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We're here on the
grandest stage in American sports, Kirk,
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a chance for some of that
patented Rose Bowl magic.
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Tie game, chance for one
more play in regulation.
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And for Russ Holliday, if you're a
quarterback, you dream about this,
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a chance to really do something special
and erase a lot of painful memories.
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Oh, it's been a year he wants to forget.
He's lucky to have this opportunity.
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You think back at this
year, he had a suspension,
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he had the tabloid
headlines, a bomb threat.
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Las Vegas freeway incident.
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Now, he's gotta
try to make one more magical play
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to make this thing
happen for the Ducks.
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Holliday
looking poised here.
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Empty backfield. Here we
go, last play of regulation.
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Alright, set!
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Back, 47! Back, 47!
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Russ Holliday, you can do it!
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Green takes a hit!
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They can't get him!
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He's in Georgia territory
and still going!
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Yes!
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Inside the
30, this is insane!
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Yeah!
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The ball! Russ!
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Russ! The ball!
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Wait a second,
Georgia's picked the ball up.
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Gates has got
it, headed the other way.
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He dropped it
at the one-yard line.
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-That's a live football.
-Oh, my goodness!
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Georgia is gonna
win a championship
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in the most
outrageous, improbable,
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inexplicable, painful way,
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for Holliday and the Ducks
to lose a championship.
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What was
Holliday thinking?
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Russ! Russ!
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You're still my favorite player!
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Hey, Russ!
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Hey, man!
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Hey, Russ, my kid's
talking to you.
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I don't wanna talk right now.
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Hey, here, look, I know, man,
but, hey, he's got cancer.
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I don't give a shit!
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You're an asshole.
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...what they've
seen, and Holliday,
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somebody needs to get
him away from this fan...
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-What's going on down there?
-...quickly here.
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-Oh, my goodness!
-Oh my gosh!
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Into the wheelchair.
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This is... This
is gonna haunt him
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-really for the rest of his life.
-Fuck!
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♪ Fuck am I doing,
getting this money ♪
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♪ Goddamn, praise
the lord, whoa ♪
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♪ Bought land, conquistador ♪
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That's what I'm talking
about. That's what I'm talking about.
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This is why the Rose
Bowl was the best thing
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-that ever happened to me. Best thing.
-100 fucking percent.
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I mean, if I hadn't taken
a break from football,
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-I never would've done The Masked Singer.
-No.
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Never would've met my buddies
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-in crypto and NFT.
-No. No. No.
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-How could you have?
-I mean, that's why I loved,
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loved being away from the game.
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I got to figure out who I am.
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Like, I didn't know who I was.
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That's why I didn't
go to the NFL.
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Right?
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Yeah, dude.
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I'm a good fucking person.
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What the fuck is that?
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What the... Why do
you have human hair?
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My fucking dad. He's making
me work for him this week.
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-Here.
-What does he do? What?
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Ah, he's in
prosthetics and makeup.
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He's doing the new Davy
Crockett movie for Michael Bay.
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You gotta haul your dad's
shit around? That sucks.
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Not for long, 'cause
I'm fucking back.
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Whoo, I'm back, baby!
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Oh, shit!
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The fucking Hawk
Tuah girl is here!
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Yeah, but don't
fucking call her that.
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Hawk-tuah! Spit on that thing!
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-My name's Haliey, dickhead!
-Sorry about that.
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Oh! Yo, yo, we are here
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at the dopest place
in the universe
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with the dopest people.
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We got my agent, Tyler.
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We've been together for
what, like, five months now?
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-Love you, dude. Family.
-Fucking love you.
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We got Haliey Tuah.
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Welch. Haliey Welch
is my full human name.
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Then we got, um...
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Who the fuck are these guys?
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Oh, it's my coke guy
and his girlfriend.
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-It's my sister.
-It's his sister.
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Okay, alright, guys, I
gotta make an announcement.
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Russ Holliday just
officially signed
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with the XFL's Vegas Vipers.
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XFL, motherfuckers!
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Mm! Yeah!
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-Whoo!
-You know, I was thinking about it,
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it's like... like everything
that happened to me,
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it's like... it's
like Chernobyl.
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You know, it's like Chernobyl
was this big deal at first.
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Now, everyone's
forgotten about it.
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You know, I read it online, it's
like, it's pretty much back to normal.
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I mean, the deer are returning.
