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SO HOW WAS KARATE CLASS?
YOU BREAK ANY BOARDS?
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NO. WE TRADED STICKERS.
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THEN WE TALKED ABOUT BOYS
AND HAD LEMONADE.
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WAIT A SECOND,
WAIT A SECOND.
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YOU'RE TELLING ME
KARATE CLASS IS LIKE SCHOOL,
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BUT I'M PAYIN' 60 BUCKS
AN HOUR FOR IT?
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YEAH.
YEAH.
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HEY, JIM, JIM,
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I GOTTA LOCK UP
AND TEACH A CLASS DOWNTOWN.
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COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR
AND WATCH JUSTIN?
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HIS DAD'LL BE HERE
ANY MINUTE.
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OH, UH, YEAH,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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FAVORS AREN'T REALLY
MY THING.
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I'LL GIVE YOUR KIDS
TWO FREE CLASSES. OKAY.
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OH, THANKS, JIM.
YOU'RE GREAT.
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HI, JUSTIN!
HI, JUSTIN!
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EASY.
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ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T WE GIVE
YOUR DAD A CALL RIGHT NOW?
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WHAT'S HIS NUMBER?
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SPEED DIAL TWO.
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OH, I DON'T THINK SO.
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"SPEED DIAL TWO" IS PIZZA...
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE CAN CALL 'EM AND SEE
IF THEY'LL PICK YOU UP.
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♪♪♪
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WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?
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AH, DON'T WORRY, BUDDY.
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YOUR DAD'S JUST AN HOUR LATE,
JUST AN HOUR.
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A WHOLE HOUR.
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HE'S NOT COMING.
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HEY, DON'T THINK LIKE THAT.
HE FORGOT ME.
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DON'T THINK LIKE THAT.
THINK POSITIVE.
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MAYBE HE GOT IN AN ACCIDENT.
DADDY!
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WELL...
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LOOK, ONE TIME, MY DAD
WAS THREE HOURS LATE,
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AND EVERYTHING
TURNED OUT FINE.
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BUT YOUR DAD LEFT
AND NEVER CAME BACK.
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NEVER?
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(inhales deeply)
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WELL...
NO, NO, NO, HE DIDN'T.
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BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME.
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DITCHIN' YOUR KID
WAS FASHIONABLE BACK THEN,
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NOT LIKE NOW.
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YOU SAID IT RUINED
YOUR FAMILY FOREVER.
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AREN'T WE ATTENTIVE
LITTLE LISTENERS?
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LOOK, MY DAD WAS A PIECE OF CRAP
AND HE RAN OFF ON ME.
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YOUR DAD IS JUST LATE.
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ARE YOU SURE?
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I'M POSITIVE.
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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...
GIMME THAT.
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YOU DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING, ALL RIGHT?
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I'M GONNA WRITE DOWN
ALL MY INFORMATION,
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I'M GONNA LEAVE IT ON
THE DOOR HERE FOR YOUR DAD...
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AND THEN ALL OF US ARE GONNA
GO HOME, GET SOME ICE CREAM
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AND SOME COOKIES
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AND WE GOT A BIG, SOFT UNCLE WE
CAN PRACTICE KARATE KICKS ON. OKAY.
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COME ON!
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(yelling)
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(Andy) STOP IT! OW! OW!
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JIM, DID YOU TELL THE KIDS
THAT THEY COULD HIT ANDY?
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(chuckles) YEAH.
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YOU WANT ME TO TELL 'EM
TO STOP?
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(chuckles) NO.
THANK YOU.
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YEAH, REAL COOL, THREE ON ONE.
I COULD TAKE ANY OF YOU ALONE!
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(doorbell rings)
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HEY, DID YOU TELL 'EM
THEY COULD HIT ME?
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HEY, I'M PAYIN'
FOR KARATE CLASS,
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THEY BETTER HIT SOMEBODY.
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HI, WE'RE JUSTIN'S PARENTS.
I AM SO SORRY WE'RE LATE.
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OH, NO PROBLEM.
COME IN, COME IN!
