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Hey, how was your job?

Oh. Oh.

Oh, what happened?

Oh, the job was great. My quad just seemed up there at the end.

Oh. Ouch.

Okay, hold on.

Oh.

How was that?

Can you feel that?

It's like seething up. Yeah, I can feel it pulsating right there. Oh, that feels

good. Yeah.

Ooh, yeah, that's nice.

I like that.

All right.

How about I give you a little massage?

Yeah. Huh?

Yeah. And maybe film a little extra?

Well, I like how both of those things sound.

Really? Yeah. I can't tell.

Take your time. Okay. Easy.

I'll go upstairs and get ready.

I'm going to wear my sleep mask to keep the light out. Good call.

All right, I'll get you. All right, relax.

I'll be up there shortly.

Hey, Dad.

I wanted to ask you something.

Can I borrow some money?

Wow.

No.

Hey, Dad.

How was your extremely busy day?

Just cut to the chase, huh? Champ?

I'm sorry. Relax.

Kidding with you.

How much do you need?

$20? Fuck off.

I'm sorry.

I meant to say, wow, that's a lot of money. What's this for?

A new bike.

So, what happened to the perfectly new...

expensive bike we gave you when you turned 18 last summer.

The chain fell off, remember? So it doesn't really work anymore.

Really? Because I think buying a new chain is way cheaper than buying a whole

new bike.

So, what's it for, buddy?

Come on, Dad. I'm not hiding anything. Don't you trust me?

Come on.

You know, we have always taught you to be honest and tell the truth, right?

And I know I'm your stepdad, and I just want to reiterate, you will never

get a penny out of my wallet if you're telling me a lie.

So what is it?

Come on, Dad. Do I have to tell you? Like, you can't just...

Yeah, you got to tell me.

Because you got to earn that kind of trust.

Yeah, you're right.

It's just so embarrassing.

Hit me with it. I've been through a lot.

All right. Well, so, you know, I'm about to go to college soon.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, I'm just.

Yeah, what does that have to do with the two of us? Well, I'm no virgin, Dad,

all right?

Who's going to want to work with a loser like me?

No one's going to want to hang out with me. So just need to hire an escort.

Wow.

Okay. That took a turn.

Okay. So, hmm. I see.

All right.

So being your stepdad, I am going to put forth.

I don't think hiring an escort

is maybe the best idea, you know, to punch

in your V -cards.

Look, a man's birth time should be

special. It's usually not, but it should be. And it should be with someone.

who cares about you, and also who has your best interests.

Well, I understand that, Dad, but what the hell am I supposed to do? I don't

know anybody like that anywhere around here, and none of the girls at my school

have the slightest bit of interest in me. And besides, I want my first time to

be with someone who is mature and experienced.

I don't want to be the one to fuck up.

I think I have someone that fits the bill.

You do? Yeah.

Okay, you ready?

Yeah.

Your stepmom.

What? It's a great idea, right?

Great idea, but even if she wasn't my stepmom, that's your wife!

Uh, yeah, she is my wife, but also...

I don't care.

It doesn't matter. It's not a big deal.

It's not a big deal.

Look, your stepmom always has

you in her heart. She always wants the best for you

and the best intentions, right? So I think

this is the best decision.

Okay, well.

Would mom even do that with me?

Your biological mom, bless her soul,

isn't with us anymore, okay?

And what have you learned from me after all four marriages by now? I'm a great

planner. I do. I get that.

It seems like a long shot.

You're right.

in it.

But... I got a good feeling about this.

Alright? So, look.

Okay. So, what are we even supposed to do?

My lab!

I am going to tell you. Listen up.

Are you ready for the best massage of your life?

Yes.

I feel that kink coming out. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, that's so good.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, I get the calf, too.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Do you want your feet?

Let's go.

That's nice.

Sorry.

Oh. I know you like that.

I do.

How

does

it feel?

It feels really good.

Yeah? Yeah.

A little love on the other leg?

Yes. Yeah.

I love giving you a massage.

You're very good at it.

How about

your

big beautiful

Rest. Okay. Would you like to have those, Mythal?

Ever so gently.

Feels good?

Yeah.

Can I maybe get a happy ending?

would you like your pussy eaten first sure

Carl?

