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Uh, I was wondering if
you by any chance...
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Still had the offer?
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Maybe a fresh start
would be good.
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What about taking
our finger to a lab?
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Mm-hmm.
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I mean, if it isn't Jay
Pflug's, whose is it?
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There's a secret room in the
building where your husband
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ran an illegal poker game.
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I'm more interested in
what you're up to, Charles.
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You hooked up with a suspect!
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I can't find my phone. I might
have left it in the minivan.
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Or Sofia stole it.
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Oliver, get your car,
we're gonna intercept her.
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-Wait, you just missed our turn!
-No, no, this is a shortcut.
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-How do you know that?
-I grew up here.
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What is she doing in Flatbush?
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I don't know, but maybe you could
shop for apartments while we're here.
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All these invoices are
made out to "Tommy."
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Tommy the Tongue is not
a person, it's a company.
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And that company is worth
a shit-ton of money,
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except that money was
withdrawn, all of it,
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-first thing this damn morning.
-By who?
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Who would want the money
that bad to kill those dudes?
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Hide!
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Their wives.
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What makes a home?
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Is it just four walls sheltering
the accumulation of a whole life?
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Or is it the safe house
for all your memories?
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The good...
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...and the bad.
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After you leave
childhood behind,
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the first home you
make for yourself
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becomes so much a
part of your identity
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that on sleepless nights,
it forces you to wonder...
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who are you without your home?
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And what would you
do if it were gone?
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Oh.
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It's all gone.
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Everything, everything.
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-Everything.
-I know, baby.
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I know, my love.
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
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No, I was on set when
the call came in.
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That's why I went
straight to the airport.
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They said it was a short
in my electric tea kettle.
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Oh.
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-You know...
-Look, look, I...
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I want you to know one thing.
Not everything is gone.
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I know. I have you, you have me.
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That's really... That's
all that matters, I...
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-Yeah.
-Wow, you really sold that.
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No, but it's my dad's dog
tags from Omaha Beach.
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You know? And then I only had a
few little pictures of Dicky...
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of the baby before I
had to give him up,
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and all my Playbills, and...
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...just, you know, all
my stuff. It's my stuff.
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Okay, come here.
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Over here.
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So now, you have new stuff!
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Our stuff, our wedding haul.
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Oh, my God.
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It's just not, you
know, the stuff,
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it's just 47 years I
was in that apartment.
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I just feel like
part of me is gone.
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Well, now, part of you now
looks like a cabbage tureen.
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Oliver, Only Murders in
the Building, season five:
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-Widows' Peak.
-How good is that?
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Because the widows have
piqued our suspicion.
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Different spelling,
but we think it plays.
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Yeah.
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-Hi.
-Mm.
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-Loretta, I'm so sorry.
-Oh.
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You're a sweetie.
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But you know, I didn't fly all
this way for doom and gloom.
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Let's talk murder. Hi.
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Uh, hi...
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Sofia Caccimelio,
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seen handing a plaid
bag to Lester's widow
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after a mysterious
bank account...
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How do I make accounting sexy?
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-Can I?
-Yeah.
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Um...
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Two scorned women, black
widows, slain husbands.
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Ooh.
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-Swiss accounts.
-Oh!
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Who said anything
about Swiss accounts?
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Yeah, you want sexy?
She's serving sexy.
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Okay, we now have
two new suspects
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that we can actually
podcast about.
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Although, Charles
made out with Sofia,
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who made off with his phone.
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Oh! She returned the phone.
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She didn't call up, so she
doesn't wanna see me again.
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Thank goodness!
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She's a murderous mob wife.
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We hit it, we quit it, we over.
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I've had the entrée, and
now I'm back to the apps,
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the dating apps.
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I was all over the apps
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before I met you, Ollie.
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Well, I... I also
dabbled, you know.
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Last Gasp. Yeah.
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Old-Gasm.
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Silver Shrivel.
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Help... I've fallen in love...
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And I can't get it up.
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Hey, guys?
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Hey, guys, um, let's
focus on Rainey.
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-Oh, yeah. Okay, sorry.
-Because where was she
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the night of the murders?
111
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And what did Sofia give
her in the plaid bag?
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You know, Oliver, since
you're from Brooklyn...
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Oh, sure, send the
Brooklynite to Brooklyn.
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I thought you young people
were against profiling.
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Anyway, Rainey hates me.
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Hm, but she doesn't know me.
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Or Emily Lawler.
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Emily Lawler, the... the
detective I played on SVU.
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-Oh. Uh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Right.
-Yeah, it was a small part, but I mean...
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She had a great
chunky Cajun drawl,
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you know, and she had
a great backstory.
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She, um...
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...she fell down
a well as a child.
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Her backstory was that
she was in a well?
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She fell down a
well as a child.
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She was down a well three
days, just her and the 'gator.
