Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:25,608 --> 00:00:26,776
Gotcha.
2
00:00:32,715 --> 00:00:34,717
Hey!
3
00:00:37,086 --> 00:00:38,588
There you go!
4
00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:43,493
Oh, fuck.
5
00:00:43,493 --> 00:00:44,360
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
6
00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:45,428
Hmm.
7
00:00:45,428 --> 00:00:47,930
Fuck, fuck.
8
00:00:47,930 --> 00:00:49,932
Anybody need anything...
9
00:00:49,932 --> 00:00:51,000
Loofahed?
10
00:00:58,441 --> 00:01:00,977
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa
11
00:01:00,977 --> 00:01:01,878
claus.
12
00:01:14,490 --> 00:01:15,591
You want it?
13
00:01:15,591 --> 00:01:16,826
You want it?
14
00:01:20,430 --> 00:01:21,130
Mama.
15
00:01:21,130 --> 00:01:22,632
Ooh, yeah.
16
00:01:22,632 --> 00:01:25,868
Yeah!
17
00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:28,738
Agh!
18
00:01:28,738 --> 00:01:29,605
Mom?
19
00:01:29,605 --> 00:01:31,140
Pee wee!
20
00:01:31,140 --> 00:01:33,576
Will you stop jerking off?
21
00:01:34,811 --> 00:01:35,878
Jesus, pee wee, give it a
22
00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:36,746
rest.
23
00:01:36,746 --> 00:01:37,814
I'm not even going to ask why
24
00:01:37,814 --> 00:01:38,681
you said, "mom."
25
00:01:38,681 --> 00:01:40,049
Don't you ever knock?
26
00:01:40,049 --> 00:01:40,917
No, I don't.
27
00:01:40,917 --> 00:01:41,918
You've been home from college
28
00:01:41,918 --> 00:01:43,019
for two weeks and you haven't
29
00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:44,153
done a damn thing but jerk off.
30
00:01:44,153 --> 00:01:45,488
You're to be at your uncle's by
31
00:01:45,488 --> 00:01:46,589
noon.
32
00:01:49,659 --> 00:01:51,728
Oh, that's good.
33
00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:56,099
That feel good?
34
00:02:01,170 --> 00:02:02,572
Here's to another summer,
35
00:02:02,572 --> 00:02:05,141
Tommy.
36
00:02:05,141 --> 00:02:06,576
Hey!
37
00:02:06,576 --> 00:02:07,477
Yo, pee wee.
38
00:02:07,477 --> 00:02:08,711
How's it hanging, kid?
39
00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:09,712
Barely.
40
00:02:09,712 --> 00:02:11,180
Fuck you.
41
00:02:11,180 --> 00:02:12,415
What's wrong, pee wee?
42
00:02:12,415 --> 00:02:13,816
It's my mom.
43
00:02:13,816 --> 00:02:15,418
She's hassling me to get a job
44
00:02:15,418 --> 00:02:16,085
even though I'm already
45
00:02:16,085 --> 00:02:16,953
house-sitting for my uncle
46
00:02:16,953 --> 00:02:17,820
Howard, but she says that
47
00:02:17,820 --> 00:02:18,688
doesn't count.
48
00:02:18,688 --> 00:02:19,689
Isn't your uncle Howard the
49
00:02:19,689 --> 00:02:20,690
one with the place on angel
50
00:02:20,690 --> 00:02:21,557
beach?
51
00:02:21,557 --> 00:02:22,859
Don't even think about it.
52
00:02:22,859 --> 00:02:25,695
It's worth a try.
53
00:02:25,695 --> 00:02:26,796
Besides, there's no girls
54
00:02:26,796 --> 00:02:27,663
anywhere.
55
00:02:27,663 --> 00:02:28,898
Where the hell is everybody?
56
00:02:28,898 --> 00:02:30,533
Well, I heard Wendy went to
57
00:02:30,533 --> 00:02:31,701
Italy for the summer with the
58
00:02:31,701 --> 00:02:32,835
new boyfriend.
59
00:02:32,835 --> 00:02:33,736
God, I'm gonna miss those
60
00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:34,604
taters.
61
00:02:34,604 --> 00:02:35,538
Thanks, Tommy, rub it in, why
62
00:02:35,538 --> 00:02:36,205
don't you, huh?
63
00:02:36,205 --> 00:02:37,106
Sorry.
64
00:02:37,106 --> 00:02:38,107
Well, you know, pee wee,
65
00:02:38,107 --> 00:02:39,642
maybe if your dick was bigger,
66
00:02:39,642 --> 00:02:40,843
she would've hung around.
67
00:02:40,843 --> 00:02:42,578
I mean, she gave a hell of a
68
00:02:42,578 --> 00:02:43,446
blow job.
69
00:02:43,446 --> 00:02:44,113
Swallower.
70
00:02:44,113 --> 00:02:45,548
Oh, and she loved anal.
71
00:02:45,548 --> 00:02:46,616
Very generous.
72
00:02:46,616 --> 00:02:47,950
She had a monster butthole.
73
00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:48,818
Okay, I get it.
74
00:02:48,818 --> 00:02:49,986
Thanks.
75
00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:10,773
Hey, uncle Howard.
76
00:03:10,773 --> 00:03:12,041
Whoa, whoa, whoa, pee wee.
77
00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:13,209
Keep those dick beaters away
78
00:03:13,209 --> 00:03:14,710
from me.
79
00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:15,778
Your mom said she caught you
80
00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:16,946
jerking it this morning.
81
00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,714
Oh, sorry.
82
00:03:18,714 --> 00:03:21,017
Listen, pee wee, I'm really glad
83
00:03:21,017 --> 00:03:22,185
you'll be here keeping an eye on
84
00:03:22,185 --> 00:03:24,120
my things while I'm gone instead
85
00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,488
of some stranger.
86
00:03:25,488 --> 00:03:28,724
Now that is $1,000.
87
00:03:28,724 --> 00:03:30,126
That's for watching my place.
88
00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:31,260
I wanted you to have it in
89
00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:32,528
advance.
90
00:03:32,528 --> 00:03:34,030
Thanks, uncle Howard.
91
00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:36,032
Take care of my place, pee
92
00:03:36,032 --> 00:03:38,601
wee.
93
00:03:38,601 --> 00:03:39,936
You got nothing to worry
94
00:03:39,936 --> 00:03:41,070
about.
95
00:03:41,070 --> 00:03:43,506
You can count on me.
96
00:03:45,541 --> 00:03:46,976
I know.
97
00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:48,644
I know.
98
00:03:53,716 --> 00:03:55,017
Thank you.
99
00:03:58,754 --> 00:04:00,289
Well, this day really sucked
100
00:04:00,289 --> 00:04:01,858
dick, boys.
101
00:04:01,858 --> 00:04:02,725
All right, you know what?
102
00:04:02,725 --> 00:04:03,593
This is serious now.
103
00:04:03,593 --> 00:04:04,660
I need to get laid.
104
00:04:04,660 --> 00:04:05,561
It's been like two years.
105
00:04:05,561 --> 00:04:06,629
It's the longest I've ever gone
106
00:04:06,629 --> 00:04:07,296
without it.
107
00:04:07,296 --> 00:04:08,998
Besides that 17-year stint
108
00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:10,032
you had before you had that
109
00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:11,300
one-night stand with Wendy?
110
00:04:12,201 --> 00:04:13,736
Yeah, you're right.
111
00:04:13,736 --> 00:04:15,304
I'm such a loser.
112
00:04:15,304 --> 00:04:17,173
Hey, only when compared to
113
00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:18,608
other guys.
114
00:04:18,608 --> 00:04:19,842
Cheer up, babe, there's always
115
00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:22,011
porky's.
116
00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:23,312
Porky's?
117
00:04:23,312 --> 00:04:24,313
That's a mob joint.
118
00:04:24,313 --> 00:04:25,548
Anyone who messes with porky
119
00:04:25,548 --> 00:04:26,782
gets seriously fucked up.
120
00:04:26,782 --> 00:04:27,750
Come on, pee wee, don't be
121
00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:28,618
such a worrywart.
122
00:04:28,618 --> 00:04:29,886
They got a whole new setup over
123
00:04:29,886 --> 00:04:30,953
there, new manager, new girls,
124
00:04:30,953 --> 00:04:31,821
new everything.
125
00:04:31,821 --> 00:04:32,755
I even hear they got porn stars
126
00:04:32,755 --> 00:04:33,623
now.
127
00:04:34,290 --> 00:04:35,157
Porn.
128
00:04:35,157 --> 00:04:36,993
I don't know, Tommy.
129
00:04:36,993 --> 00:04:38,661
Are you even considering
130
00:04:38,661 --> 00:04:39,929
meat's feelings here?
131
00:04:39,929 --> 00:04:41,697
Yeah, what about me?
132
00:04:41,697 --> 00:04:42,865
What about you?
133
00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:44,267
You've got a cock the size of a
134
00:04:44,267 --> 00:04:45,268
sledgehammer, and you're leaving
135
00:04:45,268 --> 00:04:46,168
for the Navy at the end of the
136
00:04:46,168 --> 00:04:47,036
summer.
137
00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:48,070
That's practically a license for
138
00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:48,938
pussy.
139
00:04:48,938 --> 00:04:49,972
Bullshit!
140
00:04:49,972 --> 00:04:51,307
I haven't been laid since Wendy
141
00:04:51,307 --> 00:04:52,742
either, okay?
142
00:04:52,742 --> 00:04:54,277
Look, I'm horny as hell, and i'm
143
00:04:54,277 --> 00:04:55,578
not too proud to drive all the
144
00:04:55,578 --> 00:04:56,646
way out to bumfuck to pay for
145
00:04:56,646 --> 00:04:57,847
it.
146
00:04:57,847 --> 00:04:58,848
So what do you think, pee
147
00:04:58,848 --> 00:05:01,717
wee?
148
00:05:01,717 --> 00:05:04,053
Give me pussy or give me
149
00:05:04,053 --> 00:05:06,122
death.
150
00:05:14,864 --> 00:05:15,731
Let's go!
151
00:05:15,731 --> 00:05:16,799
Let's go, boys.
152
00:05:16,799 --> 00:05:19,669
Pee wee just blew his wad.
153
00:05:19,669 --> 00:05:21,203
Wait up, twinkle toes.
154
00:05:21,203 --> 00:05:23,372
Oh, my god.
155
00:05:23,372 --> 00:05:24,974
Tina toppers is here?
156
00:05:24,974 --> 00:05:26,242
Wow, I've seen all her
157
00:05:26,242 --> 00:05:27,176
movies.
158
00:05:27,176 --> 00:05:28,277
That's right, guest star
159
00:05:28,277 --> 00:05:29,345
pussy, and it's all for sale, my
160
00:05:29,345 --> 00:05:30,212
friend.
161
00:05:30,212 --> 00:05:31,614
All you got to do is name your
162
00:05:31,614 --> 00:05:33,382
price.
163
00:05:33,382 --> 00:05:35,384
That's beautiful, Tommy.
164
00:05:35,384 --> 00:05:37,053
I know, buddy.
165
00:05:37,053 --> 00:05:38,321
I know.
166
00:05:38,321 --> 00:05:39,855
Let's get dinner, boys.
167
00:05:39,855 --> 00:05:40,923
All right!
168
00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:42,825
Come on, boys!
169
00:05:42,825 --> 00:05:43,759
( Rock music playing, indistinct
170
00:05:43,759 --> 00:05:45,628
conversations )
171
00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,311
Thank you for the bounty i'm
172
00:06:02,311 --> 00:06:03,746
about to receive.
173
00:06:27,803 --> 00:06:28,871
Go on back.
174
00:06:28,871 --> 00:06:30,072
Yeah, thanks.
175
00:06:31,273 --> 00:06:32,708
Bummer, the line for Tina
176
00:06:32,708 --> 00:06:34,343
toppers is way long.
177
00:06:34,343 --> 00:06:35,678
Oh, I bet it's worth it,
178
00:06:35,678 --> 00:06:38,714
though.
179
00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:45,421
Thanks, you're very nice.
180
00:06:45,421 --> 00:06:49,358
Not for me.
181
00:06:49,358 --> 00:06:51,060
All right, boys, let's get some
182
00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:53,195
drinks.
183
00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:55,331
Bartender, round of beers for me
184
00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:57,800
and my boys, please.
185
00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,335
36.
186
00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:01,003
Pee?
187
00:07:01,003 --> 00:07:02,038
I don't know why I even
188
00:07:02,038 --> 00:07:02,938
mentioned the money.
189
00:07:02,938 --> 00:07:06,475
But you did.
190
00:07:06,475 --> 00:07:08,010
Hey, wanna party?
191
00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:09,211
No, really, I'm good.
192
00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:11,781
You're cute, though.
193
00:07:11,781 --> 00:07:13,182
Whatever.
194
00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:14,884
Tip included.
195
00:07:14,884 --> 00:07:16,152
Cheers.
196
00:07:18,821 --> 00:07:21,123
Hey, dad.
197
00:07:21,123 --> 00:07:22,358
Hey, baby, how's school?
198
00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:24,093
Getting as.
199
00:07:24,093 --> 00:07:24,994
That's great.
200
00:07:24,994 --> 00:07:26,028
You know, I was talking to
201
00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:26,929
Tina last night.
202
00:07:26,929 --> 00:07:28,330
This place could be such a gold
203
00:07:28,330 --> 00:07:29,198
mine.
204
00:07:29,198 --> 00:07:30,499
Shelly, this is the best
205
00:07:30,499 --> 00:07:31,434
hump and dump west of the
206
00:07:31,434 --> 00:07:32,301
Mississippi.
207
00:07:32,301 --> 00:07:34,336
I mean, this is a man's
208
00:07:34,336 --> 00:07:35,304
business, baby.
209
00:07:35,304 --> 00:07:37,173
Trust me, I know what a guy
210
00:07:37,173 --> 00:07:38,340
wants.
211
00:07:38,340 --> 00:07:40,009
Not as much as Tina does.
212
00:07:40,009 --> 00:07:41,077
You know, every time you talk
213
00:07:41,077 --> 00:07:42,411
to that tinseltown twat--
214
00:07:42,411 --> 00:07:43,412
she's one of the biggest
215
00:07:43,412 --> 00:07:44,847
names in adult entertainment.
216
00:07:44,847 --> 00:07:46,248
That's exactly what I said--
217
00:07:46,248 --> 00:07:48,084
tinseltown twat.
218
00:07:48,084 --> 00:07:49,852
And she's getting her phd in
219
00:07:49,852 --> 00:07:50,853
sexual studies.
220
00:07:50,853 --> 00:07:51,921
She's no idiot.
221
00:07:51,921 --> 00:07:53,355
She could be the next Dr. Ruth.
222
00:07:53,355 --> 00:07:55,825
Right, Dr. Root me six ways
223
00:07:55,825 --> 00:07:56,759
from sundown.
224
00:07:56,759 --> 00:07:57,960
Hey, dad, you should be
225
00:07:57,960 --> 00:07:58,928
listening to her.
226
00:07:58,928 --> 00:08:00,129
She's a lot smarter than you
227
00:08:00,129 --> 00:08:01,130
think.
228
00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:02,164
Why?
229
00:08:02,164 --> 00:08:03,099
Why?
230
00:08:03,099 --> 00:08:04,400
Please, this place is a dump.
231
00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:05,935
You need to upscale.
232
00:08:05,935 --> 00:08:07,436
Work conditions are terrible--
233
00:08:07,436 --> 00:08:09,438
long hours, lousy pay, no
234
00:08:09,438 --> 00:08:10,406
health care.
235
00:08:10,406 --> 00:08:12,074
Since you took over, dad, staff
236
00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:13,342
turnover has nearly doubled from
237
00:08:13,342 --> 00:08:14,944
when uncle Cyrus had the place.
238
00:08:14,944 --> 00:08:16,545
Please, don't mention that
239
00:08:16,545 --> 00:08:17,546
dumbass's name.
240
00:08:17,546 --> 00:08:18,781
He almost ruined the joint.
241
00:08:18,781 --> 00:08:19,815
You're going to do the same
242
00:08:19,815 --> 00:08:20,816
thing if you don't make some
243
00:08:20,816 --> 00:08:22,284
changes.
244
00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:24,286
So I wrote you up a new business
245
00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:26,355
plan.
246
00:08:26,355 --> 00:08:29,325
Take a look.
247
00:08:29,325 --> 00:08:32,328
Oh, Shelly, I'm swamped here.
248
00:08:32,328 --> 00:08:33,996
Yeah, I'll-- I'll look at it.
249
00:08:33,996 --> 00:08:35,564
When I have time, I will, I
250
00:08:35,564 --> 00:08:36,499
promise.
251
00:08:43,005 --> 00:08:44,240
Get some help?
252
00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,441
Gentlemen!
253
00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:47,276
Let me interest you in our
254
00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:49,812
world-famous porkettes.
255
00:08:53,149 --> 00:08:54,283
Come on, girls, it's
256
00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:56,051
showtime.
257
00:09:01,257 --> 00:09:03,292
All the way from Pittsburgh,
258
00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:04,293
we got Leah.
259
00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:05,895
Leah lost her sense of taste and
260
00:09:05,895 --> 00:09:07,830
smell in a small fire, so don't
261
00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:09,231
be afraid to ask for a little
262
00:09:09,231 --> 00:09:10,266
a.t.m.
263
00:09:10,266 --> 00:09:12,101
She got the mouth.
264
00:09:12,101 --> 00:09:13,369
Uh-huh.
265
00:09:13,369 --> 00:09:16,172
Next we have crystal all the way
266
00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:17,506
from Atlanta.
267
00:09:17,506 --> 00:09:19,475
Crystal prefers to use the back
268
00:09:19,475 --> 00:09:20,342
door.