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THERE WAS A BIG ACCIDENT
ON THE EISENHOWER.
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WELL, WE'RE JUST HAPPY
YOU'RE OKAY. JUSTIN'S FINE.
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HE'S IN THE KITCHEN
PLAYING WITH OUR KIDS.
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MY NAME'S HEATHER
AND THIS IS BILL.
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WELL, I'M CHERYL.
IT'S GREAT TO MEET YOU BOTH.
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NICE MEETING YOU,
AND NOW THAT THE INTRODUCTIONS
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ARE OUT OF THE WAY,
MIND IF I USE THE CAN? BILL.
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WHAT? I BEEN STUCK IN A CAR
FOR TWO HOURS.
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I GOTTA TAKE A LEAK.
ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY.
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RIGHT BACK DOWN THAT HALL,
AND IT'S ON YOUR RIGHT.
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SEE? NO BIG DEAL.
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COME ON IN. HEATHER, THIS IS MY
HUSBAND JIM, MY BROTHER ANDY. HI.
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HI-DE-HO.
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OH, I AM SO EMBARRASSED,
FIRST, WE'RE TWO HOURS LATE,
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AND THEN BILL ASKS
TO USE THE CAN.
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OH, PLEASE. JIM WOULD HAVE
JUST PEED IN THE BUSHES. (laughs)
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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WHAT? SHE'S RIGHT. YOU WOULD
HAVE PEED IN THE BUSHES.
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NO. THAT GUY BILL.
YEAH?
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THAT'S MY FATHER.
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WAIT, WAIT,
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JUSTIN'S FATHER
IS YOUR FATHER?
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YEAH.
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ARE YOU SURE?
IT'S BEEN 35 YEARS.
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OH, IT'S HIM.
OF COURSE IT'S HIM.
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HE'S GOT THE SAME FACE,
THE SAME VOICE,
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HE'S PROBABLY EVEN WEARIN'
THE SAME SHIRT!
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IT'S HIM.
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WOW. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I GUESS THE SAME THING I...
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I DO WITH EVERY GUEST
THAT COMES HERE...
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I'LL WATCH TV UNTIL
THEY GET THE HINT AND LEAVE.
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JIM, NO, WAIT,
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, MAN.
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FATE HAS... HAS BROUGHT HIM
TO YOUR BATHROOM
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AND PULLED DOWN HIS PANTS.
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NOW, OKAY, I KNOW A SWIRLIE
CAN'T MAKE UP
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FOR 35 YEARS OF NEGLECT,
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BUT IT'S ONE HELL
OF A START.
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ANDY, HE DIDN'T
EVEN RECOGNIZE ME,
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AND I WANT TO KEEP
IT THAT WAY. NO, GO...
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NO, NO, NO, PLEASE,
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, OKAY?
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I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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JUST BE COOL
UNTIL THEY SPLIT.
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GOD, I'M TORN.
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I MEAN, YEAH, ON THE ONE HAND,
I WANT TO PROTECT MY BEST BUD.
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THANKS.
BUT ON THE OTHER HAND,
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I REALLY WANT TO PUT IT
TO YOUR STEPMOM.
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JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
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(footsteps approach)
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WOW. I CAME THIS CLOSE
TO PEEING IN THE BUSHES.
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LUCKY FOR YOUR PETUNIAS,
THE WIFE STOPPED ME.
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SIR, YOU ARE IN
A CHRISTIAN HOME.
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YOUR BATHROOM HUMOR
IS NOT WELCOME HERE.
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OH. I'M SORRY.
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I GUESS THE BIG BOOK
OF BATHROOM HUMOR
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NEXT TO THE CRAPPER
THREW ME OFF.
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ANYWAY, THANKS FOR TAKING CARE
OF THE BOY FOR ME.
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HEY, I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING
LIKE THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
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(chuckles) RIGHT.
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OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T, BILL.
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YOU DON'T MIND IF I CALL YOU
BILL, DO YOU, BILLY?
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DO WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE?
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MAYBE WE DO.
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WHY? BECAUSE I LEFT MY SON
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS?
