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ALL RIGHT, PERISCOPE DOWN.
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(grunts) ALL RIGHT.
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THERE WE GO.
AND PERISCOPE UP!
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UP!
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EH, THIS ONE'S
A LITTLE TIGHT.
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HEY, GIVE ME SOME TORQUE.
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OKAY. NO, NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S RIGHTY-TIGHTY.
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I WANT TO GO LEFTY-LOOSEY.
OH, SORRY.
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(Jim) I GOT IT.
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(Andy grunts)
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AH. I WAS JUST WONDERING
HOW MANY MEN IT TAKES
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TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB.
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OH. AAH.
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JIM, I-I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN DO THIS 85 TIMES.
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I DON'T THINK
MY BACK CAN TAKE IT.
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(crunch)
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OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
MY BACK JUST POPPED.
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JUST RELAX.
YOU SAT ON A LIGHTBULB.
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OH. (chuckles)
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OH, MY GOD!
I JUST SAT ON A LIGHTBULB!
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WELL, CHERYL, LOOK AT YOU.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
ALL AERODYNAMIC AND SEXY?
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JIM, YOU ASK ME THAT
EVERY TIME I GO TO YOGA.
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YOGA?
YEAH.
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OH, COME ON.
YOU'RE GOING TO YOGA AGAIN?
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THAT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS
WEEK. WHAT CAN I SAY? I LIKE IT.
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HOW CAN YOU LIKE YOGA?
IT'S SO CREEPY. OH, IT IS NOT.
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SURE, IT IS. IT'S CONTORTIONISTS
WITH WEIRD MUSIC. NO.
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IT'S LIKE A CIRCUS,
COBRAS COMIN' OUT OF BASKETS.
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UH, GUYS, I CAN'T FIND
THE LIGHTBULB.
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CHERYL, WHY DO YOU
HAVE TO GO SO OFTEN?
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DANIEL SAYS THREE TIMES A WEEK
IS THE OPTIMAL AMOUNT OF STUDY.
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OKAY, ARE YOU CONFUSED
BY THE NAME DANIEL
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OR THE WORD "OPTIMAL"?
I KNOW WHAT "OPTIMAL" MEANS.
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USE IT IN A SENTENCE.
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OPTIMAL... THE OPTIMAL AMOUNT OF
CHILDREN IN A FAMILY IS THREE.
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YOU STUCK ME WITH FIVE.
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OPTIMAL.
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LOOK, HONEY,
YOGA IS IMPORTANT TO ME.
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DANIEL THINKS I'M READY TO TAKE
MY PRACTICE TO A DEEPER LEVEL.
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WELL, ALL RIGHT.
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I WILL ACQUIESCE
DUE TO YOUR INTRACTABILITY.
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I KNEW THAT WORD-A-DAY CALENDAR
WAS A MISTAKE.
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MMM.
MWAH.
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OH, THANK GOD. FOUND IT.
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ANDY, I DON'T GET
THIS YOGA THING AT ALL.
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I MEAN, COME ON,
WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN,
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"TAKE MY PRACTICE
TO A DEEPER LEVEL"?
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT SOUNDS
LIKE THIS DANIEL
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WANTS TO TAKE SOMETHING ELSE
TO A DEEPER LEVEL.
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PLEASE, I'M NOT GONNA BE
JEALOUS OF SOME SKINNY GUY
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WHO TALKS IN A FUNNY ACCENT
WEARIN' DIAPERS.
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JIM, SHE'S NOT STUDYING
WITH GANDHI.
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ALL THESE YOGA GUYS
ARE ALL CUT AND BUFF NOW.
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HUH? AND THERE'S A LOT OF
TOUCHING AND REPOSITIONING OF POSES.
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HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT? I'VE
OBSERVED A LOT OF YOGA CLASSES.
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I CAN'T HEAR WHAT THEY'RE
SAYING THROUGH MY BINOCULARS,
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BUT IT LOOKS VERY SENSUAL.
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(grunts)
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ALL RIGHT, PERISCOPE DOWN.
