ball tea. I'll go and get Jimmy.

They made an odd couple, didn't they,
Oliver and that woman?

And you know what? I don't think that
was their first date, judging by the way

they were snogging.

Are you OK?

Are you?

Yes.

Where's Jimmy?

Oh, he's fine.

He's not in the bathroom, is he?

He'll turn up eventually.

Frank! You're expecting me to be able to
sleep when there's a rat on the loo?

You slept in the outback with lizards
and snakes.

This was a guided tour. I'm not Bear
Grylls.

It's just found a nice warm spot to have
a nap. Like my bed.

Jimmy, Jimmy.

What did you do?

I touched it.

Jimmy.

Jimmy.

Oh.

Hi, Spidey. You got anything for us?

Well, like I thought, Mega Fast Moves
doesn't actually exist.

It's just a load of AI -generated
content that leads to myriad dead ends.

So whoever's behind the business sold my
house and all the others.

Yep. And as you suspected, that would be
Oliver Sylvia.

Everything leads back to him.

What about Freddie Duke?

He seems clean.

So what's happened to all the money from
the house sales?

I'm still working on that.

We need something that's going to stand
up in court.

10 -4, big man.

Think we can blindside Silvius into a
confession?

Well, there's only one way to find out.

This vehicle is reversing.

This vehicle, you have to say it all the
way.

Hello?

Hello, Mr. Silvius?

And we found him about 8 .45.

I don't know why I'm surprised to find
you two poking around.

Every murder scene. But I still am.

Well, where would you be if you just
found out who stole your house?

At the police station, making a full
report, not getting in the way here.

And I assume your guys are going through
the hard drive on the laptop.

When might we get some access to the
murder weapon?

Yeah, it might be the key to getting my
house back.

That's not my priority.

And because of your connection to the
victim...

I'm going to have to ask you, where were
you between midnight and 3am?

She stayed at my place all night.

You two aren't... No, nothing like that.
I was in the spare room. He wouldn't, I

wouldn't. All right, well, find out
anything else and come straight back to

right? Of course we will.

Now, please, get off my crime scene.

Time of death between midnight and 3am,
then?

Thank you, DS Keeler.

You were a bit adamant there.

What do you mean? That nothing would
happen between us.

Spider, Oliver Silvius has been
murdered, so please, just tell us you've

something.

Hello?

This is Spider -Man.

I found his offshore cunt.

Brilliant. Right, that's where the money
will be, yeah?

Nor any more.

It was there. It was right there. And
then it just disappeared.

You'll be able to trace it again,
though, right?

He's been trying for the last hour.

What if the information that Spider
needs is on the murder weapon?

I don't know. Silvius was killed with
his own laptop.

Oh.

We're never going to get my cottage
back, are we?

Don't worry, Lou. I've accessed all of
his files remotely.

Silvius couldn't have moved the money
this morning because he was already

Unless he had an accomplice.

Do you think that's the mystery woman?
Or is she the murderer?

She might be both.

But we need to find her if we're going
to get Lou's house back.

Oh!

Really playing catch -up on this one,
eh, Frank?

Yeah, looks like it.

Well, you're wasting your time in there.

We still don't have an ID for Oliver
Silvius's date.

And that waiter gave the most unhelpful
description ever.

Did they say if they left, maybe in a
taxi?

No. We don't even know if they left
together.

See, Silvius might have gone back to the
office, and if he'd arranged to meet

the killer, they could have staged a
break -in after the murder.

No.

Somebody definitely tripped the silent
alarm.

Security company confirmed.

They received an alert just before
midnight, but they didn't come out

they called Silvius, and he said he'd go
and switch it off himself.

Cheers, Joe.

Thanks for the intel.

Oh, you see, it does a lot of legwork.

Do you fancy an early lunch? Oh, yes, we
could have chips down by the Avon.

You're not going to solve a case eating
chips by the river.

But in case you do, and you don't tell
me, I'll do you for perverting the

of Justice Frank.

And that's a promise.

What's up?

Or someone wearing my hat. Or the hat
like the one I used to own.

At the risk of sounding tasteless, I'm
considering this a celebration.

Anyone? Oh, no. Someone has been
murdered, Audrey.

When we're sending flowers.

So, does this mean that we're going to
get our homes back?

Uh, well, it's not quite that simple,
you know. I mean, we've got to find the

money and establish how your identities
were stolen. And even then, the land

registry might argue the toss about who
has the stronger claim to live in each

house. Oh!

No nearer, then.

I'm so sorry.

Just, uh, covering our basis, Audrey,
but, um, where were you between the

of midnight and three this morning?

At the hospital, where else? Me and Bill
haven't spent a night apart in 48

years. You're supposed to be getting our
homes back, not trying to pin this

scumbag's murder on a homeless
pensioner.