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TRY 35 YEARS,
BILLY-BILLY-BO-BILLY... OOH!
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LOOK, 35 YEARS...
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OH, MY GOD.
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JIM?
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GOOD LORD, NO. HIM.
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JIMMY.
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YOU'RE GROWN.
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YEAH.
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SO, UM, HOW ARE YOU?
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GOOD, GOOD, HOW YOU DOIN'?
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I'M DOIN' FINE, FINE. GOOD,
GOOD. THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR.
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WE'VE GOTTA DO THIS
AGAIN SOMETIME.
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SURE, SURE, SURE.
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BOO-YAH.
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HEATHER, JUSTIN,
WE'RE LEAVING.
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(Justin) DADDY!
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(Cheryl)
THAT IS JUST AMAZING.
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JIM, HEATHER AND I
HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.
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YEAH, WE'RE BOTH ARIES,
WE'RE BOTH RUSSELL CROWE FANS,
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AND WHAT ELSE?
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THAT'S ABOUT IT.
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WE'LL SEE YOU FRIDAY NIGHT.
GREAT!
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FRIDAY? WHAT?
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YEAH, YEAH, I INVITED THEM
TO OUR SCHOOL CARNIVAL.
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WON'T THAT BE FUN?
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(Heather) BYE.
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(Cheryl) OH, IT WAS JUST SO
GREAT TO MEET YOU. I KNOW.
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SO WE'LL TALK BEFOREHAND AND THEN WE'LL
GO FRIDAY. THAT SOUNDS GREAT. BYE. BYE.
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OKAY, GREAT. BYE.
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(whispering) ISN'T THAT
GONNA BE A LITTLE AWKWARD,
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YOU KNOW,
SINCE HE'S YOUR DAD?
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WHAT ARE YOU SMILIN' ABOUT?
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YOU KIDDIN'?
I'M IN MY WHEELHOUSE.
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I'VE ALWAYS HAD
GREAT LUCK WITH CARNY CHICKS.
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I THOUGHT ONE OF THEM
STOLE YOUR FLAT SCREEN TV.
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MY FAULT. YEAH.
I BROUGHT HER HOME.
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SHE SAID,
"THE PARKING LOT'S FINE,"
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BUT SADLY, MOTHER RAISED ME
TO BE A GENTLEMAN.
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(gasps) JIM.
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JIM, THAT ONE'S
GOT ALL HER TEETH.
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IN THE CARNY WORLD,
THAT'S CALLED "KISSIN' PRETTY."
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JIM. JIM.
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I WON THIS OVER
AT THE RING TOSS.
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I DON'T THINK JUSTIN'LL
GO FOR IT, SO, UH, HERE.
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OH, THANKS, BUT I DON'T THINK
A GAY BUNNY
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IS GONNA FIX YOU
DITCHIN' ME WHEN I WAS 10.
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OH, NO, NO, NO,
I... YOU KNOW...
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I WAS, UH, THINKING,
MAYBE, YOU KNOW,
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YOU COULD GIVE IT
TO RUBY OR GRACIE.
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THAT'S A VERY SWEET THOUGHT,
BILL.
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HERE YOU GO.
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WILL YOU PLEASE
STOP BUSTING MY CHOPS?
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I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING NICE
FOR MY GRANDDAUGHTERS.
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WHOA, WHOA, BILL, YOU CAN'T
CALL THEM YOUR GRANDDAUGHTERS.
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YOU'RE NOT THEIR GRANDFATHER.
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ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE JUST
A FATHER WITH A BOY
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WHO MY GIRLS HAPPEN
TO HAVE A CRUSH ON,
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WHICH, BY THE WAY,
WE GOTTA PUT A STOP TO THAT.
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ABSOLUTELY.
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DAD, THEY GOT THESE COOL
GIANT SUMO SUITS!
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CAN YOU AND ME WRESTLE?
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SURE. ANYTHING FOR MY SON.
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HEY, JIM, JIM, THEY GOT THESE
COOL GIANT SUMO SUITS.
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CAN YOU AND ME WRESTLE?
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE CARNY CHICK?
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OH, THAT'S LOCKED AND LOADED.
