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- [Narrator] This programme
contains flash cars,

big watches and white stallions.

The tans you see might be fake
but the people are all real,

although some of what they do

has been set up purely
for your entertainment.

Previously on "The Only Way is
Essex."

- I need to go and see Mister
Darcy.

- You shouldn't really be
here should you, James.

- I'm gonna start my own model
agency.

- Bit of commercial, bit
of fashion, bit of glamour.

- Oh my God!
- Are you joking?

- Why don't we have a Playboy
party?

- What?

- [Mark] My man!

[upbeat rhythmic music]

♪ The only way is you, baby

♪ You and me now

[energetic upbeat music]

[laughs]

["Hungry like The Wolf" by Duran
Duran]

- To be fair this has been a
nice

chill out before the big night,
ain't it?

- It's a good plan,
mate, really good plan,

I'm really enjoying myself.

- Do you know the real reason
why I'm doing this tonight?

- Because you're engaged?

- Obviously.

But not everyone has
like an engagement party,

not everyone takes it to that,
you know,

makes it big, but I always
planned

that I would have a really
romantic proposal on a beach

on one knee, whatever,
and that hasn't happened,

I just wanna prove to everyone
who doesn't think it's real,

all my family, all the
boys, I wanna tell everyone,

listen, I am in love, I do love
this girl,

this is the girl I wanna
spend the rest of my life with

and the reason why I'm doing
this tonight

is because I wanna show everyone

how much she means to me and
the effort I'm putting in,

do you know what I mean?

- Yeah, but me and Jess
have had a little chat

and we're like gonna do
a little duet together

for your [mumbles] first
slow dance at the party

or something like that?

- I really, really appreciate
that, what you've done for me,

this engagement party and
the effort you're putting in,

you know, it really means a lot,

but people are getting scared

that I'm gonna call off
the wedding to Lauren

and marrying you.

[laughs]

- You bastard!

["Something Good Can Work"
by Two Door Cinema Club]

- Congratulations!

- [Lauren] Cheers.

I want everyone to be looking
amazing,

I want to get the message
out there, it's classy,

it's massive, it's a very posh
event,

we're having pink,
silver and white balloons

everywhere at the tables.
- Pink, silver and white?

- Yeah.

- Nice.

- So--

You do know that this
is not your wedding day,

this is an engagement party?

- I like to be like my
birthday--

- So what's your wedding gonna
be like?

- Oh, I'll be in competition
with Kate and Will!

- Oh my God!

I'm still sceptical of
him behaving himself,

see how long it lasts, hopefully
it will,

but no, he seems to be like
being really good lately,

seems to be treating you really
nice.

Hopefully, he will stay like
that.

- Don't be a bitch.

[chuckles]

- What's the Sam situation all
about?

You reckon she will turn up,
wont turn up, what you reckon?

- Do you know what, mate?

Watch there for if she wants it,

if she turns up, she turns
up, if she don't, she don't.

Here, mate, do you want that?

- Lovely; do you think she will
though?

- Yeah, I think she will, 'cause
I think

she'll be looking bitter if she
don't.

I'm gonna see Sam later on.

- [Arg] Are ya?

- Yeah, gotta talk to her about
something.

- Are you gonna tell me, or?

- I ain't gonna meet her for
that,

if that's what you're
trying to get at, you know.

If I wanna be with Sam, I can be
with her,

do you know what I'm trying to
say?

- You reckon, Lauren will be
all right with Sam coming?

She'll have an issue or
she'll be happy for us

to come or what?

- Listen, it's Lauren's night,

I want it to be special for her.

If she doesn't want Sam
coming, then that's fine.

But to be honest with ya,
I don't think she cares.

At the end of it I told
her, all she needs to do,

when she's dancing with
me at the end there,

she needs to look at her and
just go, "Look, who's got him,"

do you know what I'm trying to
say?

- What, like you're a top prize?

- I'm more than a top prize,
Argie.

