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# The only, only, only
Only, only, only, only

# The only way is up, baby

# For you and me now

# Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh. #

# Game on

# Play on

# I put G in the Game... #

I'm straight-talking.
No-one can handle it.

You're not straight-talking.

I think you're rude sometimes,
Freddie.

It was pity-party Harry once again!
It's not.

"Feel sorry for me Harry" again.
It's not pity party.

Oh, my God, it's getting heated.

Are you joking? You literally
mugged me off in a group chat.

Please don't act stupid
cos you ain't a stupid boy.

You're very calculated, conniving.
No, I'm not calculated.

Yes, you are.
That's exactly two things you are.

Oh, dear.

You should've swallowed your pride.

Don't make yourself so busy.
Don't point your fingers.

Don't make yourself so busy.

No, you're giving it to me,
so I'll give it you back.

# I put G in the game... #

I don't know what to say here,

because this isn't the conversation
we had with Freddie.

You started it.
What's going on?

He's a broken record. I told you...
No.

Wait a minute. No, wait a minute.
Don't clap, come on.

You started this,
you started this behaviour.

I turned around to you,
and I said to you, to everyone.

It wasn't directed at you.
Calm down.

You decided to play victim.
He's too much, babe.

Make it about you.
But you're on par.

Thank you.
You're on par, you are.

Exactly, victim Harry again.
But no, no, stop, seriously.

No, it's annoying, cos it's all
about him and how he feels!

It's frustrating!
Listen to me.

Youse are friends.
We're not fine.

Not friends with him.
Youse were friends.

I don't wanna be friends.
It doesn't need to go this way.

I don't wanna be friends.

You're obsessed with me.
No, stop that.

You're so caught up
cos I didn't wanna date you!

Argh!
It's pathetic.

"Obsess..."?
CHLOE LAUGHS

Harry's so obsessed with you,
Freddie.

It's a joke.
CHLOE LAUGHS

He's pathetic, though.
Stop it. Harry.

Because I didn't fancy you!
No, no, no. No!

I didn't fancy you. That's why.
Don't scream, Freddie.

I didn't want
to pursue anything with you,

and you was gutted about it,
you was hung about...

hung up over a two-week situation

for weeks.
It's getting nasty.

It's pathetic. You are pathetic.
Freddie. Freddie! Stop. Stop.

Cos why are youse arguing?
HARRY LAUGHS

What is this actually all about?
It's the fake laugh.

No, it's enough now.

Girls, don't we talk about Freddie
all the time (?)

Not!

Everything about you is fake.
Freddie, listen to me.

It's the group chat,
you was defending your mate,

you know you went about it
the wrong way.

Nothing that bad has happened

where youse two need to be enemies,
at all.

The thing is, I think you're
picking up all of Ella's problems

and putting it on yourself,
and you're arguing...

This is nothing to do with Ella!
It's about how you make me feel.

You made me feel like shit
for months.

Freddie, Freddie...
Freddie, calmly.

Listen, at the end of the day,

you've literally held on
to so much hate for me

for months and months and months.
I don't hate you. I don't hate you.

You envied me because I didn't
wanna pursue things with you.

It's the truth, though.
Everyone knows it. No, but...

He's being so rude to you.
He's being so rude.

SAFFRON:
Why... What's he said there?

He said, "You fancy me.
You wanted to be with me.

"The reason you don't like me
is cos you wanted to be with me."

"You envy me
cos I didn't wanna be with you."

"You did fancy me. You fancy me."

It's awkward since the group chat.
I'm not listening to this.

Shall we just leave this for today?
Cos it's got too irate.

You think I'm obsessed...
You are.

I'd be obsessed with a piece
of toast if it gave me attention.

You need to get over yourself.
Says a lot about you.

It does. It really does.
FREDDIE LAUGHS

Says a lot about you. How desperate!
It does, babe.

That is desperate.
A bit of fucking toast.

Babe, he's too much.
Do you hear that?

We heard it.
That was a lot.

Babe, he was scr...

That was too much.
That was a lot. Come sit.

He's on smoke,
and it just proved my point.

Like, he's so hot and cold.
So rude.

One minute, he's all right.
The next minute, he's not.

It's so rude.

Can't stand him. I ain't doing this.
OK.

It's pretty clear
that youse aren't gonna be friends.

Can we leave?
Yeah, we'll go.

"Oh, you're obsessed with me."
What?!

Babe, he had a T-shirt
with my face on him.

Who's the obsessed one?

Aw, I'm done with him.
You didn't even care.

In our chat, you wasn't even saying
anything negative.

"Know what, we'll chat,
and we'll see."

It says more about who you are
as a person versus him.

SAFFRON: Nor was he when we spoke.
I know.

It's thrown me.
Maybe he wasn't ready to speak.

Why act like that in the moment?
Why be so hot-headed?

Everything you've said, he's done.
He's hot-headed.

He's rolling around in heat.
He's so riled up.

One thing sets him off,

and I just think if you're actually
gonna act like an adult,

speak normally
and have a mutual conversation

where you actually say how you feel.

Is my phone there as well?

Is he upset?
Yeah, he is.

He's brought himself to that.
He didn't want it to go like that.

He's got himself there.
HARRY: He done that.

But, Harry, come on.
You did dig at him.

That's the problem. It's got silly.
You usually are in the right,

and I get that, but I feel like
you did probe a little bit.

He didn't wanna argue with you.

Listen, the group chat,
I do think was wrong.

I'm defending myself.
We've backed you.

Why should Harry not have
his own place to say how he feels?

Cos it's always Harry being...
The group chat, I understand that.

And I understand
you only said how you felt.

Normally, it's everyone else
coming for Harry.

For once, Harry's actually
stood his own ground

and said how he feels
and not sat in the background.

I know.
I think he lost his temper.

Yeah, but he was calm for so long
before he lost it.

Yeah, he was.
I'm gonna make sure he's all right.

I was calm. I think I was calm.
OK? See youse all later.

See you later.
I just think he kept being rude.

# Forever promises, just let me down

# If I'm being so candid

# Hold me and don't plan it

# Just fall hard for the night
Yeah, that's my love language

# You're talkin' my, ooh-ooh
You're talkin' my... #

James, I think you should watch that
drink on these lovely grey sofas.

