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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,482 --> 00:00:03,689 ? 2 00:00:05,103 --> 00:00:07,826 ? 3 00:00:07,827 --> 00:00:11,723 - ? Star, that's what they call you ? 4 00:00:11,724 --> 00:00:16,067 ? How long you've waited to get where you are ? 5 00:00:16,068 --> 00:00:17,861 ? Star ? 6 00:00:17,862 --> 00:00:19,861 ? That's what you wanted ? 7 00:00:19,862 --> 00:00:24,274 ? This week, hot shot, a video star ? 8 00:00:24,275 --> 00:00:27,619 ? Ohh-ohh ? 9 00:00:27,620 --> 00:00:31,481 [Applause] 10 00:00:31,482 --> 00:00:36,240 ? 11 00:00:36,241 --> 00:00:38,757 [Television playing in distance] 12 00:00:38,758 --> 00:01:04,757 ? 13 00:01:04,758 --> 00:01:07,344 [Television playing louder] 14 00:01:07,345 --> 00:01:12,585 - I don't suppose "Opportunity" could knock any quieter, 15 00:01:12,586 --> 00:01:13,792 could it?! 16 00:01:13,793 --> 00:01:15,205 [Dog barking] 17 00:01:15,206 --> 00:01:16,862 Didn't think so. 18 00:01:19,103 --> 00:01:21,412 Time for a walk, eh? 19 00:01:21,413 --> 00:01:24,240 [Laughter] 20 00:01:24,241 --> 00:01:25,826 Excellent idea. 21 00:01:25,827 --> 00:01:32,619 ? 22 00:01:32,620 --> 00:01:33,861 Stella! 23 00:01:33,862 --> 00:01:37,136 ? 24 00:01:37,137 --> 00:01:38,585 Oh! Come on! 25 00:01:38,586 --> 00:01:40,999 Let's not fall out over this! 26 00:01:41,000 --> 00:02:02,999 ? 27 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,343 Lord, Jesus Christ, son of God, 28 00:02:05,344 --> 00:02:07,481 have mercy on me, a sinner. 29 00:02:07,482 --> 00:02:09,551 [Dog barking] 30 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,895 [Dog whimpering] 31 00:02:12,896 --> 00:02:14,274 Cuzzy? 32 00:02:14,275 --> 00:02:15,895 [Dog whimpering] 33 00:02:15,896 --> 00:02:17,619 Hildy? 34 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:19,379 Hi. 35 00:02:23,931 --> 00:02:25,274 [Dog whimpering] 36 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:58,688 ? 37 00:02:58,689 --> 00:03:00,654 [Dog whimpering] 38 00:03:00,655 --> 00:03:17,240 ? 39 00:03:17,241 --> 00:03:19,171 [Theme music plays] 40 00:03:19,172 --> 00:03:47,274 ? 41 00:03:47,275 --> 00:03:50,723 [Choir singing in Latin] 42 00:03:50,724 --> 00:04:22,757 ? 43 00:04:22,758 --> 00:04:24,896 - [Singing in Latin] 44 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:28,895 - Oh. I love this passage. 45 00:04:28,896 --> 00:04:31,067 "Free me, Lord, from eternal death." 46 00:04:31,068 --> 00:04:33,412 - I know the feeling. - It's not that bad. 47 00:04:33,413 --> 00:04:35,447 - Oh come on! It's a bit gloomy. 48 00:04:35,448 --> 00:04:37,240 - It's a requiem honor! 49 00:04:37,241 --> 00:04:41,412 - Maybe next time go for something with more of a tune. 50 00:04:41,413 --> 00:04:44,205 A tune Dad can sing. 51 00:04:44,206 --> 00:04:46,274 [Laughs] 52 00:04:46,275 --> 00:04:49,310 [Song ends] 53 00:04:50,482 --> 00:04:52,205 - Okay! Very nice, everybody! 54 00:04:52,206 --> 00:04:55,274 - Any thoughts on the flower contest this year, Stella? 55 00:04:55,275 --> 00:04:58,103 - I'm thinking... the final frontier. 56 00:04:59,896 --> 00:05:02,033 The Space Shuttle. Intergalactic travel. 57 00:05:02,034 --> 00:05:04,619 - Think of the opportunities for arrangements. 58 00:05:04,620 --> 00:05:06,447 - I'm trying, Kath. 59 00:05:06,448 --> 00:05:08,274 - Also, with ascension on the horizon, 60 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:09,585 with Jesus lifting off... 61 00:05:09,586 --> 00:05:11,309 - Ascending. - ...to heaven, 62 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:14,412 which is most apt, don't you think? 63 00:05:14,413 --> 00:05:17,033 - You've really given this some thought, haven't you? 64 00:05:17,034 --> 00:05:19,412 - In case they ask questions at the parish church council. 65 00:05:19,413 --> 00:05:22,550 - It's good to be prepared. - Oh well, I wouldn't worry. 66 00:05:22,551 --> 00:05:25,343 The PCC is usually run pretty smoothly. 67 00:05:25,344 --> 00:05:30,171 [Indistinct arguing] 68 00:05:30,172 --> 00:05:33,861 - Please! Everyone! It's just a proposal! 69 00:05:33,862 --> 00:05:35,343 - It's out of the question. 70 00:05:35,344 --> 00:05:37,412 - The church needs a lavatory. 71 00:05:37,413 --> 00:05:40,102 - We've managed for centuries without a toilet. 72 00:05:40,103 --> 00:05:42,861 - Yes, but I believe change is necessary, Kath. 73 00:05:42,862 --> 00:05:45,068 Even in the church. - What about the noises? 74 00:05:46,275 --> 00:05:48,585 - Noises? - Noises! 75 00:05:48,586 --> 00:05:51,136 No one wants to hear... sounds 76 00:05:51,137 --> 00:05:53,447 during divine worship. 77 00:05:53,448 --> 00:05:55,516 - Where would it go? The lavatory? 78 00:05:55,517 --> 00:05:57,412 - Oh, there's plenty of room, isn't there? 79 00:05:57,413 --> 00:05:59,861 You could put it in the back. 80 00:05:59,862 --> 00:06:02,585 - You mean where our flower room is? 81 00:06:02,586 --> 00:06:04,723 - Strictly speaking, it's not your flower room, is it? 82 00:06:04,724 --> 00:06:06,033 - Then whose is it? 83 00:06:06,034 --> 00:06:08,171 - Jane's- Mrs. Thwaite's right! 84 00:06:08,172 --> 00:06:10,240 I mean, over the years, it's been lots of things. 85 00:06:10,241 --> 00:06:11,930 During the war, I believe that it's had- 86 00:06:11,931 --> 00:06:14,412 - Really, Mr. Bowness? Another history lesson? 87 00:06:14,413 --> 00:06:15,999 - I'm just saying... 88 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,826 - I think we might be getting off the subject! 89 00:06:17,827 --> 00:06:20,481 - I am not giving up the flower room. 90 00:06:20,482 --> 00:06:21,999 - Well, we'll put it to a vote 91 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,826 at next week's meeting then, shall we? 92 00:06:23,827 --> 00:06:25,240 - Fine by me. 93 00:06:25,241 --> 00:06:27,136 It's not happening. 94 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:29,654 [Muttering] 95 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:31,861 - Oh, it looks like you've got a fight on your hands. 96 00:06:31,862 --> 00:06:34,481 - Ah, it does, doesn't it? - Hmm. 97 00:06:34,482 --> 00:06:36,171 - All set for your open day tomorrow? 98 00:06:36,172 --> 00:06:37,895 - Yes. Yes, I think so. 99 00:06:37,896 --> 00:06:40,999 Anthony's been rehearsing his guided tour all week. 100 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,136 - I'm looking forward to it. I'm sure it'll be fascinating. 101 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:45,378 - Well! Here's hoping. 102 00:06:45,379 --> 00:06:47,654 Help earn his keep. 103 00:06:47,655 --> 00:06:49,274 - [Muttering] 104 00:06:49,275 --> 00:06:59,240 ? 105 00:06:59,241 --> 00:07:01,033 [Engine starts] 106 00:07:01,034 --> 00:07:03,309 ? 107 00:07:03,310 --> 00:07:04,826 - Hi, love. 108 00:07:04,827 --> 00:07:07,240 ? 109 00:07:07,241 --> 00:07:08,896 [Engine starts] 110 00:07:10,827 --> 00:07:12,447 - Harry? You okay? 111 00:07:12,448 --> 00:07:14,862 - Can you come? It's Dad. 112 00:07:16,482 --> 00:07:18,999 - I will lift up mine eyes unto the hills 113 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,310 from whence cometh my help. 114 00:07:22,862 --> 00:07:26,619 Out of the deep have I called unto thee, O Lord. 115 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:29,241 Lord, hear my voice. 116 00:07:35,241 --> 00:07:37,103 What is it, Ernie? 117 00:07:40,758 --> 00:07:42,654 - Forgive me. 118 00:07:42,655 --> 00:07:44,585 - For what, Ernie? 