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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,673 --> 00:00:05,105 (Jim laughs) 2 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:08,438 YOU KNOW, EVERY YEAR I THINK THESE LEPRECHAUN SHOES 3 00:00:08,439 --> 00:00:12,011 AREN'T GONNA BE FUNNY ANYMORE, AND EVERY YEAR, I'M WRONG. 4 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:13,012 (both laugh) 5 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:16,446 YOU KNOW THE TWO OF YOU LOOK STUPID, RIGHT? 6 00:00:16,447 --> 00:00:18,618 THE TWO OF US... 7 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,720 OR THE THREE OF US? 8 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,252 I'M INVITED? 9 00:00:22,253 --> 00:00:23,293 (Irish brogue) AYE, SIR! 10 00:00:23,294 --> 00:00:25,525 OH, MAN. TONIGHT'S GONNA TOTALLY ROCK! 11 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,657 (normal voice) I LOVE ST. PATRICK'S DAY. 12 00:00:27,658 --> 00:00:29,659 I MEAN, IT IS THE GREATEST HOLIDAY. 13 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:33,703 I MEAN, IT'S A RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY CENTERED AROUND BARS. 14 00:00:33,704 --> 00:00:38,138 WHAT WAS JESUS THINKIN'? COME ON! 15 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:40,140 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, RYAN? 16 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:42,142 YOU'RE NOT JUST GETTIN' HAMMERED WITH A BUNCH OF IDIOTS. 17 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:45,145 YOU'RE GETTIN' HAMMERED WITH THE GREEN MAN. (laughs) 18 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:47,647 YES. THE KING OF ALL ST. PATRICK'S DAY REVELRY 19 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:51,050 AND HOOLIGAN EMERITUS. YES. 20 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:54,184 WELL, I MUST ADMIT, YOUR RENOWNED SHENANIGANS 21 00:00:54,185 --> 00:00:57,127 ARE ONE OF THE REASONS I MARRIED DANA. WELL, SHE WASN'T PREGNANT. 22 00:00:57,128 --> 00:00:59,129 SO WE WERE WONDERIN' WHY YOU MARRIED HER. 23 00:00:59,130 --> 00:01:01,131 (laughs) 24 00:01:01,132 --> 00:01:04,234 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. SO WHAT'S THE GREEN MAN GOT PLANNED? 25 00:01:04,235 --> 00:01:06,496 (Irish brogue) PLANNED, YA SAY? 26 00:01:06,497 --> 00:01:08,498 YE DON'T MAKE PLANS ON ST. PATTY'S DAY. 27 00:01:08,499 --> 00:01:11,501 (normal voice) NO, SOMEWHERE AROUND MIDNIGHT 28 00:01:11,502 --> 00:01:13,643 OR AFTER THE FIFTH PITCHER OF BEER, 29 00:01:13,644 --> 00:01:17,107 THE GREEN MAN INFUSES ME, AND I GO OUT 30 00:01:17,108 --> 00:01:19,809 AND I DELIGHT THE PEOPLE OF CHICAGO. 31 00:01:19,810 --> 00:01:21,811 THEN I HIDE IN THE BUSHES 32 00:01:21,812 --> 00:01:24,083 TILL THE COPS ARE GONE AND IT'S SAFE TO GO HOME. 33 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:24,815 (all laugh) 34 00:01:24,816 --> 00:01:26,816 YOU WANT SOME MORE TEA, REVEREND SHELTON? 35 00:01:26,817 --> 00:01:28,458 OH, THANK YOU, NO, DANA. 36 00:01:28,459 --> 00:01:31,121 SO, CHERYL, WITH RUTH MIDFORD'S PASSING, 37 00:01:31,122 --> 00:01:35,365 THERE'S NOW AN OPENING ON OUR CHURCH ADVISORY COMMITTEE. 38 00:01:35,366 --> 00:01:39,169 WELL, ISN'T THAT EXCITING?! 39 00:01:39,170 --> 00:01:41,100 I MEAN... 40 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,102 EXCEPT FOR THE PART ABOUT RUTH DYING. 41 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,874 SHE WAS SO SWEET. 42 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:46,436 YEAH, SHE WAS SWEET, ALL RIGHT. 43 00:01:46,437 --> 00:01:48,778 YOU KNOW, I ONCE WORE JEANS TO A YOUTH SERVICE, 44 00:01:48,779 --> 00:01:50,340 AND SHE CALLED ME A SLUT. 45 00:01:50,341 --> 00:01:53,383 WELL, I WON'T ASK YOU TO SPEAK AT HER MEMORIAL. 46 00:01:53,384 --> 00:01:55,645 YOU KNOW, REVEREND, I-I WOULD LOVE 47 00:01:55,646 --> 00:01:57,647 TO BE CONSIDERED FOR A SPOT ON THAT COMMITTEE. 48 00:01:57,648 --> 00:01:59,649 I HAVE SUCH EXCITING IDEAS. 49 00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:03,122 YOU KNOW, I REALLY, REALLY CARE ABOUT THIS COMMUNITY. 50 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:04,894 YEAH, YOU ALSO GET A RESERVED PARKING SPOT AT THE CHURCH. 51 00:02:04,895 --> 00:02:08,258 I DO? WELL, I DID NOT KNOW THAT. 52 00:02:08,259 --> 00:02:11,831 SURE, YOU DID. YOU SAID YOU REALLY W... OW. 53 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:14,664 NOW, CHERYL, I'VE ALREADY PLACED YOUR NAME INTO NOMINATION... 