It's gonna go over.
Why would you balance it there?

Cos when I lean forward, I'm not
gonna lie, the pain in my back.

The sunburn
still can't be happening.

It's so bad.

Have you tried to have sex yet
with the sunburn?

Yeah.
Yeah.

She scratched my back.
JORDAN LAUGHS

In the middle of sex,
you ain't gonna go, "Oh."

It's well pathetic, innit?
You've got to be like, "Yeah."

THEY LAUGH

# Just fall hard for the night
Talkin' my love language

# You're talkin' my, ooh-ooh
You're talkin' my, ooh-ooh

# Talkin' my love language
My love language. #

Can I just say,
we ain't doing bad, are we?

What? In what way?

In comparison to other people
on this trip...

You're basically both punching.
They are punching.

We're doing well for ourselves.
Yeah, I'll happily punch.

No, listen, I think you both look...
You are amazing.

Thank you.

Both you girls are amazing girls,

and we are very, very lucky
to have you both.

We're blessed.
Yeah.

That is very nice of youse.

Cos you look at other things
going on here,

and you think, "Wow, we are lucky."

I feel like Sammy's really down.
Yeah, I do feel bad for him.

When we went out,
he was a shell of himself.

I feel really sorry for him.

But again,
why's not Roman there for him?

That is his best mate.
He's just stuck at Matilda's hip.

Them two lo... Them two are so...

Yeah, but fucking hell.
Roman's in puppy-love stage.

He's in...
Yeah, but I'm sorry, but...

We're all there for each other.
Youse have been good for him, yeah.

I think where we're more mature...

We're older boys.
We've all gone through it all.

That's what we was doing
when we was there.

We was giving him advice,
situations we've...

Look, I said, "Listen, boys..."

Obviously, Dan knows,
don't need to tell him,

but Sammy's obviously one
of the probably early on

in his relationship stage.

He's quite a young boy.
Mm. A lot to learn.

We're been through it many times,
do you know what I mean?

Like, you know
all the advice to give.

He said he felt that way.

He said he felt like,
"Do you know what,

"when I'm on my own and thinking
about it in my own head,

"I can get carried away
with my thoughts."

Yeah, course, yeah.

"It can really get to me,
but when I hear all you boys

"talking about the situations
that you boys have been in,

"what you've gone through."
Make him feel better.

Like, "Do you know what,
I ain't alone in this."

Youse two seem really good.
Yeah.

Yeah, we are.
We're great.

We're in a really good place.
Yeah?

Yeah. Really enjoying it.
Aw.

I feel like we're in the best place
that we've been.

Ever?
Ever.

Yeah. It happens.
It's sick.

I think you just get
better and better. Mm.

Yeah, I feel like youse two
have got so much stronger.

Also seeing that your relationship
with Bear now seems incredible.

Oh, my God, so good, yeah.
Yeah.

It never... It was good,
but now it's even better,

and I feel like
now you've moved out with Dan,

the house that you're in now,
I can bring Bear down,

and it's just better,
and we feel more like a family now,

and when I see you two together,
I just feel, like, the love.

Aw.
Between you both.

Dan, that is lovely, and it takes...
Listen, you're a good man.

It's so nice that Bear's got that.
Yeah, yeah.

He loves you.
I can see how much it means to Jodie

and how much Jodie appreciates it.

You do give, like,
really good dad vibes. Yeah.

Aw.
No, like, he just is.

Like, you're just great at it.
You're so natural.

Like, at the beginning,
I feel like you were just nervous,

but now it comes so flowing.

Are you excited
to one day have one of your own?

Yeah.
Aw.

I'm all for it.
Really?

You're still a bit like,
"If we don't do it soon..."

What, you want it soon?

Well, I obviously wanna give James
a child.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

But then I also don't want
the big age gap.

That is just something...
How old's Bear now?

He's gonna be four next week.
So it would be...

Round about now
would be a good time.

Thank you, Sophie.

If you start trying now
and everything works for us two,

pregnant at the same time.

Yeah.
We'll see.

Oh, we'll try, all right.

There's no time like the present -
go for it.

I need a wee.
Do you wanna come with me?

Why are you looking at me
as if you want me to come with you?

What, walk all the way over there
and just chill on my own?

THEY LAUGH

Do you think boys go to the toilet
and do, like, what girls do?

Yes, we do.
Yes.

Like, do our lip gloss,
leave the door open while we wee?

Why are we like that?
I love it.

I don't think I've closed the door
once since I've been here.

So much happens.
You meet so many friends.

# Blood in the water

# Everyone wants her

# Somebody's daughter's
Making money tonight

# Glitter and violence
Silicone diamonds... #

Can I sit?
Yeah.

Yeah.

# Glitter and violence. #

# The only way is up! #

# Oh, I love it, and I hate it

# Oh, I love it, and I hate it
At the same time

# Oh, I love it, and I hate it... #

How are you?

I'm stressed.
Mm.

Why?
I've heard.

Are you?
I'm all right.

I'm all right. I'm just sad.

You know, like, obviously,
when I've came out here,

I didn't expect to be arguing
with anyone.

That's just not me.
This isn't my gang.

Do you know what I mean?
Mm.

It's just a shame.
Yeah, look, I didn't want...

On that day that all that happened,

it just got way blown
out of proportion.

Like, I didn't think to myself
I was gonna go in

and have an argument with you
and Jordan. Yeah.

But obviously,
my comments were out of line.

Like, I know that,

and I know that I owe you
a massive apology, so I am sorry.

No, it's OK.

And, look, for my comment of like,
"Well, she's irrelevant,"

I just thought in that moment,

you were quite irrelevant
to what was going on.

Yeah, no, but you said,
"YOU are irrelevant."

Yeah, but in that moment, I did
think you were quite irrelevant...

Mm.
..to the situation.

Listen, I believe you are sorry,
but I just...

I dunno, I think them words
have came from somewhere,

but I might be wrong.
No.

I've never thought that
of you as a person.

Listen, Soph, I don't know you
well enough to call you anything.

Do you know what I mean?
Mm.

But just within that moment,
anyone would have got it from me,

because I was not
in the best headspace.

