All language subtitles for Rawhide S06E12 Incident of the Wild Deuces.eng

♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪

- Hyah!
-♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪

♪ Keep movin', movin', movin' ♪

♪ Though they're disapprovin' ♪

♪ Keep them dogies movin' ♪

♪ Rawhide ♪

♪ Don't try to understand them ♪

♪ Just rope and throw
and brand 'em ♪

♪ Soon we'll be livin'
high and wide ♪

♪ My heart's calculatin' ♪

♪ My true love will be waitin' ♪

♪ Be waiting at the end
of my ride ♪

♪ Move 'em on, head 'em up,
head 'em up, move 'em on ♪

♪ Move 'em on,
head 'em up, Rawhide ♪

-(whip cracks)
-♪ Cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪

♪ Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪

-♪ Rawhide...! ♪
-♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪

♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪

- Hyah!
-♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin'. ♪

(whip cracks twice)

Ho.

I've forgotten
what a town looked like.

I'd like to know what it is about this
that would prod your memory.

One good spit would land out
in the country.

Well, are you coming?

Oh, yes, sir, Mr. Wishbone.

What's the matter with you today,
boy?

You're moping around
like a calf with a colic.

I got a feeling in my stomach
something's gonna happen.

It probably already has.

You must've had some of Wishbone's
flannel cakes this morning.

Smart aleck.

Bites the hand that feeds him.

You want me to come in the store
and start carrying out the supplies?

No, not with a colicky stomach.

You just stay right here till I get some
turpentine and sugar down you.

Good morning.

Heh. Good morning.

WISHBONE:
Mushy.

- Yes, sir?
- You mind your manners.

MUSHY:
Give you a hand?

Well, make that two, brother,
and you got a deal.

Well, I'll hold it for you.

Well, it might be safer
the other way around.

No, you just go ahead
and take a poke at it, reverend.

[CHUCKLES]

I don't know much
about your judgment,

but I sure like your faith.

REVEREND:
There, it looks fine.

Well, I don't know about your faith,
but I sure like your aim.

[CHUCKLES]

Are you building a new church,
reverend?

Even the mighty oak must start

from the humble beginnings
of an acorn.

Well, I ain't got much,
but I'd be glad to...

No, no, no. No, thank you, son.
You've done enough already.

Well, I wasn't intending on spending it
on anything special.

Then just let it jingle.

Ain't nothing like a little spending silver
in a man's pocket

to make the day stand up and shine.

Well, if you say so, reverend.

Yeah, I say so.

It was only a dollar, Lord.

And besides, he looked
like he needed it worse than we do.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

MAN 1:
Four.

WOMAN:
How about you?

MAN 2:
Come on.

MAN 3:
Here we are.

- What about you, ladies?
MAN 1: Yeah.

MAN 4:
Beats me.

I better quit
while I still got eating money.

Come back again, Walt.

Don't I always, Lorelei?

- Bye, Walt.
- Seat open, cowboy.

Oh, no, thank you.

It's a friendly game.

So are you in or out?

We'll even let you start the deal.

But Mr. Wishbone,
he told me to be careful

sitting across from a man
if I gambled.

Since you're a woman...

[CHUCKLES]

Nice that you noticed. Sit down.

- Thank you.
- Dealer's choice, five and ten limit.

How many chips?

Oh, I'll take that many.

I'd like to play seven-card stud,
deuces wild.

What kind of poker is that?

- Well, first you deal two down--
- I know how to play.

Lorelei, you're gonna put up
with this?

Trailblazer has a policy
of dealer's choice,

and that's what it is.

You don't mind
if we skip the introductions

and get right to the game,
do you, handsome?

Oh, no, ma'am.

There'll be plenty of time for that later
after we've played a few hands.

Yes, it'll take about that many.

Deal.

Yes, ma’am.

One,

one,

one,

one,

one.

Two, two,

two, two, two.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

Mr. Favor,
this crew's getting mighty hungry.