Carl, you're getting my mouth a little dry. Sorry.

Here it comes.

Would you like it to go faster or slower?

Oh, I think it's perfect

Now that my pussy's all wet, I'm ready for dick.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, what the fuck is going on? Oh, hey, hon.

All right, all right, all right. Hold on. I know this does not look like a

idea, right?

But, but, but, here we go. Thomas came to me today.

And he asked me for help.

He's going to college.

And he's still a virgin.

Come on, guys.

Are you serious?

I mean, aren't you like over eight? I was telling him, yeah, I turned 18 last

year, remember? And the girls don't talk to me. Well, yeah, maybe you... I don't

know who else I have help for.

Maybe if you didn't play video games constantly.

Oh, yeah.

And then you played Samba in the band. I mean... He...

He's going to go to an escort.

What? I know.

For $200.

You are, well, I mean. No tip, right? That's right. The ads seem legit, so I.

They always do. Okay. They're trying to trick you. So I explained that you care

about him more than anyone, more than all the other four marriages, right?

Yeah. And so.

Who best to show him the right way?

Just think about it for a second.

And that's court.

Yeah,

imagine what the neighbors would say if they found out. Well, you know, but your

stepmom cares about you.

She loves you.

And who else is going to treat you better than her?

Right.

Right.

There... You always just make such a good point.

I make good points, but look, I understand this might have not been the

plan.

Not a shining moment.

I get it. But, look.

I mean, it was a little unorthodox.

A little, right? Yeah.

I've got to work on that.

And I will.

But look at him.

He's scared out of his mind.

I'm sorry, Mom.

And we know how hard college can be, right? Yeah. And we go to college. Yeah.

And we also, we've done a lot of crazy stuff in college too, right? I can't

believe we didn't get arrested.

Well. We don't talk about it.

We can't. Yeah.

You said college was fun.

It is fun.

It was fun. It was a little reckless. Yeah.

Did some things that... Anyway.

I thought, who better to teach him than me? Because

he's going to learn something from it. And when he goes off to college, man,

he's going to be ready.

Smart kid. Yeah. Right?

Good grade.

Socially.

We've got to work on that. And this is where that would help. Yes.

Yeah.

I gotta admit, you have some skills.

You can.

Yeah,

yeah, yeah.

I got it.

You know what?

What the hell?

Let's send him off.

How about just a thought?

Okay.

I join in.

Yeah, he's thinking.

Thinking. He's always thinking. Well, the planner. Would learn a lot more.

He would learn a lot more. Sure. If I joined in and I took on the weight

of showing you. The leadership role. Okay.

Natural leader. Yeah. Wow.

And I'm a supportive individual.

And together, we can really help you. And you're going to be sent off to

with so much knowledge. Not just from books.

Physical. Learning.

Right. Wow.

Okay. If you're okay with that, Mom, then... I am more than okay with it.

And I am okay with it, which is most important. Yeah.

Yeah. He is good.

die, I'm good.

I know you guys are. You really are the best parents. We care about you. We are.

You know, four strikes and the fifth one.

Wow. Yeah.

Let's do this.

Let's do this. As a family.

Yeah.

We've always wanted to do more bonding activities.

This is it.

Fuck you, miniature doll. Yeah.

Yeah, we're gonna fuck.

Come on, guys.

Okay.

Let me get you both ready. What do you say?

I say that's a great plan.

You okay?

Oh, you're so kind.

Yeah? Yeah. Is your knee all right? You sure?

Let me take this off.

Yeah. Make it full mobility.

Oh.

We're doing this together.

Yeah. Oh, wow.

This is actually happening.

It is happening.

You could stare at me.

I'm kidding.

Oh, yeah.

You got it. Right over here?

Yeah. See?

How's it going?

Oh, so good.

Good job, Thomas.

Is that what you used to do in college you think she started this in college

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. I know.

No Epcot's going to do this for that much.

Oh, yes.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. That's so funny.

I think we should keep going.

Really? I do.

Oh there you go.

This is advanced stuff here, son.

Yeah, you're doing some real freaky stuff over there, dad. Yeah. A dog?

Yeah.

Let's get those things a little whack. A little whack? Yeah. A little whack

right there?

A little discipline?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah? Oh, yeah.

Goddamn.