Like, the deer are back at Chernobyl.
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Russ Holliday is returning
to fucking football.
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Anything is possible!
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Oh!
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Goddamn! Everyone's
blowing me up.
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Oh, no!
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Ah, there you are!
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Yo! 'Sup?
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Have you heard about this kid?
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Yeah, yeah. Think he was vaxxed?
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Dude.
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I'm kidding, I'm...
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Super-sad.
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The XFL just called me.
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Dude, they canceled
your contract.
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You're just not a dick
they're prepared to suck.
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Why would you
phrase it like that?
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"I'm not a dick they're
prepared to suck"?
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I didn't say that. That's
how they talk in the XFL.
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Fucking... That is why
I'm perfect for them.
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I'm a dick, they should suck me.
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Yeah, look, dude, I just
can't keep you on as a client.
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I am Russ Holliday.
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Exactly.
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Your face is fucking toxic.
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It's not my fault.
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It 100% is your fault, actually.
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Yo, Tyler!
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Yeah. I gotta go.
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-Bye.
-Hey, hey, hey!
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I will play for free.
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You were already
gonna play for free.
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Please don't tell people we met.
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Yo,
Russ, what's going on, man?
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Uh, we wanted you to say "good
luck" to our rival quarterback
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on this upcoming season.
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We feel like hearing from you
will really fuck with his head.
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Okay, man, thanks!
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What's up, motherfuckers?
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Russ Holliday here.
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So, I guess I'm supposed
to wish you a...
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good luck on your
upcoming game, which...
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I don't know, is like...
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putting a curse on
you, or something.
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'Cause I guess I'm cursed.
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Fuck. Am I cursed?
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I don't know.
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All I know is right
now, you are QB1.
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Fuckin' enjoy it.
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It's not gonna last forever.
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Fuck!
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Hey! It's...
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Russ Holliday!
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Oh, nice.
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I see you heard about the kid.
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Did the Xtreme Football
League call you?
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Yeah, they're renegotiating
my deal... temporarily.
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Oh.
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Okay, uh, I guess it's up
to me to say the hard stuff.
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-So, here it goes.
-Mm.
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Russ Holliday's
athletic career is over.
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Gosh, Dad, I feel
so much better now.
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Russ... God, the Rose
Bowl was, like, eight years ago.
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Come on, you messed up and you
blamed everybody but yourself.
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The fans were cheering too
loud, they made me think
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I was over the goal line.
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The fans didn't turn you
into a tabloid jackass,
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and the fans didn't make you tweet
that crap about Princess Diana!
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-What is that?
-I'm just saying,
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there's a lot of compelling
YouTube videos on the subject.
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-What is wrong with you with this shit...
-Watch one video!
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It's crazy conspiracy
shit that dumbfucks do...
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-Bullshit, watch the fucking videos!
-...who live in their parents' basement.
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What's wrong with you? Russell!
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It's time for you to move on.
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You can work for me until
you figure things out.
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You always loved those
masks when you were a kid.
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Come on.
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And who knows, maybe you will
follow in the old man's footsteps.
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I'd rather chew
shit, but thanks.
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That's nice.
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Chew shit.
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Okay, I need you to drive
the Alamo prosthetics
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over to the Fox lot
today. Can you do that?
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Thank you.
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-What about my DUI?
-Never stopped you before.
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ What! ♪
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♪ What! Check this out, right ♪
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♪ When you step up to them... ♪
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Goddamn. Okay.
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♪ What they gon' do, shit,
what they gon' do, shit ♪
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♪ ...gon' do, shit ♪
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♪ What they gon' do, shit,
what they gon' do, shit ♪
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Okay.
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How crazy is this?
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Head coach of the South
Georgia Catfish, Jake Hudson,
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after losing his top two
quarterbacks to the portal,
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announced open tryouts
for quarterback.
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This isn't a movie!
This isn't Rudy!
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Does Coach Hudson really think
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some stud quarterback's just
gonna appear out of thin air?
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Tryouts are this week in Dawson.
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Maybe I should go down
there and walk on.
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How crazy is this?
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Head coach of the South
Georgia Catfish, Jake Hudson...
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...announced open
tryouts for quarterback.
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Does Coach Hudson
really think...
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... some stud quarterback's just gonna
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appear out of thin air?
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-Hey, Dad.
-Russell!
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Russell, where the hell are you?
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Huh?
