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Moderator:
Welcome back to King Con!
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We've got a ton of
heavy hitters here.
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Odysseus, King of Ithaca-
[Crowd cheers]
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Moderator: Theseus,
all the way from Athens-
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[Crowd cheers]
Moderator: Volkar from Koth-
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[Crowd cheers]
Moderator: Oedipus from Thebes,
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that's a fun story...
and a newcomer to King Con,
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Tyrannis of Krapopolis.
Scott: Yeah!
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Moderator: So let's talk
king stuff.
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Why don't we start
with an easy one?
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What's your origin story?
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How did you get your
mandate to be the king?
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Tyrannis: Mandate.
Moderator: That's what
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the people wanna hear!
Odysseus?
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Odysseus: Well, I can tell you
how I reclaimed my throne.
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That all started when
I won a little thing
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called the Trojan War.
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[Crowd cheers]
Odysseus: Also
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had a trip called the Odyssey.
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Maybe you've heard of it.
[Crowd cheers]
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Moderator: So not only did you
become king but they named
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the whole idea of road trips
after you.
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Odysseus: And when
I got home, my wife had
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108 suitors, and I just
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murdered the hell out of 'em.
[Crowd cheers]
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Volkar: I was born
in a volcano!
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Moderator: Well, let's
talk about that, Volkar.
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Volkar: I was
born in a volcano.
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Moderator: Yes,
I see your point. Theseus?
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Theseus: I guess
what really sealed it
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was when I...
killed the minotaur.
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[Crowd cheers]
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Moderator: Now that's a mandate!
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Volkar: Born in a volcano!
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Moderator: Also
a terrific mandate.
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Now, Oedipus, I know you've got
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an interesting origin story.
Oedipus: We talked about this.
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Moderator: Just tell people.
Your story is great.
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Oedipus: We agreed
this topic was off limits.
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Moderator: OK. Tyrannis?
How'd you get that crown?
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Tyrannis: Yeah, I think
the people
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really want to
hear Oedipus' story.
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Oedipus: I don't
want to tell it.
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Tyrannis: Oh, come on.
It's King Con.
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We've all got origin stories.
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Oedipus: I killed my dad
and slept with my mom, OK?
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Everyone laugh, ha ha ha!
[Crowd gasps]
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Oedipus: I didn't know!
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Moderator: I can't even imagine
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what you've been through.
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Oedipus: I was so ashamed
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I stabbed my own eyes out.
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That's why I don't have eyes.
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[Crowd cheers]
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Tyrannis: Wait, you guys
are cheering for that?
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Man: Of course we are!
His reaction to the tragedy
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proves he's worthy of his crown!
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Tyrannis: OK, then, I'll
tell you how I became king.
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I gathered the people and told
them I was starting a city.
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A new kind of city,
where the people have a say.
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And that I would be their king.
King of the people!
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Odysseus: So...you got
yourself a crown
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and declared yourself king.
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Theseus: How is that
even legal?
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Tyrannis:
That guy slept with his mom!
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Man: Bravely!
Man 2: I think it was brave.
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Oedipus: Ha!
Now I don't feel so bad.
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Oh, yes, I do,
I still feel bad.
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Mommy!
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?
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Men: ? Uh! ?
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?
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? Uh! Uh! ?
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? Uh, uh, uh, whoo! ?
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Tyrannis: I swear,
every single one of them
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had a better origin story
than me.
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They all fought monsters
or won wars
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or were born
inside of volcanoes.
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Hippocampus:
Oh, I've met that guy.
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Shlub: What an absolute stud.
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Tyrannis: Meanwhile,
what do I have?
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Stupendous: Family?
Tyrannis: Not now, Stupe.
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I just think people don't
take me seriously enough
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because they don't realize
I rightfully deserve this.
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Shlub: They show up
for your speeches.
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Tyrannis: They show up
for the snacks.
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Shlub: Guilty as charged.
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Tyrannis: I mean, I have
the crown, the palace,
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the absolutely huge olive,
but I've been
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missing the most important
thing of all.
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Stupendous: Family.
Tyrannis: No.
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Stupendous: Just trying
to get ahead of it.
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Tyrannis: What I'm missing
is a mandate!
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Shlub: Yeah, good luck
topping that volcano.
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Wait, what if you did
top a volcano?
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Probably too risky.
Love to see someone try, though.
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Deliria: Tyrannis, would you
like me to set up
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a little show of strength
for you?
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Put a sword in a stone that
you can easily pull out?
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Tyrannis: No stunts.
That's old school kinging.
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I'm a different kind of hero.
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My mandate must come
from the people!
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Instead of me
just being their king,
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what if they chose me
for the job?
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Shlub: The people
choosing their ruler?
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Tyrannis: My position
would be cemented
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by their desire
for me to do it!
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That would be
the greatest mandate of all!
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Shlub: Consensual kinging!
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Tyrannis: The will of
the people is my volcano,
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and I will be born
in the fiery bosom
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of the citizens' consent!
