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a glitzy bash and an
unfortunate trip to the loo.

The tans you see might be fake
but the people are all real,

although some of what they do

has been set up purely
for your entertainment.

Previously on 'The Only Way Is
Essex'.

- Ah fucking hell.

- You'd have been like, the
Kate Middleton of Essex.

- I know.

- No.

[upbeat music]

- I'm really, really sad
that it's not worked out,

I've tried, and tried.
- Yeah.

- I'm gonna give her space
now and that's the end of it.

- Yeah but you won't give her
space--

- I will give her space, I have.

- He's sitting on his phone
emailing all these girls.

- I've received a few
messages from him too.

- What an asshole.

[upbeat music]

[calm music]

- Do you feel like you just
kind of pissed it up a bit?

Like up on the wall kind of
thing?

Just--

- She's the one who pissed it up
the wall.

And she says that all
this is like much worse

than a one night stand.

It ain't as bad, no where
near as bad as what she did.

- Nah.
- It's no where near as bad.

I don't see texting as cheating.

Supposing there's a scale of one
to 10.

- Okay.

- I say I'm on a one for what I
did.

But she's on a 10, she
fucked someone else.

- And lied about it for two
months.

If it was about revenge
or anything like that,

I'd have been malicious
and I could, I don't know,

I could have slept with all her
mates.

- Oh, I know, mate, I
know, I know what like,

I know what your capabilities
are, do ya know what I mean?

Women love ya.

To be honest with you,
like, I've spoken to some

of the other boys and
we just don't feel like

you're basically you at the
minute.

- Yeah, I know what you mean.

- It's killing us, like all
of us don't want to see this.

And you're miserable all
the time, which ain't you.

You love a bit of boy banter,
mate.

- The thing is like mate,
you don't just see it as,

oh, yeah, she slept with him.

You see it as another guy sort
of,

to sound crude, had his
willy up my girlfriend.

From the moment I wake up
to the moment I go to bed,

it drives me fucking mental.

Subconsciously I sort of
wanted her to find out

so that she could feel a
smidgen,

just a little 10 per cent of how
I felt.

D'ya know, it's all well
and good saying, yeah Lucy,

I want you back and
all this sort of stuff,

which I do, I do, pronomabply
pro...

Overall I wanna get back with
her.

- I'd let her make the first
call,

because at the minute you're in
the wrong

and she will see it like that as
well,

'cos you know women can be
stubborn.

You know people have like

speed bumps in a relationship,
mate.

Everyone--
We've,

we've hit a wall.

Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah, I know mate

but I'm sure you can get back on
track.

Everyone wants, you know,

the boy Falcone, we
want our old mate back.

[rap music]

[groaning]

- I love that.

- [Dino] D'ya want us to leave
the room?

- I'm really exited
about my birthday party.

It's got the Hollywood glamour
theme.

I was reading a magazine the
other day and all the big

events in Hollywood they
have this gold facial.

Essex is the new Hollywood.

I would loved to be smothered
in gold every day of my life.

Well, anything being smothered
on your face is beneficial.

[laughing]

Oh what's this?

- [Female] This is your
pro collagen gold mask.

- I hope this is worth it.

- Seriously, this is my
birthday,

everyone's coming over
the top Hollywood glamour.

- You know what, I'm bang up for
tonight.

- Yous two have got the most

starring role in the whole
birthday party.

- Are we gonna be glitz?

- Yeah.

- Glamour?

- Yeah.

- Proper Essex.
- Proper Essex.

100%.

- I've just cried so much
and so much, I'm so drained.

I can't keep any food down.

I'm just like, I'm just like a
wreck.

- That is absolutely awful Lucy,

and if he did it to make it
so you both have done wrongs,

then that's really, really
spiteful.

- I didn't plan what happened
with me,

it happened and it was a drunken
mistake.

- I don't think any of us
will ever get into boys' heads

'cos I think that's how they
think.

Like I don't think men were born

with a guilt DNA streak in their
brain.

- No, they just wait until they
get caught

and then they think what have I
lost?

- Yeah it's like too late.

I think the next guy that
I wanna be with is gotta

have to be gay because he's
gonna have female faults.