I GAVE HER KEYS TO MY HOUSE.
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WE'RE GONNA
MEET UP THERE LATER.
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ANDY,
SHE'S GONNA RIP YOU OFF!
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NOT THIS ONE.
SHE'S DIFFERENT.
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HER FRIEND THE PSYCHIC SAID
I HAVE NOTHIN' TO WORRY ABOUT.
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COME ON, COME ON,
CAN WE GO WRESTLE?
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NO, NO, NO. BILL'S
GONNA BE OVER THERE.
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I DON'T WANNA
GET NEAR THE GUY.
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LOOK AT ME. OH, GOD,
I'M SORRY. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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HERE YOU ARE HURTIN'
AND I'M CHASIN' CARMEL APPLES
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AND CARNY TAIL.
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00:10:16,787 --> 00:10:18,788
COME HERE, YOU, HUH?
COME ON.
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GIMME SOME
"BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN."
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COME ON, COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON!
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I'M GONNA WRESTLE YOU!
COME ON, LET'S GO!
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I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN
RIGHT NOW!
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I CAN'T HELP THINKING
ABOUT THE POOR PEOPLE
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WHO HAVE TO CLEAN
THESE SUITS TONIGHT.
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SO WHEN IS UNCLE ANDY
GONNA PUT HIS SUMO SUIT ON?
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GET IT?
DO YOU GUYS GET IT?
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(Andy grunts)
222
00:10:52,022 --> 00:10:55,024
OHAYO-GOZAIMASU.
223
00:10:55,025 --> 00:10:57,126
WHAT THE HELL
DOES THAT MEAN?
224
00:10:57,127 --> 00:10:58,988
"A PLEASANT GOOD MORNING."
225
00:10:58,989 --> 00:11:02,962
I KNOW THAT AND HOW TO ASK
FOR "THE SPECIAL MASSAGE."
226
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,695
(both grunt)
227
00:11:05,696 --> 00:11:06,936
OOH!
228
00:11:06,937 --> 00:11:10,900
OH, I FEEL LIKE WE SAW
THIS SHOW AT SEA WORLD.
229
00:11:10,901 --> 00:11:14,303
YEAH, AND ONCE AGAIN, WE'RE IN
THE SPLASH ZONE. LET'S GO.
230
00:11:14,304 --> 00:11:16,375
(both grunt)
231
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,009
(laughs) OHH! OHH!
232
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:26,215
OOH, AHH, LITTLE ONE,
WE MEET AGAIN.
233
00:11:26,216 --> 00:11:28,357
OH, YOU WANT A PIECE
OF ME?
234
00:11:28,358 --> 00:11:30,189
(grunts)
235
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,822
HEY, ANDY!
236
00:11:33,724 --> 00:11:35,194
OH.
237
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,096
OKAY, JIMMY, TAKE YOUR PICK.
238
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,329
WE COULD TALK
OR WE COULD WRESTLE.
239
00:11:47,077 --> 00:11:49,238
UH, JIMMY, I DIDN'T LITERALLY
MEAN WRESTLE.
240
00:11:49,239 --> 00:11:50,409
I MEAN IT AS A JOKE!
(yells)
241
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,242
AAH! WHOA!
242
00:11:55,946 --> 00:11:57,116
COME ON, GET UP.
243
00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:00,119
FINE. WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK.
244
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,191
JUST HELP ME UP
AND I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.
245
00:12:02,192 --> 00:12:05,494
AW, GET UP YOURSELF! COME
ON, COME ON, GIVE ME A HAND!
246
00:12:05,495 --> 00:12:06,956
I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE.
247
00:12:06,957 --> 00:12:09,759
OHH! HEY!
248
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,400
(grunts)
249
00:12:11,401 --> 00:12:13,903
WHAT THE HELL
DO YOU WANT WITH ME?!
250
00:12:13,904 --> 00:12:16,936
FIVE SECONDS! JUST STOP
HATING ME FOR FIVE SECONDS. NO!
251
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,769
YES! LOOK, YOUR DAD
WAS A BAD GUY.
