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- [♪ lighthearted music playing]
- [Shoe meows]

[video call line ringing]

So, lady, are you working
on anything new?

Did I make that sound casual
and not like, "You better be"?

[chuckles]
Well, um, no, I-- I--

I am writing,
but not-- not really.

I don't know,
I'm trying something new,

but it's not memoir,
it's fiction.

Ooh, fiction!

Please, don't--
don't get too excited.

It's barely even like
a zygote of a thing,

so I don't wanna jinx it.

Message received, but as long
as you're exploring new genres,

"romantasy" is very hot
right now.

- [chuckles]
- Have you ever thought about

fairies and sea monsters
getting it on?

- Amanda.
- "Sex and the Cauldron"?

- Now I have a title.
- [laughing] Okay.

I've got
speaking requests.

I know you don't like
being an Avon lady...

- Here you go.
- ...for your books,

but it is literally
my job, so...

"Ding-dong!" I'm listening.

Google would
love to fly you out

for an employee event
in Palo Alto,

and South by Southwest
in Austin

would love to host you
for a one-on-one interview

with maybe
someone you admire?

And some memoirist panel
in Williamsburg, Virginia

reached out, but I don't know
who they are, so who cares?

Vir-- Virginia? Hmm.

Williamsburg, Virginia.

Um, yeah,
I'd consider that one.

Sorry.
Did my Wi-Fi cut out?

Did you not hear the other
more seductive destinations?

Why, what's wrong
with Virginia?

Well, I guess
we're going to find out.

[♪ "The Guitar Man"
by Bread playing]

Hello?! You're asleep?

This is our soft opening,
so open your top

and open your eyes,

Ripped Van Winkle.

Everything okay?

You need anything?

- Nope, we're all good!
- Whoo!

- Wonderful.
- Alright then.

[Carrie]
I'm going to Virginia
next week

for a writer's conference.

And since I'm only gonna
be an hour from Norfolk,

why not breeze over
for a casual lunch

with Aidan
before I fly home?

- That is so romantic!
- [Miranda] Yeah!

I think I read
that fairy tale.

The one with the girl
who gets on a plane

to have a sandwich
with the boyfriend

- she can't call on the phone?
- [Seema chuckles]

Alright, settle down,
Sisters Grimm.

Just lunch?
Why don't you stay?

I don't wanna stay.
I don't wanna make him

feel like I'm invading
his space or whatever.

I don't-- no farmhouse,
no boys, no pressure.

- Just lunch. Easy-breezy.
- [Charlotte sighs]

Where is everybody?

Are people scared
of carbs again?

- Is body negativity back?
- [Carrie] I love this turnout.

It's chic and exclusive,

and I am having
the time of my life.

Me too.
It's gorgeous in here.

And gorgeous out there.

Yeah, cute,
but not hung enough
to stop traffic.

Ugh, where's Giuseppe
when I need him?

Shove a baguette down there
if you need to!

And move around.
Push the bread!

Push the bread!
Look alive!

You're Hot Fellas,
not Dead Fellas.

Well, I have been pushing
the bread since I got here,

and it is delicious.

- [Charlotte laughing]
- Mm, yes.

So, I was thinking
since it's an overnight,

why doesn't one of you
overworked girls

take a trip with me down south?
It'll be fun.

And if one of us
comes with you,

then it won't seem like
you're expecting to stay.

- [clicking tongue]
- [Miranda]
Sorry, but I'm already

flying to Helsinki
next week for a snack.

- [Seema laughing]
- [Miranda] I can't.

I have a media training
seminar at work.

- But I will cat-sit.
- Thank you.

And I have TEFAF,
The European Fine Art
Foundation all week.

I know that sounds
like a lie, but it isn't.

Seema?

Delightful little trip
to Williamsburg?

- [Miranda chuckles]
- You and me?

Sweetie, I won't even travel
to Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

Oh, boo.
Tomato, tomato.

- Go right in there.
- Oh!

Anything you want,
right up there, on me.

Char, I thought I told you to
make sure LTW was here today.

I need all of her
"Upper East Side
momfluencer" bullshit.

Hey! I'm a momfluencer, too.

Last week,
I saw Kennedy Tyler

wearing a knockoff
of an outfit

that I wore to
a parent-teacher conference.

Alright, enough with
the "Who Wore it Best."

Just text Lisa.

[phone ringing]

- Ooh.
- Something wrong?

It's very odd.
It's Aidan's wife calling.

Ex. Ex-wife.

- You said wife.
- Well, whoever she is,

why is she calling me?

I'm gonna take this outside.

- [moms chattering]
- Congratulations, Anthony!

Hallelujah,
my bread has risen!

- [Carrie] Hello?
- [Kathy] [on phone] Hi, Carrie.

Hi, Kathy.
Is-- is everyone alright?

Oh, God, yes! Sorry.

Uh, I didn't mean to alarm you.
Everyone's fine.

- Oh.
- [Kathy] Aidan said
you were coming down.