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Stupendous:
Like I cut people open
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and you pop out of
their chest?
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Tyrannis: No! It will be
a simple process of voting.
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We'll call it a Selection.
No, a Tylection.
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Tell the citizens to gather
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tomorrow morning
for an announcement!
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Tell them there'll be baklava.
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Athena: Yoohoo, hi, Deliria.
Like my new ride?
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Apollo took apart some eagles
and made them into this for me.
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Deliria: How lovely
for you, Athena.
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Athena: Oh, hi, Slug.
Didn't see you there.
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Shlub: It's Shlub,
and as odious as you are,
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I refuse to let you ruin
our warmup sex.
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Deliria: I know
what she's doing. It's the night of
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the Thousand Year God Ball
and she's coming to gloat.
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Athena: It's the social
event of the millennium.
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You've never seen
a party like this.
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Why aren't you dressed for it?
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Oh, that's right,
you don't get invited anymore
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since you're not
an Olympian anymore.
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Such a shame, what
I and all the other gods
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did to you by kicking you out.
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Deliria: Are you finished?
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Athena: Not as finished as
you are.
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Deliria: Clearly you're still
obsessed with me
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or you wouldn't be here.
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Athena: Wrong.
You're obsessed with me.
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Deliria: You wish.
Athena: You wish I wish.
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Deliria: I couldn't
wish any less.
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Shlub: Athena, you've
angered my wife,
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which only makes her hotter.
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Leave now or be
forever scarred
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by the sight of my
back sex organs.
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Athena: I'm leaving,
I'm leaving!
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Anyway, Deliria,
since I know you're sad
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that you can't come,
I'll stop by tomorrow
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and tell you all the fun stuff
you missed.
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Deliria: Don't want to hear it.
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Athena: You will anyways. Ta-ta!
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Shlub: Do you need
a minute to cool down?
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Please say no.
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Tyrannis: Citizens
of Krapopolis.
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Joshua: I-I have a question,
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specifically about the food?
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Tyrannis: We're not
at question time yet.
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We're at the announcement part.
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Kayleigh: Right,
but there's enough baklava
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for all of us, right?
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You didn't skimp?
Cuz you've done that.
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Tyrannis: There will be plenty
of baklava for everyone.
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I, your king, have bravely
and magnanimously decided
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to give you the chance
to choose me as your king.
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Joshua: I'm confused.
Miriam: You're the king
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and now we have to
choose you to be the king?
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Tyrannis: You don't
have to choose me.
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You can choose to choose me.
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Joshua: Just tell us
what to do, man.
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Tyrannis: The whole point is
I don't tell you what to do.
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That's what democracy
is all about:
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power is in the hands
of the people.
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Kayleigh:
So we don't have a king?
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Tyrannis: No, I'm still
the king.
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You just get to choose me.
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Now, you've each been given
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one rock to vote with.
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Kayleigh: Is this
in place of the baklava,
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cuz I don't
consider this edible.
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Tyrannis: I promise you
the baklava is coming.
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Miriam: Believe it
when I see it.
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Tyrannis:
But your rock is your vote.
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So each of you can
place your rock
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in this basket,
representing me.
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And when the votes are cast,
I, probably with
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the help of my sister, will
raise this basket above my head
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and declare that
the people have chosen.
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Miriam: What if I want to
vote for someone else?
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Tyrannis: Huh?
There isn't anyone else.
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Joshua: Can there be?
Tyrannis: I mean, you'd
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have to get another basket,
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which seems like a hassle.
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I will be in my palace
awaiting the results.
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Also, remember who
brought the baklava.
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Hippocampus: Basket of rocks?
That's gonna be your thing?
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Tyrannis: Better than
marrying your mom!
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I mean, the bar
for these mandates
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is quite low, I just need one.
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Shlub: Ah, nothing like a vat
of wine to start your day.
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What's this?
Brutus: The tavern's closed.
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Shlub: I didn't even
know it had a door!
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And why in god's name
is there anything
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between me and intoxicants?
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Brutus: It's Tylection Day.
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He ordered all the bars closed
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so that everyone votes.
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Shlub: Well, I'll tell
you one thing.
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If I were king,
I'd never close the bars.
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Scott: King Ty, disaster!
Your father is king!
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[People chanting "Shlub!"]
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Shlub: I'm sorry, son,
they got me a basket!
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Tyrannis: Unbelievable!
You really just said,
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"I wouldn't close the bars,"
and that's all it took?
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Shlub: Well, I suppose so.
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Scott: King Ty, I mean just Ty,
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or how should I address you?
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Tyrannis: As King Ty, please!
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No, as King Ty, not please!
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How dare you even ask me!
Off with your head!
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Scott: Um, well, before that,
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we should probably get that
crown off your head.
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I mean, I'm just guessing.
There's never been
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a peaceful transfer of power.
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Let me just-
Tyrannis: Stop it!
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Get away from me! Stop it!
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What are you doing?!
Scott: Uh, and I guess there never will be.