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ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
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SO WHAT IF SHE'S SEEING THIS
DANIEL THREE TIMES A WEEK
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FOR SIX WEEKS... (grunts)
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WEARING NOTHING
BUT SKINTIGHT CLOTHES...
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(grunts)
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GETTIN' ALL SWEATY
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AND OUT OF BREATH?
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RUBY, I WANT YOU TO STAY HOME
AND WATCH THE KIDS.
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I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR. WAIT. BUT I HAVE
TO GO MEET MY MATH TUTOR AT THE LIBRARY.
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WHAT'S 12 TIMES 12?
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112?
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CLOSE ENOUGH.
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♪♪♪
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OM...
OM...
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BREATHE INTO YOUR CENTER,
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RELEASING ALL OF YOUR ENERGY
AS YOU EXHALE.
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(all inhale deeply)
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(all) OM...
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GOOD, GOOD.
ONE MORE DEEP BREATH.
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(inhales deeply)
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(all) OM...
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HEY, YOU GOT ROOM
FOR TWO MORE PEOPLE?
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OM...
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MY GOD.
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OVER HERE.
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HERE.
(groans)
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OM...
OM...
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AND DOWN DOG.
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AND BACK
INTO UP DOG.
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(groans)
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HOW MUCH LONGER?
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I'M WAITING TO SEE
IF HE GETS TO HORNDOG.
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FEEL THE ENERGY FLOW,
CHERYL.
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OH...
OH, THAT DOES FEEL BETTER.
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WHAT'S HE TOUCHING? I CAN'T
SEE. I CAN'T SEE HIS HANDS.
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AND INTO DOWN DOG.
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(groans)
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WHAT THE HELL?
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WHAT ARE YOU,
STANDING IN A CREEK?
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I'M SWEATING A LITTLE.
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(groans)
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THAT ALL CAME OUT OF YOU?
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I THINK I SEE A TROUT.
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I DON'T THINK
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I'M GONNA BE ABLE
TO RETURN THE YOGA OUTFIT.
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(groans)
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OKAY,
INTO WARRIOR II.
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PARDON ME.
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OOH.
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UH, EXCUSE ME,
EXCUSE ME.
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DO YOU MIND IF I LIE DOWN
NEXT TO MY WIFE
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OF 19 YEARS, 5 CHILDREN,
AND 1,000 LIGHTBULBS?
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NAMASTE.
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YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
I'M GONNA STAY.
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JIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOGA.
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YOU KNOW, YOU KEPT TALKING
ABOUT HOW GREAT DANIEL IS.
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I JUST WANTED TO
CHECK IT OUT FOR MYSELF.
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I DON'T THINK THERE'S ROOM
FOR YOU UP HERE.
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OH, CHERYL, IF THERE'S ROOM
IN THE UNIVERSE,
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THERE'S ROOM
IN OUR CLASS.
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RIGHT.
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I LIKE THAT.
VERY SPIRITUAL.
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ALL RIGHT, TOOTS,
SHOVE OVER.
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YOU'RE IN MY LANE HERE.
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COME ON, MOVE IT.
MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT.
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MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.
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NOW MOVING
INTO WARRIOR III.
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(groans)
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HEY, CHERYL,
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I JUST BOWLED A 9.
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OH!
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AAH!
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I JUST MADE THE SPARE.
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TRY NOT TO EMBARRASS ME.
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I FIND THAT...
VERY INSULTING.
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
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LET'S GET
INTO THE HALF-MOON POSE.
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HALF-MOON?
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SERIOUSLY?
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ALL RIGHT, LET ME KNOW
WHEN I'M HALFWAY DOWN.
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NO, NO, NO, NO,
JIM, JIM.
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WHAT?
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THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS.
STOP IT.
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(sighs)
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WOW.
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WHERE HAVE YOU
STUDIED BEFORE?
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NO, THIS IS MY FIRST CLASS.
YOU'RE OFF TO A GREAT START.
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OKAY, I GET IT.
SARCASM.
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NO, I'M SERIOUS.
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YOU'RE REALLY GOOD
AT THIS.
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OKAY, THAT'S SARCASM.