How's he doing?

Oh, hell.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Really good. How about I give it a shot?

You want to take me from behind?

This is another option.

Okay.

Always offer.

Never just do it.

Can I bring you over here? Absolutely.

Yeah. I like that.

Thank you. Right there. Wow.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

It's okay to suggest something.

Oh yeah, please be.

You have to really communicate.

Communication is very important.

Could you put your mouth on it?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yes.

That's right.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh. That feels so good.

Yeah.

Just so you know, he's eating my ass right now. Oh, okay. Which is another

wonderful option. All right.

I've thought about doing that. Always ask and always, you know, make sure.

Wow. Oh,

Carl.

It's amazing.

You want to get back?

Sure. Right? There you go.

Really nice to pay attention and let them know everything's been good and

Thanks, Mom.

Yeah, yeah.

There you go.

You want to finish it real early.

You'll get a refund.

Would you, uh, would you play with my apple a little bit?

You want me to play with your apple? Yeah.

Like what?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, please.

Yeah. Let's fucking go crazy. You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Okay.

Amazing. Yeah?

Yeah.

Tell me, did you notice that I asked? Oh, yes. Your father to do that. He

assume. Oh, yeah.

He has so much manners. It's important to be polite.

Is this okay?

Yeah, it's incredible.

Engaging, making sure I'm comfortable. Yes. Or more than comfortable. Finger

down deep first.

You never want to just go to the whole hand.

If you do meet a girl who does that.

You like that, honey? Yeah.

You like a finger in your hand? I love it. Oh, I do, yes.

Wow.

Yes.

Is that great?

A little spank? Yeah, please.

That is another thing that you have to get consent for, Thomas.

You know what's nice about your asthma?

Yes. Yeah.

Nice. Very.

With authority.

Yeah. Whatever she wants, she gets.

You grab her here.

Use a little love handle to pull her up and down.

There it is.

Grip it like you mean it.

I

think

you know where I'm going with this.

I will get there.

Overwhelming. That's a

good rhythm.

You want to speed it up a little bit?

You want to go a little faster?

There you go.

Yeah, it's all in the hips.

Yeah, it is.

Ah, it's all in the hips.

Oh,

that's good, yeah.

Honey, do you think that Thomas is ready for backdoor action?

Really? What's that?

Well, I think I should present it first and Sophie know. Yeah. Right?

We're sending you off to college in style.

Alright.

Rule number one. You need a good lubrication. Okay.

We'll start this way.

Okay.

Thank you. Of course, Mom.

Did you see that?

I learned from the best.

Yes, you have.

Okay. So, never slam it in without getting

clapped. Okay. You watch.

I'm watching.

Nice massage.

I added moves.

Now, I am going to gentleman -like.

Put it in.

Nice and fluffy. What?

Ready? Not everyone does this, so pay attention.

Oh. And do you see? I'm like, slow it down. Yeah, she addressed.

Stop.

Okay. That was in a little too far.

Yeah. Now he's gently and slowly going in and out. I've heard her consent.

Okay. And now I'm paying attention.

Mmm. Mmm.

Yeah.

There we go. Can you see that? Oh, wow.

Oh.

Oh. I'm just going to chuck it back in.

Yes.

Mmm. Mmm.

The technique I said?

The thumb? Yeah.

The guy works wonders.

Just whatever she likes. And if she doesn't want it, she'll tell you.

Ain't that right, honey? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Ooh.

Yeah. Put you on your side a little bit. Yeah. There you go. There it is. Just

like that. Yes.

And turn around.

Like that.

Ooh. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Are you paying attention?

Yeah, I'm paying attention.

Oh, wow.

Being your mommy, it's healthy and everything. She is good. Not all ladies

say this, but you can ask.

May I go back to your vagina?

Thank you for asking, and yes, you can.

See, that's an arrangement.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

back in your mouth?

Yes, you can.

Yeah. Oh, that is so fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Hunter,

would you like to try?

Yeah, can I? Yeah.

Yes. Okay.

Thank you for asking.

This is another way to do it. Okay.

Can I put it in? Yes. Very slowly.

I can flow.

There we go.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I would like.

Need a grip? Yeah.

Like that.

Oh.

Oh, sweetheart, you're really doing it.