It wasn't complete ignored.

I don't want you to think
I have thought them things of you,

because I haven't.
Mm, yeah.

Just within that moment,
I just thought like...

Listen...
..you're just irrelevant

to my conversation right now,
like Jordan was.

It wasn't supposed to be anything
to do with you and Jordan,

and that's what
the most frustrating thing was,

cos I did say, like,
if Jord had never come over,

that would never
have gone that way. Mm.

In a relationship,
we have each other's backs.

Course you are, you're a team.

Someone comes for Jordan,
they come for me.

Do you know what I mean?
Mm.

You and Freddie,
if someone comes from you,

Freddie's gonna have your back,
and you'd do the exact same.

Oh, it's a relationship
without the sex.

THEY LAUGH

Listen, I appreciate your apology,
and I want you to just know

that, like, if you ever need girls,
like, me and Jodie, we're here.

I've said this to you so many times.

If you ever do wanna chat
or have a break

from, like, the craziness,
you can always come to me and Soph.

Yeah, do you know what it is -
I just hold back a lot with people,

because I've made a lot of mistakes
in my friendships

where I've sat and I've been
really honest with how I feel...

You've got a guard up.

..things I've got
going on in my life,

and them things have always
been used against me,

so I find it hard
to let people in. Mm.

I've let people, so many people,
in my life and then been shit on.

I just think I'd rather just keep
my circle small and be on my own.

It's hard, I get that,
but sometimes,

you've just got to see
the good in people

and try and trust.
Yeah.

You know, just try and let
your guard down a little bit,

and then you'll have
a good circle around you.

How's you and Dan?

SHE EXHALES

I haven't really got any words
for it, to be quite honest.

I don't really know
what is going on.

Is it... Is it done?
Yeah, what?

Well, yeah, but...
That didn't sound like it was.

No, it is done,
but we're always gonna have

that attraction there to each other,
do you know what I mean?

Hard when you're around each other,
isn't it?

Tell me about it.
You can't help it.

It's a lot easier
when you're at home.

It's just frustrating,
because I wish

that everything that he was
obviously telling the boys

and how he actually felt,
that he had told me that.

Because I'm the one
that wanted to hear it.

Yeah, but you weren't there to tell.
You were away.

Listen, I went out
for dinner with Dan

when you went on Big Brother,

and it was when, like,
a lot was going on and stuff,

and I was like, "You all right?"
He went, "Nah, I'm not, you know,"

and that was the first time I...
I looked at Jordan...

No, same, he did it to me.
I didn't know what to say!

I went, "This is really weird.
I've never seen Dan like that."

I didn't know
how much he liked you

until he really said that.

I think it was, like,
a bit of a reality shock for him,

and I think it made him realise
how much he actually did like you,

which is annoying,
because it shouldn't have took

for it to get to that place
for him to realise.

Yeah. No.
But...

You all right?
Yeah.

I just don't like to hear the fact
that he was upset.

I know. Yeah, but you've also
been upset as well.

You were upset as well,
do you know what I mean?

And it's... Look, it's hard,
isn't it? It's hard.

But he was all right,
we looked after him.

# There's tears in both my eyes

# Oh, I apologise... #

Thanks.

# Hold me close for the last time

# This is for the past times
This for the last time. #

How are youse?
How nice.

ROMAN GROANS
Babe!

I love it!
This is so lovely.

I know, I love.
I love this.

I love it.
Can we please cheers to us?

Like, couples.
Cheers.

I love this.
JJ and M&R.

Yeah!
Cheers, cheers.

What are you two drinking? Prosec?
BOTH: White wine.

THEY LAUGH

BOTH: We're rose.
Oh, my God. I love that.

Do you drink the same drinks?
Cos me and Junaid does. Always!

Do you think youse turn
into the same people?

Cos me and Junaid
are the same now. Yeah, 100%.

Essentially, Matilds...
Roman is me.

She's my evil twin.
No, I love it.

Junaid's my evil twin.
Not evil.

JUNAID LAUGHS
He's the evil one. I'm nice, really.

Not evil twins. We're happy twins.
We're happy twins.

Seems like every time
I've seen you so far,

youse two have been
absolutely just happy.

We are.
The whole time.

It's weird...
You seem so happy.

When we are together...
You're in your own company.

Yeah.
Mm.

I feel like we look at youse two,
and we wanna be like youse.

Yeah!
JOE LAUGHS

No, we looks at youse,
and we're like...

We wanna be cool calm and collected.
No, but you are.

But in our eyes, when I see youse,
I'm like - you are like us.

No, we're like youse
in the sense that I look at youse,

and I think
everyone in the group loves you.

Yeah. But all we do,
we don't take life serious at all.

We'll just be us, our weird selves,
and the world loves us for that.

Are you living together?
What's going on?

Yeah, I was gonna ask you that.
Tilds has got an apartment.

She's got her own little flat.
Yeah.

Where are you, in London?
She's in Bromley.

Yeah, in South London.
Right. OK.

But I'm always... I'm mostly there.

Obviously, we do our own lives,
and we're busy,

but when we're not busy,

it's so hard
to not be in each other's company.

How often do you stay together?
Every single day.

Like, the thing is, more or less,
he lives with me. Yeah.

Do you know what I mean?
I love this.

He does live with me, more or less.

Obviously, I haven't known you
for ever and ever and ever,

I've known you
for a couple of years,

but I've never seen you like this.
You're so happy.

You've always got a smile
on your face.

Everyone says that.
But this is all you've ever wanted.

Found my twin.
Youse are made for each other.

I'll be real. Youse are.
I think we are.

When's the wedding, guys?

When are you moving in?
I need to know everything.

I promise you now, if Ro proposed
to me right now in this...

proposed now, then I'd say yes.
Aw. No.

Take one of my rings off
and propose now. Really?

Oh, Matilda! Me and Junaid fight
about who's gonna propose,

cos he wants me to do it...
So difficult for youse as well.

I'm like, "No, actually
I think you should do it."

What would your perfect scenario be?

If I ask him to marry me,
I know he's gonna plan the wedding,

so I'm sweet -
I've just got to turn up.

Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

You need to do that because you know
you're sweet for a wedding.

I'll sort everything out.
I want a big Bollywood wedding.