Yeah, well, there's jerky
in the chuck wagon.

Well, not anymore.

We ate all of that
about two hours ago.

Yeah, well, with Wishbone not back,
what are we gonna do about cooking?

I'll tell you what, Scarlet.

Let's see how clean
your hands are, huh?

Well, not me, boss.
I got too many enemies already.

[CARRIAGE APPROACHING]

[WOMEN LAUGHING]

Let go of me. Turn me loose now.

Or Mr. Favor's gonna be mad.

- You better stop it.
- Stop what, honey?

- We're just being neighborly.
MUSHY: Neighborly?

WOMAN 1:
Why, honey, you must be ticklish.

[WOMAN 2 LAUGHS]

MUSHY:
Well, let go of me now.

Turn me loose.

Boss, you're not gonna believe this.

No, but you go ahead
and try me anyways.

Well, you see, it happened like this.

- We were in town and--
- Mm-hm.

Wish, why don't you tell him?

Me tell him? You're the ramrod.

That remains to be seen.

Well?

Oh, we got a visitor.

Lorelei Mears. She's the owner
of the Trailblazer in town.

I'll get her for you.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Well, you see, boss, it was like this.

Mushy wasn't feeling too good,

so we left him in the wagon
to just kind of relax

while we went in to buy us supplies.

Please continue.

Well, then when we come out,
we couldn't find him.

And when we finally did, there he was
with all these women, and--

Go on.

ROWDY:
End of the line, Lorelei.

Well, maybe for you, cowboy,
but not for me.

FAVOR:
Poker?

QUINCE:
Jumping Jehoshaphat.

It's the gospel truth. The darn fool's
gone and won himself $1,500

playing seven-card stud,
deuces wild.

Fifteen hundred and 47 dollars
to be exact, Mr. Favor.

Got any complaints to make, lady?

Yeah, well,
you ever heard of a loser who didn't?

Your boy's cut me off
a little too soon,

and all I want is a fair
sporting chance to win it back.

You can have
all the chances you want,

except not here and not now.

Hope that's sporting enough.

Then suppose
I make you a proposition.

Why don't you and your boys
come back to town

and I'll set up the evening?

Drinks on the house
and all the fun you want.

How does that sound, boys?

MAN 1: Yeah.
MAN 2: That sounds great.

Anybody who wants to take her up
on her offer

can pick up his draw on the way out.

Well, wait a minute, trail boss--

That's just what I'm gonna do,
wait one minute.

Then I'm gonna start clearing camp,
and I'm starting with you, lady.

Well, fair enough.

I'll go in peace

if the big winner
will keep me company.

FAVOR:
Mushy.

Yes, sir, Mr. Favor.

Just got an offer to quit the cattle
business. You wanna take it?

No, sir, I couldn't leave the drive.

Alrighty.

Well, let's get moving.
Wishbone needs wood for supper.

Yes, sir, right away.

Watch that money.
You wanna start a stampede?

Oh,
you will show the lady to her horse

and the road back to town.

Come on, girls.

Let's get out of this cow camp.

Oh, and the rest of you
better get moving

before you get stomped on
by the herd.

ROWDY: You know, Lorelei,
Mr. Favor isn't all bad.

He just kind of acts tough.

In fact, deep inside, he's got a soft spot
as big as all outdoors.

Then that makes you two of a kind,
doesn't it?

- How's that?
- Well, you have a soft spot too.

Right between your ears.

Hyah!

[SIGHS]

[MUSHY WHISTLES]

Well, I suppose you think
you're real happy now.

Oh, yes, sir. I guess I'll be happy
till the end of my days.

That money's gonna be nothing
but trouble to you, boy.

Well, that ain't right, Mr. Wishbone.

Well, we all work hard to get money,
don't we?

Some of us do.

Now, go over and get me
those biscuits, and hurry up.

Yes, sir.

- What you need, Mush?
- That pan of biscuits.