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Tyrannis: We're not
actually honoring
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this Tylection, are we? Dad?
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You wouldn't seriously
take the crown from me?
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Shlub: Son, I love you,
but the people chose me.
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I can't just say no.
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Tyrannis: Yes, you can!
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Shlub: To the greatest
mandate of all?
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Tyrannis: That was just
something I said!
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Stupe? Hippo?
Stupendous: I don't know.
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Something about Dad being king
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kind of makes sense to me.
Tyrannis: What?!
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Stupendous: Maybe
it's the chest hair?
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Yeah, it's the chest hair.
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Tyrannis: You know he and Mom
will be making out
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in front of us even more, right?
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It's not like it's gonna have
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an inhibiting effect on him!
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Hippocampus: Eh, I
barely notice anymore.
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Stupendous:
Yeah, I tune it out.
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Tyrannis: Mom, you're not
letting this happen, right?
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Deliria: I don't know,
I'm thinking.
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There may be
certain advantages.
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Tyrannis: You know this would
make you a queen, right?
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That's well beneath
being a goddess.
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Deliria: Is it?
There's never been
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a goddess queen before.
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Which means I get
to decide what it means.
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Tyrannis: Dad, you'll hate this.
You will hate it!
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Shlub: I've known plenty of
kings and they've had
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plenty of sex, so I doubt
I would hate it.
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Tyrannis: Not the sex,
the kinging.
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You have to make
decisions and run things.
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Scott, what's on
the docket for today?
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For my father the king?
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Scott: Uh, well, there's
a property dispute between
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Ned the Shepherd
and Cora the Farmer.
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Shlub: Let's give it to Cora.
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Tyrannis: You're not
even going to ponder it?
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Shlub: Son, I've
known plenty of kings
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and you're the only one
I've ever seen pondering.
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Come to think of it,
you're the only one who
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didn't have sex, either.
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You may have been a bad king.
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Tyrannis: I cannot
believe this!
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You will regret this.
You will all regret this!
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Stupendous: This was
basically his whole identity.
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Hippocampus: It's a kind of
situation where a person
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could really lose it.
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Stupendous: Seen it before.
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Take away the one
thing a guy has,
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and, uh...
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Hippocampus: You want to go
check on him?
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Stupendous: Yeah,
I was just gonna say,
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let's just-you know.
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[Shlub and Deliria kissing]
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Shlub: I apologize for the
misunderstanding earlier, Scott,
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but when I heard that, as king,
I get a Chief of Staff,
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I assumed that "staff"
was a euphemism for-
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Scott: I'm glad
we got that cleared up.
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Athena: Yoohoo again.
What a banger you missed.
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Shlub: What a banger
she didn't miss.
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Athena: What's this I hear
about Scrub being king
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and you being...queen?
Among mortals?
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Deliria: Yes, we're the new
royal couple here in Krapopolis.
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If you ask nicely, you might
be invited to the coronation.
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Shlub: We're having
a coronation?
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Deliria: Yes, didn't I tell you?
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This is going to be quite
an event.
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It's the first time
a goddess has ever been queen.
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It is going to be
a huge party.
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Athena: A little coronation?
A little king and queen party?
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How cute.
Gonna have some people there?
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Some mortals?
Gonna have a little chair?
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A little king chair
and a little queen chair?
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Some dignitaries
or whatever they're called?
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00:10:08,517 --> 00:10:10,053
Human dignitaries?
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Deliria: Not many dignitaries,
although
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Zeus said he'd make it.
Athena: What?
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Deliria: He said he wouldn't
miss it for the world.
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Athena: Zeus is coming
to your coronation?
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Deliria: Yup.
Athena: What does that mean?
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Are kings and queens important?
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Are you above me now?
This can't be right.
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Deliria: Oh, I wouldn't
read too much into it.
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Just a coronation.
With Zeus.
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He wasn't at the ball
last night, was he?
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Athena: No one's
seen Zeus in years.
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And he's coming here?
You're sure?
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Deliria: Mhm.
Told me himself.
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Athena: Well, I...I just...
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I'm better than you. Goodbye.
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Shlub: Zeus? You didn't talk
to him, did you?
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Deliria: No, of course not.
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Shlub: Last time you saw Zeus,
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hadn't he turned himself
into some sort of
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ouroboros pleasure-loop,
locked forever
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in a state beyond consciousness?
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Deliria: Yes, he's achieved
his ultimate form
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and is effectively
"off the board"-
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but they don't know that.
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All they know
is a goddess queen
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is better than a goddess...
at least in Zeus' eyes.
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[Giggles]
Shlub: Ingenious!
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You completely flummoxed her.
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00:11:02,593 --> 00:11:04,761
Deliria: Oh, if she does
what I expect her to do,
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I've flummoxed all of them.
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Apollo: Deliria! Blub!
I hear there's a coronation.
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I've come to offer
my sincere congratulations
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to the king and queen.
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Or, to demand loyalty
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from the new king and queen!
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I...I...I'm-I'm flummoxed.