269
00:09:22,444 --> 00:09:23,312
What can I say?
270
00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:24,847
She's catholic.
271
00:09:24,847 --> 00:09:26,615
Next we have Jenny.
272
00:09:26,615 --> 00:09:27,883
Jenny's a sweet thing from
273
00:09:27,883 --> 00:09:29,618
Oklahoma.
274
00:09:29,618 --> 00:09:31,320
She looks young, doesn't she?
275
00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,355
Dentures.
276
00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:36,592
Out, easy access.
277
00:09:36,592 --> 00:09:39,228
Then we have Brenda.
278
00:09:39,228 --> 00:09:41,497
Brenda's a local girl, hot,
279
00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:43,365
corn-fed, and ready for a
280
00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:44,867
three-hole punch.
281
00:09:44,867 --> 00:09:46,202
I'll suck that dick, baby!
282
00:09:46,202 --> 00:09:47,169
Three?
283
00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:49,505
I want those two.
284
00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:50,873
How about you, big boy?
285
00:09:50,873 --> 00:09:52,174
You made your selection?
286
00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:53,609
She is the most beautiful
287
00:09:53,609 --> 00:09:55,411
girl I've ever seen.
288
00:09:55,411 --> 00:09:57,046
Tonight.
289
00:09:57,046 --> 00:09:59,248
What about you?
290
00:09:59,248 --> 00:10:00,249
No, I'm good, got laid
291
00:10:00,249 --> 00:10:01,317
yesterday morning.
292
00:10:01,317 --> 00:10:03,485
Dad's cleaning lady, she got a
293
00:10:03,485 --> 00:10:04,353
thing for me.
294
00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:05,921
Dude, she's like 60.
295
00:10:05,921 --> 00:10:07,623
She's 58, tight as a drum,
296
00:10:07,623 --> 00:10:08,891
and howls like a banshee.
297
00:10:08,891 --> 00:10:10,993
Don't worry about me, I'm good.
298
00:10:10,993 --> 00:10:12,127
Who do we pay?
299
00:10:12,127 --> 00:10:14,263
You pay me, boys.
300
00:10:14,263 --> 00:10:15,898
Well, we'd like to pay for
301
00:10:15,898 --> 00:10:16,599
a little fun with some of your
302
00:10:16,599 --> 00:10:17,533
girls tonight, if you don't
303
00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:18,400
mind.
304
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,335
Oh, you boys wanna party with
305
00:10:19,335 --> 00:10:20,502
my girls, huh?
306
00:10:20,502 --> 00:10:21,470
Yeah.
307
00:10:21,470 --> 00:10:23,639
I don't know.
308
00:10:23,639 --> 00:10:25,341
You look like a bunch of rich
309
00:10:25,341 --> 00:10:26,909
angel beach pussies to me.
310
00:10:26,909 --> 00:10:27,910
You're half right.
311
00:10:27,910 --> 00:10:28,944
We're not rich.
312
00:10:30,246 --> 00:10:31,981
That's gonna be $250 an hour
313
00:10:31,981 --> 00:10:32,915
for each of you.
314
00:10:32,915 --> 00:10:34,016
None for me, thanks.
315
00:10:34,016 --> 00:10:35,150
I'll take two.
316
00:10:35,150 --> 00:10:36,252
Well, all right, little
317
00:10:36,252 --> 00:10:37,219
buddy.
318
00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:38,220
It's gonna be 750.
319
00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,221
You got the cash?
320
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,390
Oh, yeah, you know, um...
321
00:10:44,193 --> 00:10:45,427
Keep on counting.
322
00:10:48,197 --> 00:10:50,299
There you are.
323
00:10:50,299 --> 00:10:51,300
Now that's what I call a
324
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:53,402
wad, ladies.
325
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,938
My little man!
326
00:10:55,938 --> 00:10:57,506
You know what they say-- little
327
00:10:57,506 --> 00:10:59,708
man, little dick.
328
00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:01,143
I'm just messing with you,
329
00:11:01,143 --> 00:11:02,578
playing around.
330
00:11:02,578 --> 00:11:03,445
That's what we do here.
331
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:04,513
It's a men's club.
332
00:11:04,513 --> 00:11:05,581
Can I play with the girls
333
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:07,082
now?
334
00:11:08,317 --> 00:11:10,653
We only have one rule.
335
00:11:10,653 --> 00:11:12,454
Don't cum in our eyes, you got
336
00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:15,291
it?
337
00:11:15,291 --> 00:11:16,492
Mmm.
338
00:11:16,492 --> 00:11:19,461
God, you're so hot.
339
00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:23,966
You want us to give you,
340
00:11:23,966 --> 00:11:25,567
like, the girlfriend experience?
341
00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:29,104
We can make you hot.
342
00:11:29,104 --> 00:11:31,740
Lay down.
343
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,149
Oh, yes.
344
00:11:41,383 --> 00:11:42,251
Take that bra off.
345
00:11:42,251 --> 00:11:44,286
Dear lord, as you know,
346
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:45,521
ordinarily, I'm not a praying
347
00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:46,388
man.
348
00:11:46,388 --> 00:11:47,489
I mean, god knows I should be,
349
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:48,390
but...
350
00:11:48,390 --> 00:11:49,625
Oh, yeah.
351
00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:50,759
If you could see your way
352
00:11:50,759 --> 00:11:52,628
clear to letting me last longer
353
00:11:52,628 --> 00:11:54,596
than a minute, I promise I will
354
00:11:54,596 --> 00:11:56,532
go to church every s-- oh, my
355
00:11:56,532 --> 00:11:58,334
god.
356
00:12:01,236 --> 00:12:02,571
Oh, yeah, grab my ass.
357
00:12:02,571 --> 00:12:04,540
I love your ass.
358
00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:08,043
Oh, yeah.
359
00:12:12,081 --> 00:12:13,349
Can you believe that little
360
00:12:13,349 --> 00:12:14,583
peckerhead thinks he's gonna
361
00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:17,319
bang two of my girls at once?
362
00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:18,287
Little man said he wanted the
363
00:12:18,287 --> 00:12:19,355
second girl there for when he
364
00:12:19,355 --> 00:12:20,322
wore the first girl out.
365
00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:21,190
Oh, shit.
366
00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:27,663
This seat taken?
367
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,765
Saving it for you.
368
00:12:33,035 --> 00:12:34,103
Can I get you a drink?
369
00:12:34,103 --> 00:12:35,604
No, thanks.
370
00:12:38,273 --> 00:12:41,377
So you come here often?
371
00:12:41,377 --> 00:12:45,080
You can do better than that.
372
00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,148
Sorry, you just don't seem
373
00:12:46,148 --> 00:12:47,216
like the type to come to
374
00:12:47,216 --> 00:12:50,219
porky's.
375
00:12:50,219 --> 00:12:52,788
You kind of do.
376
00:12:52,788 --> 00:12:54,223
Thanks a lot.
377
00:12:54,223 --> 00:12:57,526
You're welcome.
378
00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:58,827
Excuse me.
379
00:12:58,827 --> 00:13:01,196
Ladies, hi.
380
00:13:01,196 --> 00:13:02,297
Don't you think I should be in
381
00:13:02,297 --> 00:13:03,265
on this?
382
00:13:03,265 --> 00:13:04,833
Little bit of action for the guy
383
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,301
with the money?
384
00:13:06,301 --> 00:13:07,836
Kind of deep pockets over here,
385
00:13:07,836 --> 00:13:08,837
big client!
386
00:13:08,837 --> 00:13:10,839
By the way, my name's meat.
387
00:13:10,839 --> 00:13:12,541
I know.
388
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,209
Your father used to clean our
389
00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:15,344
pool.
390
00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:18,113
Hey, did he gain some weight?
391
00:13:18,113 --> 00:13:19,248
Yeah.
392
00:13:19,248 --> 00:13:22,251
Oh, god, you're beautiful.
393
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:27,723
Yeah.
394
00:13:33,162 --> 00:13:34,163
What am I supposed to do with
395
00:13:34,163 --> 00:13:34,830
that?
396
00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:35,798
Look at me.
397
00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:37,566
Does the term "log splitter"
398
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:38,700
mean anything to you?
399
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:40,102
Okay, I'm gonna have to measure
400
00:13:40,102 --> 00:13:40,803
it.
401
00:13:40,803 --> 00:13:42,504
Be my guest.
402
00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:47,142
All right, I've got three
403
00:13:47,142 --> 00:13:50,212
levels, normal, big--
404
00:13:50,212 --> 00:13:51,647
and meat.
405
00:13:59,788 --> 00:14:01,290
Hell, no.
406
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:02,591
I'm actually chaperoning
407
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:05,194
while my friends, you know, do
408
00:14:05,194 --> 00:14:06,695
their thing.
409
00:14:06,695 --> 00:14:07,796
One of them's joining the Navy,
410
00:14:07,796 --> 00:14:09,198
and we wanted to give him a nice
411
00:14:09,198 --> 00:14:10,132
send-off.
412
00:14:10,132 --> 00:14:12,534
Oh, how sweet of you.
413
00:14:12,534 --> 00:14:13,602
Yeah?
414
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:14,470
Yeah.
415
00:14:14,470 --> 00:14:15,771
So how's your summer?
416
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,539
Any plans?
417
00:14:17,539 --> 00:14:19,174
Not a damn thing.
418
00:14:19,174 --> 00:14:20,509
Bored as hell.
419
00:14:20,509 --> 00:14:21,610
Well, maybe we can do
420
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,580
something sometime...
421
00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:27,282
To cure your boredom.
422
00:14:27,282 --> 00:14:28,484
Smooth.
423
00:14:32,154 --> 00:14:32,821
Excuse me?
424
00:14:33,722 --> 00:14:36,692
Hi.
425
00:14:36,692 --> 00:14:37,860
Ladies, can I please--
426
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:41,763
fuck off!
427
00:14:41,763 --> 00:14:44,633
Oh, yeah.
428
00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:45,767
Mmm, you know I love that
429
00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:46,635
tongue.
430
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,370
Jackpot.
431
00:15:14,630 --> 00:15:17,933
Ooh, thank you.
432
00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:18,834
No.
433
00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:19,835
Come on, I'm joining the
434
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:20,702
Navy.
435
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:21,703
I mean, who knows how long it'll
436
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:22,571
be.
437
00:15:22,571 --> 00:15:23,605
I don't care.
438
00:15:23,605 --> 00:15:25,307
I'm not a sock puppet.
439
00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:33,916
But maybe I could peel the
440
00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:36,618
banana and make it cry.
441
00:15:36,618 --> 00:15:38,253
How about a blow job?
442
00:15:42,891 --> 00:15:44,893
Oh, yeah.
443
00:15:44,893 --> 00:15:46,962
Okay.
444
00:15:46,962 --> 00:15:48,230
But I got one rule-- don't make
445
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:49,398
me deep throat.
446
00:15:49,398 --> 00:15:50,399
You got it.
447
00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:53,468
You touch my head, it's over.
448
00:15:53,468 --> 00:15:55,704
Okay.
449
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:56,872
Talk to the gland, baby.
450
00:15:56,872 --> 00:15:59,274
Talk to the gland.
451
00:15:59,274 --> 00:16:00,242
Wow!
452
00:16:00,242 --> 00:16:00,909
Thank you.
453
00:16:00,909 --> 00:16:02,244
Hey, does it hurt when you
454
00:16:02,244 --> 00:16:03,011
walk around with this?
455
00:16:03,011 --> 00:16:03,912
Sometimes.
456
00:16:03,912 --> 00:16:04,880
Do you get special pants for
457
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,747
it?
458
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:06,949
No.
459
00:16:06,949 --> 00:16:09,251
I don't know, this is gonna
460
00:16:09,251 --> 00:16:10,519
give me stretch marks.
461
00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:11,820
You're gonna love it.
462
00:16:17,993 --> 00:16:19,361
Mm, yeah, I want to get on
463
00:16:19,361 --> 00:16:20,262
top of you.
464
00:16:20,262 --> 00:16:22,431
Excuse me, ladies, hi, sorry
465
00:16:22,431 --> 00:16:23,732
to bother you, but it's me
466
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:24,967
again, the guy who paid for
467
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:26,268
this.
468
00:16:26,268 --> 00:16:29,271
Um, I'm gonna have to join in
469
00:16:29,271 --> 00:16:30,539
here, or I'm just gonna have to
470
00:16:30,539 --> 00:16:31,673
just take care of myself, all
471
00:16:31,673 --> 00:16:32,541
right?
472
00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:33,575
You're gonna have to let me in.
473
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:34,576
Wonder what's taking him so
474
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:35,444
long.
475
00:16:35,444 --> 00:16:36,511
I didn't think he'd be but a
476
00:16:36,511 --> 00:16:40,282
minute.
477
00:16:40,282 --> 00:16:42,718
So what's a guy got to do to get
478
00:16:42,718 --> 00:16:45,287
a girl's number?
479
00:16:45,287 --> 00:16:47,522
Well, for starters, he's got
480
00:16:47,522 --> 00:16:48,657
to ask.
481
00:16:48,657 --> 00:16:50,425
Right.
482
00:16:56,398 --> 00:16:58,567
Don't lose it.
483
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:01,770
Don't worry.
484
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,305
He'll see you now.
485
00:17:03,305 --> 00:17:05,307
Thanks.
486
00:17:05,307 --> 00:17:07,042
Nice talking to you.
487
00:17:07,042 --> 00:17:10,612
You too.
488
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:11,947
Hey, would you want to come to a
489
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:14,082
party this weekend?
490
00:17:14,082 --> 00:17:15,417
Maybe.
491
00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:16,852
Call me.
492
00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:26,495
You know what they say.
493
00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:29,598
If you can't join them, beat it.
494
00:17:35,437 --> 00:17:37,606
Yeah, keep doing that.
495
00:17:37,606 --> 00:17:39,341
Oh, yeah.
496
00:17:39,341 --> 00:17:40,942
Oh, yeah.
497
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,648
Is that even a dick?
498
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,417
That is the smallest dick I've
499
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:49,651
ever seen!
500
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:50,952
Oh, my god!
501
00:17:50,952 --> 00:17:52,788
Yeah, but it works every
502
00:17:52,788 --> 00:17:53,955
time.
503
00:17:53,955 --> 00:17:55,357
Oh!
504
00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:57,359
Oh, yeah!
505
00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:58,093
Oh!
506
00:17:58,093 --> 00:17:59,561
Oh, disgusting!
507
00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:02,831
My eye!
508
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,132
I'm not afraid to use it!
509
00:18:06,101 --> 00:18:07,402
Oh...
510
00:18:08,503 --> 00:18:10,972
Oh, god, you're the best.
511
00:18:17,579 --> 00:18:18,613
Oh, baby, oh, shit, i'm
512
00:18:18,613 --> 00:18:19,581
sorry, I forgot.
513
00:18:19,581 --> 00:18:20,882
What the--
514
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:23,618
oh, what the fuck?
515
00:18:23,618 --> 00:18:24,586
I told you not to touch my
516
00:18:24,586 --> 00:18:25,454
head!
517
00:18:25,454 --> 00:18:26,421
What'd you eat, chili?
518
00:18:26,421 --> 00:18:27,422
Gross, I got more customers,
519
00:18:27,422 --> 00:18:28,957
asshole!
520
00:18:28,957 --> 00:18:29,925
Are we ever going to talk
521
00:18:29,925 --> 00:18:30,859
about my business plan for this
522
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:31,727
place?
523
00:18:31,727 --> 00:18:32,894
Shelly, do not come in here
524
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,129
stirring up my girls, trying to
525
00:18:34,129 --> 00:18:35,731
tell me how to run my business.
526
00:18:35,731 --> 00:18:36,898
You are not a businesswoman.
527
00:18:36,898 --> 00:18:37,899
You don't know anything about
528
00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:38,767
this.
529
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:39,835
You grew up with your mommy a
530
00:18:39,835 --> 00:18:40,902
long way from here.
531
00:18:42,504 --> 00:18:44,539
What is it?
532
00:18:44,539 --> 00:18:46,108
We got problems.
533
00:18:46,108 --> 00:18:47,576
If it ain't one thing, it's
534
00:18:47,576 --> 00:18:49,511
another.
535
00:18:49,511 --> 00:18:51,680
Porky, where are you?!
536
00:18:55,650 --> 00:18:56,685
Hey, hey, hey!
537
00:18:56,685 --> 00:18:57,552
What? What? What?
538
00:18:57,552 --> 00:18:58,420
What is it?
539
00:18:58,420 --> 00:18:59,588
It's in my eye!
540
00:18:59,588 --> 00:19:00,489
I'm blind!
541
00:19:00,489 --> 00:19:01,690
I can't get my contact out!
542
00:19:01,690 --> 00:19:02,691
Jeez, is it wrong for a guy
543
00:19:02,691 --> 00:19:03,625
to jerk it while two girls go at
544
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:04,493
it?
545
00:19:04,493 --> 00:19:05,527
It is when you cum in my eye,
546
00:19:05,527 --> 00:19:06,428
you shithead!
547
00:19:06,428 --> 00:19:07,095
Sorry.
548
00:19:07,095 --> 00:19:08,830
This no-dick came in my eye
549
00:19:08,830 --> 00:19:10,565
with his stupid baby batter!
550
00:19:10,565 --> 00:19:11,666
And he made me barf.
551
00:19:11,666 --> 00:19:13,001
Porky, he's not human.
552
00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:14,069
It's huge, it's--
553
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:15,036
all right, all right, shut
554
00:19:15,036 --> 00:19:16,805
the fuck up, will you?!
555
00:19:16,805 --> 00:19:17,939
Oh, my god!
556
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,007
These are my good shoes!
557
00:19:19,007 --> 00:19:19,875
Again?
558
00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:20,842
How much chili did you eat?