Oh, don't bother yourself.

- I'll get it for you, Mush.
- He told me.

- In a pig's eye he did.
- I'll get them.

- I'll do it for you.
- Who asked for your help?

He was talking to me.

How'd you like a mouth
full of knucklebone for supper?

WISHBONE:
Break it up!

Break it up, I said!

[ALL LAUGH]

If that don't cool you off,
I got another bucket that will.

- You hurt any, Mr. Quince?
- No, but they're gonna be.

Now, look at this mess.

Pick up those biscuits.

MUSHY:
Sorry, Mr. Wishbone.

No, don't pick them up.
I gotta make a new batch.

Well, what are you all
just standing around for?

Clear out of here. There ain't gonna be
any supper for an hour.

You and your money.

It was only an accident,
Mr. Wishbone.

I didn't do it on purpose.

But money's supposed to be good,
ain't it?

Ain't it supposed to?

Supposed to be good.

[MEN YELLING & WHISTLING]

Yo, Quince!

Let's get that lead steer moving.

They're beginning to spread wide.

[MEN YELLING]

A lot of potholes in the middle
and the water's rising fast.

That ain't gonna help any.

No, we can't split the herd
on both sides of the river.

Just keep moving.

Well, you're not singing
this morning.

Money got you worried?

Maybe.

That's one of the big troubles
with having money, all that worry.

Well, I never worried about it before.

You never had it to worry about
before.

I never looked at it that way.

Got any plans
for when you get to Denver?

Buying yourself a new suit?
Things like that?

I don't know exactly.

- I'll do something.
- Something?

You'd think a man with $1,500
in his kick

can have some better idea
of what to do with it than something.

Yes, sir.

Hey, Wish,
you better put keels on them wagon

as you fix on taking them across.

That's real considerate of you
to ride all the way back here

just to tell me that.

Now, what is it you really want?

Well, nothing special.

Just thought maybe Mushy
would let us take a gander

at all that money in the daylight.

How would you like a gander
at a long-handled meat chopper?

Oh, don't get so huffy, Wish.

How about it, Mushy?
Like to show it to us?

I can't, I got it hid away.

Well, I hope you hid it real good
so the rats don't get to it.

Well,
at least they identified themselves.

Now get out of here
and leave him alone.

Well, all right with me
if he don't care what happens.

Oh, wait a minute, Mr. Quince.

What about them rats?

Well, they just like to chaw on money.
Make nests out of it

- and things like that.
- They do?

SCARLET:
I even heard of fellows having money

ruined by water and mold.

Ain't you, Toothless?

Crumbles up just like cornbread.

Oh, my goodness.

QUINCE:
Well, now, you could put it in the bank.

And you just happen to have one
in your hip pocket?

Nope, wouldn't recommend a bank.
Too risky.

They're always getting robbed.

Doggone, I never thought of that.

Oh, I'll bet.

What do you think we ought to do?

Well, Mushy, the onliest thing I know
to do with money is to go into town

and have one wild hairy wingding.

Well, I never did that before.

Tell you what,
I'll go in town and show you how.

No, no. Toothless is just funning
with you, Mushy.

Now, the proper thing to do
with that money

is to invest it
in a good sound proposition.

What's a proposition?

It's how to get your pockets picked
while you're watching.

Mushy,
when are you gonna wake up?

Well, I'm awake, Mr. Wishbone.

They're just trying to be helpful,
that's all.

Helpful?

I'm gonna give you one second
to clear out of here

before I pound you
into those saddles.

Now, wait a minute.
It was only an idea.

Get! Get out of here!

And you, get that thing packed
and get that wagon out of here.

Yes, sir.

Oh!

[MEN YELLING & WHISTLING]

[YELLING & WHISTLING CONTINUE]

Well, come on!

[MEN YELLING]

FAVOR:
Mushy, let's get that wagon moving.

Well, come on!

Let's get some ropes on that wagon!

I'll get it.