252
00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:22,111
HE WAS YOUNG AND HE WAS STUPID
AND HE WAS SELFISH,
253
00:12:22,112 --> 00:12:23,944
BUT... BUT JUSTIN'S DAD
IS DIFFERENT!
254
00:12:27,117 --> 00:12:29,118
YEAH,
"JUSTIN'S DAD'S DIFFERENT."
255
00:12:29,119 --> 00:12:31,180
WELL, GOOD FOR JUSTIN.
256
00:12:31,181 --> 00:12:33,182
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT FOR HIM.
YOU KNOW WHY?
257
00:12:33,183 --> 00:12:35,955
'CAUSE HE'S GONNA HAVE A DAD
AT HIS LITTLE LEAGUE GAMES
258
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:38,057
AND HIS FOOTBALL GAMES
AND HIS HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION
259
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,829
WHEN I HAD AN EMPTY SEAT!
260
00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:42,833
I WAS AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL
GRADUATION!
261
00:12:45,095 --> 00:12:46,295
YOU WERE?
262
00:12:46,296 --> 00:12:48,838
YEAH, I COULDN'T
TELL YOUR MOTHER I WAS THERE,
263
00:12:48,839 --> 00:12:50,970
BUT I WAS THERE! I WAS
UNDERNEATH THE GRANDSTAND
264
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,002
AT THE OTHER END
OF THE FOOTBALL FIELD.
265
00:12:53,003 --> 00:12:54,974
NOTHING AND NOBODY
WAS GOING TO KEEP ME
266
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:59,049
FROM SEEING MY SON GRADUATE
HIGH SCHOOL, NOTHING!
267
00:13:01,011 --> 00:13:01,952
WAS IT DAY OR NIGHT?
268
00:13:01,953 --> 00:13:03,883
DAY.
NIGHT!
269
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:04,954
DAMN!
270
00:13:04,955 --> 00:13:06,856
YOU HAVEN'T
CHANGED ONE BIT!
271
00:13:06,857 --> 00:13:08,057
I HAVE, REALLY, JIMMY!
272
00:13:08,058 --> 00:13:11,120
WHEN I... WHEN I MET HEATHER
AND WE GOT MARRIED
273
00:13:11,121 --> 00:13:14,293
AND THEN WE HAD JUSTIN,
I STARTED TO PULL IT TOGETHER.
274
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:16,295
YEAH? WELL, IF YOU PULLED IT
TOGETHER, IF THAT'S TRUE,
275
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,027
WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME
A CALL?
276
00:13:18,028 --> 00:13:19,468
WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY
TO FIND ME?
277
00:13:19,469 --> 00:13:21,470
WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY TO SEE
IF I WAS OKAY?
278
00:13:21,471 --> 00:13:23,833
IF I WAS DEAD OR ALIVE,
YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK FOR ME!
279
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,804
WHAT WAS I GONNA DO? I'M GONNA
PICK UP THE PHONE AND SAY,
280
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,578
"I'M SORRY, SON, I RAN OUT
ON YOU, AND I LEFT YOU FLAT."
281
00:13:29,579 --> 00:13:32,011
I JUST... I THOUGHT IT WOULD
BE BETTER FOR YOU THIS WAY.
282
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:37,987
OH, THANKS, DAD. THANKS FOR
MAKING THAT DECISION FOR ME.
283
00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:39,949
ALL IS FORGIVEN NOW,
ALL RIGHT?
284
00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:42,021
HERE, WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE ME A HUG?
285
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:45,055
COME ON, GIVE YOUR SON
JIMMY A BIG HUG, DAD!
286
00:13:46,957 --> 00:13:48,458
COME ON!
287
00:13:54,204 --> 00:13:58,038
JUSTIN, UM...
288
00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:03,573
JUSTIN!
289
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,300
(Jim sighs)
290
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,109
HEY.
291
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,153
HEY.
292
00:14:46,016 --> 00:14:48,287
OKAY, CHERYL,
THAT WAS MY DAD.
293
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:52,962
SO WE'RE HERE NOW.