559
00:19:20,842 --> 00:19:21,777
These are made from the
560
00:19:21,777 --> 00:19:23,445
foreskin of a rhinoceros.
561
00:19:23,445 --> 00:19:25,180
You can't get these anymore.
562
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,448
( Crowd exclaiming and
563
00:19:26,448 --> 00:19:28,483
shouting )
564
00:19:30,719 --> 00:19:31,953
All right, you!
565
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,488
Pencil dick, you're out of here!
566
00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:34,189
But I didn't get to do
567
00:19:34,189 --> 00:19:35,056
anything.
568
00:19:35,056 --> 00:19:36,091
You blew your goo!
569
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,125
You're done unless you want to
570
00:19:37,125 --> 00:19:38,160
pay for another round!
571
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,027
Eh?
572
00:19:39,027 --> 00:19:39,895
What about me?
573
00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:41,062
You're out of here, too.
574
00:19:41,062 --> 00:19:42,063
I didn't even cum!
575
00:19:42,063 --> 00:19:42,998
Yeah, well, I can't help
576
00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:43,865
that.
577
00:19:43,865 --> 00:19:45,467
I want all of you angel beach
578
00:19:45,467 --> 00:19:47,102
pussies out of here.
579
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:47,969
Listen, sir--
580
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,004
you, too, asswipe.
581
00:19:49,004 --> 00:19:49,971
You're freaking out my girls!
582
00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:50,839
Now get out!
583
00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:52,040
What about my 750?
584
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,041
You paid to get your rocks
585
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:53,909
off.
586
00:19:53,909 --> 00:19:55,010
You did, now get the fuck outta
587
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:55,877
here!
588
00:20:01,149 --> 00:20:02,584
Well, that was really fun.
589
00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:04,052
You two camel toes can't even
590
00:20:04,052 --> 00:20:05,120
get laid in a whorehouse.
591
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,188
Shut up, Tommy.
592
00:20:06,188 --> 00:20:07,556
I got chili in my underwear.
593
00:20:07,556 --> 00:20:08,557
And that might've been the last
594
00:20:08,557 --> 00:20:09,257
time I get laid before I ship
595
00:20:09,257 --> 00:20:10,125
out!
596
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,593
Uh, hey, douchebags, I don't
597
00:20:11,593 --> 00:20:12,561
know what you guys are
598
00:20:12,561 --> 00:20:13,762
complaining about because I paid
599
00:20:13,762 --> 00:20:15,497
for it, all right?
600
00:20:15,497 --> 00:20:17,098
I just paid 750 bucks to Jack
601
00:20:17,098 --> 00:20:17,999
off.
602
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,167
Shit, I did that on the way over
603
00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:20,969
here.
604
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,204
Nice work.
605
00:20:22,204 --> 00:20:23,138
Thank you.
606
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,172
Look, fellas, I think we need
607
00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:25,640
a new game plan here.
608
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:26,942
How about we all regroup at your
609
00:20:26,942 --> 00:20:29,110
uncle's place tomorrow, yeah?
610
00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:32,047
Yeah.
611
00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:33,248
Okay.
612
00:20:34,182 --> 00:20:35,851
Who is it?
613
00:20:35,851 --> 00:20:37,052
Tina?
614
00:20:37,052 --> 00:20:37,919
We gotta talk.
615
00:20:37,919 --> 00:20:38,787
What the fuck is your
616
00:20:38,787 --> 00:20:39,654
problem?
617
00:20:39,654 --> 00:20:40,755
Listen, you've got me booked
618
00:20:40,755 --> 00:20:42,023
17 times tonight.
619
00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:43,959
It's a slow night.
620
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:45,160
Cute.
621
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,962
You know, how can you ask me to
622
00:20:46,962 --> 00:20:48,296
perform that many times in one
623
00:20:48,296 --> 00:20:49,598
night and expect the same level
624
00:20:49,598 --> 00:20:50,966
of quality every time?
625
00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:51,833
Quality?
626
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:52,901
Who the fuck said anything about
627
00:20:52,901 --> 00:20:53,969
quality?
628
00:20:53,969 --> 00:20:54,936
Guys just want to shoot their
629
00:20:54,936 --> 00:20:56,538
wad, in and out.
630
00:20:56,538 --> 00:20:57,205
It's simple.
631
00:20:57,205 --> 00:20:58,139
Maybe for you it is.
632
00:20:58,139 --> 00:20:59,174
I'm not asking you.
633
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:00,275
I'm telling you.
634
00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:01,776
We got a contract, remember?
635
00:21:01,776 --> 00:21:03,044
I know.
636
00:21:03,044 --> 00:21:04,746
And we also have an agreement
637
00:21:04,746 --> 00:21:05,881
that you let me do things my
638
00:21:05,881 --> 00:21:07,849
way, but all you want is a fuck
639
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:09,017
factory.
640
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,619
You know, I've got my customers
641
00:21:10,619 --> 00:21:11,586
to think about, not to mention
642
00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:12,888
my thesis.
643
00:21:12,888 --> 00:21:14,022
Look, more fucking equals
644
00:21:14,022 --> 00:21:14,890
more money.
645
00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:15,991
I mean, you're the one that's
646
00:21:15,991 --> 00:21:17,092
supposed to be a genius, and
647
00:21:17,092 --> 00:21:18,026
what are you complaining about
648
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:18,894
anyway?
649
00:21:18,894 --> 00:21:20,228
All you gotta do is lie there
650
00:21:20,228 --> 00:21:21,696
and let these jackasses do all
651
00:21:21,696 --> 00:21:23,031
the work.
652
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,033
Now run along, miss phd.
653
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,701
You got customers waiting to
654
00:21:26,701 --> 00:21:29,771
fornicate.
655
00:21:29,771 --> 00:21:31,306
Damn, look at pee wee's
656
00:21:31,306 --> 00:21:32,941
uncle's crib.
657
00:21:32,941 --> 00:21:34,075
Wow!
658
00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:35,343
If girls saw this place,
659
00:21:35,343 --> 00:21:36,745
their clothes would fall off.
660
00:21:36,745 --> 00:21:37,846
This place is dope.
661
00:21:37,846 --> 00:21:39,881
Holy shit, pee wee, your uncle
662
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,082
must be doing all right.
663
00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:42,951
Dude, you're doing the turd
664
00:21:42,951 --> 00:21:43,818
dance.
665
00:21:43,818 --> 00:21:44,686
You okay?
666
00:21:44,686 --> 00:21:45,921
No, man, lunch did not agree
667
00:21:45,921 --> 00:21:46,788
with me.
668
00:21:46,788 --> 00:21:48,023
Must pay well being a
669
00:21:48,023 --> 00:21:50,258
faggy-ass... huh, pee, huh?!
670
00:21:50,258 --> 00:21:51,293
Hey!
671
00:21:51,293 --> 00:21:52,694
Dude, seriously, do you want me
672
00:21:52,694 --> 00:21:53,361
to brew coffee on you?
673
00:21:53,361 --> 00:21:54,362
Because seriously, I'm about to
674
00:21:54,362 --> 00:21:55,230
shart!
675
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:56,598
Yeah, yeah, shart, pee wee,
676
00:21:56,598 --> 00:21:58,099
shart!
677
00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,601
Quick, quick, come on, let's
678
00:21:59,601 --> 00:22:01,736
go, let's go.
679
00:22:01,736 --> 00:22:03,672
Okay, take off your shoes.
680
00:22:03,672 --> 00:22:04,673
Stay right here.
681
00:22:04,673 --> 00:22:05,340
Don't touch anything.
682
00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:07,108
I'll be right back.
683
00:22:07,108 --> 00:22:08,843
Don't touch anything.
684
00:22:08,843 --> 00:22:09,711
Yes, sir.
685
00:22:10,612 --> 00:22:12,113
What the hell?
686
00:22:12,113 --> 00:22:13,782
Damn, boy!
687
00:22:13,782 --> 00:22:15,350
Light a match, kid, shit.
688
00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:16,718
Will you stop fucking with
689
00:22:16,718 --> 00:22:17,385
me?!
690
00:22:17,385 --> 00:22:18,787
I have to shit!
691
00:22:22,624 --> 00:22:23,725
Hello?
692
00:22:23,725 --> 00:22:25,794
Hey, Shelly, it's Tommy from
693
00:22:25,794 --> 00:22:27,395
porky's last night, remember?
694
00:22:27,395 --> 00:22:29,030
Oh, of course I remember.
695
00:22:29,030 --> 00:22:30,131
I was wondering if you'd call.
696
00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:31,032
What's up?
697
00:22:31,032 --> 00:22:32,100
Well, I just wanted to follow
698
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,168
up on that party I was telling
699
00:22:33,168 --> 00:22:34,035
you about.
700
00:22:34,903 --> 00:22:36,004
It's gonna be tomorrow night at
701
00:22:36,004 --> 00:22:37,973
my buddy's place in angel beach.
702
00:22:37,973 --> 00:22:39,374
Think you can make it?
703
00:22:39,374 --> 00:22:41,142
Sure, I think I'm free.
704
00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:43,078
Text me the address and time.
705
00:22:43,078 --> 00:22:44,179
Awesome.
706
00:22:44,179 --> 00:22:45,780
Hey, one more thing.
707
00:22:45,780 --> 00:22:46,781
Do you think you can bring some
708
00:22:46,781 --> 00:22:47,916
girlfriends?
709
00:22:47,916 --> 00:22:49,884
I think I can handle that.
710
00:22:49,884 --> 00:22:50,919
All right, I'll see you
711
00:22:50,919 --> 00:22:51,786
tomorrow.
712
00:22:51,786 --> 00:22:53,221
Okay, bye.
713
00:22:54,089 --> 00:22:57,092
Damn.
714
00:22:57,092 --> 00:22:59,894
Dude, you giving birth in
715
00:22:59,894 --> 00:23:01,396
there?
716
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:06,001
Hey, Tommy, check out all
717
00:23:06,001 --> 00:23:07,268
this rich guy stuff.
718
00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:10,772
So much better.
719
00:23:10,772 --> 00:23:12,173
Are you kidding me?
720
00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:14,976
Hey! Hey!
721
00:23:14,976 --> 00:23:15,977
Guys!
722
00:23:15,977 --> 00:23:16,845
I hope you didn't touch
723
00:23:16,845 --> 00:23:18,780
anything!
724
00:23:18,780 --> 00:23:20,415
Look, Tommy, doggy style.
725
00:23:20,415 --> 00:23:21,783
Work that bitch.
726
00:23:23,752 --> 00:23:24,786
Guys!
727
00:23:24,786 --> 00:23:25,887
These are my uncle's antiques!
728
00:23:25,887 --> 00:23:26,788
They're his most prized
729
00:23:26,788 --> 00:23:28,056
possessions!
730
00:23:28,056 --> 00:23:29,924
Well, in that case, meat, you
731
00:23:29,924 --> 00:23:30,859
are a damn gazelle.
732
00:23:30,859 --> 00:23:31,826
Go get me a touchdown.
733
00:23:31,826 --> 00:23:32,961
No, no, no, no, no, stop,
734
00:23:32,961 --> 00:23:33,862
guys, stop!
735
00:23:33,862 --> 00:23:34,963
Flag on the play!
736
00:23:34,963 --> 00:23:36,331
Wide open.
737
00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:37,232
Touchdown.
738
00:23:37,232 --> 00:23:38,099
No Christ air, Tommy!
739
00:23:38,099 --> 00:23:38,967
Put it down!
740
00:23:38,967 --> 00:23:39,968
So what are we going to do
741
00:23:39,968 --> 00:23:41,336
first?
742
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:42,437
Both: Let's have a party.
743
00:23:42,437 --> 00:23:43,304
Blow 'em up.
744
00:23:43,304 --> 00:23:44,172
No, no, no, no.
745
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:45,740
No party, no blowing up,
746
00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:47,709
absolutely not, end of story,
747
00:23:47,709 --> 00:23:48,877
that's it, period.
748
00:23:48,877 --> 00:23:49,878
It's too late.
749
00:23:49,878 --> 00:23:50,845
I invited a girl I met at
750
00:23:50,845 --> 00:23:51,946
porky's, and she's bringing over
751
00:23:51,946 --> 00:23:52,814
some friends.
752
00:23:52,814 --> 00:23:53,848
What?
753
00:23:53,848 --> 00:23:54,916
Dude, you gotta be kidding me.
754
00:23:54,916 --> 00:23:55,884
I don't want a hooker in this
755
00:23:55,884 --> 00:23:56,751
house.
756
00:23:56,751 --> 00:23:57,719
Oh, you'd pay to fuck a
757
00:23:57,719 --> 00:23:58,753
hooker, but you don't wanna have
758
00:23:58,753 --> 00:24:00,388
one in your house?
759
00:24:00,388 --> 00:24:01,489
This party is for your own good.
760
00:24:01,489 --> 00:24:02,490
No, it isn't.
761
00:24:02,490 --> 00:24:03,391
It's gonna be fun.
762
00:24:03,391 --> 00:24:04,292
No, it won't.
763
00:24:04,292 --> 00:24:05,160
We could all get laid.
764
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:09,064
Little chucka-chucka?
765
00:24:09,064 --> 00:24:11,900
So do you even know this guy?
766
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:13,101
Sure, I met him at porky's
767
00:24:13,101 --> 00:24:14,502
the other night.
768
00:24:15,770 --> 00:24:17,105
You met a guy at porky's and
769
00:24:17,105 --> 00:24:19,741
you want to go to his party?
770
00:24:19,741 --> 00:24:20,775
You're crazy.
771
00:24:20,775 --> 00:24:21,910
He's nice.
772
00:24:21,910 --> 00:24:22,844
It's gonna be fun.
773
00:24:22,844 --> 00:24:24,012
Besides, you said yourself
774
00:24:24,012 --> 00:24:25,046
there's no good guys around this
775
00:24:25,046 --> 00:24:26,247
summer.
776
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:27,348
Well, I would like to meet a
777
00:24:27,348 --> 00:24:28,316
nice guy.
778
00:24:28,316 --> 00:24:30,018
Well, maybe Tommy has some
779
00:24:30,018 --> 00:24:31,319
nice friends.
780
00:24:31,319 --> 00:24:32,754
Come on, let's make this a huge
781
00:24:32,754 --> 00:24:34,255
fucking party.
782
00:24:48,269 --> 00:24:50,772
Hey, shel, what's up?
783
00:24:50,772 --> 00:24:51,906
What are you doing tomorrow?
784
00:24:51,906 --> 00:24:52,974
You want to come to a party at
785
00:24:52,974 --> 00:24:53,875
angel beach?
786
00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:56,277
God, I'd love to, but I've
787
00:24:56,277 --> 00:24:57,846
got to work.
788
00:24:57,846 --> 00:24:59,280
Oh, take the day off.
789
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,415
You deserve it.
790
00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:01,516
Yeah, well, your old man's
791
00:25:01,516 --> 00:25:03,051
got me booked solid.
792
00:25:03,051 --> 00:25:04,052
Fuck him.
793
00:25:04,052 --> 00:25:05,053
Get out of there and have some
794
00:25:05,053 --> 00:25:05,987
real fun.
795
00:25:05,987 --> 00:25:07,188
You owe it to yourself.
796
00:25:07,188 --> 00:25:08,857
I'll text you the address.
797
00:25:08,857 --> 00:25:10,425
Maybe.
798
00:25:20,135 --> 00:25:21,436
( Women laughing, indistinct
799
00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:23,304
conversations )
800
00:25:37,552 --> 00:25:38,520
Hey, ladies, you look
801
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,387
awesome.
802
00:25:39,387 --> 00:25:40,421
Come on in.
803
00:25:40,421 --> 00:25:41,456
Hey, Tommy, this is my friend
804
00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:42,323
Vanessa.
805
00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:43,324
Nice to meet you.
806
00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:44,325
Nice to meet you.
807
00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:45,927
Come on.
808
00:25:55,370 --> 00:25:56,437
Make your reservations now,
809
00:25:56,437 --> 00:25:57,305
gentlemen.
810
00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:59,007
Space is limited.
811
00:25:59,007 --> 00:26:01,075
We only got a few spots left.
812
00:26:01,075 --> 00:26:03,011
One-hour session for miss Tina
813
00:26:03,011 --> 00:26:05,146
toppers, $1,000.
814
00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:06,414
Now, that includes tax,
815
00:26:06,414 --> 00:26:07,849
but no gratuity.
816
00:26:07,849 --> 00:26:08,883
Which one of you bitches is up
817
00:26:08,883 --> 00:26:09,551
first, huh?
818
00:26:09,551 --> 00:26:10,485
Up first, yeah.
819
00:26:10,485 --> 00:26:11,553
He in first.
820
00:26:11,553 --> 00:26:12,921
How about sloppy seconds?
821
00:26:12,921 --> 00:26:13,621
Sloppy seconds.
822
00:26:13,621 --> 00:26:14,889
You got sloppy seconds.
823
00:26:14,889 --> 00:26:16,090
Tasty thirds?
824
00:26:16,090 --> 00:26:17,392
Tasty thirds?
825
00:26:20,228 --> 00:26:21,930
Tina, I need you down the
826
00:26:21,930 --> 00:26:23,164
hall.
827
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,199
But we haven't even started
828
00:26:24,199 --> 00:26:25,066
yet.
829
00:26:25,066 --> 00:26:26,067
This numbnuts ain't gonna
830
00:26:26,067 --> 00:26:27,168
take long.
831
00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:30,138
Come on, I got dicks waiting.
832
00:26:30,138 --> 00:26:31,139
Look, if I'm not back in
833
00:26:31,139 --> 00:26:33,508
five, start without me.
834
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:46,321
Hey!
835
00:26:46,321 --> 00:26:47,622
You guys, yellow tape, no
836
00:26:47,622 --> 00:26:49,257
entrance, okay?
