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Forty-five.
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Don't even have to look at it.
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(James)
'Ho!'
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That's Fast Eddie McClintock.
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(Eddie)
'Eat my dust, boys!'
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(James)
'That's Eddie Mc...
Holy! Son of a bitch!'
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- Yeah.
- We're gonna get you, Eddie!
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- 'Hey, let's get him.'
- Whoo! Whoo!
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- Ho-ho!
- Yeah!
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It's alright.
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Aah!
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Are we okay?
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We need to start wearin'
seatbelts, man!
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Whoo!
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- What?
- Oh!
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Go, go, go!
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Uh, Fast Eddie McClintock
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is a, uh, criminal.
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He is a, uh
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uh, recidivist speeder.
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He is a drug peddler
and fencer...
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And the best in the business.
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- Best in the business.
- 'Can't be topped.'
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He's the, uh...
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He's the, uh...
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Dale Earnhardt of, uh...
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I was gonna say
of drivin' fast
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but it doesn't really
make sense.
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No, that's-the Dale Earnhardt
thing.
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- Yeah, that's Dale Earnhardt.
- He'd be the--
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He's the Tommy Tune...
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...of...
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[bleep] it.
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(Jim)
'Okay, I just got this fax'
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from the Department
of Motor Vehicles.
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From your description
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'and, uh...the other officers.'
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Obviously, uh, this is
Fast Eddie McClintock
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we're dealing with,
it seems like.
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'Uh...probably runnin' meth'
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we suspect,
from here to California.
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So, uh, we're gonna assign
some roadblocks.
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We're gonna cover
80 Eastbound
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and Westbound,
both sides
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and the 395, obviously,
are our biggies.
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Knowing him, he'll take
the 60 over to the Westside
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and then jump over
to the 42
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up to the Westside Pavilion.
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Trudy, Trudy,
save the make-me-ups
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inside-inside here.
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Yeah. So, any other ideas
for Fast Eddie McClintock?
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An oil slick?
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- It's a little Wile E. Coyote.
- 'Yeah.'
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Why don't we paint a fake tunnel
onto the mountain...
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(James)
'You can throw oil--'
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...and we're lure him
with bird seed into the tunnel.
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You can also bring in
some quicksand, too.
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♪ One time for your mind ♪
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Okay. Okay.
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So why do you think
we came here today?
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Tryna..
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...steal a brother's thunder,
right?
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Comin' all up in here,
being, like, "Mmm!
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"He's gettin'
his groove on again.
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Gots to stop a brother!"
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Uh, no, the dry cleaners
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across the street
are complaining about the music.
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This is private property.
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Take your cardboard box...
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Y-your box
and get on outta here.
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Yo, man, you know what?
This box used to have
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children's toys in it
that I used to give to children.
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And then I put the box
down to show, like
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"Mm, there's peace in the hood."
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Finally, my brothers and sisters
can unite.
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- This is all for charity?
- Straight up.
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Straight up. I'm pop-lockin'
for cancer, yo.
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- Children's research...
- You got a permit?
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- I do. I do. Check me out.
- Let's see it.
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- Let's see it.
- Where's it at?
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Feel it out.
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I'm just sayin' it's right down
in the gold mine.
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Then you can find it
in the gold mine.
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- Well, my...
- I don't have my miner hat.
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Oh, oh, baby, come on.
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You wanna
get some spelunkin' on?
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- Sp...
- You know what I'm sayin'?
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- Spelunking?
- Yeah.
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It's like...
It's a black thing, man.
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Stop, okay?
You're not black.
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I am black...
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Wearin' a wave cap
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and a 1989 chain
doesn't make you black.
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Yo, man, bah-ling.
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You're not black.
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- You're not.
- 'How you know, though?'
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- 'How you know, man?'
- How do I know?
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- I'm lookin' at you right now.
- I ain't callin' you out.
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- 'Alright.'
- Come on, dawg.
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- What?
