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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,176 --> 00:00:06,606 (laughs) 2 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,007 OH, MAN! 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,009 YEAH, YOU WANNA TAKE THAT MOVE BACK, 4 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,142 DON'T YA, SUNSHINE? 5 00:00:12,143 --> 00:00:15,485 I'D LOVE TO LET YOU, BUT THEM'S AIN'T THE RULES. 6 00:00:15,486 --> 00:00:17,387 (laughs) 7 00:00:17,388 --> 00:00:20,750 OKAY, HERE'S THE PROBLEM... 8 00:00:20,751 --> 00:00:25,125 YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION. 9 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:29,300 NOW I DON'T WANNA SAY IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL... 10 00:00:31,162 --> 00:00:33,733 BUT, THERE, I JUST SAID IT. (laughs) 11 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:37,607 AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS CHECKMATE. AHEM. 12 00:00:37,608 --> 00:00:41,141 I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS PIECE OF ADVICE... 13 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:44,114 NEVER UNDERESTIMATE YOUR OPPONENT. 14 00:00:44,115 --> 00:00:46,117 IT COULD BE COSTLY. 15 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:49,820 OH, KIDS. 16 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:56,386 PRETTY GOOD TAKE. 17 00:00:56,387 --> 00:00:58,828 BUT WE STILL DON'T HAVE ENOUGH FOR THE VIDEO GAME. 18 00:00:58,829 --> 00:01:00,831 (gasps) HERE COMES DADDY. HIDE, HIDE! 19 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,065 HEY, DADDY. HEY. 20 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,067 WANNA PLAY CHESS? 21 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,570 SURE. 22 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:15,145 OH, HOLD ON. AH. LET'S PLAY FOR MONEY. 23 00:01:15,146 --> 00:01:17,148 I GOT MY EYE ON A VIDEO GAME. 24 00:01:18,749 --> 00:01:21,752 ♪♪♪ 25 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,860 (dog barking) 26 00:01:32,123 --> 00:01:33,523 OH. 27 00:01:33,524 --> 00:01:34,864 (barking continues) 28 00:01:34,865 --> 00:01:37,867 OH. COME ON. 29 00:01:37,868 --> 00:01:38,868 (barking continues) 30 00:01:38,869 --> 00:01:40,870 OH! ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 31 00:01:40,871 --> 00:01:42,872 THAT STUPID DOG. THAT CRAZY NEIGHBOR OF OURS 32 00:01:42,873 --> 00:01:45,435 IS LETTING THAT DOG BARK ON PURPOSE. 33 00:01:45,436 --> 00:01:48,107 JULIE IS NOT CRAZY. SHE'S A NICE WOMAN. 34 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,680 JULIE IS CRAZY... OH, JIM. 35 00:01:50,681 --> 00:01:52,212 AND SHE'S NOT A NICE PERSON. 36 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:53,283 OH. 37 00:01:53,284 --> 00:01:55,285 YOU KNOW, SHE'S LETTIN' THAT DOG BARK 38 00:01:55,286 --> 00:01:57,187 BECAUSE I WON'T TRIM THAT BRANCH OFF THE TREE. 39 00:01:57,188 --> 00:01:59,189 OH. COME ON. 40 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:03,453 DON'T YOU GET IT... BARK... TREE? 41 00:02:03,454 --> 00:02:05,355 SHE'S FIENDISHLY CLEVER. 42 00:02:05,356 --> 00:02:06,826 OH. SHE IS. 43 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:07,827 OH. 44 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:09,829 (dog barking) OH, THAT'S IT! 45 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:10,860 THAT'S ENOUGH. THAT'S ENOUGH. 46 00:02:10,861 --> 00:02:13,132 WE'LL SEE HOW SHE LIKES IT. 47 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,434 (dog barking) 48 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:17,438 (barking) 49 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,214 JIM. 50 00:02:24,215 --> 00:02:25,915 (howling) 51 00:02:25,916 --> 00:02:27,817 STOP IT. 52 00:02:27,818 --> 00:02:28,918 AAH! 53 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:31,481 THIS FEUD HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR TEN YEARS. 54 00:02:31,482 --> 00:02:33,423 IT'S ENOUGH. 55 00:02:33,424 --> 00:02:35,525 OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M GONNA END IT RIGHT NOW. 56 00:02:35,526 --> 00:02:38,428 I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE AND TALK TO HER. NO, JIM... 57 00:02:38,429 --> 00:02:40,430 YELLING IS NOT GONNA SOLVE ANYTHING. 58 00:02:40,431 --> 00:02:42,662 YOU'RE JUST GONNA MAKE IT WORSE. HOW CAN I MAKE IT WORSE? 59 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:45,465 WHAT, IS THE DOG GONNA BARK SHOW TUNES? 60 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:47,467 ALL RIGHT, FINE, BUT I'M GOIN' WITH YOU. 61 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:49,469 LAST TIME YOU WENT OVER THERE, YOU MOONED HER 62 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,471 THROUGH HER FRONT WINDOW. YEAH... 63 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:53,473 YEAH, WELL, THAT WAS PAYBACK 64 00:02:53,474 --> 00:02:55,475 FOR HER RATTIN' ME OUT TO THE CITY. 65 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:57,847 YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR OWN SPEED BUMPS ON A CITY STREET. 