[slow jazz music]

- So all these cupcakes
are vajazzled, diamond,

but look what's gonna top it
off.

- What?

- Ta-da!

- Oh my God.

- [Sam] Oh my god.

- Mark looks anorexic!

- Are you joking?

- [Amy] Mark looks so ugly
in that picture, didn't he?

- [Sam] I think they both
look exactly the same.

- [Amy] I'll put it on this
here.

- I'll put one and you put one.

Do they know that you've got
these?

- Oh look, so cringy.

[chuckles]

Oh, you squashed that face, Sam!

- Didn't mean to do that, it's
all right.

[giggle]

No, I'm joking.

- That is so horrible.
- I'm joking.

Wait, let me move it.

Oh, this one's ruined!

- [Amy] Oh, what a shame.

[laugh]

- I take it, you're not coming

to Mark and Lauren's engagement
party?

- I think, my invite's
in the post [laughs].

- I don't think all Mark's
150 exes will be attending.

[laughs]

That he'd be sitting there
writing a list

of all the people to not invite.

Probably on the list of people
to invite.

I don't think he'll probably
want me to come, will he?

- Why, you still not getting on
with him?

- No, we don't really get on, do
we?

- Oh god.

[laughs]

- He's not been the
best influence, has he?

- How are you and Arg?

- Well, we're like on talking
terms, but.

- So, have you heard from Mark
since he came into the shop?

- He called me earlier.

- Saying what?
- Random.

He was just like, "Oh, I
need to ask you something."

- Yeah?

- Sam, he's so not over you.

- No, he was like, "Oh, I need
to talk you about something,

"I've got something to ask you."

So, I'm gonna go and see him
later and see what he wants.

- I think, Sam, he really likes
you.

- To be honest, obviously, it's
like

I'm always gonna have a soft
spot for him.

- [Amy] Of course you are.

- But he's engaged now,
do you know what I mean,

I'm just moving on, I'm not
really,

I'm not gonna dwell on it,

I'm happy, I'm seeing Joey.

I'm happy about that.
- Joey's you man.

Joey's you man.
- Exactly.

- [Amy] And we love Joey, don't
we, Harry?

- We love Joey.

We even fancy him, so be
careful.

[laugh]

- So, I'm surprised we're
invited,

seeing as we're like glamour
models.

- Yeah, but we're the only
people,

that haven't shagged Mark.

[giggles]

- I wonder what Mark
Wright is like in bed.

'Cause I'm not being
funny, but all these girls

that he liked, I see [mumbles]
throwing themselves at him,

he must have some sort of tool
down there?

- Do you think he's a grower or
a shower?

- What does that mean?

- Do you know what a grower or
shower?

- No, is that Northern?

- If it grows, then it
means it gets bigger,

but if it shows, it's just
permanently big all of the time.

- And it doesn't get any bigger.

A grower is quite small but--

- [Gemma] Small but then it
expands.

- But doesn't every get
smaller and then get bigger?

- [Maria] No.

- Sometimes they're soft
and then they're hard?

- Right; basically, a shower
is when it's ready for action--

- [Maria] A bit of a donkey.

- It doesn't need to be ready
for action,

'cause it's massive as it is.

- Yeah, but nothing really
happens,

it doesn't really do a lot as a
shower.

- You've baffled me.

- Sometimes they have a
large packet down there

and it just gets bigger
than what it already looks.

Some of them are like proper
small and embarrassing

and it has to physically
grow to do the job.

Oh my God, imagine
being in that situation?

[frown]

[chuckles]

- [Sam] Hello.

- How are you doing, all right?

- Yeah, good, thank you.

So what have you called me here
for, then?

- I just wanna talk to
you about something.

- Okay.

- I dunno if you know, I'm
setting up my own model agency.

- Yeah.

- And basically, on the website
is a section for glamour,

and I just wondered if you
would wanna get involved.

- What do you mean, not
modelling?

- No, you wouldn't have to
model, no, of course not.