54 00:02:14,665 --> 00:02:15,835 OH! 55 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:18,568 AND, FRANKLY, BARRING ANY LAST MINUTE CONTROVERSY, 56 00:02:18,569 --> 00:02:21,571 I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY YOU SHOULDN'T BE APPROVED. 57 00:02:21,572 --> 00:02:23,843 WELL, THAT'S ONE GOOD THING 58 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,845 ABOUT BEING A BORING SUBURBAN HOUSEWIFE... 59 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:29,279 I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CONTROVERSY. (laughs) 60 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,522 (humming Irish jig) 61 00:02:32,523 --> 00:02:33,783 (gasps) 62 00:02:33,784 --> 00:02:34,784 (both grunt) 63 00:02:34,785 --> 00:02:36,786 YOU KNOW, I-I THINK IT'S FASTER 64 00:02:36,787 --> 00:02:38,458 TO GO OUT BACK AND THROUGH THE ALLEY. 65 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,290 TRUST ME ON THIS. I-IT'S BETTER. 66 00:02:40,291 --> 00:02:43,294 ♪♪♪ 67 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,201 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LOOK, 68 00:02:51,202 --> 00:02:53,643 WE'RE GONNA BE DRINKIN' FOR 12 HOURS STRAIGHT. 69 00:02:53,644 --> 00:02:57,777 SO IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO LINE OUR STOMACHS WITH BREAD. 70 00:02:57,778 --> 00:03:00,210 IT ABSORBS THE ALCOHOL, AND GOD FORBID, 71 00:03:00,211 --> 00:03:02,482 IF IT COMES UP LATER ON... 72 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:05,715 IT COMES OUT SOFT AND EASY TO CLEAN UP. 73 00:03:05,716 --> 00:03:07,417 YOU KNOW, I HEAR A LOT OF GUYS 74 00:03:07,418 --> 00:03:09,889 ARE CELEBRATING ST. PATRICK'S DAY THIS YEAR 75 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:12,191 WITH A QUIET DINNER AT HOME. 76 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:13,963 YEAH, THE NURSING HOME. 77 00:03:13,964 --> 00:03:17,327 YOU KNOW, RYAN, 78 00:03:17,328 --> 00:03:18,468 I-I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE THIS WHOLE IDEA 79 00:03:18,469 --> 00:03:20,670 OF YOU GETTING REALLY DRUNK TONIGHT. 80 00:03:20,671 --> 00:03:22,972 PLEASE. 81 00:03:22,973 --> 00:03:25,775 I DON'T THINK I NEED YOUR PERMISSION, WOMAN. 82 00:03:25,776 --> 00:03:26,806 (laughs) 83 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:27,977 (sighs) 84 00:03:27,978 --> 00:03:30,680 I DO WHAT I WANT. 85 00:03:30,681 --> 00:03:31,942 OH, GOD, PLEASE, PLEASE. 86 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,915 JIM, CAN... CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 87 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:38,718 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 88 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,521 RYAN, START EATIN' BREAD. YOU WATCH HIM. 89 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,353 KEEP AN EYE ON HIM. I DON'T WANT ANY ROOKIE MISTAKES. 90 00:03:43,354 --> 00:03:45,355 (humming) 91 00:03:45,356 --> 00:03:47,357 YOU'D BETTER WATCH IT, KID, 92 00:03:47,358 --> 00:03:50,700 'CAUSE I GOT TWO WEEKS LEFT TILL RETIREMENT. 93 00:03:50,701 --> 00:03:51,901 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 94 00:03:51,902 --> 00:03:55,565 I SAW IT IN A MOVIE. I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY IT. 95 00:03:55,566 --> 00:03:57,567 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 96 00:03:57,568 --> 00:04:01,812 MINE IS KHAN! 97 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:07,977 BUT IT'S REALLY HARD TO WORK INTO A CONVERSATION. 98 00:04:07,978 --> 00:04:09,979 HOW ABOUT THIS, HUH? WOW. 99 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:11,421 HUH? MICHAEL FLATLEY, EAT THIS! 100 00:04:11,422 --> 00:04:13,423 YEAH, WOW, HONEY. 101 00:04:13,424 --> 00:04:15,425 (Irish brogue) VERY FESTIVE, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 102 00:04:15,426 --> 00:04:17,427 I KNOW. I CAN SEE HOW EXCITED YOU ARE 103 00:04:17,428 --> 00:04:21,331 ABOUT ST. PATRICK'S DAY. (normal voice) I AM SO EXCITED, HONEY! I'M SO THRILLED! 104 00:04:21,332 --> 00:04:22,962 AND I THINK THAT IS JUST GREAT. 105 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:25,264 THANK YOU, BABY, FOR YOUR SUPPORT. 106 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,266 BUT I WAS WONDERING IF... IF MAYBE IT WOULDN'T BE A GOOD IDEA 107 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:28,468 TO PULL IT BACK A LITTLE BIT THIS YEAR? 108 00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:30,470 PULL IT BACK? UH-HUH. 109 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,442 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? COME ON, THIS IS MY HOLIDAY. 