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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,307 (dog barks) 2 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:12,444 Radio: Good morning, everybody. For the weather, 3 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:14,446 today, we're looking at a beautiful sunny day. 4 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:17,583 Lady: Time to put some lipstick on a pig. 5 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,584 ...be a bit of a scorcher today with temperatures 6 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:22,087 around 28 degrees for a high this afternoon. 7 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:24,656 But with that humidex, it'll be closer to 40. 8 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:27,993 Don't just sit there. Cut to a scene in the park. 9 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:30,329 Not this park. I hate this fucking park. 10 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:33,065 It's an old people's park. I hate old people. 11 00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:36,068 What are you looking at? Are you looking at my tits? 12 00:00:36,136 --> 00:00:38,871 You, you don't have any tits. 13 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:43,341 That's because life sucked me dry, you blow job. 14 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:45,610 Let's try another park. I hate this park. 15 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:49,014 Ah, that's better. This is a nice park. 16 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:51,983 It's a park where all the smart people are. 17 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,353 Everybody on their cell phones, looking busy. 18 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:58,023 Yeah. Here you go. 19 00:00:58,025 --> 00:01:00,459 Why don't you just sit here beside an old lady? 20 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:01,960 There's lots of room. 21 00:01:02,029 --> 00:01:03,728 Thank you. It's so hot out. 22 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:06,598 Isn't it? Oh my goodness. 23 00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:10,368 Too hot for wandering around. 24 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:13,705 Too hot for a mom to be pushing her kid all over the place 25 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:18,443 while she's gotta deal with important personal matters. 26 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:21,646 Oh, what a cute baby. I betcha his name is Charlie. 27 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:25,951 - What? No, it's Celia. - Oh, Celia. 28 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,454 Well, now, that's a cute name. 29 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:32,524 Yeah, I named all my kids rotten names. 30 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:35,327 But that's because I was heavily drugged at the time, 31 00:01:35,395 --> 00:01:38,664 you know, and they all look like little monsters to me. 32 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:41,366 So, I named them after monsters. 33 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:45,003 My youngest, Godzilla, got the worst of it. 34 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:46,738 I'm kidding. I'm only kidding! 35 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:49,975 Nobody got named Godzilla. Ha-ha! 36 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:53,211 I named them all after dogs I had as a kid. 37 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:57,182 Now, why would you name a boy Celia? 38 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,818 Do you think he's transgender? 39 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:02,020 - She's a girl. - Oh! 40 00:02:02,088 --> 00:02:03,689 That makes all the difference. 41 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:07,893 That changes everything. A girl. 42 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:11,163 Hello, little Celia. Celia... 43 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:14,299 Kind of makes me think of a disease of the small intestine, 44 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,768 but you know, in a nice way. 45 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:19,838 Aren't you just the cutest thing? 46 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:22,241 You could use a little texture in your hair, 47 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,843 but other than that, you know... 48 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:29,714 Aw, look at her, so adorable and innocent, 49 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,650 before all the growing up starts, 50 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,820 all the... disappointment. 51 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,656 That afternoon she calls you a stupid bitch and 52 00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:40,392 slams out the front door wearing cut offs that 53 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:42,961 make her look like a crack whore. 54 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:46,131 Oh, you poor thing. You know what; 55 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:49,468 maybe just a little itty bitty bitty lipstick. 56 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:51,470 Here we go. Just a little bit-- 57 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,539 - (Celia cries) - Hey Lady! 58 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:54,873 (dog barks in distance) 59 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:56,208 Why did we cut to this scene? 60 00:02:56,276 --> 00:02:58,143 We all know how this scene goes. 61 00:02:58,145 --> 00:02:59,077 Who is she talking to? 62 00:02:59,145 --> 00:03:00,479 We're not gonna do this again, mom. 63 00:03:00,547 --> 00:03:02,214 We are not gonna pick you up from the police station. 64 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:03,949 - Good. - Yeah, it is good. 65 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,718 You know, you can spend the rest of your life locked in 66 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:08,353 a mental ward, chained to the floor. 67 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:09,588 I'm changing my will. 68 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:11,289 I'm not leaving you a fucking dime. 69 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,425 - Mom... - You haven't got a dime, mom. 70 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:17,495 Well, I'll tell you what I do have: dirt, on both of you. 71 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:20,365 Why can't you just be a normal old lady? 72 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,968 That woman is thinking of pressing charges. 73 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:25,103 You put lipstick on her baby! 74 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:27,172 It was just a light application. 75 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:29,441 Anyway, I'm done with it now. You can have it back. 76 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:32,244 - Have what back, mom? - Here, Rover, catch. 77 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:34,045 I found it in your suit pocket. 78 00:03:34,114 --> 00:03:36,114 You did? That's not mine. 79 00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:37,816 - No? - Where did you get that? 80 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,285 Ah-- 81 00:03:40,353 --> 00:03:42,854 Okay, you can cut to the next scene now. 82 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:45,657 (laughs) 83 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:46,992 That's good. 84 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,895 (laughs) Oh, god. Oh, god. 85 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,731 That'll shut him up for a while. 86 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,399 Yeah. 87 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:57,636 (laughs) 88 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:58,937 What do you think of this colour? 89 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:00,205 What do you think? 90 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:03,074 Why doesn't this cigarette stop moving? 91 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:05,944 I think next time I'm gonna steal a lighter shade. 92 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,413 Why the hell not, yeah. (mumbles) Come on. 93 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:09,748 I've gotta, gotta do something. 94 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,683 - Gotta. - Mhm. 95 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,852 It ain't over till it's over, baby. 96 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,621 It ain't over. What is it? 97 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:18,156 This show. 98 00:04:18,224 --> 00:04:20,559 Did you know they're making a show about me? 99 00:04:20,627 --> 00:04:21,693 Who is? 100 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,928 Well, I can't get into the specifics. 101 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:26,431 - Well, who's in it? - Ah, me. And you. 102 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,233 - You're in it too. - Oh? 103 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:30,702 This is a scene we're having right now. 104 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,804 - Excellent. - Mhm. 105 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,506 It's about a nasty old lady who does shit. 106 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:38,143 - It's called Hey Lady! - Well, when's it on? 107 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:39,978 Now. Actually, it's over. 108 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:43,481 - This is the last scene. - Can I have the last line? 109 00:04:43,550 --> 00:04:46,351 No, because now it's fading to black... 110 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:56,394 ? 111 00:04:56,463 --> 00:05:07,272 ? 112 00:05:07,341 --> 00:05:10,809 ? HEY... LADY! ? 113 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:16,147 ? 114 00:05:16,197 --> 00:05:20,747 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 8447

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