I've got someone set in
charge of the fashion,

someone set in charge of the
commercial,

and I want you to take
charge of the glamour.

- How comes you're asking me?

- 'Cause you're good at what you
do.

- Have you spoke to Lauren about
this?

- No, I haven't, but if she's
got something to say about it

then obviously, I'll have
to talk to her about it,

but this is my business,
she's gotta trust me.

- I don't think it's gonna work.

That risk, not to upset Lauren.

- But I want to have a
female working for me,

so what's the difference if
it's you or someone else,

now she's gotta get over the
fact--

- [Sam] But there is a
difference.

- [Mark] She's gotta start
trusting me.

- There is a difference if
it's me or someone else.

- [Mark] Why?

- Because there is.
- But why?

- If you don't know why,
you are very stupid!

- Well, obviously, our past,
but the point I'm making

is this is my business and
I'm only thinking of it

in a business sense,

so you've gotta except
that and so has she.

- I'd have to think about it.

[bright upbeat music]

- Do you think Sam'll come to
the--

- [Maria] I think Sam will go.

Do you think Lucy will go?

- Would you go though, if
you was in that position?

I wouldn't, I'd be devastated.

I wouldn't be able to go.

- Yeah, but Lauren was there
first.

- Sam's a really nice person,

I think that she gets a little
bit of a hard time, really,

she hasn't done anything wrong.

If anything, she gives
him more of a hard time

than Lauren does.

If Lauren treated him
a bit more like that,

maybe he'd sort himself out.

- I think Lauren's gotta
really good outlook on it,

she's like, "All of
that's in the past now,

"me and Mark are getting
engaged,

"it's a statement that
we're moving forward."

- But looking at her, if you
look at her

when she's saying it, I don't
think she actually believes,

that that is, I think she wants
it,

but I don't think she thinks
that.

- She has forgiven him
for everything he's done,

if that was me, it'd ate me
alive,

I couldn't even look at him.

- Why do you think she's
forgiven him?

- 'Cause she loves him,
love is a powerful thing.

- It totally is, it makes
you do absolutely mad things,

worst decisions ever come
out of being in love.

- [Amy] Is Mark getting nervous?

- No, he's all right actually.

He's looking forward to it,

he's a bit more excited than me.

He's been doing more
organising than I have.

- [Amy] Has he?

- Yeah.

- [Paloma] So what else have
you got planned for the day?

- We've got chocolate fountains,
ice sculptures, live band.

We've got a bit of an entrance

and I've just brought an
amazing dress as well.

- It's like a wedding isn't it?

[laughs]
- Yeah, it is a wedding.

- It's nice Lauren, you go,
girl.

- I know, gotta make the most of
it!

- [Paloma] So who's gonna
come to the party then?

- To the party, Joey
Essex, oh, lots of us,

Harry, Gemma, Sam--

- I saw Sam today.

- Oh, did you?
- Yeah, I saw her with Mark,

yeah, in the pub.

- You're joking?

- [Paloma] No, I'm being
serious.

- What, today?

- Today!

- Mark, my fiance Mark, with
Sam?

- Yeah.

- [Amy] Definitely Mark?

- It was definitely Mark,

I walked past and I had to stop
and stare.

- Awkward.

- That is weird, 'cause they're
not mates

to be going for lunch,
you know what I mean,

I wouldn't have that at all.

- You gossiper, Paloma!

We got a gossiper in Amy's
salon.

- [Paloma] Well, you gotta know.

- I'd rather know, I'd
defiantly would rather know,

I definitely would.

- The thing is though it
could be so innocent, Lauren,

it could be.

- It's not about it being
innocent or not,

they could be talking
about the fucking sky,

it's me knowing about it.

You sure none of the
other boys were there?

She might have just sat at the
same table?

That's fine.
- No it was just them two.

That's why I thought it was a
bit weird.

- It's just, I think he's taking
the piss.

- You need to talk to Mark,
Lauren.

- Talk to him?

I'll kill him.

[laughs]

- Awkward!

- I've got some sick suit.

- Have ya?
- Baby blue,

I've had it all tailored,

so it's all tight on the legs,

showing muscles on me leg.

- What muscles? [chuckles]

- I got more muscles on my leg

than you've got on your whole
body, son.

Ah, I'll look so good.

- And are we gonna go in
like a proper disco dancing?

- Yeah, I'm gonna be cutting
caterpillars and everything.

Definitely.

[phone rings]

Talk to wifey.

- Who's that?
- Lauren.

All right, babe?

- Are you all right?

- Yeah, good, you?

- Yeah, I'm just at Amy's
having my nails and that done,

just chatting away, and
Paloma said she saw you today

having lunch with Sam and I
went,

"No, that defiantly weren't
Mark."

- What?

What do you mean?

Yeah, I did have lunch with Sam.

- What?

- Yeah, but I was only a
business meeting, Lauren.

- A business meeting?

- [Mark] Yeah.

- [Lauren] What the fuck about?

What business meeting would
you have to have with Sam?

- About the model agency.

- [Lauren] Do you understand
what commitment means?

- [Mark] What?

- It's a part of honesty
as well, and it's trust.

- I'm being honest, you just
don't--

- I'm not saying you've lied,
but that's very dishonest,

'cause if you live with
me and are engaged to me,

you don't go and meet
a girl and have lunch,

'cause anyone can talk,
that's how rumours start,

and now I've gotta deal with
it sitting here like an idiot

with girls telling me that
you've been for lunch with Sam,

don't you think that's a bit
embarrassing,

how would you feel if you was
me?

- You know, I'd be annoyed,
babe, but as I said,

I ain't gonna cheat on you no
more,

all it is literally I'm
thinking of my business,

she can see what a good
glamour--

- She knows what, she knows
what?

- She can see what a good
glamour model is and I can't,

you know, I might not know this
stuff.

- So what was this meeting about
then?

To know what a pair of tits look
like?

Is that what you mean is about?

- No, 'cause she's gonna be
the one casting the girls

and overseeing the glamour model
agency,

do you know what I mean?

- I don't think so.

- [Mark] Why not?

- What do you mean, why not?

- Well, Lauren, it's
my business, you know,

and I want it to go well.

- So, what have you invited
her to the engagement party?

- Well, I've said if she
wants to come, she can come.

- Really?

Well, I don't even know
if I'm going anyway, so

I'll just see you later, I
can't be bothered with it, bye.

- Go girl.

- [Arg] Don't worry about that.

- She's chatting shit,

and she actually said
she ain't gonna come.

- She's over reacting, but as
a mate, I can see her point.

- I think, she should
be more annoyed at me

[farts] doing that.

[laugh]

[soft relaxing music]
[chatter]

- This isn't an engagement
party, this is a wedding.

Let me tell you now, Mark
wants to ride in on a horse--

- Oh, shut up, that's silly!
- No, I'm serious,

he wants to ride in on a horse,

like Robin Hood or something.

[laughs]

- [Leah] Like he's
rescuing her or something?

- He's talking about
presents being delivered

like down from the ceiling or on
a horse.

- You get presents when people
are getting married, first,

and is there any wedding date
booked?

No.
- This is like a wedding.

This is like a wedding.

- I don't wanna be negative,
because I do feel negative,

because I can not see it
working.

I want him to be really
happy with somebody

that he loves to bits,

and that he's gonna really
appreciate

and have a fantastic life.

I can remember times when
they've sat on those sofas

and they've argued because she's
not had his 100% attention.

'Cause what it is, she wants all
of him.

- Lauren hasn't been a
saint through it all.

- Lauren's been as bad as Mark
or worse

in that relationship.
- So maybe

they'll get through this
together,

but I cant see, personally,
if you're in a relationship,

you're always gonna bring up
what's happened in the past.

Are you telling me, she's never
gonna say,

"You went with Sam" and
"You went with Lucy"?

- They've seemed happy

ever since he put the ring on
her finger.

- Of course he would, it's
what Lauren's always wanted!

- I will not believe
they are getting married

until I see them walk down the
aisle

and I really mean that.
- Me too.

- I just hope it works,
I can not see it working,

please God it works.

- See, if this was like
a year ago, I'd say no,

I can change her mind that
quickly,

but the way she was before I got
her back,

she was so stubborn, she didn't
want nothing to do with me,

so I'm just thinking now,
she's just the way she is now,

she's just like, "No, fuck
him," do you know hat I mean?

- Hi, Lauren.

- All right.

- [Mark] Come here.

- Arg, would you mind
popping out a minute,

is that all right?
- Yeah.

- [Mark] What's the matter with
you?

- Huh?
- What's the matter with you?

- I've just been to get my
nails and that done and--

- [Mark] Can you sit here?

- I just felt like an absolute
idiot.

- Why, Lauren?

- 'Cause what the fuck is going
on?

Do you know what I mean?

You just got engaged to me,

and you in to be committed to
me,

and then some girls telling me

that you're having lunch with
Sam,

I was like 100% that's not Mark.

No way, definitely got it
wrong, must be someone else

who looks like him.

Remember when I told you
about the glamour agency,

she said, don't you doing it,

and you have a meets about
her working with you?

How many times I have to say to
you,

I don't want you doing it?

- But, Lauren, it's business.

- I don't care, I don't
care about business.

You've gone behind my back
going ahead with the agency,

and then having a meeting
with Sam about working for you

and advice on it.

What?!

- Well--

- [Lauren] So what you have to
say?

- I'm sorry.

- That's not good enough, grow
up.

What have you got to say?

- I don't know, I'm sorry.

And I done it because I'm
thinking about my business
first.

- If you really, really were
serious about this business,

the person that would be
working with you would be me.

- No, 'cause you're not a
glamour model.

- So you've gotta be a glamour
model?

You obviously haven't gotta clue
then.

- 'Cause she's been a
glamour model before,

she knows what you've got to
have to be a glamour model.

- Why does she?

- Look, forget what she can and
can't do.

- It's out of order though,
that's you're excuse?

- Can you let me speak
for just one moment.

I love you, I asked her to work
for me,

I'm sorry, there nothing more I
can say

other than we've got an
amazing engagement party

lined up tonight.

Let's not argue about something
that I will turn around

and look, forget Sam, I will
not have her working for me.

And I understand how you feel
now,

I never thought about it at the
time.

And I'm sorry and I love you.

Come and sit here.

Why are you putting your bag on?

- [Lauren] 'Cause I'm going.

- Why are you going?

- 'Cause that's all I've got
to say to you at the moment.

- Lauren, what are you
fucking doing, you dick?

Lauren, what are you doing?

[upbeat music]

[dramatic orchestral music]

- [Sam] This is like a wedding
venue.

- [Joey] I know, isn't it?

- It's lovely though.

- Its reem.

- [Sam] I dunno if I
wanna go in, you know.

- [Joey] Why?

- Dunno, feels a little bit
weird.

- Why, what's the whole
situation
with Mark, it all right?

- Yeah, like it's fine, you
know, when you think that after,

given the history and things
like that,

and this is his engagement
party,

it's Mark's engagement, and I'm
here.

- No, of course.

Well, how do you feel about
Mark, then?

- I don't really feel anything,

I'm happy that he's engaged

and I hope he's happy with
Lauren.

And I'm with you now.

- Yeah, you and me.

Come give me a kiss, you and me,
come.

- [Sam] Yeah.

- You're beautiful.

[horses neigh]

- [Arg] I don't believe this.

- [Mark] What's the matter with
you?

- [Arg] We're getting on a
horses for an engagement party,

it's not a wedding!

- [Mark] I'll take the
stallion for a stallion.