- Yeah.
- [Kathy sighing]

Oh, God.
[chuckling] This is, um...

so uncomfortable, um...

Ah, I have a really
awkward favor to ask you.

Is it "don't come"?

[laughing]
Honestly, I feel like

that might somehow
be less awkward than
what I'm about to say.

- Um, okay, uh...
- Oh. [chuckles]

Ugh, okay, here it goes.
I was, uh, hoping-- wondering--

if, uh...

do you think you could
bring some Adderall for Wyatt?

You want me to bring
Adderall down to Virginia?

Trust me, [sighs] I--
if I hadn't exhausted

every other possible avenue,
I would never ask.

There's a nationwide shortage
and I can't get my hands on it.

Well, then how am I gonna
get my hands on it?

I was just thinking, you know,
you're in New York,

you're well-connected.

Yeah, to restaurants
and sample sales.

Unless Prada
makes Adderall.

[Charlotte chuckling]

What did she want?

Aidan's ex just called her.

Okay, hold on to your brioche, ladies.

She asked me to score some
New York Adderall for Wyatt.

Apparently,
they're fresh out in Virginia.

I mean, who do I look like,
Scarface?

It's true.
Practically every mom I know

is trying to get ADHD meds.

[Lisa]
Shit is rough out here.

Parents are bartering
in the playground during pickup

like it's D.C. in the '80s.

- It's insane
that she asked that.
- [Carrie] Oh, I know.

It's totally insane.
So now, where am I gonna get

30 milligrams
of extended release?

She will settle
for short-acting.

- Give me your phone.
- [Carrie] Hm?

[Charlotte]
Hi, ladies.

[Alexis and Veronica]
Hi!

Veronica, quick question.
Is Allegra still on Adderall?

What do you need?
I'm practically a CVS
at this point.

Great.
I need 30 milligrams,
extended release.

Yeah, I've only got
short-acting.

Alexis, does Benjamin have
any XRs he can part with?

I'm texting his nanny
as we speak.

Charlotte,
I'll leave a package
with your doorman.

We gotta have each
other's backs out here.

[Charlotte]
Thank you both so much.

It's a pleasure doing
business with you.

[patrons chattering]

Okay, Griselda!

[Carrie] Well!
Well, well, well.

Art expert, momfluencer,
drug kingpin.

What can't she do?

- [performer singing on monitor]
- Hi.

My friend's friend
opened a bread store,

so that's all we eat now.

Bomboloni or croissant?

Croissant.

I've got news,

and croissants
feel like a celebration.

Oh, great!
Tell me, hot date?

Much better.

I got kind of an interesting
phone call while you were out.

It was Steve McQueen's
producer...

- [gasps]
- ...offering me his next doc.

Oh, my God!
That's fantastic! Grace!

So, you'll leave
right from this project

and go work with an
Academy Award-winning director.

How amazing!

Well, they--
they want me available now.

There's a lot of
archival research.

Wait, so you're just

gonna leave me
halfway through the project?

I'm not leaving you.

This isn't personal.

It feels like an opportunity
I'd be foolish to pass up.

So, I-- I put together
a short list

of some great editors
who could step in.

Perfect. Send that list
to McQueen.

Lisa...
I think I have to take it.

No, no, you don't have
to take it.

You're choosing to.

And why did you
choose the croissant?

Because this is
not a celebration.

It is a huge setback for me,

and I'm more than
a little annoyed.

I know the timing isn't ideal.

Oh, it's worse than ideal.

[sighs]
And it is personal.

We have been working on
this project for eight years.

Yes, and it was supposed
to only take one.

But I stayed with it
because I love it,
and I love you.

Well, it took longer--
oh, God--

because I have children.

And I don't.
My work is my life.

Just think about it
a little longer?

For me.

We've been together
for eight years.

[♪ soft melancholy
music playing]

They wanna know
my interest by Friday.

I'm interested.
Very.

Wow.

Excuse me.
I need a minute.

I picked the croissant
'cause I thought
you'd be happy for me.

[door slams shut]

[Eesha]
Oh. Lisa!

How's the rough cut
of the first episode?

Are we any closer
to Michelle Obama?

- Yes, we can.
- Great. Alright.

[employee]
Yeah, you'll have
to come see it.

- [Lela] Oh, my God, I'm tired.
- What are they doing?

- [Charlotte]
Good morning, ladies!
- [all groan]

Is it a new day?
I guess I should have gone home

- and changed.
- Coffee!

Wait, I was with you guys
till 9:00 last night.

- You went out after that?
- Yes! I'm dead.

But I sold the Scott Flax
sculpture at the after-party.

Oh, and I sold
that huge ugly acrylic

at the after-after-party.

Oh, also, I hit on this
Dutch guy named Rolf.

- Or a Rolf guy named Dutch.
- [all chuckle]

- All that happened after I left?
- [Lela] Yeah!

That's why we're
constantly begging you

to not poop the party, babe.

We hate it
when you miss out.

And Fun Charlotte is so fun.