837
00:27:03,304 --> 00:27:04,639
Thank you.
838
00:27:09,310 --> 00:27:10,912
That way!
839
00:27:23,024 --> 00:27:24,225
Help.
840
00:27:37,272 --> 00:27:39,007
Nice work.
841
00:27:41,476 --> 00:27:42,677
Quite a turnout.
842
00:27:42,677 --> 00:27:43,645
Do we have you to thank for
843
00:27:43,645 --> 00:27:44,512
that?
844
00:27:44,512 --> 00:27:45,680
I told some friends from
845
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,547
Santa Cruz.
846
00:27:46,547 --> 00:27:47,415
Yeah?
847
00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:49,417
Nothing too crazy.
848
00:27:58,626 --> 00:28:01,262
Well, hello, beautiful.
849
00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:04,499
I'm meat.
850
00:28:04,499 --> 00:28:05,433
I can tell.
851
00:28:05,433 --> 00:28:07,535
Can you?
852
00:28:07,535 --> 00:28:09,337
Come on in.
853
00:28:09,337 --> 00:28:10,672
Thanks.
854
00:28:20,715 --> 00:28:22,050
How you doing, pee?
855
00:28:22,050 --> 00:28:23,518
You having a good time?
856
00:28:29,991 --> 00:28:31,192
What do you think, Tommy,
857
00:28:31,192 --> 00:28:34,562
huh?
858
00:28:34,562 --> 00:28:35,596
Loosen up, Princess.
859
00:28:35,596 --> 00:28:37,098
You're embarrassing yourself in
860
00:28:37,098 --> 00:28:37,765
front of the girls.
861
00:28:37,765 --> 00:28:39,267
This is a lovely house, pee
862
00:28:39,267 --> 00:28:40,134
wee.
863
00:28:40,134 --> 00:28:41,002
Thank you.
864
00:28:41,002 --> 00:28:42,236
I'm trying to keep it that way.
865
00:28:42,236 --> 00:28:43,538
He's just concerned that
866
00:28:43,538 --> 00:28:44,672
things might get a little out of
867
00:28:44,672 --> 00:28:45,540
hand.
868
00:28:45,540 --> 00:28:46,741
Isn't that why you throw a
869
00:28:46,741 --> 00:28:48,543
party in the first place?
870
00:28:48,543 --> 00:28:50,511
Look, you gotta make like
871
00:28:50,511 --> 00:28:52,313
eskimo snatch and chill.
872
00:28:52,313 --> 00:28:53,381
Go to the pool and check out
873
00:28:53,381 --> 00:28:54,248
some of that fishing.
874
00:28:54,248 --> 00:28:55,116
Ow.
875
00:28:55,116 --> 00:28:56,184
Get in there, champ.
876
00:28:56,184 --> 00:28:57,251
Poor guy.
877
00:28:57,251 --> 00:28:58,353
He's so cute.
878
00:28:58,353 --> 00:28:59,487
He seems sweet.
879
00:28:59,487 --> 00:29:00,655
You're a champion.
880
00:29:00,655 --> 00:29:02,123
You look great.
881
00:29:08,763 --> 00:29:11,366
Hey, you must be pee wee.
882
00:29:11,366 --> 00:29:13,701
This is your house, right?
883
00:29:13,701 --> 00:29:14,569
Great party.
884
00:29:14,569 --> 00:29:15,436
Thanks.
885
00:29:15,436 --> 00:29:17,538
You want to come in?
886
00:29:17,538 --> 00:29:19,040
The water's great.
887
00:29:31,652 --> 00:29:34,355
Oh, my god.
888
00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:35,590
Oh, my god.
889
00:29:35,590 --> 00:29:37,058
Nice.
890
00:29:37,058 --> 00:29:38,826
Hey, pee wee.
891
00:29:43,431 --> 00:29:45,833
You want some company?
892
00:29:45,833 --> 00:29:47,402
Get in there, big boy.
893
00:29:47,402 --> 00:29:49,570
You live here all alone?
894
00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:52,340
Wow, what do you do?
895
00:29:52,340 --> 00:29:53,474
I'm a dentist.
896
00:29:53,474 --> 00:29:55,309
Oh.
897
00:29:55,309 --> 00:29:57,478
That's cool.
898
00:29:58,679 --> 00:30:00,114
Easy, big fella.
899
00:30:00,114 --> 00:30:00,782
Sorry.
900
00:30:00,782 --> 00:30:01,849
Feels like you're ready to
901
00:30:01,849 --> 00:30:03,518
go.
902
00:30:03,518 --> 00:30:05,153
Well, maybe there's something I
903
00:30:05,153 --> 00:30:06,621
can do about that.
904
00:30:13,428 --> 00:30:15,096
Oh...
905
00:30:15,096 --> 00:30:17,598
Hey, um, do you have a retainer
906
00:30:17,598 --> 00:30:18,666
on or something?
907
00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:20,568
Oh, my god.
908
00:30:21,836 --> 00:30:24,639
Oh, yeah!
909
00:30:24,639 --> 00:30:26,507
Oh, my god.
910
00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:30,378
Oh, yeah!
911
00:30:30,378 --> 00:30:32,113
Oh...
912
00:30:33,448 --> 00:30:34,582
Oh!
913
00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:37,285
Oh-- oh, yeah!
914
00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:40,721
All right, ladies, who's
915
00:30:40,721 --> 00:30:42,390
next?
916
00:30:56,170 --> 00:30:57,872
Ow! Ow! Ow!
917
00:30:57,872 --> 00:30:59,640
Tommy! Meat!
918
00:31:03,277 --> 00:31:04,378
Tommy!
919
00:31:04,378 --> 00:31:05,580
Oh, boy.
920
00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:07,248
Help me!
921
00:31:07,248 --> 00:31:08,850
Help!
922
00:31:08,850 --> 00:31:09,717
Pull it!
923
00:31:09,717 --> 00:31:10,585
Pull it!
924
00:31:10,585 --> 00:31:11,552
Pull on the rock!
925
00:31:11,552 --> 00:31:12,620
On the rock!
926
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:13,554
Did you shave your pubes?
927
00:31:13,554 --> 00:31:14,422
You're bald.
928
00:31:14,422 --> 00:31:15,823
One! Two!
929
00:31:15,823 --> 00:31:17,191
Oh, my god.
930
00:31:17,191 --> 00:31:18,159
Three!
931
00:31:20,294 --> 00:31:21,762
Oh, gosh.
932
00:31:21,762 --> 00:31:23,664
Oh, my-- ugh.
933
00:31:29,303 --> 00:31:30,505
What the hell's going on
934
00:31:30,505 --> 00:31:31,372
tonight?
935
00:31:31,372 --> 00:31:33,374
Where is everybody?
936
00:31:33,374 --> 00:31:34,842
Didn't you hear?
937
00:31:34,842 --> 00:31:36,611
Tina took the day off.
938
00:31:36,611 --> 00:31:39,580
One of her regulars told me.
939
00:31:39,580 --> 00:31:41,582
She did what?
940
00:31:41,582 --> 00:31:42,583
She took the day off.
941
00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:43,751
Well, she sure as shit didn't
942
00:31:43,751 --> 00:31:44,619
ask me.
943
00:31:44,619 --> 00:31:45,553
Who the fuck does she think she
944
00:31:45,553 --> 00:31:46,420
is?
945
00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:48,189
Man, you look so familiar.
946
00:31:48,189 --> 00:31:49,857
You sure we never met?
947
00:31:49,857 --> 00:31:51,325
Yeah, I really don't get out
948
00:31:51,325 --> 00:31:53,327
much.
949
00:31:53,327 --> 00:31:55,196
So, um, when do you leave to
950
00:31:55,196 --> 00:31:56,330
join the Navy?
951
00:31:56,330 --> 00:31:58,766
A few weeks.
952
00:31:58,766 --> 00:31:59,800
Think I might be able to
953
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:00,835
convince you to stay?
954
00:32:14,282 --> 00:32:15,716
I-I'll stay.
955
00:32:24,325 --> 00:32:25,726
I'm really glad you came.
956
00:32:25,726 --> 00:32:27,261
I'm really glad you called.
957
00:32:27,261 --> 00:32:28,362
And thanks for bringing your
958
00:32:28,362 --> 00:32:29,230
friends.
959
00:32:29,230 --> 00:32:30,531
Don't mention it.
960
00:32:43,778 --> 00:32:45,746
Why did I let them throw the
961
00:32:45,746 --> 00:32:47,915
party?!
962
00:33:00,261 --> 00:33:01,696
How are you doing?
963
00:33:01,696 --> 00:33:02,763
Hey.
964
00:33:02,763 --> 00:33:04,966
Hey.
965
00:33:04,966 --> 00:33:06,267
Can I sit down?
966
00:33:06,267 --> 00:33:07,735
Oh, yeah, please, come on.
967
00:33:14,275 --> 00:33:16,877
Sorry, it's a nervous habit.
968
00:33:16,877 --> 00:33:18,779
Yeah, you looked like a
969
00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:20,014
nervous wreck in there.
970
00:33:20,014 --> 00:33:21,015
Oh, really, do I?
971
00:33:21,015 --> 00:33:21,983
Great, I'm glad it's that
972
00:33:21,983 --> 00:33:24,685
obvious.
973
00:33:24,685 --> 00:33:26,887
Shit, I'm just...
974
00:33:26,887 --> 00:33:27,755
Trying to relax.
975
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,790
Shit, it's just that, you know,
976
00:33:29,790 --> 00:33:31,392
this is my uncle's house, and
977
00:33:31,392 --> 00:33:32,593
I'm trying to take care of it,
978
00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:35,930
and I don't want to blow it.
979
00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:36,931
Sounds like you care about
980
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:37,798
your uncle a lot.
981
00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:39,867
Yeah, yeah, I do, you know?
982
00:33:39,867 --> 00:33:41,335
He's one of the very few people
983
00:33:41,335 --> 00:33:42,069
I can actually look up to.
984
00:33:42,069 --> 00:33:43,070
I mean, the man's a dentist, for
985
00:33:43,070 --> 00:33:44,005
god's sake, you know?
986
00:33:44,005 --> 00:33:45,873
And he's on a cruise in the
987
00:33:45,873 --> 00:33:47,608
Caribbean while his jackass
988
00:33:47,608 --> 00:33:50,344
nephew is trashing the place.
989
00:33:50,344 --> 00:33:53,814
Well, maybe I can help you
990
00:33:53,814 --> 00:33:54,782
relax.
991
00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:01,922
Watch it, watch it, watch it!
992
00:34:05,893 --> 00:34:06,794
I'd better go check on
993
00:34:06,794 --> 00:34:07,962
things.
994
00:34:14,769 --> 00:34:15,970
No, no way!
995
00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:17,538
Sorry, this room's off-limits.
996
00:34:17,538 --> 00:34:18,606
Everybody outside!
997
00:34:18,606 --> 00:34:19,507
Go! Go!
998
00:34:19,507 --> 00:34:20,541
I mean it!
999
00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:21,509
Leave!
1000
00:34:21,509 --> 00:34:22,476
She's on the list.
1001
00:34:22,476 --> 00:34:23,811
Don't you worry about her.
1002
00:34:23,811 --> 00:34:24,679
Bye.
1003
00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:25,980
Wow.
1004
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,882
This where your uncle keeps all
1005
00:34:27,882 --> 00:34:29,717
his fancy stuff?
1006
00:34:29,717 --> 00:34:31,919
Yeah, I guess.
1007
00:34:31,919 --> 00:34:32,920
I'm only supposed to come in
1008
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,690
here to dust.
1009
00:34:35,690 --> 00:34:39,360
That's too bad.
1010
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,828
We could do a lot more in here
1011
00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:42,730
than...
1012
00:34:42,730 --> 00:34:44,532
Dust.
1013
00:34:47,368 --> 00:34:51,005
Like what?
1014
00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:51,872
Oh!
1015
00:34:51,872 --> 00:34:53,641
Okay.
1016
00:34:54,508 --> 00:34:56,510
That was close.
1017
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,815
Oh, no!
1018
00:35:00,815 --> 00:35:01,882
Oh, god!
1019
00:35:01,882 --> 00:35:02,750
Oh, my god.
1020
00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:03,984
Not the vases!
1021
00:35:03,984 --> 00:35:04,852
I got it.
1022
00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:05,720
I got it.
1023
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:07,555
I got it.
1024
00:35:40,154 --> 00:35:42,189
Good morning.
1025
00:35:42,189 --> 00:35:43,724
Good morning.
1026
00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:51,065
Wait.
1027
00:35:51,065 --> 00:35:52,433
Did we...
1028
00:35:52,433 --> 00:35:53,567
No.
1029
00:35:53,567 --> 00:35:56,170
Close, though.
1030
00:35:56,170 --> 00:35:57,805
Too bad.
1031
00:36:05,112 --> 00:36:06,680
Jesus.
1032
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:08,115
We sure did a number on this
1033
00:36:08,115 --> 00:36:08,983
joint.
1034
00:36:08,983 --> 00:36:12,119
No shit.
1035
00:36:12,119 --> 00:36:13,788
Anyone seen pee wee?
1036
00:36:20,895 --> 00:36:22,163
Oh, boy.
1037
00:36:22,163 --> 00:36:23,831
Holy shit.
1038
00:36:23,831 --> 00:36:25,232
What an armpit.
1039
00:36:25,232 --> 00:36:26,734
Whoa.
1040
00:36:27,868 --> 00:36:31,605
Wake up, pee wee.
1041
00:36:31,605 --> 00:36:33,774
Shut up, mom.
1042
00:36:33,774 --> 00:36:35,543
Come on, pal, we should talk.
1043
00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:38,879
Black chick nipples.
1044
00:36:42,850 --> 00:36:44,118
Oh, no.
1045
00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:45,986
Oh, no, no, no!
1046
00:36:50,758 --> 00:36:52,259
Oh, bummer about that, pee
1047
00:36:52,259 --> 00:36:53,127
wee.
1048
00:36:53,127 --> 00:36:54,061
Oh, fuck.
1049
00:36:54,061 --> 00:36:55,062
And I hate to rain on your
1050
00:36:55,062 --> 00:36:56,096
parade, but we're out of beer,
1051
00:36:56,096 --> 00:36:57,031
too.
1052
00:36:58,632 --> 00:37:00,634
Hey, I know, man, I know, it
1053
00:37:00,634 --> 00:37:01,502
sucks.
1054
00:37:01,502 --> 00:37:02,236
Look, but we could go to the
1055
00:37:02,236 --> 00:37:03,137
liquor store and pick up an
1056
00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:04,004
18-pack.
1057
00:37:04,004 --> 00:37:06,006
Oh, pee wee.
1058
00:37:11,078 --> 00:37:13,881
It's really not that bad.
1059
00:37:13,881 --> 00:37:16,016
So what's the damage?
1060
00:37:16,016 --> 00:37:17,051
Well, between all the
1061
00:37:17,051 --> 00:37:18,586
antiques, gotta be close to 20,
1062
00:37:18,586 --> 00:37:20,588
25 gs.
1063
00:37:20,588 --> 00:37:21,689
How the hell are we supposed
1064
00:37:21,689 --> 00:37:22,756
to come up with that kind of
1065
00:37:22,756 --> 00:37:24,658
bread?
1066
00:37:24,658 --> 00:37:27,962
Maybe we could fix them.
1067
00:37:27,962 --> 00:37:29,096
Really?
1068
00:37:29,096 --> 00:37:30,164
What?
1069
00:37:30,164 --> 00:37:32,066
Just trying to help.
1070
00:37:32,066 --> 00:37:34,635
No, but we can replace them.
1071
00:37:34,635 --> 00:37:35,536
How?
1072
00:37:35,536 --> 00:37:36,570
How are we going to pay for
1073
00:37:36,570 --> 00:37:37,738
all this stuff before my uncle
1074
00:37:37,738 --> 00:37:40,007
Howard gets back?
1075
00:37:40,007 --> 00:37:41,208
Cheer up, buddy.
1076
00:37:41,208 --> 00:37:42,810
Hey, look what I found.
1077
00:37:42,810 --> 00:37:45,546
It's a quarter full.
1078
00:37:45,546 --> 00:37:49,283
Yeah.
1079
00:37:53,654 --> 00:37:55,256
Great, you think 25 grand
1080
00:37:55,256 --> 00:37:56,857
ought to cover all that crap?
1081
00:37:56,857 --> 00:37:57,958
Well, I'm no antique dealer,
1082
00:37:57,958 --> 00:37:59,159
but it should.
1083
00:37:59,159 --> 00:38:00,294
And how long until pee wee's
1084
00:38:00,294 --> 00:38:01,262
uncle gets back?
1085
00:38:01,262 --> 00:38:03,130
Three weeks or so.
1086
00:38:03,130 --> 00:38:05,032
What if I said I know how you
1087
00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:06,066
could get that kind of money in
1088
00:38:06,066 --> 00:38:06,934
time?
1089
00:38:06,934 --> 00:38:09,336
How?
1090
00:38:09,336 --> 00:38:11,005
You'll love this.
1091
00:38:20,114 --> 00:38:21,615
Hey, honey.
1092
00:38:30,758 --> 00:38:32,192
Hey, Lloyd.
1093
00:38:32,192 --> 00:38:33,794
Gotten paid yet?
1094
00:38:33,794 --> 00:38:35,195
Well, well, now where the
1095
00:38:35,195 --> 00:38:37,598
fuck have you been?
1096
00:38:37,598 --> 00:38:39,199
I needed the day off.
1097
00:38:39,199 --> 00:38:40,067
I got it covered.
1098
00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:41,035
Yeah, well, that ain't good
1099
00:38:41,035 --> 00:38:41,902
enough.
1100
00:38:41,902 --> 00:38:42,870
You can't just come and go as
1101
00:38:42,870 --> 00:38:43,737
you want.