Oh, yes.

Wow,

this feels so good.

It does, right?

Oh, my God.

I've always said that's a magic hole.

Yes. Yeah, it is. I said that.

There you go.

Oh, it really is a magic hole.

Oh, yes.

Oh, Thomas, keep it up with this. I don't know.

Look at you go.

Let's keep playing with that. Yeah, like that. Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yes. Wow.

That's really good. Good job.

yes yes yes

Look at all that stimulation going on. Yeah. Crusting her vagina.

I'm looking at it.

It's amazing.

It really is a wonderful thing.

That gets you a phone call.

Yeah, it does, right? Yeah.

That's so fucking hot.

Yeah. Yes.

Yeah.

How hard her nipples are.

Yeah.

Fine, she likes it. Yes.

I'm very much her out.

You want to choke me a little bit?

Yeah. See, another thing. Always that. Never just the finger.

Yeah,

would you like to go into my vagina now?

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, my God.

I heard you said your mom had the hand of God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Fucking good news. Oh, yeah.

Fucking good news. Oh, yeah.

Yes. Oh, my God.

Holy.

I got a crazy idea. What is it?

Do you want both of us in China?

You mean, is that possible?

It's possible.

Okay. So, Thomas, what your father's trying to say is, one

of you goes into my vagina.

Okay. And the other one goes into my asshole at the same time. Oh.

It's called double penetration.

You can take that, Mom?

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

Hello.

All right.

Yeah. Hey.

Yeah. First time we did that was at that carnival with those weird carnies.

Yeah. Those creepy carnies. Yeah. Creepy carnies. Hmm.

Yeah. It's a story for another time. All right, then. Anyway, how about I get on

top? You want to get on top of me? I'll get on top of you, and you go. So I'm

going to be the anchor.

Okay. I'm the guy on the bottom. I'm holding it down.

Okay, okay. Okay, and you're going to be on top, and your mom's going to be in

the middle. Okay.

Let's do it. Are you in on with that? All right.

Okay.

Sweetheart. Hello?

Thank you. No problem.

Well, if you can see, I'm...

Planted here. Okay. And then your mom's going to move her knees up to my... Wow.

On their own.

So, does this work for you? Yeah.

Yeah, you speak up.

Okay. Yeah, this is cool for me. Okay. Here, I'm going to try to go in right

here. Okay. Okay.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

There we go.

That is, that is powerful.

Oh, yes.

Can

I

go up and over on you?

Sure.

Wow. Look at this.

Let's go back to how we were doing.

Come to the edge.

What do you think, Thomas? It's amazing.

Is it a little crazy? Yeah.

I kind of want to try the anchor now. You want to try the anchor? Yeah.

Look at this guy.

Yeah, you get on the bottom. Let's do that.

The other way?

No, the way that we were. We were? Okay.

All right.

All right.

Oh,

yes. Here we go.

Oh, yes. Right there.

Wow, there we go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Yes. Yes.

Good job.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, honey. Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Now.

Just deep in the ass.

Yes, you are.

That's called pillow talk, huh? Yes.

The way, the romantic way of Carl speaking to his father.

Pillow talk.

Wow.

Yes, I love that.

Yeah? Yeah.

Fuck,

that's so good.

Get that back in buddy. There you go.

So close.

Almost there.

Wow.

Yes, yes, yes.

Wow.

Right

over

here. Oh, you just struggle like that.

Yes,

that's so nice.

Oh, my God. That's so good. Yeah, I like that.

Oh, my God, Mom.

You keep doing that. I feel like I'm going to cum.

Yeah?

That's a good feeling.

I'm going to finish your work.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Oh. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, suck.

I've really learned so much from you guys. I know.

Excellent students.

Wow.

Wow.

It feels so good. Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Beautiful.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, wow.

That was cold.

Perfect.

Oh, my God.

Wow, Mom, I love the way you drink my cock. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Look at you.

Yeah, see ya.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh. Oh, my God.

Yeah, see ya. See ya. See ya.

I'm gonna go.

Oh, okay. Okay.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. I'm gonna come.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Wow.

So what do you think, champ? Did you learn anything?

Well, jeez, I think I'm ready for college now.

Thanks, guys.

That was a lot.

You are right.

You really are.

Who wants pizza?