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Oh, my God.
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We have to switch to Channel 9 right
now.
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What? Why?
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Because, dummy, Rachel just texted me
that Edge of Passion is on right now.
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Okay, don't call me a dummy. And second,
you can just watch it later on demand.
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No, I can't. I need to watch it right
now.
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Because me and Rachel like to call after
and discuss the episode.
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Just like... Hey, come on. We
compromised.
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You don't like watching football, so
we're watching reality TV.
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I wish Mom was here.
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Well, she's not, and I'm in charge.
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I don't think your dad would allow you
to punish me so horrifically if he was
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here. Oh, my God.
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Nobody's here to let you have your way.
Can you please just act like an adult
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for once?
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I'm going to be 18 and a half in a
month.
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I'm way more mature than you are, bro.
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Okay, whatever. Can you please just be
quiet?
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Oh, my God. She just texted me
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and said that Freddie and Rita are
falling in love.
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Shh. I cannot believe that since Freddie
was such a slime ball in the last
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episode. Shh.
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You know what? Do you just like this
game show?
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Because... Everybody just runs around
naked in it.
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You get the premise, right? They run
around looking for fruits and fucking
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and talk shit, and then pervs like you
just try to see what their asses and
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look like through the censorship buzz.
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Can you just get over the naked part for
a second?
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These people are strangers, and they get
dropped off on this remote island with
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no food, no supplies, no shelter.
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And the winner gets, like, a boatload of
cash.
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Like, a life -changing amount of cash.
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Look at the redhead girl. She's a lot
like you, you know.
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She just complains and drags her feet
while everyone else is trying to build a
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shelter.
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She has a massive bush.
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She looks nothing like me.
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You can't even see her bush behind all
the pixelation.
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Oh.
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It's... Huge.
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Funny. Very funny.
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What, do you think you're a comedian
now?
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Well, actually, my ex -boyfriend thought
that I was very funny.
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And now to think of it, he had a huge
gross bush.
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Yeah, well, real men don't care about
what their pubic hair looks like.
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Not true.
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Some do.
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Like in porn, I've seen guys where they
literally shave it off. Some porn guys
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care. You watch porn?
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Not very often.
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Rachel hasn't texted me back yet. That
must mean that there's something really
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good going on in our show.
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I don't really believe that you watch
porn.
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Well, I don't really. My parents have a
parental lock on my phone, my laptop. I
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can't even shop for lingerie.
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Yeah, they're like really protective
over you.
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I'm kind of surprised you were able to
sneak away from your chaperone date to
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have sex with your boyfriend.
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I never said that I had sex with him.
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But there was this one time my senior
year where I took my boyfriend under the
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bleachers and I gave him a handjob.
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But that was before he left me for
Rachel.
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And you're still friends with her?
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Well, I guess I'm really forgiving.
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Yeah, it's just part of my nature.
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Or maybe you were just grossed out by
his massive bush and were happy to see
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go.
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You know, I think you know me better
than I do.
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Look, they found palm leaves, so now you
don't have to look at their massive
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bushes anymore.
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Holy shit.
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Now you can see their penises and their
boobs better.
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You know that's not why I watch this
show, right?
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Then why?
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Well, because I've always wondered what
it would be like to get dropped off on a
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remote island with a small community and
just, like, figure out how to survive.
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What's so crazy?
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I don't know what I would do without
makeup, shopping, and Wi -Fi.
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You don't even wear makeup.
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Yes, I do. I wear natural makeup,
stupid.
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Don't call me stupid, please.
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You know, your girlfriend really kicks
that makeup on.
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I bet that girl really wishes that she
had a bra on right now.
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You know, your girlfriend has really big
boobs like that. When she takes off her
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bra, do they sag low?
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We're not together anymore, sis.
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What happened?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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This show's boring.
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I'm gonna borrow your laptop.
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Uh, no.
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I'd really rather you not.
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Thanks.
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You never said that I couldn't borrow it
before.
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I borrow it all the time.
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You don't borrow it if you sneak in and
just take it without permission.
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Sneak? I hate that word. It makes me
sound like a criminal.
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Whatever. I put a password on it anyway,
so now it's locked down.
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And why would you do that?
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Well, because it's my laptop, you can't
just take whatever's not yours without
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asking for permission.
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If mom and dad aren't going to teach you
manners, then I will.
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Oh my god.
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I'm so sorry I took it without asking
for permission.
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Chode.
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Do not call me that.
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You don't even know what that means
anyway.
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Yeah, I know what it means.
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It's a dick. Like you.
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Can you stop staring at me?
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Didn't they just buy you the new Mac?
Why don't you just go use that?
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I told you, it's pointless.
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What do you need to see that requires
parental permission anyway?
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What? What is it? Do you need a bra or
something?
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Can I wait until, like, tomorrow?
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What now?
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Rachel said that guys have a real
attitude problem when they don't gum.
