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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:02,040 [theme music] 2 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:03,800 - [Narrator] This programme contains flash cars, 3 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:06,040 big watches and dodgy dancing. 4 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:09,000 The tans you see might be fake but the people are all real, 5 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,160 although some of what they do has been set up 6 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,080 purely for your entertainment. 7 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:16,520 Previously on, "The Only Way is Essex." 8 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:17,360 - When you're with her, you hate me. 9 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:18,360 When you're not with her, 10 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:19,600 you're all buddy and chummy with me. 11 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,520 - I wanna be the face of one of your nights. 12 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:22,880 Gonna call it Reem Party. 13 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:25,880 - I'm confused, I'm hurt, I'm still in love. 14 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,440 - I don't think you wanna be with him right now. 15 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:28,440 - No, I don't. 16 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:30,360 [loud screaming] 17 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,880 - You need to be truthful. 18 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,200 You're obviously not gonna be, are you? 19 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:35,560 - I wouldn't mind a little psychic reading 20 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,760 and see where we're going with it. 21 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:37,400 - It's a sign for you there, Mick, "Engaged". 22 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:38,240 - Oh, really? 23 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:40,680 - That's gonna be me and you. 24 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,600 ♪ The only way is up 25 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,720 ♪ Baby 26 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:57,440 ♪ For you and me now 27 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,760 [upbeat music] 28 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,440 - You're doing a good job, girl. 29 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:09,000 - Stop looking at my boobs, Arg. 30 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,760 - I wasn't looking at your boobs! 31 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:18,240 - Don't get a boner, Arg. 32 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,400 [loud slapping] 33 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:21,640 Turn around, my darling. 34 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:25,720 You're supposed to be quite giddy after 35 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:28,280 because it's like losing all, what's it called? 36 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:30,800 - Losing all what's it called, 37 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,200 what do you mean? - What's it called? 38 00:01:34,240 --> 00:01:35,040 - Fat? 39 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:35,840 - No. 40 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,040 - Acid? 41 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,680 - Acid. 42 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,880 - What you doing? 43 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,080 - Wrapping you up, babes. 44 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,760 - What, literally wrapping me up? 45 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,160 - Yeah, that's what the treatment's called. 46 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,080 An inch loss. 47 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:48,760 It's a new treatment that I'm learning 48 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,160 and it reduces fat. 49 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,120 - What, straight away? 50 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:52,040 - Yeah. 51 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,560 - Can I just do this every day, 52 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,360 and then just not do exercise and just eat whatever I want? 53 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,400 - No, darling. 54 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:00,280 - [Mick] Party was good, weren't it? 55 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:01,960 - I'm still feeling hung over, I think. 56 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:02,800 Mad, wasn't it? 57 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:03,600 - Yeah it was good. 58 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:04,960 Yeah, I really enjoyed it. 59 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,400 - Honestly, it was like nothing I've ever seen before. 60 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:08,240 - You don't expect everyone in rides and that 61 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,920 in your back garden, do you? 62 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,240 - It was even the crowd as well. 63 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,520 It was such a nice crowd of people. 64 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:13,720 - It was lovely people, weren't they? 65 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:14,560 - I still haven't slept from, 66 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,800 don't know when the party was. 67 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,160 I ain't slept from then. 68 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,920 - It is all work, work, party, work. 69 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,920 - We've got a Reem Parties. 70 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:21,960 - Is that all going alright? 71 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:22,760 - [Kirk] Tried to talk to Joey about it 72 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:23,920 but he was a bit drunk. 73 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,440 - [Mick] I think he was drunk, weren't he? 74 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:27,680 - He was in a pickle. 75 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:28,960 He was bad. 76 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,320 - I love Joey though, he's a good lad, ain't he. 77 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:30,880 - Honestly, I'm so glad we've got him working with us. 78 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:32,000 - Yeah. - He is. 79 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:32,600 - He is in his own world though, ain't he? 80 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:33,440 It's Joey's world. 81 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:34,600 - But that's good, that's good. 82 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:35,720 - I think the Reem Party will be good though 83 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,480 'cause he's got lots of energy, ain't he. 84 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:38,480 What you doing today anyway? 85 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:39,920 - Well, I tell you what I gotta do, 86 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:41,800 bit nervous, don't know what she's gonna say, 87 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:42,840 but I've been getting on with Lauren 88 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:43,920 like you wouldn't believe now, right. 89 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,080 - So you going out with her today? 90 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:46,480 - Yeah, I set something up. 91 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,080 Tell you after 'cause I don't wanna mess it up. 92 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,440 - Yeah, he's got a runny nose he has. 93 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:51,480 He needs a tissue. 94 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:53,200 - You got a runny nose, mister? 95 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:54,320 [loud kiss] 96 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:56,760 - Don't do that, ew. 97 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,880 [upbeat music] 98 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,360 - No, he doesn't like it, Mum. 99 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,240 Mum, no! 100 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,520 - [Debbie] There we are. 101 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:08,880 He got in there. 102 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,680 - No, don't like it. 103 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:13,440 I'm bored now. 104 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:15,640 - Actually I was thinking, Lydia. 105 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,520 I think I'm gonna look for a girlfriend for him. 106 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:19,920 - I think we should as well! 107 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,280 - I was thinking about Mr. Darcy having his own wife. 108 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:24,440 - [Lydia] I love that idea. 109 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,920 - Yeah? - Yeah. 110 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:26,800 - Anyway, the party. 111 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:27,840 - Oh it was good, weren't it? 112 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,360 - I didn't get there till a few hours 113 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,560 before the end, didn't I. 114 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:31,920 But it looked like it had been good all day. 115 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,160 - It was such a good day. 116 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,240 Did you see when Mark stripped? 117 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:40,440 - I think he has got the best arse. 118 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:41,280 - Mum! 119 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:42,240 - It's unbelievable. 120 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,240 - That's disgusting! 121 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,640 - He's just got the most perfect bum. 122 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:47,040 [giggles] 123 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,800 And I mean the rides were unbelievable. 124 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:50,840 - Oh, it was amazing. 125 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,080 - I thought it was a little bit awkward 126 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,520 with you and James, at certain points, Lydia. 127 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,240 - Did you see later on in the night though? 128 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,000 James confronted Billie and Sam I think, 129 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,640 about the cheating thing. 130 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:00,920 He obviously confronted them and said, 131 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,200 "What have you heard?" 132 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:03,600 I don't even know what they said. 133 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:04,960 - No, but anyway. - It's a bit awkward. 134 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,720 - We'll find out the truth in the end. 135 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,480 Cause it's a very old saying, Lydia. 