[laughing]

- Lyd!

- No, seriously.

I don't think that I wanna
be with a straight guy

ever again, because of
they do think differently

and I don't think any girl will
ever get into a man's head,

because although like we're
human,

we're completely different
species.

I don't trust one of them.

I really don't.

[upbeat music]

- Oh my god how're we gonna make
it?

Will you drop me off?

I'll drop you, no we'll go
for an iced coffee first.

- No I mean drop me off to
the car with the umbrella.

Oh you just caught my quiff!

Great, thanks.

- [Cara] Billi I am not your
chauffeur, this is a joke.

- Bye.

- I feel like a little bit
anxious about going to see Lucy.

I just feel uncomfortable having
to do it.

- I think it's a good
idea that you get in there

and give your side of the story

'cos I think now that Mario's
come unstuck

he might turn around
and give it the big 'un.

Better that you, it comes
from your mouth than from his.

- Yeah.

- If that was my boyfriend he
wouldn't,

I wouldn't be standing for that.

And that's the difference.

We don't stand for it, but is
she gonna?

And I don't want her to be a
mug and be walked all over.

- I don't want her to, that
is what I'm telling her.

I don't want her to be a mug.

She seems to think that
everyone wants Mario,

and believe you me, I do not
want Mario.

- Exactly.

The fella ain't that nice, to be
honest.

- [Cara] He ain't a bit of me.

- Cringe.

- We'll quickly go and
grab a coffee and then I'll

drop you home yeah and
then I'll go off to Lucy's.

- Yeah all right hun.

[upbeat music]

That'd be good.

I mean, I just think Arg is
gonna be

a bit like negative about
the whole situation.

So just gotta try and
persuade him to come.

Come on, just keep pulling
mate my legs are killing me.

- Your legs are killing you?

Come on, at least help me out
mate.

You're supposed to skate.

- [Joey] Just pull me as hard as
you can.

Yeah sweet, sweet, sweet.

[bell ringing]

- What's happening boys, you
alright?

- What's happening?
- Coming out?

- [Arg] Huh?

- [Joey] You coming out?

- Nah, nah, nah, I'm alright.

- Why?

- What are you doing?

- Come on we're gonna go
rollerskating.

- Going rollerskating?

- Yeah, fancy coming out?

- Nah I just don't really feel
you know,

I don't really feel up to it--

- Arg, mate you're always
depressed, what are you doing?

- I just wanna bit of chill
out time by myself and that.

It's cool.

- Arg look listen, I
know you're a bit upset

about what's going on and
stuff but all I'm trying to do

is just get you out,
d'ya know what I mean.

I'm always just trying to help
you out,

I'm always there for ya.

Just come out, man, just come
out, to have a bit of fun.

- Arg, we've planned this whole
day man.

- I just can't believe
what your wearing, Joe.

- What d'ya mean?

- You've got a personalised
tracksuit mate,

not even Beckham and Jay Z have
that.

You can see your ass and
you can see your piece.

Are you sure this is a good
idea?

- Mate, it's gonna be a quality
day,

just go and get ready, please.

- Even if it ain't, at least we
tried,

d'ya know what I mean, at
least ya got out for a bit.

- Go on then.

I'm gonna get ready upstairs
I'll see you in a minute.

- [Joey] Alright, see you in a
minute.

Wear something warm.

[upbeat music]

[doorbell ringing]

- Hello darling, you alright?

[upbeat music]

[laughing]

- Picks up speed round here
don't it?

Boys, I gotta admit, you know,

yeah, I've been feeling a
bit sorry for myself recently

but you two, you know, you have
proper

cheered me up and I won't forget
that.

I appreciate it, boys.

- Told ya man, just being a big
girl.

- You just never wanna come out,

you always wanna be just like

thinking about things and stuff.

You've gotta come out and
stop thinking about things,

and get on with ya life,
d'ya know what I mean?

- The Three Musketeers, that's
what we're gonna be like.

- The Three Musketeers.

- [Diags] Yeah mate.

- Do you know what I think it's
more like?

The Thick, The Fat and The Ugly.