QUINCE: We'll save you, Mushy!
TOOTHLESS: We'll save you, Mush!

The supplies, Mr. Quince.

The supplies, Mr. Quince.

Forget the money, Mr. Scarlet.

Forget that money.

Quince, Scarlet, Toothless!

You get back to the herd!

MUSHY:
Get the supplies, Mr. Quince.

Forget that money.

You get back
or I'll break your backs!

MUSHY: You're gonna say nothing
to me, Mr. Wishbone?

I wouldn't mind
even if you said something mean.

You just wait
till Mr. Favor gets back.

He'll say something mean to you.

MUSHY:
Good evening, Mr. Rowdy.

Mr. Favor.

How did it go?

We finally picked up four more

two miles down the stream
off of a sandbar.

Two of them was so stove in
that we had to shoot them.

- Oh, that's 12 we lost.
FAVOR: Yeah.

And I'm afraid I can't save much
of the supplies.

That figures.

Well, we'll just have to make do
till we hit the next town.

And the wagon's pretty beat up.

At least that ain't gonna be
no problem.

Now that Mushy's tucked away
nice and safe,

we'll have plenty of time
to fix the wagon, won't we, Scarlet?

Like, all night, huh, Quince?

Yes, sir.

All right.

Mr. Favor.

Seeing how the wagon got busted
and the supplies all got spoiled,

and them cows dead and--

And you being sore and all,
I'd be glad to pay for everything.

Mushy, let's get this straight.

You put that money away
and you keep it out of my sight.

We've had nothing but trouble
because of that money.

And we ain't gonna have
no more trouble. You got that straight?

Huh?

You better get that straight.

Or you better start looking
for another job.

I'm sorry, Mr. Favor.

[SNORING]

Nice night, ain't it?

I guess so.

Why aren't you sleeping?

I can't sleep, Mr. Wishbone.

I keep seeing Mr. Favor and...

I sure am sorry.

- Here, drink that.
- I ain't thirsty.

Go on, drink it.
It'll make you feel better.

I don't think anything's
gonna make me feel better.

Not as long as I got all that.

Mushy, I guess it's time you learn
the facts of life.

Facts?

Extra money
don't mean extra things.

It just means extra responsibility.

What responsibility?

Did I ever tell you the story
of the rich man and the poor man?

Well, sir, the rich man
and the poor man died

and got up to the pearly gates
at the same time.

But old St. Peter,
he let the rich man in first.

And there was a big party.

Angels and music and singing and--

Well, finally, St. Peter remembered
that poor man back at the gates

and went and let him in.

Only by this time,
the party was all over.

And the poor man says:

"Well,
why don't you throw me a party?"

And St. Peter says,

"Well, poor man like you
comes in here every day.

A rich man don't make it very often.”

Now, that's what I mean
about money, Mushy.

It means

it makes life an awful lot harder
for those that's got it.

It means they gotta take
the responsibility for it.

And if you don't,
that's when the trouble starts.

Just like yesterday.

You understand?

I think so.

So you just remember
and not put your trust in money.

Put your money in trust
and everything will be all right.

Now, you drink that coffee
and get on to bed.

It's gonna be the sun up
before you know it.

Sure will, Mr. Wishbone.

Mr. Wishbone, thank you.

WISHBONE:
Mr. Favor, Rowdy.

- Mr. Favor, look at this.
- Hmm.

I had even forgot he could write.

- What's all the commotion?
- Mushy's run off.

What?

“I'm sorry I did not do very good.

I am going to see Miss Lorelei."

Lorelei.

"So you will not have
to put up on me no more.

For a while. Maybe.

I think.

Fare thee well,
Harkness Mushgrove."

That must be on account
of what you said to him last night.

Well, he had that coming.

Oh, well, then that makes two of us.
I should've kept my big mouth shut.

- Yeah.
- Well, there's nothing much

we can do about it now.

Now, you know,
everything that happened yesterday,

that wasn't all his fault.

Yeah.
It could've happened to anybody.

Maybe.

Yeah. That female scavenger
will pick him clean by noon.

You know,
it's really gonna be a shame

no one's there to kind of look out
for his interest.

All right, all right. You two
bleeding hearts get off my back.

You can go after him, but make sure
you get that money in the bank

before you bring him back.

WISHBONE: Yeah.
ROWDY: Right.

"Fare thee well."

LORELEI:
I'll bet 50.

I'm in.

ROWDY: Excuse us. Excuse us.
WISHBONE: Excuse me.

I bet 200.

- I'll raise you all I got.
- Oh, we're too late.

And he's bet it on a pile of junk.

That gambling fool
didn't even look at his whole card.

Acts like he's trying to give it away.

You know she's got the other jack.

Mushy, you blind idiot.

Mr. Wishbone, Mr. Rowdy.

Well, I'm--
I'll be through here in a minute.

That's a pretty big raise.

You've caught me
a little short on cash.

We'll get your money. It's been nice
seeing you again, Lorelei.

LORELEI: Take your hands
off the table when you're not playing.

Joe, give me a pen.

JOE:
Here you are.

I'm calling your raise.

ROWDY:
Hmm.

LORELEI:
How's the Trailblazer to cover it?

Now let's see
what you're so proud of.

- Wait a minute. Deuces wild?
- That's right.

WISHBONE:
That's five aces. You can't beat it.

Oh, my goodness, I did it again.

- Let's get him out of here.
- Get the money, I'll get Mushy.

- Come on, let's go.
LORELEI: Wait a minute, cowboy.

The game isn't over.

As far as we're concerned it is, Lorelei,
unless you wanna play with matches.

It'll take me a couple of days
to raise some more cash.

I'll tell you something. We'll talk about
it on our way back from the bank.

Fair enough, but how about a drink
to celebrate first?

- No.
- No, thanks.

Everybody, drinks on the house.

Wait a minute now, don't you--?

Don't you consult your partner
before you give away the profits?

You keep pushing, cowboy,
and we'll both forget I'm a lady.

Well, how about it, partner?
Wouldn't you care for a little drink?

Yes, ma’am.
I'd like to have a sarsaparilla.

Well, step right up to the bar.

Thank you.

LORELEI: Joe.
JOE: Yes, ma'am?

LORELEI: Give them all they want.
- Beer.

Beer.

Well, Lorelei, you're all heart.

I even give Christmas baskets
to trail bums.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

You got yourself in a fix, Lorelei.

LORELEI:
Well, I'll get out of it.

There are other games
besides poker.

All I need is a little time.

Walt, we've always been good friends,
haven't we?

Not good enough, but...

I can't win them all either.

That depends.

On what?

Those two cowboys who broke it up,

it would help if they were
out of the way for a little while.

Say, a couple of hours.

There's nothing I can do, Lorelei.

You could put them in jail.

They ain't broken any laws.

Well, think real hard.

They must have tracked dirt
on the boardwalk

or frowned at the mayor.

No.

No, Lorelei, I can't do it.

Well, I guess I'll just have to call in
some IOUs

to make up for the losses.

You know I can't pay them.

I know that, Walt.

And there's nothing I'd like better
than to help you,

but what can I do?

All right.

I'll think of something.

WISHBONE:
Come on, let's go.

- Let's go to the bank, Mushy.
- I don't wanna go.

Would you stop acting foolish
and do like you're told?

But that money caused all this trouble.
I wanna get rid of it.

Well, that's why there's no better place
for it than the bank.

That don't get rid of it.

ROWDY:
Sure it does. You put it in the bank

and it's like you don't have it
anymore.

When you're old, like Wish here,
you got something to fall back on.

Any more smart out of you,
I'm gonna fall all over you.

Now, come on, behave yourself.

LORELEI:
Hold on, partner.

We have things to talk about.
Let's go into the office.

Wait just a minute now.