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(chuckles)
YOU'RE A NATURAL.
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SARCASM?
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ALL RIGHT,
BACK HEEL DOWN.
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OKAY.
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THERE. STRAIGHTEN OUT
THOSE HIPS.
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WHOO, EASY THERE,
BABY.
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ALL RIGHT,
EXTEND THE ARMS.
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(exhales)
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(exhales) THAT FEELS
REALLY GOOD.
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YEAH, I'M RELEASING
YOUR CHAKRAS.
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FEEL THE ENERGY FLOW.
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I FEEL THAT.
I REALLY DO.
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HEY, CHERYL, I
GOT CHAKRAS. YEAH.
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(out of breath)
HEY, DANIEL.
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ANY CHANCE YOU GOT
A PAIR OF SWIM GOGGLES?
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I'M GETTING A LITTLE...
WATER IN THE EYE.
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(clears throat)
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(sighs)
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(Jim) OH, CHERYL...
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I FEEL GREAT.
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OH! I FEEL GREAT, TOO.
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WE FEEL GREAT TOGETHER.
HOW OFTEN DOES THAT HAPPEN?
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WELL...
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OH, BESIDES THAT.
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NEVER.
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YOU KNOW, I REALLY THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA HATE YOGA.
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HATE YOGA? JEEZ.
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WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU
SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
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WELL, YESTERDAY YOU CALLED IT
"TWISTER IN DIAPERS."
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AND THEN, THIS MORNING,
YOU SAID IT WAS CREEPY.
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OH, CHERYL, COME ON, I
BLAME YOU FOR THAT. WHAT?
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YOU TOLD ME IT WAS ALL,
LIKE, COBRAS AND BASKETS.
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YOU SAID THAT.
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DANIEL,
HUH? OH, DANIEL, HE IS SO COOL.
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HOW EVOLVED IS THAT GUY?
HIS MIND IS SO CENTERED.
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YOU... YOU KNOW WHAT
HE SAID TO ME AFTER CLASS?
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HE SAID HE COULD TAKE
MY PRACTICE TO A DEEPER LEVEL.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
YEAH.
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AFTER ALL THIS TIME,
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WE FOUND SOMETHING WE
WANT TO DO TOGETHER. YEAH.
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YOU KNOW, DANIEL LEADS
YOGA RETREATS EVERY YEAR.
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WELL, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
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(gasps) EVERYBODY SLEEPS
IN A YURT.
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YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
THAT... THAT GETS GREAT MILEAGE.
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NO. NO, HONEY...
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A YURT
IS A MONGOLIAN HUT.
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00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,749
OKAY, OKAY,
TELL ME, TELL ME,
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WHEN IS THE NEXT CLASS?
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TUESDAY. I CAN'T GO.
THE KIDS' CHECKUPS.
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OH...
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TOO BAD.
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WHAT TIME TUESDAY?
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3:00, BUT...
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I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO
BY YOURSELF, ARE YOU?
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THIS IS OUR TOGETHER THING,
RIGHT?
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PLEASE.
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I WOULD NEVER DO...
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A TOGETHER THING...
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WITHOUT YOU.
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AW.
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NAMASTE.
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NAMASTE.
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NAMASTE.
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MMM...
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HI, DANIEL.
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HI, JIM.
WHERE'S CHERYL?
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OH, CHERYL?
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UH, I DON'T KNOW.
SICK KIDS OR SOMETHING.
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(mouths words)
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(inhales deeply)
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CAN I LEAD THE "OM"?
IF YOU'D LIKE.
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OM...
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00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,678
OM...
OM...
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ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE.
DEEP IN...
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(inhales deeply) OM...
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OM...
OM...
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ONE LAST ONE,
PLEASE, JIM.
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(inhales deeply)
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OM...
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OH, HEY, RUBE,
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I NEED YOU TO WATCH YOUR
BROTHER, SISTER AND THE BABIES.
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YOUR DAD AND I
ARE TAKING A YOGA CLASS.
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00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,772
WHAT? THAT'S THREE TIMES
THIS WEEK.
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AND I KNOW THAT "YOGA"
MEANS YOU TWO
238
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:43,443
ARE SNEAKING OFF SOMEPLACE
TO HOOK UP.
239
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,980
OH, NO. NO, WE'RE NOT.
WE'RE REALLY GOING TO YOGA.
240
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,983
IT'S SOMETHING SPECIAL
THAT YOUR DAD AND I DO TOGETHER.
241
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,985
WE MAY EVEN GO
ON A RETREAT.
242
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:54,454
OKAY, BUT IF YOU TWO
MAKE ANOTHER BABY,
243
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,790
I'M NOT TAKING CARE
OF IT.
244
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:59,727
CHERYL, CHERYL, WHAT DO YOU
THINK THE LADIES WILL DO
245
00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,729
WHEN THEY SEE
MY NEW SOUL PATCH?
246
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:04,031
IT'S JUST LIKE DANIEL'S.
247
00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,966
I SEE SOME DIRT THERE.
248
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,968
WHY DO YOU WANT
TO LOOK LIKE DANIEL?
249
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,738
WELL, HE THINKS
IF HE LOOKS LIKE DANIEL,
250
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,707
HE'LL GET THE GIRLS
LIKE DANIEL. OH.
251
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,976
WHEN THE PONYTAIL COMES IN,
EVERYONE WILL SAY,
252
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,046
"HEY, WHY IS DANIEL TRYING
TO LOOK LIKE ANDY?"
253
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,982
WHEN YOUR PONYTAIL COMES IN,
THEY'LL ALL BE SAYING,
254
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,984
"HEY, WHO'S THE SWEATY GIRL?"
255
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,486
SHUT UP!
256
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,822
NAMASTE.
257
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,061
SO ARE YOU READY
FOR SOME DANIEL TONIGHT?
258
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,163
YES, I CERTAINLY AM.
259
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,465
I AM SO GLAD
YOU DID THE LAUNDRY
260
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:42,002
BECAUSE I NEED MY SPECIAL YOGA
SHORTS. OH, HONEY, I WASHED 'EM YESTERDAY.
261
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:43,771
THEY'RE IN YOUR DRAWER.
262
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,806
THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
263
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:49,943
THAT'S WHERE THEY ARE.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE THEY ARE.
264
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,481
WAIT A MINUTE, JIM.
265
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:55,749
MM-HMM.
266
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,751
THESE ARE YOUR YOGA SHORTS.
267
00:11:57,785 --> 00:12:00,120
WHAT ARE THEY DOING
IN THE DIRTY LAUNDRY?
268
00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:02,455
OH, THESE ARE KYLE'S.
269
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:05,793
THESE ARE KYLE'S?
270
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:10,097
YEAH, HE'S BEEN
EATING A LOT LATELY.
271
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,532
YOU WENT TO DANIEL'S CLASS
WITHOUT ME.
272
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,803
NO, BABY, NO, NO.
I CAN EXPLAIN.
273
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,537
ALL RIGHT, GO AHEAD.
274
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,540
I JUST WENT ONCE.
OH, NO.
275
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,542
TWICE.
(gasps)
276
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,878
JIM, THAT... THAT'S
OUR TOGETHER THING.
277
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,480
FIVE TIMES THIS WEEK.
OH, NO.
278
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:30,483
TWO TIMES ON MONDAY, PLUS A
PRIVATE LESSON. I CAN'T BELIEVE...
279
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,954
AND WE WENT FOR SOME, UH,
CHAI TEA AND SOME WHEATGRASS.
280
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,523
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WOULD DO THAT TO ME.
281
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,958
HOW COULD YOU?
282
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,492
OKAY, CHERYL,
CHERYL, CHERYL.
283
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,428
I'M SENSING
THAT YOU'RE UPSET.
284
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,131
LISTEN, BREATHE WITH ME.
285
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,466
(inhales deeply)
286
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,068
(exhales deeply)
287
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,070
(inhales deeply)
288
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,806
(exhales deeply)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
289
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,474
I'M EXHALING
THE NEGATIVE ENERGY
290
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:58,545
THAT YOU'VE BEEN
FILLING THE ROOM WITH.
291
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:00,513
I FILLED THE ROOM WITH?
292
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,116
YES, DANIEL SAYS
THIS IS THE BEST WAY
293
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,853
TO STAY CALM
DURING TIMES OF STRESS.
294
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,921
(exhales deeply) NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
295
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,923
YOU DON'T QUOTE DANIEL
TO ME.
296
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,959
FROM NOW ON,
DANIEL IS MY YOGA TEACHER.
297
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:15,328
I THOUGHT WE COULD SHARE HIM,
BUT I WAS WRONG.
298
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:18,431
I WANT HIM ALL TO MYSELF.
OH, CHERYL, YOU SADDEN ME.
299
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:22,102
DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT
LIKE THE SWAN ON THE WATER,
300
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,137
YOU CAN VISIT THE SKY...
301
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:27,074
BUT YOU CANNOT POSSESS IT?
302
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:28,508
WHAT?
303
00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,544
DANIEL'S MINE, BLONDIE!
BEAT IT!
304
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,447
BEAT IT!
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
305
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,484
(both inhaling and exhaling)
306
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,493
OH, I'M SORRY.
307
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,498
JIM?
308
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,333
OH.
309
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,068
HELLO, CHERYL.
310
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,370
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
DANIEL WAS MINE.
311
00:13:57,404 --> 00:14:01,541
AND I THOUGHT YOU HEARD ME
WHEN I SAID... (blows raspberry)
312
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,510
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
LET'S START CLASS
313
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,479
WITH A LITTLE DEEP BREATHING
IN THE CHILD'S POSE.
314
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:11,018
OOH, CHILD'S POSE...
SHOULD BE EASY FOR YOU.
315
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,386
MASTER...
316
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,023
I PUT IN
THE RELAXATION CD.
317
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,657
HERE IS YOUR CHAI TEA.
318
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,993
AND ONE OF YOUR PUPILS,
VANESSA,
319
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,662
IS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE
IN THE CORNER.
320
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,965
MAY I ADJUST HER?
321
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:27,300
DO NOT TOUCH HER.
322
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,669
THEN WHY AM I WEARING
THE ROBE?
323
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:32,305
I DON'T KNOW.
NO ONE WEARS A ROBE.
324
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:35,108
AND YOU DON'T WORK HERE.
325
00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:38,111
(clears throat) IT IS MY HONOR
TO SIMPLY SERVE.
326
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:41,514
ALSO, I ORDERED YOU
A PATTY MELT FOR LUNCH.
327
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,283
I DON'T EAT MEAT.
328
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,553
THEN IT WILL BE MY HONOR
TO EAT IT FOR YOU.
329
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,091
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
LET'S COME TO OUR FEET
330
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,093
AND GET
TO THE TREE POSE.
331
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,628
TREE POSE.
332
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,397
RELAX YOUR HIPS.
333
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,999
I SENSE SOME TENSION.
334
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,434
WELL, NO BIG SURPRISE...
335
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,336
WITH HER HERE.
336
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:06,606
MY HIPS AREN'T TENSE,
ARE THEY, DANIEL?
337
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,609
NO, CHERYL, BUT REMEMBER,
WE DO YOGA FOR OUR SOUL,
338
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,311
NOT OUR EGO.
339
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,312
YEAH.
340
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:16,016
I'D RATHER HAVE TENSE HIPS
THAN A BIG, FAT EGO.
341
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:20,653
IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS
YOU HAVE BOTH.
342
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,090
OW! OW!
343
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,291
OH, LOOK,
344
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,027
CHERYL'S TREE HAS FALLEN.
345
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,997
MM-HMM.
346
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,432
YOU, UH, LOOK MUCH BETTER
CLOSE UP
347
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,302
THAN YOU DO
FROM ACROSS THE STREET.
348
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,976
I'M SENSING A LOT OF...
349
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,478
NEGATIVE ENERGY
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU TODAY.
350
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,515
FRANKLY, IT'S STARTING
TO PISS ME OFF.
351
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:52,285
HE RUINS EVERYTHING. UH, LOOK,
WH-WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHOOSE, DANIEL,
352
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:53,753
BETWEEN THE TWO OF US?
353
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,488
YEAH.
I CAN'T DO THAT.
354
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,501
(Cheryl) SOMEBODY HAS TO DECIDE SOMETHING.
WHY DON'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS OUTSIDE?
355
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:01,294
POSE-OFF!
HA! WINNER GETS DANIEL!
356
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,630
HEY, EVERYBODY,
THERE'S GONNA BE A POSE-OFF!
357
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,831
NO! NO. NO POSE-OFF.
358
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:08,235
I CAN HANDLE THIS, DANIEL.
HE DOESN'T EVEN WORK HERE.
359
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,636
JUST DRINK YOUR CHAI TEA.
360
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,238
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
PUSH IT BACK!
361
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,639
SAFETY FIRST, PLEASE!
362
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,507
SET THE MATS UP CORRECTLY.
363
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:17,244
INTERNATIONAL FEDERATION
RULES APPLY.
364
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,246
JIM WILL START.
365
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,414
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
366
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,615
POSE IT!
367
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:26,719
(cheering)
368
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:29,289
CHAIR POSE!
369
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,623
EASY. GO!
370
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,360
(woman) ALL RIGHT, GO, CHERYL!
371
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:36,229
SHOULDERSTAND!
SHOULDERSTAND. EASY.
372
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,464
UH-OH, UH-OH.
373
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,632
WHOA. YES?
374
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:43,236
WHOO!
BEAUTIFUL! GO!
375
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,472
(cheering)
376
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,208
GO, CHERYL!
ALL RIGHT, CHERYL!
377
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,442
HAPPY BABY!
378
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:53,246
(giggling)
(blowing raspberries)
379
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,514
ADORABLE.
380
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,516
NEXT!
381
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,584
WHEEL!
382
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,352
(gasps)
383
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,188
HA!
384
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:04,291
(imitates Southern accent)
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!
385
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,626
(normal voice) NEXT!
(cheering)
386
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,295
CROW!
387
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,697
OH.
388
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,336
(gasps)
389
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,205
DO YOU BELIEVE
IN MIRACLES?
390
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,240
NEXT!
(cheering)
391
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:21,708
OH, HO-HO!
392
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,443
HEADSTAND.
393
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:26,479
OOH.
(students murmuring)
394
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:29,749
(gasps)
395
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,584
YES? (gasps)
396
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,286
OH!
(groaning)
397
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,755
CHERYL WINS! CHERYL WINS!
398
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,691
(cheering and whistling)
IT'S A MADHOUSE!
399
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,328
TIME-OUT, TIME-OUT.
400
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:43,296
HA! IN YOUR FACE!
401
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,664
ALL RIGHT!
DANIEL'S MINE!
402
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,266
(singsong voice) DANIEL'S MINE!
403
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,635
INNER PEACE AND ETERNAL LIGHT
ARE MINE!
404
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:52,205
ARE MINE! ARE MINE! ARE MINE! HA! ALL
RIGHT, YOU WIN, YOU WIN, YOU WIN, YOU WIN,
405
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,641
YOU WIN, YOU WIN! ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, THE BOTH OF YOU,
406
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,309
JUST GET OUT OF HERE!
WHAT?
407
00:17:56,343 --> 00:18:00,247
YOU HEARD ME. YOU'RE BOTH NUTS. WELL, I
THOUGHT YOU SAID WE SHOULD BE ACCEPTING
408
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,649
OF ALL PEOPLE. YES,
EVERYONE! EXCEPT YOU.
409
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:06,186
NOW GET OUT OF HERE, AND
TAKE RAJIV WITH YOU. WHO?
410
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,287
RAJIV!
411
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,655
OH, UH...
412
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,391
CAN YOU, UH,
GIVE ME A MINUTE, MASTER?
413
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,725
I'M THIS CLOSE
414
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,762
TO A TRIKONASANA
WITH THESE TWO, HUH?
415
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,201
(scoffs)
416
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,144
WHAT HAPPENED TO US?
417
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,280
CHERYL,
IT IS LIKE THE EGRET
418
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:36,616
THAT BUILDS A NEST IN THE TALL GRASS...
REALLY, JIM, ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT?
419
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,851
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
420
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,853
WE HAVE LOOKED
OUR WHOLE MARRIAGE
421
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,623
FOR SOMETHING
WE COULD DO TOGETHER.
422
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,259
WE... WE... WE FINALLY FIND IT,
AND WITHIN FIVE MINUTES,
423
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,871
WE WRECKED IT... WRECKED IT! ALL
RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
424
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,830
TO BE FAIR,
I DIDN'T WRECK IT.
425
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,633
I HOGGED IT. YOU
WRECKED IT. (sighs) BUT WHY?
426
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,669
WHEN THIS WHOLE THING STARTED,
YOGA WAS JUST THIS SPECIAL THING
427
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,871
THAT WAS JUST FOR ME. I
KNOW. THAT'S WHY I WANTED IT.
428
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:02,375
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
SURE IT MAKES SENSE, CHERYL.
429
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,744
MY WHOLE LIFE,
I'VE ALWAYS HAD TO FIGHT
430
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,746
FOR EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE.
431
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,348
HONEY... (sighs)
432
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:11,351
LOOK...
I GREW UP IN A FAMILY
433
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,953
THAT HID TOYS
FROM EACH OTHER...
434
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,322
FOOD...
435
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:18,325
AND SOMETIMES DAD.
436
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,760
SO, HONEY,
IT REALLY FREAKS ME OUT
437
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:25,598
WHEN YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING
THAT'S NOT ABOUT ME.
438
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,967
SO THEN YOU EITHER
TAKE IT FOR YOURSELF
439
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,969
OR RUIN IT FOR ME?
440
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,272
WELL,
THERE'S A THIRD OPTION.
441
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,607
I RUIN IT FOR EVERYBODY.
442
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:35,942
OH, HONEY. HONEY.
443
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,076
WHAT?
444
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:41,581
THAT IS THE MOST TERRIBLE,
TRAGIC THING I'VE EVER HEARD.
445
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,283
AH, IT'S...
446
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,585
IT'S A QUIRK.
447
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,787
NO, HONEY, IT...
IT'S NOT A QUIRK.
448
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:51,558
YOU'RE A DAMAGED,
DEEPLY SCARRED PERSON.
449
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,660
I KNOW.
450
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,395
QUIRKY.
451
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:58,331
SO... AS LONG
AS WE'RE MARRIED,
452
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,334
I CAN NEVER HAVE ANYTHING
THAT'S JUST FOR ME?
453
00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:03,336
YOU CAN HAVE
WHATEVER YOU WANT...
454
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,306
AS LONG AS I HATE IT
AND KNOW I DON'T WANT IT.
455
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,707
OKAY, UM...
456
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,710
IT'S HEALTHY FOR OUR MARRIAGE
TO HAVE SEPARATE INTERESTS,
457
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,280
AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID
TO GIVE EACH OTHER SPACE.
458
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,847
VERY GOOD.
459
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:15,982
HUH.
460
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,885
YOU'VE JUST MADE GREAT ADVICE
OUT OF MY QUIRKINESS.
461
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,887
OH, SWEETHEART,
ANDY'S QUIRKY.
462
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,622
YOU NEED TREATMENT.
463
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,357
(chuckles)
464
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,893
HEY, EVERYBODY! HUH!
465
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,263
YOGA RETREAT AT RAJIV'S,
466
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:33,266
SO GRAB YOUR MATS
AND LET'S CHATURANGA.
467
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,033
HA HA!
468
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,002
OH!
469
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,037
(whispers)
IF EITHER OF THEM ASK,
470
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,707
YOU'VE SEEN ME
LEVITATE ONCE.
471
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,311
(laughs)
472
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,012
CAN I AT LEAST
STILL DO YOGA?
473
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:49,549
AS LONG AS IT'S A WOMAN
YOGA INSTRUCTOR... OKAY.
474
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,584
AND I DON'T LIKE HER.
475
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:52,618
OKAY.
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