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I have Michael Bay calling.
He never got the masks.
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Look, I've...
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I had to leave town, I just...
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I got something coming up.
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Something kinda big.
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You just might be proud of me.
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Did you just
quote Armageddon to me?
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I worked on Armageddon,
you little shit!
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Sorry, Dad, I gotta
go, I'm losing service.
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You dick.
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Excuse me, guys.
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Coach Dobbs.
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Ricky.
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Three weeks till
kickoff. You fired up?
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I am so fired up.
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Anyway, I, uh... I
drew up a few plays
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to run with the guys, uh,
trying out today, so...
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Terrific!
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Mostly, like, I don't know, 21
personnel against cover 2, but we can...
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Ricky, you've been
an assistant for all of,
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-what, two months, right?
-Yeah.
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I've been the QB coach
for two years, right?
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I'm still trying
to get my plays in.
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Right, well, if we all did what the
world tells us we're supposed to do,
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then I'd be selling feet
content on OnlyFans.
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Please don't say shit like that to
me. It's completely inappropriate.
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And th... that
wasn't inappropriate?
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No, that is theatrical flair.
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Okay, I just wanna help
out, Coach.
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Today's your lucky day.
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Coach Hudson wants you to run
the sign-in sheet for tryouts.
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00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,599
-Why me?
-I don't know.
250
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,227
I guess 'cause you're a girl and
you got pretty handwriting.
251
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,062
My handwriting sucks.
252
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,856
Might be a little
Canes sauce on there.
253
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,399
-Dude.
-Sorry about that.
254
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:19,859
Excuse me.
255
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,028
Godspeed, Ricky.
256
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,971
Hey, Mark. Just
catchin' up on some tape.
257
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,139
Well, hey there, Coach!
258
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,433
Oh. Hey, Tricia.
259
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:56,187
Yeah, Mark and I were just gonna,
uh, talk some budget stuff.
260
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,356
Oh, I just caught up with
him on the budget first.
261
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,358
He's... He's no
longer part of it.
262
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,486
I'm so... I'm sorry,
what? Mar... Mark's out?
263
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:07,156
Yep. Our athletics
have disappointed for years,
264
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,992
but thanks to the,
uh, NIL, the boosters,
265
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,912
we can finally demand a little
accountability around here.
266
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:16,499
Well... all y'all ever
do is demand accountability, so...
267
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,043
Anyway, I came by to tell
you, I'm gonna be taking
268
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,838
a more active leadership
role movin' forward.
269
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,300
-Wow, that's great!
-Mm-hmm. I know.
270
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:30,221
So, Coach, it's sorta like I'm
your, uh, I'm your great-grand boss.
271
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,932
Okay, pappy.
272
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,934
You gonna shit-can me next?
273
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,146
Well, one more
underachievin' season
274
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:41,774
ends with me in a
Liberty Bowl quarter-zip,
275
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,067
sure might.
276
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,277
Hmm.
277
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:47,321
-The Liberty Bowl has a proud trad...
-Oh, Jake.
278
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,992
Fuck the Liberty Bowl. Huh?
279
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:53,202
We should be competin'
for a playoff spot.
280
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,413
-Oh!
-Not trying out kids off the street
281
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,124
like you are driving
the goddamn BangBus.
282
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,752
-The what now?
-The BangBus.
283
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,005
Don't you make it like you
don't know about the BangBus.
284
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:07,008
Come on. Good luck at
your little tryout today.
285
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,384
I'm prayin' for ya.
286
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:10,470
Okay, go Fish!
287
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,417
Let's fucking go.
288
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,072
Whoa!
289
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,745
What the fuck?
290
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,831
Fuck!
291
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,333
Ow!
292
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,711
Fuck! Why would you
pepper spray me?
293
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,089
It's not pepper spray.
It's dirt dauber spray.
294
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,341
Ah! It's... it's worse!
295
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:32,093
Oh, my God, it's way worse!
296
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,762
You're not a school shooter?
297
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,722
Do I look like a
school shooter?!
298
00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:38,599
Yes, very much so!
299
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,729
You're Russ Holliday.
300
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,143
No, I'm not.
301
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,111
You are!
302
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,196
I see you on DeuxMoi
all the time.
303
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,449
You know me from
DeuxMoi, not football?
304
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,743
Yeah, you got thrown out
of Nobu Malibu recently
305
00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,246
for getting too drunk and then
got hit by a car on the PCH.