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I had a whole
monologue about it.
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It was gonna be my
breakout, I thought.
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But then, they cut it, and they
just pulled the whole episode,
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and you know, who knows why.
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-Is it too long? Maybe.
-Eh...
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But what is long?
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00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,733
-I mean, if you...
-I think this
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00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,776
may be too long.
135
00:08:04,859 --> 00:08:07,278
Okay, but I just wanted
to be Emily Lawler,
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because I've had a...
a really bad day,
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and I don't wanna be me.
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-I don't...
-Oh, babe. Baby, baby, baby.
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Let's... Let's go to Brooklyn.
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You show me your hometown, 'kay?
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-Okay, okay.
-Okay.
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And do you still have the trench
coat from Death Rattle Dazzle?
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Because I think
Emily would feel...
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...buck naked without
her trench coat.
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I love that we
can share clothes.
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We can share.
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Quirky.
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-I'm here for a finger.
-Charles!
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Finally!
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I hate having a body
part in my freezer.
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I wake up for a midnight snack
and it's Haagen-Dazs, finger,
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Haagen-Dazs, finger.
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-Damn.
-I know.
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Without the hand, it
looks kinda lonely.
155
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No, I mean "damn," as
in, this is just ice.
156
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-What?
-Someone fingered your finger.
157
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,969
Well, there's no
signs of forced entry.
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How's it look in there?
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Anything outta place?
Anything missing?
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Everything seems the same.
161
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Oh, shit, y'all got the
big, nice ice cubes.
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I love the big, nice ice
cubes, make you feel rich.
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00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,488
Well, it's the little
things, I guess.
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Wait a minute. What's that?
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Maybe the finger thief left it?
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Oh wait, no.
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I might have. I'm
trying something new.
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Uh, boots with rubber
soles, very cool.
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Housekeeper must've overlooked
this. I'll take a photo.
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She appreciates,
uh, visual feedback.
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Don't we all?
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Charles, when was the last time
you laid eyes on the finger?
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When we put it in the freezer.
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Great, so it could have been
stolen anytime in the last week.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh.
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Last Gasp notification.
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00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,812
-I'm talking to someone very nice.
-Oh, yeah?
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And what's her kinks, huh?
180
00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:08,149
Murdering? Dealing?
Hitting and running?
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You know what? I deserve that.
182
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,904
But that's why I'm trying online dating
to meet someone good for a change.
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00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,531
And have you?
184
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:18,576
-Mm.
-Okay, you're being cute.
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Let me see a pic.
186
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:21,955
Yep.
187
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:23,832
That's just a chin.
188
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,041
Yeah, it's a chin.
189
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Come on.
190
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:29,587
We're doing a little game where we
exchange body part photos very slowly,
191
00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,131
and I kinda roll
it out, you know?
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00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,174
Holy!
193
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,509
Wow!
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No.
195
00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,929
No, you're not
wearing an earring.
196
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,557
-Yes.
-No, you're not.
197
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,642
-Priscilla likes it. Yeah.
-I... I don't care what she says, you're...
198
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-Okay, I'm taking it off, there you...
-Okay, guys. Stop.
199
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,772
How can I get access to security
cameras in the building?
200
00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:50,483
Howard's robot BFF.
201
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,152
-They're in the lobby.
-There we go.
202
00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,906
-Okay, let's test my...
-Okay.
203
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-...Oliver lore.
-Yes.
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-Flatbush.
-Yes.
205
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:03,580
-You lived here from nine to 12...
-Yeah, mm-hmm.
206
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,456
...with your second set
of foster parents...
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00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,624
-Right.
-...Sue and Al.
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00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:09,919
Sue had the six cats. Al had
the, uh, drinking problem.
209
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,255
-No, no, no, no, no, she had eight cats.
-Oh.
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And he called it a
"drinking opportunity."
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Oh, what I'd give to see you
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-playing stick ball in a purple scarf...
-Yeah.
213
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,931
...with those little
preteen gams...
214
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...just sliding right into home.
215
00:11:28,354 --> 00:11:29,647
Can I play?
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00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:30,732
Ollie?
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-Ice cream!
-Hurry up!
218
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,276
-Not it!
-Not it!
219
00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,334
I'd say I miss those gams,
but who are we kidding?
220
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-I still got 'em.
-Oh, yeah.
221
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,671
It's true.
222
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,346
Ooh, okay.
223
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:04,891
Rainey kills her husband and
instantly puts her place up for sale.
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That plaid bag is in there.
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I feel it, I feel it.
226
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,148
And Emily Lawler's
instincts are never wrong.
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So embarrassing, caught listening
to your own song, right?
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Yeah, it's so cool.
229
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Oh, let me just...