- I'll take the smaller one,

'cause I'll struggle to get
me leg up on the other one.

[grunts]

- Oh, it ain't so safe
up here, mate, trust me.

- On the count of one, two,
three.

[laughs]

- Is he light enough for the
horse?

[laughs]

- [Arg] Come on mate, I
ain't gonna get up it.

- [Horseman] Try another way.

- My left leg up in there.

Oh, I can't do it, I'll split my
trousers.

[laughs]

- [Arg] Got there.

- You nearly killed the horse.

[laughs]

- Come on, seriously, Mark,
horses, I mean, really?

Do we need to do horses?

- This is a bit of Brokeback
Mountain for me and you,

a bit of bromance!

- Love it all!

[laughs]

- [Arg] I feel like I'm gonna
fall off,

what am I gonna hold onto?

[slow dramatic music]

[guests cheer]

- Oh, shut up!

- There being followed
by priests, ain't they?

Are they preists?

- No.

- [Harry] I didn't know
it was a gay wedding.

- This guy right there.

- I though I was the [mumbles]

[slow dramatic music]

- I surely brought him with,
he's gonna be doing this

for a couple of weeks, didn't I?

[laughs]

[guests clap]

- [Arg] Got there in the end
though.

- Hold you foot up.

[guests cheer]

[laughs]

[guests clap]

- Congratulations.
- Cheers.

Hello, nan.
- Lovely.

- [Guest] You look handsome.

- [Mark] Cheers, son.

[bright orchestral music]

[guests cheer]

- [Jessica] That's a nice car.

[guests cheer]

- Ah, lovely dress.

You wouldn't wear white though,
would you,

to your engagement?

- [Jessica] She's wearing white,
oh no.

Its like a wedding.

- [Carol] Hope she's leaving
[mumbles] my wedding dress.

- You look nice, you arrived
then.

- [Lauren] Thank you, yeah.

I still haven't forgotten
about it, all right?

Hello.

- [Jessica] You're in white!

I didn't think you'd be
bloody wearing white!

- [Lauren] Hello.

- Shall we go in.

- Everyone come in for a drink

- Come on.

[guests cheer]

[upbeat funky music]

- Oh Amy, it's all on your chin,

it's warm ain't it?

- It's lovely.
- What's Sam,

is she gonna talk to Mark,

is she gonna say
congratulations?

- I dunno, I aint seen her
yet, so when I see her,

I'll try and get all the gossip.

- Does Sam still like Mark?

- I think she likes him,

I don't think they gonna
get back together from now,

I thinks she knows that
he's getting married and--

- To be honest, I think Mark's
a completely changed person.

- I think he is.

- The way he is, you know like
every time

we've been at a party,
every time he looks at her,

I don't think it's good.

And obviously, Joey fancies Sam.

- Sorted.

[slow funky music]

- I felt like I had to
come, because I though,

I'm not proving a point or
nothing, but I just thought

I'm gonna show my respects,
so then this chapter's over.

But being here, feels a bit
weird,

because, I'm with Joey and and
we're all having a good time,

but I do, I will always
have a soft spot for Mark,

always have a soft spot for him.

- Course you will.

- He wants Lauren, he wants
the fairy tale wedding,

but is that, is he happy?

- I dunno.

[upbeat bright music]

- So there's no Mark
Wright in your life then?

- There is no grower or shower
in my life at the moment.

- Would you prefer a shower or a
grower?

- Dunno, it's been so long.

- Has it got cobwebs?

- I think it has.

- It's been a long time for me
as well.

- I just don't want that though,

I want the love and the real
romance.

- I'm pissed off there
ain't no hot men here,

look at these nutters!

[upbeat music]

- Fantastic night.

- Well I can't believe, if
this is their engagement party,

let's just say they need
to save up for a few years

for their wedding, don't they?

- [Nanny Pat] Well, if it
goes in the OK! Magazine,

they wont have to pay, do they?

- Mum!