136 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,760 - I got a feeling that it might be Amy. 137 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,080 The rumours. 138 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,520 - What do you mean? 139 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,400 - I do think that she's got a bit of a soft spot for him 140 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,400 cause I remember near Christmas time when me and James 141 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:20,480 broke up and like I remember her, like 142 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,640 talking about that she done likes him. 143 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:23,480 - To who? 144 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:24,320 Who did she talk to about that? 145 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,440 - To Sam. 146 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:26,560 She was telling Same that she liked him. 147 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,680 I do think she's got a bit of a soft spot though for him. 148 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,240 - As a friend, she likes him. 149 00:04:31,280 --> 00:04:32,440 - Yeah, I hope so. 150 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,560 I don't know, it'd be quite hard for me watch 151 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,800 cause I know her sort of thing. 152 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:36,960 - Really upset. 153 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 - And I feel like it's not completely over. 154 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,560 So it's like, it's not completely over. 155 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:40,880 Like, it's still awkward. 156 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,200 There's still feeling there and I think if somebody 157 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,280 jumps into my grave now, it's like 158 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,280 I'm not even out of it yet. 159 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,120 I've not completely out of my grave. 160 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,800 Don't fully pull me out and jump in it. 161 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:52,960 - But I think she's just friendly with everybody, Lydia. 162 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,560 - Yeah, I think she is. - I think Amy's just 163 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:55,720 that sort of girl. - Yeah. 164 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,600 - She comes across like really over friendly 165 00:04:58,640 --> 00:04:59,800 with everybody and I think-- 166 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:01,680 - And I think I should just blame her as well 167 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,720 because of, if there is going on, 168 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,600 if there is something going on as well, 169 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,560 then it might not just be her liking him. 170 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:08,800 It might be him liking her. 171 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:09,960 Maybe I've got to accept the fact 172 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,160 that maybe he does like her as well and that 173 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:14,200 they will. 174 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,400 - I don't think James is her type, Lydia. 175 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,240 - No. 176 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,680 - I really don't. 177 00:05:19,840 --> 00:05:21,160 [sighs] 178 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,960 [spraying] 179 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,600 [smooth music] 180 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,520 ♪ We had it all 181 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,400 ♪ Every moment was painted in gold ♪ 182 00:05:32,440 --> 00:05:33,280 - Shit. 183 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:35,800 - I'm not doing this anymore. 184 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:37,600 It's ruining my nails all this product. 185 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:40,480 It's taking all the paint off, it's really annoying. 186 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:42,280 - Lauren, what you talking about? 187 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:44,200 - Well I'm 100% getting a cleaner now 188 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:47,120 cause I've had enough of this stuff on my fingers. 189 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,360 It's all dry and horrible. 190 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,560 - We are not getting a cleaner. 191 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,600 If we get a cleaner, what is the point? 192 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:54,880 Right, there is a point of you being here. 193 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,200 You're my fiance, but women-- 194 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:58,120 - Oh my God. 195 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,120 Are you actually joking? 196 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,240 - One of the positives about a man 197 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,960 having woman, they get the women's touch. 198 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,000 It's clean. - Yeah. 199 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:04,360 - Flowers get put up. - I don't mean 200 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:05,200 I'm gonna not do anything. 201 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,680 It's a hot summer day. 202 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:08,720 Don't really want to spend my time getting my hands dirty 203 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,240 when I could be out sunbathing, going for lunch. 204 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,440 My nails are gonna get ruined and everything. 205 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:14,400 My hair and the stuff. 206 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,680 I've just had my hair blow dried, 207 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:17,880 now I've got this cause I'm all sweaty and frizzy. 208 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,840 - Why would your nails get ruined or your hair 209 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:21,680 cause you're cleaning? 210 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:23,120 You should clean your nails. 211 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:23,960 Bit of bleach. 212 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,960 - It doesn't. 213 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,960 They're all dry and they're sore. 214 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,520 - Such a bad wife. 215 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,560 - No, cause if we're gonna move into a bigger place 216 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,920 we're gonna have more bedrooms. 217 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:34,520 You know, it's gonna be kitchen, living room, 218 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,680 like all different rooms. 219 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,680 This is like, I'm finding this quite hard. 220 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:38,720 You know, it's busy. 221 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:41,600 Like I spent like four hours a day. 222 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,040 Is like wash, I can't leave until it's finished. 223 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:45,960 - When I'm on a golf course, and I'm teeing off like that 224 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,320 there's a few men waiting behind me, 225 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,200 I guarantee if I ask all them, 226 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,160 "Where's your wife right now? 227 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,000 "Your girlfriend?" 228 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:50,800 - How old are they, 50? 229 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:51,640 - They're indoors cleaning. 230 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:52,600 - How old are they, 50? 231 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:54,320 Well that's not me so it's rubbish. 232 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:55,400 - My grandad's always taught me 233 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,320 the girl should cook, clean. 234 00:06:57,360 --> 00:06:59,560 If they don't do it, kick them out the door. 235 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:04,440 [upbeat music] 236 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,280 - Hello! 237 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,560 - Jess! - Hi, how are you? 238 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,160 You alright? 239 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,000 - You look lovely. 240 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:09,840 How are you? 241 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:10,680 - I'm alright, thank you. 242 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:11,480 I just need your help. 243 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:12,440 I need a whole new wardrobe. 244 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,360 - You need some dresses? 245 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,520 - Yeah, this isn't working. 246 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,800 - New boobs. 247 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:16,920 - Yeah, I think everything I've got at the minute, 248 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,600 is either too small or these look too big 249 00:07:18,640 --> 00:07:19,440 and it just doesn't work. 250 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:20,600 I need so much new stuff. 251 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,520 We've got the Reem Parties haven't we? 252 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:23,360 - Yeah. 253 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,520 - That's amazing. 254 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:25,640 - And I'm being the head Reem girl for Joey. 255 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:27,000 - [Sam] How good is that? 256 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:27,840 - That is gonna be so funny. 257 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:28,680 Can you imagine? 258 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:29,520 - Yeah. - Yeah, I know. 259 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,240 - You and Joey working together. 260 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:32,480 But listen, how is that for you though? 261 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:33,760 Like getting involved? 262 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,280 - Yeah, like and I've been working for the SugarHut 263 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:36,960 like with Kirk and stuff doing it all. 264 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:37,760 - Yeah. 265 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:38,760 - Organising things. 266 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,160 You know, being a head Reem girl. 267 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:41,120 - [Sam] The head Reem girl. 268 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:42,160 - It's so sad. 269 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:43,440 - [Sam] That's brilliant. 