[laughing]

- Have you heard about
this Hollywood party?

- Yeah yeah, Gemma's throwing
something.

- We'll go apparently they're
giving out Oscars and that

when you're there, to all the
people.

- What do we win?

We don't win anything do we?

- No they might just
have funny awards like,

best dressed, best looking,

sexiest male--
- Worst dressed.

- All right come on, let's go
eh?

[laughing]

Wedgie him Jo, wedgie him.

- Basically, Luce, I'm here
to have a little chat with you

about something that I probably

should have mentioned the other
day,

but I didn't think it was the
right time.

I want to sort of tell you that

I've received a few
messages myself from Mario.

- Okay.

- [Cara] Do you want
to know what they say?

- Yeah.

- Basically, he's messaged
me like how are you?

Just normal like we're
all friends, whatever,

and then I feel like he's
stepped

the mark a little bit
with me by saying to me,

you know, when are we
having a night in together?

- He put that to you?

- Yeah, he wrote that to me.

I replied to him saying in your
dreams.

And then--

- [Lucy] When was this?

- This was the other day.

I just feel so sorry for you,
Luce.

He's an absolute prick.
- It's just humiliating.

That's my friend.

- That is.

To think he can do it
to your friends Lucy.

He knew full well that it'll
probably get back to you

'cos Cara's obviously gonna tell
you.

- It's like he's wanted to get
caught.

I just, I don't
understand, I really don't.

- I think he's doing it
to you to get you back.

- I don't think that is.

I think getting back would be
going out,

having a one night stand
or texting some girls.

But texting hundreds of
girls, texting my friends,

like that's not revenge, that's
a problem.

- This goes to show that
you are too good for him.

You've made one mistake, at the
end

of the day he's made about a
hundred.

- Dick.

[upbeat music]

[phone rings]

- Homes.

What time for?

Alright, I'll book that
in for you, no worries.

Speak to you later, bye.

- Hello.
Hey.

- You alright?

- Yeah, how are you?

- Good, how are you?

You've met Lauren before haven't
you?

- Hey yeah.
- Haven't seen you for ages.

How are you?
- I know.

So busy today, look at
this paper everywhere.

I've gone from one extreme to
the other,

I've not literally been out

hardly at all this side of
Christmas.

- Me either.

- And then we went out the other
night.

- Yeah.
- And now

we've got the party again
tonight.

- There's always something
going on i'nt there?

So what about Mario, like he was

kind of staring weren't
he, the other night?

- Was he?

I didn't pay any attention
really.

- You spoke to him, no?

- Well, actually, he
messaged, when we left Faces,

he messaged just saying you look
nice.

- Who, Mario did?

- It's bad, isn't it?

- D'ya know Mario then?

- Yeah, I knew him from before,

like before he was with
Lucy, like way before.

And he liked me, but I was
never interested like that.

I dunno if he's trying
to make me like him or..

- Does Lucy know?

- I doubt it.

- If he does anything
wrong, cheats on her,

he'll say, you did it to me.

- Yeah we're even.

- Yeah but then that's not
right.

- That's not right 'cos he

shouldn't have got back with her
then.

But, that's boys for ya.

- Yeah it's not right.

[upbeat music]

- Frank, how mad do I look

with all these in my hair?

- [Frankie] So funny ain't it?

- Look like I just landed.

[laughing]

Don't I?

- [Frankie] Are you nervous?

- I am a little bit.

I'm freaking out a little bit
inside

just in case I don't like it
but...

- I am a bit nervous for the
colour

'cos it looks like you've
got mustard on your head.

- It's such a big change isn't
it?

I know, I've got a picture in my
head

of what it's gonna look like,

but obviously like I haven't
got my extensions in.

I feel naked.

This must be what it feels
like to sit in a salon

with no clothes on, not having

any extensions, it's awful I
hate it.

- Does it feel really light?

- I feel like I've got
half my head missing.

- So once this looks complete,

this new look, is there
anything else you'd get done,

like surgery wise or would
you just leave it now?

- Well I'm still like thinking
about having my bottom done.

It's just there hasn't
been like a good time

to not be able to sit on it for
two weeks.

- I know.

I wonder what everyone's
gonna say tonight.

- [Chloe] I know, like that's
what I mean-

- I wonder if people recognise
ya.

- From behind, if they haven't
said

hello to me yet, they won't know
it's me

because it's gonna look that
different.

I don't wanna like take
Gemma's thunder away from her,

it's her birthday and I'm
rocking up with a brand new
look.

It's a little bit like, it's all
about me.

You know what I mean?

- [Frankie] It's all about you
Chloe.

- It is always always about me.

Woo.
- Cheers.

[upbeat music]

- Got some more stuff here.

Think how much you're gonna miss
me.

- You know what, I'm not gonna
miss,

the arguments over the
clothes and shoes and stuff.

- Well to be quite honest,
I can't wait for you

to get out of here 'cos this
room is turning into my...

Er excuse me!

[laughing]

That is my bag!

- [Sam] I was doing it to wind
you up.

- So I wonder what it's
gonna be like living with TJ.

- Oh my god what am I gonna do?

It's a test living with
someone in a relationship.

It's not like we're going
to get a mortgage together.

- No he's still got his space.

- Yeah and he's still got his
space.

It's more of just like, you
know, living together but

I just think boys like,
when they wee on the floor

and then they wee on the
toilet seat, hygiene.

- Oh yeah don't get me wrong

there's positives 'cos you like,

you can watch films together,
cosy up, get take aways

and then there's the negatives.

Which literally you want to kill
them.

- I'd be more worried about as
well like,

where are you gonna go to the
poo?

[laughing]

- Well there's three bathrooms,
I'm gonna have to choose

which one and just make that
bathroom mine, dedicate it.

- Yeah so the fumes don't
waft out around the house.

- [All] Ew!

- Yous two are scaring me.

- Trust me it ain't all
it's cracked up to be.

[sexy music]

- Anyway, are you cold?

- Does it look it?

- Well I was gonna say you
need to start manning up,

'cos for a minute I thought
I had a twin sister.

[laughing]

- Boys!

- Hello.

- Hiya, evening.

The birthday girl.

- I love you two,

thank you boys.

- Those'll keep me warm.

- Have fun tonight.

- Oh my god did you
see the twins' willies?

Image.

- I know, little packages wasn't
it?

- [Male] Go on Gemma!

[cheering]

- I just wanna say thank you

so much for coming to my
birthday party.

Today like I'm turning 31 and to
mark

the occasion I have
come up with the Gemmas.

[cheering]

They are personal awards
that I have decided

and chose for you all
personally.

Everyone in the room here
tonight,

let's just really have a good
night

and party on down Essex style.

[cheering]

- Alright boys?

Alright Joe, alright Diags?
- Alright?

- You having a good night?
- Yeah, good.

- [Frankie] What're yous two
laughing at?

- Nothing, Nothing.

- Oh my god, wait until
yous two see Chloe.

- Why?

- She is looking reem.

- What's it like handbag,
toenails,

shoes, what's she saying?

- Just wait until you see her.

- What she could be right here?

There's no sorts over there.

- What?

- There's no sorts over there.

- What do you think Chloe's a
sort?

Do you think my cousin's sort?

Do you fancy Chloe?

- No I said she's--

- What you think she's a salted
potato?

- I think she's like
half salted, half sweet.

- What do you mean half?

What not fully?

- She's not a salted potato.

She's like popcorn like
when you get sweet--

- [Chloe] Hello.

- Oh, my god, you look well
different.

- D'ya like my new look?

Look at my hair?

- It's like brown innit.

- Yeah, I got little
eyelashes on and everything.

- Yeah, I like them ones.

- D'ya think I look better or
not?

- I like the little ones.

I like the little ones, look
good.

You're going for the Joey Essex,
though, like side parting.

- Chlo,

Chlo, Chlo, I'm not gonna lie,

you don't look any different.

- Are you winding me up?

My hair is like four, five
shades lighter.

- D'ya know what it does
match your eyes though.

- It took what's three, what's
12?

No, what's 3 o'clock till 12?

Three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10, 11, 12.

That's nine hours of graft.

- We thought you was
gonna come down with like

you'd have like no boobs left

or you'd just be completely
different.

- No, they're still there,
Diags.

- Still got them, still there,

still packing them out.

- Alright, getting your
look in over there.

Looking at my cousin's tits.
- Ah Chloe's like...

- Diags, go and stand in the
corner

and think about your behaviour
'cos I

ain't impressed with
you tonight, go on go.

- Lyd's always said to
me that I really suffer

with baggy eyes so, for
Christmas, she bought me

some like concealer, but
it's like men's concealer.

- Make up?

- Yeah but I've only used it
once

but, it does actually help.

Under my eyes 'cos otherwise
they look really puffy.

- I shine like an
absolute bitch, seriously,

so I wear like men's bronzer.

[laughing]

- Topper's topped us with proper
make up.

- Turn it in.

- He does the whole lot.

[laughing]

- No, I just feel really sorry
for Lucy

at the moment and Lydia,
but more so for Lucy.

- I just cannot believe
Mario would do that.

- He doesn't know what he's got.

And I think that if you could
just look at her and realise--

- [Carol] I think he'll regret
it.

- If it was me and a boy
messaged a girl behind my back,

the sheer utter disrespect
I would say see ya later.

- I think yous girls
should all stay single

and I think it should be girl
power.

- We all are single,
there's no men out there.

- Exactly, there's no
eligible bachelors anywhere.

I say girl power.

Sod the men, they're all...

- Cheers to girl power.

- Cheers.

Come on nan.

- I've had a few too many.

- There's been enough dramas
without you

start taking your knickers down.

[laughing]

- I'll let you into a
secret, I ain't got none on.

[laughing]

- She's definitely drunk.

- Yep no more of that love, we
can't have you showing us up.

[upbeat music]

- I don't know where everyone
is.

Need to find Billi.

My heart is going, I don't wanna
see him.

- I'm so nervous.

- Hiya, you look lovely.

How are you?

- Come on, let's have a good
night

and don't worry about the
troubles cheers.

- Did he look at me?

Did he see me do you think?

- [Billi] I didn't see--

- He looks like he's
having a chat with Arg.

[upbeat music]

- I bet he's seen ya now,
rocking down in that dress.

Sexy arse.

- I love this dress so
much, it was the best dress

I could have found for this
occasion.

- Technically we're four
single lads right now.

- We are.

- Very, very technically.

- Awesome foursome baby.

- We're three and a half.

[laughing]

- Cheers mate, cheers mate.

- Little Chris for a reason.

[upbeat music]

- What a sort.

- Yeah that's good.

- She's on it.

- If she's on it, then
you've gotta do something,

don't start sending me all the
time.

I ain't going over again.

This is your time mate, this is
your turn.

Last time I ballsed
that right up didn't I?

That never works.

Trust me, do what I'm
saying and you do it,

you physically do it yourself.

Get up yourself you lazy rat.

- Yeah I will, I'm gonna
go and talk to her now.

- [Gemma] Hello baby.

- Happy birthday.

How're you, you all right?

- Yeah, still gonna be tight
or you gonna get me a drink?

- Brandy and coke innit?

- Yeah you know, you know.

I taught you about the brandy
and coke.

Listen, are you gonna be
alright?

Like is there anything..

- I dunno it's just weird you
know.

I mean it's so obvious someone's
trying to over make out

they're enjoying themselves
to try and wind people up.

But let her get on with it,

you know, she can do what she
wants.

Without being disrespectful
and big headed,

if I really wanted to,
Lydia knows and I know

I could stay round hers
tonight and erm, you know,

her knickers would be round
her ankles put it that way.

But at the end of the
day, I know, you know,

that's not the best thing to do,

because it might be nice at
the time but it's not doing

either of us any favours,
so let her get on with it.

- I love how everyone's dressed
up,

don't you love a man in a suit?

- Yeah, I know I love this
dress.

- Thank you.

- It's so nice.

- Girls, you alright?

- Hello, you alright?

- Alright Lauren, how
are you, you alright?

- Yeah, I'm just gonna go
and get a drink, alright.

- Georgina, you alright?

- [Georgina] Hello.

- How are ya?

- [Georgina] Not bad.

- Can I call you G for short?

- No.

- Why not, it's better innit?

- You don't know me well
enough to call me G.

- Yeah, I call you G
though, it's easier innit.

Georgina's agg, innit, it's like
long.

- G I sound like a rapper.

- Yeah true, like a gangster.

- Yeah, like a gangster.

[laughing]

- Is that a birth mark
like that thing there,

that beauty spot, real?

Is it really?

- Yeah, I go over it
though with me makeup.

With my pencil.

- What make it more beautiful
like?

So I like your dress, it's nice.

- Thank you.

- I like these little tassles,
you look like a mermaid.

- A mermaid?

- Don't you normally wear
dresses or something?

- No I do wear dresses, if I'm
going to an event like this.

- 'Cos I was coming here?

- No Joey not 'cos you were
coming here.

- Mate 'cos I was coming
here, I know it was.

- No it really wasn't.

- [Joey] It was.

- What would I have looked
like if I turned up in jeans?

- Everyone's come in tuxedos,

I've come in like roll neck
and...

You've got nice dimples, ain't
ya?

- So have you, you've got
dimples.

- Yeah, but you've got
bigger dimples than me.

Your one's massive there.

- That sounds like it's
not attractive though.

- [Joey] No, it is
attractive, proper attractive.

- Oh thanks.

- Proper nice.

Yeah, I fancy your dimples.

[laughing]

- You fancy my what?

- Dimples.

- I thought you said nipples.

- No.

- I was like, wow.

- So maybe, you know, like
you just come out with us

one time, me and my friends,
why don't you come out?

- What, with the girls,
like a massive group of us?

- Yeah, yeah, it be good,
wouldn't it?

- Yeah, it'll be a laugh.

[applause]

- Thank you so much for
coming this evening.

I hope you've all had a wicked
time.

And I know you've all been
nervously

waiting for the awards of this
evening.

So the best dressed female goes
to

Lydia.

[applause]

Up and down Lydia.

You win the award Lydia.

We want you to put it on
your dressing room table

and look at it every night
before you go to bed.

- Thank you, Gemma, very
privileged.

- That's alright.

Thank you.

The best dressed male award.

Joey.

[applause]

Thank you.

- I felt really confident.

I put this dress on and I
felt like a million dollars.

I felt amazing.
- You look it.

- And then I walked in
and then I sort of saw him

and I just feel like a mess now.

- But this is exactly how I felt
Luc,

I was so nervous coming down
those stairs.

I was like oh my god, I'm gonna
see him,

what am I gonna say?

What's it gonna be like?

Is it going to be awkward?

But because I haven't seen
him for a little while

when I actually saw him it
wasn't as bad as I thought.

- It's really hard because I
love him

and I still love him, even
though everything he's done,

everything I've heard, I
still love him and it's hard.

- I know.

I know and that loves
still gonna be there until

it just switches off.

It has to just click in your
brain

and that's what happened
with me, I loved James

but, do you know what, I woke up
one day

and I was just like I can't do
it anymore.

- It just clicked in your
head and you thought--

- I clicked, and that's
gonna happen with you.

- No.
- Try and fight it,

try and hold it back.

- I'm trying to hold my tears
back.

I didn't think I had any tears
left.

I'm trying to not cry.

- Don't worry Bubba.

- Right, I'm going to the loo.

- Okay.

D'ya want a drink

Oh my god, yes please, get me a
wine.

- [Lydia] I'll meet you at the
bar, yeah.

- [Lucy] See you at the bar.

- And finally, the last
award of the evening

goes to the best double act.

The twins.

[applause and cheering]

No fighting over the award,
you'll have to share it.

- I don't feel I can take this
award,

erm I feel there's one better
double act

and I'd like for them to
give me a little speech.

[laughing]

- That's very rude.

- I've never spoken to him
before.

- He's mad, isn't he?

- Yeah, he was just really
funny.

He just said that we should all
go out,

like a massive group of us.

- Oh what, he wanted to ask you
out,

and then like bottled it?