306
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,998
I wasn't
drunk. I was on drugs.
307
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,125
Wait, maybe I can help you.
308
00:18:08,844 --> 00:18:11,215
You need a stronger glue
for the humidity down here,
309
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:14,844
but the mask itself is
really high-quality.
310
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,097
Yeah, my dad's a Oscar-nominated
makeup guy, so...
311
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,807
Oh, my God.
312
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,560
Did he do Charlize in Monster?
Did he do the freckles?
313
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,729
No. He did The Whale, though.
314
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,105
Oh, my God, which part?
315
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,483
The fuckin' fat guy?
316
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:31,694
No, which part of
the prosthetic?
317
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,532
Are you not gonna ask me
why I'm wearing this shit?
318
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,826
I mean, it's pretty obvious.
319
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:42,038
Disgraced jock sees an
on-the-ropes program
320
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,623
holding open tryouts.
321
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,959
You figure, "I can't
play as Russ Holliday",
322
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:50,046
"but if I make the team
as someone totally new,
323
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,298
"then reveal myself,
324
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,384
I can leverage it all into
an actual opportunity."
325
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,763
Suddenly, Russ Holliday's
career is back on track.
326
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:00,014
You're an inspiration.
327
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,975
And an actor who broke out in
the final season of Euphoria
328
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,602
plays you in your biopic.
329
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:09,190
He can't throw a football for shit,
but you teach him how to on set.
330
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,734
And it's the greatest
moment of your life.
331
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,404
Yeah, I didn't really think
through it that much, but...
332
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,449
If you're gonna do this,
you must do it with intent.
333
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:22,620
When I thought I saw a school shooter
outside my dorm, I was thrilled.
334
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:27,416
I knew that if I, Danny Cruz,
the team mascot, stopped you,
335
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,752
I'd become an
overnight celebrity.
336
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:33,339
And pretty soon,
I'd be on DeuxMoi.
337
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,385
Are you a psycho?
338
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,595
I don't know. Are you?
339
00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,893
Do you even
have a name figured out?
340
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,604
I don't know, I'll
conjure it in the moment.
341
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,065
This isn't just
football. This is acting.
342
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,401
Acting's easy. Dogs
act, babies act.
343
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:54,652
I'll figure it out.
344
00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,071
Lee Corso once called
me a master improviser.
345
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,782
Every choice you make,
you'll have to commit to.
346
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,576
Stay away from
backstory and factoids.
347
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,329
You wanna come off as a
quiet, likable leader.
348
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,164
Just try being the
opposite of yourself.
349
00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:10,501
Check-in's up there.
350
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:12,962
Okay, okay.
351
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,714
Alright, how do I look?
352
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,674
Yeah, you look good.
353
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,263
Why are you helping me?
354
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,017
Partly because I wanna
believe that we're all human,
355
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,228
and no one is beyond
second chances.
356
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,691
And partly because if this works,
you'll owe me, which I like.
357
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:40,531
Hey!
358
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,576
Are you still any good?
359
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,997
Guess we'll find out.
360
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,549
Here we go.
361
00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,384
Oh boy, here we go.
362
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,095
Hi, you here to try out?
363
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,558
Cool, what's your name?
364
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,270
Uh... what...
365
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,356
Just need to know
who you are, man.
366
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,782
My name's Chad.
367
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,079
And last name?
368
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,999
What's that?
369
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:35,461
Oh, it's, um... Pow...
Pow... Pow... Powmer...
370
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,129
Paramia. Paramilio.
371
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,173
Pana... Palmeiro?
372
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,842
Oh, sorry, that's my
original, uh, family name.
373
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,553
Well, when my dad came
from the old country
374
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,429
at Ellis Island, they
changed it to, uh...
375
00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:48,808
Powers.
376
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:53,312
You just... You said your
dad was at Ellis Island?
377
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:56,148
Yeah, he just... he was really
old when he fathered me.
378
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,912
It's... it's a big
scandal in the village.
379
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,656
Um, Chad, wh... how old are you?
380
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,785
Mm, uh, you know...
old enough.
381
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,162
Also young enough. You know
how it goes, with COVID.
382
00:22:10,913 --> 00:22:12,081
With COVID?
383
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,876
Years lost to Coronavirus.
384
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,419
Like, how old is anyone anymore?