I'll be back.
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00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:25,102
Deliria: Hmm, I think
I like being queen.
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00:11:29,211 --> 00:11:30,581
Hippocampus: Hey, bro.
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Still drinking?
That's fun.
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Tyrannis: Go ahead and mock me.
I have nothing.
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00:11:34,441 --> 00:11:36,993
Stupendous: Is it time for me
to say you've got family?
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Tyrannis: Sure.
Stupendous: OK, you've got
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a family who loves you.
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00:11:40,301 --> 00:11:42,269
And the timing of this
next thing I'm gonna say is
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horrible, but we do have
to take that crown off.
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00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,444
We need it for the coronation.
Tyrannis: Coronation?
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00:11:46,445 --> 00:11:48,448
They're rubbing it in my face?
What about family?
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00:11:48,449 --> 00:11:50,754
Hippocampus: Ty, we're
right here and we love you.
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00:11:50,755 --> 00:11:52,290
And you're
gonna love not being king.
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00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:54,629
You're gonna find that
the crown was a burden.
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00:11:54,762 --> 00:11:57,300
So Stupe's gonna
take it off now, OK?
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00:11:57,301 --> 00:11:59,170
Hippocampus: Shh-sh-sh-sh...
Stupendous: You're doing great.
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00:11:59,171 --> 00:12:01,374
Just a little bit more.
Hippocampus: You got this.
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00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:04,147
Stupendous: Easy...got it.
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00:12:04,148 --> 00:12:06,619
Tyrannis: I know it's really
just what the crown
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represents, not
the crown itself, but
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I feel naked without that thing.
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00:12:10,661 --> 00:12:12,163
Stupendous: No, whaaat?
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00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:15,170
You-actually do look
kinda weird without it.
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00:12:15,171 --> 00:12:17,005
Hippocampus: Stupe!
Stupendous: He does!
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00:12:17,006 --> 00:12:18,876
It's not gonna make him
feel better to lie about it.
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00:12:18,877 --> 00:12:21,482
Hippocampus: No, but it just-
we're used to
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00:12:21,549 --> 00:12:23,019
the way we usually see you!
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00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:25,792
I mean, it's not like
you are the crown.
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00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:28,061
Tyrannis: Oh, my god,
what if I am the crown?
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00:12:28,062 --> 00:12:30,232
Stupendous: You might not be
anything without the crown.
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Hippocampus: Stupe!
Stupendous: Except
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that you're so much more!
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00:12:34,675 --> 00:12:36,980
You don't look weird!
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00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,070
Hippocampus: Here,
we-we can fix this.
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00:12:39,117 --> 00:12:40,555
Look. See?
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00:12:40,655 --> 00:12:42,825
I think it looks even better.
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00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:46,298
Kayleigh: Hello, King Ty,
I mean, citizen Ty.
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00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,568
Is that a headband?
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00:12:47,569 --> 00:12:49,303
Tyrannis: Go ahead
and make fun of it.
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00:12:49,304 --> 00:12:50,444
Kayleigh: No, I like it.
379
00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:52,443
You could be like
a...an athlete.
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00:12:52,444 --> 00:12:54,681
Tyrannis: Or just a guy with
a terrible head wound.
381
00:12:54,682 --> 00:12:56,819
Kayleigh: Ha!
Oh, that's funny.
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00:12:56,953 --> 00:12:59,826
Ha! Citizen Ty, you're funny.
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00:12:59,827 --> 00:13:02,697
Tyrannis: Wait, that wasn't
mean or slyly disrespectful.
384
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,233
What's happening?
Kayleigh: I dunno.
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00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:06,873
You just seem less...
what's the word?
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00:13:06,874 --> 00:13:08,710
Joshua: Annoying!
Kayleigh: That's it.
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00:13:08,711 --> 00:13:10,346
Shelly: He does
seem less annoying!
388
00:13:10,347 --> 00:13:11,749
Brutus: Are you doing
something different?
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00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:12,951
Are you being more relatable?
390
00:13:12,952 --> 00:13:14,153
Tyrannis: Not that I'm aware of.
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00:13:14,154 --> 00:13:16,264
I mean, I'm just
a disgraced former king?
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00:13:16,392 --> 00:13:19,297
Joshua: Thaaaat's
what it is: former!
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00:13:19,397 --> 00:13:21,627
Tyrannis: So the "disgraced"
part doesn't
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00:13:21,628 --> 00:13:22,837
tip the scale either way.
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00:13:22,838 --> 00:13:24,976
[Bar crowd laughs]
[Tyrannis laughs]
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00:13:24,977 --> 00:13:26,344
Hippocampus:
See what's happening?
397
00:13:26,345 --> 00:13:27,246
Tyrannis: They like me.
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00:13:27,247 --> 00:13:28,749
Hippocampus: Of course they do!
399
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:29,884
Tyrannis: I'm a man of
the people again.
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00:13:29,885 --> 00:13:31,325
Stupendous: Therrrre you go.