- And always has Advil
in her purse?
- Ooh.

- [sighs] Yes, I have.
- [laughter]

You don't think
this is overkill?

Miranda, she's my only child.

Did I ever tell you that Brady
had too many trucks or Legos?

Well, maybe you should have,
because I can still feel

some of them embedded
in the bottoms of my feet.

Oh!

Madam, your key.

- Oh!
- Guard it with your life.

You know, the other day
I was giving Adam a key

so he could get into the garden,

and I realized Aidan
doesn't have a key.

Here, hand me
that long part there.

Oh.

So, at lunch,

I'm going to tell him that
I came all that way to see him

to give him a key.

- Aw.
- A key to our house.

- Oh!
- Aw! Isn't that cute?

- That is downright adorable.
- Ah.

And speaking of adorable plans,
I asked Joy,

the BBC producer
I like, out.

Ooh, on a date?

Uh, not a date...
yet.

- Mm.
- Happy hour.

My cover story
is that I want

some on-camera
coaching tips.

I'm trying to figure out
if she likes me too.

Well, do you really
have to play those games?

I don't know.

Maybe I should
just hop on a plane

and surprise her with
a key to a house

she's already been in twice.

It's his house.

And can I please get
a cease-and-desist

on the Aidan wisecracks?
This is...

[scoffs] This is hard.
You know, I'm trying to--

I'm, like,
trying to figure it out.

Sorry. I thought
I was being funny "ha-ha"

but I think I'm coming off
funny "asshole."

- Hey, Shoe.
You're getting a kitty condo.
- [Shoe meows]

My career is suffering
because I am a wife and a mom.

- You are so dramatic.
- I'm sorry, but it's true.

I have to rush home to make soup
while they are out partying

and selling paintings
at all the hot clubs all night.

- What clubs?
- Giuseppe, this is
a good question,

but I don't even
know the answer

because I'm too busy
here being "Mom"!

No, you don't have to
be here every night.

Stop exaggerating.

"Mom, where's my
clean laundry?

Mom, are you gonna make
my favorite green beans?"

- [Rock chuckles]
- "Mom, buy vegan dog food!"

"Mom, should I wear
more deodorant?"

The answer is yes.

At the end of the day,
the girls that I work with

just see me
as a boring mom

who wants to get home
to her family.

I get it, honey.
The Young Turks at work

look at me like
I'm SpongeBob Square Partner

who just does my job,
goes home, and never parties.

Yeah, 'cause that's
who you are.

No, I'm not.
I'm so much more.

- Are you?
- [Charlotte] Yes, he is!

And so am I!

Charlotte, I have
a simple solution.

Why don't you join them?
Fight fire with fire.

[Harry]
That's a great idea.

I could join you, babe.

Bank a couple
of Instagram shots
of me at da club.

Dad, what are you going
to wear at "da club"?

Your high-waisted mom jeans?

You're right.
I need "da club" clothes.

- I can take you shopping.
- You?

What? Should I ask LTW if she
can take care of this, too?

- Is she available?
- [Giuseppe] Why not ask Carrie?

Yes! Yes, she's the one.
Carrie is cool.

[in Italian accent]
Great idea.
Thank you, Giuseppe.

Oh, of course,
he's helpful

to everybody else's
business but mine.

Mm-mm, trouble in paradise?

Outta nowhere,
this one refuses to put on
the Hot Fellas uniform.

So, at most, I get three,
four customers a day,

and two of them usually
come in to take a shit

- and don't buy shit.
- Alright.

Tony, come on.
I did my time, it's enough.

I'm a poet.
I don't want to be commodified
or objectified.

Right on, G!

What's the big deal, G?

It's a denim onesie.
You're not Coco in Fame.

I don't get this reference.
Do you?

I got it.

[♪ plucky music playing]

Elliot.
You summoned?

Liebchen!
[chuckles] Sit down.

- I wanna talk to you.
- Do I have to sit?

If it's bad news,
I prefer a running start.

[laughing]
I think it's fantastic news.

I, Elliot Poust, am retiring.

Well, congratulations.

- Thank you.
- But don't we have a plan?

Aren't I supposed to buy
you out in a few years

and take over?
What happened to that?

Well, that can still work.

Are-- are you prepared
to make me an offer?

No, because I didn't realize
I'd have to make one so soon.

How can you retire?
Elliot!

You're in your prime.

[laughing]
I'm 90.

What? No.

You're-- you're not that old.

I am.
My high-school crush
was Jesus.

I thought you were, like, 70.

That's because I'm gay.
A gay 90 is a straight 70.

Well, you can't trick us
straight people like that.

Oh, no.
Don't worry, Seema.

You know I would not leave
without taking care of you.

I am selling my shares of
the company to Ryan Serhant.

- Pardon me?
- He'll take over

and become the primary
controlling partner.

You should have spoken to me

before making such
a monumental decision
about our business.

This isn't the future
I envision for myself.

Surprise!

- Hi, Ryan.
- [Ryan] Elliot.