385
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:21,340
Um, do you have a student ID?
386
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:25,135
Ooh. No, my... My folks
wouldn't let me carry an ID.
387
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:29,598
I grew up off the grid where...
where the crawdads are.
388
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,351
Is it... Is this a fucking prank?
What is... What's going on?
389
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:35,521
Is... Are you... Is there... Are you
in the campus improv or something?
390
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:38,148
-Um...
-'Cause if so, just walk away, okay?
391
00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:39,525
Comedy isn't funny.
392
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:42,987
Alright, let's get
this donkey show on the road!
393
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:45,698
Get everybody signed in
there, Kyle Shanahan?
394
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,741
-Yeah.
-Oh, everybody except Chad.
395
00:22:47,825 --> 00:22:49,577
Chad Powers. How
you doing, Coach?
396
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,996
'Kay.
397
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:54,498
You wanna play some
ball for us, Chad?
398
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,209
I would like that very
much. I'm... I'm...
399
00:22:57,293 --> 00:23:00,588
You know, my mama used to say, when...
when she was excited, she would say...
400
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:05,968
"You... you..." She'd
say, "You... you..."
401
00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:10,598
Um, Chad doesn't
have a student ID,
402
00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:12,474
so I don't think he can try out.
403
00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,686
Oh, come on.
404
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,479
Can use all the warm
bodies we can get.
405
00:23:17,563 --> 00:23:19,023
-That's right.
-Sign him up.
406
00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,232
That's right.
407
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,985
Okay.
408
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,987
"Chad..."
409
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:30,117
"W's" are hard.
410
00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,995
See you out there.
411
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,290
Looks like he wrote
that with his feet.
412
00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,500
-Alright, well.
-Alright, see y'all out there.
413
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:39,835
Yeah, alright.
414
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:43,005
That waiver clears us
medically, if he dies, right?
415
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:45,591
Yep, yep.
416
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,751
A little help?
417
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:25,422
Come on, bro.
418
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:46,860
Coming.
419
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:53,283
You see this shit?
420
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:56,120
Alright, here you go.
421
00:24:57,121 --> 00:24:58,247
Wow!
422
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,001
The maximum pussy move.
423
00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:12,636
5.24.
424
00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:14,972
Gross.
425
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,348
Adams, you're up!
426
00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:18,485
Man, where'd you play
high school ball, bro?
427
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,103
Oh, nowhere. I... I
was home-schooled.
428
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,564
Yo. Uh...
429
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,858
What the fuck, bro?
You got a little, um...
430
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:26,942
Uh...
431
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,570
-Yeah, you got a little...
-Oh!
432
00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,155
It... It looks like cum.
433
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,239
It's not cum.
434
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:33,323
Powers, Chad!
435
00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:35,618
-Well... Well, it looks like cum.
-Stop saying that.
436
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,411
What do you say, Radio?
437
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,288
Let's see what you got.
438
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,040
You get that reference, right?
439
00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:45,127
Yes, sir. I'm Radio
from the movie Radio.
440
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:48,848
-That's exactly right.
-Okay, cool. Cool.
441
00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:53,469
Fuckin' wig.
442
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,262
Oh. Shit.
443
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:05,064
-5.49.
-Damn, Radio.
444
00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:07,983
Know a one-legged girl in junior
high who run faster than that.
445
00:26:10,652 --> 00:26:11,695
Get on him.
446
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:14,323
Stick. Stick. Get on him!
447
00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:16,575
Guess what
I found in Dobbs' trash.
448
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:17,659
What?
449
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:19,745
Plays.
450
00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:21,205
Un-shredded.
451
00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,499
Do we need an incinerator?
452
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:25,751
The only person going
through the trash is you.
453
00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:27,669
It's reckless.
454
00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:29,463
Hey.
455
00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:31,590
These are Coach Ricky's.
456
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:33,884
Hm?
457
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:38,889
Hey, if I were to get
hit by the team bus
458
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:40,766
or shot and killed by a drone.
459
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,185
-Mm-hmm.
-Like that fan threatened that one time?
460
00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:44,812
Or, God forbid, fired...
461
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,983
...do you think somebody
else would bring her on?
462
00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:53,695
Level with me, Jake.
463
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,619
Did some shit go down at
the meeting with Mark?
464
00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,202
-Turned into a Tricia meeting.
-Shit.
465
00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:03,038
The boosters had Mark fired.