66 00:02:57,848 --> 00:03:00,910 CHERYL, IF I CAN PAINT MY OWN STOP SIGN, 67 00:03:00,911 --> 00:03:03,613 I CAN PUT OUT MY OWN SPEED BUMPS! 68 00:03:03,614 --> 00:03:06,486 DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING. 69 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:08,818 I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE, I'M GONNA TALK TO HER 70 00:03:08,819 --> 00:03:11,891 LIKE A REASONABLE, RESPONSIBLE ADULT. 71 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:15,565 FINE. GIVE ME THE SQUIRT GUN YOU JUST PUT IN YOUR PAJAMAS. 72 00:03:15,566 --> 00:03:17,468 WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? 73 00:03:18,969 --> 00:03:20,771 FINE, FINE. 74 00:03:22,373 --> 00:03:25,705 YOU BE CAREFUL WITH THAT. THAT IS LOADED. OH. 75 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:28,708 YOU'RE LEAVIN' A LOADED GUN IN THE BED LIKE THAT? 76 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,711 GET OUT, GET OUT. 77 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:34,914 UNH. 78 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:36,916 (dog barking) RING THE BELL AGAIN. 79 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,289 NO, I ALREADY RANG IT TWICE. THREE TIMES IS RUDE. 80 00:03:39,290 --> 00:03:41,951 ALL RIGHT. THEN I'M ONLY GONNA RING IT ONCE. 81 00:03:41,952 --> 00:03:42,893 (doorbell buzzing) 82 00:03:42,894 --> 00:03:44,894 OH, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT. WILL YOU STOP IT? 83 00:03:44,895 --> 00:03:46,896 STOP IT. HEY, YOU STOP IT. 84 00:03:46,897 --> 00:03:48,858 HEY, HEY. DON'T HURT ME. 85 00:03:48,859 --> 00:03:51,831 OH, COME ON. OKAY, GAME FACE, GAME FACE. 86 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,833 IT'S NOT MY GAME. PLAY WITH ME! 87 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:55,905 (sighs) 88 00:03:55,906 --> 00:03:59,238 (sighs) 89 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,971 YOU. 90 00:04:01,972 --> 00:04:05,915 CHERYL, DARLING. 91 00:04:05,916 --> 00:04:08,918 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 92 00:04:08,919 --> 00:04:11,881 UH, JULIE, W-WE'RE SORRY TO... TO COME OVER SO LATE, BUT... 93 00:04:11,882 --> 00:04:13,883 YEAH, BUT YOUR STUPID DOG 94 00:04:13,884 --> 00:04:15,885 HAS BEEN BARKING ALL NIGHT! HE'S BARKING! 95 00:04:15,886 --> 00:04:16,986 (Cheryl) SHH. 96 00:04:16,987 --> 00:04:19,689 I DON'T HEAR TREVOR BARKING. 97 00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:22,031 TREVOR? THAT'S WHY HE'S BARKING SO MUCH... 98 00:04:22,032 --> 00:04:24,263 HE HATES HIS NAME! ENOUGH. 99 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,736 MAYBE WHAT YOU HEAR IS YOUR TREE LIMB 100 00:04:26,737 --> 00:04:29,799 THUMPING UP AGAINST MY HOUSE. 101 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,501 OKAY, HERE, WE GO. OKAY. 102 00:04:31,502 --> 00:04:33,803 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I'D TRIM THAT TREE LIMB 103 00:04:33,804 --> 00:04:36,806 IF YOU DIDN'T CALL THE COPS ON MY BAND PRACTICE. 104 00:04:36,807 --> 00:04:40,910 PRACTICE? YOU NEED PRACTICE TO BE THAT BAD? 105 00:04:40,911 --> 00:04:42,011 (inhales sharply) 106 00:04:42,012 --> 00:04:43,953 OKAY, JULIE. OKAY, LOOK, 107 00:04:43,954 --> 00:04:45,885 JUST BRING THE DOG BACK INSIDE, OKAY? 108 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:48,057 I DON'T WANNA BE AWAKE RIGHT NOW. 109 00:04:48,058 --> 00:04:51,321 AND I DON'T WANT SQUIRRELS RUNNING INTO MY OFFICE 110 00:04:51,322 --> 00:04:52,992 FROM YOUR TREE LIMB. 111 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,495 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, LADY? 112 00:04:55,496 --> 00:04:58,928 SQUIRRELS LOOK FOR NUTS. 113 00:04:58,929 --> 00:05:03,434 THEN I SUGGEST YOU CLOSE YOUR ROBE. 114 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,579 (sighs) OKAY, AND ON THAT NOTE, 115 00:05:09,580 --> 00:05:11,711 I THINK IT'S TIME TO GO TO BED. 116 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:13,713 GOOD NIGHT, JULIE. 117 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:16,346 (sighs) 118 00:05:16,347 --> 00:05:19,849 (grunts) HEY, HEY, HEY! 119 00:05:19,850 --> 00:05:21,991 ALL RIGHT, JULIE, WHATEVER HAPPENS NEXT... 120 00:05:21,992 --> 00:05:25,324 AND TRUST ME, IT'S GONNA BE BIG... 121 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,497 YOU BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELF! 122 00:05:27,498 --> 00:05:30,000 JIM, ENOUGH. 