110 00:04:32,443 --> 00:04:34,444 THE KIDS GET CHRISTMAS, THE GAY GUYS GET HALLOWEEN, 111 00:04:34,445 --> 00:04:37,046 THIS ONE'S MINE, BABY. 112 00:04:37,047 --> 00:04:38,978 OKAY, WHAT DO I GET? 113 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:40,680 WHAT DO YOU... (chuckles) 114 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:43,282 HOW ABOUT "MY HUSBAND BOUGHT ME A HOUSE" DAY? 115 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:47,457 OH, WAIT. I THINK THAT'S MORE OF A YEAR-ROUND CELEBRATION, 116 00:04:47,458 --> 00:04:48,888 ISN'T IT? OH, RIGHT. YES, IT IS, HONEY. 117 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,660 HEY, HEY, HONEY, 118 00:04:50,661 --> 00:04:52,862 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST FOUND OUT? HMM? 119 00:04:52,863 --> 00:04:55,895 I FOUND I'M UP FOR SPOT ON THE CHURCH ADVISORY COMMITTEE. 120 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,868 GREAT! WHAT'S IT PAY? 121 00:04:59,330 --> 00:05:01,931 WELL, UH, NOTHING. IT'S VOLUNTEER. 122 00:05:01,932 --> 00:05:03,903 OH, WELL, THAT'S GOOD, TOO. 123 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,336 YEAH, YEAH, HONEY, IT'S GREAT, 124 00:05:06,337 --> 00:05:09,339 AND... AND... AND YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY HELP ME OUT? HMM? 125 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:11,541 IF... IF YOU AND... AND... AND THE GREEN MAN 126 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:13,543 COULD STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. 127 00:05:13,544 --> 00:05:15,515 (sighs) 128 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:17,788 DEFINE "TROUBLE." 129 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:33,833 THAT'S NOT TROUBLE. THAT'S HIJINKS. 130 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,435 THAT'S EMBARRASSING. 131 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,907 CHERYL, NOW, COME ON. YOU KNOW I CAN'T EMBARRASS YOU. 132 00:05:37,908 --> 00:05:39,869 OH, I KNOW, I KNOW, HONEY, I KNOW THIS SPEECH. MM-HMM. 133 00:05:39,870 --> 00:05:41,741 YOU CAN'T EMBARRASS ME. ONLY I CAN EMBARRASS ME. MM-HMM. 134 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,443 I CARE WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK. 135 00:05:43,444 --> 00:05:46,045 HOW DARE I TRY TO STOP YOU FROM BEING WHO YOU ARE? 136 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:48,347 MM-HMM, AND ALSO, YOU KNOW WHO I WAS WHEN YOU MARRIED ME. 137 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,521 I KNOW, I WAS GETTING TO THAT. I HAD TO STOP TO TAKE A BREATH. 138 00:05:51,522 --> 00:05:54,384 LOOK, HONEY... HMM? 139 00:05:54,385 --> 00:05:55,385 I MEAN... 140 00:05:55,386 --> 00:05:57,687 CAN'T THE GREEN MAN TAKE ONE YEAR OFF? 141 00:05:57,688 --> 00:06:00,830 OH, CHERYL. (Irish brogue) I AM THE GREEN MAN. 142 00:06:00,831 --> 00:06:05,765 I AM CHICAGO'S DELIGHTFUL FAVORITE LITTLE MASCOT. 143 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:08,137 (normal voice) COME ON, I-I'M LIKE ROBIN HOOD. 144 00:06:08,138 --> 00:06:10,139 INSTEAD OF HELPING THE POOR, 145 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:13,903 I MOW DIRTY WORDS IN HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL FIELDS. 146 00:06:13,904 --> 00:06:16,406 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LUCKY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ARRESTED. 147 00:06:16,407 --> 00:06:18,408 (Irish brogue) LUCKY... 148 00:06:18,409 --> 00:06:20,950 OR MAGICAL? 149 00:06:20,951 --> 00:06:23,153 OH! (humming Irish jig) 150 00:06:27,858 --> 00:06:30,920 WAIT A MINUTE. Y-YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, AREN'T YA? 151 00:06:30,921 --> 00:06:31,991 YES. 152 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,524 YOU REALLY DON'T WANT ME 153 00:06:34,525 --> 00:06:36,526 TO HAVE FUN ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY? 154 00:06:36,527 --> 00:06:37,727 OH. (sighs) 155 00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:39,929 THE DAY THAT WE REMEMBER ST. PATRICK FOR... 156 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:42,872 WHATEVER IT IS HE DID? 157 00:06:42,873 --> 00:06:46,105 JIM, THIS COMMITTEE IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME. 158 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:49,078 HONEY, THE GREEN MAN IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. 