466
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,708
-Fuck! For real?
-Yeah. Yeah.
467
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:06,792
Shit!
468
00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:09,670
-I'm dead.
-Byrd!
469
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:11,547
I'm dead, they always come
after the OC first, Coach.
470
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,090
-Byrd. Byrd.
-I can't sell my house right now,
471
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:15,259
-I'm not liquid enough.
-Can I talk some shit out?
472
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,094
Without you coming unglued?
473
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:18,929
You're not gonna need
to move, alright?
474
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:22,307
We just... we need
a quarterback.
475
00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:28,689
Break!
476
00:27:30,983 --> 00:27:32,068
Watch it, watch it...
477
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:39,909
Wait a second,
Georgia's picked the ball up.
478
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,285
Gates has got
it, headed the other way.
479
00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:42,745
He dropped it
at the one-yard line.
480
00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,247
Oh, my goodness!
481
00:27:45,747 --> 00:27:48,041
Georgia is gonna
win a championship
482
00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:50,419
in the most
outrageous, improbable,
483
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,130
inexplicable, painful way...
484
00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:56,049
Let's go!
485
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:03,015
-What are you doing?
-I don't know, I don't know.
486
00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:05,178
-Hey, Radio, you're up next!
-Oh, one second.
487
00:28:06,977 --> 00:28:09,188
Hey, are you seriously
quitting right now?
488
00:28:09,271 --> 00:28:10,898
This is so stupid.
489
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:13,650
-Literally look how stupid this is.
-You're dropping the ball, man.
490
00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:15,194
You're dropping it right
before the end zone.
491
00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:17,112
You watch your mouth, Catfish.
492
00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:20,275
If you're quitting, why are
you still doing the voice?
493
00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:23,202
I don't know. I don't know,
I feel fucking insane.
494
00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:24,828
I feel fucking insane right now.
495
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:26,330
You know what else is insane?
496
00:28:26,413 --> 00:28:29,041
How you probably think if you
just hadn't dropped that football
497
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:30,709
in the Rose Bowl, your life
would've gone different.
498
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,420
Guess what? It wouldn't have.
499
00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:36,506
You still would have ended up
right here, 'cause you're you.
500
00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:38,259
I should
kick your fucking ass.
501
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,843
That's what Russ
Holliday would do.
502
00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:43,013
Do you want to be Russ Holliday,
or do you wanna be this guy?
503
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,806
-Whatever his name is.
-Radio!
504
00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:46,808
You gonna come play football?
505
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,810
-Let's fucking go!
-Did you think of a name?
506
00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:56,860
Yeah.
507
00:28:58,195 --> 00:28:59,755
My
name's Chad Powers.
508
00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:04,284
Chad Powers?
509
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,217
Set, hit!
510
00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:29,559
Woo-hoo!
511
00:29:34,189 --> 00:29:35,274
And, hit-hit!
512
00:29:38,652 --> 00:29:39,820
Ooh!
513
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:42,489
Yeah, boy!
514
00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:45,701
Okay, keep your eyes on 489,
515
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,661
-we're going one-on-one. Ready?
-Break!
516
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:48,996
Hit, and hit.
517
00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:07,431
And, hit!
518
00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:21,111
Whoo! Tastes like warm milk
straight from the teat.
519
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:22,195
Whoo!
520
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:28,910
Who's 200?
521
00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:32,498
I don't know, I've been calling him
Radio. You know, like from the movie?
522
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:34,624
Yeah, I know fuckin'
Radio, Scott.
523
00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:36,376
His name's Chad Powers, Coach.
524
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:38,795
Radio was an inspiration
to his teammates,
525
00:30:38,879 --> 00:30:40,589
and one tough son of a bitch.
526
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,716
-What was his deal, actually?
-I don't know.
527
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:45,344
Brain damage from a
car accident when he was five.
528
00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:48,513
-Hmm.
-Huh.
529
00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:53,518
Hey, hey, hey!
Somebody stay wide! Stay wide!
530
00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:54,770
-I got him!
-And, hit-hit!
531
00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,829
There you go,
alright!
532
00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:14,414
Nice, 200!
533
00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:15,832
Whoo!
534
00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:19,503
Oh, that red rocket
is big and dirty,
535
00:31:19,586 --> 00:31:21,254
and you got puppies.
536
00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:26,259
Alright.
