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HOW MUCH LONGER, DADDY?
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SOON, BABY, SOON.
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REMEMBER THE RULES?
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NO PUSHING OR RUNNING.
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THAT'S RIGHT. AND?
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DADDY GETS TO GO IN FIRST.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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CANNONBALL!
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HOW MUCH LONGER, DADDY?
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SOON.
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COME ON!
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STOP COMPLAINING, BOTH OF YOU.
COME ON NOW. COME ON, STOP IT.
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♪♪♪
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HONEY, THAT WAS SO GOOD.
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OH!
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YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE
A GREAT MEAL
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WHEN CHERYL BREAKS OUT
THE BACKUP FORK.
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IT'S CALLED
A SALAD FORK, DADDY.
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ARE YOU SURE?
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'CAUSE I USED BOTH FORKS,
AND I DIDN'T EAT ANY SALAD.
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OH...
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YEAH, YOU ALSO USED
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YOUR MEAT HAND
AND YOUR POTATO HAND.
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OKAY. KIDS, YOU WANT TO HELP ME
AND AUNT DANA CLEAR THE TABLE?
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WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HELP
WITH THE DISHES?
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UH...
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NO, RYAN, BUT THANK YOU.
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WOW.
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YOU ARE SO THOUGHTFUL.
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I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU GET
THE BIGGEST PIECE OF CAKE.
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THAT'S WHY I MARRIED YOU.
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CAN WE SPEAK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?
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IN THE LIVING ROOM?
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(stammering) WHAT DID...
HEY, WHAT DID I DO?
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WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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THE FIRST RULE
AS A MALE GUEST IN MY HOUSE
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IS NEVER, EVER OFFER
TO DO THE DISHES!
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I WAS JUST TRYING
TO BE POLITE.
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OH! "POLITE"?
(chuckles)
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WOW, JIM, WE'VE BEEN DINING
WITH SIR WALTER RALEIGH.
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(groans)
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SORRY, YOU KNOW,
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AT HOME, I LIKE TO HELP OUT
WITH THE DISHES.
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THAT WAY I GET TO SPEND
A LITTLE MORE TIME WITH DANA.
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(Jim and Andy groan)
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OKAY, LET'S DO A CHECK.
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YEAH, I GOT MINE.
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HOW ABOUT YOU, ANDY?
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BONNIE AND CLYDE PRESENT
AND ACCOUNTED FOR.
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OKAY, LOOK, IT DOESN'T
MAKE ME ANY LESS OF A MAN
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TO LET DANA KNOW
THAT I LOVE HER, ALL RIGHT?
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IN FACT, CHECK THIS OUT.
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HUH?
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OHH.
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(laughs) I GOT IT. ALL RIGHT.
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DISHES AND JEWELRY?
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MM-HMM. SOMEONE'S IN
THE DOGHOUSE. MM-HMM.
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WHAT DID YOU DO,
RUN YOUR CAR INTO A TREE
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WHILE YOU WERE WATCHING
A FEMALE JOGGER?
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YOU DO REMEMBER THAT
I'M A GYNECOLOGIST, RIGHT?
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LOOK, I'M JUST BEING ROMANTIC.
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I BOUGHT HER A PRESENT
FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY.
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ANNIVERSARY?
YOU JUST GOT MARRIED IN MAY.
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YOU KNOW HOW I REMEMBER THAT?
'CAUSE IT RHYMES WITH "GAY."
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AND THAT'S HOW YOU LOOKED
IN YOUR TUX,
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SO IT STUCK IN OUR HEADS.
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WELL, ACTUALLY,
TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY
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OF OUR FIRST DATE,
SO I GOT HER THE LOCKET.
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FIRST DATE? COME ON, WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA CELEBRATE NEXT...
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YOUR FIRST FIGHT? THE FIRST TIME
YOU SAID I LOVE YOU?
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THE TIME YOU RAN INTO A TREE
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BECAUSE YOU WERE LOOKING
AT A FEMALE JOGGER?
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I'VE NEVER DONE THAT.