- He's afraid of the dark.
- Let go of him, you jezebel.

Marshal.

What's the trouble?

Well, my partner and I

were just going into the office
for a private business talk

when these two gentlemen tried
to interfere.

Well, uh...

That your money, mister?

So, what if it isn't?

I believe you'll find
it belongs to my partner here, marshal.

Then give it to him.

Good riddance.

But he's just holding it for me,
marshal.

That'll be up to the judge to decide
when circuit court convenes

day after tomorrow.

- What?
- You're under arrest, both of you.

- Wait just a minute. What charge?
- Attempted theft.

Any more talk,
I may think of something else.

- Let's go, partner.
- I told you we should've got rid of it.

Let's go.

Well, I'm certainly happy
that you were only joking

about arresting Mr. Rowdy
and Mr. Wishbone.

Oh, yes. The marshal said
they laughed about it

all the way back to camp.

Well, I have to do something
SO us businessmen

could have a private talk now,
didn't I?

I didn't want my friends to get in any
trouble on account of that money.

Well, don't worry, Mushy.

You put it in the safe
with your own hands, remember?

Well, all the same, maybe I should've
put it in the bank like they said.

Now, it'll be just as safe in the office.

I'll keep it for you,
and I won't even look at it.

That's awful nice of you, ma’am.

You're welcome to look at it, though,
any time you want to.

Thanks, I'll do that.

Well, Mushy, let's have one final drink
to celebrate our partnership.

Excuse me.

Then you can be on your way

since we both agreed
that I'm going to run the business.

Oh, just while you're away
driving cattle, of course.

Joe, give my partner a drink.
The best.

You bet. What'll it be, sir?

You call me sir?

Why, that's right, sir.
You are the boss.

Well, I'll have a double sarsaparilla.

Coming right up, sir.

How does it feel being a partner,
Mushy?

Real good.

Yes, ma’am.

Now, that's the way I like to see
a big man handle himself.

Yes, ma’am.

Yeah, but I've been thinking.

If I'm an important businessman
and all,

maybe I ought to get some of them
fancy clothes. New suit maybe.

With a stiff collar
and maybe a hardhat.

Well...

That would take money.

You wouldn't mind opening
the strongbox for me, would you?

Oh, no need to bother, Mushy.

I can give you an advance
right out of the cash drawer.

Joe, give Mr. Mushgrove $50.

- Fifty dollars?
- You heard me.

Now, Mushy, let's go right over here,

sit down
and make ourselves comfortable.

- Yes, ma'am.
- There you are.

Joe, bring over
some of that free lunch. A lot of it.

You could eat a little something
before you go back to camp,

- couldn't you, Mushy?
- Yes, ma'am.

Girls, come over here
and meet your new boss.

They've just been dying
to get better acquainted.

- Well, now, isn't he just the nicest?
- I'll say he is.

Whoever heard
of a handsome boss?

You just eat, drink and be merry, baby,
because tomorrow's a long way off.

JOE: Here comes lunch. Look out.
- Right here.

Kelly, watch yourself. There we are.

- There you are.
- There you are, Mushy.

And here's 10, 30, $50.

We wouldn't want you to think

we don't take good care of the boss,
Mushy.

I guess I'm the luckiest man
in the world.

Why don't you eat something,
honey?

MUSHY:

[WOMEN LAUGH]

I'll bet she's got him plucked cleaner
than a boiled chicken by now.

Yeah, well, I ain't worried about him.

It's us I'm worried about.

We did save one thing
out of the deal.

Look at that.

- Hey, that's the deed she signed.
- Yeah.

- How did you get this?
- Well, I asked for it, of course.

Hm. Didn't by any chance light-finger
anything else, did you?

Like enough money
to bail us out of this trap?

No.

Well, I did lift this watch off of him.

I gave it to him for his birthday.

I wasn't gonna let her steal it too.

Yes, well, now we can just count
the hours till this trial begins.