[chuckles]

She went, "If it goes in the OK!
Magazine,

"they wont have to pay anyway."

[laughs]

- Hello!

I'll sit down, my feet are
killing me.

- Were just saying what a
fantastic night.

- What is your wedding gonna be
like,

if this is your engagement
party.

- Oh no, it's gonna be 10
times bigger than this.

- When is the wedding?

- This is the question, I don't
know,

but I think like, now we've done
this,

I think, in my mind, we are
ready.

- We or you?

- No, we.

I do, what I tell ya
the gods honest truth,

I think it's more Mark than me.

- Indeed?

- I think this stuff
like means a lot to him,

but he's very family orientated,

I know he wants to get married,

I think that now he wants to do
it, so.

- As long as there's no
children involved, Lauren,

that's the main thing.

I think for Carols sake.

Don't you think?

- I just also think, Lauren,

you need to be more involved
in the family as well,

because I think once
you get Mark, that's it,

that's all you need in life,

but you need to be more
involved in all us.

Because you don't, you just run
away.

- I'll tell you the gods honest
truth,

is because Mark is very honest
with me

and Mark would tell me
what everyone says about me

and that makes it hard.

- [Leah] Like what?

- Like you should break away
now and which is fair enough,

'cause you care about him

and love him....
- Who said that?

- Well, his family, like Jess,
his mum.

- Sorry what, I say what?

- [Lauren] You should break
away, move on, blah, blah, blah.

- Marks has told her
that you've said that.

- But the thing is the reason
why I can't let this happen,

think to myself this
is really gonna happen,

it's because you don't like,

I wanna be excited for you two.

But you have such a
distance to me, Lauren.

For some reason, when
you're back with Mark,

Mark won't come near me today.

- Why?
- I don't know.

- Well, I don't think you
and Mark are very close.

- Are you joking, Lauren?!

I dunno but for some reason
when you're with Mark,

for some reason recently,
he just doesn't want

to talk to me and mummy,
he won't talk to us,

and I feel like you would
get the hump with him

for talking to us--
- Ridiculous!

- [Jessica] No, I know that's
ridiculous.

- Maybe I know what it
is. If that's the case,

I think it's because he thinks
that you lot don't like me.

- We like you as a person,
we are happy for you,

we want to be happy that you
and Mark are really happy.

And we need to believe that.

Do you know where I'm coming
from?

- Yeah.

[slow dramatic music]

- Hello.

- Samantha, how are you?

- I'm good, you?

- Good.

Glad you made it.

- Lovely venue.

- [Mark] It's nice, isn't it?

- Really lovely.

- You all right?

- I'm fine.

I just wanted to talk to
you because I feel like

I know you're happy, and
you want to be with Lauren,

and I know that you love
Lauren, but I feel like

for some reason that you
still hold something on me?

- Right.

- And I just wanna get
to the bottom of it,

'cause I feel like I wanna
move on, but I can't,

I feel like I'm waiting for
something.

I dunno what I'm waiting for

or what it is, but I feel I am.

I want you to be honest
though and explain.

- How deep do you want
me to go in the fact

that I love Lauren, you know,
it's hard,

I don't wanna do that to you.
- I know you love Lauren.

I just wanna know how you feel
about me,

so I can draw a line under it.

- Okay.

Is very hard to say this
'cause I'm a bit of a coward,

but you've meant
something to me in my time

and I'd never ever deny
that, and you know that.

That's why you're sitting here
now,

because you know you've
meant something to me,

and of course my feelings won't
just stop,

and it did a little bit annoy me
the fact

that you're snogging Joey's
face off in the club,

in the pool, in front of
everyone,

I felt it was a little bit
strong.

But I can't tell you
what to do, you're right,

I can't dictate you what to do.

You know, I'm engaged to Lauren
now.

And it's always been hard for me
to say,

look, Sam, you've gotta let go
now,

I'm back with with Lauren,

like I used to get back with
her,

and probably try and keep you
there

if you like.
- You say, Sam,

you've gotta let go, but.

- No, no, I'm saying I
never used to say that,

I used to keep you there, but
now I've probably got to say.

It's terribly hard for me to say
this,

but I'll never forget you and
there's a place in my heart,

and you know I liked you and I
always did.

But I've gotta blank that out my
head now,

I'm moving on.

- Why would you ask me
to work for you then?

With the past and history that
we've had?

- Well then maybe I
shouldn't have done that,

if you thought it was awkward,

I just thought it would be okay,
you know,

it probably would have been
awkward now,

I think about it, Lauren
wasn't that happy about it.

- I just don't think you're
that honest with yourself.

- That's up to you.

I don't think I'd be here,
Sam, if I didn't love Lauren.

What can I say now?

I can't sit here and say,

wait around, Sam, just in
case I split up with Lauren,

'cause I know you won't do that
anyway

and hopefully I won't
split up with Lauren,

'cause I've done this for a
reason,

hopefully, we have a good future
together

and I do love her, but
that's never gonna deny

the feelings I had for you.

It's a very odd discussion
to have with you,

someone who, I've see other
girls,

they were just girls I've seen,

and you're different than that.

You've been more special than
any other girl I've seen.

[smooches]
I'll see you later.

[slow dramatic music]

[exhales]

- You all right?

- I'm fine.

[guests cheer]

- Firstly, I'd like to start by
saying

how beautiful my fiance looks
tonight,

and I'd like to give her
a big round of applause.

[guests clap]

Right, now, this is
very hard for me to do.

I never ever open up about the
way I feel,

fuck.

- [Nanny Pat] Take a couple
of deep breaths, Mark.

- Basically, over the years,

I've always got this ego trip
about me,

why the fuck I get emotional?

- Ah, I would to, I swear to God
to you.

- Right, I always try and
give off this big ego,

like I'm Mister Playboy and
whatever else,

I never open up about this girl.

Why am I doing that?

- [Lauren] God, I love you!

I love you.

- Come on, Mark!

- Don't worry.

- Right, so basically, I just
wanna tell you lot all at once

rather than keep denying,

for fucks sake!

What the fuck am I doing?

[guests laugh]

- What the fuck are you doing?

What is wrong with you?!
- I get emotional

every time I speak!

- [Carol] What is wrong with
you?

- I dunno!

I'm just gonna get to the
fucking point.

- It's beautiful, go on.

- Right, last time I'm gonna say
that,

basically, I'm trying to say,

this girl means the world to me,

I've took this step in my life,
obviously,

why you're all here tonight,

'cause it's a step I've chose.

Some of you might not believe
it, some of you might it but

I love this girl, she
means the world to me,

and I've gotta tell you all
that now rather than hiding it,

rather than telling you all
individually.

I want you all to support
us all the way through,

through the wedding, if we make
it.

[guests laugh]

- If everyone lets us
[chuckles].

- Oh, here we go.

- Basically, I've been this
playboy,

I've been to Miami, been
with a top model out there,

but let me tell you,

[guests laugh]

but still when I wake up in the
morning,

it still don't feel as good
as it does with this girl,

that's the girl I love,
I've realised that now.

[guests clap]

- [Narrator] Next time on
"The Only Way is Essex,"

Can Lauren get on the right
side of the Wright family?

- I think that's because
you don't like me.

- [Narrator] Will Sam miss her
Mark?

- I feel like I wanna
move on, but I can't.

- [Narrator] Will Arg
continue to horse around?

And are there any growers
or showers out there

for Gemma, Chloe and Maria?

- I wonder what Mark
got, it's like him big?

He must have some sorta tool
down there?

- [Narrator] Who knows.

These people are real,
and anything can happen

on "The Only Way is Essex."

♪ The only way is up, baby

♪ You and me now

♪ The only way is up, baby

♪ You and me now

♪ The only way is up, baby

♪ You and me now