294
00:14:52,963 --> 00:14:57,266
GET YOUR EMOTIONAL CROWBAR OUT
AND PRY OPEN MY GUTS,
295
00:14:57,267 --> 00:15:00,169
AND LET'S SEE HOW
JIM'S FEELIN'.
296
00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:04,474
I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
LIKE A CUP OF COFFEE.
297
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,638
OH.
298
00:15:13,944 --> 00:15:14,984
THANKS.
299
00:15:14,985 --> 00:15:16,416
MM-HMM.
300
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:24,223
THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM,
I WAS 10.
301
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:29,628
IT WAS A SATURDAY MORNING
AND, UH, I WAS ON THE PORCH,
302
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:34,163
BOUNCIN' MY SuperBall...
YOU REMEMBER THOSE?
303
00:15:34,164 --> 00:15:36,665
AND I HEARD MY DAD'S...
304
00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:39,068
THAT MAROON EL CAMINO OF HIS...
305
00:15:39,069 --> 00:15:41,270
IT FIRED RIGHT UP, YOU KNOW?
306
00:15:41,271 --> 00:15:44,013
ANYWAY, HE BACKED OUT OF
THE DRIVEWAY,
307
00:15:44,014 --> 00:15:46,245
PULLED INTO THE STREET,
AND HE STOPPED.
308
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:51,320
I TURNED AND I WAVED TO HIM.
309
00:15:51,321 --> 00:15:54,183
HE WAVED BACK...
310
00:15:54,184 --> 00:15:56,556
AND SMILED.
311
00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:03,063
HE SMILED...
312
00:16:05,035 --> 00:16:07,037
AND THEN HE WAS GONE.
313
00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:15,074
WHY DID HE SMILE?
314
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:18,008
I MEAN, HE KNEW
HE WAS NEVER COMIN' BACK.
315
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:25,385
WHAT WAS HE SMILING ABOUT,
CHERYL?
316
00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:29,189
I DON'T KNOW.
317
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,695
OH, BABY.
318
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:40,229
OH, BABY...
319
00:16:40,230 --> 00:16:43,172
THAT SUCKS.
320
00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:45,435
YEAH.
321
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,108
BUT LOOK AT YOU NOW.
322
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:56,014
I MEAN... YOU ARE
NOTHING LIKE HIM.
323
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:59,748
MAYBE BECAUSE HE LEFT,
324
00:16:59,749 --> 00:17:02,151
YOU LEARNED TO TAKE CARE
OF YOURSELF
325
00:17:02,152 --> 00:17:07,556
AND YOUR MOM AND YOUR SISTER
AND US.
326
00:17:07,557 --> 00:17:10,799
I MEAN, HONEY...
327
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:15,705
YOU TAKE
SUCH GOOD CARE OF US.
328
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,318
HEY, CHERYL?
329
00:17:29,319 --> 00:17:30,819
(whispers) YEAH?
330
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:33,051
YOU KNOW WHAT?
331
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,324
THE... THE NEXT TIME
MY FATHER ABANDONS ME
332
00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:38,087
AND SHOWS UP
35 YEARS LATER...
333
00:17:38,088 --> 00:17:40,229
YEAH?
334
00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:42,261
TWO SUGARS.
335
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,093
(laughs)
336
00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:48,167
YES. TWO SUGARS.
337
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:53,102
WHOO. WHERE ARE THE KIDS?
I'M BEAT.
338
00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:55,804
DANA TOOK THEM TO GET HOT DOGS
AND THEN TO THE BOUNCY HOUSE.
339
00:17:55,805 --> 00:18:01,180
OOH. THEY'RE RIDIN' HOME
IN HER CAR.
340
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,452
COME ON, JUSTIN, YOU KNOW
YOU'RE MY BEST BUDDY.
341
00:18:03,453 --> 00:18:06,415
LOOK, I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TO
EVEN EVER THINK ABOUT LEAVING.
342
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:10,159
HEY, WHO WOULD I WATCH
THE SOX GAMES WITH, HUH?
343
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:13,662
HERE, GO AHEAD WITHOUT ME.