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♪ I know you're watchin' ♪
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♪ So go ahead, read my lips ♪
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♪ Baby, I know
you're so obsessed ♪
233
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♪ You see me in your dreams ♪
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Girl, this is you?
This is a bop!
235
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Thank you! I know, right?
236
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But I just can't figure
out how to turn it off.
237
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♪ Wish that you were me ♪
238
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♪ Don't you wish
that you were me ♪
239
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♪ Don't you wish
that you were me ♪
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Ah, okay. There we go.
241
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,348
Yeah, it's still on.
242
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,523
Wait.
243
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Are you... Are you
guys on a case?
244
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-Yeah, there was a break-in...
-No. No!
245
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,904
I mean, no, there's nothing. No.
246
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A break-in?
247
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,907
Wait, you're on the
14th floor, right?
248
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:03,992
I wonder.
249
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,827
Okay, so last night,
Gaga calls me.
250
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,079
And then after, I run
into Seth... Rogen...
251
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:10,790
and we end up back at my
penthouse doing shrooms.
252
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,918
And we're looking out the
window and we're just, like,
253
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,919
tripping on this little light
254
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:18,965
that keeps moving around the
14th floor on the East Tower.
255
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,759
You think there was
someone in my apartment?
256
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,385
Or she was just hallucinating.
257
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,803
That is what Seth Rogen said.
258
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:26,097
-You could just call him Seth.
-No, I think it might be confusing,
259
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,308
'cause I'm also really good
friends with Seth Meyers.
260
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:29,726
-Oh.
-So, anyway,
261
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,145
Seth Rogen and I, we end
up going to an apartment,
262
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,522
and sure enough, there
is a little light
263
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,232
moving under the door.
264
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,360
Wait, hold up, do you remember
what the apartment was?
265
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,569
14C.
266
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,195
And I thought that the C,
267
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:43,948
it looked like a little
person wanting a hug.
268
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,951
But no one was
hugging it back.
269
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,916
Oh my God, oh my God. THĒ!
270
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,640
I love you so much.
Can we take a picture?
271
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,338
Mora?
272
00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:01,049
I'm gonna need you to talk to
her to get some more information.
273
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,384
-Wh...
-Yeah, I clocked it.
274
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,887
Middle school besties,
did everything together,
275
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,514
until you had some nuclear-level
friendship blow-up.
276
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,933
Wow. You are a great detective.
277
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:13,394
No, I was just a teenage girl.
278
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,355
But then I got titties,
and so did you.
279
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,441
So, we grow up, we get over
it, and we move on, yeah?
280
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,366
-Hi.
-Hello there.
281
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,494
Feel free, the flyers are
there for your perusal.
282
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,080
Why, thank you very much.
283
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,749
Okay. Nice hat.
284
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,334
Oh!
285
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,086
-Hello.
-Hello, welcome.
286
00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,420
-Thanks.
-Have a look.
287
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:43,049
Oh, this is the exact layout
as the place I grew up in.
288
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:48,054
Oh, good, you... you
kept the original floors.
289
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,473
And the tuberculosis.
290
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,165
Hmm.
291
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,801
This room is off limits.
292
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:33,349
I'm so, so, so sorry to
scream out like that.
293
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,434
Um...
294
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,397
Uh, it's, um, PTSD
from the well,
295
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,275
but I... I won't... I won't
bore you with the whole story.
296
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:46,112
Name's Emily Lawler, just up
here by way of Natchitoches.
297
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:48,656
Big change for a little
swamp girl like me.
298
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:52,994
I was headin' on, uh, up the
stairs and I heard "Vissi d'arte."
299
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,579
You know Tosca?
300
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,038
Oh, do I!
301
00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:01,210
I played the Maria Callas part
in my senior year at Lafayette.
302
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:05,089
Is that Floria
Tosca's... dagger?
303
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,467
This is the same one
Maria Callas used
304
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,803
in her final performance
of Tosca at The Met.
305
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,640
-Oh...
-Isn't it wonderful?
306
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:18,811
My husband came across it
at a police repo auction.
307
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,980
-Mm.
-On our 10th anniversary.
308
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,732
It was perfect!
309
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,027
He died this month.
310
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,111
Oh.
311
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,238
My condolences.
312
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,699
I lost mine this past year.
313
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,077
In a fire. I lost everything.
314
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,829
-Oh.
-So...
315
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,790
Is this your lucky fella?
316
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:42,376
No, no, no, I was his lucky gal.
317
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,671
And we were married for
30 years, and every night
318
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,840
he would come home and
kiss me on the head.
319
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,218
And then one night,
no kiss and...
320
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,971
he was gone.
321
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,891
Yeah, he fell into the fountain
322
00:16:56,974 --> 00:16:59,435
of the courtyard
where we married.
323
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,313
Hmm.
324
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:04,273
Look at that woodwork!
325
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,900
You don't see moldings
like that no more.