401
00:13:31,326 --> 00:13:33,425
Tyrannis: Which means I can
get that crown back now!
402
00:13:33,426 --> 00:13:35,898
Stupendous: Wherrree
ya headed now, though?
403
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,399
Tyrannis: I was right about
the will of the people
404
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,237
but wrong
about the way to secure it!
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00:13:39,238 --> 00:13:41,007
Stupendous: I think
you might be picking up
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00:13:41,008 --> 00:13:42,411
on the wrong lesson here.
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00:13:42,412 --> 00:13:44,480
Hippocampus: Yeah, come on, Ty,
what are you gonna do,
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00:13:44,481 --> 00:13:45,482
just have another vote?
409
00:13:45,483 --> 00:13:46,803
And another? And another?
410
00:13:46,886 --> 00:13:47,936
Let it go.
411
00:13:47,937 --> 00:13:49,056
Tyrannis:
No, these people clearly
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00:13:49,057 --> 00:13:50,058
aren't ready for democracy.
413
00:13:50,059 --> 00:13:51,160
What they'll respond to
414
00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:52,464
is an old-school mandate.
415
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,601
Stupendous: No, Ty!
Tyrannis: I was thinking
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00:13:54,602 --> 00:13:55,652
about this all wrong.
417
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,106
I mean, Theseus, Oedipus.
418
00:13:57,173 --> 00:13:59,011
They all did huge
kingly gestures.
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00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,147
Stupendous: What are you
thinking of doing, Ty?
420
00:14:01,148 --> 00:14:03,018
Tyrannis: I don't know yet,
but these people like me.
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00:14:03,019 --> 00:14:04,454
I've got momentum now.
And by the time that
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00:14:04,455 --> 00:14:07,194
coronation is over,
I'll have my mandate!
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00:14:07,195 --> 00:14:09,731
Hippocampus: Wait.
Theseus' "huge kingly gesture"
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00:14:09,732 --> 00:14:10,901
was killing a monster.
425
00:14:10,902 --> 00:14:12,904
Stupendous: And Oedipus'
was killing a dad!
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00:14:12,905 --> 00:14:14,173
Hippocampus and Stupendous:
Shlub is both!
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00:14:14,174 --> 00:14:15,977
Stupendous: Ty, wait!
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00:14:20,086 --> 00:14:21,388
Deliria: No, no, no,
429
00:14:21,522 --> 00:14:22,658
I wanted it like this.
430
00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:24,260
Do you see?
431
00:14:24,394 --> 00:14:25,831
Now do it again.
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00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:27,200
Apollo: Deliria! Shrub!
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00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:29,773
I cannot wait
for this coronation.
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00:14:29,774 --> 00:14:31,909
Deliria: Apollo,
always lovely to see you,
435
00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:34,181
but I'm afraid
the guest list is full.
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00:14:34,315 --> 00:14:37,186
Apollo: Full?
You can't do this to me!
437
00:14:37,286 --> 00:14:39,191
Please don't do this to me!
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00:14:39,192 --> 00:14:40,926
Aphrodite: I don't even know
if coronations are
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00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:41,928
above us or beneath us,
440
00:14:41,929 --> 00:14:43,667
but I demand to be included.
441
00:14:43,668 --> 00:14:45,636
Apollo: Yeah!
I tried anger already!
442
00:14:45,637 --> 00:14:47,440
Hermes: Yoohoo, hi, bestie.
443
00:14:47,508 --> 00:14:50,312
I know you plucked my eye out
but I found it hilarious!
444
00:14:50,313 --> 00:14:51,948
Athena: Hi, slut!
Aphrodite: Crap.
445
00:14:51,949 --> 00:14:54,053
She's going
for sex-positive nicknames.
446
00:14:54,054 --> 00:14:55,992
Hi, slut.
I think you're a slut, too.
447
00:14:55,993 --> 00:14:57,960
Athena: Did you say Zeus
was gonna be around?
448
00:14:57,961 --> 00:14:59,698
I'd love to say hi.
Haven't seen him in a bit.
449
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,003
Deliria: Oh, no,
just missed him.
450
00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:04,093
I say this as a friend.
He actually asked
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00:15:04,094 --> 00:15:05,475
if you were coming,
and then he said,
452
00:15:05,476 --> 00:15:07,212
"I just can't deal
with her right now."
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00:15:07,213 --> 00:15:08,649
Athena: No!
Apollo: Do you see
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00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:09,684
what you did, Athena?
455
00:15:09,685 --> 00:15:11,421
You scared Daddy away!
456
00:15:11,422 --> 00:15:15,095
Shlub: Perfectly played.
Shall we get into position?
457
00:15:15,096 --> 00:15:17,065
Deliria: What position
did you have in mind?
458
00:15:17,066 --> 00:15:18,401
Oh, you mean for
the coronation.
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00:15:18,402 --> 00:15:19,872
Shlub: Yes.
Deliria: It's just that
460
00:15:19,873 --> 00:15:21,374
you often do double entendres.