[SIGHS]

MARSHAL:
All right, you boys can be on your way.

ROWDY:
How come?

Let's say I'm campaigning for votes.

Gun belts are on the rack
in the office.

Where's Mushy?

Your wealthy friend?
Last time I saw him,

he was cutting a wide swath
through Tate's clothing store.

Come on, maybe it's isn't too late.

Thanks for the hospitality, marshal.

You got the friendliest bedbugs
I've ever seen.

Yeah, the whole town brims
with friendship, don't it?

Of course,
that could change any minute.

Was I you, I'd leave right now.

All three of you.

WISHBONE:
Mushy.

What are you fellas doing here?

Looking for you,
you dandified jackass.

Well, Miss Lorelei said
you went back to camp.

Never mind that.
You got any money left?

Well, yes, sir, Mr. Rowdy.

About a dollar and 40 cents.

I don't feel so good, I'd better--

What'd she do, poison you?

No, sir.

Must've been that last turkey leg
I had.

It couldn't have been
the ham and roast beef.

Or them pickles. They wouldn't
have upset me none particularly.

- I can't go on no more.
- Well, I'm surprised you got this far.

What happened to the rest
of the money?

Well, I bought everything I wanted.

And a lot of things
I never even heard of.

And I spent the money so fast,
it came up $4880.

And the rest of the money
is in Miss Lorelei's strongbox.

- Oh.
- She promised to save it for me.

Oh, then that finishes that.

Yeah.

I wouldn't be too sure, Wish.

Don't forget we got this here paper.

Oh, well, it's probably worthless.

Yeah?

Well, when I get through
with that female road agent,

she's gonna wish it was.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

Well, well, well,
if this isn't a pleasant surprise.

Well, what's going on here?

Yeah, just step right in
and enjoy some real Texas hospitality.

Free drinks on the inside.

[CROWD CLAMORING]

LORELEI:
Joe, have you gone out of your mind?

Well, it's none of my doing,
Miss Lorelei.

Fella there in the office
is giving the orders.

He's got papers and everything.

Oh.

[CLAMORING CONTINUES]

Oh, hello, partner.

You're no partner of mine.
Get back to work, girls.

I was just getting to know the help.

You can cry about it
on the way out, cowboy.

Afraid I won't be going, Lorelei.

See this here deed that you signed

- over to Mushy?
- Well, that--

That's right,
it's the deed to this place.

Got your signature on it.

Now, you see, Mushy, he...

He thought the pace was getting
a little too fast,

so he signed it over to me.

Hey, gee, that makes me half owner
of the Trailblazer now, doesn't it?

And I suppose those free drinks
outside

are an example
of how you expect the place to be run?

Well, no. Now, you see,
it's Big Foot Wallace day.

Big Foot Wallace,
he was a Texas hero.

And being a loyal Texan, you see,
I've gotta honor it.

Well, all right, you've had your fun.
I'm turning off the celebration.

Hold on, partner.

I recall reading somewhere

that the decision of one partner
is binding to the other.

- Right?
- What about it?

Well, I gave the order to keep
those drinks flowing till we're all out.

Now, you weren't around when
that decision was handed down, so...

You just kind of gotta go along
with it.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Come in.

- Yates?
ROWDY: Yeah, come right in.

- Which walls you want knocked out?
- Well, you see, it's this one here.

I thought we'd maybe knock it out
and stick it back about 30 feet.

Oh, well, that would be easy.
We'll just get--

You get out of here!

Wait a minute, partner.

You don't understand.
I'm just trying to help out around here.

I thought we'd push this wall back,

make a real high-class gaming room
out of it.

Put in some roulette wheels and one
of those chuck-a-luck, faro outfits.

Do you have any idea
how much that can cost?

Mm-hm. Yeah, I do.

I figure

around the neighborhood of $1,500?

Nothing to worry about, reverend.
He's gonna be fine, just fine.

Well, the wages of gluttony
take a heavy toll.