326
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,152
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah, 100% pine.
327
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,404
-Are you serious?
-On my mother...
328
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,364
-I would not lie to you, my friend.
-Ah!
329
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,157
Listen, uh,
330
00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:17,245
not for nothing, uh,
what's your credit score?
331
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:20,081
Excuse me one sec.
332
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,416
I'll be right back.
333
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,502
-Pardon me.
-Jesus Christ.
334
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:34,053
There are the bags.
Ah, look at them.
335
00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:37,807
Al, Sue, come on!
336
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:42,728
I'm asking you, please. The
play's not a waste of time.
337
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,231
-I think you'll like it.
-Look enough of this.
338
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,150
We're not going to any
play, and neither are you.
339
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,236
We took him in. If
he's got any free time,
340
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,196
he can work at
the goddamn store.
341
00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,865
Ah, don't be difficult now.
342
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:58,035
And it'll feel good for you
to contribute to this house.
343
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,454
-Aw.
-Al!
344
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,456
Not fair.
345
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,548
-If I may.
-Hmm?
346
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,008
Why are you sellin'?
347
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,760
I would give anything
to at least have my home
348
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,637
and my... my stuff back.
349
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:19,015
Yeah, I thought I'd feel
the same way, but...
350
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,352
you know, I look around,
and honestly, I...
351
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,772
I don't want any of this.
352
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,107
I want him.
353
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,446
Yeah.
354
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:37,158
And, anyway, it's not like
I can afford to stay here.
355
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,951
I'm even selling the dagger.
356
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:42,622
My son thinks I can get
$500 for this on eBay.
357
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,290
-Yeah.
-Oh. Mm.
358
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,125
You wouldn't want
this, would you?
359
00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:52,673
So, you didn't find the bag,
but you gave our suspect $500
360
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,634
to keep a weapon?
361
00:18:54,717 --> 00:18:56,761
You didn't find a bag either.
362
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,180
Uh, side note, how
much cash do you carry?
363
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,474
Oh, you know I
don't trust banks.
364
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,517
Oh, and I do?!
365
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,269
Uh...
366
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:10,608
I don't care about my stuff.
367
00:19:10,691 --> 00:19:14,070
I'm so glad you're in my life.
368
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,743
And that woman...
369
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,079
That woman didn't
kill her husband.
370
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,873
She's barely hanging on.
371
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,084
Loretta, look.
372
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,252
The daily meeting of
the Innocent Wives Club.
373
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,422
And that's the mobster's wife.
374
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,049
-Oh!
-And that is a plaid bag
375
00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:36,384
full of money, I'm guessing.
376
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,763
She played me. She played
me like a fuckin' fiddle.
377
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,016
We're in pursuit, Putnam!
378
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,226
Oh! Uh, yeah, okay.
379
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:51,315
Howard, we need
Robot Lester's help.
380
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,025
He prefers "LESTR."
381
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,152
You can use "Human
Lester" for the dead one.
382
00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:59,699
Oh, speaking of, I've styled new LESTR up
a bit more dashingly than the last one.
383
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,867
So, what do you need?
LESTR can do anything.
384
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:04,036
Except cleanup spills. We're
still shy around water.
385
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,872
I got killed by
water yesterday.
386
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:09,917
Howard's gonna keep you dry.
387
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,585
You're safe with Howard.
388
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:14,463
-I don't feel safe at all.
-Howard, we need to see footage
389
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,758
of Charles' front door
from last night around...
390
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,301
What time were you
creeping around?
391
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,846
With Seth Rogen? Around 2:30.
392
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,597
Ooh, I'm so excited,
I did a clue.
393
00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:24,932
LESTR, 2:30.
394
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,768
-You got that, babe?
-Gotcha, Daddy.
395
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,144
Is that grooming?
396
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,771
Now, at the academy they
prepared us for a lot of stuff,
397
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,899
but I ain't never seen no
shit like this. I'm shook.
398
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,444
Okay, this is 1:00 to 3:00 a.m.
399
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,070
-Let me know when to stop.
-Okay.
400
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,948
I was wearing my red feather cape,
couture, gifted by Donatella.
401
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,575
-Yeah?
-She raises, plucks,
402
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,618
and slaughters the birds,
humanely, of course.
403
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,829
So, just look for
plumes. I'll pop.
404
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,541
Yeah, I don't
see any feathers.
405
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:52,626
Are you sure this
is the right time?
406
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,462
LESTR doesn't make mistakes.
407
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,756
Well, I think he did,
because I was there.
408
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,591
Were you, though? I mean,
409
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:02,553
maybe you were just telling a
story about your celebrity friend,
410
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,514
and pretend you saw
something that you didn't see
411
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,015
just because you have to make it
412
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,767
-all about you.
-Mora!
413
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,561
Oh. Okay, yep, right
there. See, look.