270 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,800 - [Amy] So what actually happened with Billie and Sam? 271 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:47,640 [coughs] 272 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:48,640 - Well, I just confronted them. 273 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:49,880 Like they were the ones that sort of, 274 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:51,760 not started the rumours, but said to Lydia, 275 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,600 "Look there are rumours of Arg cheating." 276 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,640 Blah, blah, blah. 277 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:56,000 - Have you been literally? 278 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,480 - Some of the rumours are ridiculous. 279 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,800 Apparently, I've been getting like Billy Johnsons 280 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:02,960 in like toilets and it's just 281 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,080 ridiculous. 282 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,040 - Who is that? 283 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:05,880 - Huh? 284 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:06,720 - Is that boy or a girl? 285 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,600 - No, Billy Johnsons is like 286 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:09,640 a nice way of saying 287 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,000 a nosh! 288 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,560 - That's disgusting, Arg. 289 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,920 If that's actually happened, you are disgusting. 290 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,240 - No, exactly, I haven't. 291 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,880 Next they'll be saying I've got it in Amy's Salon! 292 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,480 - You're getting noshed off in Amy's Salon. 293 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,280 [laughing] 294 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,560 ♪ We're going out tonight 295 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:24,400 ♪ Check in the mirror 296 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:25,560 ♪ We're looking tight 297 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:30,200 - I have just the worst luck in love, ever. 298 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:32,960 And it like really gets me down, like I just 299 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,520 whoever I meet it just always ends in disaster. 300 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:38,200 When I through a break up with someone 301 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,960 that I was really in love with 302 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,400 I spent, I was literally so beside myself, Maria. 303 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:45,680 I spent like 1,000 pounds on fortune tellers 304 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,480 cause basically, I just wanted to know if 305 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,320 we was gonna get back together and stuff. 306 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:50,120 - I do that. 307 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:50,960 It's like religion isn't it? 308 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:51,920 - Yeah. 309 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:53,240 But like, I totally got stitched up 310 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,280 cause one of them turned 'round and said to me, 311 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,160 "Do you know what, Gem? 312 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,600 "He's gonna come back to you on your birthday, 313 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:01,280 "pick up up in a limousine, filled with balloons. 314 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,840 "This is no shit." 315 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,760 I totally believed this woman. 316 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,240 On my birthday, I got dressed up and waited there. 317 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,240 - Shut up. 318 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:10,960 [laughing] 319 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,440 - And he never came. 320 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,160 He just never came, Maria. 321 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:17,000 - [Maria] What kind of men do you go for though? 322 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:18,640 - Gangsters. 323 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:21,040 - That's where you're going wrong. 324 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,040 - I'm so in love with Mick. 325 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,400 I just think he's good looking. 326 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,920 He smells frickin' amazing. 327 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:31,680 He's like, just the most perfect gentleman. 328 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,080 When I was at Kirk's birthday, 329 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,600 we was on the walsters, 330 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,440 and Mick was in the walster behind me, 331 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,600 and as it spun 'round, like, our eyes met. 332 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:41,760 I could feel the love. 333 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:44,120 I just want to look after him. 334 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,560 So, this is my plan of action. 335 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:49,640 I'm gonna bake, today, an apple pie for Mick. 336 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:50,920 Give him the pie. 337 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,120 He's gonna shut the door and in it there's gonna be 338 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,720 a note attached, and it's gonna day, 339 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,240 "Mick, would you like to go for dinner next week?" 340 00:09:58,280 --> 00:10:00,080 Or do you think that's too pushy. 341 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,400 - He should be doing that for you. 342 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:04,600 - But maybe he don't know that I fancy him. 343 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:07,080 - Have you made it obvious? 344 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:07,920 - No. 345 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,200 - Well, I feel like a new man. 346 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:14,960 [laughs] 347 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,720 - I'm gonna measure you now, babes. 348 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,960 You might have lost some in your boobs. 349 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,000 It was 43 on the list, on your boobies. 350 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,320 It now is, 351 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,640 43, the same. 352 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:29,720 Your tummy was 45.5. 353 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,120 It now is, 354 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,880 you've lost an inch there. 355 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,720 - You sure? 356 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,360 - Now at 45.4. 357 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,600 - 45.5. 358 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:38,960 - You was 45.5, but you've lost an inch though. 359 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,480 - That's not literally, is it? 360 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:41,720 - You've lost something though, yeah? 361 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,880 - That's only .1 of an inch. 362 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:48,360 Cause 45.5 and 45.4, if it was, 363 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,360 it would be 44.5. 364 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,400 - Stop confusing me. 365 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,520 - At least I can still do this. 366 00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:56,520 ♪ He got such a beautiful body 367 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:57,360 - [Amy] What? 368 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,280 ♪ Are you looking for him? 369 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:01,240 - They ain't got no smaller, have they? 370 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,440 [laughing] 371 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,560 [upbeat music] 372 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:11,680 [scoffs] 373 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:12,480 - You put weight on? 374 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:13,680 - How are you gonna jump in? 375 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:14,760 - [Kirk] Don't worry, don't worry. 376 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,640 I'll do it. 377 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:18,680 It's that smooth. 378 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,800 - Yeah. 379 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,440 - I've seen 'em do this in a film before. 380 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,680 - You're so cool. 381 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,200 ♪ To Itchycoo Park 382 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:26,720 ♪ That's where I've been 383 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,280 ♪ What did you do there? 384 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:29,840 ♪ I got high 385 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,560 - You did make my birthday, yesterday. 386 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:32,560 - Did I? 387 00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:33,480 - Yeah, I've never had a girlfriend, 388 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:34,680 especially on my birthday. 389 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:35,560 So it was, 390 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,240 it was enjoyable. 391 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,920 - It's good that you realised what you did then isn't it? 392 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:41,920 - What do you mean? 393 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,440 - When you dumped me. 394 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,760 - I'm not glad that I split up with you, 395 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:45,800 but it was a good thing that I split up with you 396 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,120 because I realised how much I miss ya. 397 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:48,520 - I thought the same thing, 398 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,600 cause you've been better since we got back together. 399 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,440 - I just want to do everything 400 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,280 cause I don't wanna lose ya. 401 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:59,200 ♪ It's all too beautiful 402 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:02,360 ♪ It's all too beautiful 403 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:06,760 ♪ It's all too beautiful 404 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,320 - I love you. 405 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,480 I do. 406 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,880 I never felt this way about a girl, ever. 407 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,560 I feel weird that I've got, 408 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,240 I feel like I can spend every second with ya. 409 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:17,680 - Aw, you're getting all soppy. 