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YOU KNOW,
WHEN I'M IN MY HYBRID,
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THEY DON'T EVEN HEAR ME
COMING UP BEHIND 'EM.
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LOOK, GIVE ME THAT.
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LOOK, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? THE
BIG DEAL IS A BIG DEAL. IT'S A BIG DEAL!
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YEAH, IT'S A BIG DEAL BECAUSE
YOU'RE MAKING MY MAN LOOK BAD.
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ALL RIGHT?
ALL RIGHT, HERE, HERE.
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IT'S KIND OF LIKE
YOU'RE THE GUY
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AT THE STRIP CLUB
WITH NOTHING BUT 20s,
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WHEN WE'RE SITTIN' AROUND,
ALL WE GOT ARE SINGLES.
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DO YOU KNOW
WHAT A GYNECOLOGIST IS?
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I CAN'T WORK
WITH THIS ONE, JIM.
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LOOK, ALL RIGHT, MARRIAGE IS
LIKE A MARATHON, OKAY?
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IF YOU START OUT OF THE GATE
REALLY FAST LIKE THAT,
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YOU'RE GONNA DIE
BY MILE 10.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I KNOW
HOW TO TREAT MY WIFE.
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THIS IS NOT ABOUT
YOU AND YOUR WIFE.
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THIS IS ABOUT YOU AND ME.
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YOU GIVE HER THAT LOCKET,
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT
I GET FROM CHERYL?
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WHAT?
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THE LOOK.
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ANDY, SHOW HIM
WHAT THE LOOK IS.
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YOU SEE THAT?
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DOESN'T THAT
BREAK YOUR HEART?
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YES.
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NOW I GOTTA GET HIM
A LOCKET.
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TOO LATE.
SEE?
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LOOK, JIM, I'M GONNA
GIVE DANA THIS LOCKET,
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AND SHE'S GONNA LOVE IT
ALMOST AS MUCH
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AS SHE'S GONNA LOVE
THE CHAMPAGNE AND YELLOW ROSES
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I'VE GOT WAITING FOR
HER AT THE HOUSE. WHAT?!
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CHAMPAGNE AND ROSES?!
FOR WHAT?
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YEAH, 118 OF 'EM.
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THAT WAS THE DINNER TAB
ON OUR FIRST DATE.
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GOD!
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WELL, WHAT WERE YOU EATING...
GOLD?
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SOMETHING SWEET
FOR MY SWEETIE!
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AND CAKE FOR JIM AND ANDY.
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YOU KNOW, DANA...
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I'VE GOT SOMETHING
FOR YOU, TOO. REALLY?
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I THINK, ANDY,
WE ARE ON THE BRINK
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OF AN ALL-OUT
ROMANTIC NUCLEAR WAR.
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
OF OUR FIRST DATE.
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OH, RYAN, THAT IS SO SWEET!
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WE HAVE A CONFIRMED
LAUNCH, SIR. YES.
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OH, JIM!
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DID YOU SEE THIS LOCKET
THAT RYAN GAVE DANA?
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IT'S ADORABLE.
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COME ON,
I WANT TO GO TRY IT ON.
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OKAY.
YOU ARE THE BEST.
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YOU SEE HER WITH THE LOCKET?
DID YOU SEE THAT FACE? I SAW IT.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
SHE'S GONNA DO WHEN SHE HEARS
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ABOUT THE CHAMPAGNE
AND THE ROSES?
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UNLESS...
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UNLESS DANA NEVER GETS
THE CHAMPAGNE AND FLOWERS.
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I SEE I'VE BEEN A VERY GOOD
INFLUENCE ON YOU, ASSHOPPER.
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OKAY, COME ON.
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YOU GOT ALL THE FLOWERS?
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EVERY LAST ONE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OOH.
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HELLO! HEADS UP!
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AAH!
AAH!
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OW! OW!
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OH, ARE THE COOKIES DONE?
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THEY'RE OATMEAL. TRY ONE.
OKAY.
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WE ADDED A SECRET INGREDIENT.
GUESS WHAT IT IS.
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OH!
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IS IT PART OF THE LAWN?
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NO. IT'S GOAT CHEESE.
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WE CALL THEM
GOATMEAL COOKIES.
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MMM. ALL RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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NO MORE COOKING
WITHOUT MOMMY.
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WHY, BECAUSE IT'S DANGEROUS?
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YEAH, THAT, TOO.
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GO, GO, GO.
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OH!
MMM.
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COOKIES, HUH? SWEET.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE SHOULD TAKE THESE OUT
TO THE GUYS IN THE BAND.
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NO, JIM. THEY'RE AWFUL.
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HONEY, THEY'RE MY FRIENDS,
AND THEY DESERVE COOKIES, TOO.
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FINE.
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OHH! OH, MY GOD,
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
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STILL A COOKIE.
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HEY, JIM,
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YOU STOLE MY FLOWERS.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY PROOF?
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YOU SMELL LIKE ROSES.
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IT'S MY NEW LOTION.
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YOU MADE ME LOOK
LIKE AN IDIOT.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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I PROMISED DANA A ROOM FULL
OF CHAMPAGNE AND ROSES.
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AND LUCKY FOR YOU,
SHE THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING,
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LIKE, THIS SEXY
MAKE-BELIEVE THING,
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SO SHE PUTS ON
THIS INVISIBLE LINGERIE THING.
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SO THEN WHEN I CAME IN,
SHE WAS...
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OH, YES, PLEASE.
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MORE DETAIL ABOUT THE TWISTED
CRAP MY SISTER'S INTO.
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JUST SO YOU KNOW,
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT...
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YOU BROUGHT IT ALL
ON YOURSELF.
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DID YOU JUST THROW DOWN
A GAUNTLET?
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GAUNTLET THROWN.
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OKAY, MR. GAY WEDDING TUX,
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WHAT DO YOU GOT?
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OH, YEAH. LIKE I'D BE
STUPID ENOUGH TO TELL YOU.
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MUST NOT BE VERY GOOD.
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WELL, FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
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I HAVE THE FIRST SPOON THAT DANA
USED TO EAT CEREAL AT MY PLACE.
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AND I HAD THE DATE
ENGRAVED ON THE HANDLE.
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AND JUST SO YOU KNOW,
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P. DIDDY WORE THE EXACT
SAME TUX AT THE IMAGE AWARDS.
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SO HA HA HA HA HA,
HA HA HA... BAM!
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GENTLEMEN.
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HEY, GUYS.
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HEY, DUDE, OFF MY STOOL.
ME? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S LATE.
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HEY, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT.
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MY NEW BROTHER-IN-LAW
IS MAKING ME LOOK BAD.
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THE YOUNG, HANDSOME DOCTOR?
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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HE'S SHOWERING DANA
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WITH PRESENTS
AND JEWELRY AND JUNK.
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THAT'S WHY I LIKE UGLY CHICKS.
THEY'RE JUST HAPPY YOU'RE THERE.
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WELL, I HAVE A ROMANTIC
ACE IN THE HOLE RIGHT HERE.
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A ROMANTIC CASSETTE?
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WHAT IS THAT,
SOUNDTRACK TO "FOOTLOOSE"?
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
JIM, IS THAT THE TAPE?
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THE MIX TAPE THAT CHERYL
MADE FOR ME ON OUR THIRD DATE...
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"BLUES FOR MY BABY."
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OH, ETTA JAMES? JOHN LEE HOOKER?
KOKO TAYLOR?
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UH-HUH.
THIS IS AWESOME.
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YEAH. WHEN SHE MADE THIS FOR ME,
I KNEW TWO THINGS...
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ONE, THAT SHE WAS VERY COOL,
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AND TWO, THAT SHE WAS
REALLY INTO ME.
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AND OVER THE YEARS,
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THIS TAPE BECAME THE SOUNDTRACK
FOR OUR FAIRY-TALE LIVES.
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(music playing)
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YEP.
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THAT WAS SOMETHING ELSE.
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SO I'M GONNA POP THIS BABY
INTO THE CASSETTE TONIGHT,
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AND I'M GONNA SHOW RYAN
WHAT TRUE ROMANCE IS.
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I THOUGHT THAT TAPE BURNED UP
IN THE FIRE YOU SET
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AS AN ALIBI WHEN YOU
FORGOT CHERYL'S BIRTHDAY.
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SO DOES CHERYL.
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BUT I HID IT,
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KNOWING ONE DAY I COULD
USE THIS TO MAYBE SAVE MY LIFE.
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I KEEP A BOTTLE OF GIN
IN THE TANK OF MY TOILET.
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SAME REASON.
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ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S GO.
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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
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(playing blues rock)
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(groans)
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(gasps)
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OH, MY GOD.
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OH, I'M SORRY, CHERYL.
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YOU CAUGHT ME IN THE MIDDLE
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OF READING ONE OF
MY FAVORITE YEATS POEMS.
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LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.
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MY DEAR?
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OH, I ALMOST
FORGOT SOMETHING.
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00:12:34,985 --> 00:12:36,826
WHO YOU ARE?
234
00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:38,087
NO.
235
00:12:38,088 --> 00:12:41,230
I HAVE A SURPRISE
IN MY POCKET.
236
00:12:41,231 --> 00:12:43,392
OH, JIM, I HATE THAT GAME.
237
00:12:43,393 --> 00:12:45,034
NO, NO.
238
00:12:45,035 --> 00:12:47,336
HERE. REMEMBER THIS?
239
00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:51,340
OH, MY GOD! JIM, IS THAT
OUR MIX TAPE? YEAH.
240
00:12:51,341 --> 00:12:53,002
I THOUGHT THIS GOT DESTROYED
241
00:12:53,003 --> 00:12:55,074
IN THAT FREAK LIGHTNING STRIKE
ON MY BIRTHDAY.
242
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,476
SO DID I.
243
00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:01,250
HONEY!
OH, THIS IS AMAZING!
244
00:13:01,251 --> 00:13:02,882
OH!
245
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,884
BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?
246
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,255
YES.
247
00:13:06,256 --> 00:13:08,057
COME ON, LET'S HEAR IT.
248
00:13:08,058 --> 00:13:11,390
OH! OH, HONEY, THAT'S JUST CD.
WE DON'T HAVE A TAPE DECK.
249
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,823
WE HAVE A TAPE DECK
ANYWHERE IN THE HOUSE?
250
00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:15,794
NO. KYLE RUINED THE LAST ONE
251
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,127
TRYING TO LISTEN
TO A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH.
252
00:13:18,128 --> 00:13:20,269
OH, DAMN.
I REALLY WANTED TO HEAR THIS.
253
00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:23,132
OHH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY?
LOOK AT IT THIS WAY...
254
00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:26,035
OUR LOVE HAS
OUTLASTED TECHNOLOGY.
255
00:13:26,036 --> 00:13:28,037
MMM. WELL, I HOPE PROGRESS
HASN'T CHANGED
256
00:13:28,038 --> 00:13:29,839
THE WAY YOU SAY THANK YOU.
257
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,340
MMM.
258
00:13:31,341 --> 00:13:33,382
I'LL BE BACK IN ONE MINUTE.
259
00:13:33,383 --> 00:13:34,384
YES!
260
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,949
YES!
261
00:13:39,950 --> 00:13:42,853
'TIS I...
CUPID, THE GOD OF LOVE.
262
00:13:44,855 --> 00:13:47,396
OKAY. OKAY.
263
00:13:47,397 --> 00:13:49,399
ANDY!
264
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,402
ANDY, COME ON, COME ON.
265
00:13:53,403 --> 00:13:55,404
ZIP IT. THE TAPE WORKED.
IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH.
266
00:13:55,405 --> 00:13:57,066
COME ON, I'LL USE YOU
ANOTHER TIME.
267
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:59,438
YOU SAY THAT EVERY TIME
I PUT THIS ON.
268
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,912
COME ON!
GO ON! GO ON!
269
00:14:04,114 --> 00:14:05,574
HI!
270
00:14:05,575 --> 00:14:07,316
HI.