1102
00:38:43,737 --> 00:38:44,672
I'm trying to run a business
1103
00:38:44,672 --> 00:38:45,339
here.
1104
00:38:45,339 --> 00:38:46,640
Oh, no shit.
1105
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:47,775
And you know damn well that i'm
1106
00:38:47,775 --> 00:38:49,677
the one who's bringing in all
1107
00:38:49,677 --> 00:38:50,344
that business.
1108
00:38:50,344 --> 00:38:52,112
Don't flatter yourself.
1109
00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:53,247
Now get ready.
1110
00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:55,749
We got 16 reservations tonight.
1111
00:38:55,749 --> 00:38:58,018
Porky, you know I like to
1112
00:38:58,018 --> 00:39:00,287
take my time with my clients.
1113
00:39:00,287 --> 00:39:02,823
You are taking all the fun out
1114
00:39:02,823 --> 00:39:04,258
of the sex.
1115
00:39:05,726 --> 00:39:07,094
Who the fuck said this was
1116
00:39:07,094 --> 00:39:09,396
supposed to be fun?
1117
00:39:09,396 --> 00:39:10,264
This is a business!
1118
00:39:10,264 --> 00:39:12,166
A business.
1119
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:13,367
I know.
1120
00:39:13,367 --> 00:39:14,868
Look, I get it.
1121
00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:23,877
Pee wee?
1122
00:39:23,877 --> 00:39:25,012
We figured out a way to make
1123
00:39:25,012 --> 00:39:26,313
enough money to replace the
1124
00:39:26,313 --> 00:39:27,681
antiques and the vases before
1125
00:39:27,681 --> 00:39:28,882
your uncle gets back.
1126
00:39:28,882 --> 00:39:29,750
Now it might sound like a
1127
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:30,851
crazy idea when you first hear
1128
00:39:30,851 --> 00:39:31,719
it.
1129
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:32,920
Tommy just about shit himself,
1130
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:33,787
for instance.
1131
00:39:33,787 --> 00:39:34,655
I did.
1132
00:39:34,655 --> 00:39:35,422
But I know a little something
1133
00:39:35,422 --> 00:39:36,890
about business management, and
1134
00:39:36,890 --> 00:39:38,225
Vanessa is a marketing major,
1135
00:39:38,225 --> 00:39:39,727
and with Tommy's major in hotel
1136
00:39:39,727 --> 00:39:41,795
management, I'm telling you, we
1137
00:39:41,795 --> 00:39:42,830
can pull this off.
1138
00:39:42,830 --> 00:39:43,797
We could replace all this
1139
00:39:43,797 --> 00:39:45,265
stuff and maybe even make some
1140
00:39:45,265 --> 00:39:47,368
extra for ourselves.
1141
00:39:47,368 --> 00:39:48,802
Uh, pull what off?
1142
00:39:48,802 --> 00:39:50,070
The party last night gave me
1143
00:39:50,070 --> 00:39:51,238
an idea.
1144
00:39:51,238 --> 00:39:54,108
Guys would pay to party here.
1145
00:39:54,108 --> 00:39:55,976
Guys would pay a lot to party
1146
00:39:55,976 --> 00:39:58,278
here with girls.
1147
00:39:58,278 --> 00:39:59,780
People would pay us so they
1148
00:39:59,780 --> 00:40:01,715
could party with girls.
1149
00:40:01,715 --> 00:40:02,750
Hey, we wouldn't have to
1150
00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:03,684
dress up like girls, though,
1151
00:40:03,684 --> 00:40:05,219
would we?
1152
00:40:05,219 --> 00:40:07,087
My god.
1153
00:40:07,087 --> 00:40:08,722
I'll supply the girls.
1154
00:40:08,722 --> 00:40:10,691
You supply the house.
1155
00:40:10,691 --> 00:40:13,027
They bring us the money.
1156
00:40:15,829 --> 00:40:16,830
See, if I didn't know any
1157
00:40:16,830 --> 00:40:17,865
better, I'd think that you were
1158
00:40:17,865 --> 00:40:18,832
suggesting we open up a
1159
00:40:18,832 --> 00:40:21,902
whorehouse.
1160
00:40:21,902 --> 00:40:24,038
We are.
1161
00:40:24,038 --> 00:40:27,708
Oh, I see.
1162
00:40:27,708 --> 00:40:28,375
Are you crazy?!
1163
00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:29,276
We just got our asses kicked,
1164
00:40:29,276 --> 00:40:30,244
and what do you think porky's
1165
00:40:30,244 --> 00:40:31,111
gonna do when he hears that
1166
00:40:31,111 --> 00:40:32,079
we're stealing his business,
1167
00:40:32,079 --> 00:40:32,946
too?
1168
00:40:32,946 --> 00:40:33,814
Let's deal with that
1169
00:40:33,814 --> 00:40:34,481
if it comes up.
1170
00:40:34,481 --> 00:40:35,349
If?!
1171
00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:36,383
Really with the if?!
1172
00:40:36,383 --> 00:40:38,419
Come on, pee wee.
1173
00:40:38,419 --> 00:40:41,055
Hey, do you want to spend the
1174
00:40:41,055 --> 00:40:42,756
rest of the summer swimming in a
1175
00:40:42,756 --> 00:40:44,091
pool of your own semen just
1176
00:40:44,091 --> 00:40:45,426
waiting to let down your poor
1177
00:40:45,426 --> 00:40:48,262
uncle Howard?
1178
00:40:48,262 --> 00:40:50,264
Or do you want to be a pimp, get
1179
00:40:50,264 --> 00:40:51,899
this shit fixed, make a few
1180
00:40:51,899 --> 00:40:53,300
extra bucks, and be the hero,
1181
00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:54,168
huh?
1182
00:40:54,168 --> 00:40:55,469
Yeah.
1183
00:40:55,469 --> 00:40:57,438
Hey, have I ever steered you
1184
00:40:57,438 --> 00:40:58,472
wrong?
1185
00:40:58,472 --> 00:40:59,373
Every day since the first
1186
00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:00,240
grade.
1187
00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,476
So why stop now?
1188
00:41:02,476 --> 00:41:04,778
Give me a love tap.
1189
00:41:04,778 --> 00:41:07,047
Come on, give me some.
1190
00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:09,383
Okay.
1191
00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:10,951
Stay amazing.
1192
00:41:10,951 --> 00:41:12,186
Stay amazing.
1193
00:41:12,186 --> 00:41:13,954
He's good.
1194
00:41:13,954 --> 00:41:15,022
I can't believe I just said
1195
00:41:15,022 --> 00:41:18,058
okay.
1196
00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:19,827
All right, fifth graders, are
1197
00:41:19,827 --> 00:41:20,828
you ready for our little
1198
00:41:20,828 --> 00:41:21,762
presentation?
1199
00:41:21,762 --> 00:41:22,529
Yeah.
1200
00:41:22,529 --> 00:41:24,331
Okay, the key to the success
1201
00:41:24,331 --> 00:41:26,166
of any new business is
1202
00:41:26,166 --> 00:41:27,367
word of mouth.
1203
00:41:27,367 --> 00:41:28,435
And the best way to build
1204
00:41:28,435 --> 00:41:29,903
word of mouth is by providing
1205
00:41:29,903 --> 00:41:31,105
something special to the
1206
00:41:31,105 --> 00:41:32,106
customer.
1207
00:41:32,106 --> 00:41:33,340
We need to look at the
1208
00:41:33,340 --> 00:41:34,775
competition.
1209
00:41:34,775 --> 00:41:35,876
Who is it?
1210
00:41:35,876 --> 00:41:37,311
All: Porky's.
1211
00:41:37,311 --> 00:41:38,245
Right.
1212
00:41:38,245 --> 00:41:40,414
And what is so special about
1213
00:41:40,414 --> 00:41:42,349
porky's?
1214
00:41:42,349 --> 00:41:43,984
They got hot chicks.
1215
00:41:43,984 --> 00:41:46,120
Yes, but what kind?
1216
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:47,020
Barfy.
1217
00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:47,888
Selfish.
1218
00:41:47,888 --> 00:41:50,157
Okay, but what else?
1219
00:41:50,157 --> 00:41:54,027
What is porky's biggest draw?
1220
00:41:54,027 --> 00:41:55,529
Uh, porn stars?
1221
00:41:55,529 --> 00:41:57,498
Very good, pee wee!
1222
00:41:58,465 --> 00:42:00,501
Gotcha!
1223
00:42:00,501 --> 00:42:02,002
Porn stars.
1224
00:42:02,002 --> 00:42:03,370
Guys would line up around the
1225
00:42:03,370 --> 00:42:05,305
block for a half hour with a hot
1226
00:42:05,305 --> 00:42:06,340
porn star.
1227
00:42:06,340 --> 00:42:07,407
So that's what we need.
1228
00:42:07,407 --> 00:42:08,842
We need a name to pull in the
1229
00:42:08,842 --> 00:42:09,877
customers, and we should have
1230
00:42:09,877 --> 00:42:12,379
some nice scratch in no time.
1231
00:42:12,379 --> 00:42:13,313
Yeah, but where the hell are
1232
00:42:13,313 --> 00:42:14,882
we going to get a porn star?
1233
00:42:14,882 --> 00:42:16,550
I know one.
1234
00:42:16,550 --> 00:42:18,085
We'll run ads in angel beach
1235
00:42:18,085 --> 00:42:19,586
singles weekly, and I'm already
1236
00:42:19,586 --> 00:42:21,021
creating the website.
1237
00:42:21,021 --> 00:42:22,222
Isn't that terribly illegal?
1238
00:42:22,222 --> 00:42:24,358
Sure, it is.
1239
00:42:24,358 --> 00:42:27,127
Then we shouldn't do it.
1240
00:42:27,127 --> 00:42:28,562
But we'll put webcams in all
1241
00:42:28,562 --> 00:42:29,830
the rooms so we can say we're
1242
00:42:29,830 --> 00:42:31,999
just making some nice homegrown
1243
00:42:31,999 --> 00:42:33,133
pornography here.
1244
00:42:33,133 --> 00:42:34,468
Nothing illegal about making
1245
00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:35,435
a porn video.
1246
00:42:35,435 --> 00:42:38,071
No harm, no foul.
1247
00:42:38,071 --> 00:42:39,573
Okay, job assignments.
1248
00:42:39,573 --> 00:42:40,440
Meat.
1249
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:41,408
Here.
1250
00:42:41,408 --> 00:42:42,843
Meat, you got security detail
1251
00:42:42,843 --> 00:42:43,977
and the bar.
1252
00:42:43,977 --> 00:42:44,912
Nice.
1253
00:42:44,912 --> 00:42:45,979
Gonna kick some ass and gouge
1254
00:42:45,979 --> 00:42:46,947
them.
1255
00:42:46,947 --> 00:42:49,082
No, meat, monitor and expel.
1256
00:42:49,082 --> 00:42:50,217
We can't cause any more damage
1257
00:42:50,217 --> 00:42:51,919
to this place, and we don't have
1258
00:42:51,919 --> 00:42:53,320
a liquor license, so we can't
1259
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:54,855
sell a drop of booze.
1260
00:42:54,855 --> 00:42:56,857
Complimentary drinks only.
1261
00:42:56,857 --> 00:42:57,858
Copy that.
1262
00:42:57,858 --> 00:42:58,959
Shelly and I will handle the
1263
00:42:58,959 --> 00:43:00,127
money and the scheduling.
1264
00:43:00,127 --> 00:43:01,428
We'll also be handling the
1265
00:43:01,428 --> 00:43:03,263
recruitment.
1266
00:43:03,263 --> 00:43:04,131
Pee?
1267
00:43:04,131 --> 00:43:04,998
What about me?
1268
00:43:04,998 --> 00:43:05,866
What do I do?
1269
00:43:05,866 --> 00:43:07,134
You'll be the host.
1270
00:43:07,134 --> 00:43:09,002
Let's go, folks.
1271
00:43:09,002 --> 00:43:10,370
Pee wee's porn house opens
1272
00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:11,238
Friday.
1273
00:43:34,228 --> 00:43:35,629
Oh, yeah.
1274
00:43:40,901 --> 00:43:43,170
Ow.
1275
00:43:43,170 --> 00:43:44,972
You like that, don't you?
1276
00:43:52,212 --> 00:43:53,647
I promise you will make so
1277
00:43:53,647 --> 00:43:54,514
much more money.
1278
00:43:54,514 --> 00:43:56,250
Yeah!
1279
00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:06,426
Okay, just humor me for a
1280
00:44:06,426 --> 00:44:08,595
second.
1281
00:44:08,595 --> 00:44:10,097
Why a cathouse?
1282
00:44:10,097 --> 00:44:12,299
I don't know.
1283
00:44:12,299 --> 00:44:13,667
Maybe I'm just pissed at my dad.
1284
00:44:13,667 --> 00:44:15,235
He thinks I'm just a girl,
1285
00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:16,136
so ihave no idea how to run
1286
00:44:16,136 --> 00:44:17,237
a business, and yet he's
1287
00:44:17,237 --> 00:44:18,405
practically running porky's into
1288
00:44:18,405 --> 00:44:19,406
the ground.
1289
00:44:19,406 --> 00:44:20,607
Maybe I just want to prove him
1290
00:44:20,607 --> 00:44:21,575
wrong.
1291
00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:23,210
Besides, it might be fun, and
1292
00:44:23,210 --> 00:44:25,245
you know we can do it.
1293
00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:27,447
How can you be so sure?
1294
00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:29,416
Well, I had a pretty good
1295
00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:31,218
teacher, you know?
1296
00:44:31,218 --> 00:44:33,687
So, what about you and pee wee?
1297
00:44:35,722 --> 00:44:38,659
He's a cutie in a
1298
00:44:38,659 --> 00:44:40,694
sex-starved, virginal sort of
1299
00:44:40,694 --> 00:44:41,995
way.
1300
00:44:54,975 --> 00:44:56,710
We do golden showers, Roman
1301
00:44:56,710 --> 00:44:58,378
showers, brown showers, and
1302
00:44:58,378 --> 00:44:59,546
c.b.t.
1303
00:44:59,546 --> 00:45:00,981
What's c.B.T.?
1304
00:45:00,981 --> 00:45:02,215
Cock and ball torture.
1305
00:45:02,215 --> 00:45:04,418
You want some?
1306
00:45:04,418 --> 00:45:05,519
We're gonna need your name,
1307
00:45:05,519 --> 00:45:06,386
sir.
1308
00:45:07,654 --> 00:45:09,122
So I'm just a naughty
1309
00:45:09,122 --> 00:45:10,524
schoolgirl that likes to be
1310
00:45:10,524 --> 00:45:11,391
spanked.
1311
00:45:11,391 --> 00:45:14,695
Outstanding.
1312
00:45:14,695 --> 00:45:16,363
When can you start?
1313
00:45:16,363 --> 00:45:18,598
In my experience, I've found
1314
00:45:18,598 --> 00:45:20,534
that men prefer to buy by the
1315
00:45:20,534 --> 00:45:24,037
pound.
1316
00:45:24,037 --> 00:45:25,372
Hey, those are mine.
1317
00:45:25,372 --> 00:45:26,239
Am I hired?
1318
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:27,107
Yep.
1319
00:45:27,107 --> 00:45:28,241
Yay!
1320
00:45:28,241 --> 00:45:30,177
Wow.
1321
00:45:30,177 --> 00:45:32,045
So when can you, you know--
1322
00:45:32,045 --> 00:45:33,180
I got this one.
1323
00:45:33,180 --> 00:45:34,414
You're hired.
1324
00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:43,223
Next!
1325
00:45:43,223 --> 00:45:45,158
So who needs a lesson?
1326
00:45:45,158 --> 00:45:47,094
You.
1327
00:45:47,094 --> 00:45:47,794
Do you have any special
1328
00:45:47,794 --> 00:45:48,662
skills?
1329
00:45:48,662 --> 00:45:50,430
Mm-hmm.
1330
00:46:02,776 --> 00:46:04,177
I think we have an opening in
1331
00:46:04,177 --> 00:46:06,480
security.
1332
00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,248
All right, guys, we open
1333
00:46:08,248 --> 00:46:09,182
tonight.
1334
00:46:09,182 --> 00:46:10,384
We good to go?
1335
00:46:10,384 --> 00:46:12,252
We've hired 11 girls, and
1336
00:46:12,252 --> 00:46:13,286
they'll be here by 5:00.
1337
00:46:13,286 --> 00:46:14,154
Nice.
1338
00:46:14,154 --> 00:46:15,422
How many reservations we got?
1339
00:46:15,422 --> 00:46:16,690
Nine so far.
1340
00:46:16,690 --> 00:46:18,258
Meat, are the webcams all
1341
00:46:18,258 --> 00:46:19,426
installed and the bar stocked?
1342
00:46:19,426 --> 00:46:20,293
Yep.
1343
00:46:20,293 --> 00:46:21,395
How about our porn star?
1344
00:46:21,395 --> 00:46:23,296
It's taken care of.
1345
00:46:23,296 --> 00:46:24,431
Who is it, by the way?
1346
00:46:24,431 --> 00:46:28,402
It's a surprise.
1347
00:46:43,850 --> 00:46:45,852
Jesus.
1348
00:46:45,852 --> 00:46:48,255
22?
1349
00:46:48,255 --> 00:46:49,823
What does he think I am?
1350
00:46:49,823 --> 00:46:51,858
A whore.
1351
00:46:51,858 --> 00:46:55,462
Now you got customers waiting.
1352
00:46:55,462 --> 00:46:57,597
Look, I told you, the fewer
1353
00:46:57,597 --> 00:46:58,765
the guys, the better I can make
1354
00:46:58,765 --> 00:46:59,766
it for them.