Have you considered
turpentine and sugar?

Uh-oh.

Quit moaning, Mushy.

You really think so, reverend?
The turpentine and sugar.

No doubt about it.

Why, I've seen horses
with a sprung fetlock

get a dose of that stuff
come up kicking on all fours.

What did I tell you?

You ought to pay more attention
to me.

Oh, I'm going to from now on,
Mr. Wishbone. I promise.

You sure you ain't gonna stay mad
at me?

Of course not.
What do I got to be mad at you for?

Well, the money.

It's an awful thing, ain't it?

Amen, brother.

Well, it isn't that bad.

Well, you and Mr. Rowdy
taking care of me

and looking after me like this
when I'm in trouble,

and I let them put you in jail.

Dreadful sin when a man finds
enough meanness in him

to turn from his friends.

Well, it wasn't really his meanness.
You see, it was that woman.

Oh, no, that money changed
everything, Mr. Wishbone.

All them things I bought,
I never enjoyed one of them.

Why, I...

I should've given the money
to the reverend for the new church.

Mushy, will you quit running off
with the mouth?

The Lord loves a cheerful giver.

But you can see
he isn't really that cheerful.

Yes, I am, Mr. Wishbone.

Well, just knowing that that money
ain't around anymore,

I'm beginning to be awful cheerful.

Well, here you are, Mushy.

I got the money back for you.

Lorelei just bought out your share.

Oh, no!

No?

Glory be.

Well, you take it, reverend,
for the new church.

Please.

What? After all the trouble I went
to get it back?

But ain't it right to do something
for the Lord, Mr. Rowdy?

He does a lot for us.

Answer him, you heathen.

Well, yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

Well,
I appreciate all you've done for me,

saving all the money and everything,

but I ain't none too smart
to know what to do with it.

Besides...

Well,
I got my friends and a job and...

And a new suit.

And there ain't nothing else I need
in the whole world.

The Lord dealt you a pat hand,
didn't he, son?

Yes, sir.

I guess he did.

Now you're giving it back to him.

Thank you, son.

And thank you too, brothers.

For sharing your friend's
blessed moment of charity.

Well, we was glad to do it.

Well, first thing I'm gonna buy with this
is a big supply of shovels.

Have to dig a good deep hole
for the foundation.

Oh, and you're all welcome
to join me.

- Shovels?
REVEREND: Digging.

Good and deep.

Oh, heh, heh.

Well, thank you, reverend.
No, but we gotta back to the herd.

Yeah, you see I gotta make supper
for the herd. I mean, the men.

The drovers.

Maybe later.

Well, I wouldn't mind digging a little.

Then you can dig a hole
and bury that suit in it.

Now, come on. Let's get out of here.
Bye.

A man really doesn't have to dig
to show the goodness in his heart,

does he?

[COWS MOOING]

SCARLET:
Wish, are you sure?

Sure of what?

About Mushy there. He couldn't have
given away all that money, could he?

He not only could, he did.

Now, that means you parasites

are gonna have to find yourself
a new proposition.

Fifteen hundred dollars.

Well, we still got time
for a little penny ante.

It sure is good to be back,
Mr. Wishbone.

You're not gonna be back very long
if you don't get out of that suit.

Mr. Wishbone, you know, I won't have
to wait too long at the pearly gates.

Mushy, I said get out of that suit.

Sure thing.

It sure is good to be back, Mr. Quince.
Mr. Scarlet.

Yup.

- Playing poker?
- Some call it that.

Can I sit in?

I thought you said
you gave all that money away?

I didn't give it all away.

I got a dollar left.

Well, that's better than nothing.

Here, you can deal.

You know how to play
seven-card stud?

I've heard it mentioned
a couple of times.

Deuces wild?

You're dealing.

One, one,

one, one.

Two, two,

two, two.

Three, three,

three, three.

Rowdy.

Head them up!

Move them out!

[MEN YELLING]