What's going on?
I thought this was
gonna be a party.

I brought hats.

It seems we've hit
a bit of a snag.

Well, I have about
a million sick days

and I'm gonna take them
starting right now.

Just take some time to think
about this little merger

and acquisition while floating
in a pool somewhere.

[Elliot stammering] I...

♪

- I really like her.
- Me too.

[Harry]
Geez, so many buttons.

[Carrie]
Harry, when I told you
I had stuff to do today,

you said, and I quote,

"This will take
20 minutes at most.

- Men are decisive."
- [Harry scoffs]

[sighs] These are so stiff,

they make me
walk like Robocop.

Here. I'm a drug dealer.

- That's how cool I am now.
- Thanks, but that's your wife.

Now, let's buy those and go
before he comes back

- and makes you buy
a matching bucket hat.
- [Harry] Done.

I love this!
"Harry and Carrie go shopping."

- [Carrie chuckles]
- Should we start a podcast?

[phone ringing]

[♪ upbeat music
playing in store]

[softly squeals]

Hi. I'm about
to commit hari-kari.

- What are you up to?
- Right there with you.

Elliot sold the company
out from under me.

[Harry]
These button flies
are a challenge!

Without even
talking to me first.

No, that's awful!

No worries. I'll get 'em.

Seema, what can I do?
Whatever you need, I'm there.

Well, I'm on an impromptu
vacation trying to figure out

whether or not to quit my job.

So, what time
do we leave for Virginia?

[♪ easygoing music playing]

- Am I blocking you?
- Not parking.

- Just here to pick someone up.
- Oh, is it me?

No, the person who lives here.

Carrie?

Pretty sure that T-shirt's
copyright infringement.

Burger King already tried to
sue me when I knocked it off.

Thankfully, my lawyer,
Ronald McDonald,

was a monster in court.

I'm Adam.

I'm also known as
"New York's plant Picasso"

by the readers of Vogue.com.

I'm Seema, also known as
Carrie's Virginia plus-one.

Ah, Virginia.
Enjoy the dogwoods.

Oh, I'm not a nature girl.

I will be enjoying
the cocktails.

Your car is brown.

A Mercedes S-class sedan.
I like it.

And this is my nephew, Jamie.

A gentleman with good taste.

[front door opens]

Where's your steamer trunk?
Or did you ship it ahead?

I've got two outfits
in my carry-on,

a lip gloss and a laptop
in my purse.

I'm traveling light,
also known as "easy-breezy."

Okay, Carrie Golightly.

Have fun, Adam.
Don't lose my Shoe.

Oh, don't worry.
I've never met a kitty
I couldn't bend to my will.

- Jamie, here, take this.
- [Jamie] Should I put it
with the others?

- That's your gardener?
- Mm-hmm.

[whispering] He's hot!

Oh, well!

Maybe after you've been
charmed down South,

he can charm you up north.

I don't have a garden
and I don't do dirt
under fingernails.

Let him find a hippie vegan
to plant trees with.

I like a man who owns shirts

with sleeves
and no writing on them.

- Noted.
- But I will say,

it takes a confident man to wear
a "Home of the Whopper" tee.

[Carrie] Bye!

- [Adam] Bye, have fun.
- Seat belt.

- [intercom dings]
- We cannot pull
away from the gate

until everyone is seated.

[over PA]
Again, we cannot pull
away from the gate

until everyone is seated.

Hey, human-shield me while I,
uh, slide this baggie of

[whispering]
Adderall outta my bra.

What? You could've just put
it in a Tylenol bottle.

It's not like they're doing
chemistry at the TSA.

So, how you feeling about
the job situation this morning?

I'm feeling like I don't
need to talk about it.

What I need is distance

and some comforting
Southern fried chicken.

Mm.

Hi. We talked about you
bringing me a tequila soda?

I'm on vacation
and it's an emergency.

Vomiting is an emergency.

Miss Tequila can wait
until we've reached
our cruising altitude, 'kay?

Why is it gay men
never do for me

what they say
they're gonna do for me?

- I'm glad you're
getting some distance.
- [intercom dings]

[attendant]
Ladies and gentlemen,
please take your seats...

- Maybe I do need to talk.
- Hmm.

Let's revisit it in the air...

[attendant] Thank you.

- ...drunk.
- [seat belt clicks]

[metal clanging]

[Herbert]
Sweetheart!

They're dead already.
Stand down.

I'm just working
some shit out.

[clanging continues]

Grace took the job,
leaves tomorrow,

and left me high and dry,
and furious!

Still, I don't think
it's worth ruining

a perfectly good pot
of mashed potatoes.

They're not ruined.
They're just extra smooth.

It doesn't sound like Grace.

I mean, why would
she leave you and PBS

to go work on another project?
I don't get it.

Neither do I.
And so what

if it's Steve McQueen
and his new doc?

- [loud mashing continues]
- Steve McQueen?

- Yeah.
- Steve McQueen...

the Oscar-winning
genius filmmaker

whom we worship?