1355
00:46:59,766 --> 00:47:01,701
Well, fewer guys mean less
1356
00:47:01,701 --> 00:47:03,737
money, miss phd, and it's all
1357
00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:05,105
about money, honey.
1358
00:47:05,105 --> 00:47:07,441
Quantity, Princess, not quality.
1359
00:47:07,441 --> 00:47:08,642
Now I'm gonna tell you what
1360
00:47:08,642 --> 00:47:09,676
you're gonna do.
1361
00:47:09,676 --> 00:47:10,777
You're gonna march your ass to
1362
00:47:10,777 --> 00:47:12,846
your room and let every guy with
1363
00:47:12,846 --> 00:47:14,381
1,000 bucks come in there and
1364
00:47:14,381 --> 00:47:16,583
fuck you rotten.
1365
00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:18,285
You got it?
1366
00:47:18,285 --> 00:47:19,553
Fuck you.
1367
00:47:19,553 --> 00:47:20,854
What'd you just say?
1368
00:47:20,854 --> 00:47:24,124
I said fuck you.
1369
00:47:24,124 --> 00:47:26,226
You know what?
1370
00:47:26,226 --> 00:47:27,894
I quit.
1371
00:47:43,877 --> 00:47:45,612
Yeah, hey, Shelly.
1372
00:47:45,612 --> 00:47:47,280
This is gonna be great!
1373
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,249
Get up in there, bitch!
1374
00:47:49,249 --> 00:47:51,485
Yeah!
1375
00:47:51,485 --> 00:47:53,453
Great, thank you.
1376
00:47:53,453 --> 00:47:54,588
Thank you, ladies.
1377
00:47:54,588 --> 00:47:57,524
Hi, how are you?
1378
00:47:57,524 --> 00:47:58,391
There you go.
1379
00:47:58,391 --> 00:47:59,793
Great.
1380
00:47:59,793 --> 00:48:00,660
Here you go.
1381
00:48:09,503 --> 00:48:10,570
What can I get you?
1382
00:48:10,570 --> 00:48:11,571
What would you like?
1383
00:48:11,571 --> 00:48:12,839
A Margarita?
1384
00:48:12,839 --> 00:48:13,907
You look like a Cadillac man.
1385
00:48:13,907 --> 00:48:15,175
That's what I'm talking about,
1386
00:48:15,175 --> 00:48:15,842
son.
1387
00:48:15,842 --> 00:48:16,710
Hell, yeah.
1388
00:48:16,710 --> 00:48:17,644
Get messed up.
1389
00:48:17,644 --> 00:48:18,879
Go get some ass.
1390
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:27,521
Any news on our porn star?
1391
00:48:27,521 --> 00:48:28,755
I don't know.
1392
00:48:28,755 --> 00:48:30,790
She should be here by now.
1393
00:48:44,671 --> 00:48:45,805
I know you.
1394
00:48:45,805 --> 00:48:47,908
Yes, you do.
1395
00:48:47,908 --> 00:48:49,509
Oh, my god.
1396
00:48:49,509 --> 00:48:50,677
I didn't recognize you.
1397
00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:53,813
You're Tina toppers.
1398
00:48:53,813 --> 00:48:54,814
Did we?
1399
00:48:54,814 --> 00:48:55,882
No.
1400
00:48:55,882 --> 00:48:57,517
Close, though.
1401
00:49:07,961 --> 00:49:09,696
There's Tina, hey.
1402
00:49:09,696 --> 00:49:10,764
Hey.
1403
00:49:10,764 --> 00:49:14,000
Oh, my god.
1404
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,303
The Tina toppers?
1405
00:49:16,303 --> 00:49:17,604
In my house.
1406
00:49:17,604 --> 00:49:19,539
Holy fucking shit.
1407
00:49:19,539 --> 00:49:21,775
All: Holy fucking shit.
1408
00:49:24,344 --> 00:49:27,514
Holy fucking shit.
1409
00:49:27,514 --> 00:49:28,481
Hey, pork.
1410
00:49:28,481 --> 00:49:29,349
Hey.
1411
00:49:29,349 --> 00:49:30,383
Kind of slow in here tonight,
1412
00:49:30,383 --> 00:49:31,251
huh?
1413
00:49:31,251 --> 00:49:33,787
No shit.
1414
00:49:33,787 --> 00:49:35,322
That fucking whore.
1415
00:49:43,330 --> 00:49:44,464
Great, thanks.
1416
00:49:44,464 --> 00:49:46,967
Okay...
1417
00:49:46,967 --> 00:49:48,535
Hi.
1418
00:49:51,338 --> 00:49:53,440
Oh.
1419
00:50:02,716 --> 00:50:04,484
Mommy's little baby!
1420
00:50:04,484 --> 00:50:05,485
Mommy's little boy!
1421
00:50:05,485 --> 00:50:07,587
Nice work.
1422
00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:09,389
Listen, mister, I'm not
1423
00:50:09,389 --> 00:50:10,357
saying you gotta tip me
1424
00:50:10,357 --> 00:50:11,558
or nothing, but it sure would
1425
00:50:11,558 --> 00:50:12,926
motivate me to actually pour the
1426
00:50:12,926 --> 00:50:14,661
whiskey into the glass.
1427
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,635
Here you go.
1428
00:50:21,635 --> 00:50:23,003
Thank you.
1429
00:50:23,003 --> 00:50:25,538
You're welcome.
1430
00:50:25,538 --> 00:50:27,841
So why do they call you pee
1431
00:50:27,841 --> 00:50:31,845
wee?
1432
00:50:31,845 --> 00:50:34,681
You really don't know?
1433
00:50:34,681 --> 00:50:36,616
Is it because you're short?
1434
00:50:39,552 --> 00:50:40,887
Yeah.
1435
00:50:40,887 --> 00:50:42,522
Yeah, it's, uh, something like
1436
00:50:42,522 --> 00:50:45,925
that.
1437
00:50:45,925 --> 00:50:47,394
Do you really want to be a
1438
00:50:47,394 --> 00:50:48,561
dentist?
1439
00:50:48,561 --> 00:50:49,696
Yeah.
1440
00:50:49,696 --> 00:50:51,331
Yeah, sure.
1441
00:50:51,331 --> 00:50:53,733
You know, uh, seems to be
1442
00:50:53,733 --> 00:50:55,402
working out well for my uncle,
1443
00:50:55,402 --> 00:50:59,406
so why not, right?
1444
00:50:59,406 --> 00:51:00,340
Plus I already got two years
1445
00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:01,441
invested in it, and I think my
1446
00:51:01,441 --> 00:51:02,475
mom would kill me if I change my
1447
00:51:02,475 --> 00:51:04,644
mind now, so there you go.
1448
00:51:07,013 --> 00:51:08,381
What about you?
1449
00:51:08,381 --> 00:51:10,517
Is marketing your future?
1450
00:51:10,517 --> 00:51:11,951
Oh, you betcha.
1451
00:51:22,729 --> 00:51:23,897
Cheers.
1452
00:51:32,105 --> 00:51:33,740
( Rock music playing, crowd
1453
00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:35,742
cheering )
1454
00:51:37,944 --> 00:51:39,779
So, uh, what time's your
1455
00:51:39,779 --> 00:51:42,515
next, you know, appointment?
1456
00:51:42,515 --> 00:51:44,084
He's waiting for me now.
1457
00:51:44,084 --> 00:51:45,518
Do you need to get going?
1458
00:51:45,518 --> 00:51:46,386
Nah.
1459
00:51:46,386 --> 00:51:47,754
He's one of my regulars from
1460
00:51:47,754 --> 00:51:48,755
porky's.
1461
00:51:48,755 --> 00:51:51,091
He usually starts without me.
1462
00:51:51,091 --> 00:51:52,759
So are you really leaving for
1463
00:51:52,759 --> 00:51:53,793
the Navy at the end of the
1464
00:51:53,793 --> 00:51:55,995
summer?
1465
00:51:55,995 --> 00:51:57,864
What's your hurry?
1466
00:51:57,864 --> 00:51:58,932
I gotta get out of here, you
1467
00:51:58,932 --> 00:51:59,799
know?
1468
00:51:59,799 --> 00:52:01,735
I mean, my old man's business is
1469
00:52:01,735 --> 00:52:03,670
drying up, and with pee wee and
1470
00:52:03,670 --> 00:52:05,038
Tommy away at school, I mean,
1471
00:52:05,038 --> 00:52:06,172
there's not a lot for me to
1472
00:52:06,172 --> 00:52:07,841
stick around here for anymore.
1473
00:52:07,841 --> 00:52:09,709
All my friends are gone.
1474
00:52:16,082 --> 00:52:18,017
I'll be your friend.
1475
00:52:28,428 --> 00:52:30,730
Hey, check this out.
1476
00:52:30,730 --> 00:52:34,667
Look at this.
1477
00:52:36,002 --> 00:52:36,936
Whoa.
1478
00:52:36,936 --> 00:52:38,171
Holy shit balls.
1479
00:52:38,171 --> 00:52:39,038
I'm going in, Tommy.
1480
00:52:39,038 --> 00:52:39,906
I'm going in.
1481
00:52:39,906 --> 00:52:41,107
Attaboy.
1482
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:49,015
All right, ladies, who's
1483
00:52:49,015 --> 00:52:52,652
ready to do the baloney pony?
1484
00:52:57,724 --> 00:53:00,126
Oh, no.
1485
00:53:00,126 --> 00:53:03,797
Mmm!
1486
00:53:03,797 --> 00:53:05,465
Get the fuck out of here.
1487
00:53:10,970 --> 00:53:12,705
Tough break, kid.
1488
00:53:12,705 --> 00:53:14,707
It's a curse.
1489
00:53:14,707 --> 00:53:16,176
Why don't you give me some,
1490
00:53:16,176 --> 00:53:17,243
then, huh?
1491
00:53:17,243 --> 00:53:18,711
That sounded awful queer, pee
1492
00:53:18,711 --> 00:53:21,614
wee.
1493
00:53:21,614 --> 00:53:23,483
You know what I mean, Tommy,
1494
00:53:23,483 --> 00:53:24,484
okay?
1495
00:53:24,484 --> 00:53:25,885
Hey, meat.
1496
00:53:25,885 --> 00:53:28,021
I've got a small dick.
1497
00:53:28,021 --> 00:53:30,590
I got a doorbell, an innie, not
1498
00:53:30,590 --> 00:53:32,792
an outie, a midget purple-headed
1499
00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:35,094
yogurt slinger, a baby carrot--
1500
00:53:35,094 --> 00:53:36,663
whoa, whoa, whoa, we know
1501
00:53:36,663 --> 00:53:37,831
you're hung like a light switch.
1502
00:53:37,831 --> 00:53:39,032
Don't advertise it.
1503
00:53:39,032 --> 00:53:42,836
You want people to hear?
1504
00:53:42,836 --> 00:53:45,605
My name's pee wee, man.
1505
00:53:45,605 --> 00:53:46,906
Okay?
1506
00:53:46,906 --> 00:53:48,074
You don't think that gives
1507
00:53:48,074 --> 00:53:49,509
people just a little bit of an
1508
00:53:49,509 --> 00:53:51,711
idea, just a guess, just a
1509
00:53:51,711 --> 00:53:52,645
smidgen?
1510
00:53:52,645 --> 00:53:53,947
Well, you are short.
1511
00:53:53,947 --> 00:53:55,515
Come on, man, what's up with the
1512
00:53:55,515 --> 00:53:56,583
downer attitude?
1513
00:53:56,583 --> 00:53:57,851
You on the rag right now?
1514
00:53:57,851 --> 00:53:58,852
It's all good.
1515
00:53:58,852 --> 00:53:59,919
We almost got enough bread to
1516
00:53:59,919 --> 00:54:01,621
pay for all the antiques, and
1517
00:54:01,621 --> 00:54:03,089
Vanessa totally wants you to
1518
00:54:03,089 --> 00:54:06,993
fart on her belly button.
1519
00:54:06,993 --> 00:54:08,027
How do you know she even
1520
00:54:08,027 --> 00:54:08,995
likes me, huh?
1521
00:54:08,995 --> 00:54:11,164
Hmm?
1522
00:54:11,164 --> 00:54:13,700
Jesus.
1523
00:54:13,700 --> 00:54:16,636
She's so beautiful and smart,
1524
00:54:16,636 --> 00:54:17,570
and she's--
1525
00:54:17,570 --> 00:54:19,739
you two are the same person.
1526
00:54:22,876 --> 00:54:23,910
Really?
1527
00:54:23,910 --> 00:54:26,079
Yeah.
1528
00:54:26,079 --> 00:54:27,780
You think I'm beautiful and
1529
00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:28,882
smart, too?
1530
00:54:32,218 --> 00:54:34,587
Sure.
1531
00:54:34,587 --> 00:54:35,822
You're a good friend.
1532
00:54:35,822 --> 00:54:36,856
Hey, it's a new shirt, babe,
1533
00:54:36,856 --> 00:54:37,824
come on.
1534
00:54:37,824 --> 00:54:38,791
You're a good guy.
1535
00:54:38,791 --> 00:54:40,026
Release.
1536
00:54:40,026 --> 00:54:41,094
You're really good.
1537
00:54:41,094 --> 00:54:41,961
Hey.
1538
00:54:41,961 --> 00:54:43,763
First grade, man.
1539
00:54:50,270 --> 00:54:52,138
Hey, little guy.
1540
00:54:52,138 --> 00:54:53,773
Pick a station you like.
1541
00:54:53,773 --> 00:54:55,675
Yeah.
1542
00:54:55,675 --> 00:54:56,576
Come on.
1543
00:54:56,576 --> 00:54:57,243
Come on, pee.
1544
00:54:57,243 --> 00:54:58,878
Eenie, meenie, miney--
1545
00:55:00,647 --> 00:55:01,915
that's a good one.
1546
00:55:01,915 --> 00:55:03,783
She looks tough.
1547
00:55:06,352 --> 00:55:08,288
Not this time!
1548
00:55:10,823 --> 00:55:14,694
Go get 'em, tiger!
1549
00:55:14,694 --> 00:55:15,728
Come here.
1550
00:55:15,728 --> 00:55:16,596
Yeah, come here, baby.
1551
00:55:16,596 --> 00:55:17,897
You want some of this pussy.
1552
00:55:21,301 --> 00:55:23,202
Get him! Get him!
1553
00:55:23,202 --> 00:55:25,338
Oh, oh, Tommy.
1554
00:55:25,338 --> 00:55:27,040
Oh, enough, end it, pee.
1555
00:55:28,074 --> 00:55:28,942
Oh!
1556
00:55:28,942 --> 00:55:30,143
Tommy, man down.
1557
00:55:30,143 --> 00:55:31,144
Tommy, man down.
1558
00:55:31,144 --> 00:55:33,680
Man down.
1559
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:36,683
He's crawling.
1560
00:55:36,683 --> 00:55:37,850
Get out of here, you bitch!
1561
00:55:37,850 --> 00:55:40,286
Ow!
1562
00:55:52,932 --> 00:55:54,667
I can't even get laid in my
1563
00:55:54,667 --> 00:55:58,171
own whorehouse.
1564
00:56:04,177 --> 00:56:05,378
Thank you.
1565
00:56:05,378 --> 00:56:08,381
Channel two.
1566
00:56:08,381 --> 00:56:09,816
Check it out.
1567
00:56:21,761 --> 00:56:23,062
Be nice.
1568
00:56:23,062 --> 00:56:25,231
Fucking pee.
1569
00:56:28,134 --> 00:56:30,103
I think I'm dying.
1570
00:56:30,103 --> 00:56:31,070
You're not dying.
1571
00:56:31,070 --> 00:56:31,938
Now get up, champ.
1572
00:56:31,938 --> 00:56:33,840
It's time to celebrate.
1573
00:56:36,409 --> 00:56:38,011
Why?
1574
00:56:38,011 --> 00:56:38,945
Because last night, we made a
1575
00:56:38,945 --> 00:56:41,681
shitload of money.
1576
00:56:41,681 --> 00:56:42,882
Okay, exactly how much is a
1577
00:56:42,882 --> 00:56:44,083
shitload again?
1578
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:47,253
9,406 and some change even
1579
00:56:47,253 --> 00:56:49,789
after we tipped out the girls.
1580
00:56:49,789 --> 00:56:51,057
Oh, my god, Tommy, are you
1581
00:56:51,057 --> 00:56:53,693
saying we made 9,000...
1582
00:56:53,693 --> 00:56:54,961
406.
1583
00:56:54,961 --> 00:56:58,398
And some change in one night?
1584
00:56:58,398 --> 00:56:59,265
How?
1585
00:56:59,265 --> 00:57:00,833
I just laid there.
1586
00:57:00,833 --> 00:57:01,834
A couple more nights like
1587
00:57:01,834 --> 00:57:02,935
last night and we'll be able to
1588
00:57:02,935 --> 00:57:04,137
replace the vases and most of
1589
00:57:04,137 --> 00:57:05,138
the antiques.
1590
00:57:05,138 --> 00:57:06,139
And we have double the
1591
00:57:06,139 --> 00:57:07,173
reservations for tonight.
1592
00:57:07,173 --> 00:57:08,141
The phone's been ringing like
1593
00:57:08,141 --> 00:57:09,008
crazy.
1594
00:57:09,008 --> 00:57:09,942
Wait a minute, you guys are
1595
00:57:09,942 --> 00:57:11,077
saying we have to do this again?
1596
00:57:11,077 --> 00:57:12,145
Of course we are, pee.
1597
00:57:12,145 --> 00:57:13,046
You heard Shelly.
1598
00:57:13,046 --> 00:57:14,047
A couple of more nights like
1599
00:57:14,047 --> 00:57:15,381
last night and all your troubles
1600
00:57:15,381 --> 00:57:16,249
are gone.