410 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,480 - A little bit. 411 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,080 I got a present for you, like a surprise. 412 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:22,960 But it's more a question. 413 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,080 It's a surprise and a question. 414 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,080 You ready? 415 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:28,120 [laughs] 416 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,600 - Oh God, what? 417 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,560 - But I'm not pressuring ya. 418 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,520 I need to 419 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:36,920 see what I can do. 420 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,880 I'll tell you when you can look 'round. 421 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:42,920 [buzzing noise] 422 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,280 Been practising this for ages. 423 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:55,560 [upbeat music] 424 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,160 Alright, then you can look now. 425 00:12:58,080 --> 00:12:59,280 [laughing] 426 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,640 Can you reach that, babe? 427 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:01,720 - What, bring the whole boat in? 428 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:04,200 - Yeah, bring it all in if you want. 429 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:06,360 [boat clattering] 430 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,960 - This is exciting. 431 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,520 It's a key. 432 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:19,960 - To my house. 433 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:23,960 I want you to move in with me. 434 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,480 [laughs] 435 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,760 Don't laugh at me! 436 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,320 - I don't know what to say. 437 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:29,680 - Say what you want. 438 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:30,760 Do you want to move in with me? 439 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,080 - Are you sure? 440 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,160 - I'm 100% sure. 441 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,080 Promise. 442 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,360 - Okay. 443 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,240 - Is that a yes? 444 00:13:43,120 --> 00:13:45,200 [laughs] 445 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:53,600 [upbeat music] 446 00:13:53,640 --> 00:13:54,920 - [Nan] What is this then, Mark? 447 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,160 - [Mark] It's a right walk. 448 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,560 Me and Lauren are looking at a new house, Nan. 449 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,640 This looks nice. 450 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:00,200 - [Nan] It does look nice, doesn't it? 451 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,360 - [Lauren] This might be our home. 452 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,080 - [Mark] It's big-ish, but it's just 453 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,280 dunno I'm thinking more 454 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,360 something on its own a little bit. 455 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,080 Gates and like, nice land and stuff, you know? 456 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,240 - [Nan] I know. 457 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,680 - Just gotta hope mummy and them are alright 458 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,400 with it, Nan, cause obviously I don't know if you know, 459 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,000 we've been in a couple of arguments. 460 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,440 - Well, you must sort it out, Mark, 461 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,440 because I mean, at the end of the day, 462 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,360 your mummy and Jessica was close. 463 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,280 You know, you can't afford just to 464 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,480 leave it as it is. 465 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,240 - At the end of the day, all that has happened 466 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,000 is we've just told them that we're in love 467 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,640 and we're engaged, you know? 468 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,920 And we're not trying to distance ourselves. 469 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,320 The reason why we've been spending a lot time 470 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:35,840 with each other, it just because 471 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,760 we're newly engaged, you know? 472 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,960 - It's honeymoon period. 473 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,640 - Yeah, it's honeymoon period and we just want 474 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,800 everyone to be happy for us. 475 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,960 - Well, if you just go 'round once a week, 476 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,280 it's something, innit? 477 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,440 - Yeah. 478 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:48,160 Anyway, shall we go take a look? 479 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,680 - Yeah. 480 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,720 [car doors opening] 481 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,040 - Quite big, but it's quite homely. 482 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:56,840 The size. 483 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:57,680 - Big pictures here. 484 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,800 - Oh, I like that fire. 485 00:14:58,840 --> 00:14:59,760 - Oh, the fireplace. - Yeah it's amazing. 486 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:00,600 Ain't it? 487 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:01,680 - Nice, lovely ain't it? 488 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:03,640 How much do they want for this? 489 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,720 - I think it's about $800 I think. 490 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:06,520 - Eight? 491 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:07,800 [gasps] 492 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,680 Don't. 493 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,360 - It's nice though, so. 494 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:13,280 - Do you know how much my first house was? 495 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,120 What we bought? 496 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:14,960 - [Mark] How much? 497 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,240 - 5,500 pounds. 498 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,280 - No way. 499 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,040 - [Nan] That one in Chadley, it was. 500 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,200 - Shut up. 501 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,640 Five and a half grand? 502 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:22,640 - [Nan] 5,500 pounds. 503 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,480 - [Lauren] Was that all one go? 504 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:24,960 - No, no, no, no! 505 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:25,960 We paid the deposit and-- 506 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,240 - Cause back then, it's that 500-- 507 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:31,080 - Then, it was a lot of money to us. 508 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,640 - [Mark] What do you reckon is a good one? 509 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:33,920 - How much you think my mortgage was? 510 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:34,760 - [Lauren] How much? 511 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,960 - Ten pound a week. 512 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,840 - What? 513 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,080 - Oh my God. 514 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,240 - Oh well, what's happening to the world? 515 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,800 - And we both had to go to work for that. 516 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,120 - Why can't we have a house-- 517 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,040 - Cause back then you didn't earn as much either. 518 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,240 - Cause back then in 1960, 519 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,600 1968. 520 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:49,640 - In the 60's. 521 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,160 Yeah, I didn't know it was like that. 522 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:55,120 - Here we go, this is important. 523 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,080 Nice big kitchen for you to get your hands dirty. 524 00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,920 - Think of all the cooking you could do here. 525 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,120 - No, I know. 526 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,640 - Yeah, it's every woman's dream, a kitchen. 527 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,880 - Oh my gosh, yeah. 528 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,400 - That's where you mostly are in the kitchen. 529 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,520 - I'll be locking her in it. 530 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,480 - I think yous lot is getting your heads 531 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,080 in the 1920's now. 532 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:13,880 - It's lovely. 533 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:14,720 How many bedrooms? 534 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,280 - Its got four bedrooms. 535 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,080 So, one master bedroom, three double bedrooms. 536 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:20,240 - Oh, yeah. 537 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:21,400 - [Lauren] Lot of space. 538 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,520 - It is nice, innit? - And also, we need to 539 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:23,520 look at where the kids go in what rooms. 540 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:24,920 - Don't start with the kid's beds. 541 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:28,960 [cheerful music] 542 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,200 [knocking] 543 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,640 - Hi, Sam. 544 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,600 - [Sam] Hello. 545 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,320 - You alright? - They're lovely. 546 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:46,160 They for me? 547 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:46,960 - No, they're for your mum. 548 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:47,800 - My mum? 549 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,640 - Yeah. 550 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:49,600 - How come you got mum flowers? 551 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:50,880 - Got to make her like me, ain't I? 552 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:51,960 - Aw, they're lovely. 553 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,280 - They're nice, ain't they? 554 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,160 [tissue paper rustling] 555 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,840 I'll get you some too. 556 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:56,920 [laughing] 557 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,520 - Have I not got a present? 558 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,960 - What you been up to? 559 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,800 - Not a lot. 560 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:02,640 Been at work today. 561 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,440 Jess was excited about tonight. 562 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,480 - Yeah, I know. 563 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,920 I've got a meeting with her tonight 564 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,160 with all the other girls at the club. 565 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,160 - I'm glad she-- 566 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,320 other girls? 567 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,480 What other girls? - Reem girls. 568 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,400 - You got more Reem girls? 569 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:14,840 - Yeah. 570 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,200 [laughing] 571 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,400 They're just some random girls. 572 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,200 - Are they? 573 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,200 - No one special, like you. 574 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,240 - I'll have to keep Jess. 575 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,600 I'll have to keep a spy on you then. 576 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,800 - Yeah. 577 00:17:22,840 --> 00:17:24,720 - So, then takin' over Essex then, aren't you? 578 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:25,840 - Yeah, I know. 579 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:26,920 Taking well over Essex. 580 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,040 Got to get a new flat soon, haven't I? 581 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,440 - Oh, that'd be nice, whereabouts? 582 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,280 - Dunno, somewhere around here 583 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,120 maybe closer to you. 584 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,080 Maybe next door. 585 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,240 [laughing] 586 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,080 - Moving to Brevets, because to me I'm like-- 587 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:35,880 - No, I'm joking. 588 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,280 You'll move in with me, ya? 589 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,120 - Not yet. 590 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:39,280 - Yeah, not yet. 591 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:39,880 I'm not saying, I'm not gonna get it yet. 592 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:41,120 I'll get it after. 593 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,720 After I get a bit of dough. 594 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,280 Alright, my girlfriend, give me a kiss. 595 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,560 - See you later. 596 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,440 [laughing] 597 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,640 You got pink lipstick on you. 598 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:48,480 - Have I? 599 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,320 - Yeah. 600 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,040 Bye! - See you later. 601 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:53,440 [easy going rock music] 602 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,480 ♪ I've tried before to tell her ♪ 603 00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:58,240 ♪ All the feelings I have for her ♪ 604 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,880 ♪ In my heart 605 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,080 [knocking] 606 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:07,160 ♪ Every time that I come near her ♪ 607 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:12,200 ♪ I just lose my nerve as I've done from the start ♪ 608 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,840 ♪ Every little thing she does it magic ♪ 609 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,760 ♪ Everything she does just turns me on ♪ 610 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,720 ♪ Even though my life before was tragic ♪ 611 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:29,760 ♪ Now I know my love for her goes on ♪ 612 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,240 - Oh my God, Maria, today. 613 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:37,880 Take that. 614 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,040 - What? 615 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:39,920 - Just got a funny story to tell you. 616 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,400 - You're not pregnant are you? 617 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,400 - Oh my God, no. 618 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,440 But Kirk did like the cutest thing today. 619 00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:51,040 Took me out on this little boat and 620 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,400 just looked like, I didn't know what was coming 621 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,640 he was literally like, "Oh you mean so much to me. 622 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,600 "Blah, blah, blah." 623 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:57,800 - What? 624 00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:58,800 - So I turn around and it's this little, like 625 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,480 remote control boat. 626 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:03,920 Like bobbing along the water with a box on it. 627 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:04,880 He's like, "Open the box." 628 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:05,800 It's not what you think. 629 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:06,640 - A ring? 630 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:07,680 - No. 631 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,480 So, I open the box, and inside's a key. 632 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,840 He's asked me to move in with him. 633 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:13,680 - What? 634 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,920 I think, if you're gonna move in with him 635 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,040 you just got to be so, 636 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:23,480 cause he's gonna have a hold over you now 637 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,920 cause you're living in his place. 638 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,040 I've seen possessive sides to Kirk. 639 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,720 You know what he's been like, and I'm not saying 640 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,440 he hasn't changed, but as long as he's not doing it 641 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,640 just to have that bit of hold over you. 642 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,440 You don't want to like, live there for a few years 643 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,960 and then be like, trapped. 644 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,320 - Like, I'm not naive to think that 645 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,640 cause it's his house, I can't do anything there, you know? 646 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:45,480 It'd be our house. 647 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:46,640 Like, we'd live there together. 648 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:48,560 I can be allowed to have my friends round. 649 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,040 He'll have his friends round. 650 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,600 - It's sad that, like 651 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,680 me and him don't get on. 652 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,280 It really is because 653 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,120 you know? 654 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,560 - I think you two will, 655 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,720 there will come a point where you two will be friends. 656 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,920 It just, it's gonna take him a bit of time. 657 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,040 - So, how do you think you're doing? 658 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,360 - I think it's gonna be amazing. 659 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,520 I think it's gonna be massive. 660 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:09,360 - Really? 661 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:10,200 - 100%, Kirk. 662 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:11,400 100%. 663 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,800 I mean, I wanna be running the whole of Essex 664 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:13,840 all like promoting and that, you know what I mean? 665 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,320 - Yeah, you that confident? 666 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,520 - 100%. 667 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,400 They don't call me Joey Essex for nothing, Kirk. 668 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,360 - That's the way, man. 669 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,800 You see, like I'm pretty impressed. 670 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:20,920 I think it's just my dad, that's who you've got to impress. 671 00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:21,720 - Yeah, I know. 672 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,560 I understand. 673 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,400 I know, I know. 674 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,240 - Hello. 675 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,080 - You alright, Jess? 676 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:25,920 - Hello, you alright? 677 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:26,720 - [Kirk] You working for us now? 678 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:27,800 - I am indeed. 679 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,400 - [Joey] Yeah, she's the top girl mate. 680 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,240 Top girl, she is. 681 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:30,080 - Where's the rest of them? 682 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,240 Are we gonna? 683 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:31,840 - Right, Kirk, I'm going to introduce you 684 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:32,560 to the Reem team. 685 00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:33,680 Right, this is Chloe. 686 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,240 - Hi, how you doing? - How are you, babe? 687 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,080 I'm alright. 688 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:35,880 Nice to meet you. 689 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,400 - Yeah, this is Mischa. 690 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,280 - I'm Kirk, nice to meet ya. 691 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,280 - And this is Amy. 692 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,200 - How are you doing Amy, I'm Kirk. 693 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,320 Nice to meet ya. 694 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,440 Right, so you hand picked these yourself? 695 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,480 - Yeah. 696 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:46,360 - [Kirk] Like fucking Christmas, innit? 697 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,000 [laughing] 698 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,120 - So, alright what we need is, right, tonight 699 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,000 literally every two minutes you'll be spraying 700 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:52,920 yourselves with perfume. 701 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,080 You've got to be smelling reem. 702 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,560 Looking reem, being reem. 703 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,960 So just spraying yourself, lip glos, fake tan, everything. 704 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,960 Eyebrows, makeup be perfect, hair pushed back. 705 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,280 Just make sure that you are looking 706 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,720 the absolute bollocks. 707 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,080 - [Reem Girls] Yeah. 708 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,440 - I'll give you a couple hours and then I'll come back. 709 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:06,960 - And we've got something to show you, Kirk alright? 710 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,720 - What's that? 711 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,600 - Amy, stand up will you? 712 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:10,440 Be reem, that's the slogan yeah? 713 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,280 - [Kirk] Oh yeah. 714 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:13,040 - Mischa, look. 715 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:13,880 - [Both] Smell reem. 716 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,400 - Chloe. 717 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,400 Look reem. 718 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:17,800 And obviously, 719 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:18,800 Jess is our top girl. 720 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,640 - What have we got here? 721 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,480 - Totally Reem. 722 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,280 - Oh, good. 723 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:22,240 You think that up? 724 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,520 That's cool. 725 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:24,160 Right, I'm gonna give you a couple of hours, then. 726 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,000 - Yeah? 727 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,000 - And I want some more girls 728 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,560 and we'll just smash it, you know? 729 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,760 [cars passing] 730 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:30,800 - What the fuck are you wearing? 731 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,320 - What do you mean, what am I wearing? 732 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,400 It's summer, what do you expect me to wear? 733 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:36,680 A jumper? 734 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:38,640 - Listen, you have to have guns to wear a vest. 735 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,000 [laughs] 736 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,200 - I literally think I've tried every diet 737 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,960 every treatment, and nothing has worked for me at all. 738 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,960 I just think I was born to be chubby and funny. 739 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,480 I just don't think skinny, skinny's me is it? 740 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,680 - Don't talk Tom-tit. 741 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,120 Christsakes. 742 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,120 - The main thing is, I'm trying to look as good as I can, 743 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,240 I mean, I'm going to SugarHut tonight 744 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,480 just to sort of show Lydia I don't give a shit anymore. 745 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:00,760 I just want her to look at me tonight and be like, 746 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,400 "Bloody hell, Arg is looking good." 747 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:03,680 - I've quite frankly had enough 748 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:05,880 of talking about your weight and Lydia. 749 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,000 How you're in bits about her. 750 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,120 - I'm not in bits about her. 751 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:08,920 - We need to start changing the subjects. 752 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:09,680 - I'm not in bits about her. 753 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,520 - [Mark] You know what? 754 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,360 - You know what? 755 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,480 You're digging me out. 756 00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:14,280 I mean, Joey Essex is flying at the minute 757 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,320 and you've lost it mate. 758 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,760 You're retired. 759 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,720 Staying in with Lauren, having your meals in every night. 760 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,880 You're only 24, what's the matter with ya? 761 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,400 [upbeat music] 762 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,360 [electronic music] 763 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:37,200 ♪ Try to keep up 764 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:41,640 [people laughing and talking loudly] 765 00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,600 - Oh, hey Joe! 766 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:46,400 - Hey Joe. 767 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,240 - Congratulations! 768 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,640 - Hi! - So good. 769 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,480 - Good night. 770 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,320 Have a good night. 771 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,680 - Yeah. - Bye-a. 772 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,200 - She ain't talking to me, Jess. 773 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,800 - Why not? 774 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,400 - We're family, she's just gonna forget about it now. 775 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,520 She's dragging out. 776 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,360 - Gotta say how good you look tonight, my darling. 777 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,560 - My darling? 778 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,680 [giggling] 779 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,080 Oh my God, don't you think it's well weird that Mark's here? 780 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,640 - He wants to see what's going on though, don't he? 781 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,640 - Can't miss it. 782 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,480 He has to be here. 783 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,560 He want to get the goss. 784 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:27,880 - Wants to see what Joe's doing. 785 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,680 - Oh, I reckon Arg has dragged him down here 786 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,720 so he can follow you about. 787 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:31,560 - Oh, I know. 788 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,760 Puppy dog. 789 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,560 Do you think he fancies me though, like that? 790 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,680 - Yeah. 791 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:36,720 - That's why he's coming in all the time? 792 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,000 - I think. 793 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,840 What's your favourite quality in Arg? 794 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,400 [laughs] 795 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,440 - His eyes. 796 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,160 - So like, would you ever kiss Arg? 797 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,320 - No, Sam. 798 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,760 - Would you ever toss Arg off? 799 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,640 - Sam! 800 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,040 I couldn't find his willy! 801 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:53,000 [laughing] 802 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:53,840 - Good night, yeah? 803 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:54,680 - Yeah, you? 804 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:55,520 - We're fine. 805 00:23:55,560 --> 00:23:56,360 - Yous good tonight, yeah? 806 00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,160 - I'm well, yeah. 807 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,360 - Good on you. 808 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,400 - Obviously there's, you know for the first time 809 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,080 you've started you own night, you've done brilliantly. 810 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,320 There's still some teething problems 811 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,640 and you can get by straight away, 812 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,960 but to see this already, the potential's there, mate. 813 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,040 You know what I'm saying? 814 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:08,880 - Right, yeah, it's to full capacity. 815 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:09,840 Fucking madness. 816 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:10,960 I didn't realise. 817 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:11,840 I honestly didn't think it'd be like this. 818 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:12,680 - It's good, it's good. 819 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,520 - It's madness. 820 00:24:13,560 --> 00:24:14,520 - You've got to remember though. 821 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,640 It's not always about being Reem, 822 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,680 remember to go a bit more to it sometimes. 823 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,000 - Remember, don't be jeal, be reem. 824 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,080 [laughing] 825 00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:20,120 - I'll see you later, Joe. 826 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,320 - See you late, Mark, see you later. 