Steve McQueen!
Now, I get it.

I can use this on people, too.

Look, I know I'm risking
death by mashing,

but I feel the need to inject
a little bit of reality here.

You want reality?

Reality is, I have
a very aggressive timeline

and no editor.
How's that reality?

Baby... when you
stopped working

on your film full-time
to have Gabby,

Grace was
always there, waiting.

One year on, one year off.
Eight off.

Willing to roll with
whatever worked best for you
in your life?

Well, this is
about Grace's life.

And maybe it's time to start
thinking a little bit

about what works best for her.

[glass slams down]

[loud mashing resumes]

- Now, after all that,
you are still mad at Grace?
- No.

This is not Grace.
Now, I'm mad at you.

- [♪ piano lounge music playing]
- [people chattering]

And they're both
staring at me

as if this is the best
job opportunity ever.

And it is... for someone.

But I just don't wanna
be in another situation

where I'm some man's
number two.

Everyone knows what
you do with number twos.

You flush 'em immediately.

[chuckles]
Well, honestly,

sometimes number two's
a pretty good ranking.

I'm my guy's number four.

Is that true?

- Wow, it kind of is.
- No.

I think Aidan's trying really
hard to make this all work.

Whereas Elliot's totally
dismissive of what I've done

for the last 20 years.

You know what?
I've just made a decision.

I'm done. Out.
I'm not bowing down.

I will start my own place.
The Patel Group.

"The Patel Group."
Wow, that came pretty fast.

No, I've had it in my head
for years.

- [laughing] Oh.
- Carrie? Carrie, hi.

I'm sorry to interrupt.
I'm Mike.

I do PR for the festival.

I trust both your rooms
are okay?

- [both] Yes.
- Okay, good.

I-- I just wanted to tell you,
you were amazing today.

Oh, thank you.
I had a wonderful time.

Well, everyone in the room
was captivated.

- [Carrie chuckles]
- Sidebar, I love your shoes.

- Oh! Thank you.
- I also manage this restaurant,

in case y'all two ladies
need anything at all.

Oh my goodness.
Mike, you're just too sweet.

You're gonna-- you're gonna
ruin my appetite for
the sweet potato pie.

And is "Mama's homestyle
fried chicken"

as yummy as it sounds?

May I?
Um, I think someone gave you...

[speaking loudly]
...the old menu!

We recently changed
our fare to somethin'

a little more modern, so...
[chuckles]

But you do still have
the chicken?

Yes, but it is now air-fried
with little or no oil

and comes with a okra mousse
topped with a succotash foam.

Mama went heart-healthy.
[gags]

I'll go get you new menus.
[chuckles]

Cassandra, I told you
a million times, you have
to print out the new ones.

Why can no gay man
ever give you
what you're expecting?

This is the best mineral water
I've ever had in the city.

So, is happy hour still happy
when one's not drinking?

Yes.
Because of the mixed nuts.

So, you want to know if you were
the dog's dinner on the BBC?

No!
I want some helpful tips

from someone who is
a broadcast expert.

We expecting another, then?

- Was I the dog's dinner?
- Of course not.

- You were good.
- Really?

Because I haven't been asked
to be on the air again,

and, well, I'm used
to excelling at things.

Oh, such a shy,
withdrawn woman.

So, if you were gonna
grade me,

what grade would I get?

- An A.
- Thank you!

But of course that's an "A"
marked on a curve for beginners.

Well, I don't wanna
be graded on a curve.

What can I do to improve?

- Seriously?
- Mm!

Breathe.

"Breathe"?

You mean,
do the thing that comes

automatically to me,
otherwise I die?

When you were on camera,
the words started

to become one long
run-on sentence.

- Huh.
- So, when that happens,
you have to stop,

take a moment and breathe.

- Hmm.
- But with intention.

Be conscious of the breath.
Like this.

So, when you see me breathing...

[breathing slowly]

...I'm not panting per se,
but-- but it's deliberate.

Oh.

[♪ soft, sultry music playing]

Feel that?

I can feel that.

Now, you try.

And, breathe.

Not too fast.
Not too slow.

Measured.
With purpose.

Breathe in.
Breathe out.

Yeah, like that.

Now, imagine doing that while
also talking to a news camera
about famine.

[Miranda chuckles]

- [♪ loud club music playing]
- [Rolf] Charlotte,

I love the show very much.

Oh, I have two pieces
by Wasted Rita

and one by A'Driane Nieves.
I think you'd love them, Rolf.

Yeah, I've seen
these pieces today.

Interesting.
Tell me more.

Hey, y'all!
This girl from Dharma Gallery

just pinged me the location
for their secret after-party.

- Who's going?
- [group cheering]

- After-party?
- Don't make that face, honey.

It's the boring,
senior partner face.

It's who I am.
You heard the kids.

You think
I don't wanna leave?

I keep picturing
my slippers at home.

But I am this close
to making a sale
to that Dutch guy.

We can leave after
the after-party.