461
00:15:21,475 --> 00:15:23,465
Shlub: What are those?
They sound sexy.
462
00:15:23,479 --> 00:15:25,529
Stupendous: I looked everywhere.
No Ty!
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00:15:25,617 --> 00:15:28,356
Hippocampus: I got nothing.
Wait! There!
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00:15:28,456 --> 00:15:30,594
Stupendous: Ty!
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00:15:30,727 --> 00:15:32,263
Kayleigh: What the hell?
466
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,266
Stupendous: Sorry, Kayleigh,
you look like Ty.
467
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,942
Kayleigh: Oh, thank you!
It's a cool look.
468
00:15:38,008 --> 00:15:39,679
He made it cool, didn't he?
469
00:15:39,746 --> 00:15:41,306
Joshua: We talking headbands?
470
00:15:41,431 --> 00:15:45,890
Hippocampus: Dammit,
this is gonna be impossible.
471
00:15:45,891 --> 00:15:47,594
[Fanfare playing]
472
00:15:47,728 --> 00:15:50,065
[Crowd cheers]
473
00:15:53,238 --> 00:15:55,310
Priest: Citizens of Krapopolis!
474
00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:59,284
King Shlub and Queen Deliria-
Deliria: Goddess Queen.
475
00:15:59,384 --> 00:16:01,454
Priest: Yes,
Goddess Queen Deliria,
476
00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:05,296
have written their own
coronation vows.
477
00:16:05,396 --> 00:16:07,167
Shlub: Good people
of Krapopolis.
478
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,438
You have chosen me
as your king.
479
00:16:09,539 --> 00:16:11,542
Deliria: And me as
your goddess queen.
480
00:16:11,676 --> 00:16:14,086
Athena: Do you think that
gives her new powers?
481
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,251
Shlub: Good citizens,
we promise not to
482
00:16:16,318 --> 00:16:19,758
work too hard, because mental
health is very important.
483
00:16:19,859 --> 00:16:22,030
We promise to stay true
to ourselves,
484
00:16:22,164 --> 00:16:24,034
which is mostly
drunk and horned up.
485
00:16:24,134 --> 00:16:27,173
And we promise very little
else, other than food,
486
00:16:27,273 --> 00:16:29,779
orgasms, and all
the infrastructure
487
00:16:29,912 --> 00:16:33,318
and things like that.
[Crowd cheers]
488
00:16:33,319 --> 00:16:35,590
Stupendous: Ty's still
out there somewhere.
489
00:16:35,591 --> 00:16:37,325
Hippocampus: He's
not really gonna kill Dad.
490
00:16:37,326 --> 00:16:39,096
Stupendous: Oh, I know he's not.
Cuz if it comes to it,
491
00:16:39,097 --> 00:16:40,199
I'll kill him first.
492
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,338
Priest: And now,
the ceremonial items.
493
00:16:43,439 --> 00:16:47,080
The royal robe.
The golden scepter.
494
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,451
The other golden scepter.
495
00:16:49,552 --> 00:16:51,422
Hippocampus:
He gets two scepters?
496
00:16:51,423 --> 00:16:53,191
Stupendous:
One's just ceremonial.
497
00:16:53,192 --> 00:16:55,062
Hippocampus:
What's the other one for?
498
00:16:55,063 --> 00:16:56,565
Stupendous: I guess
they're both ceremonial.
499
00:16:56,566 --> 00:17:00,072
Priest: And now the crown!
Tyrannis: Halt!
500
00:17:00,206 --> 00:17:02,812
That crown is rightfully mine!
501
00:17:02,945 --> 00:17:06,552
Stupendous: Nooooooooo!
502
00:17:07,350 --> 00:17:12,997
Tyrannis: Let the record show
that the audacious Tyrannis
503
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:16,338
valiantly swooped in and stole
the crown from his own father.
504
00:17:16,471 --> 00:17:19,301
Joshua: Wait, you weren't
trying to kill him just then?
505
00:17:19,302 --> 00:17:21,081
Tyrannis: No, I was
stealing the crown.
506
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,952
From my own father!
And by doing this
507
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,489
huge noteworthy stunt,
I have my mandate!
508
00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:27,693
Kayleigh: Do you, though?
Tyrannis: Yes!
509
00:17:27,694 --> 00:17:28,997
I'm your rightful king!
510
00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:31,067
Kayleigh: You would be
if you had killed him.
511
00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:32,136
[Stupendous grunting "No"]
512
00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:33,238
Joshua: Yeah, slit his throat!
513
00:17:33,239 --> 00:17:34,679
That's one way you could do it.
514
00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:35,977
[Stupendous grunting "No"]
515
00:17:35,978 --> 00:17:37,514
Joshua: All right!
You go, girl!
516
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,350
Tyrannis: How about the fact
that I started this city?!
517
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,120
The fact that I came up
with the whole idea.
518
00:17:41,121 --> 00:17:42,924
I shouldn't have even needed
to string a zipline
519
00:17:42,925 --> 00:17:45,362
and make Scott practice it
with me for most of the night.