It's happening, and we're mixing
them both up, so it's gonna happen.

We're gonna do like a half and half.

A half Bollywood, half...
Half English.

..British.
Aw, that'll be amazing.

I'll be there.
That'll be so good. We'll be there.

It will definitely be something,
won't it?

It will, 100%.

# City lights, they making me wonder

# For a moment how it feels
That's right

# Starlight
Can you give me the fame?

# Can you tell me the game?
Oh, starlight... #

Hey, bully.
I'm not doing it.

Bitch, we won.
Get in the middle!

# Can you tell me the game? #

Agh!
SHOUTING

Don't push her!
Don't!

I used to be
a professional rugby player.

Oh, piss off!
Don't get aggressive.

Oh, my knee!
Ella!

I don't like balls.
Liar. You love 'em.

Oh, what a shame.
I'm over it.

Oh. Oh, that really hurt my arm,
throwing that ball.

Let's go sit down.

# Can you tell me the game?
Oh, starlight. #

I feel like that's the first time
I've laughed the whole holiday.

Yeah.
Positive vibes with Freddie Bentley.

That has actually brung
a new lease of life out of me,

Yeah, I needed it, I needed it.
Yeah.

I need to be riled up
a little bit.

What have you been up to,
though, Tilds?

Well, last night,
I went on a double date.

Did you?
Who with?

I did, yeah.
With who?

Junaid and Joe.

Oh.
Junaid and Joe, yeah.

That sounds odd.
I bet Roman was in his element.

And we actually
had a really nice time.

Like, we didn't speak...

We didn't speak about
anything neggy at all.

Oh, I love this.
And that's nice. Like at all.

That's the way to go
when you're with them,

as long as you don't get on
to anything negative,

it actually ends up being a laugh.

I think they're such lovely boys.

I just think that
they insert themselves in situations

which ends up making them look
not nice, do you know what I mean?

They just get carried away, I think.
Yeah.

And also, like, I think me and Ro
are so, like, neutral with things

that, like, I would never want us...

Unless...
We always say to each other -

I say to him anyway -

unless someone come for us

and wanted to have
a problem with us,

that's the only time I'd ever
imagine having an issue with anyone.

I really, really like everyone,
and I'm not gonna put myself

in a position where it makes me
not like someone.

Do you know what I mean?
100%.

I think that's fair, and I think

that's the best way to be,
though, I do.

I wish I was in that position.

What position are you in, Fred?

Pfft!
A shit one.

Who are you not getting on with
right now?

Well, so... It's easier to list
who he is getting on with.

Yeah. I think the people
that I'm getting along with

is much smaller than who I'm not.
Is here!

So, last night,
me, Dani, Saffron all went out,

and Girlband, so, like, Harry,
Chloe M, Courtney and Amber

was out as well.

Yeah.
So I went up to him at the bar...

..and, girls, disaster.
Was it bad?

Really?
Absolute disaster.

He completely, from the moment

that I started having
the conversation with him,

antagonised me
from the start to finish. No.

I wasn't going there
for an argument.

I was going there
to clear the air,

and he wanted a reaction,
and in the end, he got one.

It was frustrating for me,
cos I'd sat there,

like giving Freddie the pep talk,
going, "Don't lose your head,

"don't lose your head,
don't rise to it,"

thinking it was gonna go
the right way.

And he's got over to Harry,
and it's just gone left,

and I feel like you was probed.

I do feel like he kept...

You know when someone's
going to you,

"Calm down," and you're calm?

You're gonna get wound up.
They're trying to make you bite.

Yeah, I would have screamed.

I was sitting there watching,
thinking,

"Please, Freddie,
don't bite, don't bite,"

and you actually didn't for ages.
No.

Chloe Meadows was making
a couple of snide remarks

yesterday at me as well.
What, at you?

At me, yeah.
She can't help herself, her.

I did get nasty
and turn around and say

that Harry was obsessed with me,

but I do think
there is a bit of truth in that,

and Chloe Meadows
took it upon herself

to make it about that I was obsessed
with them as a group.

Now, I'm definitely not obsessed
with Chloe Meadows.

I can't.
It's just pathetic, the lot of them.

# Ah, hell
I'm shadowboxing myself

# I'm shadowboxing myself. #

# The only way is up. #

# Azizam

# Meet me on the floor tonight

# Show me how to move like the water

# In between the dancing lights

# Be mine
Be mine, Azizam. #

Come on, then. Boys' day out.

This is the life.
Oh, this is lovely, this.

# Azizam. #

Where we going,
we going in the water?

Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Bill holding on for dear life.

Diags! What's...
Diags, what you doing?

Spoke to the manager,
I said, "What does a caddy do?"

He said, "They can do
whatever they want."

Nah. But you have to give him
advice on the next shot,

cos that's what a caddy does.
Drive the green.

# Azizam. #

Short.

Oh, my God.
Billy boy.

Oh, it's a shank.

Bit left.

Fucking hate golf!

See you on the next hole.
See you in a bit, yeah?

It's not that far.

# Azizam. #

Probably could
have hired three cars.

This ain't as fun as, like,
every... everyone makes out.

Listen, if it don't get it in,
what's the forfeit?

Whoever misses their putt,
when we get back to the hotel

gets fully ready, jumps in the pool.

Fully clothed?
Fully clothed.

Aw, I'm nervous.

I feel like this is for the Masters.

Ooh!

Ooooh!

CHEERING

Oh, wow!

He's pulled it.
Aw!

Aw! It's Bill, as well.

Aw!

Aw, aye!
We're all in.

So, from five two-foot putts,
not one of us could get it in.

That's bad, that, innit?

That's poor form, innit?
That is poor form.

I can't lie -
we deserve getting wet, boys.

That's bad.
Punishment.

You boys have done bad.
There's a lot of pressure.

There's a lot of pressure.

You start overthinking it.
You think, "Aw, that's easy",

and then you're thinking of yourself
jumping in the pool and it's like...

That's like everything.

Sometimes you get yourself
into situations

where you should just be calm
about it and you might end up upset.

That's true.
Yeah.

Do you feel better, though,
coming out today with the boys?

Yeah, I mean,
it takes my mind off, innit?