159 00:06:49,079 --> 00:06:51,080 IT'S... IT'S... IT'S WHO I AM. 160 00:06:51,081 --> 00:06:53,613 I KNOW, AND WHO YOU ARE IS A PROBLEM 161 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,615 FOR THE PEOPLE ON THE COMMITTEE. 162 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:58,448 I DON'T GIVE A HOITY-TOITY WHAT THOSE PEOPLE 163 00:06:58,449 --> 00:07:00,590 ON THE COMMITTEE THINK OF ME. I DON'T CARE. 164 00:07:00,591 --> 00:07:01,951 JIM, I DO. 165 00:07:01,952 --> 00:07:03,993 WELL, SO WHAT? 166 00:07:03,994 --> 00:07:06,726 SO I'M ASKING YOU TO DO THIS... 167 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:09,028 NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT! 168 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,430 FOR ME. 169 00:07:14,104 --> 00:07:15,836 FOR YOU. 170 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:21,842 FOR YOU. 171 00:07:23,674 --> 00:07:26,046 FOR YOU! 172 00:07:28,919 --> 00:07:31,951 FOR YOU. 173 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,054 FOR YOU! 174 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,887 FOR YOU! 175 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:43,894 FOR YOU. (laughs) 176 00:07:45,235 --> 00:07:48,969 (sighs) FOR YOU. 177 00:07:58,779 --> 00:08:00,910 OH, LOOK, ANOTHER DIET SODA FOR NANCY O'FUNKILL. 178 00:08:00,911 --> 00:08:03,553 THANK YOU. (sighs) 179 00:08:03,554 --> 00:08:05,915 YOU MAY BE BORING, JIM, BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE TRIM. 180 00:08:05,916 --> 00:08:06,916 THANKS. 181 00:08:06,917 --> 00:08:08,918 SERIOUSLY, JIM, NO GREEN MAN? 182 00:08:08,919 --> 00:08:10,820 THAT'S LIKE HALLOWEEN WITHOUT GAY GUYS. 183 00:08:10,821 --> 00:08:12,822 COME ON, I DON'T LIKE IT ANY BETTER THAN YOU DO, 184 00:08:12,823 --> 00:08:14,824 BUT I MADE A PROMISE TO CHERYL, AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE 185 00:08:14,825 --> 00:08:17,727 I GOTTA HONOR ONE JUST TO KEEP HER GUESSIN'. 186 00:08:17,728 --> 00:08:19,729 YEAH, JIM, BUT THIS SUCKS. 187 00:08:19,730 --> 00:08:21,731 I MEAN, WE LOOK FORWARD TO THIS EVERY YEAR. 188 00:08:21,732 --> 00:08:23,733 TONY EVEN SOLD HIS COUCH FOR BAIL MONEY. 189 00:08:23,734 --> 00:08:26,936 NOT MY COUCH. A COUCH. 190 00:08:26,937 --> 00:08:29,939 COME ON. I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE FUN TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, 191 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:32,942 AND YOU GUYS CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANNA DO. 192 00:08:32,943 --> 00:08:33,943 WHOO! 193 00:08:33,944 --> 00:08:38,047 I JUST PEED GREEN! (laughs) 194 00:08:38,048 --> 00:08:40,049 TODAY MY LIFE BEGINS. WHY, THANK YOU. 195 00:08:40,050 --> 00:08:41,922 I DON'T MIND IF I DO. 196 00:08:43,894 --> 00:08:46,656 SEE THAT? RYAN'S HAVIN' A GREAT TIME. 197 00:08:46,657 --> 00:08:48,698 YEAH, BUT HE'S A ROOKIE. 198 00:08:48,699 --> 00:08:50,900 HE'S NEVER EXPERIENCED THE GREEN MAN. 199 00:08:50,901 --> 00:08:53,863 AND ONCE YOU'VE GONE GREEN, THERE'S NO IN BETWEEN. 200 00:08:53,864 --> 00:08:54,934 OH, PLEASE. 201 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,936 COME ON, JIM, BE THE GREEN MAN. NO. 202 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,938 COME ON. FOR US. 203 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:01,671 FOR YOU? 204 00:09:01,672 --> 00:09:04,814 FOR YOU? 205 00:09:04,815 --> 00:09:07,316 FOR YOU. 206 00:09:07,317 --> 00:09:09,919 FOR YOU. FOR YOU?! 207 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:11,150 YES, FOR LOU! 208 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,822 FOR LOU! 209 00:09:12,823 --> 00:09:15,055 LET'S HEAR IT FOR LOU! WE'LL MISS YOU, LOU! 210 00:09:19,990 --> 00:09:23,332 (groans) 211 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:25,695 (unzips pants) 212 00:09:25,696 --> 00:09:27,567 (sighs) 213 00:09:31,101 --> 00:09:33,774 (Irish brogue) HELLO, THERE, JIMMY BOY! 214 00:09:35,946 --> 00:09:40,149 OUT FOR A NIGHT OF MISCHIEF AND DISRULE, ARE YA? 215 00:09:40,150 --> 00:09:43,653 I DIDN'T REALLY FOLLOW THAT. 216 00:09:43,654 --> 00:09:46,956 ARE YA GOIN' OUT TO GET YOURSELF IN TROUBLE NOW? 217 00:09:46,957 --> 00:09:50,660 OH, TROUBLE. NO, NO, I CAN'T. 218 00:09:50,661 --> 00:09:52,762 I PROMISED MY WIFE THAT I WOULDN'T. 219 00:09:52,763 --> 00:09:55,995 OOH, MAKIN' PROMISES TO THE WIFE NOW, ARE YA? 220 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:58,698 WELL, SHE REALLY WANTS TO GET ON THIS CHURCH COMMITTEE 221 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,830 REALLY BAD, YOU KNOW? 222 00:10:00,831 --> 00:10:04,834 WITHOUT SINNERS, THERE'D BE NO SAINTS. 