123 00:05:33,964 --> 00:05:38,007 OOH, NOT SO TOUGH NOW, ARE YOU? 124 00:05:38,008 --> 00:05:41,871 WHAT'S THE MATTER, TREVOR? CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE? 125 00:05:41,872 --> 00:05:43,342 (barks) 126 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,844 AAH! 127 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,776 (barks) ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT! 128 00:05:46,777 --> 00:05:49,480 YOU WON NOTHIN'. 129 00:05:52,623 --> 00:05:53,983 (barks) 130 00:05:53,984 --> 00:05:55,385 PLEASE? PLEASE? 131 00:05:55,386 --> 00:05:58,628 PLEASE? PLEASE? OH, SHUT UP. 132 00:05:58,629 --> 00:06:00,460 MORNING, ALL. 133 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,591 (laughs) 134 00:06:01,592 --> 00:06:03,763 NOTHIN' LIKE A SOLID 14 HOURS OF SLEEP 135 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:06,766 TO START YOUR DAY. 136 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,768 THEY SAY IT'S THE KEY TO HAPPINESS. 137 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,740 BOY, I BELIEVE IT. 138 00:06:10,741 --> 00:06:12,972 YOU KNOW, THEY ALSO SAY IT'S A SIGN OF DEPRESSION. 139 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:15,845 SHUT UP! SHUT YOUR STUPID HOLE! 140 00:06:15,846 --> 00:06:17,977 HOW IS IT THAT YOU DIDN'T HEAR 141 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,049 JULIE'S DOG BARKING ALL NIGHT? 142 00:06:20,050 --> 00:06:22,952 I SWEAR THAT WOMAN LIVES TO TORMENT ME. 143 00:06:22,953 --> 00:06:25,114 YEAH, I'VE ALWAYS LIKED THAT ABOUT HER. 144 00:06:25,115 --> 00:06:26,856 (doorbell rings) 145 00:06:26,857 --> 00:06:28,918 YOU KNOW, I WAS SURPRISED THAT JULIE EVEN GOT A DOG. 146 00:06:28,919 --> 00:06:31,060 SHE SEEMS MORE LIKE A CAT WOMAN. 147 00:06:31,061 --> 00:06:32,392 YEAH. 148 00:06:33,924 --> 00:06:36,726 OH, GOOD MORNING, JULIE. 149 00:06:36,727 --> 00:06:38,968 I WISH IT WERE. 150 00:06:38,969 --> 00:06:40,970 MY DOG IS MISSING... 151 00:06:40,971 --> 00:06:42,672 (gasps) 152 00:06:42,673 --> 00:06:45,675 AND HE DID IT. I KNOW HE DID. 153 00:06:45,676 --> 00:06:48,978 I DID... W-WHAT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 154 00:06:48,979 --> 00:06:51,582 YOU OPENED THE GATE SO TREVOR COULD ESCAPE. 155 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,884 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART, DON'T YOU? 156 00:06:54,885 --> 00:06:58,087 YOU'RE ACCUSING ME OF LETTING YOUR DOG OUT? 157 00:06:58,088 --> 00:07:00,891 YOU'RE ACCUSING HIM OF BEING SMART? 158 00:07:02,493 --> 00:07:05,154 LOOK, JULIE, MAYBE HE'S JUST HIDING. 159 00:07:05,155 --> 00:07:07,156 OH, YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A KID, 160 00:07:07,157 --> 00:07:09,158 I HAD A PET GERBIL THAT GOT OUT. 161 00:07:09,159 --> 00:07:11,160 MOM SAID HE WAS JUST HIDING. 162 00:07:11,161 --> 00:07:13,533 GUESS HE STILL IS. 163 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:17,507 FRIENDS FOREVER, BUTTERSCOTCH. 164 00:07:17,508 --> 00:07:20,910 YOU'RE SUCH A DELIGHT. 165 00:07:20,911 --> 00:07:23,713 (Cheryl) Y-YOU KNOW, JULIE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? 166 00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:25,715 I AM GONNA ORGANIZE A NEIGHBORHOOD SEARCH. 167 00:07:25,716 --> 00:07:27,717 DON'T WORRY. WE'LL FIND TREVOR. 168 00:07:27,718 --> 00:07:29,148 OH, THANK YOU, CHERYL. 169 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,820 MM. 170 00:07:30,821 --> 00:07:32,822 WERE YOU BORN A JERK OR DID YOU JUST 171 00:07:32,823 --> 00:07:35,124 GO TO SOME SPECIAL JERK SCHOOL? 172 00:07:35,125 --> 00:07:38,057 NICE TRY, JULIE, BUT THAT'S ONE OF THOSE QUESTIONS 173 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:42,492 WHERE WHATEVER I PICK, I'M STILL A JERK. 174 00:07:42,493 --> 00:07:45,966 YOU HAVE A KEEN GRASP OF THE OBVIOUS. 175 00:07:46,997 --> 00:07:48,998 OH, MY DEAR TREVOR. 176 00:07:48,999 --> 00:07:54,004 YOU ARE WITHOUT CONSCIENCE. 177 00:07:56,006 --> 00:07:57,948 MY GOD! 178 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:02,051 CAN YOU BELIEVE HER? 179 00:08:02,052 --> 00:08:03,052 YEAH. 180 00:08:03,053 --> 00:08:04,483 WITHOUT QUESTION. 181 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:05,484 ABSOLUTELY. 182 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:06,485 WHAT? 183 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,487 ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME? COME ON. 184 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:11,561 I WOULDN'T LET THAT DOG OUT. I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 185 00:08:11,562 --> 00:08:13,563 OH, OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T, JIM. 186 00:08:13,564 --> 00:08:15,064 HEY, MAYBE IT WAS 187 00:08:15,065 --> 00:08:17,026 THE SAME "DAMN TEENAGERS" WHO KNOCKED OVER HER MAILBOX 188 00:08:17,027 --> 00:08:19,629 WHEN SHE INSULTED YOUR NEW HAIRCUT. 