537
00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:28,383
-Good day, Sanchez.
-Thanks, Coach.
538
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:29,471
Oh!
539
00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:30,847
Fuck me.
540
00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:32,307
-Shit.
-Powers.
541
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:33,475
Hey!
542
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,644
That was one hell of
a performance, son.
543
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,312
Oh, thank you, Coach.
544
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:39,689
Yeah. You can take
your helmet off, it's fine.
545
00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:43,068
I'm... I'm just
gonna leave it on.
546
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,153
Okay, why?
547
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:47,572
You know, in this
helmet, I feel...
548
00:31:48,657 --> 00:31:49,866
-strong.
-Okay.
549
00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:51,201
-Powerful.
-Mm-hmm.
550
00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:53,036
Like a strong, powerful male.
551
00:31:56,665 --> 00:32:00,127
I tell you what, meet me in
my office in a half hour,
552
00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:03,046
and... and we'll talk about
you being a powerful male
553
00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,714
in a Catfish uniform, alright?
554
00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:06,967
Oh, no, you didn't.
Okay.
555
00:32:07,050 --> 00:32:09,136
-Alright.
-Okay, a... a powerful Catfish.
556
00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:12,681
-No helmet though, okay?
-I'm not gonna... of course not.
557
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,266
-Yeah.
-I'm not crazy. Ha-ha!
558
00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:15,642
Okay.
559
00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:21,440
Can't believe that
fucking worked!
560
00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:23,191
-Have you seen?
-Seen what?
561
00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:24,985
You haven't searched your name online?
562
00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:27,112
No, I'm not some
narcissist. Also, when I do,
563
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:30,407
I usually find death threats
and American Sniper GIFs.
564
00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,826
Not your real name.
Your fake name.
565
00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:38,290
Whoa.
566
00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:40,459
No death threats for
Chad Powers, huh?
567
00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:42,919
Not at all.
568
00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:48,758
Holy shit!
569
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:53,138
I was out there, I was fucking
back. You know? I was fucking back.
570
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,474
So, now what?
571
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:01,438
My, uh... my face is...
572
00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:04,066
it's literally falling off my face.
I can't sustain this long-term.
573
00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:06,234
You can't.
574
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,819
We could.
575
00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:12,115
Man!
576
00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:19,289
You really are a psycho.
577
00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:36,681
-Hey, Coach!
-Coach.
578
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:40,602
You working late?
579
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:43,271
Yeah, I wanna stay awhile,
catch up on some tape.
580
00:33:44,397 --> 00:33:45,941
You're not having
dinner with Wendy?
581
00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:51,613
No. No, not tonight.
But you know,
582
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:54,824
the season's just getting
started. She gets it.
583
00:33:54,908 --> 00:33:55,909
Yeah.
584
00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:58,411
-Alright.
-Alright.
585
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:03,917
-Hey!
-Hmm?
586
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:09,548
When nobody's around, you
can still call me "Dad."
587
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:13,552
No, I can't.
588
00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:26,314
Chad.
589
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,318
You really turned some
heads out there today.
590
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:31,945
Thanks, Coach.
591
00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:34,990
What do you think?
592
00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:42,205
Honestly, uh... yeah,
impressive footwork.
593
00:34:42,289 --> 00:34:43,707
Got a nice zip on your arm.
594
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:46,668
I don't think the mobility's
there, but, uh, I don't know,
595
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:49,212
maybe that's your age, or
maybe you've been hurt.
596
00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:55,885
Oh.
597
00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:58,638
Do you see that a lot?
598
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:05,103
The deer? Yes.
599
00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,731
Yeah, aren't... Sorry,
aren't you Southern?
600
00:35:09,649 --> 00:35:10,984
Of course, I am.
601
00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:13,403
I was sayin', we should eat 'em.
602
00:35:16,740 --> 00:35:18,742
You know, at Chernobyl
after the meltdown...
603
00:35:19,909 --> 00:35:21,620
you know, the deer
eventually came back.
604
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:26,333
Yeah, I... yeah, I think I
read that online somewhere.
605
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:30,045
The city's sorta like ruled
by wildlife or something.
606
00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:36,676
How 'bout that?
607
00:35:39,554 --> 00:35:41,973
Um, listen, I know there's a
bunch of, uh, social media stuff
608
00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:43,558
blowing up about you right now.
609
00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,646
Videos of your tryout,
it's like, going viral.