I think she's won't do it enough without
you.

Oh, I used to have a dress like that.

Oh, it's very you.

Yeah.

And I saw someone wearing a hat like
mine earlier.

No, that, that.

Definitely is, my coach.

I'll see you back at the office. Excuse
me. Excuse me. Hello.

What did you think of Audrey's reaction?

Oh, the lady doth protest too much, me
thinks.

Yeah, I think she doth.

The fame.

She will go and check her alibi, you
know, just to be on the safe side.

I'll go talk to Freddie Duke.

How well did you know Oliver?

Oh, hardly at all.

Put some business his way when buyers
needed a solicitor.

Still a shock, though.

And you can't think of anyone who might
have wanted him dead?

No. No, I can't.

In case you were wondering, my
girlfriend and I were home together last

from six to eight this morning.

We both gave statements to the police.

The real police.

Oh.

Well, thank you. You've been very
helpful.

Yeah.

Ooh, new coat.

No, it was mine. That woman bought it
second -hand. So would you believe,

now, my entire wardrobe is being sold in
charity shops all round Stratford. It's

cost me a flipping fortune to buy back
what I could find.

Any luck with your mystery, woman?

Nah, those photos from last night are
useless.

Not a single shot where you can see her
face.

Typical. I've got Sparta doing some
background checks on Silvius. Now, we

to concentrate on the basics.

Figure out who benefits most from his
death.

I've just spoken to my contact at Arden
Hospital and apparently there was a

shift change on Bill's ward at midnight
and Audrey was not by his bedside then,

nor was she when his ops were done a
couple of hours later.

Sebastian, how do you do it?

Let's just say I have friends in
hygienic places.

Oh, you've got a friend who's a cleaner?

A cleaner on coronary care.

Come on, let's see where this leads us.

Steve, you checked up on her?

Well, she lied to us.

So did Freddie Duke.

Him being at home with his girlfriend
after 6pm doesn't match with what you

overheard about her being out with the
girls after work.

Any news on the emails?

I'm still working on it.

This guy, he knows a lot about paid
security, I can tell you. I'm just

if there's something specific that links
Audrey and Lou.

You mean what made them the perfect
target?

Exactly. None of the victims have
mortgages.

All of the properties were temporarily
empty.

Is there anything else?

Lou?

I don't know.

I've only just met her.

It's the file I requested for Oliver
Sylvia.

And? There's a marriage certificate.

Oh, interesting.

Oliver had an ex -wife.

You'll never guess who it is.

I've already told the police that I was
asleep alone when Oliver was murdered.

I still can't believe he's dead.

And obviously we're very sorry for your
loss.

Oliver had dinner last night with a
young woman. Do you know anything about

that? No.

No, which is unusual.

Oliver liked to boast about his
conquest.

So... You were married for three years,
divorced for 12, and you moved back to

Stratford because... Well, I was born
here.

Oliver and I stayed friends, and then I
moved to London when I married Charles,

and then when he died, I just wanted a
fresh start.

Somewhere familiar.

And Oliver told you about this place?

Yeah.

And he found it on an estate agent
website, thought it was perfect.

I can't believe he lied.

Sounds like a bit of a one -way
friendship.

I mean, he steals the house for you,
then runs away with the money you paid

it. Yeah, yeah, you mixed up in all of
that. We wouldn't blame you if you did

want to kill him.

I mean, I was angry. Who wouldn't be?
But I, um... No, the last time I saw

Oliver was about a week ago, I think,
when I was signing the papers.

Do you want to blow that out? Sorry.

Well, it's just you were in Oliver's
office when we first met him, I think.

I recognise that jacket there.

It was on the coat stand. It's a lovely
jacket. I wouldn't forget that jacket.

Yes, yes, I was there. I was furious
when I found out about the scam

and he was ignoring my calls.

So what did he say when you were in the
office?

Well, there's more lies.

I've been denied knowing anything.

He said the property company had scammed
him as well.

Are they out?

No.

Come on, Julia.

You can't possibly have any loyalty to
him now. I don't.

I promise you there's nothing. We
argued, I left, I certainly didn't kill

Audrey? I was just getting up the
courage to come and see you.

Oh, don't be silly. You're welcome
anytime.

I just wanted to explain why I got so
angry before I was with Bill. I just, I

couldn't sleep on the cot bed.

I kept nicking out the sneaky
cigarettes.

I promised that I didn't leave the
hospital grounds.

And I probably thought it was you, you
know.

I only started smoking because of the
stress. If Bill finds out, he'll go mad.

Well, I'm glad you came back.

Could I ask a favour?

Of course.

Can I sit in your reception and give our
Wendy a video call? Yes.

Thank you. It's just that the Wi -Fi at
the hospital is shocking.