189 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:21,971 COME ON, JIM, HOW'D YOU DO IT? IT'S JUST US. 190 00:08:21,972 --> 00:08:24,574 HOW'D YOU LURE THAT DOG OUT, BACON IN YOUR POCKETS? 191 00:08:24,575 --> 00:08:27,036 WELL, I DIDN'T DO IT! 192 00:08:27,037 --> 00:08:29,679 SO IF WE CHECKED YOUR POCKETS RIGHT NOW, 193 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,681 WE WOULDN'T FIND ANY BACON? 194 00:08:31,682 --> 00:08:33,914 THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. 195 00:08:42,593 --> 00:08:43,823 HE'S JUST A POOR, INNOCENT PUPPY. 196 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:47,296 ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP! 197 00:08:47,297 --> 00:08:49,298 JULIE'S DRIVIN' AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 198 00:08:49,299 --> 00:08:54,033 WE ARE GOIN' OUT ON FOOT. OUR FUGITIVE'S NAME IS TREVOR. 199 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,935 HE ALSO RESPONDS TO "TREVINATOR," 200 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:59,809 "T-BONE," AND "WHO'S A PRETTY BOY?" 201 00:08:59,810 --> 00:09:02,071 OH, AND... AND ALSO, UH, 202 00:09:02,072 --> 00:09:04,073 WHILE YOU'RE OUT THERE, IF YOU FIND 203 00:09:04,074 --> 00:09:06,145 A LAVENDER CASHMERE GLOVE THAT MATCHES THIS ONE, 204 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,147 I'D BE VERY GRATEFUL. 205 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,149 MOMMY, I KNOW HOW WE CAN FIND TREVOR. 206 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:14,023 WE SHOULD ALL WALK BACKWARDS, 'CAUSE HE LIKES TO SMELL BUTTS. 207 00:09:14,024 --> 00:09:15,585 OH, UH, THANK YOU. 208 00:09:15,586 --> 00:09:17,587 THANK YOU, HONEY. OH, ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE. 209 00:09:17,588 --> 00:09:19,328 WE ONLY GOT EIGHT HOURS OF DAYLIGHT LEFT. 210 00:09:19,329 --> 00:09:21,130 LET'S PLAN OUR SEARCH. 211 00:09:21,131 --> 00:09:23,262 I'LL TAKE THE NORTH SIDE OF MAPLE AND HEAD TO THE PARK. 212 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,264 GREAT, GREAT. (all talking at once) 213 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:28,337 AND MY CAR'S IN THE FRONT. WE CAN TAKE THAT. (talking stops) 214 00:09:28,338 --> 00:09:30,069 WHAT? 215 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,871 A WIDOW'S DOG? 216 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,873 HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? 217 00:09:33,874 --> 00:09:36,076 MUCH BETTER NOW THAT THAT STUPID DOG IS MISSIN'. 218 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,979 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON. 219 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,981 UH, LOOK, I MAY HAVE DONE SOME CRAZY THINGS 220 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,983 IN THIS FEUD WITH JULIE, ALL RIGHT? 221 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,985 I MAY HAVE PAINTED MY CURB RED 222 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,987 SO SHE DOESN'T PARK HER CAR IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE. 223 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,989 AND THEN WRITTEN FAKE PARKING TICKETS, 224 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,991 PLACED 'EM ON JULIE'S CAR 225 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,993 SO SHE COULDN'T PARK IN THAT "NO PARKING" ZONE. 226 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,665 (Jim) RIGHT... 227 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:57,727 AND I MAY HAVE PLANTED CHICKEN BONES IN HER FRONT YARD 228 00:09:57,728 --> 00:09:59,729 AND CALLED THE MUSEUM AND HAD THEM 229 00:09:59,730 --> 00:10:01,130 DIG UP THE YARD FOR DINOSAURS, 230 00:10:01,131 --> 00:10:04,073 BUT KNOW THIS... 231 00:10:04,074 --> 00:10:06,075 I HAD NOTHING WHATSOEVER 232 00:10:06,076 --> 00:10:08,077 TO DO WITH TREVOR'S DISAPPEARANCE. 233 00:10:08,078 --> 00:10:09,378 I BELIEVE YOU, DADDY. 234 00:10:09,379 --> 00:10:11,380 THANK YOU. SEE THAT, HUH? 235 00:10:11,381 --> 00:10:15,014 THIS CYNICAL WORLD HASN'T CHANGED THIS 5-YEAR-OLD BOY. 236 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,146 NOW YOU HEAR ME. 237 00:10:17,147 --> 00:10:19,288 I AM ASHAMED OF ALL OF YOU. YOU SICKEN ME. 238 00:10:19,289 --> 00:10:21,320 JEEZ, ANDY... YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? 239 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,993 WHAT ARE YOU... WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU KNOW, I-I BLAMED THEM... MADE IT THEIR FAULT, 240 00:10:23,994 --> 00:10:25,995 EVEN THOUGH YOU TOOK THE DOG. 241 00:10:25,996 --> 00:10:28,057 I DIDN'T TAKE THE DOG. I LOVE DOGS. 242 00:10:28,058 --> 00:10:30,159 OH, THAT'S GOOD. HE LOVES DOGS... 243 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,161 AND CHILDREN... 