- Where you at?
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- I'm right here.
- No, you know you're not.
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You ain't nowhere.
You ain't here.
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Yeah. Come on!
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[both]
Oh! Yeah!
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Yeah!
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- Come on.
- Pah! Pah!
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- Oh [bleep]!
- Yeah.
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That's like the cabbage apple
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or somethin', right?
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That's a Tom and Jerry.
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The box and the 40 are mine.
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The box and the 40 are mine.
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At least
half of that, man.
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- 'No. No.'
- Hook me up!
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I got...
My mouth is all dry
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and [bleep] from
smokin' the chronic!
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Ask in a real way.
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O-officer
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I would really like to have
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my 40-ouncer and my boom box
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which I enjoy
playing music on.
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I would enjoy to get them back.
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No! Found property.
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- Damn!
- 'It's ours now.'
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Sheriff's Department.
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- Sheriff's Department.
- Oh.
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Oh, ladies, the police are here!
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Okay, ladies. Okay.
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Please don't do that.
Ladies! Ladies...
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I need you ladies to be...
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Ladies, please!
I need your attention!
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Okay! Alright.
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Fun's over, okay?
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Look, this is the third time
someone from
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the Reno Sheriff's Department
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has been called out here
tonight, alright?
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Why? Because you guys
keep making noise.
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You keep chattering.
You keep whooping it up.
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People can't sleep and this
is getting stupid, okay?
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You know what? 'Cause I got
real things to do, ladies.
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I'm not some little fou-fou play
toy stripper puppet cop, okay?
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Do you think I have
the time to come here
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to a girls-gone-wild-
stupid-harlot-slutty
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I'm-gonna-get-married party?
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No! I need to be out there
on the streets
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'protecting children,
protecting women'
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'protecting old people.'
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Please respect the badge, okay?
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Please respect
the Reno Sheriff's Department.
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That's all I'm askin'.
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'Now, don't make me
come back here again!'
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♪ Hey ladies hey ladies ♪
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♪ Hey ladies say what? ♪
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Whoo!
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♪ Aah-aah-aah-aah
aah-aah-aah-aah ♪
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The legend I heard of-of
of who is
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Fast Eddie McClintock,
that was the question
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that the Chetwood Brothers
were asking.
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You remember Joey Chetwood
and his brother Bobby Chetwood.
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They used to do
all the stunt drivin'.
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Well, legend has it,
they ran out
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a good man named
Eddie McClintock.
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Did not want him on their team
'cause he was too good.
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- Made 'em look bad.
- Made 'em look bad.
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Spread some rumors,
turned him bad.
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Now he's a law breaker.
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Turned to a life of crime
by the stunt industry.
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And a road speeder.
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Helluva driver.
Man, I'd love to shake his hand.
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I mean, I know as the police,
I shouldn't say that, but...
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- I'd love to shake his hand.
- Hey.
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Anybody that can piss off
the Chetwood Brothers
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I'd like to shake
their hand, too.
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- Yeah.
- 'Cause they're [bleep]
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Spike strip's set.
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Look alive, people!
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Bring it on, Fast Eddie.
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Somethin's comin'.
Somethin's comin'.
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- Talk to me. Talk to me.
- Ford Escort.
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Lieutenant,
I get to shoot on sight, right?
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Do not shoot! No shooting!
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What did I say?
If we shoot him
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then there will not be
a group photo.
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Period. End of story.
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If we don't get to shoot,
why am I holding this?
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It's a visual aide.
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'It implies authority.'
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(Jones)
'Okay.
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He's gotta
come through this way.
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No other way around.
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8 is blocked.
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Route 64's been out
for two months.
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That bridge is out.
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He's gotta
come through this way
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or he can't get
out of Truckee.
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- 'Eat my dust, boys!'
- Goddammit!
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Go, Travis!
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(Travis)
'Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!'
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(Jim)
'Holy [bleep]!'
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- Stop...
- Oh!