It's so difficult to keep in touch.

What with the distance.

Distance? Where does she live?

Did I not say?

Otter. Oh.

What, Lincolnshire?

Must use it.

Hang on. So you and Lou were both abroad
when your houses were stolen?

That's right.

And did you book the trip yourself?

Well, no, I'm no good at that kind of
thing. Anyway, we were going out a few

days before Wendy's due date, so I just
asked the travel agent to arrange the

flights and a day trip.

And which travel agent did you use?

Dibot Travel.

That girl at Dibot was lovely. What was
her name?

Phoebe Amiels.

Me and my sister Leah, we booked our
whole Outback tour through. I only ever

spoke to her on the phone, but she knew
everything.

She knew my home address, my passport
details, how long I was going to be

everything she would need to steal my
identity.

Hang on.

Same colour, innit?

Might be her, but we need a better
angle.

That's my handbag!

Come to think of it, she looked just
like the woman who was wearing my hat.

Come on, let's pay her a visit.

Oh, just a thought.

When I heard Freddie talking to his
girlfriend on the phone, I assumed her

was Fiona because he called her Phoebe.
But what if it was Phoebe?

Come on. Wait a minute.

You finally got into Freddie's emails?

Oh, I've been in there ages. I just
wanted to make a few more checks before

said anything.

There's something you really want to
see.

You going on holiday, Freddie?

Last time I did that, when I came back,
someone else was living in my house.

That was Oliver Sylvia.

Yeah, that's what you wanted us to think
when you hacked into his computer.

To remove any trace of your involvement
with Megafast Moves, you broke into his

office, he caught you, and you killed
him.

Who are these people, Freddie?

Oh, don't bother, Phoebe.

We know that you've been using your
clients' travel information to steal

identities and sell their houses.

That last job was one too many.

Shut up.

You must have made a pretty penny from
selling those stolen houses.

What was it? You didn't like the three
-way split?

Is that why you killed Sylvia?

So then you two could take the lot and
run off to Thailand?

No, no, I didn't. Or was it because you
found out that he was seeing Phoebe

behind your back?

Poor, that must have stung a man twice
your age.

She was just stringing him along.

Freddie, don't. Now, what's the point,
Phoebe? They know everything.

Trying to steal my money, Freddie.

I'll call it quits for you trying to
steal Phoebe.

She can't wait to get rid of you.

Please.

I know all about your cosy little
dinner, Oliver.

She's not really interested.

That's not the impression I got last
Saturday night.

She wouldn't.

Do I have to tell you all about that
adorable little butterfly tattoo on the

inside of her left thigh?

Oliver was right. You're so stupid.

She's been playing you two off against
each other for the whole time.

What? No.

No, she told me everything.

She chose me.

No, she's booked on another flight this
evening. To Brazil.

Alone. Are you going to ditch him at the
airport, Phoebe?

You said that... I did it because I love
you.

No, you did it because your macho pride
got injured.

Pathetic. Both of you begging me to
ditch the other.

That's why I was going to Brazil,
because I didn't want either of you.

The house scan was all her idea.

Freddie Duke, I'm arresting you on
suspicion of the murder of Oliver

You do not have to say anything, but it
may hide me defense if you do not

mention my question. Something you later
lie in court.

Anything you do say may be given as
evidence.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

And I'd like my handbag back too.

It's OK, Lulu.

I've got you.

I know, I didn't know I had it in me
myself.

It's Sally Gunnell calls. She wants her
trainers back.

I suggest we all drink to Audrey and Lou
getting their homes back.

Yes, to going home. Going home. To Lou
going home.

And I will get that reward for you as
soon as me and Bill can.

Oh, fantastic.

I know.

How about a celebratory takeaway from
Boston Balti?

Am I invited to this thing?

Yeah.

It's on Frank.

Thanks, Frank.

Come one, come all.

But I insist we eat here.

I refuse to set foot in rodent towers.

What? Not as bad as you think.

But a big wrap.

Thank you. Thank you so much for letting
me move back in.

Oh, it's only a matter of time before
the board brought it out anyway, and I

don't want to stay in Stratford after
everything's happened.

It's understandable.

Well, good luck.

Yes.

Besides, that toilet of yours never
really flushed properly.

Oh.

Right. Hello.

Oh, hey.

Hello. What's all this about?

It's your furniture.

Sebastian tracked it all down.

Oh, Sebastian.

Thank you.

Thank you. Oh, my face.

Thank you.

And thank you for putting up with me.

At least I'll be able to find my own
stuff now. And you won't nick all the

water. I'm going to miss you too.

But I won't miss Jimmy Cagby.

Oh, we've got a little surprise for you.

Oh.

Don't look.

Okay.

Just a little housewarming present.

Guys, you shouldn't have.

You dirty brat.