Okay, well, I gotta make
a trip to the little boys' room

if we're gonna continue
this noisy marathon.

Okay. I'll meet you
at the host stand, okay?

Are-- are you gonna go?

I'm trying,
but my jeans won't unbend.

- Oh.
- Okay, no--

- Okay, I got it.
- Alright.

[people chattering]

Oh! Ah!

[♪ loud club music continues]

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
[grunting]

Oh, come on!

Geez, buttons, aye!

[exhales sharply]
Why so many?

[grunting]
Oh, no.

Oh, no.
Oh, oh, fu...

Oh.
[sighs] Fuck.

- [door opens]
- [exhales sharply]

[groaning]

[breathing heavily]

[Kai] Obviously,
we're gonna take cars.
It's kinda far.

- [Charlotte] Do you think so?
- Yeah.

- Oh, hey.
- Here's an interesting twist.

I just pissed myself.

I went from
SpongeBob SquarePants

to SpongeBob Wet-Pants.

- What?!
- It's been a while
since I had four drinks.

It just-- it came on so quick
and I hadn't factored in

the Japanese
denim button matrix.

- Oh, my poor honey.
Let's get you home.
- Absolutely not.

You go sell that Dutch guy
a painting.

- Are you sure?
- I'm sure, I'm sure.

Here, just let's get
a couple of shots

- for the 'gram before you go.
- Okay.

- Right over here.
- Okay.

- Oh, yes. Very cool.
- [camera clicking]

Here.

Oh, it's a good thing
these babies are so dark.

You can't tell that
they're soaked.

- You go, you go.
- [elevator dings]

The restaurant's on Route One.

I mean, you sure you don't
want me to pick you up?

Oh, fiddle-dee-dee.

That's-- that's Southern
for "no," right?

- I say it all the time.
- [chuckles]

No, no, it's okay.
Um, I'm renting a car

and Seema and I
are very much
looking forward

to the scenic Virginia drive.

And besides, you know,
you're already driving

all the way from your farm
into Norfolk.

It's only 20 minutes
from the house.

Really? It's that close?

[Aidan]
Right down the road.

Okay, well...

we'll-- we'll see you
for lunch.

I can't wait.

[chuckles]
Bye.

- [knocking]
- Who is it?

- [Seema] Colonel Sanders.
- [Carrie chuckles]

It's not Mama's homestyle...

Yet, I believe
we can make it work.

Please, come in.

I know what I said
about starting my own firm.

And I was feeling it.

But...

am I just being stupid?

It's a battle out there.
Do I wanna fight it?

At my age, do I really
wanna be starting over?

Well, if you concede,
and you decide to work with him,

you know, what would be
the hardest thing about it?

My name won't be
on the company.

At least with Elliot,
I felt like it was
a partnership.

In all the years I've spent
in this business,

building a reputation
and an enviable client list,

my name belongs up there.

And you know for sure
it can't be?

You know what, Carrie? I--

I don't know that.
I-- I'm-- I'm assuming.

Well, if you don't ask,
you don't get.

- Hm.
- Can I tell you something?

- Mm-hmm.
- It's kind of along
the same topic.

Um...

You know, when I was
talking to Aidan just now,

I assumed he was
gonna ask me to stay.

And then I would just say
"No, no, no. No, it's just--
it's just lunch."

Well, do you wanna stay?

Well, I don't know,
but why didn't he ask me to?

Do you think
maybe you were so busy

being easy and breezy,

it didn't seem
like you wanted to?

Maybe.

You don't ask, you don't get.

[sighs]

Yeah.

- [♪ loud dance music playing]
- [people chattering]

I think I might be
in love with Dutch.

His name is Rolf!

I felt his dick
through his pants

the last time we went out,

and I almost came
in the middle of the bar.

But it's more than sex.

I have liked him
since last year's TEFAF.

And you're good with guys!
So, please help me.

Uh, oh, okay.

Well, uh, maybe stop
"feeling his dick
through his pants,"

and just have a conversation.

There you are!
This girl is such a riot.

The last time she got me drunk,
I blew two million bucks. Huh?

- [laughing] He did.
- Okay, let's go, ladies.

I got the address to
the after-after-party, huh?

- Woo-hoo!
- The after-after party?

- Whoo!
- [people cheering]

[Rolf] Hey, Warhol,
another round of drinks, 'kay?

And I hope the drinks
are better than your art.

- [Lela sighs]
- Lela, it's already 3:00 a.m.

I just don't know if I can
stay awake much longer.

Two espresso martinis!
And just keep 'em coming.

♪ Game start! ♪

[♪ "APT" by Rosé
and Bruno Mars playing]

♪ Kissy face, kissy face ♪

[crowd cheering and shouting]

Oh yeah!

I love this song!

- I love staying up late!
- [group cheering]

I love espresso martinis!

[all cheering]

Dutch!

I wanna talk to you
about A'Driane Nieves!

Let's find someplace
more quiet.

Sure!

[♪ "APT" continues playing]

[cheering continues]

- [♪ muffled music playing]
- [snorting]

- [indistinct]
- Yeah.

[Kai] My turn.

[snorting]

[club goer] Okay.

If I don't fuck Dutch tonight,

- I will die.
- [laughing] You won't die.

You will get whatever
the girl version is
of blue balls,

and then you'll go home
and you'll pass out

- on your bed in your clothes!
- Charlotte, I'm serious.

You need to help me.
Find out if he's interested.

- I literally need him!
- [Rolf] Hey.

[chuckles] And I literally
need another drink.

[all laughing]

- Would you like
some party favors? Hm?
- [mouthing] Help me! Help me!

- No, thank you. No.
- You sure? It's good shit.

I just got it from the girl
that ran out of here.

I can never remember her name,
but she's fun as hell.

Her name is Lela.

- Hmm.
- And I have a--

a very juicy piece
of information for you.

- Oh?
- Someone has
a little crush on you.

Oh, yeah?

Someone who works
at the gallery.

Oh, and is that someone
here tonight?

Yes. Yes, she is.

And she really,
really likes you.

- Mm! Stop!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

What's happening now?
I thought you had
a little crush.

I'm not talking about me,
you coked-up dummy!

I'm-- I'm a wife
and a mother!

I'm talking about Lela,
the fun one,

that you gave
millions of dollars to!

She's not really my type.

Oh. [sighs]

Wives and moms
need love too, babe.

No, no, I'm good.
I'm-- I'm good.

Oh, my God.

Excuse me!

- [jackhammer drilling loudly]
- Oh.

[loud street noise]

[pedestrian] Nice tits.

- Oh, you're here early.
- [Lisa] Yeah.

[Grace]
Well, I'm about to leave.

I put all the latest cuts
in today's bin.

Anything you need,
feel free to call me.

Grace, I'm sorry.

I know I just said
"feel free to call me,"

but now I mean it.

[chuckles softly]

You know, of course
I'm happy for you.

But... [sighs]
I think I'm scared.

You're the only editor
I've worked on this with.

And to be honest...

I don't know if it's me or you
that makes it as good as it is.

Well, that's very
generous of you.

But, Lisa, it's you.

[scoffs]
Well, I'm not so sure.

[Grace] I am.

It's your vision
and drive to keep going

that makes this you.

It's waking up at 5:00
to get your work done

before getting your kids
off to school.

It's your need
to celebrate these women

by telling their stories.

You may no longer have me.

And that's a huge,
huge loss.

- [laughing]
- But, Lisa, you have you.

- You got this.
- I got this.

You got this.

I brought croissants.

[Grace sighs]

- Okay, twist my arm.
- [chuckles]

- [clerk] Next customer in line.
- Oh.

- [clerk] Hello.
- Hi.

And how are
y'all doing today?

- Late. We're running late.
- Okay, no worries.

[groaning]
I have worries.

You're vibrating
at a really high energy.

It's making me nervous,
and I never get nervous
about anything.

Mm, sorry, I woke up
jumpy this morning, I...

I guess asking why
Aidan didn't invite me,

it just brought up stuff,

you know, stuff like,
um, why am I here?

You know,
who goes out of state
for a casual lunch?

And... why did I eat

that complimentary
jalapeno cornbread biscuit?

- Okay.
- Ooh.

Miss Bradshaw, I see here your
driver's license is expired.

What? When?

May 2017.
How is that even possible?

Well, uh, I travel
with a passport

and, you know, I haven't been
carded in years.

Well, you are going to need
a new one, and it's too bad.

That is a very flattering photo.

- [Carrie chuckles]
- Here. I'll drive.

No worries.

- Hot Fellas bread?
- No, thanks.

Hot Fellas bread?
Hot Fellas bread?

No.

[unzipping]

Hot Fellas bread?
Hot Fellas bread?

[♪ fanfare playing]

[♪ patriotic music playing]

Lieutenant Mortadella,
reporting for duty.

You came outta
retirement for me?

Whatever he's selling,
I want it.

- I do, too.
- Now, we got a business.

Inside!

[♪ music ends]

Remember maps?
Maps were so cool.

Wish I had a map now,
to tell me

where I should be heading
in my career.

- Hmm.
- I can argue both sides.

Can't the universe
just send me a sign?

Speaking of signs, it's,
uh, it's 50 miles an hour.

I really don't wanna get
stopped by the police.

I hear you,
Adderall Bra Express.

- [phone ringing]
- [Carrie] Hmm.

- Ryan Serhant is calling.
- Oh.

What, you're not gonna
FaceTime while we're driving.

- I'm not?
- No, absolutely not.

No, me dead
is not easy-breezy.

Here, there's a parking lot.
Pull over there.

[♪ lighthearted music playing]

[tires thumping]

Alright. I'm gonna give you
some privacy.

Okay, thanks.

Hey. Remember to ask
for what you want.

[people chattering]

[♪ light classical
music playing]

- Charlotte?
- Oh, Alexis!

- Hi.
- [chuckling] Hi.

