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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,934 --> 00:00:03,104 YOU KNOW, CHERYL, I KNOW WE ALWAYS FIGHT 2 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:04,772 ABOUT WHICH MOVIE TO SEE, 3 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:07,241 BUT I THINK I FOUND ONE WE'RE BOTH GONNA LIKE. 4 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:09,777 OH, JIM, I DON'T WANT TO SEE "ZOMBIE DEATH NINJAS." 5 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,745 YOU KNOW, NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THE ZOMBIES. 6 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:14,382 IF YOU CAN SEE THEM, THAT MEANS THEY'RE ABOUT TO EAT YOUR BRAIN. 7 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:17,485 HONEY, HONEY, LOOK. "CHRISTINA'S TEARS." 8 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,787 IT'S ABOUT A WOMAN ON HER DEATHBED 9 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,156 WHO'S REMEMBERING ALL THE SWEET MOMENTS OF HER LIFE. 10 00:00:22,190 --> 00:00:25,326 OH. CHERYL, I'M NOT GONNA SEE THAT ONE UNTIL I FINISH THE BOOK... 11 00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:30,331 THAT I'M NOT GONNA BUY, AND I'M NOT GONNA READ. 12 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:32,542 COME ON, WE NEVER SEE MY MOVIES. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 13 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:34,835 WE NEVER SEE THE MOVIES I WANT TO SEE. 14 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:37,838 I HAVEN'T SEEN A MOVIE I WANTED TO SEE IN 15 YEARS. AND THAT'S MY FAULT? 15 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,540 WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT. HONEY. 16 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,275 WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES? 17 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:43,411 I WANT TO SEE "JAMI McFAME GOES TO LONDON." 18 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:46,214 I HEAR SHE ROCKS OUT WITH THE QUEEN. WE'LL WAIT IN THE CAR. 19 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:51,752 OH. OH. 20 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:55,223 I ALWAYS FORGET. IT'S THE KIDS WHO RUINED OUR LIFE. YEAH. 21 00:00:55,256 --> 00:00:57,791 GOOD ONE. ALL RIGHT. 22 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:00,561 ♪♪♪ 23 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:13,141 JIM, JIM, I-I-I GOT YOUR TEXT. WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY? 24 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:15,343 WE ARE GOING TO THE TRACK. 25 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:18,546 WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT'S NOT A WORKDAY. 26 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:21,482 ANDY, I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT 27 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,551 THAT ME, YOU AND SAMMY DAVIS JR. 28 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,887 WERE FLOATING ON A RAFT DOWN A RIVER. 29 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,423 YOU, THE ANDY MAN 30 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:32,693 AND THE CANDY MAN? YES. 31 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,863 AND THIS MORNING, I PICKED UP THE "RACING FORM," 32 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:38,599 AND LOOK WHO'S RUNNING IN THE THIRD RACE... 33 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:41,735 A HORSE NAMED "THREE BEST FRIENDS." 34 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,638 IT'S A SIGN. WE GOT TO BET IT. 35 00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:46,307 W-W-W-WAIT, WAIT. 36 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,742 ME, YOU AND SAMMY DAVIS JR. 37 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,544 ARE BEST FRIENDS? 38 00:01:50,578 --> 00:01:52,813 WELL, TO BE FAIR, 39 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:56,417 SAMMY DIDN'T REALLY CARE FOR YOU, 40 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,819 BUT I TALKED YOU UP. OH, THANKS, MAN. 41 00:01:58,852 --> 00:02:01,389 LET'S GO. TO THE TRACK. 42 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:08,862 HI. YOU JIM? 43 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:09,863 YEAH. 44 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:11,499 I'M PHIL. 45 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,634 OKAY. 46 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:16,404 I'M HARRY. TODD. 47 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:19,807 HELLO. 48 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:23,511 JIM, AREN'T YOU GONNA INTRODUCE ME? 49 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:27,281 UH, UH, GUYS, THIS IS ANDY. 50 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:29,750 ANDY, UH, THESE ARE A BUNCH OF GUYS WITH BABIES 51 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:32,553 THAT BROKE INTO MY HOME. 52 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:34,455 WE'RE THE DADDY AND ME GROUP. 53 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,457 YEAH, WE'RE HERE TO PLAY WITH OUR KIDS... (coos) 54 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,592 AND SHARE OUR FEELINGS ABOUT PARENTING. 55 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:39,827 WITH WHOM? 56 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:42,330 YOU. ALL OF US. 57 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:44,498 YOUR WIFE SAID TO BE HERE AT 10:00. 