271
00:14:07,317 --> 00:14:09,318
WOW. BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS.
272
00:14:09,319 --> 00:14:11,320
I KNOW!
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
273
00:14:11,321 --> 00:14:12,481
NO OCCASION.
274
00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:15,454
THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT
SO UNBELIEVABLY SWEET.
275
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,627
LAST NIGHT, JIM SURPRISED ME
WITH A WHOLE ROMANTIC EVENING...
276
00:14:18,628 --> 00:14:20,229
FLOWERS, CHAMPAGNE...
277
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:22,331
AND NOT THE KIND HE GETS FREE
WITH AN OIL CHANGE.
278
00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:24,363
OH.
279
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,096
FLOWERS AND CHAMPAGNE?
THAT'S INTERESTING.
280
00:14:27,097 --> 00:14:29,098
(gasps) AND HE GAVE ME
THE MIX TAPE
281
00:14:29,099 --> 00:14:32,371
WE USED TO LISTEN TO WHEN
WE WERE FALLING IN LOVE. UH-HUH.
282
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,644
I WAS SO TOUCHED... YEAH,
YEAH. BACK TO THE ROSES.
283
00:14:35,645 --> 00:14:38,077
BALLPARK FIGURE...
HOW MANY WERE THERE?
284
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,409
OH, GOSH, I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S NOT LIKE I COUNTED.
285
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:43,012
CHERYL.
118.
286
00:14:43,013 --> 00:14:44,283
INTERESTING.
287
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,456
I KNOW!
AND IT'S SO UNLIKE JIM.
288
00:14:47,457 --> 00:14:49,358
I KNOW.
IT'S A LOT MORE LIKE RYAN.
289
00:14:49,359 --> 00:14:51,991
I KNOW!
YEAH.
290
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,493
OKAY. HERE'S SOMETHING
YOU DON'T KNOW.
291
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,266
THE OTHER NIGHT, RYAN TOLD ME
THAT HE FILLED OUR HOUSE
292
00:14:57,267 --> 00:15:01,300
WITH 118 YELLOW ROSES
AND CHAMPAGNE.
293
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,334
BUT WHEN WE GOT HOME,
THERE WAS NOTHING THERE.
294
00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:09,678
INTERESTING.
295
00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:11,410
I KNOW.
296
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,511
(gasps)
297
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:17,486
IS IT POSSIBLE THAT JIM
STOLE RYAN'S IDEA?
298
00:15:17,487 --> 00:15:21,251
JIM STOLE THE ROSES!
I KNOW!
299
00:15:26,156 --> 00:15:29,128
HEY, CHERYL,
CAN YOU SMELL THIS SHIRT?
300
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,700
I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S CLEAN.
MY NOSE IS REALLY STUFFY.
301
00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:33,562
YOU ARE A LIAR.
302
00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:35,234
NO, SERIOUSLY,
LOOK IN THERE.
303
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,236
IT LOOKS LIKE
A COLLAPSED MINE SHAFT.
304
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,108
NO!
WHY? LOOK, LOOK!
305
00:15:39,109 --> 00:15:41,972
JIM, YOU STOLE THOSE FLOWERS!
306
00:15:47,117 --> 00:15:49,278
DO YOU HAVE PROOF?
307
00:15:49,279 --> 00:15:52,121
I DON'T NEED PROOF.
308
00:15:52,122 --> 00:15:55,454
OH. 'CAUSE THAT WAS MY OUT.
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF.
309
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,655
JIM...
WHAT?
310
00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,657
I WAS JUST IN THERE SINGING
YOUR PRAISES TO DANA
311
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,260
ABOUT OUR ROMANTIC EVENING,
AND NOW I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT!
312
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:03,262
COME ON, YOU DON'T
LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
313
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:06,335
HEY! EXPLAIN TO ME WHY
YOU STOLE FROM RYAN AND DANA.
314
00:16:06,336 --> 00:16:08,097
I CAN'T EXPLAIN
IT TO YOU, HONEY.
315
00:16:08,098 --> 00:16:09,568
YOU'VE NEVER
GOTTEN THE LOOK.