119 00:07:44,586 --> 00:07:47,171 Now, you can tell me. 120 00:07:47,172 --> 00:07:49,793 Confession heals, Ernie. 121 00:07:50,931 --> 00:07:52,413 It's God's mercy. 122 00:07:53,275 --> 00:07:55,000 [Ernie mumbles] 123 00:07:56,551 --> 00:07:59,447 After D-Day... 124 00:07:59,448 --> 00:08:01,965 w-we was pushing south. 125 00:08:03,724 --> 00:08:05,758 Middle of nowhere. 126 00:08:06,931 --> 00:08:10,067 We rounded this bend. 127 00:08:10,068 --> 00:08:12,274 And there they were. 128 00:08:12,275 --> 00:08:13,793 Some Germans. 129 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:18,619 Younger than us. 130 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:20,136 Kids, really. 131 00:08:20,137 --> 00:08:24,999 ? 132 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,034 We rushed them. 133 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,482 And he was too slow. 134 00:08:33,689 --> 00:08:36,862 I-I stuck my bayonet in him. 135 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,516 In. Out. 136 00:08:40,517 --> 00:08:42,378 In. 137 00:08:42,379 --> 00:08:43,723 Out. 138 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:45,585 [Crying] 139 00:08:45,586 --> 00:08:48,654 ? 140 00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:52,654 I'm so... so sorry. 141 00:08:52,655 --> 00:08:54,655 [Sobbing] 142 00:08:57,655 --> 00:08:59,447 - I'm here, Dad. 143 00:08:59,448 --> 00:09:05,481 ? 144 00:09:05,482 --> 00:09:07,481 Don't be scared. 145 00:09:07,482 --> 00:09:19,862 ? 146 00:09:21,931 --> 00:09:24,757 - I, uh, saw you talking to Anthony. 147 00:09:24,758 --> 00:09:26,895 - Yeah? 148 00:09:26,896 --> 00:09:28,585 - What did he want? 149 00:09:28,586 --> 00:09:31,516 - Oh, just something about his solo in the requiem. 150 00:09:31,517 --> 00:09:33,310 Nothing important. 151 00:09:35,896 --> 00:09:38,136 - Rector. - Hello, Kath. 152 00:09:38,137 --> 00:09:40,412 - Uh, is everything alright? 153 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,309 I saw you leave with Harry Cobb earlier. 154 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:44,930 - It was Ernie. 155 00:09:44,931 --> 00:09:47,551 I'm afraid he died earlier this afternoon. 156 00:09:50,034 --> 00:09:52,481 - I'm sorry to hear that. 157 00:09:52,482 --> 00:09:53,862 Hm. 158 00:09:55,206 --> 00:09:57,344 He was a good man. 159 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,964 Lovely evening. [Chuckles] 160 00:10:02,965 --> 00:10:05,723 - It is, isn't it? - [Sighs] 161 00:10:05,724 --> 00:10:07,413 Bye for now. 162 00:10:10,103 --> 00:10:11,689 [Keys jingling] 163 00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:24,516 [Door closes] 164 00:10:24,517 --> 00:10:27,343 I met the vicar just now. 165 00:10:27,344 --> 00:10:29,792 Ernie's died. 166 00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:31,619 - What are you going to do? 167 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:33,481 - I don't know. 168 00:10:33,482 --> 00:10:36,723 You don't have to keep it a secret anymore. 169 00:10:36,724 --> 00:10:40,033 - Only it's not that simple, is it?! 170 00:10:40,034 --> 00:10:41,413 - No. 171 00:10:42,551 --> 00:10:44,481 Sorry. I suppose not. 172 00:10:44,482 --> 00:10:47,172 - I just need to decide... 173 00:10:50,344 --> 00:10:51,861 What's that? 174 00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:53,758 - My results are back. 175 00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:58,172 [Dog barking] 176 00:10:59,448 --> 00:11:01,103 - Hello! 177 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:29,067 ? 178 00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:30,895 [Horn honking] 179 00:11:30,896 --> 00:11:34,654 ? 180 00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:37,895 [Horn honking] 181 00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:39,930 - And how is that helping, exactly? 182 00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:42,240 - I don't want to help. Just want to get past. 183 00:11:42,241 --> 00:11:44,033 So how about moving? 184 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:47,792 - Which is precisely what we would do if only you'd back up. 185 00:11:47,793 --> 00:11:49,792 - Listen, missus. You're in a car. 186 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,550 I've got a tractor. 187 00:11:51,551 --> 00:11:52,930 You're the one that needs to move. 188 00:11:52,931 --> 00:11:55,930 - Then we have a problem, don't we? 189 00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:58,827 Turn the ignition off! Turn it off! 190 00:12:00,068 --> 00:12:02,378 I can wait all night. Can you? 191 00:12:02,379 --> 00:12:04,033 ? 192 00:12:04,034 --> 00:12:05,516 "Missus." 193 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,136 [Engine shuts off] 194 00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:08,654 - Alright. Now you're starting to annoy me. 195 00:12:08,655 --> 00:12:11,343 - I'd do what she says, Nathan. 196 00:12:11,344 --> 00:12:12,964 You won't win. 197 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:15,067 And she fights dirty. - Yeah? 198 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,964 Ah, a friend of yours, is she, Reverend? 199 00:12:17,965 --> 00:12:19,827 - She's my mother. 200 00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:24,171 - ...awarded the Nobel Prize for... 201 00:12:24,172 --> 00:12:25,792 - I can't see what all the fuss is about. 202 00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:27,378 - It's just you weren't meant to move in... 203 00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,343 - Ohh! - ...until next week. 204 00:12:29,344 --> 00:12:31,447 So, by rights, you should still be at Theo's 205 00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:33,412 and I should be having a quiet Saturday. 206 00:12:33,413 --> 00:12:37,102 ? 207 00:12:37,103 --> 00:12:39,067 - What do you live on? Air? 208 00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:40,378 - Mother. - There was a change of plan. 209 00:12:40,379 --> 00:12:41,895 Your brother got a job. 210 00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:43,688 "An Inspector Calls" if you're interested. 211 00:12:43,689 --> 00:12:44,826 He's playing Gerald. 212 00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:46,274 - Ah. Good for Theo. 213 00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:48,826 - A world of secrets, lies, and murder 214 00:12:48,827 --> 00:12:51,309 under the veneer of middle-class respectability. 215 00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:52,964 Just my cup of tea. 216 00:12:52,965 --> 00:12:55,619 Now, isn't that better? 217 00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:57,205 - ...you had a few. And later on, 218 00:12:57,206 --> 00:12:58,930 it's "Lunch Time with Gordon Benjamin" 219 00:12:58,931 --> 00:13:00,033 where he'll be bringing you up to date... 220 00:13:00,034 --> 00:13:01,274 - Right. What are these? 221 00:13:01,275 --> 00:13:02,861 - Oh, it's the local rag. 222 00:13:02,862 --> 00:13:04,481 I use them to light the fire. 223 00:13:04,482 --> 00:13:06,102 And they're pretty good for cleaning windows. 224 00:13:06,103 --> 00:13:08,205 - "Champton vicar visits victims of gay plague, 225 00:13:08,206 --> 00:13:10,723 says, 'Everyone deserves God's love.'" 226 00:13:10,724 --> 00:13:12,792 Dear me. What were you thinking? 