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ALL RIGHT, JIM, YOU ARE
GONNA LOVE EMILY'S CABIN.
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OH, I ALREADY LOVE IT.
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NO WIFE, NO KIDS
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AND NOBODY DRINKING OUT
OF A BOTTLE EXCEPT ME. (laughs)
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AND WHEN I MARRY EMILY, WE CAN
GO THERE WHENEVER WE WANT!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GOT SO LUCKY.
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'CAUSE WHEN I MARRIED CHERYL,
YOU WERE THE ONLY PERK I GOT.
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I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOU,
YOU KNOW.
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I CAN GO ALONE.
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OH, YEAH? YOU'RE GONNA SLEEP
OUT IN THE WOODS
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ALL BY YOURSELF IN THE DARK?
SURE.
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YEAH? WITH THAT INDIAN
BURIAL GROUND A MILE AWAY?
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AH, COME ON. THAT
DON'T SCARE ME. MM-HMM.
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IT'S NOT LIKE
WE STOLE THEIR LAND
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AND THEIR GHOSTS
WANT REVENGE.
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OH, GOD, OH, GOD,
I'M SORRY!
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I'M SORRY!
DON'T LET ME GO ALONE!
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ALL RIGHT.
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
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COME ON, LET'S GO.
(laughs)
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(cell phone alert chimes)
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OH, GETTING A TEXT,
PROBABLY FROM THE BELOVED.
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TURN AROUND.
SHE LIKES TO GET SAUCY.
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COME ON, MAN.
TURN AROUND.
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DON'T PEEK.
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"ANDY, I WILL
ALWAYS LOVE YOU."
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ANDY, WHY I AM TURNING AROUND
IF YOU'RE GONNA READ IT?
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"YOU ARE
THE MOST AMAZING MAN."
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(laughs) I BET THE SAUCY PART'S
COMING UP NEXT.
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I'M WAITING TO BLUSH.
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"BUT I HAVE MET SOMEONE NEW,
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AND I AM ELOPING
TO NEW MEXICO."
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WOW, UH...
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UM, CAN YOU...
CAN YOU READ THE REST?
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I-I DON'T THINK I CAN.
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"I'M TERRIBLY SORRY
FOR HURTING YOU.
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"I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON,
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BUT I HAVE TO DO
WHAT I HAVE TO DO."
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HOLY COW.
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I JUST GOT DUMPED.
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AND IT COST ME 10 CENTS.
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OH, ANDY, DON'T YOU HAVE
UNLIMITED TEXTING?
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OH, MY GOD.
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MY FIANCéé DUMPED ME,
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AND I HAVE
A REALLY BAD PHONE PLAN!
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AH, THIS REALLY SUCKS.
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YEAH, IT DOES.
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I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH, MAN.
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YOU'VE BEEN DUMPED
LIKE THIS?
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AH, COME ON, ANDY.
WE ALL HAVE.
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OH, JIM.
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I JUST WANT TO GO HOME
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AND SPEND
THE WHOLE WEEKEND IN BED.
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THERE'S A LITTLE MORE
TO THE MESSAGE.
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REALLY?
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YEAH,
LET ME SCAN DOWN HERE.
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OH. "FEEL FREE TO USE
THE CABIN THIS WEEKEND.
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"I KNOW JIM
WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO IT,
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"AND HE WOULD BE
DEVASTATED
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IF HE DIDN'T GET
A CHANCE TO GO."
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IT DOES NOT SAY THAT.
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WELL, THAT'S WHERE
HER HEART WAS.
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YOU KNOW SHE CARED FOR ME.
JIM, I'M HURTIN' HERE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, LET'S NOT COMPOUND IT BY
GETTING STUCK IN TRAFFIC. NO, NO, NO, NO.
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THERE'S NO WAY I CAN GO
ON A GUYS' WEEKEND NOW.
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COME ON. WHY NOT?
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WE BOTH KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO
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IF YOU STAY HERE
ALL WEEKEND.
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OH, CALL EMILY
TEN TIMES AN HOUR
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AND EAT MAYONNAISE STRAIGHT FROM
THE JAR. RIGHT, AND THAT IS NOT GOOD
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FOR YOUR CHOLESTEROL
OR YOUR WEEKEND MINUTES.
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(groans)
NOW GIVE ME THE PHONE.
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NO. GIVE ME THE PHONE.
I'LL BE STRONG FOR YOU.
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NO, JIM, NO.
I DON'T THINK I CAN.