414
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,230
Can you go back to it
again, but just go slower?
415
00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:13,481
Here you go.
416
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,696
-Was that...
-Humane fuckin' feathers.
417
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,491
Someone cut a chunk out of the
footage. They tampered with it.
418
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,785
I'll bet that's when
they took the finger.
419
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:28,788
Which means...
420
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,165
Althea was telling the truth.
421
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,708
Yep.
422
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,669
Well, Charles and I are
gonna go to the precinct,
423
00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:36,629
because if the cops have
any footage of Lester
424
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,923
falling into the
fountain, I wanna see it.
425
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,174
What about me?
426
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,551
You need to go and
apologize to that girl.
427
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,433
Oh! Should we try
to get closer?
428
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,268
No, no, no. I don't
want them to see us.
429
00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:54,313
Also, the bod's starting to
tighten up. Did you pack a banana?
430
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:57,233
Hey, how's it going today?
Do you care about dogs dying?
431
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,985
-Well, obviously, yes.
-Oh, my God, yes, of course.
432
00:21:59,068 --> 00:22:01,112
Well, I'm collecting signatures
to stop New York City
433
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,072
from opening its
first ever casino.
434
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,825
Right now, there's a few competing bids.
They're all just terrible for the city.
435
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,368
-So, if you could just...
-Wait a minute, sorry.
436
00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:08,745
What does that have
to do with dogs?
437
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,788
Oh, uh, nothing, I just
find it's a helpful way
438
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,373
to get people to stop,
you know what I'm saying?
439
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,333
-Oh, my God, they're gone!
-Oh, geez. Ah!
440
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:15,918
-Uh, anyway...
-Saboteur!
441
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,088
-Oh, God, where'd they go?
-We lost them.
442
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,841
Maybe we should head on up
to the corner and split up.
443
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:22,925
Or no.
444
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:26,595
No, we should go back to her house
and wait for them there, okay?
445
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,013
Oliver, what are you doing?
446
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,890
I didn't think this
would still be here.
447
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,058
What?
448
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,147
Just for a minute, can
I show you something?
449
00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,357
Okay. Ooh.
450
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:47,324
What?
451
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,745
-This is it.
-What?
452
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:54,456
The theater that
made me love theater.
453
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:58,586
Oh. Oh, man.
454
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,922
Yeah, I can... I can see it.
455
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,591
Little Ollie...
456
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:07,052
owning the spotlight.
457
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,930
Well, it wasn't
exactly like that.
458
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:11,515
No?
459
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:14,560
I was a... a quiet kid.
460
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:17,771
-Yeah.
-No, it's true. I was.
461
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,818
Bouncing from place to place,
you learn quiet is good.
462
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,278
Hmm.
463
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,030
If you make yourself small...
464
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:30,367
maybe a family will let
you stay for a while.
465
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:32,494
So, I did, and it worked.
466
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,456
But I never...
467
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:37,958
felt at home.
468
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:44,131
Until one day... I
stumbled into here.
469
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:46,926
There were kids
putting on a show...
470
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:51,931
...and they were big, and
loud, and unapologetic.
471
00:23:52,014 --> 00:23:55,309
-And I... I wanted to be just like them.
-Yeah.
472
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,769
They asked me to
be in their play.
473
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:57,979
-Uh-huh?
-Bit part,
474
00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:00,481
but being on that
stage was the feeling
475
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,609
that I'd been searching
for my whole life.
476
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,486
-Mm.
-I rehearsed my little butt off,
477
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,571
hemmed my costume.
478
00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:11,408
But when I worked up the
courage to invite Sue and Al...
479
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:14,870
they just...
480
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:19,416
I quit the play.
481
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:28,884
But on the night of the
show, I couldn't stay away.
482
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,678
-Mm.
-I snuck out...
483
00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:32,554
...dressed in that costume,
484
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,932
just in case they
still needed me.
485
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:39,228
And I watched Pat
Rafferty say my line.
486
00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:46,902
In my whole life...
487
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:53,617
I've only really felt
like myself in two places.
488
00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:58,247
I think... I think
being back here today,
489
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:03,293
I... I've... I finally
understand why I'm so afraid
490
00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:05,087
-to leave the Arconia.
-Hmm.
491
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,757
I got an offer on my place.
492
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,009
It's big.
493
00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,553
How big?
494
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,472
Late-career Brando big.
495
00:25:15,556 --> 00:25:17,599
-Oh, boy.
-Yeah.
496
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:20,853
A cushion. Would be nice.
497
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:21,937
Yeah.
498
00:25:23,605 --> 00:25:25,691
Oh, what am I saying?
499
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:28,152
But then again, uh...
You know, you...
500
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:31,196
What are we doing?
501
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,489
I just...
502
00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:43,500
I want you to say your line.