You-- you caught me.
Eyedrops, sorry.

Uh, late night
in the gallery world.

Well, I need them, too.

I was up all night
with the twins.

I might actually be
sleepwalking right now.

Well, I learned my lesson.

Late-night art hustling
is just not me.

Are you kidding?
You have the coolest job.

In fact, I'm on the way
to pick up the kids,

but I wanted to swing by
and ask if Kasabian

had that
A'Driane Nieves painting?

The one I saw in
the TEFAF preview last week?

Well, yes.
Yes, we do.

- Are you interested?
- [Alexis] More than interested.

I have my checkbook,
and I'd be thrilled

to give the commission
to my cool gallerina
girlfriend, Charlotte.

Yay! Oh!
God, that hurt.

- Oh.
- [Charlotte] Um...

- Let's go to the Kasabian
room, okay?
- Great.

You don't happen to have
any Advil, do you?

[footsteps approaching]

[car door opens]

And?

He said "not possible"
to add my name.

So, that's it.
Take it or leave it.

Well, there are worse things
than being number two

to the number-one realtor
in New York.

- [♪ lighthearted music playing]
- [car starting]

[seat belt clicking]

- [golfer] Hey! Hey!
- [golfers shouting]

- [tire popping]
- [golfers and Seema] Oh!

[golfer] Hey, lady,
you drove onto the spikes!

Didn't you see the sign?

- What sign?
- The... [scoffs]

[golfer]
I thought my wife
was a bad driver.

[♪ quirky music playing]

Well, this is the opposite
of easy-breezy.

- Okay. Silver lining?
- Sure.

I was asking for a sign
and I got one. Literally.

"Don't back up."
Why go backwards?

I've already been there
working for someone else.

Go forward.
Invest in myself.

Well, that's pretty silvery.

- I like it.
- [truck horn honking]

[♪ country music
playing on radio]

[♪ music stops]

Somebody call for a Goober?

- That's a hillbilly Uber.
- [Carrie chuckles]

Aidan!
Don't back up!

[Carrie laughs]

[♪ soft music playing]

I'm so sorry.

This is a lot of trouble
to go through for a lunch.

Yeah, it is.
So, why not stay

for dinner too,
and a light breakfast?

- You want me to stay over?
- Yeah.

Hey, Seema,
Aidan asked me
to stay over.

Fabulous.
Uh, just drop me at the airport.

I've got a big life to start up
back in New York City.

[Carrie] Mm.

What...

- Where's our luggage?
- [Seema] Oh, shit!

- It's still in the trunk
of that rental.
- Oh, God.

So, listen.

I didn't get a chance
to tell the boys
you were coming.

But it's-- it's okay
that I'm here?

Yeah!
Yes, but we got this thing now

where the night before,

we lay out what
the next day's gonna be.

And you don't wanna just,
like, spring me on them.

Well, no.
But yeah, kinda.

Understood.

So, um, should I just,
uh, sleep in a field

- standing up like a horse?
- [laughing]

That's what they do, right?

Guest house.
Neat as a pin.

And... it's got the best AC
in the whole place.

So, I'll tell 'em
as soon as they wake up.

- That okay?
- Yeah.

Alright.
I really appreciate it.

[footsteps crunching on gravel]

Oh yeah, it's cows.

Cows sleep standing up.
But you don't have to.

Come on.

Oh!
I almost forgot.

Uh, the Adderall
that Kathy requested.

Mm-hmm.

Everything okay?

I'm just so glad you're here.

Hm. You have a funny way
of showing it.

How's this?

Come on.

[insects chirring]

[♪ gentle music playing]

[typing]

[Carrie]
"The woman had survived
the treacherous journey...

mostly intact."

[♪ gentle music
continues playing]

- [crickets chirping]
- [frogs croaking]

"Albeit dispossessed
of her nightgown
and carpet bag...

"with little more than her
thoughts for company,

"she burrowed
beneath her blankets

to stave off the cold,
uncertain night ahead."

[♪ gentle music
continues playing]

[♪ "Toro" by Remi Wolf playing]

♪ Dancing around
and spilling wine ♪

♪ You look good
in my hotel robe ♪

♪ Steam in the shower
singing Sly, wash your bone ♪

♪ We're gonna need
a little bit more soap ♪

♪ Fly to Miami
in the morning ♪

♪ We better make
this one count ♪

♪ You're so heavy,
I'm horny ♪

♪ And I'm not worried
about the sound ♪

♪ We're waking up
the people down the hall ♪

♪ You're a bull and I can't
help but saying ♪

♪ Toro, toro ♪

♪ And when they buzz me
for the lobby call ♪

♪ I don't show 'cause
I'm too busy saying ♪

♪ Toro, toro ♪

♪ Yeah, I can't help
but saying ♪

♪ Toro, toro ♪

♪ Yeah, I can't help
but saying ♪

♪ Toro, toro ♪

♪ Yeah, I can't help
but saying ♪

♪ Toro, toro ♪