520
00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:48,235
You should have voted for me
because I gave you everything!
521
00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:50,707
Kayleigh: Yeah, but
he kept the bars open.
522
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:52,142
Tyrannis: Too bad.
I'm your king!
523
00:17:52,143 --> 00:17:53,846
Joshua: Nah, we don't
acknowledge that.
524
00:17:53,847 --> 00:17:55,283
Tyrannis: You will! Scott!
525
00:17:55,383 --> 00:17:59,391
Scott: I guess I...probably...
need to go with him?
526
00:17:59,392 --> 00:18:00,960
Tyrannis: "We don't
acknowledge that."
527
00:18:00,961 --> 00:18:01,996
What the hell is
wrong with them?
528
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,365
I stole the crown.
529
00:18:03,366 --> 00:18:04,734
Scott: Maybe they're just not
530
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:05,970
ready for your greatness.
531
00:18:05,971 --> 00:18:07,273
Tyrannis: Thank god you see it.
532
00:18:07,274 --> 00:18:08,374
Thank you for
coming with me, Scott.
533
00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:09,409
Scott: Happy to follow you.
534
00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:10,850
Especially because your mom
535
00:18:10,851 --> 00:18:12,182
planned the coronation to end in
536
00:18:12,183 --> 00:18:13,720
a fight to the death between
537
00:18:13,787 --> 00:18:15,256
me and an ostrich.
538
00:18:15,257 --> 00:18:16,691
Tyrannis: Oh, that
would have been cool.
539
00:18:16,692 --> 00:18:18,261
But no matter.
I've got the crown.
540
00:18:18,262 --> 00:18:20,432
And the legends are
going to start building.
541
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,871
These things always take
a bit to build.
542
00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:26,143
You know what? I don't have time
to wait for that.
543
00:18:26,144 --> 00:18:27,748
We build a fire.
A massive fire,
544
00:18:27,848 --> 00:18:29,284
as hot as a volcano.
Then I,
545
00:18:29,285 --> 00:18:31,387
wearing some sort of
protective suit,
546
00:18:31,388 --> 00:18:32,948
emerge from the fire unscathed.
547
00:18:32,949 --> 00:18:34,327
We'll have to
figure that part out.
548
00:18:34,328 --> 00:18:36,666
Scott: That's a rock solid plan!
549
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:37,867
Tyrannis: Of course it is!
550
00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,170
Child #1: I wanna be king!
551
00:18:39,304 --> 00:18:40,744
Child #2: No, I wanna be king!
552
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:41,909
Child #1: You can't be king.
553
00:18:41,910 --> 00:18:43,179
I'm bigger than you!
554
00:18:43,180 --> 00:18:44,479
Child #2: Anyone can be king
555
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,085
if the people vote for them!
556
00:18:46,185 --> 00:18:48,021
Child #1:
Then violence is wrong.
557
00:18:48,088 --> 00:18:49,925
I lay down my sword.
558
00:18:49,926 --> 00:18:51,461
Tyrannis: You there.
What's your name?
559
00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:53,298
Child #1: The Future.
Tyrannis: I'm sorry, what?
560
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,737
Child #1: My name is
The Future, and his name
561
00:18:55,804 --> 00:18:57,274
is The Wisdom of Children.
562
00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:58,675
Tyrannis: Are you
kidding me right now?
563
00:18:58,676 --> 00:19:00,311
Child #2:
Our parents are in a cult.
564
00:19:00,312 --> 00:19:01,480
Tyrannis: Well, your names
are perfect because
565
00:19:01,481 --> 00:19:03,052
you just showed me exactly
566
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,321
what I needed to see.
567
00:19:04,421 --> 00:19:06,024
Scott, forget the fire stunt.
568
00:19:06,091 --> 00:19:08,095
Scott: Yeah,
it was a tall order.
569
00:19:08,096 --> 00:19:09,931
Tyrannis: My legacy
is guaranteed.
570
00:19:09,932 --> 00:19:11,200
I'm the guy who
gave people hope.
571
00:19:11,201 --> 00:19:12,870
And everyone will
remember me for that.
572
00:19:12,871 --> 00:19:15,343
You'll all remember me, right?
What's my name?
573
00:19:15,443 --> 00:19:19,217
Child #1: I wanna say, Marb?
Tyrannis: It's Tyrannis.
574
00:19:19,351 --> 00:19:21,255
And I know what I have to do.
575
00:19:21,355 --> 00:19:23,359
Child #1: Cut it out, Eugenics!
576
00:19:23,492 --> 00:19:26,131
Tyrannis: And with that,
I relinquish my throne.
577
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,767
And to my father, the rightful,
578
00:19:27,768 --> 00:19:30,507
popularly selected king,
I return the crown.
579
00:19:30,607 --> 00:19:32,945
Shlub: Thanks,
but that's not necessary.
580
00:19:33,078 --> 00:19:34,458
Tyrannis: No, Dad, I insist.