223 00:10:04,835 --> 00:10:08,107 HEY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. DID ST. PAT SAY THAT? 224 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,040 NO, IT'S ON YOUR BUTTON RIGHT THERE. 225 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,884 THIS IS YOUR CHURCH, 226 00:10:14,885 --> 00:10:18,317 AND THOSE DRUNKEN IDIOTS OUT THERE ARE YOUR PEOPLE. 227 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,990 LEAD THEM! 228 00:10:20,991 --> 00:10:22,722 I DON'T KNOW. (sighs) 229 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,954 COME ON, JIM BOYLE... 230 00:10:24,955 --> 00:10:27,858 DO IT FOR YOU. 231 00:10:31,061 --> 00:10:32,832 FOR ME? 232 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,233 FOR YOU. 233 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:37,236 FOR ME. 234 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,138 FOR YOU! 235 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,771 FOR ME? 236 00:10:41,772 --> 00:10:44,043 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY "FOR YOU"?! 237 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,316 FOR ME! 238 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:53,823 FOR ME! 239 00:10:53,824 --> 00:10:58,057 FOR ME! 240 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:01,731 GENTLEMEN, THE GREEN MAN LIVES! 241 00:11:01,732 --> 00:11:02,732 (cheering) 242 00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:04,333 WHOO! (laughter) 243 00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:07,196 (humming Irish jig) 244 00:11:07,197 --> 00:11:11,300 OH, MAN. JIM'S GONNA BE SO MAD THAT HE MISSED THIS. 245 00:11:11,301 --> 00:11:13,302 (all chanting) GREEN MAN! GREEN MAN! 246 00:11:13,303 --> 00:11:18,147 GREEN MAN! GREEN MAN! GREEN MAN! GREEN MAN! GREEN MAN! GREEN MAN! 247 00:11:18,148 --> 00:11:22,111 MOMMY, WE DON'T UNDERSTAND ST. PATRICK'S DAY. 248 00:11:22,112 --> 00:11:24,855 WE DON'T GET PRESENTS... AND THERE'S NO CANDY. 249 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:29,159 WELL, YOU GET TO PINCH PEOPLE WHO DON'T WEAR GREEN. 250 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,364 STUPID HOLIDAY! 251 00:11:35,365 --> 00:11:37,727 GET HIM! 252 00:11:37,728 --> 00:11:40,830 SO YOU REALLY TRUST JIM TO STAY OUT OF TROUBLE TONIGHT? 253 00:11:40,831 --> 00:11:42,832 OH, OF COURSE, I DO. 254 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:44,834 I TOLD HIM HOW MUCH THIS COMMITTEE MEANS TO ME, 255 00:11:44,835 --> 00:11:46,977 AND I ASKED HIM NICELY. 256 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,039 I'D BETTER CALL HIM. 257 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,311 YEAH. 258 00:12:03,053 --> 00:12:04,924 NOBODY'S ANSWERING. 259 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,926 ACTUALLY, THAT MIGHT BE GOOD. 260 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,998 REMEMBER WHEN YOU CALLED, AND THE BORDER PATROL ANSWERED? 261 00:12:08,999 --> 00:12:13,362 YEAH, THE YEAR THE GREEN MAN INVADED CANADA. 262 00:12:13,363 --> 00:12:16,105 YEAH. THEY WERE SO POLITE ABOUT IT. 263 00:12:16,106 --> 00:12:17,506 (sighs) 264 00:12:17,507 --> 00:12:19,508 OH, YOU KNOW, I-I'M BEING SILLY. 265 00:12:19,509 --> 00:12:22,371 I'M SURE EVERYTHING'S FINE. I MEAN, RYAN'S WITH HIM. 266 00:12:22,372 --> 00:12:24,343 YEAH, AND HE'S VERY RESPONSIBLE. RIGHT. 267 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,815 (cell phone rings) 268 00:12:25,816 --> 00:12:28,447 AH, HIS EARS MUST HAVE BEEN BURNING. THAT'S RYAN. 269 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,820 HE IS SO SWEET AND COMPLETELY WHIPPED. 270 00:12:30,821 --> 00:12:32,081 (both laugh) 271 00:12:32,082 --> 00:12:33,023 HI, SWEETIE. OH. 272 00:12:33,024 --> 00:12:37,286 KHAN! 273 00:12:37,287 --> 00:12:38,858 WHOO! 274 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:42,291 (all yelling) WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 275 00:12:42,292 --> 00:12:45,234 Whoo! 276 00:12:45,235 --> 00:12:46,867 CRAP ON A CRACKER. 277 00:12:48,138 --> 00:12:50,039 YOUR HUSBAND BROKE MY HUSBAND! 278 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,142 OH! 279 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,180 AND NOW FOR THE MAIN EVENT! THE GREEN MAN... 280 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:04,513 (all chanting) GREEN MAN! GREEN MAN! GREEN MAN! 281 00:13:04,514 --> 00:13:10,789 VERSES THE LEPRE... KHANS! 282 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,261 (all chanting) GREEN MAN! GREEN MAN! 283 00:13:12,262 --> 00:13:14,824 ALL RIGHT, BOYS, THE GAYS GET HALLOWEEN, 284 00:13:14,825 --> 00:13:17,796 WE'VE GOT TONIGHT. 