503
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:46,045
-My what?
-Ollie.
504
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:48,505
You took this awful
life you were given
505
00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:50,966
and you turned it into
something beautiful.
506
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:56,305
I refuse to let you think there's any
place on Earth you can't be happy,
507
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,140
starting right here.
508
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,142
-Okay?
-Alright.
509
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,352
Okay.
510
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:06,565
But only if you do
511
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:09,568
the never-performed Emily
Lawler monologue first.
512
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:12,196
-Oh, no, I'm not gonna... No.
-Yes, yes, yes.
513
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,906
Get up, come on.
514
00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,449
-I wanna see it.
-I... I can't possibly.
515
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:16,659
I haven't even...
516
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,119
Man, I haven't thought
about that in year...
517
00:26:18,202 --> 00:26:19,912
Mr. Thibideaux.
518
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:22,706
You must think that I'm
some damsel in distress.
519
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:25,584
Or maybe you think that
I'm still that little girl,
520
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:30,380
stuck down in Bob Turley's
borehole, beggin' for help.
521
00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:35,719
But I'm not that
little girl anymore,
522
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:37,679
Mr. Thibideaux.
523
00:26:39,598 --> 00:26:44,770
One night, you gon'
be lying in your bed,
524
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:48,941
warm and safe, and
I'm gon' find you.
525
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:52,528
And with Pa's gun delivered
straight down from heaven above,
526
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:56,281
I will put you in my sights
just like that 'gator.
527
00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:02,496
I can't wait to
lower that gun...
528
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:05,290
and tell you...
529
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,001
No.
530
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:13,006
Y'all ain't even worth killin'.
531
00:27:18,512 --> 00:27:20,180
Bravo!
532
00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:22,891
-Spectacular.
-Now, you!
533
00:27:24,434 --> 00:27:25,435
Okay.
534
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,648
Hey, Fagin!
535
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,528
These sausages are moldy!
536
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,325
-That... That was the line?
-That was it.
537
00:27:40,409 --> 00:27:41,827
-Okay. That was it!
-That was it.
538
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:43,287
That was... That's
all there was.
539
00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:57,801
Well...
540
00:27:57,885 --> 00:28:00,095
if it ain't the
crybaby con-artist.
541
00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,097
Thought you could
fool me, bitch?
542
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,515
You can drop the accent.
543
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,309
Okay, drop this.
544
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,019
We know about the
emptied accounts.
545
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:10,564
We know about the bags of cash
passed between bloodthirsty broads.
546
00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:12,065
What the hell is going on here?
547
00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:14,651
Did you follow me after
my date with Ch...
548
00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:18,113
-Where's Charles?
-Back off, Sofia! He's fragile.
549
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:22,242
I think we were
both in a fragile,
550
00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:24,161
yet slightly horny...
551
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:26,455
Don't change the subject.
552
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:27,998
Fine.
553
00:28:28,081 --> 00:28:32,044
My husband ran a few
businesses in the Arconia,
554
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,503
and Lester worked for him.
555
00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:35,964
I was bringing
Rainey Lester's cut.
556
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,050
-Yeah, money you killed your husbands for.
-Right.
557
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,427
Wait, nobody killed my husband.
558
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:42,221
He died by accident.
559
00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:45,182
You think somebody
killed my husband?
560
00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:49,228
Who the fuck killed my Lester?!
561
00:28:49,311 --> 00:28:52,314
-Y-You did.
-Wrong! Give me names!
562
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:55,275
-I'm scared now, I can't remember.
-There was a card game.
563
00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:57,403
-Yes. Yes. Yes.
-In the Arconia the night of our wedding.
564
00:28:57,486 --> 00:29:00,364
No, but he said he wouldn't
work for Nicky that night
565
00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:02,866
so he could go to your wedding.
566
00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:05,744
Oh, my God, why wasn't I there?
567
00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:08,580
Oh, because I was here.
We... We had rehearsal.
568
00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:10,916
Well, can anyone
corroborate that?
569
00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:13,335
Yeah, 23 tone-deaf kids.
570
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,753
They'll be here in a minute.
571
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:17,631
You know, I... I
teach musical theater.
572
00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:19,258
I teach opera.
573
00:29:19,341 --> 00:29:22,219
The money is to help
keep the lights on.
574
00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:23,929
-That's...
-So, do you have any idea
575
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,472
who could have
killed your husbands?
576
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:26,848
Did they have any enemies?
577
00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:28,433
-No one!
-Everyone.
578
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:33,146
Well, Lester didn't wanna tell
me much about what he did.
579
00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:34,940
He didn't feel
good about the job,
580
00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:37,734
but he was hoping to save
enough for our big dream:
581
00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:39,820
a place in the Arconia.
582
00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:41,947
You know, it's where we met.
583
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,908
It's the last thing
he ever said. Look.