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- Oh, God! Oh, my God.
- Brake! Put on the brake.
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Oh, poop.
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Well, spike strip works.
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The legend I heard about
Fast Eddie McClintock
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was that he was
on Dale Earnhardt's
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original home depot team
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until he was horribly scarred
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in an accident.
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And the, uh, Jeff Gordon
Pretty Boy Faction in NASCAR...
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...kept him outta the race.
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They pulled strings
and machinations so that he--
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They didn't want
nobody ugly in NASCAR.
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Now that I've said that out
loud, that sounds really stupid
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so it probably ain't true.
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Lindsay...
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[both]
...Lohan.
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Wow!
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You know that girl's
only 15 years old?
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Yeah.
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Not fair that everywhere
you go
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there's somebody waiting
to take a picture of you
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'cause when your bosoms
do that...
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Scroll down...
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Oh!
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Ah, fair's fair.
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She's 15, huh?
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Really? Lindsay Lohan.
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(Eddie on megaphone)
'Eat my dust, boys!'
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Oh, my God!
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This is Dangle and Junior.
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We're in hot pursuit
of Fast Eddie McClintock!
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- Got him! Got him! Got him!
- You got him!
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The bridge has been out down
here for six weeks!
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We're about to catch
Fast Eddie McClintock!
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He hit it!
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Oh, my God. He made it.
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Travis! Travis! Travis!
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Travis! Trav...
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(Cherisha)
'So we know that there was...'
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...this man here...
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Hello.
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...in a jewelry store,
helping himself
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to a little bling-bling.
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What we're interested in,
is who his two friends were.
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Yes, he has a lot of friends.
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Sir, that's not the question
my partner is asking. Okay?
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So, I want you to ask him
in stern tones.
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What are the names
of his two friends? Please.
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He likes Jennifer Aniston
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and Matt Leblanc the most.
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Hey, I don't think
you're understanding
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my partner here, okay?
253
00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:18,440
You're not getting
the sentiment across!
254
00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:20,810
You may be conveying
the dialogue we're having here
255
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:22,710
but you're not gettin'...
256
00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:25,250
I-I'm angry!
Tell him I'm angry!
257
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,110
I want you to name names!
258
00:11:27,180 --> 00:11:28,520
No problem.
259
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,500
- No, no, no, no!
- Hey, hey!
260
00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:48,840
This ain't no
saki-saki sing-along, okay?
261
00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:50,740
[bleep] damnit, you [bleep]!
262
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:52,240
Now listen to me!
I wanna know--
263
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,380
- No, he's not the one.
- Listen to me!
264
00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:56,210
You better know
what I'm talkin' about.
265
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:59,080
I'm talking about ripping
your [bleep] head off, okay
266
00:11:59,150 --> 00:12:01,180
and putting it
on the [bleep] toilet
267
00:12:01,250 --> 00:12:02,720
and flushin' it down!
268
00:12:02,780 --> 00:12:05,220
You tell us the [bleep]
names of those two people
269
00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:07,460
or we will
[bleep] rock your world!
270
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,970
Uh...
271
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,400
There seems to be
a misunderstanding.
272
00:12:23,070 --> 00:12:24,070
Yeah, you betcha.
273
00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:25,940
He is store owner...
274
00:12:26,970 --> 00:12:28,940
...not burglar.
275
00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:32,080
Same Japanese,
wrong person.
276
00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:33,850
We apologize.
Arigato.
277
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,680
Very disgraceful.
278
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,090
Sorry.
279
00:12:50,700 --> 00:12:52,530
Have you ever, uh
280
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:56,240
had a face-to-face
with, uh, Fast Eddie?
281
00:12:57,540 --> 00:13:00,040
I almost had a face-to-face
with Fast Eddie.
282
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:01,810
- We were, uh...
- You know what, I'm sorry.
283
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,710
I don't feel comfortable
with your arm there.