316
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,500
THE LOOK?
THE LOOK.
317
00:16:11,501 --> 00:16:14,643
THE "SOME OTHER HUSBAND IS DOING
A BETTER JOB THAN YOU" LOOK.
318
00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:16,646
LIKE THIS.
319
00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:21,450
I LOOK LIKE
ROBERT DE NIRO?
320
00:16:21,451 --> 00:16:22,751
NO!
321
00:16:22,752 --> 00:16:24,713
ANDY DOES IT MUCH BETTER.
322
00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:27,616
REALLY, IT'S TERRIBLE.
YOU DO THIS LOOK.
323
00:16:27,617 --> 00:16:29,618
YOU MAY NOT THINK
YOU DO THIS LOOK,
324
00:16:29,619 --> 00:16:31,660
BUT YOU DO THIS LOOK,
AND I CAN'T STAND IT.
325
00:16:31,661 --> 00:16:33,462
IT MAKES ME FEEL TERRIBLE.
326
00:16:33,463 --> 00:16:37,066
THEN WITH RYAN GOING OVER
THE TOP WITH HIS ROMANCE CRAP,
327
00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:39,068
I'M GONNA GET THE LOOK
ALL THE TIME.
328
00:16:39,069 --> 00:16:41,671
RYAN IS SETTING THE ROMANTIC BAR
TOO HIGH FOR ME.
329
00:16:43,473 --> 00:16:45,674
OH.
330
00:16:45,675 --> 00:16:48,277
WHAT?
331
00:16:48,278 --> 00:16:50,309
WHAT? COME ON!
332
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,312
WHAT'S THE "OH"? I HATE THE "OH"
AS MUCH AS I HATE THE LOOK!
333
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,115
LAST NIGHT WASN'T ABOUT ME.
IT WAS ABOUT YOU.
334
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,586
NO, IT WASN'T.
YES, IT WAS.
335
00:16:57,587 --> 00:16:59,748
CHERYL, I WAS READING POETRY
THAT DIDN'T RHYME.
336
00:16:59,749 --> 00:17:01,390
IT WASN'T ABOUT ME.
337
00:17:01,391 --> 00:17:04,123
IT WAS. IT WAS TO MAKE
YOU LOOK ROMANTIC.
338
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,724
IT WASN'T FROM YOUR HEART.
339
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,626
IT WASN'T TO MAKE ME
FEEL SPECIAL.
340
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,299
IT WAS ALL SO YOU COULD
EVEN THE SCORE WITH RYAN!
341
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,661
OH.
342
00:17:12,662 --> 00:17:14,703
YEAH, "OH."
343
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,265
HERE'S A NEW LOOK.
344
00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:18,537
THIS IS A LOOK THAT SAYS
I WILL NEVER EXPECT
345
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:22,112
ANYTHING SINCERE OR ROMANTIC
FROM YOU EVER AGAIN.
346
00:17:26,816 --> 00:17:29,578
DAMN.
347
00:17:29,579 --> 00:17:32,152
I STILL DON'T KNOW
IF THIS SHIRT IS CLEAN.
348
00:17:41,191 --> 00:17:43,192
WANT TO KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN?
349
00:17:43,193 --> 00:17:47,136
I DON'T KNOW,
STEALING RYAN'S CAR?
350
00:17:47,137 --> 00:17:50,470
I HAVEN'T STOLEN A CAR IN 30...
I DON'T STEAL CARS!
351
00:17:57,347 --> 00:17:59,209
(music playing)
352
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,852
IS THIS OUR MIX TAPE?
353
00:18:03,853 --> 00:18:07,686
MM-HMM. I HAD IT MADE
INTO A CD.
354
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:11,690
AND I DIDN'T DO IT FOR RYAN
OR ME OR ANYBODY ELSE.
355
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:14,394
I DID IT FOR YOU.
356
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,871
WE'VE HAD SOME WONDERFUL
MEMORIES TO THIS TAPE.
357
00:18:22,872 --> 00:18:24,533
WE HAVE.
YEAH.