All these lovely boys
that are looking after you,

and your best mate is still
in the hotel with Matilda.

That's bad, innit?
I've given up on him.

Nah, to be fair, we did have a...

we had a proper little deep chat
yesterday, just me and him.

He pulled his finger out?

He did pull his finger out,
and it was good.

I was in a bit of a bad way
yesterday, and he...

he put a smile on my face,
so appreciate him for that

but I've probably seen him about
twice the whole time I've been here.

No, this is good, coming golf,
though, innit? I needed this.

I needed to get out.
Bit of stress relief?

Ah, mate. It's been
really stressful.

Like, we've had so much going on
at home, and then we've come away,

and I thought it's gonna
be a nice break,

do you know what I mean?

And then I'm sort of struggling with
the pressures of everything at home,

you know, it's just...

We don't sit down,
we don't talk properly,

and I think this, this coming away,

this break should have been about
me and Ame, know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. Like with the kids
as well, they're just so full-on.

For you, it's quite nice,
because you and Jode have spent

a lot of time together,

and you're actually going out
on date nights.

I think it helps both of you
to just be, like,

have a little bit of separate time
where it's just youse two. Yeah.

I've said this for like...

It makes a massive difference,
even if it's just one night.

Me and Soph said that to you
as well.

Yeah, look, I... We need it.

I think we're both
feeling the pressure, you know,

it's a strain on the relationship.

I do also think, though, Bill,

just like you said,
talking about it,

communication is one
of the biggest things, as well,

cos sometimes you start pushing
each other away from each other,

and you don't realise why,

and if you communicate you realise
you're both stressing about things

you can help each other with.
Yeah.

Mate, it's the reason why me and her
split up at Christmas, mate.

We weren't communicating properly.
Yeah. Communication's big.

As soon as you don't speak
about something,

and then something bubbles
underneath the surface

and you're not talking about it,
it gets bigger and bigger,

and you haven't spoke about it,
it's like,

"Why didn't you tell me that
when that that was happening?"

Cos we can address the situation.

Also, you could deal with it
like Dan

and just not communicate at all.

LAUGHING

Yeah, but look how happy he is.
See what I mean?

We're all stressed,
Dan's walking about,

do you know what I mean?

He's like, "What's going on,
what's happening?"

"What's stress?
Oh, someone's upset with me?"

I wouldn't say it's been stress-free
out here. Jesus.

No, true.

Mate, it's gotta be hard,
do you know what I mean,

coming away on holiday
and you got two ex-birds there,

do you know what I mean?
It's fucking tough.

I ain't had the best time out here,
I'll be honest.

No? It's been like,
we've had a bit of a laugh,

with us lot, but it...
Yeah, it ain't been the best.

No, I agree with that.

What's going on with you and El?

I know you had the chat
the other night.

Yeah, listen, we're cool,

but I feel like she expected
that we...

we were just gonna come out here and
go back to what we was always doing,

and it was like
there's too much has happened,

too much has been said.

Listen, it's not that
I'm finding it easy

to not go back to that with her.
Yeah.

Because it... We haven't fallen out.
No.

Obviously, there's still
an attraction there,

but in terms of moving forward
the relationship, it doesn't work.

So it's like...

Well, anyway, it's nice to have
a bit of a boys' day, innit?

Well, listen,
we've got our holes to play.

Yes, come on.
Yeah, come on, then.

Shall we get a quick pic, girls?
Yeah.

I feel like I'm overwhelmed
with food.

Oh, this is my dream.

Nice?

Mmm. Grr-grr-grrr. Mm.
Well done.

Right, so can you take us from
the top of what happened last night?

I have spoke to Freddie
this morning. I see him briefly.

I've spoke to both of them,

so I wanna hear
from your point of view.

So, we were just talking,
and then Freddie come over to Harry.

Harry is well within his rights

to tell Freddie exactly
what his observation has been

of how Freddie has been behaving
this trip.

Yeah. Was it screaming and shouting?
Yeah.

Harry's saying that Freddie come in
and was like,

yeah, giving it, "I'm obsessed,
you're obsessed with me,"

and all of this.

I don't really understand, like,
what's actually happened,

but then even Dani was agreeing
with Freddie.

I think Dani's, like, the queen
of being in the middle. Mm-hm.

And she handles it well.

She carries it well.
She wears that.

Everyone's allowed their opinions
in these situations.

I'm sure that people will have
conversations after.

And Harry was just having
his opinion on someone.

So, Elm, how are you feeling
after that boat,

because to see you like that
was heart-wrenching,

I'm not gonna lie.

I hated it.
No, I hate seeing you cry.

So, I don't know if I told youse
on the boat, when we were talking,

I did message him
after my conversation with him.

Did I tell you that?
No.

I was thinking about it earlier,

cos I've read the message
over and over.

I want your opinions
on these messages.

After our conversation I said,
"I hate that it went like that.

"You mean the world to me
and it broke my heart.

"I'll give you time like you said.

"I'm here for you
whenever you wanna talk or whatever,

"whenever you're ready. Kiss."
Lovely.

He then messaged back saying,
"Yeah, I know,

"I was dreading it all day
cos it means like it's actually done

"but, like, it'll be fine
and we're cool.

"I'll just miss how it was

"and have to get used
to how it is now."

And then since then I feel like
it's been a complete,

like, if he walks into a room
I make sure I walk out of the room,

because he's made it like that,

like he's made it very much
like he don't want me around,

he doesn't make eye contact,
doesn't say hello,

so now I'm doing the same thing.

So I'm, like, reflecting
exactly how he is

but I don't like it, like I'm not...

I'm not having
this holiday comfortable at all.

I feel like I'm spending
a lot more time in my room

and avoiding him at all costs
than I should be, and it's just...

That's horrible.
It's horrible, because I...

That wasn't what the conversation
went like, I thought it was like,

"Yeah, you need time,"
but I thought,

like, we could still be amicable.

What do you actually do,
because I feel like in a situation

when you're with someone
and you end things

whether you're in a relationship
or not,

what is the right thing do to,
and I feel there is no right answer.

if you start speaking,
everyone's gonna be like,

"Oh, they're chatting."

I just don't want you to feel
like you've done anything wrong.

Seeing you upset
is obviously not nice,

and we want you to know

that you haven't done anything wrong
and he might be trying to...

I feel like I know that,
but then I doubt myself.

But if the conversations with Sammy
make you feel like that,

then Sammy is definitely
not for you,

cos anyone you should be around
should see exactly who you are,

and you're not anything of the sort.
You're the purest soul.

You look after everyone.

Hello, darling!

Hoo!

Aw.

Have you been a good girl?
Right, tell the girls.

Say, "Harry."

Harry.
Harry!

Aw, it's her, it's her little...
Essex accents for me.

Harry!
Harry.

Darlings!

Oh, queen of Essex is here.

Oh, my God!
Can I... Wow!

Wow. I love it.

So south of France. I love it.
South of France?

South of France.
That is.

It's giving mourning
all friendships lost

in Portugal so far.

Saff, you look amazing. Incredible.
No.

The hat is bigger
than the resort in Portugal.

How are youse?
Loving it.

I'm gonna have to get this off.
It's a bit much.

I love the hat.
It looks lovely on you.

That is really good.
Yeah, stunning.

Can I just tell, it looks like
a million dollars on everyone.

Does it suit me, Saffy?

Yeah, sorry, can we take that off?
It's bad luck.

Why?
Sharing a hat.

Is it? What do you mean?

She's just jealous.

She's like, "You look too good,
I'm wearing it."

Yeah, no, that's what it is!

Well, it was a great entrance.
Yeah, it was windy, though.

Babies! Oh! Hello.

Uncle Saffy.
Uncle?

Uncle?!

Who said "uncle"?
Uncle. She's trying to mug me off.

Uncle Saff.
You are.

Uncle Saff?!
Aunty Saff, Aunty Saff, Aunty Saff.

Here's Nanny...

Here's your grandma Chloe
with her pink hat on.

You actually do look
a bit like a nanny, you do.

Yeah, I look like a nanny.

Aw!
Hello.

He is so adorable.

How's you and Bill?
Me and Bill are good, Saff.

All good?
All good.

It's just been a few tough
couple of months we've had,

do you know what I mean,
with my mum.

You've had a lot on, eh?

How is your mum?
Yeah, she's good.

I've spoken to her, she's all good.

Aw, bless her, babe.
That must be so hard for you.

She's all right.

Oh, ah-ah-ah-ah!
Oh, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!

Ooh-ooh-ooh!
No.

Ooh, not in the pool.

So, Harry, what went on?

Was it last night
you and Fred or something...

What happened there?

Me and Freddie have had
our differences

since that group chat.

Mm.

And I did think he come over
a bit, like, ready.

I don't think
he come in heated yesterday.

If anything, you were really strong.

He mentioned Joe and Junaid!

You've got your own issue
with Freddie.

No, that's not true,
that's not true at all.

It's definitely true.
We sat round the pool one day.

You've definitely got an issue
with Freddie. No, no, no.

Yeah, you have. You was shouting
at him like a child.

Like a child, sorry, Saff?
Yeah.

No, I was not.
Yeah, you were.

Why was I shouting at him
like a child?

Cos you'll always deny it.
Because he was being rude.

Right, guys, on that note,
I'm gonna go,

I've gotta get these babies
to sleep.

Help me, Becks, yeah?

Bye, baby, love you. Bye.

Come on, then.
Love you.

Right, love you. See you in a bit.

Say "bye" to the girls. Love you.
See you in a bit.

I think that Freddie
is a little bit lost,

and I genuinely feel a little bit
sorry for Freddie...

No, he's got upset, though...

ALL TALK AT ONCE
Yesterday... Hold on a minute, Chlo.

I can't keep up.
You don't like Freddie, though.

That's not true.
I never say I didn't like Freddie.

When have I said
I didn't like him?

You've slagged Freddie off,
called him "pretty fucking rude"

in the group,
but never addressed it.

Hold on,
I called him "incredibly rude".

Your performance was so embarrassing
in that club.

It was rude. She didn't lie.
You were embarrassing.

Why didn't you say that at the time?
Cos I was in shock. I went mute.

"Freddie! Oh, Freddie Bentley!
We're so obsessed with us!"

He said he was obsessed with him,
not you.

It turned into the show of you.

He said to Harry,
Freddie said to Harry,

"You're obsessed with me."
"Obsessed with me."

So you turned it into you.
So I went, "You're so obsessed!"

I mimicked him,
"You're so obsessed with me!

"You're so obsessed with me."
No, you're obsessed with "us".

And started laughing, like a witch.

That's belittling.
Why didn't you say it at the time?

You had a problem at the time.
I was in shock.

I don't think youse need
to fall out over this, girls.

I'm not gonna fall out of this.
Problem is,

she says things to people.
She? My name's Chloe.

He's upset.
She? My name's Chloe.

And then she don't wanna take
no accountability Fred... Er, H.

She don't like Freddie.
What accountability should I take?

It's been brewing.
Absolutely not true.

Freddie said,
"Chloe Meadows is digging me out."

Listen, whether he approached
that group chat

wrong, right, whatever.

Complete wrong. He had some points.
How do you think he felt last night

with a group of girls
that you say youse are all nice...

If he's being rude to my friend,
I'm gonna be rude to him.

None of us got involved.
None of us got involved.

At the end of the day...
I don't understand you.

One minute, you're nice to me,
and the next, you're not.

I've not seen you since last night.
Two different things.

I've not seen you since last night.

We were sitting here,
and you were fine.

What are you going on about?
I had my back to you,

and you called me fucking "uncle",
and I called you a grandma.

You're muggy to people!
You don't realise it.

Billie kissed me - "It's the only
kiss you're gonna get out here."

It's a joke!
She went, "She's jealous!"

I don't think she's muggy.

At the end of the day, what I'm
trying to get across to you...

Go on. Freddie feels a certain way,
he left crying.

About me?
Yes.

He left crying, he feels like you've
dug him out for a period of time.

You don't wanna own it,
and I've told you,

whether it's come across
wrong or right,

and we should have had a row
or not, different thing,

but you did belittle him and were
doing this really dramatic thing.

I don't know if you'd had
too much to drink.

I think what you need to do,
you probably gotta speak to Freddie.

Speak to Freddie again.
I think so.

You're being so rude to me.
Like, I don't really understand.

If you can't take accountability...

I'm not gonna be blamed
for Freddie...

Freddie can't articulate
himself properly,

so then he gets frustrated
and then cries.

You have upset him.
I would address it.

I've never thought
that me and Freddie had a problem

until the group chat
when he was so rude to Harry,

and he WAS rude to Harry.

People would have listened,
if he would have said his points

in a grown-up manner, so I think
from what you're saying...

You didn't act proper.
I was shocked.

I think that Freddie's
got a problem with me,

and if he has a problem with me,
he should have addressed it.

Like you're saying...
You don't have a problem with him

by that performance yesterday?

I never had a problem with Freddie
until the group chat.

# The only way is up! #

# Your heat on me, on me

# On me, your heat...

Right, Jordan,
what are you going for?

I might go for a bit of soup.

Soup?
Yeah. Erm, right...

That's not soup - that's sauce.
No, it's not. It's soup.

No breakfast waffles here, mate.

Oh, I'll just have the salad.
JORDAN LAUGHS

Ooh!

You don't eat the salad.

All I'm having is the salad.
Jordan!

Bit of chutney?
Put a bit of chutney on there.

Oh, a decent bit of salad.
A bit of chutney on there.

I'll have a bit of chutney.
Thank you, thank you.

Bit of chutney, yeah?

Can't go wrong with chutney.
Yeah, well done.

# Only one thing that I need

# I just need your heat on me

# On me, on me... #
JUNAID LAUGHS

# Your heat... #

Can you do it?
No!

Honestly, try it.
I've got no rhythm.

Cheers.
Cheers, big ears.

Love you.

# I need, I need
One thing that I need

# Your heat, your heat on me

# All day, all night... #

Right, cheers, everybody.
Cheers.

Cheers.
Cheers. To a jolly holiday.

Cheers.
Jolly holi!

To Portugal and good vibes.

# I just need your heat. #

DIAGS SIGHS
We might as well sit here.

OK here, innit?

I think all the girls and that
are sitting over there.

I can't be arsed with it.
No.

I can't be arsed with it tonight!

We'll have some actual...
..normal chat.

Some normal chat rather than,
"He said this, and she said that."

"She said that. Who said this?"

Nah, it's... it's been difficult.
Yeah.

But you boys have actually
properly looked out for me.

Do you know what it is, Sam?

It's, like, we've all gone through
and done that same shit,

especially when you're left
in a limbo situation,

where it's like you didn't
really know where you was. Mm.

And I was left like that.

Still now, I don't understand why...

Like, how it just went from amaz...

Like, cos, mate, it was like...
The best?

Tip-top. Ten out of ten.
No problems.

Like, within... not even, like,
over a month or a couple of weeks,

over a few days it was, like, bang.

Like, she doesn't want me to try.
It's completely done.

If you've got, like,
feelings towards...

It doesn't matter what...
Yeah, it hurts. Yeah.

When they're around you,
it's fucking hard.

Yeah, I mean, do you know
what it is, see with Elma, yeah,

she doesn't...
not necessarily she doesn't listen,

but she doesn't believe
anything you say,

and, mate, I promise you,
I tried to express

and tell her so many times
how much I did actually like her.

Yeah, but that's really sad.
That's sad on her part. Yeah.

I do think that there's some people
who listen a lot

to outside influence.

I do think a lot of people saying,
"Oh, he's too young.

"He's too this."
Yeah, 100%.

And when enough people are going in,
and enough people are going

and saying this, saying...
Gonna get to her eventually.

It does get to people.

And not only that, mate.
It's not enough...

I know it's her closest people
as well,

cos she'll tell me, and, like...

I proper actually appreciate
having you boys here, man,

cos, like, I genuinely, like,
I don't even know what I'd do.

I think I'd be in a lot,
a lot worse of a way, so...

Yeah, but do you know what it is?
we've all seen it.

We've all seen how it is,
so we know.

We'll get through it, mate.

# I see the storm behind your eyes

# You gotta let it go

# Cos sometimes, it hurts

# We cry till we break

# God only knows
What's waiting for us tomorrow

# To fight another day. #

Cheers to tonight.
Cheers.

Good vibes always.

Always good vibes with me and you.
Yay.

It's a little "awkies" around the...
The vibes.

The vibes are off tonight.

The vibes in the hotel
are off tonight,

but let's stay
far, far away from it.

Oh, I'm just glad
it doesn't involve me and you.

For once!
Thank God.

No, it's lovely,
cos we're not part of the drama.

I just walked past Amber Turner.

Her face looked so, like...
She was fuming.

Yeah, she looked angry.
Yeah.

US ACCENT: Eeks, I'm scared!

US ACCENT: I'm scared of Amber.
THEY LAUGH

NORMALLY: Not.
Let's not get involved.

Yeah, no. It's not our drama -
not our drama to be involved in.

Let's be nice.
We're in our calm...

Boys!
BOTH: Freddie!

How are you, darling?
Hello, Are you OK? Mwah.

How are you?
Chairs are tight. I can't get in.

Oh, I know. Get in, boy.
How are you?

Are you all right?
Yeah, good.

Aw, the atmosphere
around this hotel.

Oh, you could cut it with a knife.

We literally just said that -
it's so awkward.

Are you involved in all the drama?

I don't know what's happened.

Obviously, he was gunning for me.

He probed me, probed me, probed me,
and then I snapped, basically.

Right.
But not...

I'm not just taking Harry on.

I'm taking on wolf pack as well.

Taking 'em all on.
Yeah, Girlband.

All I've done
is try to clear the air with Harry,

and it's completely backfired,

and, like, listen,
at the end of the day,

I'm not being made to feel this big
by anyone.

Course not.

And if any of them girls
are actually true friends to Harry,

they would have pulled him up

and said,
"You probed Freddie for no reason."

Saffron saw it, Dani saw it.

Dani's the first to tell me
about myself.

If I was wrong in that situation,
she'd be pulling me up on it. Mm.

Listen to what's happened today.

Saff's been round the pool
with Chloe Meadows.

And Saffron's told Chloe
about herself, basically.