284
00:13:05,650 --> 00:13:06,910
Thank you.
285
00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:10,990
Alright, everybody.
Okay. Shh.
286
00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:12,320
(Jim)
'Settle down.'
287
00:13:12,390 --> 00:13:14,260
(female #1)
Alright, everybody.
Settle down.
288
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:17,630
'I know it's been
an exciting morning...'
289
00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:21,600
...getting your scoliosis tests,
and now this.
290
00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:25,000
'We've got Reno's
Sheriff Department here'
291
00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,840
and right now they are gonna
sing a song about
292
00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:30,140
what happens to people
who do graffiti.
293
00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:35,740
♪ Oh I'm so lowdown ♪
294
00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:41,350
♪ I don't know
what I'm gonna do ♪
295
00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:45,320
♪ Yeah ♪
296
00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:47,590
♪ I used to go skateboarding ♪
297
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,590
♪ Now I get raped
without no warning ♪
298
00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:54,560
♪ I got the "I'm in prison
'cause I did graffiti" blues ♪
299
00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,530
♪ If I had a time machine ♪
300
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,140
♪ I'd set it
to before I did graffiti ♪
301
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,740
♪ And I'd go back ♪
302
00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,340
(Raineesha)
Yeah!
303
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,140
♪ I don't think y'all heard me ♪
304
00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:12,210
♪ I said if I had
a time machine ♪
305
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,350
♪ I'd set it to before
I did graffiti ♪
306
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,820
♪ And I'd go back ♪
307
00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:18,450
♪ Yes ♪
308
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,660
♪ I've been stabbed
with a broken broom ♪
309
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,760
♪ And [bleep]
in the weight room ♪
310
00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:27,800
♪ And I'm hiding
all my valuables ♪
311
00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,830
♪ Up my crack ♪
312
00:14:29,900 --> 00:14:31,900
♪ Oh yeah yeah ♪
313
00:14:33,030 --> 00:14:34,270
Whoo!
314
00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:41,540
Those of us who weren't
raised by Grand Theft Auto
315
00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:43,240
we applaud after
we see something.
316
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,380
I've never chased
Fast Eddie McClintock.
317
00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:54,820
I don't chase, you know,
uh, as a rule.
318
00:14:54,890 --> 00:14:57,930
I... My feeling is
as a-as a, you know
319
00:14:57,990 --> 00:15:00,760
police deputy
and as a human being
320
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:03,730
if you love something,
you should set it free.
321
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,570
You know,
that's the old adage.
322
00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:08,870
And, you know, in this case,
it's not so much love
323
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:10,140
as it is laziness.
324
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:13,140
But...it's-it's too much work
325
00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:15,280
the running and the chasing.
326
00:15:15,340 --> 00:15:17,010
Where the hell are they?
327
00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,850
I don't know.
This is the end, right?
328
00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:19,880
- There's...
- Pursuit.
329
00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:22,020
And I lost 'em.
330
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,650
What happened?
331
00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:27,960
Well, dead end.
332
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:29,890
Think they're hiding?
333
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,830
- Oh, my God.
- 'Oh, dear.'
334
00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:35,930
- Should we call for backup?
- Guys?
335
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,930
- Junior?
- Oh, no.
336
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,170
Uh-oh, I hope they're not dead.
337
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:43,000
Damn, that Fast Eddie
McClintock!
338
00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:47,940
(Trudy)
Did you get him?
339
00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:49,280
No, we did not get him.
340
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,180
Well, we'd give you a ride
but I don't want you
341
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:52,880
getting my car all wet.
342
00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:54,880
Both my nuts went up.
343
00:15:56,250 --> 00:15:58,250
You want me to help [bleep]
your balls back down?
344
00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:01,320
[theme music]
345
00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:10,500
Man, one time I was behind, uh
346
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:13,300
Fast Eddie McClintock
on a two-county chase
347
00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:16,100
and it was, like,
14 or 15 cop cars behind him.