1601
00:57:16,249 --> 00:57:18,017
Yeah, and I am totally booked
1602
00:57:18,017 --> 00:57:18,885
solid.
1603
00:57:18,885 --> 00:57:21,421
And a lot of high rollers.
1604
00:57:21,421 --> 00:57:23,456
Three more reservations.
1605
00:57:23,456 --> 00:57:24,957
At this rate, we'll have the
1606
00:57:24,957 --> 00:57:26,392
money in no time.
1607
00:57:26,392 --> 00:57:28,761
Pee wee, normally I would say
1608
00:57:28,761 --> 00:57:30,797
this whole idea is crazy, but
1609
00:57:30,797 --> 00:57:33,733
looking at how last night went,
1610
00:57:33,733 --> 00:57:35,034
I say go for it.
1611
00:57:35,034 --> 00:57:36,235
She's right.
1612
00:57:36,235 --> 00:57:37,937
She's usually a real pussy.
1613
00:57:37,937 --> 00:57:40,740
That I am.
1614
00:57:40,740 --> 00:57:42,775
Okay, why not, huh?
1615
00:57:46,412 --> 00:57:47,280
Hey.
1616
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:48,347
Hey.
1617
00:57:48,347 --> 00:57:50,483
Everyone's downstairs.
1618
00:57:50,483 --> 00:57:54,420
What's that?
1619
00:57:54,420 --> 00:57:55,855
Go get 'em, hef.
1620
00:58:00,326 --> 00:58:02,862
Not too bad.
1621
00:58:11,037 --> 00:58:13,439
Here, take these beers.
1622
00:58:13,439 --> 00:58:14,340
Jesus.
1623
00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:15,475
Don't forget to tip your
1624
00:58:15,475 --> 00:58:16,342
bartenders, boys.
1625
00:58:16,342 --> 00:58:18,010
Come on, what the fuck?
1626
00:58:18,010 --> 00:58:20,379
Not too shabby, huh?
1627
00:58:20,379 --> 00:58:22,148
You are running a very
1628
00:58:22,148 --> 00:58:24,050
well-organized cathouse, ma'am.
1629
00:58:26,352 --> 00:58:27,420
So you and pee wee snuck out
1630
00:58:27,420 --> 00:58:28,554
for a little while.
1631
00:58:28,554 --> 00:58:30,857
We had a good time.
1632
00:58:30,857 --> 00:58:32,425
And did you guys make the
1633
00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:33,426
beast with two backs?
1634
00:58:33,426 --> 00:58:35,194
Play hide the salami?
1635
00:58:35,194 --> 00:58:36,062
No!
1636
00:58:36,062 --> 00:58:37,063
Did you let him spank you
1637
00:58:37,063 --> 00:58:37,930
like a bad girl?
1638
00:58:37,930 --> 00:58:38,865
Bumping uglies?
1639
00:58:38,865 --> 00:58:40,533
I haven't been a bad, bad
1640
00:58:40,533 --> 00:58:42,969
girl, and it's not that ugly.
1641
00:58:45,304 --> 00:58:47,240
Evening, everyone.
1642
00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:48,541
Enjoying the party?
1643
00:58:48,541 --> 00:58:50,176
Pee wee.
1644
00:58:50,176 --> 00:58:51,377
Oh, my god, you're a pimp,
1645
00:58:51,377 --> 00:58:52,512
pee wee.
1646
00:58:57,917 --> 00:59:01,320
You look great.
1647
00:59:18,337 --> 00:59:19,972
Pizza supreme.
1648
00:59:19,972 --> 00:59:21,374
Sit up!
1649
00:59:21,374 --> 00:59:23,109
Ah! Ah! Ah!
1650
00:59:23,109 --> 00:59:24,911
Bad dog!
1651
00:59:27,947 --> 00:59:30,583
I'm starving.
1652
00:59:30,583 --> 00:59:33,986
Gonna rock this one!
1653
00:59:41,327 --> 00:59:43,863
Pee wee, it's uncle Howard.
1654
00:59:43,863 --> 00:59:46,265
Well, my trip's been cut short,
1655
00:59:46,265 --> 00:59:47,934
and I'll be home in a few days
1656
00:59:47,934 --> 00:59:49,435
now, so be sure to use the
1657
00:59:49,435 --> 00:59:50,903
disinfectant.
1658
00:59:55,408 --> 00:59:56,642
This is awesome.
1659
00:59:56,642 --> 00:59:59,145
I know.
1660
00:59:59,145 --> 01:00:00,012
Hey, guys.
1661
01:00:00,012 --> 01:00:01,047
Pee wee.
1662
01:00:01,047 --> 01:00:02,048
Good news, pee wee, we're
1663
01:00:02,048 --> 01:00:03,282
gonna have all the money sooner
1664
01:00:03,282 --> 01:00:04,183
than we thought.
1665
01:00:04,183 --> 01:00:05,218
Yep, last night, we pulled in
1666
01:00:05,218 --> 01:00:06,619
over 11 grand.
1667
01:00:06,619 --> 01:00:07,520
We're almost there.
1668
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:08,588
Nice!
1669
01:00:08,588 --> 01:00:09,488
Blow 'em up!
1670
01:00:09,488 --> 01:00:11,090
Blow it up!
1671
01:00:11,090 --> 01:00:12,191
Hey, you guys seen Vanessa?
1672
01:00:12,191 --> 01:00:13,192
I saw her this morning.
1673
01:00:13,192 --> 01:00:14,927
She said she was going swimming.
1674
01:00:14,927 --> 01:00:16,095
Ah, gotcha.
1675
01:00:16,095 --> 01:00:16,963
Listen to you.
1676
01:00:16,963 --> 01:00:17,897
She was looking for you,
1677
01:00:17,897 --> 01:00:18,998
tiger.
1678
01:00:22,435 --> 01:00:23,936
How'd we do last night,
1679
01:00:23,936 --> 01:00:24,937
Lloyd?
1680
01:00:24,937 --> 01:00:26,639
You don't want to know, pork.
1681
01:00:26,639 --> 01:00:29,575
Tell me.
1682
01:00:29,575 --> 01:00:31,911
We did shit, pork.
1683
01:00:33,346 --> 01:00:35,181
And let me guess, you think
1684
01:00:35,181 --> 01:00:36,449
it's 'cause I let that bitch
1685
01:00:36,449 --> 01:00:37,650
Tina get away.
1686
01:00:37,650 --> 01:00:39,919
I didn't say that.
1687
01:00:39,919 --> 01:00:40,953
No, but that's what you were
1688
01:00:40,953 --> 01:00:42,388
thinking.
1689
01:00:45,658 --> 01:00:49,262
Porky, we want to talk.
1690
01:00:49,262 --> 01:00:50,363
What do we want to talk
1691
01:00:50,363 --> 01:00:53,199
about, ladies?
1692
01:00:53,199 --> 01:00:54,100
We're done.
1693
01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:55,601
Last night was our last night.
1694
01:00:55,601 --> 01:00:57,036
Your last night.
1695
01:00:57,036 --> 01:00:58,070
And what are you going to do
1696
01:00:58,070 --> 01:00:58,938
now?
1697
01:00:58,938 --> 01:01:01,540
We're the only house in town.
1698
01:01:01,540 --> 01:01:03,009
There's a new place down at
1699
01:01:03,009 --> 01:01:04,176
angel beach.
1700
01:01:04,176 --> 01:01:07,580
Real nice and a better cut.
1701
01:01:07,580 --> 01:01:10,716
Angel beach.
1702
01:01:12,652 --> 01:01:13,986
Well, you better get your ass
1703
01:01:13,986 --> 01:01:15,688
down there, then, because you
1704
01:01:15,688 --> 01:01:17,990
don't have a job here anymore.
1705
01:01:17,990 --> 01:01:19,125
Now get the fuck out of here,
1706
01:01:19,125 --> 01:01:20,626
all of you.
1707
01:01:20,626 --> 01:01:23,596
God damn it.
1708
01:01:23,596 --> 01:01:25,231
You know anything about a new
1709
01:01:25,231 --> 01:01:27,166
cathouse in angel beach?
1710
01:01:27,166 --> 01:01:29,302
You talking about this?
1711
01:01:31,671 --> 01:01:33,272
I guess I am.
1712
01:01:33,272 --> 01:01:34,573
Shit.
1713
01:01:37,677 --> 01:01:41,280
Hey, Vanessa!
1714
01:01:44,083 --> 01:01:47,053
Okay, that was graceful.
1715
01:01:47,053 --> 01:01:48,421
Are you still drunk from last
1716
01:01:48,421 --> 01:01:49,388
night?
1717
01:01:49,388 --> 01:01:51,223
Sober as a judge.
1718
01:01:51,223 --> 01:01:53,459
Oh.
1719
01:01:53,459 --> 01:01:55,695
Look, thanks for tracking
1720
01:01:55,695 --> 01:01:57,263
down those new vases for me.
1721
01:01:57,263 --> 01:01:58,464
You know, I couldn't have done
1722
01:01:58,464 --> 01:01:59,332
it without you.
1723
01:01:59,332 --> 01:02:00,633
Sure.
1724
01:02:00,633 --> 01:02:01,634
You just got to know where to
1725
01:02:01,634 --> 01:02:02,568
look.
1726
01:02:02,568 --> 01:02:04,203
Some of the antiques are going
1727
01:02:04,203 --> 01:02:05,438
to be a little harder, though.
1728
01:02:05,438 --> 01:02:08,240
Well, um, thanks anyway.
1729
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:09,608
Glad to help.
1730
01:02:15,348 --> 01:02:16,749
Oh!
1731
01:02:16,749 --> 01:02:17,616
Really?!
1732
01:02:20,519 --> 01:02:22,588
Oh, here.
1733
01:02:22,588 --> 01:02:23,723
Here.
1734
01:02:23,723 --> 01:02:25,057
Thank you.
1735
01:02:26,525 --> 01:02:28,094
What color is that?
1736
01:02:28,094 --> 01:02:29,261
Is that periwinkle?
1737
01:02:29,261 --> 01:02:30,262
I don't know.
1738
01:02:30,262 --> 01:02:32,164
Hey.
1739
01:02:32,164 --> 01:02:33,532
Hey, you guys.
1740
01:02:33,532 --> 01:02:34,633
Hi.
1741
01:02:34,633 --> 01:02:36,235
Do I smell bird shit?
1742
01:02:36,235 --> 01:02:37,603
Yeah, it's me.
1743
01:02:37,603 --> 01:02:40,339
Oh, charming.
1744
01:02:40,339 --> 01:02:41,407
Pee wee, Tommy and meat want to
1745
01:02:41,407 --> 01:02:42,274
see you.
1746
01:02:42,274 --> 01:02:43,142
It's a surprise.
1747
01:02:43,142 --> 01:02:44,810
Okay.
1748
01:02:44,810 --> 01:02:47,079
Um, I guess I'll see you girls
1749
01:02:47,079 --> 01:02:47,747
later.
1750
01:02:47,747 --> 01:02:49,148
All right.
1751
01:02:54,453 --> 01:02:57,089
Blow 'em up.
1752
01:02:57,790 --> 01:03:00,059
What?
1753
01:03:00,059 --> 01:03:01,160
That guy's a walking, talking
1754
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,461
train wreck.
1755
01:03:02,461 --> 01:03:04,597
But he's so cute, though.
1756
01:03:04,597 --> 01:03:05,698
He's got something, I'll give
1757
01:03:05,698 --> 01:03:06,565
you that.
1758
01:03:06,565 --> 01:03:10,169
Not sure what it is.
1759
01:03:10,169 --> 01:03:11,437
Hey.
1760
01:03:11,437 --> 01:03:12,438
Are you ever going to tell the
1761
01:03:12,438 --> 01:03:13,506
guys the real reason you're
1762
01:03:13,506 --> 01:03:14,607
helping them?
1763
01:03:14,607 --> 01:03:15,841
What do you mean?
1764
01:03:15,841 --> 01:03:17,543
Come on, shel, we both know
1765
01:03:17,543 --> 01:03:18,411
you're only starting a
1766
01:03:18,411 --> 01:03:19,378
whorehouse to get back at your
1767
01:03:19,378 --> 01:03:20,279
dad.
1768
01:03:20,279 --> 01:03:22,114
That's not true.
1769
01:03:22,114 --> 01:03:24,517
Okay, maybe it started that way,
1770
01:03:24,517 --> 01:03:26,419
but I really like Tommy now, and
1771
01:03:26,419 --> 01:03:27,787
I want to help pee wee.
1772
01:03:27,787 --> 01:03:28,721
Are you ever going to tell
1773
01:03:28,721 --> 01:03:30,289
them who your dad is?
1774
01:03:30,289 --> 01:03:32,158
You can't hide it forever.
1775
01:03:32,158 --> 01:03:33,159
I know, but it's got to be
1776
01:03:33,159 --> 01:03:33,826
the right time.
1777
01:03:33,826 --> 01:03:35,394
Tommy will freak.
1778
01:03:35,394 --> 01:03:37,263
Pee wee will have a stroke.
1779
01:03:39,698 --> 01:03:40,866
Oh, you really like him,
1780
01:03:40,866 --> 01:03:42,435
don't you?
1781
01:03:42,435 --> 01:03:45,671
He's not my type at all.
1782
01:03:45,671 --> 01:03:46,572
Not your type?
1783
01:03:46,572 --> 01:03:48,741
Nerds always go for you.
1784
01:03:48,741 --> 01:03:50,743
Pee wee is not a nerd.
1785
01:03:50,743 --> 01:03:52,778
Oh, yes, he is.
1786
01:03:52,778 --> 01:03:54,313
But it's okay, no, he's a
1787
01:03:54,313 --> 01:03:55,648
lovable nerd.
1788
01:04:00,419 --> 01:04:01,554
No, no way.
1789
01:04:01,554 --> 01:04:02,755
That's not going to attract any
1790
01:04:02,755 --> 01:04:03,622
attention at all.
1791
01:04:03,622 --> 01:04:04,757
Relax, pee, it's only for a
1792
01:04:04,757 --> 01:04:05,624
night.
1793
01:04:05,624 --> 01:04:07,526
What harm can it do?
1794
01:04:07,526 --> 01:04:08,861
Come on, pal, we got customers
1795
01:04:08,861 --> 01:04:11,564
waiting.
1796
01:04:11,564 --> 01:04:13,199
Blow 'em up.
1797
01:04:13,199 --> 01:04:14,533
Blow 'em up.
1798
01:04:14,533 --> 01:04:15,768
Attaboy, cutie.
1799
01:04:15,768 --> 01:04:17,136
Careful.
1800
01:04:24,176 --> 01:04:25,211
I got you.
1801
01:04:25,211 --> 01:04:27,179
How about a... what do you say?
1802
01:04:44,597 --> 01:04:46,165
I got the address right here.
1803
01:04:46,165 --> 01:04:47,466
Pork, why you want to go fuck
1804
01:04:47,466 --> 01:04:48,667
with this?
1805
01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:49,935
Somebody took it upon
1806
01:04:49,935 --> 01:04:51,403
themselves to play around in my
1807
01:04:51,403 --> 01:04:52,571
pigpen.
1808
01:04:52,571 --> 01:04:54,607
And I don't like that at all.
1809
01:04:54,607 --> 01:04:56,208
Now I'm gonna fuck 'em up.
1810
01:04:56,208 --> 01:04:57,243
Let's go, brother.
1811
01:04:57,243 --> 01:04:57,943
So what you going to do,
1812
01:04:57,943 --> 01:04:58,811
shoot somebody?
1813
01:04:58,811 --> 01:04:59,678
I might go to jail, and I
1814
01:04:59,678 --> 01:05:00,546
might not.
1815
01:05:00,546 --> 01:05:01,547
That means I'm going to jail,
1816
01:05:01,547 --> 01:05:02,414
then.
1817
01:05:02,414 --> 01:05:03,582
Yeah, you'll go to jail for
1818
01:05:03,582 --> 01:05:04,750
sure.
1819
01:05:13,359 --> 01:05:15,494
You know what?
1820
01:05:15,494 --> 01:05:17,396
I think Tommy and Shelly have
1821
01:05:17,396 --> 01:05:19,465
things under control.
1822
01:05:19,465 --> 01:05:20,432
I still want to keep an eye
1823
01:05:20,432 --> 01:05:21,300
on things.
1824
01:05:21,300 --> 01:05:22,368
I can't afford to replace
1825
01:05:22,368 --> 01:05:23,836
anything else.
1826
01:05:38,450 --> 01:05:39,652
Good for you, pee wee.
1827
01:05:39,652 --> 01:05:41,287
Good for you.
1828
01:05:46,292 --> 01:05:48,561
Hey, check it out.
1829
01:05:48,561 --> 01:05:49,929
Pee wee's finally gonna seal the
1830
01:05:49,929 --> 01:05:50,963
deal.
1831
01:05:50,963 --> 01:05:54,567
Speaking of which.
1832
01:05:54,567 --> 01:05:56,001
Oh, don't even bother.
1833
01:05:56,001 --> 01:05:57,536
I mean, you might think having a
1834
01:05:57,536 --> 01:05:58,771
huge cock would be a great
1835
01:05:58,771 --> 01:06:00,272
thing, but every woman who sees
1836
01:06:00,272 --> 01:06:01,407
it runs in fear.
1837
01:06:01,407 --> 01:06:02,374
They think I'll hurt them or
1838
01:06:02,374 --> 01:06:03,242
something.
1839
01:06:03,242 --> 01:06:04,243
It's become a curse.
1840
01:06:04,243 --> 01:06:05,644
Please.
1841
01:06:05,644 --> 01:06:07,012
You know, the right muscle
1842
01:06:07,012 --> 01:06:09,281
technique and a little lube, all
1843
01:06:09,281 --> 01:06:10,583
in the hands of an experienced
1844
01:06:10,583 --> 01:06:13,786
woman, is all you need.