58 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:47,335 MY WIFE? 59 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,737 MY WIFE? 60 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:54,875 CHERYL! 61 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:59,813 FREEZE, BLONDIE. 62 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,815 YOU FREEZE RIGHT THERE. 63 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:05,619 SO I SEE YOU'VE MET YOUR DADDY GROUP. 64 00:03:05,653 --> 00:03:09,390 WHAT THE HELL, CHERYL? YOU CAN'T SPRING THIS ON ME LIKE THIS. 65 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,791 WELL, MY MOMMY AND ME GROUP 66 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:13,394 THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE NICE TO HAVE A DADDY GROUP, 67 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,529 AND I WAS GONNA RUN IT BY YOU, 68 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:18,266 BUT IT JUST SEEMED EASIER TO SNEAK OUT LIKE A COWARD. 69 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:20,634 CHERYL, FORGET IT. I GOT BIG PLANS TODAY. 70 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:21,669 I KNOW. I KNOW. 71 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:25,473 YOU GOT CIRCLE TIME, SING-ALONG AND HEALTHY SNACK. 72 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:28,742 UNLESS THESE ARE NAMES OF HORSES, WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM. 73 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:30,611 COME ON, HONEY. HELP ME OUT HERE. 74 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,613 I'M HOME ALL DAY WITH THOSE TWINS. 75 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:35,416 I JUST WANT A FEW HOURS A WEEK THAT ARE JUST FOR ME. 76 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:36,850 A FEW HOURS A WEEK? YES. 77 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,552 EXCUSE ME, CHERYL, 78 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,754 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE SEEN YOU SLEEPING. 79 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:44,292 THOSE HOURS ARE FOR YOU. 80 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:47,027 YOU TAKE SHOWERS ALONE 81 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:51,732 AGAINST AL GORE'S GUIDELINES. 82 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:54,435 AND LAST WEEK, YOU WERE GONE ALL AFTERNOON 83 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,270 AT THE DERMATOLOGIST. 84 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,539 I HAD A BIOPSY, 85 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,575 AND I TOOK THE KIDS WITH ME. 86 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:04,845 OH, HOW DID THAT TURN OUT? 87 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:07,581 WELL, WE CAN TALK LATER. I'M GONNA MISS THE FIRST RACE. 88 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,517 OH, COME ON. COME ON. 89 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:12,386 I'M EXHAUSTED FROM THOSE KIDS. IT'S ALL I DO ALL DAY. 90 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:14,522 CHERYL, I AM EXHAUSTED FROM WORK. 91 00:04:14,555 --> 00:04:15,689 I NEED THIS BREAK. 92 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:17,558 MY JOB NEVER STOPS. 93 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,528 OH, PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. 94 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:24,432 I'D LOVE TO TRADE PLACES WITH YOU JUST ONCE. 95 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:25,833 DAMN IT. 96 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:32,506 SEE YA. AH. 97 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:36,310 I SAW THAT COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH, AND I COULDN'T STOP IT. 98 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:40,581 (all) ♪ ON THAT FARM HE HAD A... ♪ 99 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,483 WHAT, LIZA? 100 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:46,454 WHAT DID OLD MacDONALD HAVE, LIZA? 101 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:48,656 PICK AN ANIMAL, LIZA. (coos) 102 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:51,559 HELLO! LIZA! 103 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,594 UH, JIM, SHE... SHE DOESN'T TALK. 104 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,529 OH, THAT MEANS SHE LOSES HER TURN. 105 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:57,598 PICK ME. JIM, JIM, PICK ME. 106 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:01,435 ANDY. UM, HEY, LET'S DO DUCK AGAIN, HUH? 107 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:02,970 THAT WAS FUN. 108 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:06,440 ♪ WITH A "QUACK-QUACK" HERE AND A "QUACK-QUACK" THERE ♪ 109 00:05:06,474 --> 00:05:08,509 ♪ HERE A "QUACK," THERE A "QUACK" ♪ 110 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,511 ♪ EVERYWHERE A "QUACK-QUACK" 111 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:13,414 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. SONG TIME IS OVER. (crying) 112 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:14,748 OVER, OVER, OVER. 113 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:16,484 WELL, NOW WHAT? 114 00:05:16,517 --> 00:05:19,086 WELL, IT SAYS HERE IN CHERYL'S INSTRUCTIONS 115 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:22,022 THAT IT'S DISCUSSION TIME. 116 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,757 WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN? 117 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:25,393 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SHARE 118 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,395 A HARD TIME WE HAD WITH THE KIDS THIS WEEK. 119 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:29,763 BESIDES RIGHT NOW? 120 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,500 DOES ANYBODY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEIR KIDS? 121 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,739 OKAY, ANDY. PICK AN ANIMAL. 