227 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,999 - That right now they are suffering 228 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,033 and could do with a bit of compassion. 229 00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:20,550 - I meant pale socks with dark trousers. 230 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:23,067 Socks should match the trouser, not the shoe! 231 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,550 It makes your legs look longer. 232 00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:26,654 Everyone knows that. - Someone could have 233 00:13:26,655 --> 00:13:28,447 at least just told me you were coming. 234 00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:30,688 - Didn't Theo tell you? 235 00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:32,343 Well, with your brother treading the boards, 236 00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,240 it made sense for me to come to you a bit earlier. 237 00:13:34,241 --> 00:13:36,033 - It's just not very convenient. 238 00:13:36,034 --> 00:13:37,930 - Why? Do you have plans? 239 00:13:37,931 --> 00:13:39,861 Well, then. 240 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,447 What can't be cured... - Must be endured. 241 00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:44,999 Yes. I remember. Dad used to say it. 242 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,240 - And it stood him in good stead. - Until it didn't. 243 00:13:47,241 --> 00:13:51,033 [Fine Young Cannibals' "She Drives Me Crazy" playing] 244 00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:53,999 - So what are we gonna do today? 245 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,378 - ? She drives me crazy ? 246 00:13:56,379 --> 00:13:58,343 ? Ooh, ooh ? 247 00:13:58,344 --> 00:14:00,826 ? Like no one else ? 248 00:14:00,827 --> 00:14:02,412 ? Ooh, ooh ? 249 00:14:02,413 --> 00:14:03,930 - I don't know what you've been doing in here, 250 00:14:03,931 --> 00:14:05,757 but there's a definite aroma. 251 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,033 - It's not that bad. 252 00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:08,688 - Smells like death, Daniel! 253 00:14:08,689 --> 00:14:10,309 [Gears grinding] 254 00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:12,516 - It's just the dogs. Probably the odd hay bale. 255 00:14:12,517 --> 00:14:14,378 It was a gift from Bernard when I arrived. 256 00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:16,481 The smell came with. Sort of a job lock. 257 00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:18,309 - "Bernard"? 258 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:20,585 I think you'll find that's Lord de Floures to you and me. 259 00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:22,309 - He's perfectly happy with "Bernard." 260 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:24,378 - Did he actually ask you to call him that? 261 00:14:24,379 --> 00:14:25,723 - I think so. 262 00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:27,274 - Well, you can't just use their name. 263 00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:29,723 It's far too familiar. You have to be invited. 264 00:14:29,724 --> 00:14:31,516 That's how it's done. 265 00:14:31,517 --> 00:14:33,895 Rank and title, darling. These things matter. 266 00:14:33,896 --> 00:14:36,067 - Just follow signs for parking. 267 00:14:36,068 --> 00:14:43,861 ? 268 00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:46,378 - Reverend, you can just park up by the house. 269 00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:47,550 - Thank you, Edgy. 270 00:14:47,551 --> 00:14:49,309 - ? She drives me crazy ? 271 00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:51,240 ? Ooh, ooh ? 272 00:14:51,241 --> 00:14:53,688 ? Like no one else ? 273 00:14:53,689 --> 00:14:56,895 ? Ooh, ooh, she drives me crazy ? 274 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,343 - You're an hour late. 275 00:14:58,344 --> 00:15:00,585 - So? No one noticed. 276 00:15:00,586 --> 00:15:03,550 - Boy, you better hope not. Because they'd dock your pay. 277 00:15:03,551 --> 00:15:05,723 And don't think I'll make up the difference. 278 00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:07,447 - You worry too much, Granddad. 279 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,654 - Hey. Listen. 280 00:15:09,655 --> 00:15:12,447 It's good here. We're dug in. 281 00:15:12,448 --> 00:15:14,274 Don't muck it up. 282 00:15:14,275 --> 00:15:17,861 ? 283 00:15:17,862 --> 00:15:20,136 - ? She drives me crazy ? 284 00:15:20,137 --> 00:15:22,102 ? Ooh, ooh ? 285 00:15:22,103 --> 00:15:24,516 ? Like no one else ? 286 00:15:24,517 --> 00:15:26,585 ? Ooh, ooh ? 287 00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:28,481 ? She drives me crazy ? 288 00:15:28,482 --> 00:15:30,481 [Feedback whines] 289 00:15:30,482 --> 00:15:33,102 - The jousting tournament will be taking place by the lake. 290 00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:34,585 You won't want to miss that. 291 00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:36,205 - [Bell dings] - And for those of you 292 00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,102 interested in Champton's more recent history, 293 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:41,757 "Champton at War: A Guided History" is at 2:00. 294 00:15:41,758 --> 00:15:43,895 A real treat for all you history buffs. 295 00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:46,861 [Chatter] 296 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:50,136 - You're presenting the trophy to the champion jouster at 3:00. 297 00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:52,792 And you've got the photo op for the Gazette at 4:00. 298 00:15:52,793 --> 00:15:56,033 - Honor wants it to look like this every bloody weekend. 299 00:15:56,034 --> 00:15:58,205 She thinks I ought to open the place up. 300 00:15:58,206 --> 00:16:02,343 Tea rooms and a... bloody gift shop. 301 00:16:02,344 --> 00:16:05,481 - Better than turning it into a hotel or conference center. 302 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:07,792 You asked Donna to help turn things around. 303 00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:09,309 This is a start. 304 00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:10,895 - No, it's a bloody noisy one. 305 00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:13,067 - Bloody lucrative one if it works. 306 00:16:13,068 --> 00:16:15,930 [Chatter] 307 00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:18,136 - Yes. Thank you. Margaret. 308 00:16:18,137 --> 00:16:20,930 What would I do without you? 309 00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:23,688 Right. Now where's Anthony? 310 00:16:23,689 --> 00:16:26,136 - Getting ready to do his tour thing, I expect. 311 00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:28,757 You know, "Champton at War" and all that. 312 00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:30,240 - Oh, yes. Of course. Right. 313 00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:31,723 Well, as soon as he's done with that, 314 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,551 tell him I want to see him, will you? 315 00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:38,930 - Rector, when you have a minute, 316 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,723 I'd like to go over something with you. 317 00:16:40,724 --> 00:16:42,619 - Oh? - As you know, 318 00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:44,861 the committee and I have long been concerned 319 00:16:44,862 --> 00:16:47,447 about the flower room and its facilities. 320 00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:49,067 - Have you? I don't recall. 321 00:16:49,068 --> 00:16:52,205 - And they felt that we should seek funds to improve it 322 00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:54,895 and install a buttery, for teas and whatnot, 323 00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:57,895 thereby enhancing the whole churchgoing experience. 324 00:16:57,896 --> 00:17:00,447 - This was never discussed. - I'd remember. 325 00:17:00,448 --> 00:17:04,102 - It was the standing committee. Didn't I say? 326 00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:05,826 For dealing with those little items 327 00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:08,447 that slip between the cracks of the PCC. 328 00:17:08,448 --> 00:17:10,343 - Of course, if this was to go through, 329 00:17:10,344 --> 00:17:12,516 it would scupper any plans to install a toilet. 330 00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:16,999 - Would it? Hm. I hadn't thought about it like that. 331 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,516 Anyway, I shall be presenting it at the next PCC for a vote 332 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:25,412 because, unlike your plans, this is already funded. 333 00:17:25,413 --> 00:17:27,274 - You've got the money? 334 00:17:27,275 --> 00:17:28,585 - A private donation. 335 00:17:28,586 --> 00:17:31,343 - I see. And who's it from? 336 00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:33,792 - The donor wishes to remain anonymous. 337 00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:36,343 - To the rest of the world perhaps, but not to me. 338 00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:38,033 As rector and incumbent. 339 00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:40,378 - Hm. They were most insistent. 340 00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:44,516 - Unfortunately, the rector has a fiduciary responsibility. 341 00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:47,033 He has to be able to account for all sources of funding. 342 00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:50,067 And unless he can, no such proposal 343 00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:52,274 can go before the PCC for approval. 344 00:17:52,275 --> 00:17:54,861 - Yes, I'm afraid that's quite true. 345 00:17:54,862 --> 00:17:56,481 - And you are? 346 00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:59,758 - Oh, I'm sorry, Stella. This is my mother, Audrey. 347 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,757 - Who appears to be an expert on PCC protocol. 348 00:18:05,758 --> 00:18:07,964 - It's amazing what you pick up. 349 00:18:07,965 --> 00:18:09,379 - Hm. 350 00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:13,067 - Watch that one, Daniel. 351 00:18:13,068 --> 00:18:15,688 I have a feeling she hates losing. 352 00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:17,826 But, then, so do I. 353 00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:19,826 [Carnival music playing] 354 00:18:19,827 --> 00:18:23,930 [Chatter] 355 00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:26,481 - Alright, boys! Give us a smile! 356 00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:28,619 [Camera shutter clicks] 357 00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,895 - Come on, John. Let's have you for the Gazette. 358 00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:32,654 - Okay. Here we go. 359 00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:34,447 [Camera shutter clicks] 360 00:18:34,448 --> 00:18:36,240 - Wonderful. Thank you. 361 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:39,274 - The war came to Champton in a very real way. 362 00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:42,171 The Special Operations Executive, the S.O.E., 363 00:18:42,172 --> 00:18:43,826 were based here, 364 00:18:43,827 --> 00:18:46,964 and training alongside them was a covert army, 365 00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:50,240 part of a network that stretched across the country. 366 00:18:50,241 --> 00:18:52,757 By day, they were ordinary civilians- 367 00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:56,688 farm workers, clergymen, gamekeepers. 368 00:18:56,689 --> 00:18:59,585 But they were also Churchill's secret weapon. 369 00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:02,171 And should the Nazis invade, 370 00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:04,240 they were to be our last line of defense, 371 00:19:04,241 --> 00:19:06,930 our very own resistance. 372 00:19:06,931 --> 00:19:10,240 These men, nicknamed the Scallywags, 373 00:19:10,241 --> 00:19:13,999 were a secret army- and a well-equipped one, too. 374 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,895 Please feel free to come up and take a look. 375 00:19:15,896 --> 00:19:17,481 - [Applause] - Thank you. 376 00:19:17,482 --> 00:19:19,895 - Of course, my war was very different, 377 00:19:19,896 --> 00:19:21,826 being on the front line and all that. 378 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,205 - You were a member of the Women's Voluntary Service. 379 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,999 You made sandwiches. 380 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,516 - To begin with! 381 00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:29,550 You try driving an ambulance during the Blitz 382 00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:32,412 and tell me that's not the front line. 383 00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:33,895 How fearsome. 384 00:19:33,896 --> 00:19:36,757 - Hm. They weren't mucking around. 385 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:39,447 Small cells of around eight men 386 00:19:39,448 --> 00:19:43,585 could mount guerrilla attacks on the Germans if they invaded, 387 00:19:43,586 --> 00:19:45,171 blowing up supplies, 388 00:19:45,172 --> 00:19:47,240 booby-trapping roads, killing soldiers 389 00:19:47,241 --> 00:19:49,136 before melting back into the woods, 390 00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:52,136 hiding in a network of secret bunkers. 391 00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:54,378 - Really? - Hm. Superbly hidden. 392 00:19:54,379 --> 00:19:57,447 And the only people who knew of their existence 393 00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:59,067 were the Scallywags themselves. 394 00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:00,585 As for the bunkers, well, 395 00:20:00,586 --> 00:20:02,550 we still don't know where most of them are. 396 00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:04,654 You see, there are no records. 397 00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:07,688 But... I'm looking. 398 00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:09,826 - Do you think there are some around here? 399 00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:11,619 - There's every reason to think so, yes. 400 00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:13,826 It's very exciting. 401 00:20:13,827 --> 00:20:16,136 - Can't the Scallywags tell you? 402 00:20:16,137 --> 00:20:19,757 - Ah, the thing is, if you were invited to join the Scallywags, 403 00:20:19,758 --> 00:20:22,136 you had to sign the Official Secrets Act. 404 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,930 You didn't breathe a word. 405 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,550 Not to friends, family... lovers. 406 00:20:26,551 --> 00:20:28,240 No one knew. 407 00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:30,723 Even today, their identities are a mystery. 408 00:20:30,724 --> 00:20:33,102 - See? We knew how to keep a secret then. 409 00:20:33,103 --> 00:20:34,826 Not like these days, with everyone 410 00:20:34,827 --> 00:20:37,826 blabbing away at the first opportunity. 411 00:20:37,827 --> 00:20:39,481 I blame Cilla Black. 412 00:20:39,482 --> 00:20:41,895 - [Chuckles] 413 00:20:41,896 --> 00:20:43,309 Uh, please excuse me. 414 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,619 I have an audience with my cousin. 415 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:48,033 Doesn't do to keep him waiting, apparently. 416 00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:58,240 ? 417 00:20:58,241 --> 00:21:00,274 You wanted to see me? 418 00:21:00,275 --> 00:21:02,172 - Yeah. Shut the door. 419 00:21:04,689 --> 00:21:07,309 - I feel like I've been, uh... 420 00:21:07,310 --> 00:21:09,412 summoned to the headmaster's study. 421 00:21:09,413 --> 00:21:12,862 - Yeah. Why do you think that might be? 422 00:21:12,863 --> 00:21:18,309 Hm. I spoke to a chap earlier, and he said that he went to- 423 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:19,757 And this was fascinating. 424 00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:22,826 He went to an art gallery in Braunston... 425 00:21:22,827 --> 00:21:25,792 You like art. Perhaps you know it. 426 00:21:25,793 --> 00:21:28,344 Thing is, you'll never guess what he saw there. 427 00:21:30,413 --> 00:21:33,620 Really are a bit of a shit, aren't you, Anthony? 428 00:21:35,655 --> 00:21:37,274 I just- I don't understand why. 429 00:21:37,275 --> 00:21:39,654 I don't understand after all these years, 430 00:21:39,655 --> 00:21:42,688 everything that we have done for you and welcomed you in here. 431 00:21:42,689 --> 00:21:44,240 And when you're in trouble, I've sorted you out. 432 00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:45,550 I gave you a job. 433 00:21:45,551 --> 00:21:47,412 - Yes. 434 00:21:47,413 --> 00:21:49,447 And you've never let me forget it, have you? 435 00:21:49,448 --> 00:21:51,619 - Oh, you are unbelievable, Anthony! 436 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:53,274 You have the nerve to take my generosity 437 00:21:53,275 --> 00:21:54,792 - Don't give me that! - ...and throw it in my face. 438 00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:56,861 Well, enough is enough. 439 00:21:56,862 --> 00:21:58,585 I... 440 00:21:58,586 --> 00:22:00,516 I'm going to report it to the police. 441 00:22:00,517 --> 00:22:02,068 [Knock on door] 442 00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:07,378 - What? 443 00:22:07,379 --> 00:22:09,172 And risk a scandal? 444 00:22:13,586 --> 00:22:15,516 - Go to hell, Anthony. 445 00:22:15,517 --> 00:22:21,412 ? 446 00:22:21,413 --> 00:22:25,205 - Time to crown the champion jouster. 447 00:22:25,206 --> 00:22:27,067 - Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be right out. 448 00:22:27,068 --> 00:22:30,033 ? 449 00:22:30,034 --> 00:22:31,758 [Door closes] 450 00:22:34,965 --> 00:22:37,033 [Chatter] 451 00:22:37,034 --> 00:22:40,068 ? 452 00:22:41,379 --> 00:22:43,068 [Crackling] 453 00:22:44,482 --> 00:22:47,757 ["Also sprach Zarathustra" plays] 454 00:22:47,758 --> 00:23:05,343 ? 455 00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:07,067 - [Grunting] 456 00:23:07,068 --> 00:23:12,274 ? 457 00:23:12,275 --> 00:23:13,964 [Grunting] 458 00:23:13,965 --> 00:23:16,447 - Should we alert the Saint John Ambulance? 459 00:23:16,448 --> 00:23:18,447 - I think it's art. 460 00:23:18,448 --> 00:23:20,067 - Who on Earth is that? 461 00:23:20,068 --> 00:23:24,136 - Alex. It's Bernard's son. 462 00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:26,792 [Bell ringing] 463 00:23:26,793 --> 00:23:28,171 - Ooh! 464 00:23:28,172 --> 00:23:34,861 ? 465 00:23:34,862 --> 00:23:37,033 [Screaming] 466 00:23:37,034 --> 00:23:38,412 [Music distorting] 467 00:23:38,413 --> 00:23:40,102 [Grunts] 468 00:23:40,103 --> 00:23:41,654 ? 469 00:23:41,655 --> 00:23:43,585 The impossibility of change! 470 00:23:43,586 --> 00:23:47,033 In the face of intransigent history! 471 00:23:47,034 --> 00:23:49,068 [Song ends] 472 00:23:53,034 --> 00:23:55,241 [Scattered applause] 473 00:23:56,827 --> 00:23:58,757 - Is he soft or something? 474 00:23:58,758 --> 00:24:01,688 - Yeah. It must be the inbreeding. 475 00:24:01,689 --> 00:24:03,309 - [Chuckles] 476 00:24:03,310 --> 00:24:05,344 [Chatter] 477 00:24:08,310 --> 00:24:09,688 - That was painful. 478 00:24:09,689 --> 00:24:12,895 - I'll say. Hessian can chafe terribly. 479 00:24:12,896 --> 00:24:15,171 I fancy taking a look at the cake stalls, 480 00:24:15,172 --> 00:24:17,378 get a sense of my new home. - Really? 481 00:24:17,379 --> 00:24:19,102 - You can always judge a place by the quality 482 00:24:19,103 --> 00:24:20,792 of their bakewells. 483 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,343 [Metal clanging] 484 00:24:23,344 --> 00:24:25,654 - What the hell was that?! 485 00:24:25,655 --> 00:24:27,447 - I told you. I tweaked it a bit. 486 00:24:27,448 --> 00:24:30,136 - I said you could do it as long as you didn't upset anyone! 487 00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:32,378 - It was provocative but tasteful. 488 00:24:32,379 --> 00:24:34,136 - I warned you. 489 00:24:34,137 --> 00:24:36,136 Screw up, and you piss me and Pa off. 490 00:24:36,137 --> 00:24:38,205 - [Scoffs] I can handle Pa. 491 00:24:38,206 --> 00:24:40,827 - It's not Pa you should be worried about. 492 00:24:48,758 --> 00:24:51,067 I think I'm actually going to kill him. 493 00:24:51,068 --> 00:24:53,826 - It was strangely hypnotic. - It was a car crash. 494 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:55,585 - I think my mother quite enjoyed it. 495 00:24:55,586 --> 00:24:57,102 - Your mother? I didn't know she was here. 496 00:24:57,103 --> 00:24:59,585 - Yes. She's moving in with me. 497 00:24:59,586 --> 00:25:01,136 - Permanently? 498 00:25:01,137 --> 00:25:04,274 - We finally sorted out Dad's estate. 499 00:25:04,275 --> 00:25:05,792 The only way to pay off the list of creditors 500 00:25:05,793 --> 00:25:07,999 was to sell the house, so... 501 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,792 - And she couldn't afford somewhere of her own? 502 00:25:10,793 --> 00:25:13,481 - It was a long list. 503 00:25:13,482 --> 00:25:16,274 - And you're okay with her moving in? 504 00:25:16,275 --> 00:25:18,447 - Why wouldn't I be? - [Laughs] 505 00:25:18,448 --> 00:25:20,343 You and your mother under one roof? 506 00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:22,654 No, there's nothing that could possibly go wrong there. 