1845
01:06:13,786 --> 01:06:14,753
Come on.
1846
01:06:14,753 --> 01:06:16,455
I could use a break.
1847
01:06:16,455 --> 01:06:17,756
I'll show you.
1848
01:06:32,838 --> 01:06:34,873
Brace yourself.
1849
01:06:34,873 --> 01:06:37,743
You sure you're ready for that?
1850
01:06:37,743 --> 01:06:40,012
Honey...
1851
01:06:40,012 --> 01:06:41,714
I have been rehearsing for it
1852
01:06:41,714 --> 01:06:44,316
my whole life.
1853
01:06:44,316 --> 01:06:45,718
Well, in that case.
1854
01:06:54,493 --> 01:06:55,961
Check this out.
1855
01:06:55,961 --> 01:06:58,864
What you think?
1856
01:06:58,864 --> 01:07:00,332
Better than porky's?
1857
01:07:00,332 --> 01:07:02,401
Better than porky's.
1858
01:07:19,318 --> 01:07:20,452
That looks just like my sign.
1859
01:07:20,452 --> 01:07:21,320
No, it doesn't.
1860
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:23,389
This is a crock of shit.
1861
01:07:23,389 --> 01:07:24,423
Take it easy, pork.
1862
01:07:24,423 --> 01:07:26,959
And who the fuck is pee wee?
1863
01:07:38,771 --> 01:07:40,339
You?
1864
01:07:40,339 --> 01:07:41,674
It's those little pussies that
1865
01:07:41,674 --> 01:07:42,541
were raising hell down in my
1866
01:07:42,541 --> 01:07:43,409
pens.
1867
01:07:44,410 --> 01:07:45,511
Get 'em, Lloyd.
1868
01:07:45,511 --> 01:07:46,645
Come here!
1869
01:07:46,645 --> 01:07:47,579
No! No!
1870
01:07:47,579 --> 01:07:49,615
What the fuck?
1871
01:07:49,615 --> 01:07:51,950
Get the fuck off me!
1872
01:07:51,950 --> 01:07:55,721
Gimme that fucking bat!
1873
01:07:55,721 --> 01:07:57,423
Go ahead, shit for brains,
1874
01:07:57,423 --> 01:07:58,090
make your move.
1875
01:07:58,090 --> 01:07:59,091
Gimme the fucking bat.
1876
01:07:59,091 --> 01:08:00,059
Easy. Easy.
1877
01:08:00,059 --> 01:08:01,894
Trust me, it's easy.
1878
01:08:01,894 --> 01:08:05,497
Put that away!
1879
01:08:05,497 --> 01:08:06,365
Tina?
1880
01:08:06,365 --> 01:08:08,534
I work here now.
1881
01:08:08,534 --> 01:08:09,902
Yeah, well, not anymore,
1882
01:08:09,902 --> 01:08:11,036
you don't.
1883
01:08:11,036 --> 01:08:12,371
None of you work here.
1884
01:08:12,371 --> 01:08:14,073
Daddy.
1885
01:08:14,073 --> 01:08:15,407
Shelly.
1886
01:08:15,407 --> 01:08:16,442
Daddy?
1887
01:08:16,442 --> 01:08:17,543
Sorry, I was gonna tell you.
1888
01:08:17,543 --> 01:08:18,410
What in the hell are you
1889
01:08:18,410 --> 01:08:19,078
doing here with all these
1890
01:08:19,078 --> 01:08:19,945
degenerates?
1891
01:08:19,945 --> 01:08:20,813
These degenerates are my
1892
01:08:20,813 --> 01:08:21,680
friends.
1893
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:22,848
I work here.
1894
01:08:22,848 --> 01:08:24,550
Dad, I don't work here, work
1895
01:08:24,550 --> 01:08:25,417
here.
1896
01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:28,887
I-- I mean, we run this place.
1897
01:08:28,887 --> 01:08:30,556
You run this place?
1898
01:08:30,556 --> 01:08:31,657
Damn right I do.
1899
01:08:31,657 --> 01:08:32,858
Do you have any idea how
1900
01:08:32,858 --> 01:08:33,926
much money I've lost?
1901
01:08:33,926 --> 01:08:34,960
I have some idea.
1902
01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:36,128
You've almost ruined me.
1903
01:08:36,128 --> 01:08:37,429
You should've listened to me
1904
01:08:37,429 --> 01:08:38,964
when I was trying to help you.
1905
01:08:38,964 --> 01:08:42,568
I tell you what, why don't
1906
01:08:42,568 --> 01:08:44,870
you and me talk about this
1907
01:08:44,870 --> 01:08:46,805
outside, all right?
1908
01:08:46,805 --> 01:08:50,509
Now, boys, don't you be stupid.
1909
01:08:50,509 --> 01:08:52,044
I'm telling you.
1910
01:08:52,044 --> 01:08:53,078
Watch 'em, Lloyd.
1911
01:08:53,078 --> 01:08:54,646
Batter up, motherfuckers.
1912
01:08:54,646 --> 01:08:56,815
Yeah, you, too.
1913
01:08:56,815 --> 01:08:59,985
Porky is Shelly's father?
1914
01:08:59,985 --> 01:09:01,053
This is so fucked.
1915
01:09:01,053 --> 01:09:02,721
Tell me about it, pee.
1916
01:09:02,721 --> 01:09:03,589
She was going to tell you
1917
01:09:03,589 --> 01:09:04,456
guys.
1918
01:09:04,456 --> 01:09:06,191
She was just waiting for the
1919
01:09:06,191 --> 01:09:07,693
right time.
1920
01:09:07,693 --> 01:09:08,560
Why?
1921
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:09,728
Because I can.
1922
01:09:09,728 --> 01:09:10,929
Oh, shit.
1923
01:09:10,929 --> 01:09:12,464
You are running a whorehouse
1924
01:09:12,464 --> 01:09:13,866
with a bunch of snot-nosed punks
1925
01:09:13,866 --> 01:09:14,733
from angel beach.
1926
01:09:14,733 --> 01:09:15,734
I'm a damn good
1927
01:09:15,734 --> 01:09:16,869
businesswoman, a lot smarter
1928
01:09:16,869 --> 01:09:18,437
than you give me credit for.
1929
01:09:18,437 --> 01:09:19,872
I beat you at your own game.
1930
01:09:19,872 --> 01:09:22,541
Well, you certainly did that.
1931
01:09:22,541 --> 01:09:23,609
But what are you doing here,
1932
01:09:23,609 --> 01:09:24,510
Shelly?
1933
01:09:24,510 --> 01:09:26,712
You're smarter than I am.
1934
01:09:26,712 --> 01:09:27,980
You're better than me.
1935
01:09:27,980 --> 01:09:30,215
Dad...
1936
01:09:30,215 --> 01:09:32,451
You know I don't feel that way.
1937
01:09:34,453 --> 01:09:36,488
You know I love you.
1938
01:09:36,488 --> 01:09:38,690
Yeah, I love you, too, but
1939
01:09:38,690 --> 01:09:39,825
putting your old man out of
1940
01:09:39,825 --> 01:09:41,493
business is a seriously fucked-
1941
01:09:41,493 --> 01:09:42,528
up way of showing your
1942
01:09:42,528 --> 01:09:44,797
affection.
1943
01:09:44,797 --> 01:09:46,098
What are you going to do now?
1944
01:09:46,098 --> 01:09:47,900
You gonna stay open and take
1945
01:09:47,900 --> 01:09:50,536
all of my customers?
1946
01:09:50,536 --> 01:09:51,870
I don't know.
1947
01:09:51,870 --> 01:09:53,639
You made your point.
1948
01:09:53,639 --> 01:09:56,508
You can run a business.
1949
01:09:56,508 --> 01:09:58,043
I'll make the changes.
1950
01:09:58,043 --> 01:09:59,745
Just do me a favor.
1951
01:09:59,745 --> 01:10:01,013
Go back to school and shut this
1952
01:10:01,013 --> 01:10:04,783
circus down.
1953
01:10:04,783 --> 01:10:07,119
On one condition.
1954
01:10:07,119 --> 01:10:08,654
You give my friends their money
1955
01:10:08,654 --> 01:10:09,855
back.
1956
01:10:09,855 --> 01:10:11,557
What money?
1957
01:10:11,557 --> 01:10:13,592
The 750 you took from them.
1958
01:10:13,592 --> 01:10:16,261
You promised to get them laid.
1959
01:10:16,261 --> 01:10:17,696
Oh, yeah.
1960
01:10:18,697 --> 01:10:20,132
Yeah, I can do that.
1961
01:10:20,132 --> 01:10:21,500
I guess with my daughter behind
1962
01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:23,936
them, they're-- they're not
1963
01:10:23,936 --> 01:10:26,004
such pussies after all.
1964
01:10:26,004 --> 01:10:28,507
Come on, let's get out of here.
1965
01:10:38,517 --> 01:10:39,751
10, yes.
1966
01:10:39,751 --> 01:10:41,220
Incredibly gay.
1967
01:10:41,220 --> 01:10:42,621
Awesome.
1968
01:10:42,621 --> 01:10:44,756
Everybody have a good night?
1969
01:10:44,756 --> 01:10:45,824
You know it.
1970
01:10:45,824 --> 01:10:46,692
Yes.
1971
01:10:46,692 --> 01:10:48,694
Now I know why they call him
1972
01:10:48,694 --> 01:10:50,095
meat.
1973
01:10:50,095 --> 01:10:52,531
I guess he's big enough.
1974
01:10:52,531 --> 01:10:55,133
Dude's like that.
1975
01:10:55,133 --> 01:10:57,069
And I found out why they
1976
01:10:57,069 --> 01:10:58,237
call him pee wee.
1977
01:10:58,237 --> 01:11:00,272
But it's okay.
1978
01:11:00,272 --> 01:11:02,875
He's got girth and...
1979
01:11:02,875 --> 01:11:04,776
Volume.
1980
01:11:04,776 --> 01:11:06,311
And there is plenty of repeat
1981
01:11:06,311 --> 01:11:07,546
business, if you know what i'm
1982
01:11:07,546 --> 01:11:09,047
talking about.
1983
01:11:09,047 --> 01:11:10,716
How is a girl going to get her
1984
01:11:10,716 --> 01:11:12,684
beauty sleep?
1985
01:11:12,684 --> 01:11:14,653
So porky's not gonna kill us?
1986
01:11:14,653 --> 01:11:15,721
Nope.
1987
01:11:15,721 --> 01:11:16,788
He's just glad he has his girls
1988
01:11:16,788 --> 01:11:17,656
back.
1989
01:11:17,656 --> 01:11:18,624
Hey, how much money did we
1990
01:11:18,624 --> 01:11:19,324
make, anyway?
1991
01:11:19,324 --> 01:11:20,626
A lot.
1992
01:11:20,626 --> 01:11:25,097
Boys, we made 29,982 bucks.
1993
01:11:25,097 --> 01:11:26,064
Wow.
1994
01:11:26,064 --> 01:11:27,332
Oh, my god!
1995
01:11:27,332 --> 01:11:28,200
We did it!
1996
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,067
Yeah!
1997
01:11:29,067 --> 01:11:30,235
That's right, Mr. Pee wee!
1998
01:11:30,235 --> 01:11:31,570
Meat!
1999
01:11:34,072 --> 01:11:35,340
Sure as shit, boys, we made
2000
01:11:35,340 --> 01:11:36,909
enough dough to replace all
2001
01:11:36,909 --> 01:11:38,610
those antiques and vases, and
2002
01:11:38,610 --> 01:11:39,645
you know what else?
2003
01:11:39,645 --> 01:11:40,646
We don't have to work this
2004
01:11:40,646 --> 01:11:41,313
summer?
2005
01:11:41,313 --> 01:11:43,315
Not a single day, my friend.
2006
01:11:45,217 --> 01:11:47,853
That's what I like to hear.
2007
01:11:47,853 --> 01:11:50,856
So, what do we do now?
2008
01:11:50,856 --> 01:11:52,724
Well, my uncle's not due
2009
01:11:52,724 --> 01:11:53,625
back for another couple of
2010
01:11:53,625 --> 01:11:54,293
weeks.
2011
01:11:54,293 --> 01:11:56,728
So, uh, I guess we could party.
2012
01:11:56,728 --> 01:11:58,764
Party?
2013
01:11:58,764 --> 01:11:59,865
Uncle Howard.
2014
01:11:59,865 --> 01:12:00,832
Oh, shit.
2015
01:12:00,832 --> 01:12:02,267
Oh, fuck, there's his uncle.
2016
01:12:02,267 --> 01:12:03,302
You're back.
2017
01:12:03,302 --> 01:12:05,037
Yeah, I left you a message.
2018
01:12:05,037 --> 01:12:06,338
We're in deep shit.
2019
01:12:06,338 --> 01:12:08,040
We got off on this island,
2020
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:09,274
and you know what?
2021
01:12:09,274 --> 01:12:11,209
No one was wearing clothes.
2022
01:12:11,209 --> 01:12:12,377
Must have been awful.
2023
01:12:12,377 --> 01:12:14,179
It was at first, but I got
2024
01:12:14,179 --> 01:12:15,981
used to it, and after a while,
2025
01:12:15,981 --> 01:12:17,316
my cruise ship left and I was
2026
01:12:17,316 --> 01:12:19,151
all alone...
2027
01:12:19,151 --> 01:12:22,955
With these two.
2028
01:12:22,955 --> 01:12:23,822
So you were saying something
2029
01:12:23,822 --> 01:12:24,690
about a party?
2030
01:12:24,690 --> 01:12:27,025
Oh, uh, nothing, actually.
2031
01:12:27,025 --> 01:12:28,393
No.
2032
01:12:28,393 --> 01:12:30,629
No, no party at all.
2033
01:12:30,629 --> 01:12:31,630
Except for the one where my
2034
01:12:31,630 --> 01:12:33,131
peace vases got smashed.
2035
01:12:33,131 --> 01:12:35,067
Oh.
2036
01:12:35,067 --> 01:12:37,369
Right, uh, that party.
2037
01:12:37,369 --> 01:12:38,670
Uh...
2038
01:12:38,670 --> 01:12:40,772
See, we, um...
2039
01:12:40,772 --> 01:12:41,640
Uh...
2040
01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:42,641
Look, I'm really sorry, uncle
2041
01:12:42,641 --> 01:12:43,809
Howard, but I made back all the
2042
01:12:43,809 --> 01:12:44,843
money, and I'm gonna make it up
2043
01:12:44,843 --> 01:12:45,844
to you, I swear.
2044
01:12:45,844 --> 01:12:46,745
Don't worry about it.
2045
01:12:46,745 --> 01:12:47,713
But everything is all
2046
01:12:47,713 --> 01:12:49,047
broken, and I made the money
2047
01:12:49,047 --> 01:12:49,982
back, and I'm gonna replace
2048
01:12:49,982 --> 01:12:50,849
everything.
2049
01:12:50,849 --> 01:12:53,118
I know, I know, I saw.
2050
01:12:53,118 --> 01:12:54,019
I don't get it.
2051
01:12:54,019 --> 01:12:56,021
Pee wee, this vacation did
2052
01:12:56,021 --> 01:12:57,255
wonders for me.
2053
01:12:57,255 --> 01:12:58,724
These are just things.
2054
01:12:58,724 --> 01:13:00,025
Things don't matter.
2055
01:13:00,025 --> 01:13:03,161
What matters is I'm a new man.
2056
01:13:03,161 --> 01:13:05,297
I had no idea that sex was so
2057
01:13:05,297 --> 01:13:06,231
good.
2058
01:13:09,668 --> 01:13:12,204
And you kids have fun.
2059
01:13:14,806 --> 01:13:16,308
You too!
2060
01:13:16,308 --> 01:13:17,442
Hey, be careful with him.
2061
01:13:17,442 --> 01:13:19,144
He's fragile, okay?
2062
01:13:19,144 --> 01:13:20,779
Oh, my god.
2063
01:13:20,779 --> 01:13:23,715
Holy shit, pee wee!
2064
01:13:27,052 --> 01:13:28,353
I can't believe we got away
2065
01:13:28,353 --> 01:13:29,221
with that.
2066
01:13:29,221 --> 01:13:30,088
That really just happen?
2067
01:13:30,088 --> 01:13:31,923
I think it did.
2068
01:13:31,923 --> 01:13:33,959
We just got off scot- free.
2069
01:13:33,959 --> 01:13:36,128
I think we did.
2070
01:13:36,128 --> 01:13:37,295
We should throw a party to
2071
01:13:37,295 --> 01:13:38,463
celebrate.
2072
01:13:38,463 --> 01:13:40,032
I don't know, pee, I'm kind
2073
01:13:40,032 --> 01:13:41,066
of partied out right now, you
2074
01:13:41,066 --> 01:13:42,000
know?
2075
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,301
Yeah, man, I'm beat.
2076
01:13:43,301 --> 01:13:45,303
I think I need some sleep.
2077
01:13:45,303 --> 01:13:46,271
Yeah.
2078
01:13:46,271 --> 01:13:48,306
Bullshit!
2079
01:14:02,154 --> 01:14:03,221
You're going down.
2080
01:14:03,221 --> 01:14:05,157
You're going down, boys!
2081
01:14:05,157 --> 01:14:06,725
You're all going down!
2082
01:14:06,725 --> 01:14:08,093
Whoo!
2083
01:14:12,431 --> 01:14:13,465
You're gonna pay for that,
2084
01:14:13,465 --> 01:14:14,733
meat!
2085
01:14:36,388 --> 01:14:37,756
Stay amazing.
2086
01:14:37,756 --> 01:14:39,024
Stay amazing.
2087
01:15:07,285 --> 01:15:08,453
Hurry up, I'm overdicked out
2088
01:15:08,453 --> 01:15:09,988
here.
123083
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof