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tonnes of tears and a
marathon achievement.

The tans you see might be fake
but the people are all real,

although some of what
they do has been set up

purely for your entertainment.

Previously on The Only Way is
Essex.

- Lovely do you know what, it'd
be great to sort things out

and maybe take her out.

But if I don't then
there's all these girls.

- When you've got your sister's
best mate,

surely you knew it was gonna be
like that.

- I thought we'd get past it
but when it actually happens,

you realise like this is
getting way too awkward.

- Pretty much everyone knows

you've been texting someone
else.

Unless you say it, I will.

- You know I'm seeing Jess,

so I just want it to end here
alright.

[jazzy music]

[hip hop music]

- I just can't believe you're

eatin' that before the marathon
mate.

It's just amazing, it really is.

- I need energy mate!

- If I was to run the
marathon I'd have porridge

with a bit of honey on it you
know,

something to maintain ya.

Scrambled eggs on toast,
a good bit of protein.

All that's gonna do is just
wreck ya before you run.

- I've been dieting
for a month and a half,

I've lost a lot of weight
and you know the marathon's

all about you know, eating lots
of carbs,

stuff to give you energy.

If I don't eat this sort of food

I won't make it half way round
the track.

- Are you nervous?

- Yeah. I'd be nervous eating
that before a run as well.

- Shut up Ric, fuck sake man.

Just let me eat my breakfast,
fuck sake.

- You know you gotta pace
yourself, you do know that.

- Yeah, well I can't
really sprint anyway so.

- Well no so don't,

so what techniques are you gonna
adopt?

- I'm gonna go for a
cross between a power walk

and a jog, so I call it the
plod!

- The plod?

- Yeah the plod, it's
just me plodding along.

- Well it's very apt to go
with ya, put it that way.

- I think I've had enough
actually.

[upbeat electronic music]

- I'm shittin' myself, I ain't
gonna lie.

Do you know how far 26 miles is?

Like if you went all the way
round Essex

I don't even think that's 26
miles.

- Are you still tellin' people
though

that we've actually run 12
miles?

- Well we have run 12 miles.

- No we basically run three, had
a coffee,

run three had a sunbed,
run three went home.

- Yeah well if you add 'em
all up together that's 12 no?

- No that was nine actually!

- You know what I mean Cara!

- Because this isn't funny, it's
26 miles.

Do you reckon Arg is
shittin' himself like we are?

- Yes, he ain't admit it
though, he's gonna pretend.

He's gonna be like "Yeah, I can
run".

He's frontin' it.

- Yeah, we're not gonna
run with him are we?

- No, we'll all start
together though won't we?

- [Cara] Yeah.

- I dunno, I reckon by mile
two we woulda lost him.

- What am I gonna do about this
hair?

- I dunno but you ain't gonna
leave it like that surely?

- Well no I can't run with it
like this.

- Just put it up in a high
bun you'll be alright.

- D'you think, and it's not
gonna fall?

I'm gonna have so much hair
spray

so it's literally not gonna
move, and loads of clips.

- Spray mine.

- And what we'll do is we'll
take the hairspray with us.

- We need lip gloss because
I don't wanna have sore lips.

What's more important, plasters,
phone?

- I just think people at
the pit stops are gonna

have plasters, they're
not gonna have lip gloss.

End of the day.
- Yeah.

- Straight after literally
we're gonna be done.

We're gonna have a wash
and go to the party.

- We ain't gonna be able
to fit our high heels on!

Our feet are gonna be like
sausages.

- Anyway I've got something for
you.

- I'm excited.

- Basically we're running this
together

and it sort of like there
wouldn't be anyone else

that I'd wanna run it with.

So I've got you a little good
luck charm.

- Aw Car.

- Did you me anything?

- No, I got you plasters for
your nipples, that was caring.

- There you go.

- Aw thank you.

- We've got matching.

- I love you.
- I love you.

- I'll tell you what, the
shape is not that bad,

- The shape's not that bad.
- Nice neck,

you can see some shoulders now.

It's just these fucking love
handles

are an absolute fucker, they
will not go.

- Well I'm not surprised
stickin'
that full English down ya

they will never go.

Well it's definitely gonna
take bigger ones than that mate

that don't even cover half your
nipple.

- Yes it does, two on each.

Mate I'm so nervous you don't
understand,

- Are ya?

- Yeah cos I feel like you know

it's all eyes on me this year

and it's just a lot of pressure.

No one thinks I'll do it.

- I think you'll do it,
personally.

- I'm not even worried about
that

I'm not even worried
about what time I get,

I'm not even worried
about crossing the line,

I'm just worried about having
nipples at the end of the race

and having toenails.

- Have you got support coming
down?

- Yeah I've got loads of
support!

Obviously all the boys are
coming.

Joey Diags, Tom Kilby,
Tom Pearce, obviously you

and the family and stuff
but obviously you know

I heard Debbie and Lydia
are coming as well.

But I mean probably you know,

Lydia's probably more here
to support Billi and Cara

you know the amount of slagging
off

and putting me down she's done
recently.

- Right so when you cross the
finish line,

d'you reckon she'll
'ave a little eye on ya?

- Um, if she's there [laughs].

- You reckon?

- Yeah obviously but,
all I'm thinking now mate

is marathon marathon marathon.

I can still do this as well
which I'm quite happy about.

[laughs]

- Oh my god you actually can
do that, how'd you do that?

- I thought they'd gone but
there's still a bit there.

- Right, vas yourself up and I
will do.

- Absolutely useless. You was
supposed to be helping me out.

- I am helping you out. [both
laugh]

- Tell you what else chaffs up.

- Go on.

- Right down here son. [both
laugh]

- That's exactly the reason why

I wasn't running the marathon.

- It's a fucker I'll tell ya.

- And there's another place

where they don't expect ya to
go. [laughs]

- Let's go! [laughs]

- [Joan] Hello

- You alright Mum?

- I'm feelin' a bit tired
today, surgeon come round

and he said to me if an atom
bomb dropped

on the Rock of Gibraltar all
them rocks

were in your gallbladder.

- Oh your joking, how
long till you're home?

- Think it might be a
couple more days yet.

- God, I wish you was at my
fashion show the other day.

It went really well.

- Oh did it?

- And then right at the end of
the night

I had a bit of a turn out.

- Who with?

- You know that Ricky Rayment?

- Yeah.

- Me an him been texting,
it's a bit, you know,

bit of a flirtation but no more
than that.

He came up to me, wouldn't
let me get a word in edgeways

and was insinuating that
my texts were inappropriate

and he wanted nothing to do with
it.

- Yeah.

- An I'm thinking, you little
snake, at the end of the day,

surely in your thick skull,

you know it's just a
bit of friendly banter.

- He's just a boy Gemma,
take no notice of him.

He's just a boy.

- Exactly, you know what Essex
is like

for bloody rumours and gossip.

I wanna get to Charlie
before it gets to Charlie.

You know what I mean,

so that's the drama
I've got at the minute.

- Yeah, just be a free
spirit floating about.

- Can you get any psychic vibes

whilst you're in the hospital,
do some cards or something?

- Use your intuition, you will
not fail.

- I'm just a bit uh, a little
bit nervous!

- About what?

- Mate you must be shittin'
yourself.

- I dunno like, I just look
around

and you can't even see the
finish line.

- It's 26 miles away mate.

- That's when you know it's a
mission.

- It's a fair old distance
you've gotta travel mate,

trust me.

- We made you a banner, we
made you a banner, hold on.

- [laughs] Stop running, start
reaming!

It don't even say my name on it!

- Yeah I know I'll do
it later. [all laugh]

- Put it down now, roll it up.

- But for now Arg listen,
I've made you a present.

- What?

- It's a hat yeah [all laugh]
mate

people will notice you in this,
put it on!

- There's no way I'm wearing
that man!

- Put it on, put it on. [all
laugh]

- Mate that's perfect!

- Cheers Joe!

- It is a souvenir though innit.

- What sort of music you
got to listen to Arg?

- I'm gonna listen to
a bit of Justin Bieber.

- You need some upbeat tunes.

- One Direction and the
one and only Will Young.

- Yeah buddy.

- We believe in Arg!

- If I stop and need a wee

your gonna have to stop with me
ain't ya?

- No, of course I ain't.

- Well I can't go wee
and you keep running.

- We're supposed to hold it.

- All right so if I
gotta wee you gonna stop?

- You've had a spray tan
and everything ain't ya?

- We've had a spray, and
my lip gloss is here.

- Most glam girls ever, lip
gloss here?

- Yeah and I got my phone in
here.

- We're gonna make you aware
of where we are by ringing you.