358
00:18:24,534 --> 00:18:27,576
WE HAVE.
359
00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:29,709
WANT TO CREATE ANOTHER ONE?
360
00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:34,583
YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD
361
00:18:34,584 --> 00:18:37,186
DANCES WITH THE LUCKIEST MAN
ON THE PLANET?
362
00:18:37,187 --> 00:18:39,449
OHH.
363
00:19:03,213 --> 00:19:06,476
I'M JUST GONNA BUY THIS OUTFIT.
THE RENTAL'S KILLING ME.
364
00:19:09,279 --> 00:19:10,549
IT SOUNDS SO GREAT.
365
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:12,551
YOU KNOW, WHEN THEY PUT IT
ON THE CD,
366
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,453
THEY JUST BOOSTED
ALL THE LEVELS.
367
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,824
IT SOUNDS REALLY CLEAR.
368
00:19:15,825 --> 00:19:16,825
DIP?
369
00:19:16,826 --> 00:19:18,357
(gasps) OH.
370
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,759
OOH, I THINK I JUST GOT
A LITTLE BOOST MYSELF.
371
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,592
(laughs)
372
00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:26,266
OH, BREAK IT UP, YOU TWO.
PEOPLE EAT IN HERE.
373
00:19:28,698 --> 00:19:30,700
ALL RIGHT,
MY YOUNG WIFE...
374
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,704
I'LL LEAVE YOU TO BRAG
TO YOUR SISTER
375
00:19:35,705 --> 00:19:37,577
HOW ROMANTIC
YOUR HUSBAND IS.
376
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:43,382
I'LL SEE YOU UPSTAIRS
WITH THE CD IN BED.
377
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:47,417
WINK, WINK, NUDGE, BOING!
378
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,693
GAG ME WITH A SPOON.
OH, LOOK. RYAN GAVE ME ONE.
379
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,665
HE ENGRAVED THE SPOON I USED
380
00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:58,967
TO EAT CEREAL AT HIS HOUSE
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
381
00:19:58,968 --> 00:20:02,531
OH, THAT IS SO SWEET.
382
00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:07,576
"DEAR DANA,
YOU'RE GRRRRRREAT!"
383
00:20:07,577 --> 00:20:08,807
UGH.
384
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,309
I MEAN, I GET IT.
385
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:12,981
JEEZ, RYAN, YOU FREAKIN'
LOVE ME, BUT ENOUGH!
386
00:20:12,982 --> 00:20:15,514
YOU KNOW, HONEY, THIS STUFF
MAY SEEM SILLY NOW,
387
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,346
BUT IN 15 YEARS,
IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT MEMORY.
388
00:20:17,347 --> 00:20:21,550
LIKE THIS MIX TAPE YOU CAN HEAR?
THAT'S THE ONE I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
389
00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:23,792
JIM HAD IT PUT ON CD FOR ME.
390
00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:26,525
THAT IS KIND OF SWEET.
I KNOW.
391
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,657
IT SOUNDS SO CLEAR.
392
00:20:28,658 --> 00:20:30,260
HEY, TURN IT UP.
393
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,732
(Man) I LOVE YOU, CHERYL.
394
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,933
OH, MY GOD.
395
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,836
WHAT WAS THAT?
396
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:39,838
(Man) I LOVE YOU, CHERYL.
397
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,440
IS THAT JIM?
398
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:44,313
HE SOUNDS SO YOUNG
AND SOMEHOW CUTER.
399
00:20:44,314 --> 00:20:48,548
NO, THAT'S NOT JIM.
THAT'S MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHAD.
400
00:20:51,821 --> 00:20:55,384
WHY IS CHAD ON A MIX TAPE
YOU MADE FOR JIM?
401
00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:57,386
BECAUSE I DIDN'T MAKE IT
FOR JIM.
402
00:20:57,387 --> 00:21:00,730
CHAD MADE IT FOR ME.
403
00:21:02,832 --> 00:21:04,434
CAN I TELL JIM?
404
00:21:06,596 --> 00:21:09,599
OH, PLEASE?
PLEASE?
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