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Maybe that's what your problem is.
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Oh my god, what are you talking about?
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I'm talking about maybe you should take
your laptop, go into your room, and let
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off some poison.
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Not ejaculating doesn't poison my mind.
And besides, I don't watch porn.
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That's not what I thought.
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Oh my god.
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This is exactly why you're not allowed
to use my laptop.
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You know, maybe we should watch some of
your dirty movies together.
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I watch some of them, and with my
standard, they're pretty good.
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Jesus Christ.
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You know, you lie all the time.
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You might as well just be honest with
me. I can tell you're turned on by
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watching these pixelated boobs.
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No, I'm not.
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You are.
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Okay, whatever. You can watch her stupid
show. I don't care.
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You know, why don't we watch these boobs
and penises uncensored?
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It's not like we would get turned on.
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I just watch it for the storyline
anyways.
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Yeah, okay, sure.
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Please.
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Please.
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Fine.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
you.
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password. Don't look. I'll put it in.
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Here.
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Okay.
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And find one.
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Not this one.
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Maybe, maybe.
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Ooh, this one looks good.
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And watch.
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Let's get more cozy.
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Get more cozy.
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So,
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do you talk to a lot of girls?
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Um.
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Well, I'm a bit older than you, so I've
had a few more experiences probably.
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How many are we talking?
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Like three, four if you count that one
night stand.
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One night stands still count.
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Are you going to talk through this show
too?
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Alright, alright, okay.
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Does it hurt when it gets hard like
that?
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You shouldn't be asking me that.
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And we shouldn't be watching porn
either, but here we are.
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Yeah. We're going to get in massive
trouble if anybody finds out about this.
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Shut up, dork.
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Nobody's going to find out.
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And answer my question.
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Yeah, sometimes.
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It's called blue balls.
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Oh my god.
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Are your balls literally blue right now?
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No, that's just what they call it. I
don't know why.
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Well, can you see your balls?
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Not right now, no.
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So maybe I should go down there and
check.
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for just like scientific research
purposes.
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Is this
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turning you on or?
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Are you touching yourself?
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I think I made a bad decision.
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I think this is... Listen, my pussy is
throbbing and aching.
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I am so horny.
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A little bit longer, please?
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Jonathan, please help me.
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I really need it.
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You're unbelievable.
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And what else?
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Beautiful. Sexy.
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Yeah, that's why we should stop.
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Oh, come on.
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We're just watching it together, that's
all.
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Please.
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Please, please.
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Touch yourself with me.
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No.
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It's fun. I promise.
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Smell me.
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What?
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You've had a lot of experience.
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I want to know if I smell pretty or not.
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Oh, wow.
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Taste me.
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I've always wanted you to be my first
man.
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But that's not right.
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It feels so, so right.
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Put this over here.
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Am I pretty here?
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Beautiful. Oh, my God.
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Show me yours.
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What? No.
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Show me.
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I don't know.
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Please. Please. I won't touch it.
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Unless you want me to.
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I don't know.
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I see you've been hard for a long time.
Can't we just help each other?
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Help? Is that what you call sex?
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Yeah.
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Let me just feel it with you covered.
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That's not so bad, right?
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I sit in your lap all the time.
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Oh my God.
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I, um... Shut up.
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I need you so bad.
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I need to understand.
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I'm going to take a fucking video.
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He's so good.
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Take off your pants.
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Yeah, you want to see it? Yeah, I do.
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Fuck, you're so hot. Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, God.
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You're a pretty whore.
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Oh my god, yes.
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Oh yeah, holy sh -
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Oh, that is so good.
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Oh, that is so
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good.
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Yes, you really are such a dirty whore.
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You should just get on it.
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I should just get on it? Yeah, you
should.
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Such a good boy.
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I'm going to come and fuck you anytime I
want to.
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You're such a great dick, baby.
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We live together.
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You can just fuck me every night.
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Mommy and daddy will never know.
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This is the nephews together.
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Oh, fuck.
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Yeah, fuck me up.
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I see you wrapped around your cock.
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Oh, God, yeah.
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Pussy feels so good.
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much tighter than a finger.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, my baby
sucks.
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Yeah,
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watch it. Watch your cock fuck me.
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I didn't know my stepbrother was so
dirty.
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Oh, my God. I didn't know my stepsister
was such a slut.
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I'm a slut for you, baby.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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You can
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use my slutty
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little pussy anytime you want, baby.
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Let's do this.
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He's so wet. He looks so good.
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It looks so good.
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I'm happy you like it.
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I feel so good.
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tell anybody, don't worry.
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It just stays between us. Oh, my God.
It's fine.
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It's fine. I want to come inside you.
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Please. I want to come inside you.
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I'm so out.
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Oh my God, that's a lot of gum.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh my
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God.
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You really drank my balls.
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Now can I watch my show?
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Yeah, you can watch whatever you want.
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