244 00:10:32,162 --> 00:10:33,162 COME ON. 245 00:10:33,163 --> 00:10:35,265 AND CéLINE DION! COME ON! 246 00:10:37,107 --> 00:10:38,137 DAMN THAT JULIE. 247 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,139 SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD 248 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:42,912 TREATING ME LIKE I'M AN OSTRICH FOR SOMETHIN' I DIDN'T EVEN DO. 249 00:10:42,913 --> 00:10:43,973 OSTRICH? 250 00:10:43,974 --> 00:10:46,345 AH, CHERYL'S WORD. I DON'T KNOW. 251 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,117 OH, OSTRACIZED. 252 00:10:48,118 --> 00:10:51,080 (dog barks) 253 00:10:51,081 --> 00:10:53,022 DID YOU HEAR THAT? 254 00:10:53,023 --> 00:10:55,384 (barking continues) 255 00:10:55,385 --> 00:10:57,987 THAT SOUNDS LIKE TREVOR. 256 00:10:57,988 --> 00:11:00,129 YEAH, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S COMING FROM OUT BACK. 257 00:11:00,130 --> 00:11:02,131 (barking continues) I WANNA FIND HIM! I WANNA BE THE HERO! 258 00:11:02,132 --> 00:11:04,133 NO, UNH! ANDY, OW! 259 00:11:04,134 --> 00:11:05,865 ANDY, HEY... 260 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:08,769 I'M THE HERO, YOU'RE THE SIDEKICK! 261 00:11:11,742 --> 00:11:13,803 DAMN. 262 00:11:13,804 --> 00:11:16,045 YOU'RE HIDIN' HIM IN THE GARAGE. YOU MONSTER! 263 00:11:16,046 --> 00:11:19,009 I DIDN'T TAKE THE DOG! NOW STOP IT! 264 00:11:22,012 --> 00:11:24,984 LOOK! LOOK, THERE'S TREVOR RIGHT THERE! 265 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,116 HE WAS... HE WAS JUST THERE IN THE WINDOW! 266 00:11:27,117 --> 00:11:31,060 YEAH. GUILT PLAYS TRICKS ON THE MIND, JIM. 267 00:11:31,061 --> 00:11:33,062 YOU KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN? 268 00:11:33,063 --> 00:11:35,064 WHEN JULIE GETS HOME TODAY, YOU NEED 269 00:11:35,065 --> 00:11:37,066 TO MARCH RIGHT OVER THERE, AND FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE 270 00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:39,068 SAY, "I'M SORRY. I'M A FOOLISH IDIOT." 271 00:11:39,069 --> 00:11:40,370 OOH, THERE HE IS. 272 00:11:43,073 --> 00:11:45,935 LOOK AT THAT. HE WASN'T MISSIN' AT ALL. 273 00:11:45,936 --> 00:11:48,377 JULIE'S HIDING HIM IN HER HOUSE. (barks) 274 00:11:48,378 --> 00:11:51,310 MY GOSH, JIM. WHY? 275 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,112 OOH. 276 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,985 WHY... INDEED? 277 00:11:55,986 --> 00:12:01,121 JULIE CLAIMS THE DOG IS MISSING... 278 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,454 YET, THERE HE SITS, 279 00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:07,496 FRAMED BY YON WINDOWSILL. 280 00:12:07,497 --> 00:12:09,999 (Jim) HMM. 281 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,262 A FRAME-UP. 282 00:12:13,263 --> 00:12:14,503 OF COURSE! 283 00:12:14,504 --> 00:12:17,937 HOLY DOG BONE, JIM, SHE'S TRYING TO BURY YOU! 284 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,939 PRECISELY, CHUM. 285 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,941 OH, CAN YOU BELIEVE HER? 286 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,943 OH, LYIN' TO THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD 287 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:27,516 JUST TO MAKE YOU LOOK BAD. WHAT A DESPICABLE WOMAN. 288 00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:28,948 WELL, ANDY... 289 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:33,022 SOME PEOPLE IN AMERICA HAVE NO MORALS. 290 00:12:33,023 --> 00:12:35,054 ALL RIGHT. 291 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:38,027 LET'S BREAK INTO THE HOUSE AND STEAL THE DOG. 292 00:12:38,028 --> 00:12:40,289 BUT, GOSH, JIM, HOW? 293 00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:42,291 WELL, WE'LL JUST USE 294 00:12:42,292 --> 00:12:46,095 THIS COILED UP LENGTH OF ROPE WITH A GRAPPLING HOOK ON IT... 295 00:12:46,096 --> 00:12:48,067 CLIMB UP THE TREE. YEAH. 296 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:52,071 OH! AAH! 297 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,443 UNH! OW! 298 00:12:54,444 --> 00:12:56,145 SORRY, THERE, CHUM. 299 00:12:56,146 --> 00:12:57,346 ONE MORE TIME. 300 00:12:57,347 --> 00:12:58,978 OH! 301 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,051 ALL RIGHT, LET ME DO IT. 302 00:13:03,053 --> 00:13:05,955 GOOD SHOT, CHUM. 303 00:13:05,956 --> 00:13:09,318 BOY, THIS TREE SEEMED A LOT SHORTER FROM THE GROUND. 304 00:13:09,319 --> 00:13:11,121 I KNOW. 305 00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:16,997 ANDY... 306 00:13:16,998 --> 00:13:18,097 YEAH, JIM? 307 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,099 YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO CLOSE. 