507 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:25,205 - I am perfectly capable of living with someone. 508 00:25:25,206 --> 00:25:26,378 Thank you very much. 509 00:25:26,379 --> 00:25:28,309 - The dogs don't count. 510 00:25:28,310 --> 00:25:29,999 - It'll be fine. 511 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,067 Besides, she has nowhere else to go. 512 00:25:32,068 --> 00:25:59,517 ? 513 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,586 - Did you leave any for anyone else? 514 00:26:11,241 --> 00:26:13,550 - Rector! 515 00:26:13,551 --> 00:26:15,862 - Give me a minute, will you? 516 00:26:20,586 --> 00:26:22,793 - Dora got the test results back. 517 00:26:25,896 --> 00:26:27,000 - I'm sorry. 518 00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:31,688 - The thing is... 519 00:26:31,689 --> 00:26:34,550 she doesn't want any treatment. 520 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:37,930 Nothing. No drugs. No tubes. 521 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:39,757 None of it. 522 00:26:39,758 --> 00:26:41,585 She's been through it all once. 523 00:26:41,586 --> 00:26:43,619 She can't face it again. 524 00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:45,620 - I can understand that. 525 00:26:49,965 --> 00:26:52,447 - All my life... 526 00:26:52,448 --> 00:26:56,171 I've believed if there's a problem, 527 00:26:56,172 --> 00:26:59,550 you assess the situation and you make a plan. 528 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:02,240 You do something. You know? 529 00:27:02,241 --> 00:27:05,033 You don't just stand by and do nothing. 530 00:27:05,034 --> 00:27:06,896 Why can't she... 531 00:27:09,965 --> 00:27:11,931 I don't know what to do. 532 00:27:13,413 --> 00:27:15,585 They can't tell me when she'll- 533 00:27:15,586 --> 00:27:18,102 She's not in any pain. 534 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:20,827 It might stay like that for years. 535 00:27:21,965 --> 00:27:23,862 No one seems to know. 536 00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:28,033 But however long she's got... 537 00:27:28,034 --> 00:27:32,310 she wants to enjoy it... here, with me. 538 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,723 - Kath, I- 539 00:27:35,724 --> 00:27:39,378 - I'll work it out. Thank you. 540 00:27:39,379 --> 00:27:41,930 - I didn't really do anything. 541 00:27:41,931 --> 00:27:44,136 - You listened. 542 00:27:44,137 --> 00:27:45,862 You're good at that. 543 00:27:47,275 --> 00:27:49,862 You ever thought of doing it professionally? 544 00:27:51,517 --> 00:27:52,931 Hm! 545 00:28:01,517 --> 00:28:04,309 - ...times do I have to tell you? I'm not doing this anymore. 546 00:28:04,310 --> 00:28:06,516 - You get this done, the quicker you can get back 547 00:28:06,517 --> 00:28:09,171 to that weird performance art. - I'm not doing this! 548 00:28:09,172 --> 00:28:15,000 ? 549 00:28:22,413 --> 00:28:23,619 - Edgy. 550 00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:26,550 - Got a little something for ya. 551 00:28:26,551 --> 00:28:28,309 Don't tell His Lordship, though. 552 00:28:28,310 --> 00:28:30,861 You can get a nice pie out of that. 553 00:28:30,862 --> 00:28:33,481 Do it soon, mind. They done half turn quick. 554 00:28:33,482 --> 00:28:34,516 Ma'am. 555 00:28:34,517 --> 00:28:36,241 [Taps vehicle] 556 00:28:38,206 --> 00:28:39,931 - Oh! Good Lord! 557 00:28:43,379 --> 00:28:46,619 - Edgy likes to share his bounty. - Well, it's all gone a bit 558 00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:48,999 "Cold Comfort Farm" for my liking. 559 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,723 Still... explains the smell. 560 00:28:51,724 --> 00:28:54,000 [Gears grinding] 561 00:28:56,237 --> 00:29:00,688 - I suppose I could get a couple of pies out of it. 562 00:29:00,689 --> 00:29:03,688 - I think I'd rather give it a decent burial in the garden. 563 00:29:03,689 --> 00:29:06,102 Next to all the others. 564 00:29:06,103 --> 00:29:08,137 Besides... 565 00:29:08,138 --> 00:29:10,861 How many more pies you think we can fit in here? 566 00:29:10,862 --> 00:29:13,516 - That's why God invented the freezer. 567 00:29:13,517 --> 00:29:15,240 - "A," I'm not sure he did. 568 00:29:15,241 --> 00:29:17,309 And, "B," I don't have one. 569 00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:18,654 - Which is why you're going to get one 570 00:29:18,655 --> 00:29:20,102 first thing Monday. - Mother. 571 00:29:20,103 --> 00:29:21,447 - We need one, Daniel, 572 00:29:21,448 --> 00:29:22,826 especially now there's two of us. 573 00:29:22,827 --> 00:29:24,481 - No, we can't afford to. - Nonsense! 574 00:29:24,482 --> 00:29:26,792 And it works out much cheaper in the long run. 575 00:29:26,793 --> 00:29:28,619 I can batch-cook some of my old favorites. 576 00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:30,240 - Stop it. - Chicken a la king, 577 00:29:30,241 --> 00:29:32,481 cod in parsley sauce, a myriad of hearty soups. 578 00:29:32,482 --> 00:29:34,481 - Please! - All I'm doing- 579 00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:36,378 - No, I know what you're doing. 580 00:29:36,379 --> 00:29:39,205 It's the same thing that you've always done. 581 00:29:39,206 --> 00:29:40,930 - I have no idea what you mean by that. 582 00:29:40,931 --> 00:29:42,033 - [Sighs] 583 00:29:42,034 --> 00:29:43,964 You can't just put things right 584 00:29:43,965 --> 00:29:46,930 by rearranging cupboards and batch-cooking some soup. 585 00:29:46,931 --> 00:29:49,550 - I'm simply making do, soldiering on. 586 00:29:49,551 --> 00:29:51,172 - Is that what you call it? 587 00:29:51,173 --> 00:29:54,309 - I'd have thought you'd be pleased. 588 00:29:54,310 --> 00:29:55,723 - Pleased? 589 00:29:55,724 --> 00:29:57,378 - That I'm not dwelling on the past. 590 00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,688 I mean, when you consider the way you behaved... 591 00:29:59,689 --> 00:30:01,274 - Here we go. - ...I'd be perfectly entitled 592 00:30:01,275 --> 00:30:02,964 to hold a grudge. - Now, that is not fair! 593 00:30:02,965 --> 00:30:04,516 - After everything your father and I did for you. 594 00:30:04,517 --> 00:30:07,068 - You can't blame me for Dad! 595 00:30:09,448 --> 00:30:33,412 ? 596 00:30:33,413 --> 00:30:35,067 [Video-game sounds] 597 00:30:35,068 --> 00:30:37,551 [Chatter] 598 00:30:40,310 --> 00:30:41,895 Do you mind? 599 00:30:41,896 --> 00:30:44,000 - Uh, be my guest. 600 00:30:52,655 --> 00:30:55,585 Huh. Don't worry. 601 00:30:55,586 --> 00:30:58,102 Angostura bitters and tonic. 602 00:30:58,103 --> 00:31:00,861 Almost like the real thing. 603 00:31:00,862 --> 00:31:03,481 - Even so, I'd have thought coming in here... 604 00:31:03,482 --> 00:31:06,205 - Would, uh, trigger a relapse? 605 00:31:06,206 --> 00:31:08,723 Let's hope not, eh? 606 00:31:08,724 --> 00:31:11,447 - I had no idea Champton House was so important in the war. 607 00:31:11,448 --> 00:31:14,792 - Hm! Not just the house. 608 00:31:14,793 --> 00:31:16,999 The more I looked, 609 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,655 the more I realized it was the whole community. 610 00:31:21,137 --> 00:31:24,033 It's turned into a bit of a treasure hunt. 611 00:31:24,034 --> 00:31:26,240 Clues everywhere. 612 00:31:26,241 --> 00:31:28,205 And a few memories. 613 00:31:28,206 --> 00:31:29,585 - Memories? 614 00:31:29,586 --> 00:31:31,792 - Well, I spent a lot of time here. 615 00:31:31,793 --> 00:31:33,826 Bernard was only two years older than me, 616 00:31:33,827 --> 00:31:35,654 so we were more like brothers. 617 00:31:35,655 --> 00:31:39,447 Having adventures. Inseparable. 618 00:31:39,448 --> 00:31:41,000 And then you grow up. 619 00:31:43,034 --> 00:31:45,964 Bernard inherited the title, and I went down to London, 620 00:31:45,965 --> 00:31:47,757 tried my hand at a few things, 621 00:31:47,758 --> 00:31:52,068 but, uh, I'm not very good at, uh, sticking to stuff. 622 00:31:52,069 --> 00:31:55,240 - So you decided to come back here? 623 00:31:55,241 --> 00:31:58,000 - Well, it was actually Bernard's idea. 624 00:31:58,001 --> 00:32:01,481 And I've ended up disappointing him, as well. 625 00:32:01,482 --> 00:32:03,000 Wasn't deliberate. 626 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,275 - No. 627 00:32:06,482 --> 00:32:08,240 No, it never is. 628 00:32:08,241 --> 00:32:11,964 [Birds calling] 629 00:32:11,965 --> 00:33:05,896 ? 630 00:33:08,103 --> 00:33:10,378 [Television playing] 631 00:33:10,379 --> 00:33:12,481 - All my fan mail is returned, 632 00:33:12,482 --> 00:33:14,481 but not known at this address. 633 00:33:14,482 --> 00:33:15,516 [Laughter] 634 00:33:15,517 --> 00:33:17,136 My wife... 635 00:33:17,137 --> 00:33:18,964 [Laughter] 636 00:33:18,965 --> 00:33:33,688 ? 637 00:33:33,689 --> 00:33:36,136 Out where I live in the country, post is really slow. 638 00:33:36,137 --> 00:33:37,964 Good Lord. This week I got a... 639 00:33:37,965 --> 00:33:40,067 - I don't suppose "Opportunity" could knock any quieter, 640 00:33:40,068 --> 00:33:41,550 could it?! 641 00:33:41,551 --> 00:33:43,171 - Our postman committed suicide. 642 00:33:43,172 --> 00:33:44,516 His wife didn't get the note for three weeks. 643 00:33:44,517 --> 00:33:47,516 [Laughter] 644 00:33:47,517 --> 00:33:49,378 Oh, just a few letters get through. 645 00:33:49,379 --> 00:33:51,136 I started to read this just before I came out here. 646 00:33:51,137 --> 00:33:53,274 Look at this. 647 00:33:53,275 --> 00:33:56,964 "Dear Bob, even our dog recognizes you on TV." 648 00:33:56,965 --> 00:33:58,447 Isn't that lovely? 649 00:33:58,448 --> 00:34:00,309 It goes on. It says, uh, 650 00:34:00,310 --> 00:34:03,067 "When your program comes on, he pricks up his ears, 651 00:34:03,068 --> 00:34:06,102 walks to the set, lifts his leg..." 652 00:34:06,103 --> 00:34:07,654 [Laughter] 653 00:34:07,655 --> 00:34:54,102 ? 654 00:34:54,103 --> 00:34:56,724 - [Grunts and screams] 655 00:34:58,655 --> 00:35:01,067 [Gagging] 656 00:35:01,068 --> 00:35:06,723 ? 657 00:35:06,724 --> 00:35:09,103 [Radio chatter] 658 00:35:12,793 --> 00:35:14,137 - Yeah. 659 00:35:15,551 --> 00:35:17,448 [Camera shutter clicking] 660 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,274 - Canon Clement? 661 00:35:24,275 --> 00:35:27,274 DS Vanloo. Bronson BCID. 662 00:35:27,275 --> 00:35:29,171 - Yes. Hello. 663 00:35:29,172 --> 00:35:31,343 - Hello. 664 00:35:31,344 --> 00:35:33,826 - Pentel. A P205, if I'm not mistaken. 665 00:35:33,827 --> 00:35:36,378 Nice. 666 00:35:36,379 --> 00:35:38,412 I don't know why I said that. 667 00:35:38,413 --> 00:35:40,550 - [Exhales sharply] 668 00:35:40,551 --> 00:35:42,343 - How can I help? 669 00:35:42,344 --> 00:35:44,861 - Uh, yeah. I need to ask you a few questions. 670 00:35:44,862 --> 00:35:46,550 - Of course. 671 00:35:46,551 --> 00:35:49,378 - And we'll need your clothes, I'm afraid. And a swab. 672 00:35:49,379 --> 00:35:51,550 - Right. Um... 673 00:35:51,551 --> 00:35:54,448 Well, um, the rectory is just down the road. 674 00:35:58,862 --> 00:36:01,516 - And you're sure of the time? - Yes. 675 00:36:01,517 --> 00:36:04,688 My mother had just started watching "Opportunity Knocks." 676 00:36:04,689 --> 00:36:07,240 - Bob Monkhouse is one of my favorites. 677 00:36:07,241 --> 00:36:08,412 - But not yours? 678 00:36:08,413 --> 00:36:10,378 - Not really my thing. 679 00:36:10,379 --> 00:36:13,378 - My son is a cultural snob. 680 00:36:13,379 --> 00:36:15,655 - Thanks for the biscuits. 681 00:36:20,758 --> 00:36:23,274 - So why did you go to the church? 682 00:36:23,275 --> 00:36:26,516 - Um, t-to say night prayer. 683 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:29,378 - Right. [Clears throat] 684 00:36:29,379 --> 00:36:31,826 Was there any particular reason why Anthony Bowness 685 00:36:31,827 --> 00:36:33,895 would be in the church at that time? 686 00:36:33,896 --> 00:36:35,447 - Not that I know of. 687 00:36:35,448 --> 00:36:37,861 But perhaps he wanted to pray. 688 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,378 - Why did you say that? 689 00:36:39,379 --> 00:36:40,861 - Because of where I found him. 690 00:36:40,862 --> 00:36:44,171 I assumed that he'd been kneeling to pray. 691 00:36:44,172 --> 00:36:46,516 - Right. 692 00:36:46,517 --> 00:36:51,033 You say you saw Mr. Bowness in the pub at about 7:00. 693 00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:53,171 How was he? 694 00:36:53,172 --> 00:36:55,757 - He was a bit down, actually. 695 00:36:55,758 --> 00:36:58,861 He said that he'd been a-a disappointment. 696 00:36:58,862 --> 00:37:00,481 - Who to? 697 00:37:00,482 --> 00:37:02,654 - Mostly Bernard. 698 00:37:02,655 --> 00:37:04,931 - Lord de Floures. His cousin. 699 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:11,136 Okay. Thank you. 700 00:37:11,137 --> 00:37:13,517 I should go up to the house now. 701 00:37:14,931 --> 00:37:16,861 - May I come? 702 00:37:16,862 --> 00:37:19,343 - Uh, well, I wouldn't normally... 703 00:37:19,344 --> 00:37:22,240 - It's just something like this, people are gonna be scared. 704 00:37:22,241 --> 00:37:24,965 I thought maybe a friendly face... 705 00:37:26,482 --> 00:37:30,343 - Anthony had, you know, his problems. 706 00:37:30,344 --> 00:37:32,378 He, um... He went a bit off the rails 707 00:37:32,379 --> 00:37:34,033 when he went back up to London. 708 00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:35,516 - He was an alcoholic. 709 00:37:35,517 --> 00:37:36,861 He'd only been sober for about eight months. 710 00:37:36,862 --> 00:37:39,516 - Honor! - Well, there's no point in... 711 00:37:39,517 --> 00:37:42,585 [Sighs] He got into a proper mess. 712 00:37:42,586 --> 00:37:45,447 And my father sorted him out. 713 00:37:45,448 --> 00:37:46,930 - How? 714 00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:49,309 - Oh, um... 715 00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:51,343 Well, I paid for him to dry out, and then I, um... 716 00:37:51,344 --> 00:37:52,999 I brought him back up here. 717 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,895 - And gave him a job and a place to live. 718 00:37:55,896 --> 00:37:57,723 - He worked for you? 719 00:37:57,724 --> 00:38:00,067 - Uh, yeah. Sort of. As an archivist. 720 00:38:00,068 --> 00:38:01,654 I got him to research the history 721 00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:03,481 of the house during the war. 722 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:05,758 [Police radio chatter] 723 00:38:07,482 --> 00:38:09,655 - They're still there. 724 00:38:15,931 --> 00:38:17,413 You sure? 725 00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:26,448 Gin. 726 00:38:30,275 --> 00:38:32,378 Are you letting me win? 727 00:38:32,379 --> 00:38:34,517 Because that's not allowed. 728 00:38:36,034 --> 00:38:38,895 - Won't you change your mind? 729 00:38:38,896 --> 00:38:40,792 - No. 730 00:38:40,793 --> 00:38:42,551 It's what I want. 731 00:38:44,034 --> 00:38:46,620 And I'd like you by my side. 732 00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:50,550 But if that's too hard... 733 00:38:50,551 --> 00:38:52,827 - I'm not going anywhere. 734 00:38:55,413 --> 00:38:57,068 - Peas in a pod. 735 00:38:58,137 --> 00:38:59,896 - Peas in a pod. 736 00:39:01,896 --> 00:39:05,619 - Did Mr. Bowness have any other relationships? 737 00:39:05,620 --> 00:39:08,067 - Um, uh, what? Like a girlfriend? 738 00:39:08,068 --> 00:39:09,309 - Someone he might confide in? 739 00:39:09,310 --> 00:39:10,792 - No. 740 00:39:10,793 --> 00:39:12,793 No. Uh, just us. 741 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,861 - And you all got along well? 742 00:39:15,862 --> 00:39:18,619 - Yeah. Absolutely. 743 00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:19,827 - Right. 744 00:39:21,103 --> 00:39:23,550 When was the last time you saw him? 745 00:39:23,551 --> 00:39:27,309 - Uh, well, I think it was probably first thing this morning. 746 00:39:27,310 --> 00:39:29,481 Sorry. It was all a bit of a rush trying to get everything organized. 747 00:39:29,482 --> 00:39:31,343 - Wasn't it later than that? - What? 748 00:39:31,344 --> 00:39:33,964 - Only Anthony said that he had a meeting with you 749 00:39:33,965 --> 00:39:37,620 after his tour, which would have been closer to 3:00. 750 00:39:37,883 --> 00:39:41,930 - Right. Sorry. No. Yes. You're absolutely right. 751 00:39:41,931 --> 00:39:43,895 Sorry. I, um... 752 00:39:43,896 --> 00:39:46,171 Sorry. I forgot. It's just, um... 753 00:39:46,172 --> 00:39:48,861 This business. 754 00:39:48,862 --> 00:39:50,930 - What was the meeting about? 755 00:39:50,931 --> 00:39:52,516 - Oh, it wasn't really a meeting as such. 756 00:39:52,517 --> 00:39:53,999 We were just discussing financial stuff. 757 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,481 It was nothing important. 758 00:39:55,482 --> 00:39:57,274 - Did he mention anything? 759 00:39:57,275 --> 00:39:59,516 Something that might be troubling him? 760 00:39:59,517 --> 00:40:02,481 - No. No. 761 00:40:02,482 --> 00:40:04,654 No, h-he was the same as always. 762 00:40:04,655 --> 00:40:32,895 ? 763 00:40:32,896 --> 00:40:34,793 - [Sighs] 764 00:40:36,379 --> 00:40:37,930 [Footsteps approach] 765 00:40:37,931 --> 00:41:37,274 ? 766 00:41:37,275 --> 00:41:39,723 - You must know quite a lot about everyone living here. 767 00:41:39,724 --> 00:41:41,205 - Only what they want to share. 768 00:41:41,206 --> 00:41:43,585 - Even so. I think you might be useful. 769 00:41:43,586 --> 00:41:45,033 - How do you mean? 770 00:41:45,034 --> 00:41:46,550 - Well, as a vicar, 771 00:41:46,551 --> 00:41:48,792 you know these people better than anyone. 772 00:41:48,793 --> 00:41:50,171 You're a way in. 773 00:41:50,172 --> 00:41:53,930 - Detective! I thought I heard you! 774 00:41:53,931 --> 00:41:55,654 Why don't you come in for a drink? 775 00:41:55,655 --> 00:41:56,757 You must be exhausted. 776 00:41:56,758 --> 00:41:58,792 - DS Vanloo was just leaving. 777 00:41:58,793 --> 00:42:01,861 - Actually, there is something else I'd like to discuss. 778 00:42:01,862 --> 00:42:03,447 - Marvelous! Come in! 779 00:42:03,448 --> 00:42:06,792 I want to hear everything! 780 00:42:06,793 --> 00:42:08,516 I must admit, when I first arrived, 781 00:42:08,517 --> 00:42:09,999 I thought life was gonna be pretty dull, 782 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,757 but now I'm positively agog. 783 00:42:12,758 --> 00:42:14,723 - I was hoping to have a private word. 784 00:42:14,724 --> 00:42:16,930 - Oh, yes. 785 00:42:16,931 --> 00:42:19,171 - With the vicar. 786 00:42:19,172 --> 00:42:21,379 - Let's go into the study. 787 00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:28,688 - There is one possibility I haven't considered. 788 00:42:28,689 --> 00:42:32,067 We know the church was in darkness, 789 00:42:32,068 --> 00:42:34,447 and we now know from the blood spatter 790 00:42:34,448 --> 00:42:36,723 that the murderer struck from behind. 791 00:42:36,724 --> 00:42:39,102 Now, there are no defensive wounds, 792 00:42:39,103 --> 00:42:40,999 which would suggest the victim 793 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,585 didn't know what was happening until it was too late. 794 00:42:43,586 --> 00:42:45,895 - That makes sense. - Yeah, but that means 795 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:49,861 the murderer wouldn't have seen their victim's face, either. 796 00:42:49,862 --> 00:42:53,309 So unless this was a random attack- 797 00:42:53,310 --> 00:42:55,999 possible, but unlikely- 798 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,585 the murderer must have assumed 799 00:42:57,586 --> 00:42:59,792 they knew who they were attacking. 800 00:42:59,793 --> 00:43:01,309 - So? 801 00:43:01,310 --> 00:43:03,895 - So what if they made a mistake? 802 00:43:03,896 --> 00:43:07,309 A lone man praying in one of the pews, 803 00:43:07,310 --> 00:43:09,516 barely seen in the half light, 804 00:43:09,517 --> 00:43:10,895 but someone the murderer 805 00:43:10,896 --> 00:43:13,758 expected to be there at that time. 806 00:43:16,206 --> 00:43:19,448 Who knew you went to pray before evensong? 807 00:43:20,689 --> 00:43:22,378 - Well, it was- it was no secret. 808 00:43:22,379 --> 00:43:24,275 - And you did it every night. 809 00:43:26,344 --> 00:43:29,550 So now the question I have to ask you is... 810 00:43:29,551 --> 00:43:33,136 can you think of anyone who might want to cause you- 811 00:43:33,137 --> 00:43:41,723 ? 812 00:43:41,724 --> 00:43:43,516 - "The plague is real. 813 00:43:43,517 --> 00:43:45,585 It's God's will. 814 00:43:45,586 --> 00:43:47,827 You should burn in hell." 815 00:43:50,034 --> 00:43:52,171 - Does that answer your question? 816 00:43:52,172 --> 00:43:57,241 ? 817 00:43:57,242 --> 00:44:00,102 - Reverend Clement! Daily Express. 818 00:44:00,103 --> 00:44:01,654 Can you tell us about the murder last night? 819 00:44:01,655 --> 00:44:03,412 - What did you tell them? - I said no comment. 820 00:44:03,413 --> 00:44:05,171 - I've always wanted to say that. 821 00:44:05,172 --> 00:44:06,826 - Well, you don't think the killer's here, do you? 822 00:44:06,827 --> 00:44:08,757 - I think it's a definite possibility. 823 00:44:08,758 --> 00:44:11,205 - And you kept it secret... all that time. 824 00:44:11,206 --> 00:44:14,516 - Nothing happened. I swear. 825 00:44:14,517 --> 00:44:17,033 - The day before Anthony Bowness was killed, 826 00:44:17,034 --> 00:44:19,033 five phone calls were made to him. 827 00:44:19,034 --> 00:44:20,343 - I imagine you were pretty angry. 828 00:44:20,344 --> 00:44:22,102 - Damn right I was! 829 00:44:22,103 --> 00:44:25,309 - Take on my son, you take on me, too. 830 00:44:25,310 --> 00:44:27,033 - You think they'll want to talk to me? 831 00:44:27,034 --> 00:44:30,171 - Just stick to the story, and we'll be okay. 832 00:44:30,172 --> 00:44:33,102 - What would be better is if they didn't have anything 833 00:44:33,103 --> 00:44:34,654 to talk about in the first place. 834 00:44:34,655 --> 00:44:36,205 - Take care walking home. 835 00:44:36,206 --> 00:44:38,931 Haven't you heard? There's a killer about. 836 00:44:41,103 --> 00:45:06,275 ? 837 00:45:06,325 --> 00:45:10,875 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 57668

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