348
00:16:16,170 --> 00:16:18,870
We had deputies.
We had state troopers.
349
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,040
I was way bringing up
the rear of the pack.
350
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,610
And it was one of those deals
where he took the corner
351
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:24,850
and the first cop didn't make it
352
00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:26,910
then a cop went into him
and a cop went into him
353
00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:30,350
and a cop went into him
and it was like a 15-car pileup.
354
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:32,650
I mean,
I could see the wreck.
355
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,490
Like, I had a half a mile
to stop, but I just gassed it
356
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,630
'cause when do you get a chance
to, like, be in a 15-car pileup?
357
00:16:38,690 --> 00:16:39,730
How often does that come up?
358
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:40,830
Not all that [bleep] often.
359
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,260
(Trudy)
'We just need
to ask him things'
360
00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:46,100
'imperative
to the investigation.'
361
00:16:46,170 --> 00:16:48,140
'That's it.
Do not engage him.'
362
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,340
Kimball. C.
363
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,080
Trudy, Wiegel.
364
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,580
So, here's what
you're gonna want to know.
365
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:01,250
This is the guy who
eats people's faces.
366
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,450
Uh-huh.
367
00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,290
So you don't wanna make
eye contact with him
368
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:06,990
or he'll swallow your soul.
369
00:17:07,050 --> 00:17:09,360
- Hi, Mike.
- 'Hi, Trudy.'
370
00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:13,490
Mike? Yeah. Oh!
371
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:17,260
They found, uh, another skull.
372
00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:20,270
- Where?
- It was in a bathtub.
373
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:22,170
'You had gone to the dump,
I guess'
374
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,240
'and you put it
in a very cleverly'
375
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:27,110
'in a zip lock baggie,
in a bathtub.'
376
00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:29,510
- Yeah.
- 'Did you find that one?'
377
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:30,940
(Trudy)
'No, no. Oh, my God, no.'
378
00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:32,310
'They don't put me
on things like that.'
379
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:34,650
But, um...here's the deal.
380
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,890
Okay, we got on the computer
381
00:17:37,950 --> 00:17:41,760
and we're looking for
the mug shot files from '97...
382
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:42,790
No, from '80...
383
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:46,560
- '87 to '92.
- '87 to '92, right?
384
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,230
And I believe
you're the one
385
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,630
who set up this file.
386
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:51,470
Well, we get on the thing
387
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,470
and we see the file, right?
388
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,670
- It's there.
- But we can't open it.
389
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,170
Or you can open it,
but then
390
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:58,270
once you open it,
it's a bunch of gobbledygook.
391
00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:01,880
It's like, X-G-7-Tree,
you know, smiley face...
392
00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:04,880
Are you using a Mac?
393
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:07,010
- 'No. We're using a Dell.'
- 'It's PC.'
394
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,380
That shouldn't happen.
395
00:18:08,450 --> 00:18:12,790
Did you go under the control
panel and under options...
396
00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:13,820
[both]
'Uh-huh.'
397
00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:15,420
- 'Extension file?'
- Yeah.
398
00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:17,860
Yeah. I tried that. I know.
That was the second--
399
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,730
Of course, that's the second
thing you would think.
400
00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:21,460
- Didn't work, so...
- 'Really.'
401
00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:24,300
I had started
entering files in, um
402
00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:28,000
you know, before Java script
was sort of implemented
403
00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:30,300
and I think some of
the later files are in Java
404
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,240
and it sort of,
I don't know
405
00:18:32,310 --> 00:18:33,670
it backed up
the whole thing or something...
406
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,480
Okay. Pfft.
407
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:37,180
Well, we appreciate
your help, Mike.
408
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,910
- You wanna hear a joke?
- Okay!
409
00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:40,550
- I heard a joke the other day.
- 'Yeah?'
410
00:18:40,610 --> 00:18:42,120
- Knock, knock.
- 'Who's there?'
411
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:43,220
Jethro.