344
00:18:13,663 --> 00:18:14,694
OKAY.
345
00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:20,098
HEY, JUSTIN.
346
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,431
WANT SOME COTTON CANDY?
347
00:18:22,432 --> 00:18:24,433
YOU KNOW, I BOUGHT IT
FOR ANDY.
348
00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:26,675
AND HE'LL GET REALLY MAD
IF I GIVE IT TO YOU, SO HERE.
349
00:18:26,676 --> 00:18:30,780
HE'S A LITTLE TOO UPSET
FOR COTTON CANDY.
350
00:18:33,443 --> 00:18:36,885
MAYBE IT'S JUST ME.
351
00:18:36,886 --> 00:18:39,449
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME
A SHOT?
352
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,401
(sighs)
353
00:18:52,402 --> 00:18:55,204
ROUGH DAY, HUH, KID?
354
00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:56,405
YEAH.
355
00:18:56,406 --> 00:18:58,667
YEAH.
356
00:18:58,668 --> 00:19:00,809
WELL, YOU KNOW,
A LONG TIME AGO,
357
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:04,514
YOUR DAD DID SOMETHING
REALLY, REALLY STUPID.
358
00:19:08,178 --> 00:19:10,550
BUT PEOPLE CHANGE...
359
00:19:12,822 --> 00:19:14,824
AND HE LOVES YOU.
360
00:19:17,587 --> 00:19:20,190
CUT HIM A BREAK.
361
00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:27,337
HEY, HE'S NOT GOIN' ANYWHERE.
362
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,941
AND IF HE DOES,
363
00:19:32,942 --> 00:19:36,346
YOU GOT AN OLDER BROTHER
THAT'S GONNA KICK HIS ASS.
364
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,652
HEY, DAD,
365
00:19:43,653 --> 00:19:45,814
CAN WE GO ON THE SLIDE?
366
00:19:45,815 --> 00:19:48,317
YOU TRY AND STOP ME.
367
00:19:48,318 --> 00:19:50,189
I'LL GO GET IN LINE.
368
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,196
THANKS.
369
00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:03,972
YEAH, WELL...
I DIDN'T DO IT FOR YOU.
370
00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:06,675
I DID IT FOR
MY LITTLE BROTHER.
371
00:20:06,676 --> 00:20:09,678
I GUESS THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA GET
FROM YOU. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.
372
00:20:09,679 --> 00:20:12,281
WELL, I'LL TAKE IT.
373
00:20:12,282 --> 00:20:15,444
AND I MEANT WHAT I SAID.
WHAT'S THAT?
374
00:20:15,445 --> 00:20:18,587
YOU MAKE ME A LIAR
IN FRONT OF THAT BOY,
375
00:20:18,588 --> 00:20:20,489
AND I'LL COME
AND KICK YOUR ASS.
376
00:20:20,490 --> 00:20:23,923
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
377
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,313
SO IF I GIVE YOU
MY A.T.M. CARD,
378
00:20:44,314 --> 00:20:47,276
YOU'LL PICK UP SOME BEER
AND HAVE DINNER WAITIN'?
379
00:20:47,277 --> 00:20:49,548
(chuckles)
380
00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,351
DADDY, DO WE HAVE TO LEAVE?
381
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,523
MOMMY SAYS YOU WANT TO LEAVE
BECAUSE YOU'RE TIRED.
382
00:20:54,524 --> 00:20:56,985
I WANT TO PLAY SOME MORE.
383
00:20:56,986 --> 00:20:59,789
WELL, WHERE DID MOMMY
GET THAT IDEA?
384
00:21:01,030 --> 00:21:03,832
I WANT TO STAY
AND PLAY ALL NIGHT!
385
00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,364
(children) YAY!
386
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,035
LET'S GO ON THE SWING RIDE!
387
00:21:07,036 --> 00:21:08,497
OHH.
388
00:21:08,498 --> 00:21:10,969
YOU KNOW, ONE TIME
ON THE SWING RIDE,
389
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,472
I THREW UP
IN A PERFECT CIRCLE.
390
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,475
(both laugh)
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