581
00:19:34,459 --> 00:19:36,483
Deliria: It's not necessary
because I've already had
582
00:19:36,484 --> 00:19:38,355
another, better crown made.
583
00:19:38,489 --> 00:19:41,439
Did you really think I'd let
your father have one so dinky?
584
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,064
Tyrannis: I don't know if
it's dinky.
585
00:19:43,065 --> 00:19:44,366
Deliria: Do you want
to do the honors?
586
00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:46,104
Tyrannis: Uhh.
Whoa, that's heavy.
587
00:19:46,105 --> 00:19:48,008
Deliria: Yes, it's pure gold.
588
00:19:48,108 --> 00:19:49,477
[Crowd cheers]
589
00:19:49,478 --> 00:19:52,082
Tyrannis: Mine had a little
gold in it, too, I think.
590
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,252
Before it scraped off.
591
00:19:53,253 --> 00:19:55,523
Stupendous: You need
a calming belly rub, bro?
592
00:19:55,524 --> 00:19:57,814
Tyrannis: Yes, please,
if you wouldn't mind.
593
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,805
[Crowd cheers]
594
00:20:02,905 --> 00:20:06,111
Apollo: Some of us don't
even think Zeus was here.
595
00:20:06,112 --> 00:20:07,245
Deliria: Oh?
596
00:20:07,246 --> 00:20:08,583
Apollo: But the rest of us
597
00:20:08,717 --> 00:20:10,252
are on the fence?
598
00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:12,791
Athena: Just know this, Deliria.
We're watching you.
599
00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:14,894
Deliria: Good. Glad to have
your full attention.
600
00:20:14,895 --> 00:20:16,665
Hippocampus: You know what, bro?
For what it's worth,
601
00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:18,301
you did finally create something
602
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:20,406
for this city that
actually worked.
603
00:20:20,541 --> 00:20:22,176
As an inventor, I'm impressed.
604
00:20:22,276 --> 00:20:23,906
Tyrannis:
Thanks. I may not know
605
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:25,120
who I am if I'm not king,
606
00:20:25,149 --> 00:20:26,349
but it means a great deal
607
00:20:26,385 --> 00:20:27,705
to have my family by my side.
608
00:20:27,706 --> 00:20:29,423
Stupendous: Yeah.
Sorry we almost killed you
609
00:20:29,424 --> 00:20:31,160
because we thought you were
gonna kill Dad.
610
00:20:31,161 --> 00:20:32,721
Tyrannis: You-what was it now?
611
00:20:34,891 --> 00:20:38,676
Hippocampus: I'll stop it
before it hurts you.
612
00:20:38,677 --> 00:20:40,881
Just doing some tests on fear.
613
00:20:40,981 --> 00:20:43,152
Are you scared?
614
00:20:43,153 --> 00:20:44,855
Stupendous: Torturing
squirrels again, bro?
615
00:20:44,856 --> 00:20:47,158
Hippocampus: It's not torture
if you have a control group!
616
00:20:47,159 --> 00:20:48,359
[Whispers] You're next.
617
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,897
Stupendous:
You know, I feel like
618
00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:51,201
I get you a lot better now.
619
00:20:51,202 --> 00:20:52,704
Hippocampus: Oh, yeah?
How's that?
620
00:20:52,705 --> 00:20:54,173
Stupendous: 'Cause
I've been spending
621
00:20:54,174 --> 00:20:55,843
a lot of time with
this little guy.
622
00:20:55,844 --> 00:20:57,847
Hippocampus: Hippo 2?!
Stupendous: Yeah. He's really
623
00:20:57,848 --> 00:20:59,551
helped me understand
your whole thing.
624
00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:01,220
Hippocampus: Oh, has he?
Stupendous: Yeah.
625
00:21:01,221 --> 00:21:03,225
You two are so much alike.
626
00:21:03,326 --> 00:21:05,664
[Hippo 2 coughing]
627
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,969
Hippocampus: Uh-huh. I thought
I destroyed that thing.
628
00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:10,438
Stupendous:
They're really tough to kill.
629
00:21:10,439 --> 00:21:11,708
Hippocampus: Wait a minute.
They?
630
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:12,910
Stupendous: Yeah, they've been
631
00:21:12,911 --> 00:21:14,171
making more of each other.
632
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:15,415
Hippocampus:
They've been doing what?!
633
00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:17,721
[Squirrel squeaking]
634
00:21:17,722 --> 00:21:19,757
Hippocampus: Oops.
[Squirrel squeaking]
635
00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:23,331
Hippocampus: Ugh. One to 10.
How scared do you feel?
636
00:21:23,432 --> 00:21:26,104
[Hippo 2 grunting]
637
00:21:26,105 --> 00:21:27,339
[Stupendous chuckles]
638
00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:30,346
Two fishpeas in a bowlpod.
639
00:21:30,446 --> 00:21:32,256
Dan Harmon:
Did you get any of that?
640
00:21:33,639 --> 00:21:35,639
Voice: Bento.
641
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:40,190
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