- Yeah, but he didn't, I don't
think he asked, he didn't

ask me like one to one like,
he said as a massive group.

- He's like a little brother,
isn't he?

- Yeah, he's cute.

- Have you spoke to Mario
tonight?

- No.

- [Lauren] Have you seen him?

- Yeah, I've seen him, but
I've not spoken to him.

- Well, I think I've got a
feeling

he's not with Lucy any more.

- [Georgina] Oh really?

- Yeah.

- Well he's not like the best
boyfriend to have, is he?

- Well obviously he was
messaging you,

I heard he's messaged Cara.

- Yeah, he's messaged me before.

Is he messaging Cara as well?

- Apparently yeah.

Is he still messaging you now?

- [Georgina] Yeah.

- [Lauren] Saying what though?

- He'd call me.

He'd say ok, well, can we go for
dinner?

And then I'd be like, "You have
a girlfriend, are you mad?"

- This is while he was with
Lucy?

- Yeah, well, yeah,
because I'd never do that.

But I just don't, I don't know.

- [Lucy] But you're
still texting a guy that

you knew had a girlfriend,
that's the point, isn't it?

- Wow.

- I wouldn't worry about it,
you ain't done nothing wrong.

Come on.

- Hello, babe you alright?

- Can I just have a
word with Mario please?

- Yeah, you sit there babe.

- I thought you were just
messaging,

but apparently you're
calling them as well.

Who have I been calling?

- Georgina, I just heard
her in the toilets.

I've just in a toilet cubicle
and she's been saying,

I had to sit there--

- She called me once she was
drunk.

- No, listen, I had to
sit in the toilet cubicle

with her outside saying Mario
calls me,

pestering me to go out with
her and all stuff like this.

- That's not true at all.

She called me once when she was
drunk,

singing Jingle Bells down the
phone.

I am sorry I've hurt you.

- Don't sound sorry, Mario.

- [Mario] No, I am sorry.

- You don't understand.

- No, trust me, Lucy, I do
understand.

I understand better than anyone
else,

trust me, I do understand.

Explain to me--

- I was drunk, and I
made a stupid mistake.

You're stone cold sober, but
messaging girls to meet them.

You're planning it,
you're planning to do it.

- Am I actually doing it though?

- I don't know, you tell me.

- No, I never--

- I wanna believe that you're
not, but I don't know do I?

- I know, but I've never met
another girl.

All I can say is I'm sorry,

I've changed my number
so no one can message me.

I won't message any other girls,

you can go through my
phone whenever you want.

- I don't understand though,
Mario,

why was I not enough in the
first place?

You're messaging absolute
skanks, they're disgusting.

Why are you messaging them?

Why, what is your need to want

fucking naked pictures of
girls, what is the need?

- When have I ever, no--

- You've asked for them, 'cos
I've fucking

seen them down your emails.

- [Mario] No, you've
seen received messages.

You've seen received messages.

- Yeah, but you've asked
for them, I know you have.

- How have I asked for them?

You're assuming.

- Disgusting.

Do you know what hurts so much?

I love you so much.

- I love--

- I planned my whole life with
you.

I thought I'm gonna move in with
you.

You talk about kids, you talk
about

getting a dog and then
this is what happens.

- And I'm sorry Lucy, I
am really, really sorry.

- [Lucy] I miss you.

- Can I just give you something
please?

- No, don't.

It's not a ring.

- My new number.

- Your new number.

- So when you've had your space,

if you do wanna call me or text
me.

- Is it a letter?

- It's got a little few words in
it.

- [Female] Next time on
'The Only Way is Essex'

will Mario and Lucy's
relationship
disappear down the pan?

- Why are you messaging 'em,
why?

You're messaging absolute
skanks.

- [Female] Will Chloe's new look

continue to astound all of
Essex?

- Look at my hair.

- You don't look any different.

- Are you winding me up?

- [Female] And will Joey ever
get to touch up G's spot?

- Is that beauty spot real?

- Yeah.

I go over it though with
my make up, with my pencil.

- What make it more beautiful
like?

- [Female] Who knows,
these people are real

and anything can happen on
'The Only way is Essex'.