827 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,280 [electronic music] 828 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,160 - You just tell me the truth. 829 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:45,840 You missing it, or what? 830 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:46,840 - What do you think, Arg? 831 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,200 Is that a silly question, or what? 832 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,240 Is that from Joey, though? 833 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,760 If it was me, it would have been six bottles. 834 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,360 [chuckles] 835 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,760 I feel the world is missing Mark Wright. 836 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:58,960 - Well, I mean Joey's coming in. 837 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,480 He's steaming in out of nowhere. 838 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,160 It's gonna come to a point where it's too late 839 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,000 to come back. 840 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,680 - What is it, like I've moved on 841 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,280 and he's like the new kid on the block? 842 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:08,760 No, no, no, no, no, no. 843 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:09,600 It don't happen like that. 844 00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:10,840 It don't happen, mate. 845 00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,720 I might have had six weeks indoors with Lauren, 846 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,400 put a little ring on her finger, all that , yeah. 847 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,400 That's fine, I'm gonna marry her. 848 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,800 But let me tell you something now. 849 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:18,640 You don't understand. 850 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:19,760 This where I earn my peas, mate. 851 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:21,080 Hosting girls like that around my table. 852 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:21,960 Watch I'll have six of them. 853 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,360 One there, one there, one there. 854 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,520 One there. 855 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:26,520 [laughing] 856 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,480 You know what I'm saying? 857 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,920 The clubs are missing Mark Wright. 858 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,120 The world is missing Mark Wright. 859 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,360 That ass is missing Mark Wright. 860 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,200 [laughing] 861 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,960 - Excuse me. 862 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:38,960 Ladies, how we doing? - Hello! 863 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:39,760 - You alright? 864 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:40,680 Hello, babe, you alright? 865 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,520 - Doing alright. 866 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:42,680 How are you? - Doing right. 867 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:43,520 - Hey, love. 868 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:44,360 Looking lovely. - Thank you. 869 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:45,480 - You alright? 870 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:46,160 Didn't know this was gonna be this busy. 871 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:46,840 You having a good night? 872 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:47,840 - Yeah. - Yeah. 873 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:48,680 - Just trying to get served, and you? 874 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:49,360 - You're trying to get served? 875 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,200 Sorry. 876 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,000 Can I have two drinks please. 877 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,000 What did you want? 878 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,400 - White wine soda please. 879 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,240 - And what would you like? 880 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,360 - A rose, please. 881 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,760 - White wine soda and a rose wine please. 882 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,560 - [Bartender] No problem. 883 00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:58,800 - Thank you very much. 884 00:25:58,840 --> 00:25:59,640 - You alright? 885 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,600 - Yeah, you alright? 886 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,320 - Yeah, not too bad, not too bad. 887 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:02,120 - So busy, innit? 888 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,200 - So busy, I like this. 889 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:04,240 - Cause the sun's shining, 890 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,400 and everyone loves a drink don't they? 891 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,480 - It's not cause of Joey you don't reckon? 892 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,920 - Oh, yeah of course it is. 893 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,120 - I think it's Joey's pretty smart what he's done here. 894 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,640 - Yeah, no the thing is I think he's started 895 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,800 a competition with Mark. 896 00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:14,000 Don't blame me, it's my night. 897 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,320 - You've not been here before, Nicola have you? 898 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:18,440 - I have been here a few times, yeah. 899 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,560 - I haven't seen you here. 900 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,200 - No, I've never met you before really. 901 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,480 - Yeah, probably not in here no. 902 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,800 - I've been here. 903 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,080 - We came here months ago, didn't we? 904 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:25,920 Yeah. 905 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:26,720 - Have ya? 906 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:27,560 - Yeah, I think so. 907 00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,400 - Make sure you come back again. 908 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,240 - I will. 909 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,840 - Good. 910 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,840 - Thank you. 911 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:32,880 - It's alright, babe. 912 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,880 Alright have a good night anyway girls, 913 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:34,840 thanks for coming. 914 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:35,680 - Thank you. - Thank you. 915 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:36,560 - That's alright. 916 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:37,360 - Cheers. - Nice to see you. 917 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,880 - And you, babes. 918 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:39,680 Nice to see you and make sure you come back again, alright? 919 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,880 - I'm going to, definitely. 920 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:41,480 - Alright, have a good night anyway girls yeah. 921 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:42,000 - Yeah, see yous. 922 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:42,760 - See you later. 923 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,200 [electronic dance music] 924 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:05,840 - So, I finally told Maria. 925 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:06,680 - What about moving in? 926 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:07,520 - Yeah. 927 00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:08,720 - And what did she say? 928 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,400 - She thinks it might be a little bit too soon. 929 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,560 - I know it's soon, it's not too soon though is it? 930 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,120 I don't know, do you think? 931 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,080 - Well I think, it doesn't seem like a big deal. 932 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,680 Like it doesn't seem like I'm scared or anything, 933 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,880 it just makes me think if it's the right time. 934 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,680 - You're not gonna be scared? 935 00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,200 - I'm only scared it might all go wrong. 936 00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,160 - So this week, we'll start you moving in. 937 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,400 - One thing she was concerned about though, 938 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,640 is obviously, now we're moving in together 939 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,080 and it's getting a bit more serious, that she's like, 940 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,120 "What happens down the line?" 941 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,760 Like with you and her. 942 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,360 - I don't like her. 943 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,200 If you don't like people you stay away from them, 944 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,520 so that's it. 945 00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,600 - Well will she ever be able to kind of come 'round? 946 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,520 - No way! 947 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:48,520 - Shut up! 948 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,360 - No way! 949 00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:50,200 - When you're not there? 950 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:51,000 - Yeah, no way. 951 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,040 She's not coming around. 952 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:54,400 - But this is our house or your house? 953 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:56,800 - Don't look at me. 954 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,760 Don't do this me, please. 955 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,080 Don't do this. 956 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:00,720 - I'm not gonna have someone around, you don't want 957 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:01,320 around, I get that. 958 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:02,760 - Good. 959 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:03,800 - But I'd like to think I can invite my friends 'round. 960 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:06,440 - You can have anyone apart from Maria. 