308 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,132 ZZZ. 309 00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:27,007 AH-CHOO! 310 00:13:29,079 --> 00:13:30,480 OH! 311 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,085 UNH. UNH. 312 00:13:36,086 --> 00:13:37,947 HEY, JIM, LOOK... 313 00:13:37,948 --> 00:13:38,948 UNH. 314 00:13:38,949 --> 00:13:40,089 A LAVENDER CASHMERE GLOVE. 315 00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:42,091 EH, JUST ONE. 316 00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:43,222 EH. 317 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,225 (both grunting) 318 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,028 ANDY... 319 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:51,130 YEAH, TOO CLOSE AGAIN? 320 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,131 YEAH. 321 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,432 SORRY. 322 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,005 UNH. 323 00:13:56,006 --> 00:13:57,006 UNH. 324 00:13:57,007 --> 00:13:57,968 (tree creaks) 325 00:13:57,969 --> 00:13:59,538 ANDY... 326 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,511 TELL ME THAT WAS YOUR KNEE CRACKING. 327 00:14:02,512 --> 00:14:05,915 I WAS HOPING IT WAS YOURS. 328 00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:11,620 OH, OH, OH. 329 00:14:11,621 --> 00:14:14,023 GRAVE SITUATION, ANDY. 330 00:14:14,024 --> 00:14:17,186 OH! OH! HOLY NEWTON'S LAW, JIM! 331 00:14:17,187 --> 00:14:18,958 AAH! 332 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,961 (man) HAVE OUR FEARLESS DUO GONE TOO FAR OUT ON A LIMB? 333 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,263 WILL JIM CONTINUE TO BE DOGGED 334 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,095 BY THESE ALLEGATIONS, 335 00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:29,098 OR IS IT THE PERFECT CRIME? 336 00:14:29,099 --> 00:14:30,269 STAY TUNED... 337 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:34,604 SAME JIM TIME, SAME JIM CHANNEL. 338 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,108 (both grunting) 339 00:14:39,109 --> 00:14:41,110 WHEW. 340 00:14:41,111 --> 00:14:43,112 GEE, HOW LUCKY WAS IT THAT THAT TREE LIMB 341 00:14:43,113 --> 00:14:45,114 WAS RIGHT OVER A BIG PILE OF LEAVES? 342 00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:47,116 YEAH, AND CHERYL WAS MAD AT ME 343 00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:50,059 BECAUSE I DIDN'T BAG THE LEAVES AFTER I RAKED 'EM. 344 00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:53,022 YEAH, I'M KINDA ANGRY YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE RAKE IN. 345 00:14:53,023 --> 00:14:55,525 YEAH. 346 00:14:57,127 --> 00:14:59,468 WHEW. HOW'RE WE GONNA GET IN THAT HOUSE? 347 00:14:59,469 --> 00:15:02,031 WE NEED THAT DOG, MAN. 348 00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:04,573 YEAH, HOW'RE WE GONNA GET IN? 349 00:15:04,574 --> 00:15:08,137 HEY, WHAT YOU GUYS DOIN'? WE'RE TRYIN' TO GET INTO JULIE'S HOUSE. 350 00:15:08,138 --> 00:15:10,480 WHY CAN'T UNCLE ANDY JUST CRAWL THROUGH THE DOGGIE DOOR? 351 00:15:12,082 --> 00:15:15,014 OH, RIGHT, IT'S A DOGGIE DOOR, NOT A COW DOOR. 352 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:18,917 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 353 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:23,452 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CRAWL THROUGH THE DOGGIE DOOR? 354 00:15:23,453 --> 00:15:25,524 OKAY. COME ON OVER HERE. 355 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,526 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, WHEN YOU GET IN THE HOUSE... 356 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,298 (mumbles) GET... 357 00:15:29,299 --> 00:15:31,300 WHEN YOU GET IN THE HOUSE, 358 00:15:31,301 --> 00:15:34,263 YOU UNLOCK THAT FRONT DOOR, BUT IF YOU SEE TREVOR, 359 00:15:34,264 --> 00:15:37,136 DON'T DO ANYTHING WITH THE DOG. 360 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,538 BUT WHY? BECAUSE THAT DOG IS AN ANIMAL, 361 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,941 AND YOU LEAVE THAT ANIMAL TO THE MEN. (Gracie) OKAY. 362 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,214 (barking) 363 00:15:45,515 --> 00:15:48,677 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. DOGS SMELL FEAR, SO SMILE. 364 00:15:48,678 --> 00:15:50,279 (barking) 365 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:54,083 THERE YOU ARE, TREVOR. WHO'S A PRETTY BOY? 366 00:15:54,084 --> 00:15:56,125 WHO'S A PRETTY BOY? 367 00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:58,127 THAT A GIRL, GRACIE. YOU'RE SO BRAVE. 368 00:15:58,128 --> 00:16:00,059 YOU'RE SO BRAVE. YOU TAKE THE DOG. 369 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,391 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. GRAB THE DOG. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 370 00:16:02,392 --> 00:16:04,163 WHOA, JIM, CHECK THIS OUT. 371 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,164 WHAT? 372 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,166 JULIE MUST BE A FAN OF "THE GRUMPY GUY." 373 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,197 "GRUMPY GUY"? 374 00:16:08,198 --> 00:16:10,199 YEAH, IT'S A SERIES OF KIDS' BOOKS 375 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,041 WRITTEN BY THIS DUDE C.W. SEMPLE 376 00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:15,574 ABOUT A NICE FAMILY WHO LIVES NEXT TO A CRANKY, GRUMPY MAN. 377 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,446 I LOVE THE GRUMPY GUY. 378 00:16:17,447 --> 00:16:19,608 (Jim) "THE GRUMPY GUY AND THE RED CURB." 379 00:16:19,609 --> 00:16:22,251 "THE GRUMPY GUY AND THE BIG BRANCH." 380 00:16:22,252 --> 00:16:25,115 "THE GRUMPY GUY AND HIS AWFUL BAND." 381 00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:29,058 (gasps) JIM, YOU'RE THE GRUMPY GUY. 382 00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:32,691 AND JULIE IS C.W. SEMPLE. 383 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,094 "C.W.," THAT MAKES SENSE... 384 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:38,127 FOR "CRAZY WOMAN"! 385 00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:39,128 (laughs) 386 00:16:39,129 --> 00:16:41,130 WHO'S THIS? WHO'S THIS MONKEY? 387 00:16:41,131 --> 00:16:44,433 OH, THAT'S HIS PORTLY SIDEKICK NAMED RANDY. 388 00:16:44,434 --> 00:16:47,336 OH, MY GOD... 389 00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:51,040 THAT MUST BE CHERYL. 390 00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:54,484 ALL RIGHT. GRAB THESE BOOKS. COME ON, TREVOR, LET'S GO. 391 00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:03,392 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE THE GRUMPY GUY. 392 00:17:03,393 --> 00:17:06,155 I MEAN, HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THE RESEMBLANCE? 393 00:17:06,156 --> 00:17:09,598 PLEASE. THAT'S NOT ME. 394 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:12,101 THAT'S JUST A HIGHLY FICTIONALIZED CHARACTER 395 00:17:12,102 --> 00:17:14,363 LOOSELY BASED ON ME. 396 00:17:14,364 --> 00:17:19,037 RIGHT. "THE GRUMPY GUY AND THE HOMEMADE FIREWORKS." 397 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,170 OH. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ONE. 398 00:17:21,171 --> 00:17:22,171 UH-HUH. 399 00:17:22,172 --> 00:17:23,172 (laughs) 400 00:17:23,173 --> 00:17:25,174 SHE'S COMING. JULIE'S COMING. 401 00:17:25,175 --> 00:17:27,176 JIM, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HER FACE 402 00:17:27,177 --> 00:17:29,178 WHEN I TOLD HER YOU FOUND TREVOR. 403 00:17:29,179 --> 00:17:31,450 OH, A GOOD BUST REALLY TURNS ME ON. 404 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,452 THANK YOU, ANDY. 405 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,053 (imitates Julie) YOU'RE SUCH A DELIGHT. 406 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,255 (laughs) 407 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,127 (barks) (normal voice) WHAT? 408 00:17:38,128 --> 00:17:40,129 I TOLD YOU, I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE COOKIES. 409 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:41,160 (barks) WHAT? 410 00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,162 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 411 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,394 HERE, HERE, HERE, I'LL SPLIT IT WITH YOU. (growls) 412 00:17:45,395 --> 00:17:46,695 NO, NO. 413 00:17:46,696 --> 00:17:48,737 ALL RIGHT, TAKE THE WHOLE THING! TAKE THE WHOLE THING! 414 00:17:48,738 --> 00:17:49,838 UNH. 415 00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:53,071 TREVOR! BABY! 416 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,174 COME TO MOMMY. COME OVER HERE. 417 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,176 BOY, JULIE, YOU MUST BE SO RELIEVED. 418 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,178 I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU'D LOST TREVOR FOREVER. 419 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:02,612 OH, THANK YOU. 420 00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:09,788 AND THANK YOU FOR TRIMMING YOUR TETRAFOLIUM IMMASCULATIS. 421 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,121 THAT'S "TREE" TO YOU. 422 00:18:12,122 --> 00:18:17,196 OH, I UNDERSTAND. I SPEAK CATHOLIC. 423 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:20,669 COME, DARLING. WE'LL GO HOME NOW. COME, COME HERE. 424 00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:22,571 NOT SO FAST, JULIE. 425 00:18:22,572 --> 00:18:25,174 DON'T YOU WANNA STICK AROUND AND HEAR THE STORY 426 00:18:25,175 --> 00:18:27,236 ABOUT HOW WE FOUND TREVOR? 