122 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,441 UH... (gasps) 123 00:05:40,474 --> 00:05:42,510 HOW ABOUT THE WILDEBEEST? 124 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:46,514 ♪ WITH A... (bellows) HERE AND A... (bellows) THERE ♪ 125 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,616 ♪ HERE A... (bellows), THERE A... (bellows) ♪ 126 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:51,118 ♪ EVERYWHERE A... (bellows) 127 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:54,121 ♪ OLD MacDONALD HAD A FARM ♪ 128 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,990 ♪ E-I-E-I-O CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS DADDY AND ME CRAP? 129 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,125 YEAH, IT SUCKS. 130 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,694 YOU KNOW, MY WIFE SAYS TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND, THOUGH. 131 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,129 (scoffs WHY? 132 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:05,165 WHEN DID AN OPEN MIND EVER LEAD TO ANYTHING GOOD? 133 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:07,167 YOU GOT A POINT THERE. 134 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,102 IN MY DAY, "DADDY AND ME" 135 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,705 MEANT ME SITTING IN THE CAR WITH THE HEATER ON 136 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:14,575 WHILE HE WAS IN THE BAR GETTING TANKED UP. 137 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:17,144 YEAH, WELL, A LOT'S CHANGED SINCE THE '30s. 138 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:26,119 YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE A CAR OLDER THAN YOU. 139 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:27,755 HEY, LOOK AT THAT. 140 00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:30,157 THEY'RE BOTH TRYING TO GET THE SAME RATTLE. 141 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,992 HA. THAT'S CUTE. 142 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:35,162 5 BUCKS SAYS MINE MAKES IT FIRST. OH, YOU'RE ON. LET ME JUST... YEAH. 143 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:37,698 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. COME ON. COME ON, GORDON. COME ON, LIZA. 144 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,043 GO GET IT. GORDON, GO GET IT. GORDON, GO GET IT. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 145 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,945 MOVE, BABY, THERE YOU GO. COME ON. WHERE YOU GOING? 146 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:45,582 THAT'S RIGHT, MOVE. LOOK AT HER. IT'S LIKE POETRY IN MOTION. I'M GONNA PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION 147 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:47,508 IF YOU DON'T GET OVER THERE. 148 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:50,644 GO GET IT, GORDON. GO GET IT. GO GET IT. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 149 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:52,145 YEAH! OH. 150 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,615 ALL RIGHT, DOUBLE OR NOTHING? YOU'RE ON. LET'S DO IT AGAIN. 151 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:57,026 ALL RIGHT, LET'S PUT THESE KIDS OVER HERE. SET UP THE NEXT THING. 152 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:59,629 OH, I WANT IN ON SOME OF THIS. YOU WANT IN ON THIS? YOU WANT IN ON IT? 153 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:01,097 WHO'S GOT LIZA? SHE'S COMING FROM BEHIND. 154 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:04,925 "LIGHTNING LIZA." LET'S GO. "LIGHTNING LIZA." THAT'S RIGHT. CHAMPION! 155 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,730 COME ON. COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT. YOU CAN DO IT. 156 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:13,000 OH, THIS IS GREAT. YEAH, YEAH. THIS IS WHAT DADDY AND ME SHOULD BE ABOUT... 157 00:07:13,033 --> 00:07:14,568 HAVING FUN, PLAYING GAMES, 158 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:17,037 DRINKING AT 11:00 IN THE MORNING. WHOO-HOO. 159 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:19,640 SPEAKING OF WHICH, DADDY NEEDS ANOTHER COLD ONE. 160 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,975 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULDN'T CALL YOURSELF "DADDY." 161 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:25,879 IT KIND OF CREEPS ME OUT. 162 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:28,091 ALL RIGHT, WHO NEEDS DRINKS HERE? WHO NEEDS DRINKS? YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 163 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,684 WE NEED THREE BEERS AND FOUR BABY BOTTLES AND A JUICE BOX. 164 00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:32,553 GREAT. APPLE, IF YOU GOT ONE. 165 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,555 OH. COME ON. ONE RACE. 166 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,624 (Andy) COME ON. 167 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,561 COME ON. COME ON. COME ON! 168 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:49,603 YEAH! OH, YEAH! PAY UP, LOSERS. 