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I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT. ANDY,
ANDY, CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN.
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LISTEN, IF WE GO,
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
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ON THE WAY OUT, WE'LL STOP
FOR SOME MAYONNAISE
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BEFORE WE HIT THE HIGHWAY.
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WELL...
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NOT THE PACKETS. THE JAR.
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AND A HUG?
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♪♪♪
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HEY, LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
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YOU KNOW, YOU SOLD
THIS PLACE SHORT, ANDY...
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A VIEW OF THE LAKE,
WOOD-BURNING STOVE.
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STURDY BEAMS IN CASE
I WANNA HANG MYSELF.
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HEY, THERE'S PROGRESS.
YOU'RE MAKING JOKES.
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NO, I'M NOT. WELL, YOU'RE NOT
CRYING. THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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COME ON. LET'S GO FISHING.
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HEY, UH, LET ME SEE MY
PHONE REAL QUICK. WHY?
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UH, JUST CURIOUS TO SEE
HOW MANY BARS I GET OUT HERE.
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ANDY!
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YOU GOTTA STOP THINKING
ABOUT EMILY
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AND WHO SHE'S WITH
AND WHAT HE'S DOING TO HER
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AND WHERE HE'S DOING IT.
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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
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I'M GONNA GET IN THE BATHTUB.
YOU GRAB THE TOASTER.
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ANDY, ANDY, ANDY, ANDY,
COME ON, COME ON,
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COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
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WE'RE HERE.
LOOK, IT'S BEAUTIFUL...
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THE TWO OF US ALL ALONE,
NOBODY WITHIN MILES OF US.
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WHAT THE HELL?
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JERRY?
WHO?
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EMILY'S EX-HUSBAND.
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YOU MET
WHEN I PROPOSED TO HER.
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OH, SORRY, JERRY.
I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU.
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YOU'RE NOT SOBBING
UNCONTROLLABLY.
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(wailing) SHE LEFT US!
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THERE YOU ARE, JERRY.
HOW YOU DOING?
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YOU GOT THE TEXT?
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NEW MEXICO! (sobbing)
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DID YOU SEE THE PICTURE?
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MY PHONE
DOESN'T DO PICTURES.
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WHAT KIND OF A PHONE PLAN
DO YOU HAVE?
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THE KID AT THE MALL SAID I WAS
GETTING A REALLY GOOD DEAL!
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(both wailing)
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COME ON, GUYS.
STOP YOUR WAILING.
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THE MOOSE ARE GONNA THINK
IT'S MATING SEASON.
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(both continue sobbing)
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I'M SORRY.
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I THOUGHT
I'D BE ALONE UP HERE.
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IT'S WHERE I COME
WHEN I MISS HER.
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BUT SHE GOT THE CABIN
IN THE DIVORCE.
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I BREAK IN.
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I MISS HER SO MUCH!
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(both wailing)
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I DO, TOO!
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GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!
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AND I USE THAT TERM LOOSELY.
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NOW COME ON. YOU'RE FORGETTING
THE BIG PICTURE HERE.
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SHE WAS KIND OF A WHORE?
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YES, THAT'S PART OF IT,
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BUT WE CAME UP HERE
TO FORGET ABOUT...
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THAT PERSON.
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NOW, JERRY, LOOK, YOU WANNA
HANG OUT, YOU WANNA FISH,
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YOU WANNA BE WITH THE BOYS
A LITTLE BIT,
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YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY, ALL
RIGHT? OKAY, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
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YEAH?
YEAH.
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YEAH, LET'S GET ON THAT BOAT.
THE BOAT. PERFECT.
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GREAT. FRESH AIR, NEW FRIENDS,
NEW MEMORIES.
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SHE'S DOWN AT THE DOCK, THIRD
SLIP ON THE LEFT. OH, GREAT.
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SHE'S NAMED
"FOREVER EMILY."
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CRAP!
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(Andy and Jerry wailing)
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SO CONCEITED!
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SHE WASN'T AGING WELL!
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I MISS HER!
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(both continue wailing)
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ALL RIGHT. CALM DOWN,
CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN.
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(continues sobbing)
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HERE.
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(continues wailing)
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HERE!
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(Andy and Jerry stop wailing)
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(cries)
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I SUPPOSE FOR ME,
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MY FONDEST MEMORY WOULD BE
BRUSHING HER HAIR
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A HUNDRED TIMES
EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BED.
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HOW ROMANTIC.
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I USED TO DO HER NAILS,
BUT THAT'S NOT AS INTIMATE.
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(Jerry) NO.
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ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
I'M DONE. YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU TWO GOTTA MAN UP
AND GET OVER THIS WOMAN.
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HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO DO THAT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT? THE BEST WAY
TO GET OVER A WOMAN
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IS TO GET
UNDER ANOTHER ONE.
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DO YOU MEAN...
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OH, THAT COULD WORK.
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YES!
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YES, COME ON.
LET'S GO FIND SOME BAR
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WITH SOME
REALLY HOT MOUNTAIN WOMEN
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WHO LOVE SAD MEN
THAT SMELL LIKE MAYONNAISE.
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DO YOU THINK
THEY'RE OUT THERE, JIM?
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I KNOW
THEY'RE OUT THERE, ANDY.
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NOW COME ON. LET'S GO.
LET'S GO FIND THIS BAR.
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OH, LOOK!
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IT'S EMILY'S HAIRBRUSH.
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SHOW ME HOW YOU DID IT.
GET AROUND.
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(voice breaking) ONE...
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TWO...
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THREE...
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(both wailing)
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I WONDER IF THESE RAFTERS
ARE STRONG ENOUGH
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TO HOLD THE BOTH OF YA.
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(both continue wailing)
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WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF FLANNEL.
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HEY, NICE SHOT, BUDDY.
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ALL RIGHT,
I'M UP NEXT, BUD.
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HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE,
A LUMBERJACK CONVENTION?
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ACTUALLY,
IT'S LADIES' NIGHT.
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I'M SORRY, MA'AM.
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TO BE FAIR,
IT'S A LITTLE DARK IN HERE.
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AND... AND YOU DO HAVE
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A LITTLE SCRUFF
RIGHT IN HERE.
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OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT, FISH.
I AIN'T OFFENDED.
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I'M TURNED ON.
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OH...
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HEY, GIRLS, LOOK
WHAT WE GOT HERE. UM...
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OH...
FRESH MEAT.
200
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OH, HEY, UH,
I DIDN'T COME IN HERE
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FOR, YOU KNOW,
ANY KIND OF, UH...
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WHOA. WHEN YOU COME IN HERE
DRESSED LIKE THAT,
203
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WE KNOW
WHAT YOU COME IN HERE FOR.
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KINDA FUNNY.
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I JUST LEFT A COUPLE GUYS
WHO ARE ACTING LIKE WOMEN...
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I GUESS MAYBE YOU DON'T
GET THE IRONY OF, UH...
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WELL, LADIES,
I GOTTA TELL YA,
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I'M VERY FLATTERED
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AND A LITTLE FRIGHTENED.
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THE BAD NEWS IS
I'M MARRIED.
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00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,642
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M DRUNK AND ON PAROLE.
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00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:13,380
ANYBODY GOT ANY QUARTERS
FOR THE JUKEBOX?
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HOW ABOUT YOU, FISH?
YOU GOT ANY CHANGE?
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00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,152
UH, NO,
I-I DON'T THINK SO...
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I'LL CHECK HIS POCKETS.
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OH! OW!
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OW! OW, OW, OW, OW, OW,
OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
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(car horn honks,
car alarm blaring)
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00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:33,200
I THINK YOU HIT
THE PANIC BUTTON ON MY CAR...
220
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:36,203
AND GENTLY MASSAGED
MY PROSTATE.
221
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,839
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT CAR ALARM, FISH.
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00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:42,042
NO ONE'S AROUND TO HEAR IT.
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00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:49,382
HEY, MA'AM?
MA'AM, LISTEN.
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I'M A DUDE.
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BOY, AM I OFF TODAY.
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00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:57,825
LISTEN, CAN YOU
HELP ME OUT HERE?
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00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,292
YOU COME WALTZING IN HERE
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DRESSED LIKE THAT
ON LADIES' NIGHT,
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00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,231
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
LADIES' NIGHT?
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00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:07,100
THERE'S NOT EVEN ANY GUYS HERE
TO PICK UP THE LADIES.
231
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:11,071
AH, IT'S MORE OF A WARNING
THAN AN ADVERTISEMENT.
232
00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:15,108
HA. WHO WANTS A LAP DANCE?
233
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:17,144
WELL...
234
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,847
MY WIFE REALLY DOESN'T APPROVE
OF THIS STUFF,
235
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,382
BUT YOU KNOW,
WHAT THE HELL?
236
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,417
YOU'RE NOT THE LAP.
237
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,887
YOU'RE THE DANCE.
238
00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,189
(grunts)
HI, SWEET MEAT.
239
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:46,206
UM, I-I'M REALLY FEELING
VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.
240
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:49,309
IS THAT A FIVE?
241
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:54,247
WELL, SOMEBODY'S
GETTING A SHOW!
242
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,149
WHOO! YAHOO!
243
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,886
SHAKE IT ALL, DADDY.
244
00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,854
WHOO!
245
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,833
I RAISE YOU 20 BUCKS,
246
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,968
MY TABLE SAW...
247
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:18,005
AND THE FISH HERE.
248
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,773
PEANUTS.
249
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,408
SURE THING, BOSS.
250
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,947
CALL.
251
00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,116
THREE 8s.
252
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,819
(knuckles crack)
253
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,921
GET OVER HERE, FISH.
254
00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,790
SWITCHING SIDES, BOSS?
255
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,892
SWITCHING SIDES.
256
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:48,335
ENJOY THE SHOW, LADIES.
PICK UP THE CHIPS, FISH.
257
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,838
(chips clatter on floor)
258
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:53,173
PICKING UP THE CHIPS,
BOSS.
259
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,277
(Andy) OW! (laughs)
260
00:12:57,310 --> 00:13:01,014
I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A PUSH DOOR,
NOT A PULL DOOR.
261
00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:04,017
I'LL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN
ON THE SUBJECT OF DOORS.
262
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:08,956
BARKEEP! OH, HEY, TINY.
(laughs)
263
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,892
ANOTHER BOX OF WINE.
264
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,962
AND MAY I SEE
A TAPAS MENU?
265
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,900
(Jerry laughs)
266
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,335
ANDY, ANDY,
THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
267
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,872
JIM!
HEY, JIM'S HERE.
268
00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,007
AW.
269
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,976
YOU GUYS ARE HAMMERED!
270
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:32,145
BUT WE DIDN'T DRIVE, JIM.
THAT WOULD BE DANGEROUS.
271
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:35,916
WE TOOK THE SNOWMOBILES.
272
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,618
GUYS, YOU GOTTA
GET ME OUTTA HERE.
273
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,220
(gasps)
274
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:44,157
WHAT IS THE RUSH?
275
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,894
YOU WERE RIGHT!
276
00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,596
IT'S LIKE WE WANDERED
INTO A MISS AMERICA CONTEST.
277
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,631
YEAH, WELL,
I WOULDN'T STICK AROUND
278
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,967
FOR THE SWIMSUIT COMPETITION.
(laughs)
279
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,636
EVENING, LADIES.
WHICH ONE OF YOU FAIR DAMSELS
280
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,206
CAN HELP A MAN
FORGET ABOUT A WOMAN?
281
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:02,943
WELL, THE TRUTH IS,
THEY PROBABLY ALL CAN.
282
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,644
(blues rock playing)
283
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,881
NO, NO, NO! NOT THE MUSIC!
284
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,182
♪♪♪
285
00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:13,553
LOOKS LIKE
THE PARTY IS ON! WHOO!
286
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,889
THIS AIN'T
NO ONE-MAN SHOW.
287
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:30,037
I WON YOU FAIR AND SQUARE
IN THAT GAME, FISH.
288
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:33,640
NOW GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR
AND... MAKE ME WANT IT.
289
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,612
LOSING THE SHIRT, BOSS?
290
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,281
LOSING THE SHIRT.
291
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:44,584
LOSING THE SHIRT.
292
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,019
(wolf whistles)
293
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,955
(woman) WHOO!
294
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:02,369
(banging)
295
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,305
COME ON.
YOU SLEPT. YOU VOMITED.
296
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,706
I HOSED YOU OFF.
297
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,976
LET'S GO FISHING.
298
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,577
WHAT TIME IS IT?
5:00.
299
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,345
A.M. OR P.M.?
300
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:16,483
MUST BE P.M. I FEEL LIKE EATING
MEAT LOAF, NOT PANCAKES.
301
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,586
WHAT A CRAZY NIGHT IT WAS
LAST NIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT?
302
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:23,390
YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY FUN
WITH THREE BOXES OF WINE IN YOU.
303
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,392
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED,
304
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:28,228
BUT I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR,
AND MY INHALER'S GONE.
305
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,964
ONE OF THE CHICKS
PROBABLY TOOK IT.
306
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:34,701
CHICKS?
OH, RIGHT. WE HAD CHICKS!
307
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:38,371
YOU... REMEMBER?
308
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:41,008
NOT REALLY.
IT'S KIND OF FUZZY.
309
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,475
HOW FUZZY?
310
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,577
PRETTY FUZZY.
311
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:47,680
THEY WERE SMOKIN' GORGEOUS!
OH!
312
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,582
OH, YEAH?
OH, YEAH.
313
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:53,987
IF 10 IS THE BEST,
THEY WERE 250, 300.
314
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:56,323
(chuckles)
WAIT, JIM. YOU...
315
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,258
YOU DIDN'T STRAY,
DID YOU?
316
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,428
NO, NO. (laughs)
317
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:06,233
UGH. NO.
318
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,467
W-WELL, TELL THE TRUTH.
319
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,203
WHOSE CHICK WAS HOTTER,
MINE OR JERRY'S?
320
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,372
WELL... (sighs)
IT'S HARD TO TELL.
321
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,374
I MEAN, THESE WOMEN WERE...
322
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,643
UNLIKE ANY WOMAN
I'VE EVER SEEN.
323
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,478
FIST ME.
324
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,680
FISTING. (laughs)
325
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,715
WOW! I FEEL GREAT.
ME, TOO.
326
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,685
I AM COMPLETELY OVER EMILY.
OH!
327
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,420
YOU WERE RIGHT, JIM.
328
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:30,390
YOU ARE
THE BESTEST FRIEND EVER.
329
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,791
(laughs)
330
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:36,429
YEAH, ALL THREE OF US
ARE THE BESTEST FRIENDS EVER.
331
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,303
LET'S GO FISHING!
ALL RIGHT!
332
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,704
LET'S GO.
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
333
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,407
(cell phone alert chimes)
WHAT?
334
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:51,644
OH, WHAT'S THAT?
HEY, YOU GOT A TEXT.
335
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,215
OH, MAYBE IT'S FROM ONE OF
THE HOT CHICKS LAST NIGHT. UM...
336
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,592
OR MAYBE SOMEBODY'S
RETURNING MY INHALER.
337
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:59,219
OH, GOD.
OH, GOD, IT'S EMILY.
338
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,355
DON'T READ IT! HE'S RIGHT.
HE IS RIGHT. HE IS SO RIGHT.
339
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:06,259
COME ON, ANDY, COME ON, COME ON.
LET'S GO FISHING. COME ON.
340
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:09,162
YEAH. YEAH, FISHING.
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.
341
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:12,165
MAYBE I'LL JUST TAKE ONE QUICK
PEEK. OH, CRAP. COME ON, ANDY.
342
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,167
"ANDY, I'VE MADE
A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.
343
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,403
"YOU'RE THE BEST THING
THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
344
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,205
I WANT YOU BACK."
345
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,496
YOU READY TO GO FISHING?
346
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,765
SHE WANTS YOU BACK?
WHY DOESN'T SHE WANT ME BACK?
347
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,235
BECAUSE SHE LIKES ME BETTER,
JERRY.
348
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,203
SHE LIKES STUDS, NOT DUDS.
349
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,705
I WANT HER BACK! WELL, I
WANT HER BACK, TOO, JERRY.
350
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:57,177
ALL RIGHT, WAIT A MINUTE!
COME ON, GUYS.
351
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,411
YOU'RE OVER HER!
352
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,547
YOU'VE JUST HAD
THE FINEST SUPERMODELS
353
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,482
WISCONSIN HAS TO OFFER.
354
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,551
MM... I DON'T CARE, JIM.
355
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,486
I LOVE EMILY,
AND SHE LOVES ME.
356
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,356
WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME
TO BE HAPPY?
357
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:13,160
SIT DOWN!
BOTH OF YA, SIT DOWN!
358
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,594
NOW LISTEN TO ME.
359
00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,696
THAT EMILY IS EVIL.
360
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:19,532
YEAH, BUT SHE SMELLS
SO GOOD.
361
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,134
SHE'S THE DEVIL.
362
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:24,437
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU TWO NEED AN EXORCISM.
363
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,581
GIVE ME THOSE PHONES.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
364
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,441
I'M GONNA BURN THESE PHONES.
YOU'RE BURNING OUR PHONES?
365
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:32,279
I'M BURNING THE PHONES. BUT I STILL
HAVE FOUR YEARS LEFT ON MY CONTRACT.
366
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,348
I AM BURNING THE POWER
THAT EMILY HOLDS OVER YOU.
367
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,660
IN ORDER TO GET RID OF HER,
YOU GOTTA GET RID OF HER STUFF.
368
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:40,153
BURN IT!
(whimpers)
369
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,922
YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE WE
SHOULD BURN ALL THIS STUFF
370
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,924
AND START WITH THIS
HAIRBRUSH. JIM, NOT THE BRUSH.
371
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,893
I'M BURNING IT.
AAH!
372
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,896
THIS NAPKIN, THIS MAGAZINE
AND WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS.
373
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,265
(raspy voice)
THAT WAS MY INHALER!
374
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,534
ALL RIGHT, WHAT ELSE
REMINDS YOU OF HER?
375
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,436
GIVE IT TO ME.
THIS WAS HER FAVORITE CUP.
376
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,947
BURN IT. WHAT ELSE? WE GOT THIS
PICTURE FRAME ON OUR HONEYMOON.
377
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,209
BURN IT! SALT AND PEPPER
SHAKERS WE GOT AT THE FLEA MARKET.
378
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,544
OH, YEAH, BURN IT!
PINEAPPLE NAPKIN HOLDER?
379
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,945
YEAH.
BURN IT!
380
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,914
ALL RIGHT, WHAT ABOUT
THIS DUCK? NO, NO, NO!
381
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,450
NOT THE DUCK! GIVE
ME THE DUCK! BURN IT!
382
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,320
THIS $500 CASHMERE SCARF
SHE GAVE ME?
383
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,256
YOU GOT A GIFT
RECEIPT FOR IT? NO.
384
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,425
BURN IT!
OH, BURN IT!
385
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,527
BURN, BURN, BURN!
MY PHOTOS?
386
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:25,232
(all) BURN, BURN, BURN,
BURN, BURN, BURN,
387
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:26,966
BURN, BURN, BURN,
388
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,669
BURN, BURN, BURN!
389
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,404
AAH!
390
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,973
(all) AHH.
391
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,642
LOOK AT THAT.
392
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,310
OH.
393
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:41,281
NOTHING LIKE A FLAME
TO PUT OUT AN OLD FLAME.
394
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,251
HOW YOU FEELING, BOYS?
395
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,219
SO FREE.
SO CLEAN.
396
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,654
STILL A LITTLE HUNGOVER.
YEAH.
397
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,890
BUT IT'S A FREER HUNGOVER.
OH, YEAH, DEFINITELY.
398
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,692
WELCOME BACK, BOYS.
(laughs)
399
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,561
LET'S CELEBRATE...
ALL RIGHT.
400
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,597
WITH A SHOT OF RUM.
WHOO!
401
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,599
YOU KNOW,
THAT WAS HER FAVORITE RUM.
402
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,634
THEN WE BURN IT!
BURN IT!
403
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:02,869
HA, HA!
404
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,003
RUN.
405
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,005
NO, RUM.
406
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,574
RUN!
407
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:10,610
(all screaming)
408
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,847
(fire roaring)
409
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,484
WE'RE JUST NOT
GOING FISHING, ARE WE?
410
00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:20,987
SHE LOVED THAT CABIN.
411
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,456
OH, SHE DID.
412
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,861
GOOD-BYE, EMILY.
413
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,430
GOOD RIDDANCE.
414
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:33,533
JIM, WE DON'T KNOW
HOW TO THANK YOU.
415
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,535
YOU GOT US
OVER EMILY, JIM.
416
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,970
AND YOU HOOKED US UP WITH
TWO OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
417
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,607
TO EVER WALK
GOD'S GREEN EARTH.
418
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,642
I'M GLAD YOU FEEL BETTER.
419
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,011
(sirens wailing)
420
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,347
OH, THANK GOD,
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
421
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,916
WOW, THOSE ARE TWO
OF THE BIGGEST FIREMEN
422
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,452
I'VE EVER SEEN.
423
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,357
LOOKS LIKE THE BUILDING'S
A TOTAL LOSS.
424
00:20:57,390 --> 00:21:00,493
WE'RE JUST GONNA KEEP THE FIRE
FROM SPREADING TO THE WOODS.
425
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:03,630
HOW DRUNK WERE WE
LAST NIGHT?
426
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,433
DRUNK ENOUGH TO LET
THE CUTE ONE GET AWAY.
427
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:12,572
HEY, LADIES... THANKS.
428
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,041
HEY, THAT'S NOT COOL.
429
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:18,044
THOSE MEN ARE HEROES.
430
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,512
TRUE.
431
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:22,649
THEY DID THINGS
I COULD NEVER DO.
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