285 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,298 (Irish brogue) COME ON, YA LITTLE PEOPLE! 286 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,299 AAH! 287 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:23,072 OOH! OHH! 288 00:13:23,073 --> 00:13:24,433 OW! 289 00:13:24,434 --> 00:13:26,306 (all grunting) 290 00:13:28,438 --> 00:13:31,210 I'LL JUST BE ONE MINUTE. I PRO... 291 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,212 HI. HI. 292 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,044 I JUST NEED TO GO IN AND TALK TO MY HUSBAND FOR ONE SECOND. 293 00:13:35,045 --> 00:13:36,946 I PROMISE I'LL BE RIGHT OUT. 294 00:13:36,947 --> 00:13:38,948 SORRY, LADY. WE'RE AT CAPACITY NOW. 295 00:13:38,949 --> 00:13:40,890 YELL AT HIM WHEN HE GETS HOME. 296 00:13:40,891 --> 00:13:44,123 OH, OH, OKAY. COULD I JUST RUN IN AND USE THE BATHROOM? 297 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,125 'CAUSE I'VE HAD, LIKE, EIGHT CUPS OF GREEN TEA. 298 00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:50,099 SO I'M KIND OF AT CAPACITY, TOO. (laughs) 299 00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,830 LOOK, IT'S ST. PATTY'S. 300 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:54,103 GO OUTSIDE LIKE THE REST OF CHICAGO. 301 00:13:54,104 --> 00:13:56,105 OH, UH, YOU KNOW, 302 00:13:56,106 --> 00:14:01,310 I'M NOT REALLY A PEE IN THE ALLEY KIND OF GIRL, SO... 303 00:14:01,311 --> 00:14:03,512 I UNDERSTAND. YOU WANT YOUR PRIVACY. 304 00:14:03,513 --> 00:14:05,014 RIGHT. 305 00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:07,276 WELL, DON'T WORRY. THERE'S A DUMPSTER. 306 00:14:07,277 --> 00:14:12,021 A DUMPSTER? I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M A MOTHER OF THREE. 307 00:14:12,022 --> 00:14:13,883 OH, DAMN IT. 308 00:14:13,884 --> 00:14:15,926 NOW YOU UPSET ME, AND I PEED A LITTLE. 309 00:14:20,891 --> 00:14:22,131 WHO'S GOT A CAMERA? 310 00:14:22,132 --> 00:14:24,433 I WANT A PICTURE OF MY ASS RIGHT NEXT TO HIS FACE. 311 00:14:24,434 --> 00:14:26,265 (grunts) (cheers) 312 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,466 OH! 313 00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,867 OH! 314 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,269 COME ON! COME ON! 315 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,101 (Irish brogue) ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE ONE. 316 00:14:32,102 --> 00:14:34,273 COME ON. GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT. 317 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,374 WISH GRANTED. 318 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,146 OOH! (all groan) 319 00:14:37,147 --> 00:14:41,480 (grunting) 320 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,113 COME ON, GUYS. JIM NEEDS OUR HELP. 321 00:14:44,114 --> 00:14:46,185 WHAT? FIGHT. 322 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,586 AW, DAMN IT, ANDY! 323 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,660 (all grunting) 324 00:14:54,164 --> 00:14:55,995 (Irish brogue) THE GREEN MAN! 325 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:59,169 AAH! 326 00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:05,034 MA'AM? 327 00:15:05,035 --> 00:15:07,006 (Cheryl) OH, OFFICER, THANK GOD. 328 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:09,378 HEY, DO YOU HAVE A WET NAP? 329 00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:11,380 YEAH. ABOUT THAT... 330 00:15:11,381 --> 00:15:13,382 COULD YOU COME OUT HERE WITH YOUR HANDS 331 00:15:13,383 --> 00:15:16,445 AND YOUR PANTS UP? 332 00:15:16,446 --> 00:15:18,087 ARE YOU ARRESTING ME? 333 00:15:18,088 --> 00:15:20,089 YES, I AM. 334 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:21,691 THEN I'M FINISHING. 335 00:15:26,456 --> 00:15:29,058 HEY, YOU KNOW... 336 00:15:29,059 --> 00:15:30,699 CAN YOU CUT ME A BREAK? I MEAN, I'M A MOTHER. 337 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,701 OH, YOU ARE? YEAH. 338 00:15:32,702 --> 00:15:33,702 ME, TOO. 339 00:15:33,703 --> 00:15:35,564 OH! 2 GIRLS, 5 AND 7. 340 00:15:35,565 --> 00:15:37,066 OH. YEAH. 341 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:38,338 THEY PEE INSIDE. 342 00:15:51,721 --> 00:15:53,022 AHA! 343 00:15:53,023 --> 00:15:54,523 (all yelling) 344 00:15:54,524 --> 00:15:57,086 SCEPTER! 345 00:15:57,087 --> 00:15:58,487 (laughs) 346 00:15:58,488 --> 00:16:02,191 YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! 