584
00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:47,546
-"It's beautiful."
-Yeah.
585
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,164
-It's...
-He got that right.
586
00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:53,125
Okay, you're off my list
587
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:55,335
because you made me feel things.
588
00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:57,671
You! Why are you here?
589
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:00,591
No!
590
00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:03,552
Relax! It's one of
my dumb son's toys.
591
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,387
-Oh.
-Rainey's borrowing it
592
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,930
for her production of Newsies.
593
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,350
-Hi, kids!
-Hey!
594
00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:13,729
Newsies!
595
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,815
Oh. Can I help?
596
00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:21,611
Thank you for
caring about Lester.
597
00:30:21,695 --> 00:30:25,449
And if this helps, uh, the
police found it on him.
598
00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:29,202
It's one of his bird whistles.
I've carried it ever since.
599
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:30,746
Oh, thank you.
600
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:33,582
Come on.
601
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,376
Who's playing Cowboy Kelly?
602
00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:49,348
Althea? It's Mabel.
603
00:30:50,390 --> 00:30:51,475
Look, I came to talk...
604
00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:52,559
Oh!
605
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,227
What the hell?
606
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,565
My name is THĒ!
607
00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,984
Oh. Ow! Jesus Christ!
608
00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:03,445
THĒ! Why are you
throwing shoes at me?
609
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:04,946
Oh, did it hurt your feelings?
610
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:07,366
-No, but it hurt my arm!
-Good, 'cause you know what?
611
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:10,452
I'm a famous pop star now who
lives above you at the Arconia.
612
00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:12,496
So, I have about a
billion other free shoes
613
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:14,164
with very spiky heels!
614
00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:16,416
God, what is your problem?
615
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:18,752
Will you stop it? I'm
trying to apologize,
616
00:31:18,835 --> 00:31:21,588
and you're acting
like a fucking baby!
617
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,634
-Oh!
-I'm the fucking baby?
618
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,928
You're the one that embarrassed
me in front of my new neighbors.
619
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:31,098
Well, you're the one that
made me afraid to be myself
620
00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:33,850
and... be silly with girls.
621
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,727
Wait, what?
622
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:41,441
Sunny and Cloudy.
623
00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:44,820
That thing we used to do
624
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,947
-before you changed.
-I changed?
625
00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:50,492
Yeah, you dyed your hair pink and
made everyone call you "The", or...
626
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,536
You know what? Only
after you ghosted me.
627
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,121
I didn't ghost you.
628
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:56,331
My friend died. I was depressed.
629
00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:59,084
Well, nobody told me that,
so I was depressed, too.
630
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:00,419
I had to double my Lexapro.
631
00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:02,254
Oh, I doubled my Lexapro.
632
00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:04,297
Honestly, thank God for Lexapro.
633
00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:05,924
Honestly, thank God.
634
00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,599
I don't know if you
know this, but...
635
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,395
I wrote this song about you.
636
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:21,231
Yeah, the artwork
kind of gives it away.
637
00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:23,775
The sun and cloud clued me in.
638
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:26,445
But you're wrong.
639
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,905
I never wished I was you.
640
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,367
I know that.
641
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,202
Because I wished I was you.
642
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,621
Oh, Mabel.
643
00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:38,790
You ditched me for
your city friends.
644
00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:43,086
And every time I came to visit
you, you made me feel so lame.
645
00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:46,173
And in my head, the
Arconia was, like,
646
00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:48,592
the coolest, fanciest place.
647
00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:52,220
And that is why I
wanted to live here.
648
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,014
You made it my dream.
649
00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,643
I'm... I'm sorry.
650
00:32:58,727 --> 00:33:01,855
I didn't mean to
make you feel lame.
651
00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:04,566
You're objectively not.
652
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:07,152
I mean, you're friends
with Seth Rogen.
653
00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:08,570
And Seth Meyers.
654
00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:15,869
But you know, I really, really
could use an old friend.
655
00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:18,997
You think we could start over?
656
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:23,960
Can I keep these shoes?
657
00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,255
Are you still a size eight?
658
00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:34,388
Oliver, we got the
courtyard security footage.
659
00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:36,389
This is it, Oliver.
Where's your laptop?
660
00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:37,891
Uh, in my office.
661
00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,520
Uh, young one. A word.
662
00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,314
Uh... Ooh, I love your boots.
663
00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:45,815
Thanks, they're Althea's.
664
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:47,651
Oh, did you drop a house on her?
665
00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:50,654
-Actually, the witches made up.
-Ah.
666
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:54,282
Well, speaking of houses...
667
00:33:55,325 --> 00:33:57,786
Oh, no. Are you really leaving?
668
00:33:57,869 --> 00:34:00,205
I wanted to tell you first.
669
00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,917
Okay. I'm okay.
670
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,378
Are you... Are you going far?
671
00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:07,837
Are you kidding?
672
00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:10,549
Who is Oliver Putnam if he's
not on the Upper West Side?
673
00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:13,051
-Ollie, can you come help me?
-Oh, uh...
674
00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:15,762
-Oh, man.
-I gotta send my new roomie
675
00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:17,722
back to the burn unit.
676
00:34:22,727 --> 00:34:24,771
What?
677
00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:27,399
Oh, sorry, it's just
Priscilla, she's so funny.
678
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:29,443
Look, Charles,
I'm happy for you,
679
00:34:29,526 --> 00:34:31,653
but if she starts
asking for money,
680
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:34,030
or your mother's maiden name,
or childhood pet's name...
681
00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:35,532
...just let me know.
682
00:34:35,615 --> 00:34:38,035
You don't have to worry about that.
She's just interested in my day.
683
00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:40,329
When I told her about the break-in,
you should have seen her face.
684
00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:41,830
Well, actually, I
didn't even see her face
685
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,165
'cause the Wi-Fi in
Portugal is so iffy.
686
00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:45,917
You told her about the case?
687
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,588
Well, just a... a little tidbit.
688
00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:51,715
I mean, she had a thousand
questions about our plan,
689
00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:53,425
and the conversation
was slowing down.
690
00:34:53,508 --> 00:34:56,428
You know what, give me your fuckin'
phone. You're being catfished, Charles.
691
00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:58,388
Okay, play the footage.
692
00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,019
Oh, my God.
693
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,521
Wh... S-So he was alone?
694
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,315
No, look.
695
00:35:08,398 --> 00:35:10,859
Oh, I knew it. I
fucking knew it.
696
00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:14,446
Okay, so if you look right here,
this glitch is from the same footage
697
00:35:14,529 --> 00:35:16,156
as THĒ and Seth Rogen's.
698
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:17,949
Somebody has fucked
with this shit, too.
699
00:35:18,033 --> 00:35:19,451
Something has been cut out.
700
00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:23,121
Um... why is the
Last Gasp peach logo
701
00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:25,749
the same as on the
security footage?
702
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,585
It's the same company.
703
00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:32,005
So, who owns the company
that edited our footage
704
00:35:32,088 --> 00:35:34,549
and is pumping Charles
for info about our case?
705
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:37,093
Hold on, I'm lookin'.
706
00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:41,973
What?
707
00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:44,017
So, do we look for
another two bedroom
708
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,061
so we can still use
all my furniture?
709
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:48,730
Mm, we could, we could.
Or we could start over.
710
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:52,233
I could do a Pinterest board, which
is kind of like a murder board,
711
00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:55,278
but for finding our
style as a couple.
712
00:35:55,362 --> 00:35:57,113
Alright, that would be great.
713
00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,450
It takes bravery to
build a new home,
714
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:03,203
and it's easier to be brave
when you're in the arms
715
00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:06,581
of someone who
makes you feel safe.
716
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:09,751
But even for those
who do build anew,
717
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:12,128
there remains a fear.
718
00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:15,882
For they know that
danger is always lurking,
719
00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:19,094
and that no home
is safe forever.
720
00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:23,973
That's who's been messaging me?
721
00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:26,226
Yup, and cooked the footage.
722
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:28,144
And maybe killed Lester.
723
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:31,106
What does it say?
724
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,733
You're such a smarty-pants.
725
00:36:33,817 --> 00:36:35,610
Now, I need to
come hunt you down.
726
00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:50,667
♪ Bet you wish
that you were me ♪
727
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,794
♪ Yeah, wish that you were me ♪
728
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:55,130
♪ Bet you wish
that you were me ♪
729
00:36:56,131 --> 00:37:00,135
♪ It must be tough to
keep me in a past life ♪
730
00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:04,514
♪ When you wake up and
see me in the headlines ♪
731
00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:09,060
♪ Ten times a month, and
that's just in my downtime ♪
732
00:37:09,144 --> 00:37:12,355
♪ No, it's true, you'd
kill to have it too ♪
733
00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:17,152
♪ I bet you wish that you could
have even half of my hits ♪
734
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,028
♪ And I know you're watchin' ♪
735
00:37:19,112 --> 00:37:21,740
♪ So go ahead,
read my lips, ah ♪
736
00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:23,908
♪ Baby, I know
you're so obsessed ♪
737
00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:25,869
♪ See me in your dreams, ooh ♪
738
00:37:25,952 --> 00:37:27,996
♪ Singing this song,
it's in your heart ♪
739
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,248
♪ When you go to sleep, yeah ♪
740
00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:32,125
♪ Wish that you were me ♪
741
00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:34,419
♪ Bet you wish that
you were me, yeah ♪
742
00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:38,298
♪ Wish that you me, bet
you wish that you were me ♪
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