610
00:35:47,729 --> 00:35:49,189
-Oh.
-Um...
611
00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:52,025
I would just be
careful with all that.
612
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,904
When I ran track here,
everybody loved me,
613
00:35:55,987 --> 00:35:59,115
and it was, uh, it was
really cool.
614
00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:01,117
Um... but yeah,
615
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:03,662
then the old track career
ended and my dad hired me,
616
00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:05,831
and all of those strangers
who used to love Ricky Hudson
617
00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:08,833
decided I was now a nepo
baby that they hated, so...
618
00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:12,337
Must've been tough.
619
00:36:13,380 --> 00:36:15,382
Yeah. But, um...
620
00:36:16,383 --> 00:36:18,010
whatever, I'm just...
You know, I'm just saying
621
00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:21,388
that, uh, it shouldn't matter
what other people think, right?
622
00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:22,931
You get to decide who you are.
623
00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:28,436
Wow. That's really wise, Coach.
624
00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:31,815
Thank you for that
feminine wisdom.
625
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,653
I mean, a man could
have said it, too.
626
00:36:36,736 --> 00:36:40,949
It's just feminine 'cause you said
it, and you are, of course, a woman.
627
00:36:42,283 --> 00:36:43,952
Biologically speakin'.
628
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,245
-Yeah.
-I assume.
629
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:47,455
Okay.
630
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:51,167
Do... Okay, see
you around, Chad.
631
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:52,585
Or... Yeah, I'll see ya.
632
00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:53,712
-Alright.
-Okay.
633
00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:56,131
Thanks, Coach.
634
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,935
Come in.
635
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:11,855
-Oh!
-Hey, Coach.
636
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:13,189
Hey.
637
00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:16,818
-That's a hell of a view.
-Yep.
638
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,696
Alright, mind if I pop a squat?
639
00:37:19,779 --> 00:37:21,573
Nope, this won't
take long, um...
640
00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:24,534
No, your tryout
spoke for itself.
641
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:27,996
I just wanted to ask
you the same question
642
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,248
I ask all our recruits
before we offer them
643
00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:31,875
a spot on our team.
644
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:34,252
What's that, sir?
645
00:37:37,547 --> 00:37:39,340
Why do you play this game, son?
646
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:48,767
I think...
647
00:37:52,562 --> 00:37:53,897
without football...
648
00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,067
I don't know who I am.
649
00:38:01,237 --> 00:38:02,238
Sir.
650
00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:13,875
I'll see you on Monday mornin'.
651
00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:16,795
We'll get to work.
652
00:38:18,296 --> 00:38:21,216
I gotta come clean
about somethin'.
653
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,468
Yeah? What's that?
654
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:25,845
I'm not...
655
00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:32,310
actually enrolled
here at South Georgia.
656
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:39,108
Alright, well,
657
00:38:39,192 --> 00:38:41,778
I wouldn't be much of a head
coach if I couldn't fix that.
658
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:44,447
Okay.
659
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:48,785
It'll be our little secret.
But no more surprises, okay?
660
00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:51,371
Definitely not.
661
00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:54,457
Alright, show up
early on Monday,
662
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:57,043
and one of my staff
will set you up.
663
00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:58,545
Okay.
664
00:38:58,628 --> 00:39:00,755
Bring your driver's
license, your transcripts,
665
00:39:00,839 --> 00:39:03,216
and a copy of your
birth certificate, too.
666
00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:05,718
Birth certificate?
667
00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:08,263
Okie-dokie.
668
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:13,351
-Have a good weekend.
-♪ Bound by wild desire ♪
669
00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:19,232
♪ I fell into a ring of fire ♪
670
00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:24,863
♪ I fell into a
burning ring of fire ♪
671
00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:29,284
♪ I went down, down, down,
and the flames went higher ♪
672
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,328
♪ And it burns, burns, burns ♪
673
00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:36,916
♪ The ring of fire,
the ring of fire ♪
674
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:58,146
♪ I fell into a
burning ring of fire ♪
675
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:02,609
♪ I went down, down, down,
and the flames went higher ♪
676
00:40:02,692 --> 00:40:05,612
♪ And it burns, burns, burns ♪
677
00:40:05,695 --> 00:40:09,741
♪ The ring of fire,
the ring of fire ♪
678
00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:13,912
♪ The taste of
love is sweet... ♪
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