Saying what?
Wait, hold on,

cos I thought Chloe Meadows
and Saffron were absolutely fine.

They was,
but cos Saffron couldn't stand

the way Chloe was
towards me yesterday.

So what's Saffron said
to Chloe Meadows?

She said that her behaviour
was embarrassing,

and she's ended up
calling her a grandma.

JOE CHUCKLES

What did Chloe Meadows say?

Chloe Meadows don't think
she done anything wrong,

and neither does Harry.

Well, for us,
we don't like seeing you like this.

When we first come on this holiday,
you was ecstatic, Freddie,

running round every single pool,
we love that side of you.

Seeing you tonight,
a very different person,

but I could tell your vibe was off
the whole day.

You're very down. I don't like it.
Yeah.

But come and spend time with us
and let's have some fun

and get you back
to being happy again.

We love you, OK.
Thank you for having my back.

I love you boys.
Always. We've always got your back.

# It's 2am
This liquor got me loose

# From what you said
I'm drunk off you

# Send me, send me, send me

# Your location, your location. #

How was your days? What did you do?
Lovely.

I've had a nice day.
Yeah.

LAUGHTER

I don't think Saff had a good day.

I've had a lovely day.
I've mingled today.

I had a lovely night, lovely day.
What do you mean?

All right, Harry?
Come on, Saff.

What happened?

Saff, that was a lot, earlier.

It kicked off.
Right. What happened?

Tell us.

Basically, it sort of went
back and forth between me and Chlo.

It went from like zero to a hundred,
Saff, like quick.

It's me, though, innit?
It's... Yeah.

There's no bad feeling there.
I like the girl.

I know you, and I know you come
from a good place,

and I know you're only saying it
with a good heart,

but I feel like a few of us have
been on that firing line with you.

Yeah.
Me included, and...

The firing line?

LAUGHING: The firing line!
The firing line.

Thanks, Am, you even find it funny.

SAFFRON LAUGHS
Saff's firing line!

It is. It's, like...
But it is true, Saff - it's true.

And I know, like, we can all sit,
and we can laugh about it,

but when I walked away with Chloe,
she was really upset...

Was she upset, or was she angry?
It's two different things.

She's a bit of both.
I think it's a mixed opinion.

Because I feel like we all love you,
and we all do actually care

and think Saffron's our mate,
and she's our friend.

Yeah, but I am.

But I think the way
you approach it sometimes

makes people think we're not.

Chloe never wants to be called
a mean girl

and never wants to be said, like,
"You're two-faced," and all that,

but she makes enough comments,

so why don't she just tell Fred
how she feels?

LAUGHTER

Youse two
have really caught the colour.

No, are you joking?

I feel like I have as well.
You two have as well.

I'm bright red, a little bit
on the chest, and so are you.

Do you not know her DNA history?
Half-Swedish.

Norwegian.
Norwegian.

Oh, same thing.
Beck.

Chlo, how are you feeling, babes,
after earlier?

I was not being rude.
I was like, "Come to Uncle Saff,"

and then she, like, brought that up
as if... as if I would do that!

I just would not!
Like you were insulting her.

Also, me and Saff
have got this banter.

We've always had this banter.

We banter each other like.
That's just us.

I would never ever do that,
if I didn't think that we were

of an understanding
that I could do that.

With Saff, though, I feel like
Saff's very, very opinionated,

right, very strongly opinionated.

Wait, we're friends, we message
all the time, we banter each other.

She'd come for you
like you and her weren't friends.

You've got a problem with the way
Freddie has treated Harry,

which is one of your best mates.
I do, yeah.

That's all this has come by.

Like, no-one has
massive, deep hatreds for people.

We just don't like people's
behaviours towards our friends,

and that's all we was doing
in that situation.

But obviously, me and Saff
have had our cross words before.

Have I said numerous times
I think she blows hot and cold?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

Because I'm quite like...

I am a soft person, and if someone's
being quite nice to me,

then I'm like, "Oh, you like me!

"OK, cool, you like me.
Let's be friends."

The same with me, Chlo.

And so I'm like that,
and I just think,

if I thought
that we were on that level,

and then to come to me
at the pool today and be like that,

for me now, like,
she's not my friend.

"You know, Chloe,

"you don't like the narrative
that you girls are mean girls,

"but you were acting
like a mean girl."

What the hell
is she even going on about?!

But I don't like the narrative
that Girlband are mean girls.

We're friends, and we're close,
and we never fall out.

I'm fuming.
People see it like cliquey.

Like, I've said it numerous times,
you girls have actually been nothing

but actually the most welcoming,
the most kind.

A lot of other people actually
have done the complete opposite,

I'll be completely honest.

This is my problem with Saffron -

she comes for people who are
her so-called friends, best friends,

right, and I just
don't think it's OK.

I don't dislike Chloe.
You like Chloe.

I like Chloe.
You like her.

Listen, my approach,
my delivery is how I am.

You're never gonna change me.
No, it is wrong.

If people like it, or they don't,
and that is it, with me.

I don't talk to mates like that.
Yeah. Well, that's it.

Listen, I weren't personal to her.
She give as good as she got.

And everyone said that.

# Make my heart beat again... #

It's all gone a bit sour.
Yeah, yeah.

It didn't need to go this bad.

# Make my heart beat again. #

This is your excuse
for everything, Saffron.

The way you deliver things is wrong.
No, it ain't my excuse.

I own it.
You speak to your friends like shit.

Mermaids are vicious.

A few people in this group
could maybe be 'em.

I ain't a monster.
I know you're not.

I ain't gonna be made out to one.
I know you're not.

They're trying to make out
like I'm not a nice person.

THEY LAUGH

CHEERING

I don't think
you should let this all go.

Seems a bit off.

I think this trip was just a lot.
This was all a lot.

I'm not gonna lie
that I'm not gutted, cos I am.

No reason to fall out.
I don't wanna not talk to you,

but it's obviously...
we're finding it hard talking.

I wouldn't say
you're antagonising as a person.

I feel like
you was antagonising Freddie.

How comes your feelings are valid,
but mine aren't?

# The only, only, only
Only, only, only, only

# The only way is up, baby

# For you and me now

# The only way is up, baby

# For you and me now

# Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh. #

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