961 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,320 [people talking and laughing] 962 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:13,680 There's Joey. 963 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:14,520 Let me go see him in a bit. 964 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,360 - Okay. 965 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,200 - Joey. 966 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,240 - Mate, how good is tonight? 967 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,760 - Unbelievable. - Best night in Essex. 968 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,640 - Have you seen the queue? 969 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:20,800 - Yeah, it's massive. 970 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,840 - It goes all the way down the road. 971 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:22,880 - It's going 'round the corner, innit? 972 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:23,720 - And we can't let no one else in now. 973 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,560 Full capacity. 974 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:25,680 - Oh my God, I can't believe it. 975 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:26,720 Sniper man. 976 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,240 - Well, I haven't spoken to me dad yet 977 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,080 but obviously I think he'll be happy with it. 978 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:30,960 Yeah, I think we'll do it every week. 979 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:31,960 - Every single, though? 980 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,040 - Definitely, best party in Essex. 981 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:33,880 - Yeah. 982 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:34,760 - 100% you are. 983 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,800 [dance music] 984 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,160 - You alright, Mark? 985 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:16,840 - How you doing Billie, you alright? 986 00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:17,680 - Yeah, good thank you. 987 00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:18,720 - You look really good tonight. 988 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:19,600 - Couldn't believe you turned up tonight. 989 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,760 I haven't seen you out for ages. 990 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,720 - Yeah, I know. 991 00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,600 - Look at him, Mr. Essex over there. 992 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,440 Look. 993 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,240 He's lovely with all the girls. 994 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:27,440 That used to be you, didn't. 995 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,440 - Nah, he's not a Mark quite yet. 996 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,480 He's trying to be. 997 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:30,520 He's trying to get my ex-girlfriend. 998 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,880 He's trying to take the crown away. 999 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,760 - Ex-girlfriend? 1000 00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,280 What then, Joey's taking over? 1001 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:37,400 - He can try, but he ain't done it yet. 1002 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,240 Crown's still mine. 1003 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:39,800 - That's in your opinion. 1004 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,720 - How can you take a crown in one night? 1005 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,560 [dance music] 1006 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,280 - Well, whenQ I had my boobs done 1007 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:51,800 I was like an empty B cause I'd had my little girl. 1008 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,680 She was like two. 1009 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,400 Alright, Mick? 1010 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:55,320 - Yeah, good. 1011 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:56,160 You have a good time? 1012 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,440 - Great time. 1013 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,520 - I just want to say thank you for the apple pie 1014 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,520 you left on my doorstep. 1015 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:01,680 - What apple pie? 1016 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:04,320 - The apple pie that you left on my doorstep? 1017 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:05,560 - Mick I didn't leave an apple pie. 1018 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,400 - You did. 1019 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,680 - I didn't. 1020 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:10,040 I swear on my life, I didn't leave an apple pie. 1021 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,320 - I had an apple pie with a bow, 1022 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:14,120 like all hearts and a red bow left on my doorstep 1023 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,120 when I woke up. 1024 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,640 - Mick, I didn't make it. 1025 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:17,760 - Are you sure? 1026 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,240 - I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news. 1027 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,640 Just for the future, don't eat things 1028 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,280 that are left on your doorstep. 1029 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,880 You don't know what's in it. 1030 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,000 It could have anything in it. 1031 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,480 - I think I will be alright. 1032 00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,360 - If it had arsenic in it you'd be bran bread, wouldn't ya? 1033 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,240 That wouldn't be no good, would it? 1034 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:33,640 - I'm glad to say there must have been nothing in it 1035 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:34,760 cause I've been fine. 1036 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,160 - Alright? 1037 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,520 - Hi, babe, you alright? 1038 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,520 - Yeah, you? 1039 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,080 - Well, you never cease to amaze me. 1040 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,000 - You having a good time? 1041 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:44,960 - Yeah, no it's really good. 1042 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,160 - Great time. - Good. 1043 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,360 I just wanted to say to you, Mick, 1044 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,160 I had such a fantastic time at Kirk's birthday. 1045 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,200 - Good. 1046 00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,040 - And I wanted to do something for you. 1047 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:54,960 - What was that? 1048 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,560 - Did you enjoy your pie? 1049 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,360 - Oh, did that come from you? 1050 00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,400 - [Gemma] Did you like it? 1051 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,440 - I actually thought Chloe had left it 1052 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,640 just to say thank you for something. 1053 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,320 - But I just want to say from my heart Mick, like 1054 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,960 you've not got a woman looking after you and 1055 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,160 I just wanted to do something for you 1056 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,680 because I do care about you Mick. 1057 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,360 I know it sounds random, but it's not like I can 1058 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,200 walk up to you and snog your face off. 1059 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,200 I wanted to be subtle about it. 1060 00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:19,040 I just wanted to offer you the pie 1061 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:22,160 as a gesture that, you know, I do think about you, Mick. 1062 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:23,200 - That was a lovely gesture. 1063 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:23,960 No one's ever done that for me before 1064 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:24,800 so thank you very much. 1065 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,680 - That's alright, hun. 1066 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,320 [cheering] 1067 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:31,760 - Here's to Joey! 1068 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,720 - Reem Parties. 1069 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:34,560 Reem! 1070 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,080 - [Crowd] Reem! 1071 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:36,920 - Reem. 1072 00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:38,680 Reem, reem, reem. 1073 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,960 [laughing] 1074 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,040 [dance music] 1075 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:49,000 [people chattering] 1076 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,880 - See you later, mate. 1077 00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,200 - Yeah, alright. 1078 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,480 [upbeat music] 1079 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:08,440 - [Narrator] Next time, on "The Only Way Is Essex". 1080 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,320 Will it be plain sailing for Kirk and Lauren Pope? 1081 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,280 - A key? 1082 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,920 - That's to my house. 1083 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,280 - [Narrator] Has Arg got eyes for Amy? 1084 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,120 - Don't look at my boobs, Arg. 1085 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,560 - [Narrator] And can Gemma cook her way 1086 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:20,760 into Mick's heart? 1087 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,920 Who knows? 1088 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,320 These people are real and anything can happen 1089 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,000 on "The Only Way Is Essex." 1090 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,440 ♪ The only way is up 1091 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,520 ♪ Baby 1092 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,480 ♪ For you and me now 1093 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:37,160 ♪ The only way is up 1094 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,200 ♪ Baby 1095 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,160 ♪ For you and me now 1096 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,920 ♪ The only way is up 1097 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,920 ♪ Baby 1098 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:51,640 ♪ For you and me now 74868

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