347 00:16:02,192 --> 00:16:04,464 AAH! 348 00:16:08,298 --> 00:16:11,340 LET'S ROB A BANK! 349 00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:13,272 YES! YES! (all cheering) 350 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:15,274 ROB A BANK! 351 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,276 WHOO-HOO! YEAH! 352 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,549 WHOO! WHOO! 353 00:16:21,651 --> 00:16:24,583 HEY, I'M NOT COOL WITH ROBBIN' A BANK. 354 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,486 YOU KNOW WHAT? THERE ARE TWO HOT DOG STANDS AND A ZOO 355 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,390 BETWEEN US AND THE BANK. HE'LL NEVER MAKE IT. 356 00:16:36,126 --> 00:16:39,168 OH, CHERYL, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THAT RESERVED PARKING SPOT. 357 00:16:39,169 --> 00:16:44,073 THAT TREK ACROSS THE PARKING LOT IS HELL. 358 00:16:44,074 --> 00:16:48,006 "GREEN MAN TOPPLES STATUE OF FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT. 359 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,041 DECLARES CITY FREE." 360 00:16:58,048 --> 00:17:00,090 JIM! 361 00:17:03,193 --> 00:17:04,693 HOW COULD YOU? 362 00:17:04,694 --> 00:17:07,456 OH, CHERYL, IT COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT WORSE. 363 00:17:07,457 --> 00:17:10,129 I MEAN, WE'RE LUCKY WE DIDN'T FIND A BANK TO ROB. 364 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,331 OH. 365 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:15,033 WE ENDED UP FEEDING HOT DOGS TO A GIRAFFE. 366 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,168 HE DIDN'T LIKE IT AT FIRST, BUT HE CAME AROUND. 367 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,342 CHERYL, COME ON. LIGHTEN UP. 368 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:26,075 COME ON, I SEE YOU'RE UPSET. CHERYL? 369 00:17:26,076 --> 00:17:28,148 (scoffs) COME ON, CHERYL. 370 00:17:29,579 --> 00:17:31,820 CAN'T YOU LET THIS GO? 371 00:17:31,821 --> 00:17:33,782 (scoffs) 372 00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:35,324 (sighs) 373 00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:38,188 FOR ME? 374 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,131 FOR YOU? 375 00:17:42,132 --> 00:17:45,564 FOR ME. 376 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,366 FOR YOU. 377 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,838 FOR ME. 378 00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:51,240 FOR YOU?! NO, HEY! 379 00:17:51,241 --> 00:17:53,242 FOR YOU?! FOR YOU?! FOR YOU?! FOR YOU?! HEY! HEY! HEY! 380 00:17:53,243 --> 00:17:55,073 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! COME ON, WILL YA? 381 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,347 THANK YOU FOR WAITING. WE'RE READY... 382 00:17:58,348 --> 00:18:00,510 FOR YOU. 383 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,416 GOOD MORNING, CHERYL, JIM. 384 00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:08,817 GOOD MORNING, REVEREND. 385 00:18:08,818 --> 00:18:10,419 I'M AFRAID IT ISN'T, CHERYL. 386 00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:13,292 WELL, YOU JUST SAID IT WAS... I KNOW WHAT I SAID. 387 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:17,095 SHALL I READ BACK WHAT YOU SAID FROM THE RECORD? 388 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,398 NO. 389 00:18:22,832 --> 00:18:26,505 WORD HAS GOTTEN OUT ABOUT LAST NIGHT, 390 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,777 AND FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, 391 00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:30,779 WE HAVE TO REMOVE YOUR NAME FROM CONSIDERATION. 392 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:35,113 COME ON, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CHURCH IS THIS? (Cheryl) JIM... 393 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,745 I MEAN, WAIT A MINUTE. NO, HONEY. I MEAN, 394 00:18:36,746 --> 00:18:38,247 YOU'RE GONNA REJECT MY LOVELY WIFE 395 00:18:38,248 --> 00:18:39,788 BECAUSE OF SOMETHING I DID? 396 00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:42,351 I MEAN, WHAT IF THAT HAPPENED TO ABE LINCOLN? 397 00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:45,794 I MEAN, HIS WIFE WAS NUTS... 398 00:18:45,795 --> 00:18:48,627 AND YOU PROBABLY ALL REMEMBER THAT, HAVING VOTED FOR HIM. 399 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,599 YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER, SIR. 400 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:53,532 I'M OUT OF ORDER? NO, YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER! 401 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,905 THIS WHOLE COURTROOM IS OUT OF ORDER! 