We can run and text, we've
tried that in training.

- So are you gonna like follow
us around

at all different points?

- Yeah no I'll follow you.

- You're awesome.

- We've got our little thing.

- Yeah but hold on a minute

I've just seen that you've
got a banner for Arg.

- It's for everyone.

- Did you make one for us?

- It's part of it.

- Did you make Billi will you
marry me?

- Can you imaging the most
cringiest way to marry someone?

- I think that would be quite
nice.

- I'm rooting for you to finish
that's all I'm rooting for.

- As long as we beat Arg
then that's all I care about,

he's gonna beat us though I
reckon now.

- Anyone seen the girls?

- Well I don't know I
think the girls are here

but Lydia I don't thinks coming

'cause I think her and Arg have
a bit of a row but I reckon

she might be at the finish line.

- [Billi] She'll be at
the finish line I reckon

she's been really
supportive to us hasn't she?

- Yeah she's been really
good, sheer awesome.

- Come here, good luck!

- Bye!

- See you later Arg! Where's
Arg?

- Anyone seen Arg?

- Anyone seen Arg?

- Anyone seen Arg? [all laugh]

- Do you know what I
still can't get over my ex

asking for the bag back.

- Oh my God I know what is that
all about.

- I don't know what justifies
giving a present back

but it's not like I cheated
or done anything really bad

you know what I mean I
put the TV on the wall

so he wants the TV back
I said okay fine you win

and I want the diamond cross
back I got you and I was just

being like isn't that
like a sentimental present

that you buy someone so
I just put it on Twitter

like messing about saying

I can't believe you asked for
the bag back

and then Joey texts me saying

"I've seen your Twitter
I hope your all right

just give it all back
I'll replace it for you"

I was like oh bless him.

- I think to be honest Joey's
never really gotten over

youse two from when you split up

I think that he's always
kind of still loved you

he's not fallen out of love with
you

so you just be careful of his
feelings.

- Yeah.

- But at the same time I
think you've both got history

you've both been together
just have a bit of fun.

- I wonder how Arg's
getting on at the marathon?

- God. I really hope he does do
it

but I think he's gonna find it
so hard.

[big band music]

- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go! [whistle]

[acoustic guitar music]

[automatic car door locks]

[doorbell]

- Thanks for coming.

- Cheers.

[upbeat music]

- How many camel toes
do you reckon we've seen

in the last half hour?

- Loads.

- Oh my God there's so
many sorry potatoes here

it's like a field of potatoes
out there.

- You all right?

- You all right hon?

- I cannot believe people
are doing this Lucy.

- I know!

- We should maybe try and do it
next year?

- But they look so tired,
you reckon Arg will finish?

- Yeah I definitely think he'll
finish.

He's trained so hard for it int
he.

- Aw Lyd, I've heard something.

- What?

- I've heard he said if he
finishes,

that he wants to come over
to you and ask you back out.

- I don't think that's
gonna happen either Luce.

Arg literally hates me, and it's
so sad

and it really really makes me
upset.

- What, why what happened?

- Like, he's heard that
I was seeing someone else

and just when we started getting
on.

- But you weren't though?

- Well I was.

- I think today is not about
arguing,

look it's a beautiful day,

so lets just look out for
Billi, Cara and James.

[techno music]

- Where is he?

Has he got his hat on?

- No that's come off that is.

- A bottle of beer is actually
beaten Arg.

- How can a pint be beating Arg?

- And also a strawberry's beaten
Arg, go on you strawberry.

- Oh my God there's a camel.

- A camel.

- A camel has beaten Arg.

- Arg!

- Nice cuppa tea for you babe.

- Lovely, I could do with one of
them.

- You love your tea don't you.

- I do love a cup of tea.

- Uh I'm knackered.

- So what's been happening?

I haven't seen you since the
launch?

- Nah I know it was hectic
weren't it, did you enjoy it?

- Everyone was loving you
strutting your stuff weren't
they.

- Oh it was so funny, but I'm
a bit fucked off actually.

- Why?

- Because you know like me and
Ricky have always been mates,

like only ever pure banter,
never like anything dodgy in it.

- Yeah.

- And recently we've been
like texting each other

but nothing meant by it, just
like, little bit flirty but

nothing meant by it
because Ricky's always up

for joke and a banter.

- What were you sending
him the messages Gem?

- Just like nothing bad
so don't worry about it,

there's no need to get funny
about it.

- I ain't getting funny about
it.

- There's no need to get funny

'cause you've been with us
when I've spoke to Ricky.

Like he'd text me sayin'
"Alright badger."

- It's a northern saying innit,

"I'm game like a badger mate."

- Is it?

- Yeah, game like a badger.

- I've never been up north
so I wouldn't know anything,

- That's what it is, like I'm
game mate.

- I've never heard of that
sayin'.

- Have you got the messages,
let me 'ave a look at 'em

and we can 'ave a look at 'em
together.

Let's 'ave a look, lets
'ave a look at 'em.

- Have you seen him on the telly
yet?

- No, nan there's like
millions of people running.

- I know but now and again
you might get a flash of him.

- No.

- You know 'cause sometimes you
can.

- I haven't seen him yet

I wonder if he's gonna be in a
fit state

for this party later cause
knowing him

he won't be able to walk for a
week.

- Is Ricky going?

- I think so yeah guess
whose been sexting Ricky?

- Whose been what?

- Sexting.

- What's that?

- Well it's basically when
people write sex text messages

sexting.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, do you guess who?

- No.

- Gemma.

- Stop it.

- She has she's been
sending him rude messages

saying about how she can
be wild in hotel rooms

well I think the case is she's
not getting it from Charlie

so she needs to get it from
somewhere else

and Ricky's the victim.

- No, surely not.

- Well Charlie's not
giving it to her is he?

- Does he know what
he's got it for though?

- What do you mean?

- Surely he can do something
with it.

- Nan!

- Well there you are
that's what he's got to do

hasn't he I mean he's got a real
pair here

only one way or another.

- He's obviously not ready is he
yet?

- Oh dear isn't a life with
all this sex business .

- Right I put I'm game as a
badger too

let's go out and go wild

my interpretation of going
wild is going up Brentwood

going up Sugarhut and havin' a
few drinks.

I dunno what his interpretation
is.

I was like, "What you doin'
tonight? I'm in Wales, not far,

why don't you come to my hotel
later," I was there with my

family, again, if I was being
tricky, why would I invite a

friend to a hotel where
my family are gonna be?

- You're kind of giving him,
you're fueling it a little bit

your own self, which kind of
makes me think that there is

a little bit of you that
kind of is a bit like,

lets get cheeky with 'im lets
kind of have a bit of banter

with 'im and see where it
could go, lets see where he

actually puts his money
where his mouth is,

then what would you do
if he actually came?

I ain't happy about it if I'm
honest.

- Right.

- With regards to like, you and
me.

Why we're here and that
we're talking, [sighs]

I don't know how it's
going but if I'm honest

I don't think it's going
in the right direction.

- Everything you've wanted
me to do in this relationship

Charlie I have done, so for
you to turn round and say to me

you're not happy with the
relationship's going, fuck off.

- You're unbelievable.

- Why am I unbelievable?

- Fuck off, 'cause it's not
nice,

this is what I don't like about
you.

- Well don't sit in my house
sayin' to me

when I've done nothing to you.

I'm not happy with the way
this relationship's going.

- Come on Gem, you've done
nothing to me?

Putting it out there
to all the other people

the girls the boys I'm an
embarrassment with my dancing,

I'm humiliating, I'm
having to stick up for you

and your sexuality
you're tellin' the girls

that I haven't put it on you.

- But you ain't!

- No, I'm scared, I don't
know what to dress like

because I'm worried that
it might not look right.

I'm scared of the shoes I'm
wearing

because the first pair
of shoes you saw me in

made you wanna vomit.

- You asked me for my help,

"Gem, I wanna get some new
clothes."

- Because I wasn't Essex enough,

because I wasn't swag enough,
because I wasn't a gangster.

I didn't have tassels on
my shoes, because my hair

wasn't combed over, and you
know what, that ain't me.

- Okay.

- I haven't had sex with you
because I wanted to treat you

like a lady, I've wanted just
to get to know you and think

you know what that could come,
let's not put pressure on it.

If I'm honest, I don't think
there's sexual chemistry in

this relationship, I really
don't.

We call it a day now we can be
friends,

have a laugh together and just
leave

the idea of a relationship
and put it to bed.

- Brilliant.

- Yeah.

- Thank you, and let
me tell you one thing.

- Yeah.

- We won't be friends 'cause I
think

you 'ave actually tried
to make a mug of me.

- Not at all.

- So go, we ain't gonna be
friends.

- Your loss.

- It ain't my loss mate, it's
your loss you fuckin' idiot.

- Jessie's nice, Jessie's a
pretty girl

and you're sticking it on Gemma.

- If it was me and I was
getting messages from Gemma,

I'd disregard it but you texting
back,

"Oh, what you talking 'bout you
nutter."

- Listen don't you start coming
at me about messaging boy

I'm the player least I had
one message yours was like 50.

- I don't get it then
what's wrong with Gemma?

- She not your type?

- Her hair to long?

- It is that she's not my type.

- Have you told Charlie yet?

- I sort of wanted Gemma to tell
him

do you know what I mean it's
better coming from her really

it's not exactly nice is it.

- Thing is you realise she'll
probably turn around to him

and be like it takes two to
tango.

- Yeah but it's fine because
I've got message as proof

and I'm pretty sure that she's
deleted 'em

so if she's deleted her messages

and I've still got pictures of
mine

she's obviously deleted 'em for
a reason

'cause she's been clocked.

- Ring him up and see

how long until he's gonna be at
Mile 21.

- Ain't answering his phone.

- There he is, come on Arg!

- Come on son!

- You alright boy.

- Go on mate keep going.

- Keep going you're doing so
well mate.

- You can do it honestly.

- Cara!

- Cara!

- Where's Bill?

- She's just behind us,

she's just behind us like
probably half a mile.

- I can't believe how good Cara
looks!

- She looks amazing, she looks
like

she's going out night clubbing!

- That's the first time

I've not seen Billi
and Cara together ever!

- Bill!

- If it makes you feel better
your make up looks perfect!

- You look perfect Billi.

- Keep going!

[cheering]

- Gemma's the last person in the
world...

- Oh hello.

- Quack quack quack!

- You want some for the
ducks, keep that for Frankie.

- Cheers guys yeah I appreciate
the joke.

- I went on your signals.

- Yeah and I went on her
signals.

- So now it looks like
I can't pick up birds

which is even worse.

- You can pick strawberries
though [laughs].

- You're such a knob.

- You're the knob, mate.

Who asks a girl to go strawberry
picking?

- Mate.

- You could have been Brad
Pitt and gone over to her

she still would have been like,

"Strawberry picking, seriously
in April?"

- I think I should go on the
internet

and look up some chat up lines
and you boys come to my flat.

- No you don't have to have a
chat up line

say look listen hi you
all right, I'm Chris

you don't have to go "Hi do
you wanna go out for tonight,"

just talk to them normally.

- So you're saying if I came
over to you and was like,

"You're looking fresh."

- You're looking fresh
what the fuck is that?

It's the fact that you
smile whilst you do it.

Hi how you doing?

- Hi you're fresh you know that.

- You're possessed.

- I'm trying to get jiggy
here I'm gonna look possessed.

- Trying to get jiggy, mate your
a melt.

- I can smell something.

- Lovely.

- I like your Yorkshires
they're nice and big.

- Thanks.

- God.

[cheers]

- There he is!

- Come on Arg.

[cheering]

[upbeat music]

Come on Argent!

- Let's go meet him at the
finish line.

- How are you son?

- It's the best feeling in the
world!

- Is it?

- Your nipples mate, your
nipples?

- All I'm sayin' is,

there was a lot of stop offs for
Vaseline

[all laugh], yeah a lot.

- Well done man.

- Tonight you'll see Argy butt
naked

downing champagne do
whatever you boys want!

- Why butt naked?

- I dunno I just thought
about that, I dunno!

- That stinks like BO man [all
laugh].

- I've got so much BO
you wouldn't believe!

- I can't believe we've
done it, do you ache?

- Oh my God, I can't believe
we've just run the marathon.

- The way you was running
I just thought this is it

she's done and I thought I
have got to run and finish it.

- Oh my god definitely.

- That is why I ran off and left
you.

- I'm so annoyed I finished
one minute after Argent.

- I not once stopped to go to
the toilet.

- Now I understand why that
woman pissed herself running

'cause I swear I'd
rather have pissed myself

than stopped and gone to toilet,
great achievement though.

Uh, my arse hurts.

[techno music]

- Arg did six hours one
minute, Cara come first

she did 5.45 and Billi
came just behind Arg 6.02.

- So Cara won.

- Cara won, apparently
Arg is in agony mate.

Literally at 21 miles
Lucy said he was crying.

- So basically, I won the bet.

- You won the bet.

- So show me the reddies.

- Show you the reddies?

I ain't got no reddies
but I've got some yellows.

- Have you?

- First thing you've won in ages
mate.

- Knew my luck would change
eventually! [all laugh]

- Don't you like hummus Pat?

- No thanks.

- You like that one?

- What is that tart?

- Tzatziki isn't it?

- I don't like a lot of that
anyhow it's too dry for me.

- It's nice.

- No, oh now.

- I might have that operation.

- The operation I told you
about.

- Talking about this operation
where your legs broken

and they stretch you're bones

makes you like three inches
taller.

- I thought it was a foot?

- You'd be about five
foot three wouldn't ya?

- I'd be taller than you.

- It's an operation it's not a
miracle.

- Mate, it's gonna be
well awkward tonight.

- Don't say anything, write it
off.

[cheers]

- Lets party!

- The only thing that I was
put out about is because

obviously everyone around us is
going

"Oh, Ricky's texting another
girl."

- Yeah.

- And at first, like
I just felt mugged off

and I felt like the one
person out of all of us

'cause I know that you have got
my back

and we are really good friends.

I was disappointed that it was
you.

- Charlie's actually dumped
me over the text messages.

- Well.

- And, at the minute I feel
embarrassed,

I feel like a dog really
that's broke it's leg

and wants to go into a
corner and lick it's wounds.

You know, I am 31 now,
I do wanna settle down,

I do wanna have kids.

And it was just a bit of
friendly banter

and being 100% honest
with you, I was flattered.

- Yeah, Charlie didn't give
you the attention you wanted,

which you thought he mighta
done, and you was seeking it

elsewhere and unfortunately
that was with Ricky.

But, yeah me and him
have become a little bit

more than what we were.

He'll message me at like 4 in
the morning.

I'll be asleep, he'll just
been out and he'll be like

a heart like on BBM and then
heart you, like love you.

- Jess that is lovely.

- And when you wake up
you're gonna see this.

And I wake up and I'm
like you absolute melt

messaging me that when you're
drunk

and he's like I do though
and I'm like shut up.

- Don't mock it, what you've
got is what I want in my

relationship when I meet
someone,

so please grab it with both
hands because now I'm scared

of being on my own again and
that's my problem and my issue.

- Girls done well today
didn't they with the marathon.

- They were wicked man,

they've just snuck off
now they haven't they.

- They didn't say bye?

- No, that's the thing.

- So how come you didn't go with
Bill?

- I dunno, it's just awkward
man, I dunno.

- I can tell that something's
not right.

- I've obviously spoke to her on
the phone

and that for a couple of
hours just about everything

and she sort of indicated to me

that she will always put
my sister first before me.

- Don't worry about it Tom.

- I know.

- If she's serious about
the relationship with you

then she's gotta be like well
yeah

I'm best mates with your sister
but.

- Yeah course, but then I think
on my side

I'm being selfish, I don't wanna
go on,

holding onto something that
never properly gonna be mine.

You know what I mean like,
it's so hard man, so hard.

- Tell her how you feel
about her, tell her

how much she means to ya, and
say

if you're gonna put my sister
before me

then it's not gonna work out.

If you're not gonna say
that then you've gotta

break it off with her.

- I can't believe I've
completed the London marathon.

- You've done so well, trust
me mate, you've done so well.

- Literally like you gotta
remember six weeks ago

I was 18 stone, I am now
officially an athlete [laughs].

Arg the athlete, can you believe
it?

- I wouldn't go as far as
to say you're an athlete.

- I'm an athlete, course I'm an
athlete,

now this marathon's over we
are gonna go out, get smashed,

there's gonna be... all I'm
sayin' is lock up your daughters

'cause Arg is back [laughs].

- Honestly, hand on my heart

don't think I've done anything
wrong

and I'm so like sad
that it's come to this.

I've heard that he's been with
girls,

like he boasts about it to
people.

About how many girls that
he's been with and whatever.

- Yeah he has hasn't he.

- That's his way of moving
on and if he wants to,

if he wants to get with loads
of girls and things like that

then that's his decision
and then, we'd just started

like talking again as
friends and I feel like

because if he knew that he
kind of had that in with me

and we were friends again, I
think he thought like he could

control me again and make
me feel really shit again

like he always used to do and
he'd text me these messages

Lucy and I've never ever
felt so shit in my life.

All the names and stuff that
he calls me like he constantly

- So he's calling you names and
stuff

just 'cause you've gone
out on a couple of dates?

- Slut, slag, and no matter
how many times I tell him

I don't wanna be with
him and I wanna move on

he'll never ever leave me alone.

And I just wanna move on,
I don't wanna be with him.

- Someone needs to tell him
other than you

like 'cause he just doesn't
listen to you.

- I'll always have him there
he'll always be at my house

'cause he's close with my family
and he's always just there

and no matter who I talk to
James will find out about it

and then make my life hell
and turn them against me.

- He can't rule you're life Lyds
he can't

this is him out of
frustration 'cause he knows

you're moving on that's all it
is

once he actually realises
and it actually sinks in that

you're not his anymore he'll
have to leave you alone.

- But that won't never
happen I know it won't.

- If someone needs to
him I'm gonna tell him

'cause it's out of order
he can't keep pestering you

he can't being in your
life 'cause it's not fair.

- We saw him at the 16 mile
point just like briefly

he come up to me he started
crying,

"Oh my God man Joe I'm so
upset" he's like "I'm crying."

- What's the accent, what is Arg
American?

- No but he went "I'm crying,
man" and I was like Arg.

- What are you doing
an American accent for?

- What I'm not actually English
am I

I don't actually live here so
emotional it was funny though.

I like your bow.

- Having a bad hair day today.

- Why?

- I just am girls get a bad hair
day,

you must get bad hair day?

- Sometimes.

- You're hair looks better a bit
shorter.

- It's not that short at the
moment.

- No cause when I seen
you a little while ago

it was like really like big on
top.

- When we had a snog.

- Yeah.

- How comes you text
me the other day saying

you wanted a cuddle.

- I didn't say I wanted one.

- You text me "I need a
cuddle" with a little wink.

- Yeah having a laugh with you.

- I was going out with the
boys, I said maybe another time.

You said yeah, you want to
cuddle me now?

- Yeah.

- Bit of an awkward cuddle.

- You want a kiss as well don't
ya?

- Pardon?

- You want a kiss, you want a
snog?

- No.

- Why?

- It's too soon, you
don't deserve one yet.

- Let me take you out one more
time.

- What you wanna go on a date?

- I'll surprise ya.

- Don't put me on a bike with a
helmet

and take me to a dump again.

- I ain't gonna do that again
obviously

'cause I know you hated
it, but it's gonna be

something adventurous, you
might have to wear a helmet.

- Can't you just chose something

that you haven't gotta put a
helmet on?

- What you think.

- Can't we do something
where I put a nice,

something nice on.

- Name one adventurous
thing where you don't

wear head gear on, there's
nothing,

skateboarding, ice hockey.

- Skateboarding no, ice hockey
no.

- It might involve head gear.

- I think just something
romantic? [laughs]

- Did you see her?

- Yeah it's a bit of a sore
subject.

- Is it? Why?

- I have just found out that
Lydia had a one night stand

and she slept with someone
my intentions always was that

when I'd run the marathon, I was
gonna

ask Lydia out either on
a date or just as friends

to catch up and obviously you
know

that's not gonna happen
now in a million years.

How can you respect someone
who doesn't respect themselves?

You know, I must admit at the
time I did send a couple of

abusive messages and you know
it's been a bit uncomfortable.

- Do you regret sending 'em?

- Yeah I probably do but you
know, it's the first time I've

ever thought to myself
I'm better than Lydia

I can do better than her, and
you know I'm not gonna let it

knock my confidence I still
know that there somewhere out

there, there are decent
girls, and I will end up with

someone nice I know I will.

[mellow rock music]

- Right you want another one?

- You know what Luce I
just wanna go. [sigh]

- Alright then come on.

- Goodbye Lydia.

- [Narrator] Next time,
on The Only Way Is Essex.

Will Billi and Tom go the
distance?

- You think you'll make
Billi will you marry me?

- She'll always put my
sister first before me.

- Then you've got to
break it off with her.

- [Narrator] Will Sam get
to grips with Joey's helmet?

- But it might involve head
gear.

- Can't you just choose
something

where you haven't got to put a
helmet on?

- [Narrator] And anyone seen
Arg?

- Put it on that's perfect.

- [Narrator] Who knows?

These people are real
and anything can happen

on The Only Way Is Essex.