427 00:18:27,237 --> 00:18:30,108 NOT REALLY. 428 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,611 MAYBE BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW. 429 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,483 I DO? 430 00:18:34,484 --> 00:18:36,745 IN THINK YOU DO. 431 00:18:36,746 --> 00:18:40,249 THINKING NOW, ARE WE? 432 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,751 WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW? 433 00:18:42,752 --> 00:18:46,155 ARE YOU PLAYING CAT AND MOUSE WITH ME? 434 00:18:46,156 --> 00:18:48,197 YES, BUT THIS TIME, I'M THE CAT. 435 00:18:48,198 --> 00:18:53,863 YOU FOOL. I'M ALWAYS THE CAT. 436 00:18:56,906 --> 00:19:01,210 WELL, CAT, MAYBE I SET THE BAIT FOR YOU, AND YOU BIT... 437 00:19:01,211 --> 00:19:04,543 OH, WILL YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF?! 438 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:07,476 THIS STUPID FEUD HAS BEEN GOING ON LONG ENOUGH. 439 00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:09,478 NOW, JULIE... WHAT? 440 00:19:09,479 --> 00:19:11,620 JIM DID NOT LET YOUR DOG OUT. WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 441 00:19:11,621 --> 00:19:17,486 YES, YES, WHAT IS GOIN' ON, MR. C.W. SEMPLE? 442 00:19:17,487 --> 00:19:19,928 ♪ DUN, DUN, DUN ♪ 443 00:19:19,929 --> 00:19:23,732 OH. OH, I FEEL FAINT. I MAY PASS OUT. 444 00:19:23,733 --> 00:19:25,764 GO AHEAD. NOBODY'S GONNA CATCH YOU. 445 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,737 OH, THEN I'M FINE. 446 00:19:28,738 --> 00:19:30,939 I HAD THIS DEADLINE, YOU SEE, 447 00:19:30,940 --> 00:19:32,941 AND "THE GRUMPY GUY" HADN'T THROWN 448 00:19:32,942 --> 00:19:34,943 ANY TERRIBLE TANTRUMS IN WEEKS. 449 00:19:34,944 --> 00:19:37,206 SO IT IS ME... 450 00:19:37,207 --> 00:19:39,748 AND, CHERYL, YOU'RE RANDY, THE PORTLY SIDEKICK. 451 00:19:39,749 --> 00:19:42,411 OH, SO, JULIE, 452 00:19:42,412 --> 00:19:45,183 YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING WITH JIM ALL THESE YEARS 453 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,185 JUST TO GET STORIES FOR YOUR BOOKS? 454 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:50,519 NO, I GENUINELY DISLIKE HIM. 455 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,422 SO YOU WROTE THESE BOOKS TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A JERK? 456 00:19:53,423 --> 00:19:55,464 A JERK? I KNOW MY BOOKS 457 00:19:55,465 --> 00:19:58,196 ARE A LITTLE ABOVE YOUR READING LEVEL, 458 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,829 BUT "THE GRUMPY GUY" IS MY HERO. 459 00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:03,832 Y-YEAH, A-ACTUALLY, RANDY'S THE JERK. 460 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,334 SORRY, CHERYL. 461 00:20:05,335 --> 00:20:06,975 YEAH, I'M SORRY. 462 00:20:06,976 --> 00:20:08,977 OH, JIM, IT WOULD BE SO SAD 463 00:20:08,978 --> 00:20:12,611 IF THERE WERE NO MORE "GRUMPY GUY" BOOKS. 464 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:15,544 I'D MISS OUR QUIXOTIC ADVENTURES. 465 00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:19,688 YES, AND YOU'D MISS THE SLOW ONES, TOO. 466 00:20:19,689 --> 00:20:23,892 AND PEOPLE THINK I MAKE THIS STUFF UP. 467 00:20:23,893 --> 00:20:26,995 NO, I MEAN, IT... IT REALLY DOESN'T HAVE TO END. 468 00:20:26,996 --> 00:20:28,397 IT DOESN'T? IT DOESN'T? 469 00:20:28,398 --> 00:20:30,499 NO, I MEAN, JIM FIGHTS WITH LOTS OF PEOPLE. 470 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:32,861 YOU COULD JUST FOLLOW HIM AROUND AND TAKE NOTES. 471 00:20:32,862 --> 00:20:34,863 I DON'T FIGHT WITH PEOPLE. 472 00:20:34,864 --> 00:20:36,965 THEY ATTACK ME, AND I DEFEND MYSELF. 473 00:20:36,966 --> 00:20:39,007 RIGHT, RIGHT. OH, JIM, 474 00:20:39,008 --> 00:20:41,910 DID I TELL YOU THAT DUTCH EGAN TOOK HIS LAWN MOWER BACK? 475 00:20:41,911 --> 00:20:45,414 I JUST PUT 2 BUCKS WORTH OF GAS IN THAT DAMN MACHINE! 476 00:20:45,415 --> 00:20:47,846 OH, DEAR, I HOPE GRUMPY GUY 477 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,779 DOESN'T PUSH EGAN'S LAWN MOWER... 478 00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:51,850 INTO HIS POOL. 479 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,923 (inhales) THAT'S JUST WHAT I'M GONNA DO... 480 00:20:54,924 --> 00:20:57,926 AS SOON AS I GET THE GAS OUT OF THAT TANK! 481 00:20:57,927 --> 00:21:01,831 WAIT. NO, JIM, YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 482 00:21:03,693 --> 00:21:05,564 DO YOU THINK THEY KNOW? 483 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,496 THEY DON'T SUSPECT A THING. 484 00:21:07,497 --> 00:21:08,937 OH. 485 00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:11,741 PERFECT. 31277

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