169 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:52,172 WOW, NICE PICK. YEAH. 170 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,942 WHO DO YOU LIKE IN THE NEXT RACE? OH, WELL, UM... 171 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,644 KEEP IT ON THE DOWN LOW... MM-HMM. 172 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:58,278 BUT, UM, THAT JONAH KID, 173 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,981 I DON'T THINK HAD HAS THE BRAINS TO FIND THE FINISH LINE. 174 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,883 HEY, JONAH'S MY KID. 175 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:06,887 OH, HE'S A SWEETIE 176 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:09,289 BUT SLOW. 177 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,525 I'M A LITTLE WORRIED, JIM. HUH? 178 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:13,994 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA EXPLAIN ALL THIS EXTRA MONEY 179 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,997 I'VE WON TO MY WIFE. 180 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:21,569 THAT IS THE MOST PATHETIC SENTENCE I HAVE EVER HEARD. 181 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:23,871 I JUST THINK SHE'S GONNA CATCH IT, YOU KNOW? 182 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:27,240 SHE GIVES ME 40 BUCKS A WEEK SPENDING MONEY. 183 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,876 I STAND CORRECTED. 184 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:31,111 THAT IS THE MOST PATHETIC SENTENCE I HAVE EVER HEARD. 185 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:33,213 MAYBE SHE'LL BE HAPPY I HAD FUN. 186 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:36,950 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NEVER TELL THEM YOU HAD FUN. 187 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:38,552 WHY NOT? 188 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:42,022 NO, NO, NO. THEY WANT US TO BE MISERABLE JUST LIKE THEM. 189 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,891 BUT THAT'S CRAZY. 190 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:47,327 YEAH. THAT'S WOMEN. 191 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,662 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 192 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:51,932 BILL, BILL, BILL... MY NAME'S PHIL. 193 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:54,234 WHO CARES? 194 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:57,070 LISTEN, THE POINT IS IF OUR WIVES FIND OUT 195 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,906 WE'RE HAVING FUN WITH THESE BABIES, 196 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,608 THEY'LL NEVER LET US DO THIS AGAIN. 197 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,910 SO I SHOULD KEEP THIS FROM MY WIFE? YES. 198 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,845 BUT THAT'S LYING. THAT'S MEN. 199 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,915 I DON'T KNOW, JIM. I DON'T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE. OHH. 200 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,316 LET ME GUESS. 201 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,184 YOU GOT MARRIED VERY YOUNG, RIGHT? 202 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,888 PROBABLY RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL? YEAH, WE MET IN DRIVER'S ED. 203 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:17,591 YEAH, SHE'S BEEN DRIVING EVER SINCE. 204 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:19,993 SHE WAS THE BEST AT PARALLEL PARKING. 205 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,629 GOD, I LOVE HER. 206 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,363 I'M SURE YOU DO. 207 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,365 BUT LET'S GET REAL HERE. 208 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,636 YOU'LL PROBABLY NEVER BE ABLE TO SALVAGE THIS MARRIAGE. 209 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:31,238 WELL, THAT'S WHAT MOMMY SAYS, 210 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:34,374 BUT I DON'T SEE IT. 211 00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,343 WELL, IF THERE IS ANY CHANCE AT ALL, 212 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:39,379 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT TO STICK WITH THIS ONE RULE. 213 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,883 THEY LIKE TO SEE US SUFFER. 214 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:45,886 SHE DOES CHUCKLE WHEN I STUMBLE. 215 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,955 EXACTLY. 216 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:51,024 ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO IS WHEN YOU GO HOME TONIGHT, 217 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,960 YOU GOT TO TELL HER, 218 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:54,962 "I-I'VE HAD THE TOUGHEST DAY I'VE EVER HAD." 219 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:57,798 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, LET ME HEAR YOU. COME ON. LET ME HEAR YOU SAY IT. 220 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,375 (clears throat) UH, HONEY, I'M EXHAUSTED. 221 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,201 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 222 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,303 YOU GOT TO SLUMP DOWN IN A CHAIR. OH, OKAY. 223 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,405 YOU GOT TO PULL YOUR SHIRTTAIL OUT... OKAY. 224 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,642 START RUBBING YOUR HEAD LIKE YOU GOT A POUNDING HEADACHE. 225 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,313 OH, MY HEAD IS POUNDING. 226 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:16,283 I'M SO EXHAUSTED. 227 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,318 AND MY SHIRTTAIL'S OUT. (clears throat) 228 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:25,092 WHAT A DAY. 229 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,260 Y-YOU GOT TO PUT A LITTLE MORE FEELING INTO IT. 230 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:30,931 CAN... CAN YOU WORK UP SOME TEARS? YEAH, UH... 231 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:40,808 I'M JUST SO TIRED. (cries) 232 00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,976 THAT IS GREAT! 233 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,878 THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GOOD? 234 00:10:44,912 --> 00:10:47,815 YEAH. NOW YOU DO THAT TONIGHT, AND WE'LL BE HERE NEXT WEEK 235 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:50,083 SUFFERING THROUGH THE TODDLER TRIPLE CROWN. 236 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,184 YEAH! 237 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:54,254 I TELL YOU, I WOULDN'T MIND WINNING 50 BUCKS OFF YOU 238 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:58,225 EVERY WEEK. YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, GORDON CHOKED IN THAT LAST RACE. 239 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:01,194 OH, DON'T BE SO HARD ON THE KID. NO, HE LITERALLY CHOKED. 240 00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:03,196 THERE WAS A RAISIN IN THE CARPET, 241 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,232 AND IT WENT DOWN THE WRONG PIPE. 242 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,275 ♪♪♪ 243 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,747 HEY, HONEY. 244 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,081 OH, HEY, BABY. 245 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,182 WHERE ARE THE TWINS? 246 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:25,152 (groans) OH, THEY'RE UPSTAIRS SLEEPING, 247 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,956 EVEN THOUGH I'M THE ONE WHO NEEDS THE NAP. 248 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:31,859 WELL, WELL, WELL. 249 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,861 PRETTY TIRED, HUH? 250 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,296 GUESS DADDY AND ME WAS HARDER THAN YOU THOUGHT? 251 00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,165 OH, CHERYL. 252 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,067 I-I DON'T KNOW WHO'S MORE EXHAUSTED... 253 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,503 THOSE SWEET LITTLE CHERUBS OR ME. 254 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,106 I MEAN, ALL THAT SHARING AND SINGING SONGS 255 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:48,508 ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT TAKES IT OUT OF YOU. 256 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,078 HA. HA. HA. I TOLD YOU. ADMIT IT. 257 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,113 BEING A MOM IS REALLY HARD. 258 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,949 OH, YOU GOT ME THERE, CHERYL. YOU'RE RIGHT. 259 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:58,752 OH, THAT SOUNDED SO GOOD. OKAY, COME ON LET ME HEAR IT AGAIN. 260 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,320 YOU'RE RIGHT, CHERYL. YOU'RE RIGHT. 261 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:04,191 I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. E-EVEN MY SHIRTTAIL IS OUT. (gasps) 262 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:07,260 (singsongy) 'CAUSE I WAS RIGHT. 263 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:10,898 I WAS RIGHT. I WAS RIGHT. I WAS RIGHT. 264 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,509 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. I'M... I'M... I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY. 265 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,036 I AM, 'CAUSE I WAS RIGHT. OH, CHERYL. 266 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:20,040 I WAS RIGHT. I WAS RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. A-ALL RIGHT. THIS IS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN. 267 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,284 (normal voice) YEAH, ABOUT THAT. 268 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:24,878 NO, NO, NO, CHERYL. NO, NO, NO, NO. OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH. 269 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,147 THE OTHER MOMS AND I HAVE DECIDED WE WANT DADDY AND ME 270 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:31,018 TO BE A REGULAR THING. NO, CH... NO, CHERYL, YOU... YOU CAN'T LAY THIS ON ME NOW 271 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:34,254 WHEN I'M SO EXHAUSTED. MY SHIRTTAILS ARE OUT. 272 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,256 WELCOME TO MOTHERHOOD. 273 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:38,992 NO, CHERYL. NO! YEAH. 274 00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,094 NO. NO. 275 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:44,865 ♪ NO, NO-NO, NO-NO, NO, NO-NO, NO ♪ 276 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:48,001 ♪♪♪ 277 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,539 COME ON, JONAH! GET THE LEAD OUT. 278 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:56,043 I THINK YOUR CAR'S PUT ON THE BRAKES. 279 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:59,546 (Jim) COME ON. COME ON. MOVE IT. 280 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,082 LET'S GO. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE. COME ON, MOVE. 281 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:08,021 WE HAVE A WINNER! 282 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,123 LOOK AT HIM. WE HAVE BLAZIN' BLAKE 283 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,525 BY A DROOL-COVERED CHIN. 284 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,961 DAMN IT, JONAH. 285 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:17,164 FIRST, A PEANUT ALLERGY, NOW THIS. 286 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,900 OKAY, WE'RE NOW ACCEPTING BETS 287 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,434 ON RACE NUMBER FIVE. 288 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,570 ALL RIGHT. THIS IS THE GRUDGE MATCH... 289 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:26,006 (growls) "LIGHTNING LIZA" VERSUS "GORDON'S GONE." 290 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,941 (grunts) YOU'RE DEAD. 291 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,878 (grunting) 292 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,880 YEAH? HEY, LISTEN. 293 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,982 UH, JONATHAN'S UP FOR THE SIXTH RACE 294 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,850 AND SEEMS A LITTLE CRANKY. 295 00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,986 I THINK WE SHOULD PUT HIM DOWN. (gasps) 296 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:41,588 YOU WANT ME TO SHOOT YOUR BABY? ANDY. 297 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,858 'CAUSE REALLY YOU SHOULD DO THAT, JIM. YOU'RE THE DAD. 298 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,960 PUT HIM DOWN FOR A NAP. OH. 299 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,963 OH, I'M REALLY GLAD YOU MADE THAT CLEAR. YEAH. 300 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:53,200 HEY, THERE YOU ARE, GORDON. 301 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,902 COME HERE. HEY, LIZA. 302 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,904 WAVE TO THE NICE MAN 303 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,973 WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR DADDY'S TEETH WHITENING. 304 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:04,611 SERIOUSLY, STOP CALLING YOURSELF "DADDY." 305 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:07,080 HEY, HOW WAS MY ADVICE WITH YOUR WIFE? 306 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,182 OH, WORKED LIKE MAGIC, JIM. YEAH? 307 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,484 SHE EVEN LET ME DRIVE THE GOOD CAR TODAY. 308 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,087 PAUL. PAUL. PAUL. 309 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:16,589 I KEEP TELLING YOU. MY NAME'S PHIL. 310 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,659 I KNOW, AND I KEEP TELLING YOU, I DON'T CARE. 311 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,896 COME ON, LET'S GO. LET'S RACE THESE BABIES! ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 312 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,465 HEY, RACERS, ON YOUR MARKS. HERE YOU GO, GORDON. 313 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,167 GO, BABY. HERE WE GO. 314 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,602 GET SET. ANDY! A GUN? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 315 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,171 IT'S A STARTER'S PISTOL. 316 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,173 BABIES CRAWL FASTER WHEN THEY'RE SCARED. 317 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,975 JUST SAY, "GO." 318 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,444 OH, LIKE THEY'RE GONNA KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. 319 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,913 DO IT! FINE. GO! 320 00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:43,050 ♪♪♪ 321 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,594 COME ON. COME ON. 322 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,529 IT'S A RAID! 323 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,074 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 324 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:11,678 OH. 325 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,381 (all) ♪ AND ON THAT FARM 326 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:18,018 ♪ HE HAD A... COW 327 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:21,421 ♪ E-I-E-I-O 328 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,591 CHERYL, CHERYL, YOU'RE HOME EARLY. 329 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,193 I MEAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED. 330 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,495 I-I COULD HAVE HAD DINNER READY FOR YOU, 331 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,531 BUT I'M JUST SO EXHAUSTED. 332 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:40,540 SORRY, I FORGOT MY 300 BUCKS. 333 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,976 OH. 334 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,514 OKAY, JOAN, I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO SCREAM AT MY HUSBAND. 335 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:50,517 CAN I SCREAM AT MY HUSBAND ON YOUR PORCH? SURE. 336 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:53,486 IT'S NOT LIKE THE NEIGHBORS HAVEN'T SEE THAT BEFORE. 337 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,754 PHIL. 338 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,591 I REALLY THINK THE BABY SHOULD... PHIL! 339 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,561 JIM, MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU? 340 00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:03,463 UH, YOU SAY IT'S A WORD, 341 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:07,000 BUT I KNOW THERE'S GONNA BE A LOT MORE WORDS, ISN'T THERE? 342 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:10,470 SO... 343 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,240 YOU GUYS HAVING SOME PROBLEMS, HUH? 344 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:25,652 CHERYL, BEFORE YOU START, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW 345 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,654 THAT A LOT OF THOSE KIDS WERE SHARING 346 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,622 AT A THIRD GRADE LEVEL. 347 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,427 JIM. OKAY, OKAY, AND YOU KNOW, WE MADE 75 BUCKS, 348 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:37,164 AND I THINK WE CAN MAKE MORE NEXT WEEK. 349 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:40,667 BABY GROUP IS TO STIMULATE OUR KIDS AND ENRICH THEM. 350 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,236 CHERYL, I WAS STIMULATING THEM, 351 00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,738 AND THEY WERE ENRICHING ME, THAT'S ALL. 352 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,774 JIM, WHAT YOU WERE DOING OUT THERE 353 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,776 IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE TO ME. 354 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:53,413 THAT IS BECAUSE WE WERE HAVING FUN OUT THERE. 355 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:56,459 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? IT MEANS THE ONLY REASON YOU WANTED ME TO HAVE 356 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,418 THIS DADDY GROUP IS TO SEE ME MISERABLE. 357 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,187 OH, THAT IS NOT TRUE. 358 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,655 OH, THAT IS SO TRUE. NO. 359 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,725 LAST WEEK WHEN YOU CAME HOME, I SAW THE LOOK IN YOUR EYE. 360 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,794 YOU LOVED IT WHEN YOU SAW ME SUFFER. 361 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,562 OH, I DID NOT. 362 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:12,165 CHERYL, YOU WERE DANCING. 363 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,833 I WAS NOT. 364 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,537 I JUST... I MOVE WITH A NATURAL RHYTHM. 365 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,772 BUT, CHERYL... AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 366 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,708 I AM NOT HAVING THIS ARGUMENT. 367 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,710 FINE, LET'S GO SEE A MOVIE. 368 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,845 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU... YOU WERE... 369 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,215 YOU WERE DRINKING, AND YOU WERE RACING OUR KIDS 370 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,150 AND GAMBLING ON IT. 371 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:33,153 OKAY, YOU... YOU SAY, "GAMBLING." 372 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,155 I SAY, "MATH." 373 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:38,558 YOU SAY, "RACING." I SAY, "EXERCISE." 374 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,127 YOU SAY, "DRINKING," 375 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:44,831 AND I SAY, "BEING CAREFUL ABOUT HYDRATION." 376 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:48,168 I SAY, "YOU'RE FULL OF IT." 377 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,204 DADDY GROUP IS OVER. 378 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:54,507 SO I SHOULD JUST RENT THE MOVIE? 379 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,846 OH, MY BABIES, ARE YOU OKAY? 380 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:03,150 NO, I... NO. YOU ARE DOWN TO 30 BUCKS A WEEK. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 381 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,854 HUSBANDS, CAN YOU BELIEVE THEM? I KNOW. 382 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,757 SO SELFISH. 383 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:14,361 I TRIED TO TELL 'EM. 384 00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,464 ANDY, YOU'RE COUNTING GAMBLING MONEY WITH A GUN IN YOUR LAP. 385 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,835 GUESS THAT MAKES ME KIND OF A BAD BOY, 386 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,871 DOESN'T IT, JOAN? 387 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,913 PHIL ACTUALLY TRIED TO MAKE THESE BABY RACES 388 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,816 SOUND LIKE A GOOD IDEA. YEAH, DID HE TELL YOU GAMBLING WAS MATH? 389 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,452 YES. DID YOURS CRY? 390 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:42,489 NO. OH. DO YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO HIM? 391 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:48,828 OH, BUT IT'S A GOOD THING THAT WE PUT A STOP TO THIS. OH, I KNOW. 392 00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,797 WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH LITTLE LIZA'S CONFIDENCE 393 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,433 WOULD HAVE BEEN SHATTERED WHEN GORDON BEAT HER? 394 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,801 ABSOLUTELY. 395 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,437 ABSOLUTELY, 396 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,639 EXCEPT LIZA WAS BEATING GORDON. 397 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,742 WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THEY WERE GONNA TIE, 398 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,778 BUT THE POINT IS... OH, THEY WERE NOT IN A TIE. 399 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,516 MY KID WAS KICKING THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR KID. 400 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:12,785 ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO GO, LADY? 401 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:16,889 ♪ AND ON THAT FARM HE HAD A CAT ♪ 402 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:20,760 ♪ E-I-E-I-MEOW! 403 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,763 ♪♪♪ 404 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,835 ALL RIGHT, NEXT RACE, WE GOT THE MAIN EVENT. 405 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,471 YES! LIZA VERSUS GORDON 406 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,474 IN THE GRUDGE MATCH THAT WILL PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL 407 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,643 WHO'S GOT THE PRETTIER MOM. 408 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,311 MY MONEY'S ON JOAN, 409 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,713 ESPECIALLY SINCE CHERYL'S MY SISTER. OH. 410 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,716 OKAY, GORDON, COME ON. COME ON, SWEETHEART. 411 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,718 IS IT YOUR DAY, GORDON? OH. 412 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,687 IS THIS GONNA BE YOUR DAY? 413 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,955 OH, IT'S HIS DAY. 414 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,525 DON'T TELL ANYBODY, BUT I ATE CHOCOLATE BEFORE I NURSED HIM. 415 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,662 I PUT COFFEE IN HIS FORMULA. (gasps) 416 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,730 THEY DON'T TEST, DO THEY? 417 00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,699 NO. 418 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,734 ARE YOU HAVING FUN? I AM. 419 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:04,571 GOOD. SO I CAN HAVE FUN NOW? 420 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:05,738 (scoffs) FINE. 421 00:20:05,772 --> 00:20:08,775 THERE'S MAYBE A PART OF ME THAT GOT SOME SMALL PLEASURE 422 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:12,812 OUT OF SEEING YOU SUFFER. HMM. WOULD THAT PART BE THE DANCING PART? 423 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:14,747 PROBABLY, YEAH. 424 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,916 THEN I'M PROBABLY RIGHT. 425 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,619 OH, FINE. YOU'RE RIGHT. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 426 00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,589 CHERYL, CAN YOU PUT THE "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH" FIRST 427 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,891 AND THE "YOU WERE RIGHT" AT THE END? 428 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,360 THAT JUST SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER. OH. 429 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:30,373 ALL RIGHT, CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION, PLEASE? OKAY, GORDON, COME ON, BUDDY. 430 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,631 REAL QUICK, ATTENTION, PLEASE. 431 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,866 UH, CONCERNING THE SEVENTH RACE... 432 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:37,604 "JUMPING JONAH'S" A LATE SCRATCH BECAUSE HE ATE A PENNY. 433 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:40,607 YEAH, HE THINKS THEY'RE CANDY. 434 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:44,311 OKAY, RACERS, ON YOUR MARKS. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO. 435 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,579 RIGHT HERE. THESE ARE FOR YOU FOR YOUR CRYBABY HUSBAND, 436 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:49,582 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOUR KID LOSES. 437 00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:53,320 GOD, SHE TURNS ME ON WHEN SHE TALKS TRASH. 438 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:56,323 YEAH, SHE'S HOT. 439 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,557 WHAT? 440 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,727 LOOK, SORRY, ME AND JOAN AREN'T DOING SO GOOD. 441 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,596 AND GO! (gunshot) 442 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,435 COME ON. 443 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:11,304 OH, MY GOD. THEY DO CRAWL FASTER WHEN THEY'RE SCARED. 444 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:14,441 COME ON! 445 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:18,678 ♪♪♪ 33143

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