412
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,280
[both]
'Jethro who?'
413
00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:45,950
Jethro him down the stairs
414
00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:47,890
and I'll stab him
with my screwdriver.
415
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,690
[both laughing]
416
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,790
(Mike)
'It was more like,
it was... Well...'
417
00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:54,600
'It was more of something
I overheard.'
418
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:56,100
Oh.
419
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,630
That's a good one, Mike.
420
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,630
[theme music]
421
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,540
There's two or three kinds
of driving in law enforcement.
422
00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:12,410
There's defensive driving
423
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,280
there's offensive driving
424
00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:16,280
and then there's
evasive driving.
425
00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:17,620
(Raineesha)
Wait a minute.
There's a fourth.
426
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:18,750
There's a fourth.
427
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:20,190
There is...
428
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,960
"I want to put my car
in the lake
429
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:27,360
because I wanna see what's
goin' on in there" driving.
430
00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:30,400
Do you feel like that was
a good representation of you?
431
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,000
Of the kind of person you are?
432
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,900
Yeah, I think
it was fairly accurate.
433
00:19:33,970 --> 00:19:35,200
(Jim)
'Well...'
434
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,140
Fast Eddie's probably,
uh...
435
00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:44,510
...in California by now.
436
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:47,850
'Not to sound
like a broken record'
437
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,320
but gosh darn that
Fast Eddie McClintock!
438
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:53,250
(man over phone)
'91, Fast Ed McClintock.
91.'
439
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:55,820
Trace the call.
440
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:59,030
Get it. Get it.
441
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:01,960
Reno Sheriff's Department.
442
00:20:02,030 --> 00:20:03,230
(Eddie)
'Reno Sheriff's Department'
443
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,830
'this is Fast Eddie McClintock'
444
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,230
'and I'm just callin'
to pay my respects'
445
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:10,600
'and tell you that I have been
chased by everybody'
446
00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:14,110
'but now I have been
chased by the best.'
447
00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,340
'Hey, I left ya a little
somethin' out in the hallway.'
448
00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:17,950
'Keep your wheels
to the road now'
449
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,880
'and I'll see you
out on the highway!'
450
00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:22,420
There is something out there.
451
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,490
Be careful.
Be careful.
452
00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,390
Is it tickin'?
453
00:20:29,460 --> 00:20:32,730
Listen. Shh.
Careful.
454
00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:34,360
- Break carefully.
- On three.
455
00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:36,460
- Break.
- One...two--
456
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,100
- 'Whoa! That's beautiful!'
- Class!
457
00:20:42,170 --> 00:20:43,670
(Raineesha)
'Does it have good songs on it?'
458
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,340
Those are all great songs.
459
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,740
- Very nice.
- Every single one of 'em.
460
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,540
I traced the call.
461
00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:52,050
It's comin'
from the parking lot.
462
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:07,830
Alright, I don't know why
you're speaking that way.
463
00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:10,360
- Why you're speaking that way.
- 'We're white.'
464
00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:11,830
'In fact, if you have
an ID on you'
465
00:21:11,900 --> 00:21:13,030
I'd like to see
what it says on here.
466
00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,230
You wanna see an ID?
467
00:21:14,300 --> 00:21:15,900
♪ Let's do it
Is it in this pocket? ♪
468
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,240
♪ Is it in this pocket? ♪
469
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,110
♪ I don't know
what pocket's in ♪
470
00:21:19,170 --> 00:21:20,810
♪ Check it out
I got an ID ♪
471
00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:22,180
♪ It's out
in my car see ♪
472
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:23,540
♪ But I ain't got it
right now ♪
473
00:21:23,610 --> 00:21:25,210
♪ So you gonna
be wearin' a frown ♪
474
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,980
♪ What? Jiga
jiga-jig-jiga what? ♪
475
00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:28,780
♪ See to it pop freeze...♪♪
476
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:31,180
Now, that was black, yo.
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