402 00:18:56,906 --> 00:19:01,270 THANKS. I ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT. 403 00:19:01,271 --> 00:19:04,673 JIM, IT ISN'T BECAUSE OF YOU THAT CHERYL'S OFF THE COMMITTEE. 404 00:19:04,674 --> 00:19:09,379 WE'VE RECEIVED WORD THAT LAST NIGHT, CHERYL WAS ARRESTED. 405 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,922 WHAT? 406 00:19:13,923 --> 00:19:17,856 YEAH, UM, IRONIC STORY. 407 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,889 UM, LAST NIGHT, I WENT OUT 408 00:19:20,890 --> 00:19:23,292 TO TRY TO KEEP YOU FROM GETTING INTO TROUBLE, 409 00:19:23,293 --> 00:19:28,868 AND I... KINDA GOT ARRESTED FOR PUBLIC URINATION. 410 00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:34,644 (sighs) WAY TO GO, BABY! 411 00:19:36,446 --> 00:19:40,549 THE GREEN MAN TAKES A BRIDE. (laughs) 412 00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:42,551 HONEY, THAT IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST THINGS 413 00:19:42,552 --> 00:19:44,454 I THINK YOU'VE EVER DONE. 414 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,857 HOT OR NOT, THIS COMMITTEE HAS NO PLACE ON IT 415 00:19:48,858 --> 00:19:51,720 FOR A PERSON WHO WILL DO THINGS OF THAT KIND. 416 00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:53,962 WE HAVE A STANDARD OF CONDUCT 417 00:19:53,963 --> 00:19:56,495 THAT YOUR WIFE HAS NOT LIVED UP TO. 418 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,827 HEY, WAIT A SECOND. YOU'RE KIDDING ME HERE, RIGHT? 419 00:19:58,828 --> 00:19:59,928 I MEAN, SHE MADE ONE MISTAKE. 420 00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:02,701 YOU'RE GONNA REJECT THE BEST WOMAN IN THE ENTIRE CHURCH 421 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,703 FOR ONE MISTAKE? 422 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,236 YES, WE ARE. 423 00:20:07,237 --> 00:20:10,839 WOW, THAT IS COLD, DUDE. 424 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,741 (Cheryl) OH, JIM, HONEY, 425 00:20:12,742 --> 00:20:15,544 YOU KNOW WHAT? HE'S... HE'S RIGHT. 426 00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:18,887 I DID MAKE ONE MISTAKE, BUT THAT MISTAKE 427 00:20:18,888 --> 00:20:21,990 WASN'T SQUATTIN' BEHIND THAT FILTHY DUMPSTER. 428 00:20:21,991 --> 00:20:24,993 IT WAS PUTTING A SPOT ON SOME STUPID COMMITTEE 429 00:20:24,994 --> 00:20:27,426 OVER MY HUSBAND. 430 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:30,599 CHERYL, FIRST THE POLICE RECORD, NOW YOU'RE SASSIN' THE REVEREND? 431 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,931 WE GOTTA STOP AT A MOTEL ON THE WAY HOME. 432 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,834 OH. HONEY, OKAY, OKAY. JUST ONE SEC. ONE SEC. 433 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,767 ONE... HI. LOOK, NONE OF US ARE PERFECT PEOPLE, 434 00:20:38,768 --> 00:20:40,869 OR WE WOULDN'T COME TO CHURCH. 435 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:43,842 THAT'S RIGHT. NOW YOU CAN EITHER REJECT US FOR WHO WE ARE, 436 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:47,746 OR YOU CAN DO THE RIGHT THING AND ACCEPT US... 437 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:52,821 THE PEE LADY AND THE GREEN MAN, FLAWS AND ALL. 438 00:20:52,822 --> 00:20:54,554 AMEN! 439 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:00,989 YOU KNOW, CHERYL, 440 00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:03,562 I'VE BEEN KICKED OUT OF A LOT OF THINGS, 441 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,835 BUT NEVER A CHURCH. 442 00:21:06,836 --> 00:21:10,869 OH, HONEY, I'M SORRY. 443 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,742 I SHOULD NEVER HAVE ASKED YOU TO CHANGE WHO YOU ARE. 444 00:21:13,743 --> 00:21:15,404 ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY, 445 00:21:15,405 --> 00:21:17,506 YOU ARE THE GREEN MAN. 446 00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:19,508 HONEY, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP OVER IT. 447 00:21:19,509 --> 00:21:21,580 OH, WELL. NO, REALLY, I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU 448 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,582 TO CRAM IT WHEN YOU ASKED ME. 449 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:28,518 OH, THAT IS SO SWEET. 29630

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